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00:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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04:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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04:30If I were a girl, who would I date?
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05:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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05:30If I were a girl, who would I date?
05:40If I were a girl, who would I date?
05:50If I were a girl, who would I date?
06:00Who is the first person you want to date?
06:04The first person I want to date is...
06:09Kamichi!
06:13Kamichi?
06:16I'm so happy!
06:18He's not Iguchi.
06:20His acting is short.
06:21He's not Iguchi.
06:22His outfit is similar.
06:26Fake Kamichi.
06:29Fake Kamichi.
06:31Why?
06:32He's so clean.
06:40I went out with him until night.
06:45I didn't like him.
06:49He's dirty.
06:51He's dirty and clean.
06:54He's self-centered.
06:56Kamichi is not self-centered.
07:01He cares about the other person.
07:06For example, he takes a step back when a group of men gathers.
07:11He doesn't participate in wild and vulgar things.
07:16We often do it together.
07:19He always cares about the female staff.
07:24I want to be seen as clean.
07:29So, I don't want to be silent.
07:35There are many male students today.
07:40Who did you hate?
07:44Niiyama.
07:49He's clean.
07:51That's not true.
07:53He looks clean, but he's self-centered.
07:59He's self-centered.
08:04He's not cooperative.
08:06He's not cooperative.
08:08Zenki is short.
08:09Zenki is short.
08:12Kamichi is long.
08:15Why do you know Kamichi is long?
08:20I've never talked about it.
08:22What do you think of Kamichi?
08:25When someone is about to be naked, he asks if the female staff is okay.
08:30He asks if the female staff is okay.
08:32My partner is naked.
08:35That's true.
08:38We walk around together.
08:41We walk around together.
08:43We walk around together.
08:45The second place goes to Sayaka Niiyama.
08:49Zenki is naked.
08:51That's good.
08:53That's good.
08:55The second and third places go to...
08:59Sayaka Niiyama.
09:04I'm glad.
09:05I'm glad.
09:08She was chosen for the first time.
09:11Thank you, Niiyama.
09:14What's good about her?
09:16I feel her kindness.
09:19She talks to me a lot.
09:22She talks to me a lot.
09:25I think she's the one who laughs the most.
09:30I see.
09:31She smiles a lot.
09:32She smiles a lot.
09:34I think it would be fun to date her.
09:37I think so, too.
09:38Her income is stable.
09:43I'm curious about that.
09:45I want to think about money.
09:49I want to go out to drink with her.
09:55I'm worried about that.
09:57I want her to come back soon.
10:02I'm glad.
10:03She's a good sister.
10:05The second place goes to Nasu.
10:10I'm glad.
10:12She has a sense of cleanliness.
10:17She is very kind.
10:20She talks to me a lot.
10:23Morita is good, too.
10:25Nasu is the one who makes me happy.
10:33I'm glad.
10:35I'm glad, too.
10:38The second place goes to him.
10:43I think so, too.
10:44I don't think so.
10:46He has money.
10:48I don't have money.
10:50The second place goes to him.
10:54Who is the second place?
10:59Shiba Inu.
11:01Shiba Inu.
11:04I'm glad.
11:08It's Shiba Inu.
11:13Nasu is the one who makes me happy.
11:17Nasu has a sense of cleanliness.
11:22Morita is a man.
11:24Nasu has both of them.
11:28He has everything.
11:32Nasu likes me.
11:36I know that I can be happy with Nasu.
11:40You can be happy with him.
11:43I like Shiba Inu.
11:46Shiba Inu is the best.
11:49It's like he was dumped.
11:51He said he liked me, but he was dumped.
11:54He said he was sorry.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:59He is next to you.
12:02I can't help it.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:08The third place goes to Ito.
12:12Ito is like Sairi-chan.
12:14Sairi-chan.
12:22Are you kidding me?
12:24It's Kama-yatsu.
12:26It's not Kama-yatsu.
12:28It's not Kama-yatsu.
12:31The second and third places go to Ito.
12:35The third place goes to Kubota.
12:38The second place goes to Morita.
12:41It was a good plan.
12:44Kubota is not here today.
