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00:00Attention, please! Attention, please!
00:03Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
00:05Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
00:07Mitorizu-chan!
00:11I can't say it in a loud voice, but can I say it in a quiet voice?
00:17It was pretty quiet.
00:19Everyone, thankfully, I was able to promote Mitorizu-chan to the 12th generation.
00:26Congratulations!
00:27With that, the first round is over.
00:29We have some gorgeous members here.
00:31Thank you very much.
00:33First of all, the master of Mitorizu.
00:35Mr. Hirin Kawashima!
00:37Nice to meet you.
00:39It's been a while since I've seen Mr. Kawashima sitting in such an awkward position.
00:42He's always like this.
00:44When I say Mr. Kawashima, I mean Mr. Hirin Kawashima.
00:48Mr. Kawashima, do you remember?
00:50When we celebrated the 100th anniversary, you were the master of the series.
00:54That's right.
00:55It was really a music program.
00:58Really.
00:59Kikujo Fuuma.
01:03I was able to do a music program called Otonaribu.
01:06Thanks to you, I was able to do a special edition of the 10th generation.
01:10Mr. Kawashima has a lot of talent.
01:13He asked me to do a music program.
01:15I did a little bit of it on this show as well.
01:18That's right.
01:19I can't say it in a loud voice, but can I say it in a quiet voice?
01:22I'm not good at it.
01:25That's true.
01:26I'm not good at it.
01:27I'm not good at it.
01:28I'm not good at it.
01:29I'm not good at it.
01:30I'm not good at it.
01:31This is also a good sentence.
01:33The room is like a house.
01:35It's like an apartment.
01:36The guest is a neighbor.
01:40I changed Otonaribu from Otonari-san to Marushi-wa-kocchi-ni-arimasu.
01:45Wait a minute.
01:46It's a fraud.
01:47It's a fraud.
01:48It's a fraud.
01:49It hasn't changed much.
01:50It's a fraud.
01:51Does it work in Japan?
01:54It's a fraud.
01:55I can't go to Japan unless I get out of the way.
02:00This is my first time.
02:02This is Iwai.
02:03Nice to meet you.
02:04Nice to meet you.
02:05Why did you come to this show?
02:07I thought it was a good idea to do this program.
02:11I thought it would be good to say it in a quiet voice.
02:15The face is the point.
02:18I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that.
02:21I see, I see.
02:23You have to be humble.
02:25That's right.
02:26That's all there is to it.
02:27You can't be humble.
02:28I can't be humble.
02:30You have to do something about that.
02:32But the face in the afternoon and the face in the morning are a dream co-star.
02:37That's great.
02:38Thank you for taking care of me.
02:41And this time, we have a special guest judge.
02:44He is Nakajima from Fantastix.
02:46Nice to meet you.
02:48How do you feel about these members?
02:51I really like comedians.
02:53You're from Osaka, right?
02:54Yes, I'm from Osaka.
02:55I've been to Morinomiya.
02:56I heard you've been to the Morinomiya theater.
02:58Morinomiya?
02:59Yes.
03:00Isn't it a full-length play?
03:01But today, as a judge...
03:02Yes, please.
03:03If everyone goes too far, the viewers will look at Nakajima.
03:07For those of you who don't know him for the first time, he comes to Kireidokoro every time.
03:11Surprisingly, this is where he says the most crazy things.
03:14I know that.
03:15I've seen a lot of this.
03:17You can say that.
03:18If it's just a nosebleed, you can throw it on the road.
03:23Really?
03:24It's like a man's temper.
03:29Compliance is a strict rule.
03:31There are things you can't say normally.
03:33If it's a small voice, I want you to forgive me.
03:37Tonight, this is the only story with these members.
03:42I'm in a hurry, so can I watch it all at once?
03:44What?
03:45What?
03:49I can't say it in a loud voice, but...
03:52I was promoted from a late-night show.
03:58I'm not a fan of fans who aren't happy.
04:04Aren't you all happy?
04:06Everyone is happy.
04:08That's not true.
04:09It's amazing.
04:12Why?
04:13It's over when it's up.
04:15I can't do an interesting project anyway.
04:17I see.
