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00:00The bracket right now. Okay, there we go. I'm sorry. I'm kind of shaking up here.
00:03Coming up tonight, it's going to be two matches, including Jamie Hayter going up against Billy
00:09Starks. That's our next matchup. And Harley Cameron later on tonight will take on Athena.
00:15The winner of tonight, Jamie Hayter, Billy Starks match will face Chris Stamlander in the
00:19semifinals. And Tony Storm, the world champion, had joined us for that match on Wednesday. Let's
00:25hear from the women's world champion right now.
00:30Megan Bain is a monster. That woman has so much thigh meat, I thought I was being mugged
00:34on Thanksgiving. Nevertheless, I'm here to tell you that this whore you all adore, this
00:38slut you can't rebut, this tramp is still the champ. But enough of this gay banter. The
00:43Owen Hart Foundation tournament has begun, and the winner goes on to All In for a shot
00:46at the AEW Women's World Championship. Ladies, good luck. But this is a timeless cafe, and
00:52I'm going to bake up the biggest batch of slop tarts you've ever seen. Billy Starks, you
00:57Johnny come lately, milked breath, knobby kneed little brat. I will make a woman out
01:01of you. Harley Cameron, call me Jim Henson, because I will wear you on my wrist and make
01:06you sing Rainbow Connection. Wrong picture. Next. Mercedes Money, our CEO. What an unfortunate
01:14nickname. I will drain your 401k and put you so deep in a recession you'll have to drink my
01:18bathwater. Chris Statlander. My God, what a woman. Athena, you may be the Ring of Honor
01:26forever champion, but you'll last about two minutes with me. And Jamie Hayter, take my
01:30advice. No money has ever been made from dressing like you're in a different era. And as for
01:35me, I could see you.
01:36I could see you.