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00:00:00Um, side note, 91% of those cops I would hook up with.
00:00:06I knew it. They are all your type.
00:00:09And one of the lawyers.
00:00:11Which lawyer?
00:00:13Not the main lawyer that talks to the second bald one, yeah.
00:00:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew that.
00:00:17You know that thing's heavy.
00:00:19Hey, Man Mafia!
00:00:21It's Nan and Trish, and we are coming back to Boston.
00:00:24We're coming for your claw, we're coming to Boston. April 17th at Laugh Boston.
00:00:27Tickets are available now at...
00:00:30See you then.
00:00:32Um, welcome to Out and About.
00:00:34It's Monday, Tuesday.
00:00:36You pronounce the T's very...
00:00:38Very pronunciation.
00:00:40I need all the T's I can get, because my T cell count is low.
00:00:43How do we check for our T cell count?
00:00:45I think you have to go to the doctor.
00:00:47Should we talk about how I was? Fuck it.
00:00:49Should we say how I was catfished this weekend?
00:00:51Why not? I wasn't going to talk about it.
00:00:53Speaking of T cells, I had a gentleman come over to my house.
00:00:55If any of this is going to be interesting to you.
00:00:57If you could avoid the Kendrick Lamar for three seconds.
00:00:59Is this the guy that said he was going to Japan on his trip,
00:01:03and you said you were going to Japan on Q5?
00:01:05No, he did write back though.
00:01:07That's not the same person.
00:01:08Different guy.
00:01:09New Queen stands before us.
00:01:10New Queen stands before us. I was all horned up.
00:01:12I had him come by the house, and it wasn't the same person.
00:01:16What do you mean?
00:01:18Were they biracial when they arrived?
00:01:20Hefty.
00:01:21Portly.
00:01:22Fatter than me.
00:01:24He was different shape.
00:01:26You're not able-bodied.
00:01:27He was able-bodied.
00:01:28Oh, we forgot about that.
00:01:29We have to start doing that.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31We always promise that we're going to start advocating for ableism.
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35We've got to start doing that.
00:01:36I'd like to do that.
00:01:37But anyway, I had this guy.
00:01:38This ramp, this is an ableist set.
00:01:40Oh, you want ADA compliance?
00:01:42Not all.
00:01:43I just want to be able to use excuses for things that I don't want to take accountability for.
00:01:47That's fair.
00:01:48Let me ask you this.
00:01:49This guy came over.
00:01:50We were talking for a long time online.
00:01:52I was like, all right, come over.
00:01:53We'll hang out, whatever.
00:01:54Did he wait too long?
00:01:55And then he ended up getting old and fat by the time he made it up to meet up with him?
00:01:58It was years.
00:01:59No, it was a couple months we were talking.
00:02:00He came over.
00:02:01Body was completely different.
00:02:03Face was different.
00:02:04It looked like the picture he was using was from months before.
00:02:07Just months?
00:02:08Or maybe years.
00:02:09I don't know.
00:02:10So the long and short of it is I went ahead and I did it anyway.
00:02:14I went through with the act.
00:02:15He was there.
00:02:16Did you let him know that you knew he was not the way he was supposed to look?
00:02:20No, he was avoiding eye contact.
00:02:21He knew I knew.
00:02:22I looked at him and I was like, oh, you know you're not using the right pictures.
00:02:27So we did our business and that was that.
00:02:32Was it so different that it was a turnoff for you?
00:02:35Was the body completely deformed?
00:02:38He was big.
00:02:39He was not...
00:02:40What do you mean big?
00:02:41Name a celebrity, you can't pick me, that's equally as big as he was.
00:02:45Bruce Valanche.
00:02:46No.
00:02:50My late mother looked like Bruce Valanche.
00:02:51Stop.
00:02:52Bruce Valanche says he looks like Travis Kelsey's mother.
00:02:55Have you ever heard that?
00:02:56I said that years ago.
00:02:57I put him side by side and I got yelled at by the Taylor Swift Mafia.
00:03:01I don't know who he looked like.
00:03:03He was like a...
00:03:04He was shaped like Mr. Potato Head.
00:03:07Like skinny legs, big center, hefty face.
00:03:11He actually had your mustache, which you have right now.
00:03:13Why do you have that thing?
00:03:14Why did you shave your face down?
00:03:16Because it was bothering me.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:19It was thick and itching me.
00:03:21I didn't mean to make you feel weird about it.
00:03:23I think it looks fine.
00:03:24So yeah, that was my weekend.
00:03:25And the guy did write back, the dating guy, by the way.
00:03:27And what did he say?
00:03:28I have to...
00:03:29What was your actual reply to him?
00:03:30You want to hear it?
00:03:31I have to unmask because he mentioned both of you motherfuckers.
00:03:34I was like, oh, both of you guys are in the thing.
00:03:36He saw the clip of us talking about him.
00:03:39How?
00:03:41On Instagram or like TikTok or something.
00:03:44So he knows you for work?
00:03:47I think he said it came up on his For You.
00:03:49So he knows who me and Vinny are?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:52We're much more his type, he said.
00:03:53Yes, I'm sure Vinny is.
00:03:55He goes, I go, still locked down looking for Q3 right now,
00:03:57waiting to see my buddy's schedule.
00:03:58He goes, ha ha, yeah, that's relatable.
00:04:00Honestly, mine I think will be pushed next year
00:04:02because my friends haven't gotten our acts together.
00:04:04See?
00:04:05Oh, well, he already said that.
00:04:06And then the next day on Saturday morning,
00:04:08the day after our podcast came out, he goes,
00:04:09thank God you helped Nana learn what Q3 is.
00:04:12And I was like, no.
00:04:15He knows what the show is.
00:04:17So I'm going to meet up with him anyway.
00:04:19Well, I might meet up with him first.
00:04:21You should.
00:04:22Just to see if he's okay for you.
00:04:24Will you vet all my dates?
00:04:26Who should I date, Vinny?
00:04:27What kind of guy should I date?
00:04:28Who do I need?
00:04:29Tell me exactly what kind of mans I need.
00:04:31Oh, he is cute for you.
00:04:33That guy.
00:04:35I trust Joey.
00:04:37You trust Joey?
00:04:38He looks nice.
00:04:42I think he's too nice for you.
00:04:44I think he's too nice for you.
00:04:45I do too.
00:04:46You know, you look at a picture of someone,
00:04:47you're like, they don't have an edge.
00:04:48I think you would treat him like shit,
00:04:50and I would be so angry because he doesn't deserve that.
00:04:53Yeah, I don't know.
00:04:54So that was my weekend.
00:04:55Went to Florida.
00:04:56Was the funniest person in the world.
00:04:58Love him.
00:04:59Got shit-faced.
00:05:00It was great.
00:05:01There's no one on earth who's more carefree
00:05:02than a college student.
00:05:03Like, just the mentality of a college kid.
00:05:05Who do they have to lose?
00:05:06They have tuition?
00:05:07These kids who are out with us at the bar,
00:05:09shout out High Noon,
00:05:10there is not a thought going through their head
00:05:13other than what is right in front of them at the time.
