Aired (March 30, 2025): Pinalabas ni Ali Hanee Posemalto ang natatagong pagkalalaki ni Super Tekla!
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00:00Tonight, we're going to have the hottest party in Dalampasigan.
00:07This is the first Global Search for Miss Listening Summer 2025.
00:13Let's not wait any longer.
00:15Let's meet our candidate number one.
00:19Look at that.
00:22Lady in red.
00:25Very stunning.
00:26Very romantic.
00:32Good evening, Kapuso!
00:34I am Angela Janine Torres, 25 years old, from the city of Las Piñas.
00:40I love modeling, acting, singing, dancing, playing instruments, and driving cars.
00:49Driving cars, man!
00:52That's for real.
00:53I have a pick-up line for all of you.
00:56What is it?
00:58Are you an alumni?
00:59Why?
01:01I get butterflies when you wave.
01:08Wave down.
01:09Thank you very much.
01:10Candidate number one, Angela.
01:13Here's candidate number two.
01:18Look at that.
01:19Candidate number two.
01:22Candidate number one, she's waving.
01:24Candidate number two, she's dancing.
01:26Yes.
01:27Yes.
01:29Very beautiful.
01:30Hi, I'm Ali Hani Pozemu Alto.
01:32I'm 26 years old, and I'm from Makati City.
01:35My hobbies are playing internet, and reading books, and of course, workout.
01:42Wow.
01:43I also have a pick-up line.
01:45What is it?
01:46Are you an alumni?
01:47Why?
01:49Because you're the first person I want to see in the morning.
01:52Wow.
01:55Then, I'll drink.
01:57Thank you, Ali Hani.
01:59Thank you very much, Ali.
02:00And here's candidate number three.
02:05Number one is also fighting.
02:07Yes.
02:08That's what I'm talking about.
02:10Yes.
02:11That's number three.
02:12Yes.
02:13Your pinna beauty.
02:15Good evening, Kapuso.
02:17I'm Lian Abalos.
02:18I'm 27 years old, from Batangas.
02:20I'm a partial model and product endorser.
02:23When I'm not modeling, I love to cook for my family and loved ones.
02:27I have a pick-up line.
02:29What is it?
02:30You're surprised, right?
02:31Are you a volleyball player?
02:33Why?
02:34Because I'm ready to serve you.
02:38Wow.
02:39Yes.
02:40Serve me.
02:41That's what I'm saying, right?
02:43In fairness, our candidates are very beautiful and sexy.
02:48I'm sure they always win Miss Gay Pangkalawakan.
02:51They're not Miss Gay Pangkalawakan.
02:53They're women.
02:54Isn't it Pangkalawakan?
02:55No.
02:56Why are you touching the other one?
03:00Maybe she's just conscious.
03:01Okay.
03:02This time, we'll get to know them better.
03:05Let's start with candidate number one.
03:07Number one.
03:08Angela.
03:09Westonic and Angela.
03:10Hello, Angela.
03:12How are you, baby?
03:13I'm fine.
03:14Say hi to our viewers.
03:16Hi, viewers.
03:18We're all good to you.
03:19Is this your first time here?
03:20Yes.
03:21We know.
03:22Five-five.
03:24Five-five?
03:25That's already high.
03:26It's for the budget.
03:27Correct.
03:28Okay.
03:29This is what we heard.
03:31You love playing instruments.
03:33Yes.
03:34What instrument is this?
03:35Guitar, piano, drums.
03:37Okay.
03:38Let's say you're playing guitar and you don't have a guitar.
03:40How do you play it?
03:41There you go.
03:44You're playing with a dilla.
03:45Oh, there's a dilla.
03:47We call it a dilla.
03:48It's for strumming.
03:50Good.
03:51Where did you learn to play guitar?
03:53From my brother.
03:54Brother.
03:55Say hi to your brother.
03:56Hi, brother.
03:57What's your message?
03:58I'm just kidding.
03:59What's your attitude?