12:46The third place goes to him.
12:48He looks like a man who doesn't care about anything.
12:52But he is very kind.
12:55He is a man who always protects people around him.
12:59He is a man who has a spirit like that.
13:02I want him to be with me when I'm in danger.
13:07Ito is a man like that when he becomes a woman.
13:10I like a man who has the power to live.
13:15What if he comes out of the grave?
13:17He is not in the grave.
13:21The second place goes to Morita.
13:26He is very good at handling women.
13:33Have you ever seen it?
13:35He appeared on a program with a high school girl.
13:40He was in a commercial.
13:43He was in a commercial with a high school girl.
13:48Morita is very good at attracting women.
13:56He is very good at attracting women.
14:02What does he look like?
14:04He was in a commercial.
14:07He is wearing clothes that look like panties.
14:10Morita.
14:12He is fast.
14:14I said it in the flow.
14:16That was a great success.
14:19I can't wait any longer.
14:22He is wearing clothes that look like panties.
14:25What is that?
14:28He is a man.
14:30He is wearing clothes that look like panties.
14:34He is a high school girl.
14:36He is a high school girl.
14:38He is a man.
14:40He is wearing clothes that look like panties.
14:41That's a big deal.
14:43He is wearing clothes that look like panties.
14:45Don't say that.
14:48Please announce the first place.
14:51The first place is...
14:57Mr. Shiba.
14:59Mr. Shiba.
15:01He is strong.
15:03What do you think?
15:05I know he is a man.
15:07But I can't resist him.
15:09I chose Mr. Shiba because he is a man in the entertainment world.
15:15Is it because he is dangerous?
15:19He is a hybrid of a man and a woman.
15:24He can handle everything.
15:29He is a man.
15:32He doesn't come home.
15:35He is a man.
15:37He is a man.
15:39He is a man.
15:41He is a man.
15:43He is a man.
15:45He is a man.
15:47You are wrong.
15:49He is a man.
15:51He is a man.
15:53He is a man.
15:55He is a man.
15:57He is a man.
15:59He is a man.
16:01He is a man.
16:03He is a man.
16:05He is a man.
16:07I look forward to him.
16:09He is a man.
16:11Nobita is also a man.
16:13He doesn't come home.
16:15Like I said, I've heard a lot about women, but Shiba-san has too little experience with men and women.
16:22He's really just been doing comedy.
16:25He doesn't do dangerous things.
16:27He's not attracted to them.
16:28That's right.
16:29What do you know about me?
16:30What happens when you wear it, Niiyama?
16:32It's a little frustrating.
16:34Like your own Shiba-kun?
16:36But you just came from Oseka, so the time you've spent with Shiba-san is completely different.
16:41I'm really frustrated.
16:43Ito told me something I didn't know.
16:45Shiba-san, you're really good at not drinking, right?
16:50That's why I like that about you, Shiba-san.
16:53I don't drink.
16:54Now that you mention it, I'm curious about Shiba-kun's ranking.
16:58Right now, he's popular.
17:01That's amazing.
17:02Next, Morita's announcement from Niiyama and Ito.
17:12That's good.
17:13That's good.
17:15First, second and third place.
17:17I'm embarrassed.
17:18Here it is.
17:24Second place goes to Nozawa.
17:26I'm happy.
17:27That's right.
17:28Even from the start, I was nervous about this arrangement.
17:31He's stuck.
17:32That's right.
17:33What is this?
17:34Now, Ota, third place.
17:36After all, Ota is a young man from the roots.
17:40That's why he's the easiest to talk to.
17:44He's always making some kind of sound.
17:48Do you understand?
17:49As long as it's interesting, it doesn't matter.
17:53You don't like a quiet space, right?
17:55You want some kind of BGM, right?
17:58I think Ota is really good as a BGM.
18:01You can say that much.
18:03It might not be interesting, but...
18:06I think he'll listen to me all the time.
18:11I'm sure his wife thinks so, too.
18:13I think his wife got married in that sense, too.
18:17There's a reason why I'm the only one in the ranking.
18:20Third place.
18:21Third place.
18:22Third place.
18:23If you choose me, you have to say,
18:25If it's not interesting, you have to change it.