00:05:15It was so refreshing and so nice.
00:05:17And Zah got very intoxicated,
00:05:19and it was a great trip.
00:05:21Well, does it take less for him to get intoxicated
00:05:23because he's less of a human?
00:05:24Zah's heavy, though.
00:05:26Zah's like almost,
00:05:27Zah's gotta be like a buck eighty-five.
00:05:29Zah's fucking thick.
00:05:30He's just short.
00:05:31Stout.
00:05:32He's stout.
00:05:33He's like a kettlebell.
00:05:34You can't pick him up.
00:05:35He's like anti-matter.
00:05:36Every night we're talking,
00:05:37we're talking about our co-worker,
00:05:39Zah, who is a little person from Zimbabwe.
00:05:41Correct.
00:05:42No, but it was great.
00:05:43You would have loved it.
00:05:44A lot of hot boys.
00:05:45A lot of hot girls.
00:05:47Now, what was the vibe there?
00:05:48You went there for spring break?
00:05:50We went there for High Noon
00:05:52for a watch party for UF
00:05:54versus Norfolk State,
00:05:56who we had on Bracket Busters,
00:05:57were out.
00:05:58Now, in traditional fashion,
00:05:59it was an away game for UF.
00:06:01During spring break.
00:06:02Well, it's all away because it's the tournament,
00:06:04so every game is away.
00:06:06But it was.
00:06:07I'll tell you,
00:06:08I'm going back for year six.
00:06:09Fuck it.
00:06:11These girls were coming with me going,
00:06:12here's a photo of us in 2021.
00:06:14I was like, oh.
00:06:15Like Santa Claus.
00:06:16Yeah, it's brutal.
00:06:18You're 20 years older than these kids.
00:06:20I know.
00:06:21I was telling people I was a rising junior.
00:06:25If I shaved my face,
00:06:26what grade could I lowest grade
00:06:28I could get away with?
00:06:29Grade.
00:06:30Grade.
00:06:31I can probably get away with a senior.
00:06:34If I had,
00:06:35if I like dressed,
00:06:36if I dress like I did
00:06:37when Twink and Redhead came in
00:06:38and I wore my hat
00:06:39and I shaved my face.
00:06:40Vinny,
00:06:41what kind of milk was in here?
00:06:42I'm getting nauseous.
00:06:43It was whole milk.
00:06:44You said you wanted it.
00:06:45You said you want however I wanted.
00:06:46That's why I asked.
00:06:47Now I had a pistachio latte
00:06:49and I don't want to cut you off,
00:06:50but I made myself a pistachio latte this morning,
00:06:53which is,
00:06:54oh,
00:06:55it's part of my,
00:06:56I'm doing a hard 75.
00:06:57It's it?
00:06:59No,
00:07:00this is no,
00:07:01that's that's that's that's cow milk.
00:07:03I asked what kind of milk you want.
00:07:05I want to taste what it's like,
00:07:06but I don't buy him coffee.
00:07:07He said,
00:07:08he said,
00:07:09he can't buy his own
00:07:10fuckin' coffee.
00:07:11He said I'll get whatever daddy wants.
00:07:12I bought it.
00:07:13I gave him money.
00:07:14Good.
00:07:15Yeah,
00:07:16he said I'll get whatever daddy gets
00:07:17and I was like alright,
00:07:18but I asked.
00:07:19That wasn't any wonder
00:07:20for you putting your cream on my mouth.
00:07:21I was just,
00:07:22hold on.
00:07:23Loosen the cream on my coffee.
00:07:24What is this?
00:07:25This is my bone broth.
00:07:26Shout out to Brodo.
00:07:27Is this a normal combo
00:07:28to have on breakfast?
00:07:29Bonebroth?
00:07:30These two are,
00:07:31what's this?
00:07:32Espresso and?
00:07:33Coffee?
00:07:34Espresso.
00:07:35Cortado and.
00:07:36Espresso and coffee.
00:07:37That's a Cortado again?
00:07:38That's what I'm on right now.
00:07:40What is it?
00:07:41Do you think I should do a dirty bulk?
00:07:42What's that?
00:07:43Do you think I should do a dirty bulk?
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45You've been on a dirty bulk.
00:07:46It's where you do 75 days like eating well and like taking care of yourself.
00:07:52It's where you, 75 hard is where you act like you're supposed to act as an adult.
00:07:57How is it 75?
00:07:58If everyone was doing a whole 30, like how does a 75 day rule, like what happens in the
00:08:02third month that is like only five days short?
00:08:07What do you mean?
00:08:08It's like 30, 30, 60, like the two day, like here comes the math.
00:08:1275 hard.
00:08:13Doesn't it seem like an odd number to do 75 days or something?
00:08:15Like why is that?
00:08:16It's not a quarter.
00:08:17I don't think it's like scientific.
00:08:18I think it's just, now you know what quarters are, whole 30 is 30 days, like a month.
00:08:24That makes sense.
00:08:25Oh, so you think it should be 90 days?
00:08:26No, but it's like, what?
00:08:27Why 75?
00:08:28Like why only do two, 30, 60, two and a half months, two and a half months.
00:08:33Why shy yourself five days out of the third month?
00:08:35Why not just make it 90 days?
00:08:36I think the goal is that once you do 75, then you're going to be like, I got to continue.
00:08:43But you know what I'm saying?
00:08:46Why isn't it not a number even with the time frame of the world?
00:08:49Yep.
00:08:50Makes sense.
00:08:51It's not like if you're doing it in quarters, it almost seems like.
00:08:56I think 75 just sounds good because that's how long it, oh, so that's it.
00:09:00So that's how long it takes you to develop a habit or a skill, 75 days.
00:09:04And then the goal after that is to maintain it and continue and can be consistent, which
00:09:07no one is.
00:09:08Is that how you got addicted to M&M's?
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:11Oh my God.
00:09:12I was so bad last night.
00:09:13I ate a whole fucking sleeve.
00:09:15Where are you buying them?
00:09:16Pepperidge Farm cookies.
00:09:17I walked my ass stoned off an edible to CVS.
00:09:20M&M's, cookies.
00:09:21Off.
00:09:22What is it called?
00:09:23Offline?
00:09:24Sidebar.
00:09:25Sidebar.
00:09:26Let's sidebar later about an idea I just had.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:28I'm going to text it to you now.
00:09:29Okay.
00:09:30This seems.
00:09:31It's just a dick picture.
00:09:32I see.
00:09:33It's just a dick picture.
00:09:34It's just a picture.
00:09:35It's the gif of him coming out of his face.
00:09:36He goes, this, but you.
00:09:41We should do 75 hard.
00:09:42I need a goal.
00:09:43I need a fitness goal is what I'm realizing.
00:09:45Like something that I can work towards and achieve.
00:09:47I just go every day.
00:09:48I got a Snapchat memory today of when I was peak in best shape during a pandemic.
00:09:54I was a lot better shape than I am now.
00:09:56What happened?
