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00:00Athena, you are one of the most successful wrestlers alive.
00:05And I am not. Yet.
00:09But do you know what I am?
00:14Unpredictable!
00:15You see, when you were born, it was normal.
00:18You came out regular, covered in goo.
00:21I came out covered in glitter.
00:24And when the doctor pulled me out and spanked my arse,
00:27I didn't go... No.
00:29I looked him in the eyes and I went...
00:35And then I punched him in the face.
00:37And my mother looked around the room and said,
00:39One day, this fetus will feed us.
00:43So when you get in the ring with me,
00:45you're not getting in the ring with the regular wrestler.
00:49You're getting in the ring with an intelligent, ferocious, vicious glitter baby.
00:56Now, I've got a match to win.
00:59I've got a cup to hold.
01:01I've got a CEO to impress.
01:03And you?
01:04You have a wrath to feel.
01:08Feel the wrath!