Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who robbed a Waffle House in Florida by using finger guns and making everyone get down on the floor.
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00:00A Waffle House in Madison, Florida had a pretty interesting night the other night.
00:10A man walked in, screamed, I am high and drunk!
00:14Then he pulled out his finger guns.
00:18Oh God.
00:19Stick him up!
00:20Get on the ground!
00:22Okay, here's a question to you.
00:23A guy walks into a Waffle House, screams that he's high and drunk, pulls out finger guns,
00:28and says, get on the ground.
00:28I'm not getting on the ground.
00:29Do you get on the ground?
00:30I'm not.
00:31No, I'm not getting on the ground.
00:32Everyone got on the ground.
00:33You get on the ground at a Waffle House.
00:35No way.
00:36Everyone got on the ground.
00:37That's more dangerous than the guy with the finger guns.
00:41The Waffle House floor?
00:42Yes.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Potentially you could get, you know.
00:45E. coli, whatever else.
00:47I think people enter all the time though and say, I'm drunk and high.
00:50Exactly.
00:50Sure.
00:51The finger guns are the only difference.
00:53He screamed, get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed.
00:57They all got on the ground.
00:58He stole a handful of Waffle House napkins and made a run for it.
01:03Jackpot.
01:04And they're still on the ground, these people?
01:06Yeah.
01:07Yep.
01:07I don't even know if you can charge this guy with anything.
01:11He just tricked a bunch of people.
01:12I think, honestly, I think you're allowed to take napkins.
01:15He didn't do anything.
01:16You can walk in.
01:17You can take napkins.
01:19Those people thought he was a wizard.
01:20People were just dumb.
01:21Imagine, like, they found this guy and they were like, no, I just threw up.
01:24I was drunk.
01:25I threw up my finger guns.
01:26I'm like, this is a robbery.
01:27And, like, everyone laid down like morons.
01:30I took some napkins.
01:31I needed a laugh.
01:32And what did they do?
01:32They called the police.
01:34Help!
01:34Help us!
01:36Help!
01:36There's a maniac in here that's got some sort of mutant powers or something.
01:40He's got no guns.
01:42Well, and the other thing is, it's like only, probably only two people saw the finger guns.
01:47But then everyone just heard him and just laid down.
01:50So then, if you see people laying down, I'd love to hear the 911 call.
01:54Just because I would assume the 911 operator.
01:57I believe he just took napkins.
02:00But the guy wasn't even armed, but he came in pointing the fingers and things kind of crazy.
02:04Everybody believed that he had some kind of super ability.
02:09He just really never knew what he was going to do next.
02:11You know, we were pretty terrified at the time.
02:13We threw money at him, but he just took the napkins.
02:16It was weird.
02:16He didn't want money at all.
02:18Can you guys get off the ground?
02:19Not yet.
02:20It's pretty tough.
02:21I'm going to need some help to get up.
02:22I actually need help.
02:23I'm going to need some help.
02:24That's the problem.
02:24That's why they're still on there.
02:25We're too big to get up.
02:26Yeah.
02:27They've called in a crane.
02:29Someone said they're still there because they're stuck with the syrup.
02:33My shirt is really, really stuck to the ground right now.
02:37My cheek is stuck in some old syrup.
02:40It's got him by the beard.
02:42You know, a winch or something.
02:43We're as good as daddy.
02:48This is two days after that incident.
02:51Two days.
02:52We were so stuck in.
02:54You were just able to reach your phone?
02:56I can't imagine how cold my omelet is.
02:59I've been eating mine on the ground for two days.
03:02He was a smart one.
03:03He brought his food down with him.
03:05You're just licking the syrup.
03:06I portioned it.
03:07I portioned it.
03:09I've been living because people are still eating around me and food is dropping.
03:13If something drops close enough, I grab it with my tongue.
03:16Listen, when I was down here for four hours, I already killed a person.
03:19I killed a person.
03:21These two big guys have been on the floor forever.
03:23You have to help us up.
03:26You have to help us up.
03:27His mugshot, if you want to see this guy up at DaveAndChannelFreak.com, you can check
03:31it out there.
03:32He's got a SpongeBob.
03:33Yeah, was he wearing that when he robbed him?
03:35Yes.
03:35He's not even really robbed the place.
03:37Yeah.
03:38He was charged, though, you guys.
03:40He's facing charges of unarmed robbery and assault.
03:44I don't know why assault.
03:45He doesn't say he hit anyone.
03:46If the story goes the way that it was originally described, I don't understand.
03:52He took napkins with maybe just saying.
03:55Maybe just saying that is a form of.
03:58Inducing a panic.
03:59Yeah.
03:59Assault.
04:00Weird.
04:01Those fat people hit the deck pretty much.
04:03They did.
04:04They all laid down.
04:05Move!
04:06Where was this at?
04:08Take anything you want but the bacon.
04:10This was in Madison, Florida.
04:12This guy, Edward Rodriguez, 28 years old, is the guy who's been arrested against a mugshot.
04:18I'm just surprised.
04:18I guess I'm just surprised in Florida everybody just laid down.
04:22Like, it seems like a place that, like, they're not going to do what you want.
04:28Armed or something.
04:28And they'd be armed.
04:30Who knows?
04:31Was it laying on the Waffle House floor?
04:33It's like being stuck on a fly trap.
04:35Yeah.
04:35Damn.
04:37Me.
04:38Gate.
04:38Everything they've ever watched before you.
04:40Hit me.
04:41The guy does not look threatening with his SpongeBob shirt.
04:43No.
04:45And his finger guns.
04:45And his finger guns and took napkins.
04:48But he scared the hell out of everyone in the Waffle House and got away with some napkins.
04:52Now facing a bunch of charges.