00:09:57Brennan's meatballs.
00:09:58It's just, I don't have time.
00:09:59I'm too busy editing you guys and all your fucking shit.
00:10:01I don't have time to work out anymore.
00:10:02Really?
00:10:04That's a damn shame.
00:10:05Sounds like an excuse to me.
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07You think Kobe Bryant made excuses?
00:10:08You think Mike Tyson made excuses?
00:10:10You think Vladimir Putin?
00:10:11Perfect.
00:10:12What is it?
00:10:13That's actually really funny.
00:10:14No, he can't.
00:10:15Cause that ruins it.
00:10:16No, it's, it's perfect.
00:10:17Give what is it?
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19What is it?
00:10:20No, we can't tell you.
00:10:21It's about Africa.
00:10:22Don't tell him.
00:10:23What is it?
00:10:24A surprise?
00:10:25Yeah.
00:10:26Is it something I have to be involved in or is it going to be like I'm being pranked
00:10:27or something?
00:10:28Well, just shut up.
00:10:29It's not a prank.
00:10:30It's not a prank.
00:10:31It's not a prank.
00:10:32I don't like this collusion between the two.
00:10:33Um, what is this?
00:10:34Hoppies will get her my dear.
00:10:35Oh, what a tangled web we weave.
00:10:36Um, 75 hearts.
00:10:37I hate what just happened.
00:10:38It's gross.
00:10:3975.
00:10:40Hard.
00:10:41No, I'm not doing that, but I am trying to get back into my, my holistic living.
00:10:42Like I'm not that, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:10:43Do you know that like if you, if you went through my, my thing, I was like, I don't
00:10:44know.
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00:12:54I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:12:55I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:12:56I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
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00:13:00I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
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00:13:18I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:19I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:20I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:21I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:22I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:23I'm like, I'm not that bad anymore.
00:13:25You try, you can't get it down?
00:13:26Yeah, and it annoys me.
00:13:27That's what's annoying about it, because I want to pig out.
00:13:29I ate so much last week.
00:13:30You ever eat so much, it's like actually, like I could have bounced a quarter off of my stomach last night.
00:13:34I used to get that way before I was-
00:13:36It hurt to-
00:13:37Before I found the Lord.
00:13:38It physically hurt to lay down.
00:13:39I was like, what?
00:13:40And then I was like, you do not need cookies.
00:13:41Yes, that happened to me.
00:13:42And I walked by the kitchen.
00:13:43I was like, you need to eat these cookies.
00:13:44So I ate six fucking cookies.
00:13:46I bet there's cookies coming this week.
00:13:48Oh.
00:13:49From where?
00:13:50In the mail, from my friend who owns a cookie company.
00:13:53Nutrition facts for Detroit style with sesame seed crust.
00:13:58How many calories?
00:14:00They serve this in a blue zone.
00:14:01370 per slice.
00:14:02That's not bad at all.
00:14:03This is why America's in a blue zone.
00:14:04Anyway, if you're having Jet's Pizza next to your house, get a four corner sesame seed crust with whatever toppings you like on it.
00:14:11You're going to like what you see, I guarantee it.
00:14:13Are they in Jersey or are they in-
00:14:14No, I don't know where it is.
00:14:15It's on Seamless.
00:14:17Jet Pizza.
00:14:19Seamless is still a thing?
00:14:20That's what I order from.
00:14:21Oh, Uber Eats.
00:14:22Oh, Uber Eats.
00:14:23Oh, I didn't know Seamless still existed.
00:14:25That's what I use.
00:14:26Grubhub Seamless.
00:14:27Really?
00:14:28Grubhub.
00:14:29That's all the same thing?
00:14:30Grubhub and Seamless are the same, yeah.
00:14:31I didn't know that.
00:14:32You ever use Caviar?
00:14:33No, I use Postmates.
00:14:35I use-
00:14:36You should use Uber Eats because we get money there.
00:14:38I have Uber Eats.
00:14:39We get money to Uber Eats every month.
00:14:40For here though, for lunch.
00:14:42No, you can use it anytime.
00:14:43No, you can't.
00:14:44I use mine for dinner.
00:14:45You aren't supposed to, but it doesn't really keep track of it.
00:14:48I think it's until like 7.30.
00:14:49It's until like 7.30 PM.
00:14:51Oh, really?
00:14:52It's in the zone.
00:14:53It won't work in the zone.
00:14:54Nah, I've done it at home too.
00:14:56I've done it working from home and ordered lunch.
00:14:58I know you can't do it Saturday, Sunday.
00:15:00Yes, I think that's the only restriction, Saturday, Sunday.
00:15:02Weeknight, you can do anytime.
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:04You get $80 a month though.
00:15:05I use that in one sitting.
00:15:06Yeah, it's like two or three max.
00:15:07It's three.
00:15:08What are you ordering?
00:15:09$10 meal deal?
00:15:10$10 meal deal?
00:15:11Anyway, Jets Pizza, thank you for sponsoring my binge weekend because it was exactly what
00:15:16I needed.
00:15:17But yeah, I haven't been eating badly and I'm spring has sprung and that's where I thrive.
00:15:22Renata thrives.
00:15:23You like the spring.
00:15:24I spring produce.
00:15:25I have a question about that.
00:15:27My algorithm has been telling me to eat just whole foods.
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:32What else should we say?
00:15:33I use ChatGPT.
00:15:34I was like, make me a workout plan for this and it spit it out great.
00:15:37I haven't asked it yet to tell me how to eat whole foods.
00:15:39When people say eat a whole food, they're talking like you eat a fucking one sweet potato
00:15:44and smoked salmon or eggs.
00:15:46You only eat it if it comes out of the ground or if you killed it.
00:15:49But like, what does that look like?
00:15:50Okay, so what is that for breakfast?
00:15:51That does mean yogurt because it's processed.
00:15:53Eggs?
00:15:54Eggs.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56But then can you have like hot sauce on your eggs because that's processed.
00:15:58No.
00:15:59That's just ground up something.
00:16:00It's processed.
00:16:01Like Cholula?
00:16:02Hot sauce is like no calories.
00:16:03That's just gums and stuff in it but like regular hot sauce.
00:16:05What about cheese?
00:16:06You can't have cheese?
00:16:07No.
00:16:08No cheese.
00:16:09No dairy.
00:16:10See this, everything gets eliminated.
00:16:11No, it doesn't.
00:16:12Bananas, you can have banana.
00:16:13Yeah, because it grew from the earth.
00:16:14Whole foods.
00:16:16What I say is, if I were to go to Whole Foods today and put together at the little buffet
00:16:23and put in like my whole food stuff, what would be a whole food lunch that is easy for
00:16:27me to make, that would be healthy and not processed?
00:16:29Vegetables and lean protein.
00:16:31Meat and a vegetable.
00:16:32But how is the meat prepared if it's not processed?
00:16:38You can't put anything on it.
00:16:39It's not a Slim Jim.
00:16:40It's like actual meat.
00:16:42You can put olive oil on it.
00:16:43You can put whatever you want on it.
