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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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00:00Eva was banned from biting the forbidden fruit.
00:03But she still did it.
00:04Maybe it's really delicious.
00:05Why is that?
00:06Do you have something that you're banned from biting?
00:09Eggs.
00:10You're really not allowed to bite eggs.
00:12It's painful.
00:13But sometimes I think,
00:14those who are not allowed to throw garbage,
00:15it's like they're the only ones who have the right to put a ban
00:18on throwing garbage.
00:19It's not allowed.
00:20It's a violation.
00:21We should also be allowed.
00:22For example,
00:23if they put Basquil there,
00:24it's not allowed.
00:25It's a violation.
00:26You can put Basquil there.
00:27Where is it allowed?
00:28So that you know, right?
00:29Knock on it.
00:30Ask a question.
00:31The father became a group chat, right?
00:33Yes.
00:34Like that.
00:35Then, hehehe.
00:36It's really not allowed.
00:37Because he has a wife.
00:40Then I got ghosted.
00:41That act of ghosting is so cruel.
00:43That's one more thing I want to add.
00:45It's not allowed.
00:46It's not allowed to ghost.
00:47But it's delicious to do the forbidden things, right?
00:49Because it's exciting.
00:50Why is it delicious to do the forbidden things?
00:51Aside from being curious,
00:52because you don't know yet,
00:53because it's forbidden,
00:54it's your first time doing it.
00:56But sometimes,
00:57there are things that are forbidden repeatedly,
00:59but you do it repeatedly.
01:01Like what?
01:02It's forbidden to vote like this,
01:03but you still vote.
01:04You said that so beautifully.
01:06Why don't you become a barangay captain?
01:08I'm on my way.
01:09I'm on my way.
01:10The election is coming, right?
01:11Yes.
01:12I'm running for congressman in our 2nd district.
01:14It's so ugly if I win.
01:16Why?
01:17My fellow countrymen,
01:18the good congressman of 2nd district,
01:20Kung Pu.
01:21It's so ugly, right?
01:22Kung Pu.
01:23Kung Pu.
01:24Kung Pu.
01:25Kung Pu.
01:26It should be.
01:27It should be.
01:28Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
01:42It's so fun here in the studio.
01:44Hello, partner.
01:45Hello, Madam Chair.
01:46Yes, Mr. Vice Chair.
01:48I like your aura today.
01:49Of course.
01:50And your old rose is such a trending color this 2025.
01:54Yes, very Kendrick Lamar.
01:55Right?
01:56I'm sorry that we're showing off like this.
01:59You're a class T.
02:00We should boost each other's ego.
02:03But we promise you that we're happy because we also want you to be happy
02:07because it's another exciting hearing that will happen today.
02:15Before we start,
02:17I just want to remind those who are PMing me that they want to know, Madam Chair,
02:21what we're saying to Executive Whisper,
02:25I'm sorry, but we really can't say it because we respect our guests.
02:30Yes.
02:31It's really prohibited.
02:32We really didn't answer.
02:33This is serious.
02:34It really can't be.
02:35Don't smile.
02:36It's more serious.
02:38Why do I look like I'm hungry?
02:39I don't look serious.
02:42Okay.
02:43It's really prohibited.
02:44That's what's clear.
02:45Because last time, we had a guest, right?
02:47She answered.
02:48She was brave.
02:49She said who the comedian on the showbiz is.
02:51The attitude, the attitude, and so on.
02:54Of course, we won't say that it's Poo because it's embarrassing.
02:57Hey, what are you doing?
02:59I'm here.
03:00Madam Chair,
03:01you're like that with your guests.
03:04No, no.
03:05Actually, we forgot that they said that it's really Poo.
03:07Really?
03:08Who is that?
03:10We didn't say that.
03:11But they said it's really Poo.
03:13Right, our friends?
03:14One, two, three, Poo!
03:17Come on in, Ole!
03:18Hi!
03:19Hello!
03:23It's beautiful.
03:24Yes.
03:26The one who wants to go up, can go up.
03:27There's more to go up.
03:28It's the first time that the intro here is musical.
03:31Yes, of course.
03:33And thank you, thank you.
03:35Actually, I'm watching this.
03:36There's no mixed echos.
03:37That's why I know that when they called me,
03:41I said, okay, let's go.
03:44We missed you.
03:46You can see the trust that they're giving us.
03:48That's why Rai is so ugly.
03:50That's not really why I went.
03:52They have a budget.
03:54So I said, okay.
03:55You can also buy groceries.
03:57Just kidding.
03:58No, I really like the topics.
04:03The topics and the traffic.
04:05Yes.
04:06The topics here,
04:08even if it's just anything.
04:10That's what makes me laugh.
04:11I want to tell a story like that.
04:13Out of this world.
04:15It's not too much of a box.
04:16It's not too much of what we're talking about.
04:18At least that.
04:19At least that's what we're talking about.
04:21It's not like on television.
04:22Sometimes we don't talk about what we can talk about here.
04:25And even if it's prohibited,
04:27we're still talking about it here.
04:29That's true.
04:30And that's what we're talking about.
04:33Speaking is prohibited.
04:34It's really beautiful.
