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00:00It seems like you were on the other side
00:01of what Dave thinks about it.
00:02I just wanted you to reply.
00:04The bats are legal.
00:05They're currently legal.
00:06So you're not aligned with Dave.
00:08I mean, Dave is right in some ways.
00:10Here we go.
00:11Yeah.
00:12Yeah.
00:13Yeah.
00:14Yeah.
00:15Yeah.
00:15Yeah.
00:16Yeah.
00:17All right, so we're on down.
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01:01Vibs and the machine gun, Mike Greer.
01:03Welcome to the rundown.
01:04Thank you for having me.
01:05Is this your first time?
01:06Second.
01:07Who were you with another time?
01:09John Rich and Jack Mack.
01:11How'd that go?
01:14Probably not good.
01:16Okay.
01:17I don't think it was well-received.
01:18Today, redemption is spelled G-R-I-E-R.
01:22And we're going to start off with the Rico Busco trip.
01:25So he's on a 47 hour trip from New York
01:28to San Antonio bus trip
01:29because Alabama did not make the final four.
01:32Right now, he's, where is he?
01:35He's in Indianapolis.
01:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37That's what I saw.
01:38So I saw he's potentially going through
01:38just tornadoes today.
01:40There's tornadoes in the Midwest.
01:42I'm loving following the Rico bus journey.
01:44I mean, the characters that,
01:45I would have been so mad at the one guy
01:48that was just sleeping.
01:49He was taking up his entire seat.
01:50Taking up his seat.
01:50He was, yeah.
01:52I was originally like,
01:54and I do think there is an element
01:55where like, you know, you could make it fun, right?
01:58You're seeing America.
02:00You get to, I mean, he's got to make content out of it,
02:02but like, you know, you're able to sit down,
02:03watch some movies and stuff for 47 hours.
02:06But then when you factor in the fact
02:07that you're with a bunch of just disgusting people,
02:10that's, that's sort of weird.
02:12Yeah, yeah.
02:13The people, it's Spirit Airlines times 10
02:17when you're on the Greyhound bus.
02:18But he switched his, he switched the bus route, didn't he?
02:23He was supposed to go through like DC, Atlanta.
02:25Yeah.
02:26And then he switched to go through like,
02:27Pittsburgh, Indianapolis.
02:28Oh yeah, that's right.
02:29Yeah, when he was explaining it to us the other day,
02:31it was like, he was going through like Memphis
02:34and then back to, he was going to Atlanta up to Tennessee.
02:37Yeah, because of the blog that John Rich did,
02:39it was like the cities Rico Bosco
02:41is most likely to get killed in.
02:42And Memphis is number one.
02:43Memphis is.
02:44If he's avoiding it,
02:45that's the biggest win he has of the trip.
02:46I've been to Memphis one time.
02:48Whenever I go to a new city,
02:49I always go to neighborhoodscout.com
02:51and it gives you the crime rate of every,
02:53every city one to a hundred,
02:55or zero to a hundred, one to a hundred,
02:56a hundred being the safest.
02:58Any guesses what Memphis was?
03:00Oh, it's, it's.
03:01Hard zero.
03:02It was a zero.
03:03It was a zero.
03:05I didn't even know the scale went down to zero.
03:07It's a top 10 most dangerous city.
03:09I was just Googling,
03:10I Googled most boring cities in the, in the country.
03:13Indianapolis and Columbus are on there,
03:15which Rico just went through.
03:16And then most dangerous in Memphis was like,
03:19way up on the list.
03:20It might've been number one.
03:21No, Memphis is,
03:22I think it's literally the most deadly city.
03:23Yeah, yeah.
03:24Yeah, I can't really blame him
03:25for wanting to avoid Washington and Baltimore and, and.
03:29Yeah, do we have an updated,
03:30did he put out an updated route?
03:34And did the updated, did the updated,
03:37I say route, not route.
03:38Yeah, wait, start with the one before that.
03:42So Rico said our first instance
03:43of staff lacking sensitivity training just occurred.
03:47Guy pulled up to the gate in a wheelchair.
03:48Bus employee says,
03:49I didn't know I had a wheelchair rider today.
03:52Can you walk?
03:55And then a more gentle handling of the disabled here
03:57on the Greyhound by the driver.
03:59Sit anywhere.
04:00See this guy right here, points to wheelchair.
04:02He's taken up all the seats.
04:03This could have been people sitting here.