00:16:44Olive oil on meat?
00:16:45But like saute it.
00:16:46But you can't put, you can't use ketchup.
00:16:48You can't use.
00:16:49You can use ketchup.
00:16:50I don't know.
00:16:51That's what I'm saying.
00:16:52I don't understand like how, I get what it is in theory.
00:16:55It's like okay, smoked salmon.
00:16:57I could eat some smoked salmon in the morning.
00:16:59That's not processed.
00:17:00I think it's getting yourselves, getting yourselves eating Whole Foods in general is enough step
00:17:04up.
00:17:05You don't have to worry about the sausage yet.
00:17:06That's like if you're like really fucking deep into it.
00:17:08Like I wouldn't use ranch with it because like there's all like fake artificial shit
00:17:13and it's seed oils.
00:17:14But like if it's just regular things like hot sauce, that's fine as long as it's not
00:17:17like gums and like.
00:17:18I want to make ground turkey tonight just right on the stove, which is what you told
00:17:22me to do.
00:17:23So just get ground turkey.
00:17:24Tonight's the night I do it.
00:17:25And put avocado oil.
00:17:26I don't even know where to find it in the grocery store.
00:17:28It's so overwhelming.
00:17:29Can you come over and make it for me?
00:17:31I'm busy tonight.
00:17:32My dog is sick.
00:17:33We'll talk about it in a minute.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:35He's on a ventilator right now.
00:17:36You're going to pull the plug?
00:17:38No, I administer the ventilator.
00:17:40You are fully in your DD era.
00:17:43Big time.
00:17:44Munchausen's by Nana.
00:17:48He can have it.
00:17:50He's going to come.
00:17:51Next time we see the dog, he's going to come in.
00:17:53His teeth will be missing.
00:17:54He'll be an adult.
00:17:55He'll have one of those fake doggy wheelchairs on the back.
00:17:57The wheels.
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59It's like popped up in the wheels.
00:18:01You literally are a DD Blanchard.
00:18:02And an IV and like a tube coming out of his head.
00:18:05Just the one driven out.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:08Can I see the medical notes on this?
00:18:10Because something tells me you're faking.
00:18:13Do you want me to send it to you?
00:18:15No, you don't have to do it now.
00:18:18You're really going Munchausen's.
00:18:20Does it feel good?
00:18:21This is your destiny.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Mom mafia.
00:18:24The mom mafia.
00:18:25That's for my fellow moms in the group.
00:18:27Ooh.
00:18:28The mom mafia.
00:18:29Should I say the mom mafia?
00:18:30You should.
00:18:31What's that accent?
00:18:32We're saying the mom mafia.
00:18:34If I was supposed to say ma'am, but I'm saying mom mafia.
00:18:37What kind of accent would that be?
00:18:38What do you mean?
00:18:39Pretend I'm saying ma'am mafia.
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:42But this is my accent.
00:18:43What accent do I have when I say this?
00:18:44I want to join the mom mafia.
00:18:46It almost sounds British.
00:18:48I was going to say British.
00:18:49British.
00:18:50Mom.
00:18:51The mom mafia.
00:18:52Speaking of which, have you watched?
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54I'm sorry.
00:18:55I'm all over the place.
00:18:56That's all right.
00:18:57You could do Indian accent on there too.
00:18:58Throw one on.
00:18:59Did you see that comedian I love?
00:19:00Who?
00:19:01Zarna Gregg?
00:19:02No.
00:19:03Who?
00:19:04Who?
00:19:05I sent it to you.
00:19:06There's so many memes.
00:19:07This shit gets lost in the mail.
00:19:08It was when he was talking about cooking in the hotel room.
00:19:11He does the best accents.
00:19:13He's unreal.
00:19:15Tell me more about the dog, the Didi Blanchard.
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:18Let's talk about-
00:19:19Tell me what it feels like for you to finally have control over someone's medical future.
00:19:23It doesn't feel great.
00:19:24So if you don't know, my dog was diagnosed with allergies.
00:19:28With Munchausen's Viproxy?
00:19:29No.
00:19:30I have Munchausen's Viproxy.
00:19:31Diagnosed with allergies.
00:19:32He's been sniffling and sneezing and stuffy-nosed and back sneezing and coughing and hacking.
00:19:39Do you want to hear a video of what it sounds like?
00:19:42Not now.
00:19:43You can show me later.
00:19:44But does the mom mafia want to see?
00:19:46Sure.
00:19:52We can cut this part.
00:19:53Hold on one second.
00:19:54No.
00:19:55I think the people need to hear this part too.
00:19:56No.
00:19:57I'm saying cut this part of the silence.
00:19:58No.
00:19:59They want it all.
00:20:00They want it all.
00:20:01All right.
00:20:02Well, here it is.
00:20:03It's just Joey farting.
00:20:04No, it's not.
00:20:05It's my dog being very sick.
00:20:06Your dog's not sick.
00:20:07It's okay, baby.
00:20:08Oh.
00:20:09Oh, no.
00:20:10Chin up.
00:20:11Chin up.
00:20:12So that's what I was-
00:20:13Poor baby.
00:20:14So that's what I was-
00:20:15That's-
00:20:16Oh.
00:20:17Oh, no.
00:20:18Oh, no.
00:20:19Oh, no.
00:20:20Oh, no.
00:20:21Oh, no.
00:20:22Oh, no.
00:20:23Oh, no.
00:20:24Oh, no.
00:20:25Oh, no.
00:20:26Oh, no.
00:20:27Oh, no.
00:20:28Oh, no.
00:20:29Oh, no.
00:20:30Oh, no.
00:20:31Oh, no.
00:20:32Oh, no.
00:20:33Oh, no.
00:20:34Oh, no.
00:20:35Oh, no.
00:20:36Oh, no.
00:20:37Oh, no.
00:20:38Oh, no.
00:20:39Oh, no.
00:20:40Jesus.
00:20:41That's more intense than I thought.
00:20:42Yeah, it is.
00:20:43So now everyone feel bad for me because my dog is sick.
00:20:44So I actually been to the hospital like three times this month, this last week.
00:20:45Every day I go back and I'm beginning to fight with the people over there because it's like
00:20:47I just like stop trying to fucking upcharge me for dumb shit, bitch.
00:20:51Fix my fucking kid.
00:20:52Right.
00:20:53It's like so annoying.
00:20:54What's the actual thing that he was diagnosed with?
00:20:55They don't fucking know.