04:18It's good to be a late-night show.
04:20But it's the worst.
04:21You'll know when you're not interested.
04:23For example, if a popular band is popular...
04:26I'm the only one.
04:27Yes.
04:28You and the entertainer.
04:29You'll know when you're not interested, but...
04:31It's different from turning to anti-fans.
04:33You're going to the enemy army.
04:34It's different from turning to the enemy army.
04:36Does that mean you hate it?
04:37I don't know.
04:38Aren't you an entertainer?
04:40When I was able to do a story on M-1...
04:43I finally got to appear on a TV show I admired.
04:46I was able to cool down.
04:48That happens a lot.
04:52It's because you can't deal with it.
04:56He's going to the enemy army.
04:58He's going to the enemy army.
05:00Let's listen to him.
05:01I think fans think that way because they can't be recognized.
05:05It's the same for me.
05:06I was just dealing with it because there weren't many.
05:10You're so humble.
05:12You're so humble.
05:13You're always so humble.
05:15You should be more humble.
05:18It's not worth fighting with a big body.
05:25When I first started, I was quite the opposite.
05:28I was the opposite.
05:29I was the opposite.
05:30I was the opposite.
05:31I was the opposite.
05:32I was the opposite.
05:33But it's getting better.
05:36At first, you were anti-fans.
05:38There were some people who were anti-fans.
05:43We're not celebrities who became famous because we were anti-fans.
05:49Anti-fans?
05:51That's what everyone says.
05:54What's anti-fans?
05:56Please be careful of the volume.
05:58And your face.
06:00I can't make a face.
06:02Mr. Iwai's face.
06:05I can't make a face.
06:07I can't make a face.
06:08I want you to stop saying that you've been anti-fans for a long time.
06:11I've been anti-fans for a long time.
06:13But that kind of program is a big article.
06:15So, I said a little bad things.
06:17But you've been anti-fans since the beginning.
06:22You blocked everything.
06:24Unexpectedly.
06:26Unexpectedly.
06:27You blocked everything.
06:29You're lying.
06:31You're lying.
06:32Mr. Kawashima was also told that he was anti-fans at first.
06:35He was told that a lot.
06:36He was told that he had liked you for a long time.
06:38He was told that he wanted to appear in a comedy program.
06:42It doesn't matter.
06:45It doesn't matter.
06:47The people from the Hidetoha group are surprised.
06:50Suddenly.
06:52He tried to bind the people from the Hidetoha group.
06:55He tried to bind the people from the Hidetoha group.
06:58I want him to be in that program.
07:02I want him to be in that program.
07:04You don't have to discuss it.
07:06You don't have to discuss it.
07:08This program is broadcast at 2 p.m. and 12 p.m.
07:10You're being told more.
07:12How is it? Are you told by the Hidetoha group?
07:14For example, you were treated as a hero at the underground live.
07:19I can't say it here.
07:22You can't say it here.
07:25He was hated at Chika Live, too.
07:28In the first place?
07:29Yeah, in the first place.
07:30He wasn't charismatic?
07:31No, he wasn't charismatic.
07:32Because he was on TV for a long time.
07:33So when he was on TV, he was treated like a hero of Chika Live.
07:37Yeah, he was treated well.
07:38How did you feel about that?
07:40But the show was in a time when there were no audience due to COVID-19.
07:45So no one knew if they would accept him or not.
07:48The staff thought he would be accepted because he was on M1.
07:54And he was very slippery.
07:57He was slippery, but he had a lot of hair.
08:00He was just lucky.
08:02He was the kind of person who started appearing on TV when there were no audience due to COVID-19.
08:07Oh, I see.
08:08He was very lucky.
08:09He didn't need an audience due to COVID-19.
08:13That's amazing.
08:14He didn't need it.
08:15He didn't need it.
08:16He didn't need it?
08:17But Mr. Iwai, you had an audience during lunch.
08:19I had an audience during lunch.
08:20How was it?
08:21Don't you feel more excited if you have an audience during lunch?
08:24I feel more excited when I have an audience during lunch.
08:28I don't know what you're saying.
08:30You're not a chef.
08:31It's not about being excited.