04:05Yeah, that's awful.
04:07That's almost like, fuck that guy.
04:10That's comedy.
04:11We've gotten too soft.
04:13I mean, I feel like at airports,
04:14most people getting wheeled around
04:16are just fat people who can walk.
04:18So maybe.
04:19Yeah, that's true.
04:20If they're just, if they're just a fat.
04:21Or, or just the oldest person in the world.
04:23Yeah.
04:25Like if he's on a rascal scooter,
04:27but Rico's calling it a wheelchair,
04:29maybe we're not getting the full story.
04:31So he is still going down to Nashville.
04:32Did the route cut off time?
04:33He did Nashville.
04:35Headed to, from there,
04:36we're taking a long one to Nashville.
04:38Kind of rules.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Nashville's great.
04:41Makes more sense than the one,
04:43the route he was taking, I feel like.
04:45When does he get there?
04:46Cause I feel like he's not made that much progress.
04:48Tomorrow afternoon.
04:49Tomorrow, another 24 hours.
04:50So that's where he hasn't been on that.
04:51I was thinking that too, of like,
04:53he's got to make this pump party.
04:55Like what time is the pump party in San Antonio?
04:57I imagine it's like six, seven PM.
04:59Yeah, I think he's cutting it by like four or five hours.
05:04Yeah, but you want to check in.
05:06Yeah, you don't want to go straight
05:07from the bus to the party.
05:08He also, when he was explaining,
05:11I forget what he was on,
05:12but when he was explaining how you have to,
05:14whenever you're at a stop,
05:15also make sure your bag doesn't get stolen.
05:17Oh yeah.
05:18Yeah, I'm with him on that.
05:19I've been on a bus before and needed to.
05:23No, I'm saying like, that's something I didn't think of.
05:26Like that is another,
05:27I feel like that never happens,
05:28but it's still something in your head at each stop.
05:33Yeah, it's, he's doing a great job though.
05:36Making the most of it, putting out a lot of good content.
05:39Tornado, let's hope his bus
05:41doesn't get swooped up in a tornado.
05:44I'd think that would be very funny if he,
05:46if we see a picture of the window
05:49and there's just a tornado.
05:51That might be the least safe place to be,
05:53is on a bus during a tornado.
05:56Yeah, he's knocking on the door of Tornado Alley right now,
05:58being in Indianapolis.
06:00He's right there.
06:04He's putting the pit on max on for a little bit right now.
06:08Did he, because I was reading the blog earlier to see,
06:11because I needed to prepare for the rundown, obviously,
06:14and they were going through Columbus.
06:16Is he still going through Columbus?
06:17He passed it.
06:18Because I just wanted to note
06:20that he could get sex trafficked there by Les Wexner,
06:22who is Ohio State's biggest donor.
06:25Just wanted to note that.
06:26He's a sex trafficker?
06:27Yeah, he's Epstein's guy.
06:29Oh.
06:30He's the one who gifted Epstein his townhome
06:32for a dollar in the Upper East Side.
06:34That's ginormous news.
06:36Have you told the authorities?
06:39Well, I think they know.
06:40Yeah, it feels like you're onto something.
06:41He survived Columbus then,
06:42so he survived the sex trafficking.
06:44Yeah.
06:45That was my only goal of coming on here,
06:47is to just-
06:48Is just drop mention.
06:48To mention that Les Wexner is Ohio State's biggest donor.
06:51You got it out?
06:52So yeah, good luck to Rico rest of the way.
06:53Hope he makes the pump party.
06:55We're rooting for him.
06:56Hope he doesn't get destroyed by a tornado.
06:58Or like, not tragically.
06:59Like enough where it's still, we're able to laugh at it.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04If a tornado fucks him up enough
07:06that it delays him like two hours,
07:08hopefully he still makes the pump party.
07:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Next up, can you scroll up a little bit?
07:16Oh, I wanted to just remember exactly what it is.
07:18Kid Rock has built a replica White House
07:20for himself in Nashville.
07:22And it is pretty awesome.
07:24He's got a gold urinal.
07:28What else we got?
07:29Just like in the White House.
07:30Guitar shaped, guitar shaped oval office.
07:33Took Tucker Carlson on a chair.
07:37Yeah.
07:39You know, I'll say it.
07:40That's sick.
07:41If I could hang out with anyone,
07:43Kid Rock would be high up on that list.
07:45Oh, then you should be friend to Glenny Balls.