00:20:56wants to keep doing more tests and more shit more it's a call it's a cough it's
00:20:59he's reverse sneezing and trying to itch his throat like so he's hacking up
00:21:02his throat is itchy I think it's allergy to this thing I also have him on a
00:21:08nebulizer now can I say something and don't get mad at me my first thought
00:21:12when you say that is you have a lot of candles and like scents in your house
00:21:16something could be irritating him like dogs are so sensitive like if you have
00:21:20oils and you have candles going all the time like it smells strong for you for
00:21:24him it could be fucking up his throat did you tell that you should tell the
00:21:27vet be like no because it started at poppies house and he doesn't have I also
00:21:32think if they don't know and then you kind of give them like the boy that's it
00:21:35they'll just blame it on that cuz they don't they want to find some so he's
00:21:38hacking it up so I have they gave me he they shot him up with something like so
00:21:44every day he had like five shots this week and now I think I'm gonna give him
00:21:47the banjo but he won't eat the pill he spits it out of everything so I tried it
00:21:50I got liquid today and I put it in like I filled the syringe with water and
00:21:54then I shot it down the back of his throat and he like split it up every row
00:21:57of the couch but I think some of it got down there so hopefully when I get home
00:21:59and he's to water better just I make sure that I dilute I dilute the liquid
00:22:04the children's spinadryl with water to shoot it down his throat with a child
00:22:10syringe it's a whole thing but yeah I think if you're a dog a dog expert also
00:22:15season one's been I've been chatting I'm he's supposed to when he's back in New
00:22:19York he's coming over but I just need to fit I need to figure out if you have
00:22:23allergies you know how to fix them how to soothe them so I have the nebulizer
00:22:25which is supposed to put steam into his lungs that's saline so I said no he
00:22:30loves nebulizer I normally think he would run away he hates the sound of it
00:22:33but when it's on its face if you he breathes so easy he's like it's like so
00:22:36every time he breathes he's making noises like that not like that that's
00:22:41it once I'll be sneezing and he's snotting and stuffy nose so I think it's
00:22:46I'm praying it's just allergies I want to call the breeder and see if his
00:22:49siblings have it too yeah because it's the first time they're spring they've
00:22:52haven't been alive in the spring yet they were born late summer so they've
00:22:56he's never lived in spring so it makes sense that if it was that it could be
00:22:59allergies because you get an allergy pill he's never been an allergy pills
00:23:02manager yeah he hasn't been alive in that so I think I'm thinking that's what
00:23:07it could be I can't imagine this would be because it's not these symptoms
00:23:10aren't for like a respiratory or something like that it's like is there
00:23:14something that launch that chihuahuas like that are prone to in terms of
00:23:17breed like did not like other other squash face dogs yes but like French
00:23:21Bulldogs yeah yeah he's had a snout yeah he has a little snout and a big
00:23:26cock oh we have to get that removed as well the cock or the balls I'm taking it
00:23:31all off yep yeah I thought him to be non Joe I don't want to get into any
00:23:35political wars I think a non gendered being is the best thing for the political
00:23:40climate right now that's the title of your memoir a non gendered being I'm
00:23:44removing my genitals as well very good whatever's left of him I already had my
00:23:49top surgery might as well be smooth I want to be like a Barbie yeah a Ken doll
00:23:53I actually that's gonna be about you gotta you gotta heat it up down there so
00:23:56the wax melts chop that thing right off so Wiggles has allergies if you have
00:24:00tips on how to fix my dog seasonal allergies without choking him down with
00:24:05pills please get go into the mom mafia chat or just show up on the 17th in the
00:24:11picket line outside of Laff Boston tickets available at now she will tour
00:24:15calm absolutely well I think he'll get better it's probably just allergies
00:24:18well we wish you have the best you've done Tuesday ever yeah we love you and
00:24:24midnight I want to sidebar go ahead do you think any man mafia members are
00:24:34panning list I mean are like naked from the waist down right now touching
00:24:37themselves ladies how many how many listeners do we have a week I don't know
00:24:42one of them has to be clam digging right now are you trying to get a lady off
00:24:45right now are you trying to get a woman off I need you I need you to put the
00:24:50speaker next to your vagina and I'm gonna make some deep bass sounds she's
00:25:07like don't stop don't stop so so so they could just hit rewind you know just go
00:25:12back is that the sidebar we're getting off ladies no I still cyber I'm so
00:25:17excited how this later we're talking about a dead dog Oh God forbid my sick
00:25:23dog yep I want to talk I have a new show I want to talk about okay I just talk
00:25:29about my coffee machine in a couple episodes ago you do my sink broke a new
00:25:34sink you got a new sink babe Nana's got a brand new bag goddamn I'm gonna either
00:25:40one was spreading water out everywhere facial on my Instagram it was squirting
00:25:44whatever so I got a new one I never had a pull-down sprayer before that's what
00:25:47you had at your last one was the last one pulled down on my old house no the
00:25:51one that you was just replaced the new one no the old one didn't have a bed to
00:25:54pull down sprayer this one does help hold on sprayer and you can flip you can
00:25:58turn that onto your beaver and get yourself off in the kitchen I could but
00:26:01I'm more excited to put wiggles in there and I can get you know full range of
00:26:04motions like wash the hole by normally I put him in the sinks one of the sinks in
00:26:08the bathroom yeah there's there's two right in the master bath okay you're not
00:26:13talking about that half not the guest even call it a half bath could even call
00:26:16it a half that's a guest bath okay cool well the guests stay in the second
00:26:19bedroom or was that a read yes I'll get there she will she will knock her down
00:26:28a peg I put him one of the sinks in the bathroom and I'm gonna have to get a cut
00:26:34a mug and I said like rinse the mug because you know we can't get the water
00:26:38in his eyes but um a brand new sink and it's like it's I'm just excited to get
00:26:41in there and rinse my spring veg good for you with that um teach me how to
00:26:47make some whole foods in that sink well come over tonight
00:26:51journey this is Vinny has he ever given a come-over tonight serious invite ever
00:26:55oh you never come you have to we have to put if you really want us to come over
00:27:00which you don't we have to plan it out what is it plan if we're just go to the
00:27:04order take my phone at water fresh direct and then we'll be home by the
00:27:07time we get home it'll be there I'm not going I could edit your show so I said
00:27:15do it in the living room do the bathtub the guest bath we throw he gets in the
00:27:21bathroom throw a toaster in you want to talk about White Lotus the Lotus low
00:27:28down I'm not fully back on board but I am how I don't think you're gonna get I
00:27:33mean I think unless you're a murder queen there needs to be violence there
00:27:37needs to be well that's what obviously it's gonna happen next I mean as far as
00:27:40the espionage and craziness goes I think this episode was peak of it of lots of
00:27:45fucking lots Oh the whole opening sequence was all fun there was like no
00:27:49talking in the whole like first five minutes who was fucking Berlinda was
00:27:53getting by the other guy the Jacqueline got pounded yep
00:27:57Jacqueline's Jack the one girl the actress she got pounded she got pounded
00:28:02and we saw his ass and the other girl got double teams you don't think they