04:01Are you related to musicians?
04:03Yes.
04:04Actually, even my mom plays...
04:07Do you know bandurria?
04:09Yes.
04:10That's bandurria.
04:11So what's your message to your mom?
04:13No, because we researched.
04:15Your mom is the voice of Ben & Ben, right?
04:18No.
04:21She also sings, friend.
04:23You also sing?
04:24Yes.
04:25What song do you sing often?
04:27Bossa Nova.
04:29Bossa Nova.
04:30You can't do it.
04:32She said we can't do it.
04:34Bossa Nova is just relaxing.
04:36It's for sleeping.
04:37Okay.
04:39Bossa Nova version.
04:41M.
04:42Go.
04:49She plays the guitar.
04:53Bandurria.
04:56Yes.
04:57She plays tambol.
05:00She's good.
05:03Yes.
05:05Maracas.
05:08Xylophone.
05:10What's that?
05:12What's that?
05:13But she's really good.
05:16She's good.
05:17The modulation of her voice is good.
05:19Right?
05:20It's simple but beautiful.
05:22Speaking of Bossa Nova, do you have BF?
05:25Yes.
05:26What's the connection?
05:28Where do you get love lines?
05:30It's complicated.
05:32It's complicated.
05:34It's really complicated.
05:37Especially for musicians.
05:39Why don't you have a boyfriend?
05:41No, they're the ones who are at fault.
05:46That's why we felt what you were singing earlier.
05:49What kind of guy are you for the cameramen who are watching?
05:56I want to be tall.
05:57Tall.
05:59Tall.
06:01What else?
06:03He has a long nose.
06:04He has a long nose.
06:07Okay, the tall one is out.
06:10Last.
06:11Last?
06:12Maybe the one who has biceps.
06:14Biceps.
06:16Biceps.
06:18This one has a rose.
06:21We also heard that she's good at dancing.
06:26We're going to play music.
06:27Then it's up to you to invent a staff.
06:30Dead.
06:31Are you ready?
06:32If you're a dancer.
06:33She's also good at singing and dancing.
06:38Let's play the music.
06:52You're good.
06:53She's good.
06:56Thank you, Angela.
06:57Thank you, Angela.
06:58We met our candidate number one.
07:00Now, we have a friend.
07:01Let's meet our candidate number two.
07:03Come on, baby.
07:05It's Ali.
07:06Ali.
07:09Hi, Ali.
07:10Hi, Ali.
07:11How are you?
07:12I'm fine, thank you.
07:13I heard that she has a nationality.
07:15What's your nationality?
07:16Portuguese.
07:17Portuguese.
07:18Because I also have a nationality.
07:19What's your nationality, friend?
07:22She laughed at you, friend.
07:24You have chemistry.
07:27You're pretty.
07:28Yes.
07:29What's your last name again?
07:30Pazimoto.
07:31Pazimoto.
07:32For those who are asking, what does it mean in Portuguese?
07:35Pazimoto.
07:36It's confusing.
07:38It's just a common last name.
07:39Just a common last name.
07:40It's just a common last name.
07:41Is Portuguese like French?
07:43No, it's Spanish.
07:44It's like a mix of Spanish.
07:45Spanish.
07:46Try to guess what you're watching.
07:49In Spanish.
07:50Spanish.
07:51How are you, amigo, amiga?
07:55It's like, how are you?
07:56Because before, Spanish people came here.
08:00That's why.
08:01And we asked a friend, right?
08:03Yes.
08:04I'm asking...
08:05Ask your friend if you have a boyfriend.
08:07None.
08:08None?
08:09Follow up question.
08:10What's your type of guy?
08:12So that they have an idea.
08:14The one who makes you laugh.
08:16The one who makes you laugh.
08:17The one who makes you laugh.
08:18The one who makes you laugh is okay with you.
08:20It's okay.
08:21Like the cameramen.
08:22The cameramen.
08:23Correct.