08:33It's about being excited.
08:35People who come to my restaurant during lunch are always in the front row.
08:37They're very excited.
08:38It's easy to say that.
08:39I think it's easier to say that.
08:41I feel more excited when I have an audience during lunch.
08:44That's not how you say it.
08:46He's not a good looking guy.
08:47What about you, Mr. Nakajima?
08:50If someone who has been supporting me for a long time announces a new drama,
08:55I won't advertise it because I don't want to be famous.
08:59That's amazing.
09:00You're so open-minded.
09:01I'm open-minded.
09:02You don't want it to sell?
09:03You don't want it to sell?
09:04I don't want people to know about me.
09:05You're your own Nakajima Gai.
09:07That's right.
09:08You have your own style.
09:09I have my own style.
09:10You can say anything to anyone.
09:13It's a TV-related question.
09:16It's a TV-related question.
09:17I can't say it in a loud voice.
09:20TV staff are too quick to look for unexpected sides of entertainers and talents.
09:32That's a good question.
09:36When I won the King of Contest and was invited to appear on TV for the first time,
09:44I wanted to show the unexpected side of Mr. Akiyama.
09:49I haven't shown it on other programs yet.
09:51I want people to laugh at me.
09:53I don't have the image of a gag, so I want people to do a gag.
09:56I don't do it because I'm not good at it.
10:00First of all, I want people to laugh at what I'm good at.
10:04I'll find out after that.
10:07You haven't been recognized yet.
10:10That's right.
10:12The world doesn't know you.
10:14Your friends know you.
10:16That's right.
10:17That's fast.
10:19I wonder if everyone has experienced it.
10:21Isn't it fast these days?
10:22It's fast.
10:23It's fast.
10:24The rotation is fast.
10:25We've known each other for a long time.
10:30I was wondering if you were going to be like Ace.
10:34Two weeks later, I was afraid of the time difference.
10:37That's too early.
10:39Ace's turn ended in a few weeks.
10:41That's right.
10:42In another program, the time difference was very long.
10:48But if you think about the combination,
10:50I don't think it's time to say the time difference now.
10:54That's right.
10:56The time difference will definitely come.
10:59One year later, two years later, three years later.
11:01This is what TV does behind the scenes.
11:05It's like saying,
11:06It's time to say the time difference from the start.
11:09That's not true.
11:10That's not true.
11:11It's decided by Ace.
11:13Even though he's been with Ace for many years,
11:15he suddenly says the time difference.
11:17I think Ace's eyes are getting bigger and bigger when he's playing around with the time difference.
11:22I think so, too.
11:24That's right.
11:25It's still a long way to go.
11:27It's like eating tonkatsu with salt from the beginning.
11:31That's right.
11:32That's what I know.
11:33First of all, from the major part.
11:35At first, Mr. Kawashima was a fan of Mr. Tamura.
11:38Of course.
11:39Mr. Tamura was a fan of Mr. Tamura.
11:41Mr. Tamura was a fan of Mr. Tamura.
11:43Mr. Tamura was a fan of Mr. Tamura.
11:46He was fired.
11:47He was fired.
11:48He was fired.
11:49He was fired.
11:50He's not in the picture at all.
11:51He's not in the picture at all.
11:52After that, I was thinking about what to do with Mr. Kawashima next.
11:54I'm glad that he's been starting out.
11:56I'm glad that he's been starting out.
11:57Mr. Kawashima's ability is obviously intense.
11:59I'm glad that he's been starting out.
12:01I'm glad that he's been starting out.
12:04If we're at this point,
12:06I don't think we'd have had time to take a good look at Mr. Kawashima.
12:08That's right.
12:09I think it's over.
12:10I think it's over.
12:11They were used up and it was no good.
12:12I think it's over.
12:13That could be a possibility.
12:14I've heard that before.
12:16It's the same with Haraichi, right?
12:18Yeah, I went to the tournament, and I said on TV that I'd catch up with the tournament.
12:24But the tournament didn't go down.
12:26That's crazy.
12:28That's amazing.
12:30He's the number one on TV.
12:32He's number one now.
12:34He keeps running away.
12:36He keeps running away.
