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00:00THE PANIC GRAND PRIX
00:0330 seconds until the start of the show.
00:05THE PANIC GRAND PRIX!
00:07Tonight, the men of the talk of the town will gather!
00:11THE PANIC GRAND PRIX!
00:15Now, let me introduce today's guests.
00:19Takashi Kanemitsu, Fujimoto Fujiwara,
00:21Ota from Jungle Pocket,
00:22Otake, and Nizaki from RANJATAI.
00:25Thank you!
00:28This is interesting!
00:30This is...
00:31The relationship between the teams is...
00:33Well, um...
00:34I'm sure you've all noticed.
00:36There's something going on.
00:37It's a pretty scandalous lineup.
00:40That's right.
00:40It's not like you guys.
00:41It's like...
00:42There are a lot of members whose partners messed up.
00:45So, right now,
00:46it's a time when we have to work hard.
00:49It's important.
00:50It's true that
00:51we want to show that we can do it
00:53even in our own state.
00:54That's right.
00:55The same goes for the country.
00:56Surprisingly, not everyone noticed,
00:58but we just finished our partners.
01:01No, we didn't!
01:02We didn't finish!
01:04We just finished a little.
01:06Kanemitsu is here for the first time.
01:08That's right.
01:10He's strong.
01:10I'm counting on you.
01:12Kanemitsu is amazing, isn't he, Mr. Kawashima?
01:15That's right.
01:15And Kanemitsu is carrying a bag.
01:18I'll do my best to make it look like I'm wearing something.
01:19Yes, I'll do my best to make it look like I'm wearing something.
01:22What?
01:23You can't say that.
01:24You can't say that!
01:25I can't!
01:26Can you say that to Kanemitsu right now?
01:28I can't say that.
01:29I'm sorry.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31I'm sorry.
01:32Tonight,
01:34the entertainers who have lost their partners will explode.
01:39Damn it!
01:42I'll announce the results.
01:43The title of the short content that the red team will challenge is...
01:46The title of the short content that the red team will challenge is...
01:48Everyone, put your faces down.
01:50I want you to be honest with what I'm about to say.
01:5530 seconds.
01:56All of us.
01:57All of us.
01:58All of us.
01:59I'm a teacher.
02:00I'm also a teacher.
02:01Daigo came up with a short content.
02:04The time limit is 30 seconds.
02:06It used to be like this.
02:08It used to be like this.
02:09I don't know how it is now.
02:10Did you get paid for lunch?
02:14Can I just throw it?
02:15Or do I have to put it in?
02:16I should put it in, right?
02:17Everyone, put your faces down.
02:18Everyone, put your faces down.
02:20I'll put it in.
02:215 seconds.
02:23Where should I put this?
02:24You can put it side by side.
02:25Sit down.
02:28Everyone, put your faces down.
02:30I want you to be honest with what I'm about to say.
02:36Everyone, put your faces down.
02:41Well, everyone.
02:44I'm sure you've been through a lot.
02:48In this situation,
02:50raise your hand if you think it was good.
02:54Everyone, raise your hand.
02:59He's using the tools well.
03:01Red can use this.
03:04I see.
03:05Life is...
03:06If you pretend to be that, you win.
03:08That's right.
03:09Red is pretending to be life.
03:11He's strong.
03:12He's pretending to be unhappy.
03:15It would be funny if he was just pretending to be happy.
03:17That's right.
03:18It would be funny if he was just pretending to be happy.
03:20Really?
03:21That's the pattern.
03:22Next is the blue team's challenge.
03:24All right, let's go.
03:25Come on.
03:26What is it, Yoshimura?
03:27This is a little...
03:28Congratulations, Yoshimura included.
03:30That's right.
03:31Congratulations.
03:32It's bright.
03:33It's bright.
03:34Anyway, it's bright.
03:35Anyway, it's bright.
03:36I want to enjoy it.
03:37But I'm still an entertainer,
03:39so I'm going to buy it.
03:41Let's do it.
03:42Let's do it.
03:43Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Then I'll announce it.
03:47Blue team.
03:48The men's title to be challenged by six people is...
03:50Six people?
03:53Director Aho, who has been in a pinch throughout the 9th round.
03:5730 seconds in Kanyama.
03:59It's a hobby.
04:00It's a hobby.
04:01It's a pinch.
04:02It's like getting together in a mound.
04:04It's like getting together in a mound.
04:06It's a pinch.
04:07It's a pinch.
04:08It's a coach.
04:09It's a coach.
04:10He was playing baseball.
04:11That's right.
04:12And he can do the Ishimura.
04:13You can do the Ishimura.
04:14OK, I'll go for the Coach.