08:24Tecla and I, just like candidate number one,
08:27Ali Rau is really good at dancing.
08:32Do you believe it?
08:34Do you believe it?
08:35Yes.
08:36One more information.
08:37One more information, my friend.
08:38What is it?
08:39She got second place in the street dance contest
08:42in Barangay Mangkal, Makati.
08:45Wow.
08:46In Mangkal.
08:47Wow.
08:48Achievement.
08:49Second.
08:50And the first place is number one.
08:51Wow.
08:52She's really amazing.
08:53See?
08:54Let's see the sample.
08:56Sexy dance.
08:57Sexy dance.
08:58Music please.
09:02That's what I'm saying.
09:08Yes.
09:09Tecla got the other gentleman.
09:12Don't.
09:13Don't.
09:14I'll be embarrassed.
09:15Don't try it.
09:16That's what I'm saying, Tecla.
09:18That's it.
09:19You'll ruin your life.
09:20Another.
09:21Ay, ang galing!
09:23Yun!
09:25Hey!
09:27In fairness,
09:29Wait lang!
09:31Stop!
09:33We have a winner!
09:35Wala akong patekla! May sapakang kita!
09:37Ang galing!
09:39Kaya ka pala nag second place!
09:41Wubay!
09:45Yun pala yun!
09:47Maraming salamat, Ali!
09:49Ang galing! Thank you, Ali!
09:51Sinong susunod naman dyan?
09:53And this time,
09:55tawakin natin si candidate number
09:573!
09:59From the province of Batangas,
10:01Lian Abalos!
10:03Yes, hi! Candidate number 3!
10:05Hi, Lian! Lian, kaano-ano mga
10:07Dela Cruz?
10:09Wala, kasi Abalos siya.
10:11Wala bang lahat ng mga lalaki
10:13sa Batangas ay may balisong?
10:15Meron. Kaya't ako, meron.
10:17Ay, meron din siya!
10:19So, marunong ka magaganong gano'n?
10:21Marunong din.
10:23Nagigay ng exhibition dyan.
10:25Hindi, ako mismo, naka-attend na ako ng balisong festival dyan.
10:27Kasi, Tekla, may gustong malaman sa'yo.
10:29Ano na ang
10:31status ng may boyfriend ka ba?
10:33Single!
10:35Ready to mingle!
10:37Ready to mingle!
10:39Siyempre, isunod na natin ka agad.
10:41Ano ba ang tip mo sa isang lalaki?
10:43Magbigay ka!
10:45Ang halim!
10:47Ang katawan!
10:49At matigas ang
10:51dibi!
10:53Ay, pasok dyan si Tekla!
10:55Yes!
10:57At dahil kanina, inagsaya ako si Angela
10:59at Ali Abay, hindi kami papayag
11:01na wala kang gagawin.
11:03Kaya, magwawalis ka ngayon.
11:05Magwawalis!
11:07Sarat lang!
11:09Pakakainin ka ni Tekla ng
11:11bala tsaka stapler.
11:13Just lang!
11:15Siyempre, gagawin niya rin yung ginawa nung dalawa. Tama ba?
11:17Tama!
11:19Papatulayan niya rin kay number 2 na mas magaling siya.
11:21Oh my God!
11:23At si Papa mukha niya.
11:25O, sige nga!
11:27Anong request mo?
11:29Bye-bayad po yun!
11:31Nag-request pa siya!
11:33O, ito na lang!
11:35Play DJ!
11:37O!
11:39O!
11:41O!
11:43O!
11:45O!
11:47Yes!
11:49O!
11:51O!
11:53Yes!
11:55O!
11:57O!
11:59O!
12:01O!
12:03O!
12:05O!
12:07O!
12:09At syaka,
12:11ang ganda ng sayaw niya bubay.
12:13Parang yung facial expression niya.
12:15Parang bayaran na ng biga.
12:17At syaka maraming bayarin.
12:19Parang maraming siya iniisip.
12:39Bye-bye!