12:38He keeps running away.
12:40That's amazing.
12:42He didn't say anything, but he kept running away.
12:44He kept running away.
12:46He kept running away.
12:48He kept running away.
12:54You can't say it in a loud voice, but you can say it in a quiet voice.
12:58Do you want to say it, Nakajima?
13:00I'll say it in a low voice.
13:02I can't say it in a loud voice, but...
13:06The members of NMJ Soul Brothers have a great smell.
13:12It depends on the person.
13:14The members of NMJ Soul Brothers have a great smell.
13:18All of them?
13:20All of them.
13:22Even if I get on the elevator at the office, I can tell who's on it.
13:28That's because you have a great sense of smell.
13:32I can tell who's on it.
13:36Maybe I'm overdoing it.
13:38Maybe you're overdoing it.
13:40It's the most important thing.
13:42From where to where is the J Soul Brothers.
13:46What is?
13:48The third generation.
13:50Seven people.
13:52You can tell by the smell.
13:54It's a cultural thing.
13:56You can smell it.
13:58I can feel it.
14:00I wear it to live shows.
14:02I wonder if it's in rehearsal.
14:04I wonder if it's in rehearsal.
14:06It's a smell.
14:08It means you have a great sense of smell.
14:10From rehearsal to the real thing.
14:12I said too much.
14:14It's okay.
14:16I'm not saying it stinks.
14:18I'm just curious.
14:20The only one...
14:22The only one...
14:24The only one...
14:26The only one...
14:28He's an entertainer.
14:32Misako has been wearing it.
14:34Misako has been wearing it.
14:36Who's next?
14:38The way to go.
14:40You can say something else.
14:42You can say something else.
14:44I can't say it aloud.
14:46I can't say it aloud.
14:48The people in the upper generation are
14:52The people in the upper generation are
14:54I'm
15:18I think it was fun, but I've been waiting for Shibayase to come for a long time, and if I did that, Shibayase would come, and I heard that kind of story.
15:30In the old days, he married a cruiser and threw the woman he couldn't do to the sea.
15:38Pirates of the Caribbean.
15:40If you did that in the old days, it would be strange at that time.
15:47It's been 50 years and it's exploding now.
15:50It's a lie, isn't it?
15:52Don't exaggerate.
15:54It's not the story of today's civilization.
15:57It's the story of this modern era.
15:59But that's what's accumulating, and now it's like a big reversal.
16:04If there wasn't such a play, what would you have done in this era?
16:08What?
16:09What do you want to do?
16:10I don't want to do anything.
16:12If you were an actor in the old days, what kind of play would you have wanted to do?
16:16I'd have done it with a cruiser.
16:19No, no, no.
16:20I want to do it.
16:23When I said something a little offensive,
16:26he said,
16:28It doesn't fit the era.
16:31If it was okay in the old days, I would have done it.
16:36The rules.
16:37I feel very uncomfortable.
16:40If it was in that era, I would have done it.
16:43I'm not the kind of person who doesn't do it because I think it's bad.
16:50It's not your will.
16:51It just fits the era.
16:53It's a violation of the rules.
16:55I can't say it in a big way, but I'd like you to tell me the answer.
17:00There's a conspiracy.
17:04Who are you doing it for?
17:08I really want you to tell me.
17:10Who's angry?
17:11Isn't it the target audience?
17:16For example, if I say I'm fat, the fat person will get hurt, so let's say I'm fat.
17:21Is there such a thing?
17:23I don't know.
17:24If Moriyama is the representative of fat people, it's okay.
17:28I don't think I can put myself in Moriyama's shoes.
17:33Who are you doing it for?
17:35There's a phone call to the call center.
17:40Do I have to answer that?
17:44That's...
17:46Ignore it.
17:47Ignore it.
17:48Ignore it.
17:49Ignore it.
17:50Ignore it.
17:52You're right.
17:53You just have to write down the number on the window of the claim.
17:56All you have to do is call the call center.
18:01That's possible.
18:02That's true.
18:03That's possible.
18:04Really.
18:05Who's next?
18:06Can I ask a question?
18:10I'll say it out loud.
18:12Do you like raw oysters?