07:48You want to hang out with like white trash rich people.
07:50Cause they're just like,
07:51they spend their money on the weirdest, dumbest shit.
07:53That's awesome.
07:54And then you just go shoot guns and blow stuff up.
07:56Like sign me up.
07:58Yeah.
07:59It's a funny like context of where it is.
08:02It just looks like it's literally in the middle of nowhere.
08:04Yeah.
08:05The yard looks like shit.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Well, I think it's the winter.
08:08It's the middle of winter.
08:09Yeah.
08:10But what I want to know is like,
08:11what happens if like,
08:12God forbid Trump isn't able to run again in 2028
08:15and like Democrat wins.
08:17Does he destroy the White House?
08:19Like, I feel like like.
08:21He does it like he did to the Bud Light cases.
08:23Yeah.
08:24He's just shooting at it.
08:25Like if Kamala or something's in the White House in 2028,
08:27he's not going to be living in a White House replica.
08:30He probably, he'll just only live in.
08:32Or worse, AOC.
08:33Yeah.
08:34He'll just only live in it when.
08:37A member of the Trump family is in office.
08:39Yeah.
08:39He'll have to wait until Barron gets in.
08:41Right.
08:42I think Trump will probably be able
08:44to stay in power until Barron.
08:47I think we're going to do some finagling.
08:49Yeah.
08:50He has said that recently.
08:52Yeah.
08:53What are your thoughts on that?
08:55I haven't paid much attention to it.
08:57That's just.
08:57Yeah, no, I'm sure you haven't paid any attention.
09:00That just, that seems like him just like trolling on it.
09:02I think it's like, you know,
09:03trying to keep people's attention away from other stuff.
09:07But he should be able to run for a third term
09:08if he wants to.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Just why, just for the cameras,
09:12why should he be allowed to?
09:13Just, you know, I mean, it's, why not?
09:22Next up, two men are suing OnlyFans
09:26because they found out they weren't actually
09:28DMing OnlyFans models.
09:31Yeah, I think this is fair, to be honest.
09:33I wanted to make fun of these.
09:34No.
09:35Why not?
09:36You gotta be the dumbest person in the world
09:38to think that you're DMing.
09:40Just to think that people are being honest
09:41and you're talking to your guys.
09:42To believe in fucking loves?
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yes, you do.
09:46If you read this though, it's so sad
09:48because the guy was like cooking dinners
09:50and like sending her pictures
09:52and being like, hey, look what I made.
09:54And just talking to like some random guy
09:56from who knows where.
09:57But that's the internet.
09:58Remember when you were like 13 years old
10:00and you're like logging on like the internet
10:01and you're like, yeah, I'm a hot 18 year old girl.
10:04And you're just like talking to her.
10:05And you're talking to other 18 year old kids.
10:08I am just bitter because anytime I see those stories
10:11where it's like, oh, the OnlyFans chick hung out
10:13with her like biggest spender.
10:14And it's like, this guy spent hundreds of thousands
10:17of dollars and then you see him.
10:19I just get mad.
10:20I'm like, how the fuck does this guy have so much money?
10:22That should be me type of feeling?
10:25Yeah, just like, how am I?
10:28Like, just my bank account gets drained every month
10:33from rent and whatnot.
10:35Meanwhile, this slovenly gross guy
10:38who just clearly has nothing going for him
10:41is able to spend hundreds of thousands of, yeah.
10:44No, look it, look at this absolute hunk pissing people off.
10:49Your hat is so discolored.
10:52I know, it just sits in a closet
10:54until I take it into the rotation for a few minutes,
10:57for a few weeks, I should say.
10:58And then it goes back into a closet.
10:59I'll say this.
11:01Asa Akira, a dick pic on OnlyFans
11:04between the years of 2016 and 2018,
11:07Glennie Balls was the one replying to you.
11:09So Sue Glennie Balls.
11:11That should be illegal.
11:12Yeah, I'm with you.
11:13Or like at least put it in your bio or whatever.
11:16It'd be like, you're gonna have someone else respond.
11:19Responses are not my idea.
11:21These people, they have other people handle their DMs
11:23because they're busy fucking Glennie Balls.
11:26And then you're just like giving them all their money.
11:29It just blows my fucking mind.
11:31Would you guys, oh, here's a good question.
11:33Would you guys be able to date a fucking OnlyFans chick?
11:35Like a hardcore porn star?
11:38No.