00:28:05got double team I like no I like the other one Leslie Bibb though the one up
00:28:10the one that yes the Bob no let's see if it's not British she's married to Sam
00:28:15Rockwell in real life yeah who plays the guy who does a monologue about about
00:28:18being inside transistor yeah she's my favorite of the three I thought the
00:28:22opening a spoiler I thought the opening where he shot himself in the head I was
00:28:25like I thought it was really oh here we fucking go this is fake and I hate when
00:28:30shows do that don't do that the dream thing is I think such a cop I think
00:28:33to him it's like it's just either do it or don't do it they did it twice dumb I
00:28:38knew it was fake but still dumb yeah I don't know I mean what'd you let's just
00:28:42jump right to it I need someone to clerics I don't know if I was my phone
00:28:45or not or maybe they did nothing actually happened but I don't remember
00:28:47we'll get to the go we're saving the best for last okay I don't remember when
00:28:50they went when he went when um what's what's the guy's name that goes to
00:28:56Thailand goes to Bangkok uh Walton Goggins I forget what his name is on the
00:29:01show okay Walton Goggins goes there and he go over to the woman's house right
00:29:06does anything happen at the woman's house so he's in Thailand right because
00:29:10he's pitching a fake movie to the woman he wants to kill the husband he wants to
00:29:13find out why that by the husband what he wants tells his father ten minutes with
00:29:16the husband to figure out why he was killed so he had recruited his buddy to
00:29:19go with him and pose as this Hollywood exec right so they got to the house did
00:29:23anything actually happen at the house no okay that's what I thought I was
00:29:25missing no he just he's he met up with her to set up the meeting at the house
00:29:30next week in them I think it has to happen next week oh I don't think he's
00:29:34involved in the violence at all I've been nothing happens with him I think
00:29:38what's gonna happen with the violence is the the girls who are all hating each
00:29:41other now because the one was jealous that the other one fucked the guy I
00:29:45think there's gonna be some violence there like I could I could see if one of
00:29:48the girls kills the other one whose side are you guys on between those two women
00:29:52the actor I'm not I'm not I don't like that I don't like the jealous bitch I'm
00:29:56inside you're on the jealous woman's I'm Laurie side jealous that's the side I
00:30:02mean cuz the girl was obviously pushing she was obviously pushing him on it was
00:30:05she's acting she was lying to her friend she was resisting get on board or get up
00:30:08the fuck out the way you didn't fuck him so someone else can fuck him no she was
00:30:11doing it to make herself feel better about her so something it was there was
00:30:14some selfishness I don't understand just with Laurie I mean I'm not sorry with
00:30:17Jacqueline but why what about that would make her feel better about herself like
00:30:20I don't get one let people do that the fact that she could she he knew she knew
00:30:25that he'd the guy would resist wouldn't go with her because she's not as
00:30:28attractive and that's to show off like you know like I got I got what you can
00:30:32ever have and I'm always an upper-hand band and I think they were trying to
00:30:35give the vibe that she's insecure because her husband wasn't answering her
00:30:38like the whole show and then like the next morning he finally calls her back
00:30:41so it like it came off like she wasn't feeling insecure about herself and needed
00:30:44to do it for that I get an icky feeling from Jacqueline Jacqueline is the
00:30:50actress she was and she was acting like she didn't fuck him which was crazy like
00:30:53yeah like gaslighting everybody like she didn't do it you said maybe she
00:30:57didn't know she definitely show them do it you saw her go cross-eyed when she
00:31:01saw his dick you talk about hashtag things that I've never met you with a
00:31:05woman no woman goes if they go full retard that's never happened not that I
00:31:11know of I guess the women they go cross-eyed trying to squint to see it
00:31:18what does this thing say if she couldn't see it you know I've been googling trying
00:31:23to find her picture online for like a month now have you I'm inside Franklin
00:31:27Mass elementary school she probably passed away by now right now
00:31:29Ings okay they live long what school is it she has to be in a yearbook photo
00:31:35somewhere I could probably find her I need I need to have the photograph so I
00:31:40can make merch I'll find it'll take me that would fly off the shelves
00:31:44mrs. Zang underneath it says lice check what would she say to you if she said
00:31:48what would she say to you if she said she saw the that you made a t-shirt of
00:31:52her for you for her and on her honor I don't honestly I wouldn't be surprised
00:31:56she's back in the old country right now no what would she say to you I don't
00:32:04like what this is that'd be funny just like a like almost a mugshot Bobby I
00:32:13don't know where the fuck this bitch is Jim her first name no just tell me the
00:32:18name of it tell me the name of the elementary school and I can call it's
00:32:20your person for the call from Simon's juice I'm doing a fact-check for an
00:32:25author I'm working with Benjamin Franklin classical charter public school
00:32:28that's where you went that's where I went and you ended up this trashy
00:32:31elementary school that fancy ass name Oh everyone who went to that school is
00:32:34so fucked up yeah I don't know where she it would just give me the yearbook
00:32:39somewhere she was like she was probably literally probably like four foot ten
00:32:43and she was shaped like she looked like a like a fat Edna from the Incredibles
00:32:48you know the woman who makes the costume and a mat and a mode yeah she's like a
00:32:52chubby Edna and she was so jolly and joyous and oh I loved going there and
00:32:56her office was like it wasn't real it was like dividers because they didn't
00:33:00give missing an office so it's like in the lunchroom so like it was like the
00:33:04fake device you said it curtain around her yeah that's why she was chubby she
00:33:07kept smelling those hash browns being cooked in the next room I'm back to
00:33:12White Lotus I think the real meat of the stories the girls you know what jealousy
00:33:16of her boy I mean that's that's amateur hour compared to what's going on with
00:33:20the Ratcliffs and it's going on with Belinda and getting seduced up to the
00:33:25hill the top of the hill last house on the top of the hill with Greg's house
00:33:29trying to get to the party I'm not the party scene that's where everything's
00:33:32gonna go down and and remember in the very beginning when they showed a guy
00:33:36wading through the water and people were screaming and running around there were
00:33:38gunshots in the very first episode where they flush out at the end that was
00:33:42Belinda's kid because Belinda's kid showed up that was him wading through
00:33:45the water so something is gonna happen no Belinda's kid was was alive hiding
00:33:51through the water everyone knows that was one the kid well now we do cuz we
00:33:55didn't know what Belinda's kid was him yeah I knew the entire show that that
00:33:59okay well go fuck me then everyone's sorry you know what you two anyway
00:34:05those revelations always know there was a kid that's really riding we know what
00:34:08his kid looks like yes it was the whole first scene was about his being the kid
00:34:12like mom mom like yeah oh it's also like fuck they're the only black show so
00:34:17it's like I don't see color I hear it I know that's racist to say but you can
00:34:22definitely hear what someone looks like over the phone yeah like you can guess
00:34:27some I even size but even if someone's like skinny or overweight like I can I
00:34:32can I can hear I can hear it all yeah and Nana I want one her one of her
00:34:36senses is down the others will be heightened
00:34:38that's why I'm love is blind I always think they they factor that in but you
