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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi
00:32and he won the Oscar for it, so...
00:34But he didn't win the Oscar just for doing the accent.
00:37I mean, it wasn't an Oscar for Best Indian Accent.
00:41You see the social network?
00:42The Indian guy is a white guy.
00:44No, no, I read that he's 160th Indian.
00:46Who cares? If you go back far enough, we're all 116th something.
00:48I'm probably 116th black.
00:49You think they're gonna let me play Blade?
00:52Whoever you're dating now at this stage,
00:54it could be who you end up with.
00:55It's a big decision, it's hard.
00:56Now, how many women did you meet before you decided on mom?
00:58Two.
00:59Two, that's it?
01:00What was wrong with the first lady?
01:01It's a little bit too tall.
01:03As soon as she stood up, I was like,
01:05whoa, you have to learn to make decisions, man.
01:08You want a chance?
01:09Part of me is like, yeah, it'd be an amazing experience.
01:13Black lady!
01:15Chinese, man!
01:15Hey, hey, hey.
01:16Don't yell out people's ethnicities.
01:18There are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying.
01:24Like what?
01:25So you remember when we went to brunch and we both Instagrammed a picture of that frittata?
01:28Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.
01:30What are your comments?
01:31Yumtown.
01:32Population div.
01:33Check mine out.
01:34I want to fuck your face.
01:35When you close your eyes, do you see Dev and Rachel in a cozy house with little devs running around?
01:43I just see black.
01:46This is Dev.
01:47We're seeing each other.
01:48You seem very nice.
01:50I'll admit I was a little worried.
01:51Some of my friends have racist grandmas.
01:53Oh, I see.
01:54You assumed I was a racist just because I'm old.
01:57Well, now the tables have turned.
01:58Sorry.