11:39I think I would.
11:40No.
11:41Bonnie.
11:42I've been in Bonnie Blue's DMs.
11:44What?
11:45I've been in Bonnie Blue's DMs.
11:46I would date Bonnie Blue, no problem.
11:48I'm just sex positive.
11:50I don't care if you're a porn star.
11:53Sex work is real work, Greer, come on.
11:55It's 2025.
11:56I'm not saying it isn't, pig.
11:58I'm not saying it isn't.
11:59It disgusts me.
12:00I'm saying it rattles me when the guy,
12:02that type, you see that whenever there's a video.
12:06That's a cartoon.
12:07It's that guy.
12:07Yeah.
12:09Come to life.
12:12Yeah, it's the meek feels of the world.
12:14Yeah.
12:17What is this last one?
12:17This doesn't even look like it's a link to a blog.
12:19No, yeah, it's just a-
12:21I wanted you to reply to Dave's headline
12:24talking about the Yankees bats.
12:26It seems like you were on the other side
12:28of what Dave thinks about it.
12:29I just wanted you to reply.
12:30The bats are legal.
12:31They're currently legal.
12:32So you're not aligned with Dave.
12:34I mean, Dave is right in some ways.
12:36Here we go.
12:39It's the least American thing I've ever seen in my life.
12:43If you want to go play cricket, it's a cricket bat.
12:45It's within the rules
12:46and the Yankees aren't the only team using them.
12:47They're making cricket bats.
12:48If you want to go play cricket-
12:49If you want to argue that the bats shouldn't be allowed,
12:52that's totally fine.
12:53If you want to argue that the Yankees
12:55are the only team using them, that's just incorrect.
12:58Yeah, I was looking at the players using them in the league.
13:00I was surprised.
13:01I thought it was like the entire Yankees roster.
13:03And then I looked, it was like three players, I think,
13:06and there were guys on other teams.
13:07I don't get what the big deal is.
13:08Also, I think the Brewers might just be awful.
13:10They gave up 11 runs to the Royals the next day.
13:13And also, I looked at something they faced.
13:15I think the Yankees got a hundred more
13:18than any other team over the weekend,
13:20less than 90 mile per hour fastballs.
13:22They were just throwing Aaron Judge
13:2488 mile per hour fastballs down the middle.
13:26That probably should be a home run.
13:29But yeah, I think Dave's take on it, certainly, I get it.
13:33Isn't Judge not using them?
13:34He's not using them, no.
13:36You're so annoying.
13:40All right, Aftershow, Greer,
13:41what's going on in the data world?
13:44Not a whole lot.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Cool.
13:48Vibs, what's up?
13:51Not much.
13:53We had a little baby shower for Roan this morning.
13:54Any smoke show?
13:55Roan.com.
13:56Smoke show?
13:57We're filming mascots a lot.
13:59That's been mainly the priority.
14:01Been trying to be an act.
14:02A lot of people stopping me to take pictures
14:03in Elmo costume, very annoying.
14:05That was very funny.
14:06I think we're really Elmo.
14:07Kind of signed up for that.
14:08Yeah, no, it's fair.
14:08This morning I was on the subway.
14:10I was in normal clothes,
14:12but I just had the Elmo hat with me.
14:13And some lady kind of was like,
14:14can you put that on so I can send a picture to my kid?
14:17That's weird.
14:18It's like, fine, I fucking guess so.
14:21That's weird.
14:22There was one time me and Fights were sitting down
14:24in full outfit without the heads
14:27and some lady comes by with kids
14:29and she's like, real nice without the helmet.
14:31That's for the kids.
14:32Do you think you're just fucking entitled
14:34to walk around New York City
14:36and see Elmo and Goofy Buzz?
14:38You're not at Sesame Street World.
14:40You're not entitled to see people like that.
14:45Roan.com, baby shower this morning.
14:47It was nice.
14:48Nate, great job.
14:54You guys want to feel like five more minutes?
14:55How long has it been?
14:57Like 18.
14:58Oh, that's fine.
14:59That's great.
15:00That's an unbelievable run.
15:00Greer, how's the data say?
15:02The data says 18 minutes is the perfect time.
15:05If I'm on, the shorter the better.
15:09And you're from where?
15:10What do you mean from?
15:11Where were you born?
15:12Detroit, Michigan.
15:15And I surrender.
15:16You know Kid Rock.
15:18I wish.
15:20I wish.