04:15The Coach is the last.
04:16The Coach will go.
04:17The Coach will go first.
04:18The Coach will go first.
04:19Come on out and say something weird.
04:21But who's the best coach?
04:22I'll go.
04:23Then I'll say a word.
04:24I'll go.
04:25Yoshimura is a man of pride.
04:28Where?
04:29Where?
04:30Eh?
04:31Director Aho, who has been in a pinch throughout the 9th round.
04:35Director Aho, who has been in a pinch throughout the 9th round.
04:38He's in a pinch with the 2nd round.
04:40I know that you're not there at all.
04:42Now, if you can defend one point, you win.
04:46I've decided on one point.
04:48Where are you defending?
04:50Kanade, where are you defending?
04:52There's a catcher there.
04:54There's a catcher there.
04:56This is a baseball game.
04:58It's a pitch and a throw.
05:00It's a foul.
05:02The score is tied.
05:04It's a tie.
05:06It's a tie.
05:10Now, there's a hole in the mound.
05:14How do you throw this?
05:16Coach!
05:18How do you throw this?
05:20Coach!
05:22Coach!
05:24It's a foul!
05:26It's a foul!
05:28Please!
05:30How do you throw this?
05:32Coach!
05:34It's a foul.
05:36It's a foul.
05:38The referee will announce the result.
05:40I'll go and buy a ball.
05:44It's a foul.
05:46It's a foul.
05:48It's a tie.
05:50It's a tie.
05:52The red team wins.
05:56It's a tie.
05:58It's a tie.
06:00It's a tie.
06:02Coach!
06:04What are you doing, Yoshimura?
06:06Yoshimura.
06:08The pants that the stupid director is wearing are very disgusting.
06:10The pants that the stupid director is wearing are very disgusting.
06:12The pants that the stupid director is wearing are very disgusting.
06:16You're a comedian.
06:18No, no, no.
06:20No, no, no.
06:22Stop being silky.
06:24I'm not stupid.
06:26Why did you throw the pitch behind?
06:28Why did you throw the pitch behind?
06:30I'm sorry.
06:32That's the problem.
06:34That's the problem.
06:36That's the problem.
06:38That's the problem.
06:40I don't think so.
06:42Give me another chance.
06:44I'll decide.
06:46I'll decide.
06:48I'll decide.
06:50Who is it?
06:52Who is it?
06:54It's a slippery chest.
06:56It's a slippery chest.
07:00It's a slippery chest.
07:02Then I'll slip.
07:04I always do that at the drinking party.
07:06I always do that at the drinking party.
07:08Next is the challenge of the red team.
07:10Next is the challenge of the red team.
07:12The title of the short content is...
07:16The next school is very angry.
07:18The next school is very angry.
07:2030 seconds to change.
07:22It's a good setting.
07:24It's a good setting.
07:26I'm excited.
07:28I'm excited.
07:30What should I wear?
07:32What should I wear?
07:34What should I wear?
07:36It's a good idea.
07:38It's a good idea.
07:40You have a big belly.
07:44You have a big belly.
07:46You should check your body.
07:50I can see what I want to see.
07:52I can see what I want to see.
07:54The next school is very angry.
07:56The next school is very angry.
07:58You're crazy, Manager!
08:00I told you not to do this job!
08:03Why did you bring me here?
08:05I told you there were three bentos in the classroom.
08:11I'm so angry.
08:12What do you mean one?
08:14Get out of here!
08:15I'm so angry!
08:17I'm so angry!
08:18I'm so angry!
08:19I'm so angry!
08:20I'm so angry!
08:21I'm so angry!
08:22I'm so angry!
08:23I'm so angry!
08:24I'm so angry!
08:26Please watch the show!
08:28Gyo Gyo Gyo!
08:29You're so good.
08:30Gyo Gyo Gyo!
08:31Gyo Gyo Gyo!
08:33Beautiful!
08:34That's not true.
08:35Gyo Gyo Gyo!
08:36That's not true.
08:38I'm Homura.
08:40Gyo Gyo Gyo!
08:41Perfect!
08:43Perfect!
08:45Mr. Kawashima, how was it?
08:47I was able to see what I wanted to see.
08:49Perfect!
08:50Thank you for coming!
08:52I was betrayed.
08:53I didn't expect to see Mr. Sakana's hat.
08:57I thought I'd see his blonde hair.
09:00It was fun.
09:01No way, Sakana.
09:03Wow!
09:04That was amazing!
09:06Kanemitsu, you still have more, right?
09:08Yes, I still have Gyo-manko!
09:10Gyo-manko!
09:11Gyo-manko!
09:12Gyo-manko!
