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00:01Wait.
00:03You need to fix your makeup.
00:19Now you're ready.
00:25I love you.
00:30I love you.
01:00You look disgusting.
01:12Is this some kind of joke?
01:15The only clown here is you.
01:17What have you done to your face?
01:21Why are you doing this?
01:23I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
01:26Oh, so you could humiliate me?
01:30Right?
01:31Boss, your colleagues, you look like a scarecrow.
01:37I'm so embarrassed.
01:49You?
01:50Who cares about your feelings?
01:52I don't know why this happened.
01:53It wasn't an accident, darling.
01:54Fix it immediately.
01:55Come back.
01:56Give me the proper.
01:57You're right.
01:58Let's get out of here, sweetheart.
01:59Girls.
02:00Yeah.
02:01How could this even happen?
02:02It wasn't me.
02:03I sprayed this dirt on you.
02:04It wasn't me.
02:05I sprayed this dirt on you.
02:06It wasn't me.
02:07I sprayed this dirt on you.
02:08It was me.
02:09How could this even happen?
02:10How could this even happen?
02:17It wasn't me.
02:18How could this even happen?
02:22How could this even happen?
02:23It wasn't me.
02:29I sprayed this dirt on you on purpose.
02:33How could you?
02:35How could you, Hippocrate?
02:40I thought you were the closest person to me.
02:45What have you done? You ruined everything. Why?
02:49So you'd notice his reaction.
02:52Who? What are you even talking about?
02:55Brandon, you're a fiance.
02:57Honey, someone truly in love would never blame or humiliate you.
03:02Honey, he doesn't love you. You're making a huge mistake.
03:06Are you serious?
03:07Yeah.
03:08You destroyed the most important moment of my life.
03:13And now you're blaming Brandon.
03:18I understand him, unlike you.
03:20Hey, hey, hey, don't you see?
03:22For him, you're just a pretty doll to show off to his colleagues.
03:28That's not true.
03:32Oh, now that's better. What the hell was all that about, huh?
03:41Sorry, I mixed up my...
03:43Got it. Got it.
03:44Alright, so friends, colleagues, looks like some people get smart and beautiful brides.
03:52And I only got the beautiful part.
04:02Alright, so we can move on with the ceremony, right?
04:04Father?
04:05Wait!
04:07What now?
04:11You're bright. He isn't ready yet.
04:22What?
04:23What are you doing?
04:26Wasn't one humiliation enough?
04:28I refuse to be the middleman between you and other people whose opinions most matter to you.
04:38I thought it was our wedding.
04:41But now I see, it's only between you and your ego.
04:46So, I wish you...
04:50A long and happy life together.
04:55Boss!
04:59Thank you for a wake-up call.
05:01Any time.
05:04You know what?
05:06I've got half a case of Prosecco in my trunk.
05:09Woo!
05:10Yeah!
05:13Let's get out of here, okay?
05:14Let's do it!
05:15Oh, look, look, and here Ronnie is making his cheesecake.
05:24Isn't he just the best husband in the world?
05:27Oh yeah, cheesecake.
05:29What a big cheesecake.
05:32Yeah, I know he likes sweets, I've noticed.
05:35Oh, dear, we are actually having a chat here.
05:46We're discussing you.
05:48What's wrong?
05:49It's fine.
05:50A bit hot in here.
05:52I'm jealous.
05:53Go to the restroom.
06:02I know everything, love.
06:05What do you know?
06:06I can't help but notice the elephant in the room.
06:10I have to confess.
06:12Have you also noticed how he's cherished at all the women?
06:16Yes, yes!
06:18He flirt with all the chicks if he were 14.
06:23I know he's cheating on me.
06:28Please, help me find out if he's seeing someone on this side.
06:33How do I do that?
06:35I said, use him.
06:41A little flirt.
06:42And if he doesn't respond or doesn't answer, then it means that I'm just winding myself up.
06:47I said, use your husband.
06:49I think I can do such a mean thing.
06:52Oh, I know you would never do this on your own.
06:55But for my sake, please.
06:59Only for your girlfriend.
07:04And once I find out who is she, I'll kill her.
07:07I'll kill her.
07:13Phew.
07:14What a lie to her here.
07:16Oh, um, Ronnie, Mom was on the phone and, uh, Mr. Scratchy ate something bad and, uh, you know, she asked me to go with her to the wedding.
07:26Stupid kid.
07:27I'll go with you.
07:28No, no, no.
07:29Stay here and, uh, enjoy your evening.
07:31All right.
07:35See you later.
07:37Bye-bye.
07:38Bye-bye.
07:40Finally.
07:42That boar is gone.
07:44Cheesecake.
07:45Look at the cheesecake.
07:46You like to take Rizzi, babe.
07:48Can you imagine?
07:49She asked me to check you off for analogy.
07:51Oh, really?
07:53So, are you gonna stare at me?
07:55Or are you finally called a taxi?
07:57We have an hour for fun.
08:02How are we without you?
08:03I'm gonna die in boredom.
08:05Oh, don't worry.
08:06You know, money doesn't grow on trees and I'm sure you won't notice how this time we'll fly by.
08:12Bye.
08:14Ta-da!
08:15Oh.
08:16Hi.
08:17Do you think you could leave the place without saying goodbye, friend?