00:34:42can't see can't hear a snaggle tooth you know maybe fit a lift a little lift
00:34:48gotta be real fucked up but it's like you can't hear a snaggle you can't hear
00:34:51a little you can't hear a limp or like a physical disability you can hear a
00:34:54wheelchair going you could but you can't I'm saying look like I can now
00:34:58we're gonna use ableism you can see a list ableism Oh Kate you so I just go on
00:35:02Kate's radio show and you have people call in and we would guess their weight
00:35:05just by talking to them I think I'd be good at it I would crush yeah but you
00:35:09know what people sound like like look like based on their voice stereotypes
00:35:13are real I can hear cholesterol through the phone
00:35:15could hear pre-diabetes I can hear someone who partied too much this
00:35:21weekend oh yeah based on your nasal I don't sound like bad do it's not like
00:35:25what you sound like wiggles right now you come in with a nebulizer in a
00:35:28wheelchair um back to the way so them okay the rat cliffs let's where do we
00:35:34where do we begin to just get the meat potatoes that get it out of the way
00:35:37yeah the sex scene so what happened was we saw that the dare to make out and
00:35:47then we get to see the actual what happened was like the island boys what's
00:35:52the guy who's girls name I don't know anyone's name I don't know her name
00:35:55either I don't know we Greg Greg's boy Greg's
00:35:58girlfriend from the British girlfriend no she's not British she's French
00:36:01Canadian not her the other one with the gap in her teeth oh that girl oh I
00:36:06forget her name too please get the cast names up so I used to
00:36:09talk so everyone can know what we're talking about okay so let's get into the
00:36:13sex scene Chelsea and Chloe are on the boat yes with Saxton and Lachlan the
00:36:19make the girls make out the boys make out everything goes I'm glad that
00:36:23Chelsea stood her ground and it's like you guys are gross I'm not hooking up
00:36:26with you like and like in like and she's so like love struck him even though that
00:36:29yeah she even know her boyfriend whose name is I knew the whole time she's
00:36:32probably afraid she's gonna get killed Walter Goggins Rick Rick so even though
00:36:36he's like Rick is like such a mean like sourpuss he seems she's still she still
00:36:40is like in love with him so I love a Chelsea's regulation I love Chelsea's
00:36:42relationship with Rick yep she's like no he'll love him he's love my life he's
00:36:45my soulmate I ain't doing it Chloe on the other hand is just horned up she's
00:36:49not she's an under Greg saggy balls for a month now and she's over she wants
00:36:54some hard cock she wants that call so what we do see is the first scene what
00:37:01we see as we see Lachlan pounding away furiously what's he like like a German
00:37:08shepherd on Chloe form was awful hit terrible pounding for a hunch so
00:37:13Lachlan's fucking Chloe on the bed virgin so he lost his virginity that I
00:37:18think I'm pretty sure they said early in the season he's a virgin yeah he's in a
00:37:21scene with Bonnie blue no and then so laying next him with his older brother
00:37:25Saxton Mac a mom pleasuring himself gooning if you will because he couldn't
00:37:30get porn because the the Wi-Fi was out yep so he couldn't watch porn so he had
00:37:34he's watching his very own live porn but the the catch is there's and I can
00:37:37tell him there's always a catch whoopsie-daisy yeah brother yeah what's
00:37:41easy he had to watch his younger brother fuck for the first time while he's
00:37:43masturbating but you know as we saw that we thought that was bad enough until we
00:37:48got the real me because which I thought for a second now they're poolside and
00:37:52they're getting a recap Lachlan wakes up and Saxon wakes up they're wearing each
00:37:55other's underwear they're wearing each other's bathing suits oh I didn't even
00:37:58notice that oh I did because oh you're a queen old Saxon was a busting out of
00:38:03those little boy shorts and you can see is like bulging is just pubes and
00:38:07everything was hot when they started to realize like what had happened well I
00:38:10was like maybe he's making it up when Lachlan was like thinking in the head
00:38:14and then they went to the pool and it was confirmed and then when Saxon was
00:38:18at the Buddhist monastery yes and he started to have flash I thought the
00:38:21girls like what the I thought the girl I thought Chloe was lying to him it's
00:38:24like to piss him off saying that he drink that he drinks well that we've
00:38:28seen a spoiler as as Lachlan's pounding away on Chloe he reaches over to
00:38:34accent pounding away so no Lachlan Lachlan's pounding away at Chloe and
00:38:39Saxon is masturbating watching his brother fuck next to him the young
00:38:43brother reaches over and jerks off his older brother to climb out that's so
00:38:47fucked up I mean that's the point of the show you got to watch it again just to
00:38:52make sure that we are getting all the facts no when I thought I thought the
00:38:57girls were lying to him by the pool as well and so we saw the the the the the
00:39:03root clip was a reveal reveal in the monastery so he's the people are the
00:39:08gays are going nuts online saying that the older one would top the younger one
00:39:12but the younger one would top the older one now everyone he's the Dom now
00:39:16everyone's worried I don't know if he's gay or not he's just horned up for that
00:39:19now everyone's worried that he's spending the night with Piper alone in
00:39:22that monastery to free he's gonna try to make a move on his sister now it's
00:39:28like it's getting better but the shock value of this is so extreme it's like
00:39:34they're relying on that this is the main storyline that there's incest what it's
00:39:38do we not get anything more like times it was there it was a murder it was
00:39:42fucking it was my sensual non-familial fucking well there was all the family
00:39:48of three men were fucking the same hooker the whole time yeah it's true
00:39:51they're all like each other's uh what's called wet willies when you have when
00:39:55you have sex the same person Eskimo brothers brothers they're Jack those
00:40:00they're hot guys too well yeah it's white Lotus and then I am I am just like
00:40:06my Parker Posey character what's her name I'm just like Victoria she said
00:40:12when when he cut when he's he hints at the husband hints at you know if he lost
00:40:17everything you know I think we'd still be fine like trying to make it because
00:40:19he doesn't have his gun anymore and he's like you know he's have to come into
00:40:23realization that he's got to live with his his oh that was great losing all his
00:40:26money she said you know I'd rather just be dead than be poor and she was like
00:40:30because at my age and I I've never related with something more like at this
00:40:34age like I don't think I can go you know downsize I'd rather just die I respected
00:40:40that whole thing that's like self-awareness you know it's not where
00:40:42I'm 100% I'd rather just I would rather just die than live live live less I I
00:40:48like how in the monastery the husband like he went to go get answers for the
00:40:52daughter but he's taking in all this wisdom and he left he's like oh it's not
00:40:56too bad so I know like that it's why is he fucking hot the husband I had no idea
00:41:01growing you know why he's got a hey he's starting to turn to a little bit of a
00:41:03scumbag which is there's a heavy I even know he saw his fake dick and I
00:41:09remember that look like he looks he's got a heavy dick in real life Joey's
00:41:12locks are in and he loved that he's something with a rich man in linen just
00:41:16makes me want to come really yeah a rich man in linen yeah I wore linen this
00:41:21weekend and that was just around the house you know I went I went to a
00:41:24rooftop what roof with Marty oh our sweet Marty he's a linen Queen isn't he
00:41:30he looks like he lost about 50 pounds yeah he looks my boy looks good yeah he's
