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It's still you! I wasn't watching! I can only see one ball on the green! These are just some of the phrases no golfer wants to hear whilst playing and in this video we are going to look at 12 of the most common phrases no one wants to hear. We have all said them or been on the receiving end at some point in our golfing lives - how many do you recognise!
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00:00It's actually it's still you.
00:02Ah right now Tappers, that is what I would call a classic nitby.
00:07So, you say over that left-hand bunker?
00:10Yeah.
00:2040 points today, really pleased with that. It's tricky out here as well.
00:24Ted's already in with 43.
00:25Ted. Always Ted. Always Ted.
00:43That's way too hard isn't it? I just can't get the pace at all today.
00:47It's actually it's still you, Jez.
00:49Great, thanks.
00:55Ah right now Tappers, that is what I would call a classic nitby.
01:03What's a nitby?
01:04Nitby?
01:05Yeah.
01:05Not in the bunker yet.
01:16One.
01:31Very funny.
01:32Oh, I can only see one up on the green.
01:43Really?
01:43Yeah, I think I was a bit further left than you.
01:47I thought mine was good.
01:49I've only got my putter.
01:51There.
01:52Bunkered I'm afraid.
01:53It looks like it might be plugged as well.
01:55Really?
01:58Might want to get your wedge.
02:06So, you say over that left-hand bunker?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, you want to hug the left side as much as you can on this hole I think.
02:12Right.
02:12What about there then?
02:22I think that might be a little bit too far left.
02:26Really?
02:26Yeah, you might want to play another one.
02:30Right, okay.
02:39Come on.
02:42Oh, here it is.
02:43Oh.
02:44Tightless fall.
02:45Yeah.
02:46You're not going to like it, but it's there.
02:49It's there.
02:57Great.
03:03Ugh.
03:04Came out cleanly.
03:05Okay, that's me three up, I think, Jez.
03:14Really?
03:15Am I getting shot here?
03:16No.
03:18Right.
03:27Yeah, good shot.
03:35I can't believe we're not going to find this.
03:36There's no, there's no rough here.
03:38No, we should be able to find this one, shouldn't we?
03:41Oh, here we are.
03:42What are you playing?
03:43Uh, tightness two.
03:45Yellow?
03:46No.
03:47Ah.
03:48Sorry.
03:49This one's not yours then.
03:50I've been playing a white ball all day.
03:52Sorry.
04:02Oh, great strike.
04:05I think it's gone about 40 yards right though, Jez.
04:08Ah.
04:10Okay.
04:20Got my hole then.
04:31Oh, directly into the sun.
04:33Oh, I didn't see it at all.
04:46Did you see where it went, Jez?
04:48Sorry, I wasn't watching.
04:51Are you joking?
04:51Oh, no, it was Markham at Bull.
04:54Sorry.