08:21Hi.
08:22Uh, what's this?
08:23Was your taxi drive too long?
08:25No, this is a gift for you.
08:27I'm worried about your comfort.
08:29Oh, that's so sweet.
08:32Yeah, thank you.
08:33Hi.
08:34Hi.
08:36Hi.
08:38Hi.
08:39Oh, um, Erronie.
08:40I think I've got my umbrella.
08:41Could you please bring it?
08:42Yes.
08:43Of course.
08:44Thanks.
08:47So, how was it?
08:49I have bad news for your girl.
08:51I knew that.
08:52Yeah, you.
08:53What a creep.
08:54Yeah.
08:55You married the most boring man in this world.
08:58What do you mean?
09:00I flirted as hard as I could. I drank my cocktail, licked my straw, baddened my eyes, but he didn't care.
09:11I even tried to take his hand, but he got scared like a teenager.
09:15And what happened next?
09:18I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss him, but he got refused.
09:25And then I asked him to go to my place, but he was just pushing me away.
09:30Yeah, you're the best.
09:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:33He's the best.
09:34Hey, what do you mean?
09:37Oh, I was just talking about love's pendant. Isn't it just so cool?
09:42Sure.
09:45This is a gift.
09:47A secret gift from my secret admirer.
09:52Top secret.
10:00Okay, what's good now?
10:03I just remembered how much I love you. Thanks.
10:08Well, I'm gonna go until I forget something else.
10:11Yeah, bye-bye.
10:12Bye.
10:13Wish you a good trip.
10:15Won't travel.
10:16I'll be back soon.
10:17Oh, be careful.
10:20That was tense.
10:21You have ten seconds to take off your clothes.
10:25One, two.
10:29Baby, remember you're my baby.
10:34When I give you their eyes.
10:39Sing it better than me, baby.
10:44Money.
10:47Shoot.
10:48Shoot.
10:48Shoot.
10:48Shoot.
10:51Johnny, who are you with?
10:57Selena.
10:59Since when you were so shy in front of me?
11:01What are you doing here?
11:04Who's in the back?
11:06It's not what you think.
11:08I'm here with...
11:10I'm here just with Mr. Dog.
11:14Oh.
11:15Long time no see, Mr. Dog.
11:17Yeah, I'm just singing.
11:19Love, love, baby, you're my baby.
11:23Did you hear?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's not like you have this kind of fun in the bathtub.
11:29So, what are you doing here?
11:31Oh, I took your passport instead of mine.
11:34And, you know, I don't look like you at all.
11:36Okay, okay.
11:37So, aren't you leaving?
11:39Oh, no.
11:40I'm on the next flight.
11:42I'm on the next flight.
11:43Okay.
11:44Okay, well, I guess keep singing.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Hi, Mr. Dog.
11:51Yeah, bye.
11:52Yeah.
12:03Smell the thing.
12:04Hey, hey, hey.
12:05What's wrong with you?
12:06Sorry.
12:14Sorry, I just got myself all wound up.
12:16Yeah, I'm completely crazy with your jealousy.
12:20Don't worry, I'm off.
12:21Sorry.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:33She didn't notice.
12:34No, it's okay.
12:36She's leaving now.
12:37My things, my stuff.
12:39It's okay.
12:40That's not the first time.
12:41I just hit everything just in case.
12:43All right.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Oh, I'm such a fool.
12:48Oh.
12:51Here we go.
12:59Ronnie, how many times have I told you not to put a wet towel on a bed?
13:13Where's this damn love?
13:14What's wrong with you?
13:16Are you insane?
13:16How do you explain this, Casanova?
13:18Oh, that's how you feel about the gifts.
13:22I wanted to surprise you.
13:24Surprise me?
13:25By sleeping with my best friend?
13:27Oh, this is such a nice surprise.
13:29I just saw how you like the pendant, and I wanted to give you the same one.
13:33Uh-huh.
13:33What are you doing?
13:34Just curious.
13:35Curious?
13:36You know what?
13:37I'm sick of your jealousy, and I think that you should leave now.
13:40And then I think whether or not I should forgive you.
13:43You're totally crazy.
13:45Nice lines.
13:46Good for her.
13:48One minute, 20 seconds.
13:54You should be a Navy SEAL or a free driver.
13:57Selena, Selena, let's not get too emotional, right?
14:00Yeah, sure, let's not.
14:03You just slapped me with my best damn friend.
14:05We've been friends with you since the first grade.
14:08I was with you after your break and when you sobbed on my shoulder.
14:11And this is how you thanked me?
14:13Seduce my husband?
14:14Yes.
14:14I had nothing to do with it.
14:17It's all her fault.
14:18She seduced me.
14:19My fault?
14:19You kissed me at the party.
14:21You.
14:22It's not fault.
14:22Shut up, you boss.
14:23Shut up.
14:29Disgusting.
14:31Both of you.
14:32No, I feel like...
14:34I just...
14:35Never mind.
14:37You know what?
14:38You have 20 seconds to get out of here.
14:42Now!
14:46Oh, where are you going?
14:48This is my private property and you have no right to be here no longer.
14:52But all our clothes are here.
14:54So what?
14:55Take these towels, they're dirty anyway.
14:57Did you really want us to go down the street like this?
15:00Oh, yes.
15:02Move!
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