18:15Yes, I do.
18:16Do you eat raw oysters?
18:17Yes, I do.
18:18Do you eat raw oysters?
18:19Yes, I do.
18:20People who eat raw oysters cheat.
18:25What do you mean?
18:26Do they cheat?
18:27What do you mean?
18:28It's not a cheat.
18:29It's not a cheat.
18:33I'm sorry, but I'm just curious about the reason.
18:35I don't know the reason.
18:36I just hope it's over.
18:38It's delicious at the city center or the port, but I never eat it on set.
18:45If I do, I can't use it for two days.
18:47Do you suffer?
18:48I know there are risks, but I'm trying to enjoy every moment of it.
18:58That's a risk.
19:02Is it that good?
19:06But I don't have experience.
19:09It's the same as not being exposed.
19:12It's the same mechanism.
19:16It's the same.
19:18I'm not exposed to my family or to the society.
19:22I'm exposed to it so much that I can't stand up.
19:27But I'm still enjoying every moment of it.
19:32It's the same as not being exposed.
19:39But when you're exposed, you say,
19:42I'm safe.
19:45I only say that.
19:49It's like saying that to a woman with a hard mouth.
19:53I don't know.
19:55I only say that.
19:57I know it's going to hit me.
20:01If it's a good place, you can say it.
20:03It's definitely not going to hit me.
20:05Also, I don't go to expensive places.
20:08I don't go to expensive places.
20:10I don't go to expensive places.
20:12You can hear that from your face.
20:14What do you think?
20:16It's definitely not going to hit me.
20:18I'm a newcomer.
20:20If I'm not feeling well, it's going to hit me.
20:22You two didn't raise your hands.
20:24Do you know why they're cheating on you?
20:28I think everyone thinks so.
20:31But I don't know what Kawashima is talking about.
20:36I'm going to tell you a story.
20:38I've never seen this face before.
20:42I've never seen this face before.
20:44It's not rabbit eyes.
20:46It's the face of the person who hit me.
20:49Why is it like this?
20:51I've never seen this face before.
20:53I'm going to tell you a story.
20:55We're not going to get caught in an oyster trap.
20:58Oyster and honey trap are the same.
21:01It's a moment of pleasure.
21:05Do you ride a motorcycle?
21:09I ride a motorcycle.
21:11The person who rides a motorcycle is a con man.
21:15That's right.
21:17He's a con man who cheated on me.
21:20He's a con man who cheated on me.
21:22I don't know about the motorcycle.
21:24It's a motorcycle that makes a loud noise.
21:28It's a motorcycle that makes a loud noise.
21:32I want to be happy even if I bother others.
21:36I want to be happy even if I bother others.
21:38I don't care if I make others unhappy.
21:40You really like to ride a motorcycle, don't you?
21:42I like to ride a motorcycle.
21:44I like the motorcycle that made a loud noise 50 years ago.
21:48I like that motorcycle.
21:50I like that motorcycle.
21:52I like that motorcycle.
21:54I'll tell you a story.
21:56I'll tell you a story.
21:58I was riding a motorcycle in the afternoon.
22:01Watabe-san was holding a persimmon.
22:03That's my job.
22:05That's not my job.
22:07That's my job.
22:11You guys are connected.
22:13You guys are connected.
22:15You guys are connected.
22:17I'm a gourmet character.
22:19I eat in a proper place.
22:22I eat in a proper place.
22:24This is how I say it.
22:26I'm not doing my job well.
22:28I still can't stop.
22:30I thought she was my girlfriend in my previous life.
22:32I can't say it because I don't have a future.
22:34But that's not discrimination.
22:36I'm doing it.
22:38It was dangerous.
22:41Recently, the mayor of the east has finally arrived.
22:44Don't talk about it.
22:52I can't say this in a loud voice.
22:54The other day, in the corridor,
22:56When I passed by Ayase Harukasa in the corridor,
23:00She was wearing a red dress.
23:02Her shoulders were a little wavy.
23:06So I rubbed it a little with my shoulders.
23:09Wavy part?
23:11This is also based on my experience.
23:16Don't talk in a loud voice.
23:20Don't talk in a loud voice.