18:28That's right.
18:30It's okay to feel like now.
18:32I've been making a sound all the time.
18:35That's true.
18:37Stop it.
18:38I forgot what I said.
18:40I don't remember, but I said something.
18:43You said something.
18:45How can you call me so many times?
18:48You said something.
18:49It's good.
18:50It's good.
18:51It's good.
18:52It's good to stand up.
18:53You're the last one.
18:54You're the last one.
18:55You're the last one.
18:56You're the last one.
18:57You're the last one.
18:58I can predict.
18:59I can predict.
19:00You can sit down, too.
19:01You can sit down, too.
19:03This is good, too.
19:04This is good, too.
19:06I'll make you feel free.
19:08Suddenly it's not fun anymore.
19:10It's good.
19:11Girls like that.
19:12The movement is classic.
19:13Second place.
19:14Second place.
19:15Noda has talent and brilliant ideas.
19:19He's funny.
19:20He's funny.
19:21He is actually a man.
19:24He has a lot of money.
19:25All of a sudden.
19:26Second place.
19:27He has a lot of money.
19:30Right and left.
19:31He's funny.
19:32I'm going to put it in just to liven up my present.
19:36I'm going to put it in just to make people say,
19:38why is it so easy to get a 2nd place from a 3rd place.
19:40That's a good feeling.
19:41He's saying something.
19:43He's been laughing all this time,
19:44but he's saying something.
19:47He's saying something.
19:49That's good, Ota-san.
19:51Well, Ito says he doesn't have any experience as a woman,
19:54but on the other hand,
19:56the boyish feeling
19:58really comes to me.
20:00It's a pure feeling.
20:02I've seen a live stream of game programming,
20:06and it's like,
20:08this person is really good at it.
20:10That's what I think.
20:12I want to watch it quietly from the side.
20:15That's it.
20:17But Noda didn't choose Morita.
20:19That's not it.
20:21That's not it.
20:23I think Morita is more like a man who is playing.
20:26No, no.
20:28I like a boy.
20:30Say it.
20:32You like a boy?
20:33Say it.
20:34Noda and Ota are in 1st place.
20:36Let's hear what Morita has to say.
20:51Morita is in 1st place.
20:52Who is it, Moriko?
20:54Moriko is good.
20:57It's Shiba-san.
20:59Amazing.
21:02Morita is really good.
21:04Really.
21:06Shiba-san is amazing.
21:08It's not a two-way street.
21:10Why is it not me when you say Shiba-san?
21:12It's a boyish feeling.
21:14It's coming close.
21:16Why is he in 1st place?
21:18Overwhelming sexiness.
21:20Shiba-san's sexiness as a man is amazing.
21:24He has a good mouth.
21:27Women are attracted to him.
21:31And he has Tomoshige-san next to him.
21:35I think he is overwhelmingly kind.
21:37He has Tomoshige-san next to him.
21:39I think he will forgive me no matter what I do.
21:42And I can imagine the feeling when they become a married couple.
21:48How do you imagine when they become a married couple?
21:50It's like they smoke the same brand of cigarette.
21:53It's like they smoke the same brand of cigarette.
21:57It's like that.
21:59I'm glad.
22:01You imagine it.
22:03I'm glad that they become a married couple.
22:06How do you feel about being in 1st place with three people in a row?
22:08I'm glad I came here.
22:11You said you were tired of going to the same place.
22:17Why do I have to be in 1st place?
22:20I'm glad I came here.
22:22Don't say that.
22:25I'm in 1st place.
22:27I'm not in 1st place.
22:29I'm in 1st place.
22:30I'm not in 1st place.
22:31I'm not in 1st place.
22:32After the announcement of 4 people,
22:34the sad men of Shibuya Zero are these 5 people.
22:39They are very cool.
22:41And next week, they will continue to confess their feelings.
22:44I really want to know how you feel.
22:46I want to drive a car.
22:49You said you were cool.
22:51They will confess their feelings.
22:54I want to be in 1st place.
22:56If I'm not chosen, I won't do this.
23:00The sad men of Shibuya Zero are these 5 people.