09:13That hat!
09:14Next, the Kao team will play with our guest, Becky.
09:19That's nice.
09:20I'm counting on you, Becky!
09:21Becky!
09:22Yay!
09:24Next, the Ao team will play with our guest, Becky.
09:28The three of you will play a short game.
09:31Three of us?
09:32Three of us!
09:34The main character will turn a female zombie into a female zombie.
09:37The three of you will play until the end.
09:39Let's go over there.
09:40I see.
09:41There should be no emotions.
09:45What should we do?
09:46I'm a zombie.
09:47I'm a zombie.
09:48I'm a zombie.
09:49Becky is a zombie.
09:51Say something.
09:52I'll be a ninja.
09:54Someone, please help me.
09:56Say something bad.
09:58I'll say something.
09:59I'll be your friend.
10:00Someone will bring you here.
10:02If Becky becomes a zombie,
10:04someone will turn from a zombie to a human.
10:07I'll be a bug.
10:08I'll be a bug.
10:09Are you okay?
10:10Are you okay?
10:11Are you okay?
10:12The main character will turn a female zombie into a female zombie.
10:16I'm a zombie.
10:17I'm a zombie.
10:19I'm a zombie.
10:21Becky is a zombie.
10:22Becky is a zombie.
10:25She was such a good girl,
10:27but she became a zombie.
10:29But,
10:30if someone hugs her,
10:32maybe this zombie will melt.
10:34Is there a good-looking guy?
10:36Hey, is there a good-looking guy somewhere?
10:39Good-looking guy!
10:40How about me?
10:42Let me hug you.
10:43Then, you may regain your maiden spirit.
10:48Would you like to inject my virus?
10:52She became a zombie.
10:53She became a zombie.
10:54She became a zombie.
10:55Damn it.
10:56She became a zombie.
10:57She became a zombie.
11:02She became a zombie.
11:04She became a zombie.
11:05She became a zombie.
11:06She became a zombie.
11:07Someone,
11:08someone hug Becky.
11:10Hey,
11:11hey, good-looking guy.
11:12Someone hug her.
11:13Someone hug her.
11:14A professional!
11:18Please cover your lips with my lips.
11:23What?
11:24She kissed him.
11:26No way.
11:27No way.
11:28Is it true?
11:29Is it true?
11:32Is it true?
11:33Is it true?
11:35You did as I said, didn't you?
11:37Yes, I did.
11:38Yes, you became a zombie in Nishimura.
11:42So, you're doing the Inoue's kiss scene?
11:46Before Inoue came, he said,
11:48I'm gonna kiss you when I get here.
11:50I didn't want to, but...
11:51Why did you say that?
11:52Kiss me!
11:53Well, Inoue was still like,
11:57I'm gonna kiss you, but...
11:58But Nishimura was more excited.
12:01No, no, no!
12:03What's so exciting about that?
12:04Daigo, you're a bird!
12:06No, no, no.
12:07It's pretty scary.
12:09Scary.
12:10It's a bit weird.
12:11You had fun, right?
12:12I had fun, thank you!
12:14When you lie,
12:16I reply quickly.
12:18Huh?
12:19I said, I had fun!
12:22You're lying.
12:22No, I'm not.
12:23Huh, Becky?
12:25Tell us the truth.
12:26The truth is,
12:27I didn't have fun.
12:28What?
12:29Why would you say that?
12:31That's not true.
12:32What's wrong?
12:33Huh?
12:34Who is it?
12:34Who?
12:35Who?
12:36What?
12:37There he goes again.
12:41Zobie Masamune.
12:43He was funny in high school.
12:46He hasn't grown since then.
12:49Next,
12:49the red team's challenge.
12:51The red team will
12:53use a shadow mic to do the contest.
12:56That's popular.
12:57So,
12:57if you're in charge of the shadow mic,
12:59you'll use the mic on stage
13:00and only use your voice
13:01to participate in the contest.
13:04Shadow mic plus
13:05one person to challenge.
13:07The title of the short contest is...
13:08Shadow mic plus one person to challenge.
13:10Lonely entertainer,
13:12voice of my heart.
13:13If I could pair up with him...
13:22Lonely entertainer,
13:24voice of my heart.
13:25If I could pair up with him...
13:27You have 30 seconds.
13:29If I could pair up with him...
13:32That's a good one.
13:33It's just a gesture.
13:34Match it up.
13:35I want to pair up with him.
13:37You don't have to say anything.
13:38It's okay.
13:39Lonely entertainer.
13:42Suddenly, Kanemitsu is...
13:43Kanemitsu is Kuni-chan, right?
13:45That's right.
13:46Lonely entertainer.