04:35Tuesday Vargas is really brainy.
04:37I really segued that.
04:38It's really different.
04:39You really know what you're talking about.
04:41One is brainy and...
04:43What?
04:44And one is handsome.
04:46And one is handsome.
04:47Handsome, handsome.
04:49He stopped, partner.
04:51Are we close?
04:52Yes, we're close.
04:53It's me.
04:55This is Bubu.
04:56He's kind.
04:57We're kind.
04:59We're kind.
05:00Oh my!
05:01Where is this conversation going?
05:03Let's talk about our topic today.
05:06The prohibited ones.
05:07Why is it prohibited?
05:08Why is it prohibited?
05:10You're confused.
05:11Sometimes, prohibited ones are still delicious.
05:13That's true.
05:15Before we start,
05:17let's have a formal hearing.
05:19Please rise for your honor.
05:21Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
05:22Thank you so much for coming.
05:23Thank you so much.
05:24Please sit down for your vice chair,
05:26Mr. Buboy Villiar.
05:27Thank you so much.
05:29It's like we're the judges here.
05:32That's how it is.
05:33He stood up right away.
05:34I thought there was a punishment.
05:37But of course.
05:38That's what I want.
05:39I'm excited.
05:40I'm going to curse you.
05:42Please raise your right anit.
05:46That's just anit.
05:49You know, that just came out.
05:51I didn't really think about it.
05:53It's just anit.
05:55But it's okay.
05:56I'm happy with that.
05:58Okay.
05:59No, this is not okay.
06:00That's also okay.
06:02It's nice.
06:03At least even.
06:05I thought it's nice because it's evil.
06:09You're also smart.
06:10That's why you're friendly.
06:12Right?
06:13Okay.
06:14We're not friends anymore.
06:15No, we're not.
06:16Don't.
06:17I'll just sit here.
06:18Don't.
06:19Join me.
06:20Okay, okay.
06:21Even me.
06:22Okay, okay.
06:23Let's invite our partner so we can eat.
06:25I can't eat.
06:26I can't eat, team.
06:27Buboy's bangs.
06:28It's like he's wearing a feng shui.
06:30It's like he's going to Hilagang Kanluran.
06:32That's luck.
06:33In fairness.
06:34We're always on the right side.
06:35That's just my insecurities.
06:36That's just my insecurities.
06:37Because I don't have bangs that I can do it.
06:39You have bangs.
06:40But you have bangs.
06:41The bangs are at the back.
06:44It should be at the front.
06:46If my bangs are at the back,
06:47then I'll walk backwards.
06:50You'll be cold here.
06:51So that you'll be balanced.
06:53Okay.
06:54What are these prohibited things?
06:55Because you're on the right side,
06:56you're on the top.
06:57Here it is.
06:58Do you swear to tell the truth,
06:59the whole truth,
07:00and nothing but the truth
07:01so help yourself.
07:02Self.
07:03Wait a minute.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Jibberish.
07:06Jibberish.
07:07Do you want to do a show full of jibberish?
07:09Pooh and I can do it.
07:10How are you?
07:11How are you?
07:12How are you?
07:13How are you?
07:14How are you?
07:15How are you?
07:16How are you?
07:17How are you?
07:18How are you?
07:19Guys, they have their own language.
07:21What do we do?
07:22Please just subtitle down here.
07:25Please interpret everything Pooh and I are saying.
07:28Okay, so let's start the hearing.
07:30Okay.
07:31Madam Chair.
07:32Pooh,
07:33maybe you know the forbidden fruit.
07:36There's something to research.
07:37Forbidden fruit.
07:38Apple.
07:39Speaking of apple,
07:41Eva told him that he's not allowed to eat...
07:45It's better if we talk about apples
07:47instead of apples.
07:49Because it's so delicious.
07:51Apples are really delicious.
07:53This is it.
07:54Eva was forbidden to bite the forbidden fruit,
07:57which is the apple.
07:58Yes.
07:59So she still did it.
08:00So I feel like she's really curious.
08:02Curious.
08:03Curious.
08:04She's really curious that you eat that.
08:06Yes.
08:07So maybe it's really delicious.
08:09Why?
08:10Do you have a forbidden fruit?
08:13Egg.
08:14You're really not allowed to bite the egg.
08:16It's painful.
08:17Yes.
08:18Right?
08:19Especially when you're...
08:21No.
08:22You know the term...
08:23You can't handle it.
08:24You're really saying everything.
08:25Yes.
08:26No.
08:27Because there's a term in Santol.
08:28You know, the one you're going to beat.
08:29How are you going to beat it?
08:31It's just like that.
08:32Like that.
08:34Sometimes it bites,
08:35that's why sometimes they don't like it.
08:37Huh?
08:38Don't eat it.
08:39No, it doesn't fit.
08:40It's like that.
08:42Is there no one from Santol?
08:44Stop me.
08:45Our staff are from Santol.
08:47They're really prayerful.
08:48Oh, I'm sorry.
08:49The viewers are really relaxed.
08:51They're also really excited.
08:52They're laughing.
08:56Wait.
08:57Where did the conversation go?
08:59It went to Santol.
09:00Santol?
09:01What's that?
09:02No, the prohibitions.
09:03Of course.
09:04The prohibitions.
09:05The prohibitions to throw garbage.
09:07Right?
09:08There are things like that.
09:09Yes.
09:10That's right.
09:11But I'm just thinking,
09:12sometimes the prohibitions to throw garbage.
09:13Why is it always
09:14because there are things
09:15that say you can't throw garbage.
09:16You can't throw garbage.
09:18You can't do this.
09:19It's like they're the only ones
09:20who have the right
09:21to put prohibitions
09:22to throw garbage.
09:23You can't throw garbage.
09:24We should also be able to...
09:26For example,
09:27they put a sign there.
09:28You can't throw garbage.
09:29You can put a sign there.
09:30You can put a sign there,
09:31where can I throw garbage.
09:32So you know that, right?
09:33You can put a sign there.
09:34You can put a question.
09:35Where can I throw garbage.
09:36So at least,
09:37there's communication.
09:38Because you're prohibiting it.
09:39You can write on the sign,
09:40where can I throw garbage.
09:41Like that.
09:42So you'll wait a little.
09:43The sign became a group chat.
09:45Yes.
09:46Like that.
09:47Then,
09:48hehe.
09:49Then, emoji.
09:50Yes, emoji.
09:51Like that.
09:52It should also be fair.
09:53Because there's no explanation
09:54for the prohibitions.
09:55Yes.
09:56For example,
09:57this is prohibited.
09:58You should find a way,
09:59right?
10:00Yes.
10:01It's prohibited to throw garbage.
10:02Like that.
10:03Why?
10:04You should ask,
10:05please qualify.
10:06It's prohibited to throw garbage.
10:07As a Filipino,
10:08you should do it one by one,
10:09right?
10:10Because most,
10:11not all,
10:12there are other Filipinos
10:13who need to spoon-feed
10:14the prohibitions to them,
10:15right?
10:16Yes,
10:17let's not assume
10:18that they already know.
10:19It's prohibited to throw garbage.
10:20There's an answer from a Filipino,
10:21why?
10:22Yes, why?
10:23Like that.
10:24You'll answer,
10:25in your opinion,
10:26you'll die here.
10:27He'll answer,
10:28what?
10:29Then,
10:30dot, dot, dot.
10:31He didn't finish
10:32because he's already in a wheel.
10:33Like that.
10:34Because he was forced
10:35to reach it.
10:36He was forced to reach it.
10:37It's so annoying.
10:38Next time,
10:39if you see a prohibited sign,
10:40knock on it.
10:41Knock on it right away.
10:42Knock on it.
10:43Let's make it a freedom wall.
10:44That's where we'll talk.
10:45But no,
10:46you know,
10:47he really talked about the prohibitions.
10:48Those prohibitions,
10:49we really don't know
10:50why sometimes,
10:51out of curiosity,
10:52like what you said earlier,
10:53right?
10:54Yes.
10:55You know,
10:56I don't know,
10:57but as a person,
10:58maybe,
10:59sometimes,
11:00some people,
11:01their heads are really hard,
11:02right?
11:03Like,
11:04a person's head
11:05is really hard,
11:06right?
11:07What's that?
11:08Hard?
11:09Yes, hard.
11:10Because if our head is soft,
11:11our brain
11:12won't work.
11:13Not literally hard,
11:14what you're saying.
11:15A hard head
11:16means
11:17annoying.
11:18Annoying, like that.
11:19They don't like rules,
11:20like that.
11:21Yes,
11:22but it's nice to do
11:23the prohibitions, right?
11:24Because it's exciting.
11:25Why is it exciting
11:26to do the prohibitions?
11:27Aside from being curious,
11:28because you don't know
11:29because it's prohibited,
11:30it's your first time
11:31doing it, right?
11:32But sometimes,
11:33there are repeated prohibitions,
11:34but you're doing it
11:35repeatedly.
11:36Like what?
11:37Yes.
11:38Example.
11:39Like that,
11:40like that,
11:41like that,
11:42like that,
11:43like that,
11:44like that,
11:45like that,
11:46like that,
11:47like that,
11:48like that,
11:49like that,
11:50like that,
11:51like that,
11:52like that,
11:53like that,
11:54like that.
11:55And that has an arrow,
11:56right?
11:57It's going to be placed here.
11:58So it's still right.
11:59Yes, it's still right.
12:00Because Filipinos
12:01are against it,
12:02right?
12:03Right.
12:04Yes.
12:05I'm making fun of it.
12:06Yes,
12:07this is prohibited,
12:08but they're still going to vote.
12:09Yes,
12:10oh,
12:11oh,
12:12it's nice
12:13that you said that.
12:14Right?
12:15It's like,
12:16what is it,
12:17this is prohibited,
12:18there's this and that,
12:19you're still going to vote
12:20because your head is hard.
12:21That's true,
12:22until you don't touch it,
12:23But not all of them. I'm not saying that all Filipinos are like that.
12:26Yes, about 75%.
12:29Oh my!
12:30Just kidding.
12:31Okay, so if you have a political consultation,
12:33include Pua because she has a good insight.
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