13:47I want to pair up with Kuni-chan.
13:49I want to pair up with Kuni-chan.
13:51I got it.
13:52I'll do anything.
13:53I'll do anything.
13:53Someone's here.
13:54Someone's here.
13:55Someone's here.
13:55Oh, it's him.
13:56They're a good pair.
14:00Lonely entertainer,
14:02voice of my heart.
14:03If I could pair up with him...
14:09Oh, Kuni-chan.
14:10I guess it's lonely to be alone.
14:18Oh, I have to go.
14:21It's so early.
14:24Let's go.
14:25What should I do?
14:27What should I do?
14:28Should I go?
14:29But I have to go.
14:31Let's go.
14:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
14:34Okay, I'm going outside.
14:36I have to dash.
14:38I have to dash.
14:40Oh, no.
14:42Oh, no.
14:44Oh, no.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48I'm tired.
14:50I'm so tired.
14:52Wait a minute.
14:54Did I turn off the gas?
14:56No, let's go home.
14:58Do you know the title of this song?
15:00It's a partner.
15:02Oh, no.
15:04Oh, no.
15:06Okay, let's go.
15:10I turned off the gas.
15:12I'm glad.
15:14I'm tired.
15:16What?
15:18Did I turn off the gas?
15:20I'm so angry.
15:22Oh, no.
15:24Oh, no.
15:26Oh, no.
15:28Oh, no.
15:30Oh, no.
15:32Oh, no.
15:34Oh, no.
15:36What is it?
15:38Stop him.
15:40What is it?
15:42Did I turn off the gas?
15:44Oh, no.
15:46Oh, no.
15:48Get out of here.
15:50Oh, no.
15:52Did I turn off the gas?
15:54Get out of here.
15:56Oh, no.
15:58I found my partner.
16:00Get out of here.
16:02Oh, no.
16:04Did I turn off the gas?
16:06Oh, no.
16:08Oh, no.
16:10I found my partner.
16:12Oh, no.
16:14Oh, no.
16:16Get out of here.
16:18Oh, no.
16:20What is it?
16:22What is it?
16:24Oh, no.
16:26Stop him.
16:28Oh, no.
16:30Oh, no.
16:32Oh, no.
16:34Oh, no.
16:36Oh, no.
16:38Get out of here.
16:40Oh, no.
16:42Oh, no.
16:44Oh.
16:46Oh, no.
16:48Oh, no.
16:50Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56We can't see anything anymore.
16:58You know, Kanemitsu's stamina is a bit...
17:01Kai-chan, Kai-chan!
17:03Are you okay?
17:04I did my best.
17:05No, but Kanemitsu was really good.
17:07Oh, really?
17:08I don't think this will ever end.
17:11But now that I think about it,
17:12Kanemitsu was the funniest when he talked for a little bit at first.
17:15After all, it might be lonely to be alone.
17:19Moreover, he really had a voice of his heart.
17:22After all, it's lonely.
17:23After all, it's lonely.
17:24Now, next is the red team's challenge.
17:27The red team's solo challenge is...
17:33A man who skates too much.
17:3430 seconds.
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17:48A man who skates too much.
17:5030 seconds.
17:51Is it the other way around now?
17:52Because you're receiving it.
17:54Alone?
17:55Why?
17:56It's very difficult to be a man who skates too much.
18:00Or just go?
18:01Just go with pride.
18:04It's okay.
18:05Just walk.
18:07Don't you need it at the end?
18:09I don't need it at the end.
18:10Can I ride it?
18:12Can I ride it at the end?
18:13Why?
18:14Why?
18:15What?
18:16What?
18:17Bye-bye.
18:185 seconds.
18:19Oh, that's great.
18:21He's a man who skates too much.
18:23A man who skates too much.
18:29That's good.
18:30He's relaxed.
18:37A man who skates too much.
18:41What is this?
18:47What?
18:51Oh, I see.
18:53I see.
18:57It's strange.
18:58I don't know.
18:59I don't know.
19:02He's a man who skates a little.
19:03A little.
19:04He skates too much.
19:05There's a possibility that he's a very funny man.
19:08It's strange that he skates too much.
19:10I see.
19:11It's not a normal voice?
19:13It's normal.
19:14He skates too much.
19:16In all situations,
19:18it's strange.
19:20Because people around him don't laugh.
19:22It's the way of the Showa era.
19:24It's strange that he's smiling even though he skates.
19:26If a person is cornered,
19:27he'll speak in a high voice.
19:28It's strange.
19:30Next week,
19:31the dissatisfaction with his partner will explode.
19:34The other day, my partner...
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19:43three people will receive official stickers every week.
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