00:41:37preparing for fatherhood you know imagine should we start a rumor that
00:41:41Marty's gonna be a dad well we know that can't happen why
00:41:47Haley's never ovaries she was trying she's trans you know you can choose she
00:41:55is like she is a woman but you know we make a transfer like the most intimate
00:42:00detail of a woman like what trans women are women that's true
00:42:04trans women are trans women Jerry's giggling right now so calling your
00:42:07daughter more trans yeah Jerry loves it Jerry's stirring the pot yeah Jerry
00:42:13also Marty Marty is this true she's stirring the pot of noodle kugel mama
00:42:18yeah I thought that I mean this episode was good it was much better that it was
00:42:21the best one yet and now now everything cuz you only eight episodes in a season
00:42:25we're gonna be going on to seven I believe so now everything well that's
00:42:28what comes after six correct traditionally because seven in the
00:42:31Western world so it'll die I mean I'm in I'm back in speaking of t-shirts that
00:42:37t-shirt does not look as horrible as your normal clothes thank you Joey I
00:42:42appreciate that I wish I could say the same about you well that doesn't matter
00:42:45you have a cum bleach stained shirt that I see you're wearing your pants from the
00:42:51from the draft then it was on the front lines do you know if I'm confronting
00:42:59what I just ordered three new pairs of sneakers because these my friend my
00:43:04sister works for well not yet we'll see if you were in them well just let me
00:43:09know cuz I can buy them I don't need the discount obviously I have the Lachlan's
00:43:14I wash these these are my tick-tock shoes and I love them but I wash these
00:43:18and these all the hard parts became tan but now they look like something
00:43:22interesting like from like a what color were they they were white so I think
00:43:25they were spray-painted white before the whole thing was white the whole
00:43:29things were white everything I mean they're cheap tick-tock
00:43:32yeah but they look like some some kind of like Kardashian sneaker now look
00:43:35better now yeah tan color so so yeah if you have these sneakers at home put them
00:43:39the dishwasher I mean that while I'm washing machine and they come out
00:43:41perfectly close $17 17 but isn't the shipping fucked up on
00:43:47tick-tock no that's why I don't buy things off there because I'm like oh
00:43:49it's gonna ship fucking Alibaba and there's no no it comes in like a week
00:43:54just better than Amazon yeah touch that shop is where it's the fuck out every
00:43:59dirty things on tick-tock shop I don't what do you mean like a dildo anything
00:44:03yes I don't know that but I don't think you can the Chinese don't do that well
00:44:07cuz you can't even say dildo on that platform I don't think they'd sell a
00:44:10dildo but I buy everything on there it's the best I mean yeah everything's the
00:44:14best you know get what you pay for yeah but these are these I mean this I got
00:44:18more than I paid for for these you know they have in tick-tock is ban in China
00:44:22and they have a watered-down version that they give their people so then what
00:44:25it's a ticket so they give us like the super hyper souped up algorithm the
00:44:30really addictive one but they don't allow that in China because it's so bad
00:44:33for you so they have a watered-down version that's why they're smarter than
00:44:37us because they're actually studying they're pumping us full of anything they
00:44:41want us to see their country if you have to leave this country and move to
00:44:46another country Iraq why do you like Iraq now I want to go to Iraq any
00:44:50country in the world no yeah any country in the world to live like
00:44:55permanently yeah if Puerto Rico counts I'm saying Puerto Rico that's cuz you
00:45:03like thick bottom Latinas that's true I probably say like Australia it's like
00:45:08Western enough it's beautiful beaches it's great a lot of crocodiles though
00:45:12yeah there's snakes and animals that's a good one because that's very far away
00:45:17New Zealand yeah New Zealand that's a good one my sister-in-law's me and
00:45:22nephews and nieces in New Zealand where would you go I would either go to
00:45:32probably Thailand somewhere somewhere the gender somewhere gender bending is
00:45:38not only normalized it's preferred maybe a Thailand you have to go to Thailand
00:45:43maybe Vietnam you're wearing those Viet Cong pants and as it's just like a
00:45:49Charlie in 1964 I don't I like the idea of Australia I think Australia would be
00:45:53good for me to your bed no not yet I want to go I want to go to New Zealand
00:45:58so I want to go to a lot of gays in Australia yeah we should go to Sydney
00:46:01Pride do you want it do you want to go to Australia with me um I have to say my
00:46:06points up so there's no way I'm not flying you need a bed and a suite I'm
00:46:09bad it's like a day in the fucking thing yeah I'll be brutal and then
00:46:14you're all fucked so if you let you land at the exact same time but just a day
00:46:17ahead which is I have better pills to figure out the work that all out of the
00:46:22wash I don't worry about about days and times but okay a white lotus that was a
00:46:27little slow down yeah I'd say I'm back in fully back in I was arguing with some
00:46:32Queen on the comments I had to block we can't even talk about severance on this
00:46:35podcast because no one watched it besides me and Vinny I know I don't know
00:46:39anything about it I never watched it I watched like a half of that was so I
00:46:42say to my favorite sentence it's gonna mean nothing to me okay I want to say
00:46:46sentence everyone's thinking I think that in the last scene that was helly
00:46:53ours Audi downstairs in the hallway don't you oh no I don't think that at
00:46:57all you don't no no you don't think she's been
00:46:59nippily like she when she when they were at the diner that the restaurant the
00:47:02Chinese yeah she's she wants his cock and she wants to manipulate him she
00:47:06downstairs version was her she does but I think how are we doing this how the
00:47:12dad's makes the comment that he doesn't even love his real daughter and then the
00:47:15Indy has the fire of cure yeah I think next season it's gonna be like he's just
00:47:22gonna like the any helly like heli are is just gonna be like they're gonna make
00:47:26that normal heli like they're gonna be like get rid of the Audi because I think
00:47:30he doesn't fuck with his daughter so that's what hell hell hell it is gonna be
00:47:33killed off the heli are still be there I think it's gonna be heli are and any
00:47:37mark and they're gonna be like the real ones they're gonna like keep away yeah
00:47:41they're just gonna like be a part of like when he locked him out the side of
00:47:44the door I was I want to break my fucking television like what the fuck
00:47:48are you doing this is your imaginary fucking friend where what are you doing
00:47:51go fucking with Gemma yeah it was it was the any I know I don't get started but
00:47:58yeah if you're if you haven't if you're in a severance head you know if you're
00:48:02a savage let's talk about something that we alluded to last week which you're
00:48:06very excited about Karen Reed we didn't talk about this last week no we were
00:48:10saving it all for today remember oh you made me stay for that all this are we
00:48:15didn't say anything about it stay for all what we didn't talk about it I mean
00:48:19we saved this we saved everything just for this last episode for today yeah oh
00:48:23okay so we didn't even talk about yeah remember a body in the snow HBO max the
00:48:29trial of Karen Reed is his home for both of us it is it's one of the best
00:48:33documentaries I've seen in a while and it's fucking great the long and short of
00:48:38it before we just like dive into it Karen Reed kills a cop allegedly ran
00:48:42over this cop with her car in the snow her boyfriend her boyfriend John O'Keefe
00:48:46at 30 through Fairview in Canton Massachusetts 34th have you in Canton
00:48:51Mass she says the flagpole on the right left hand side
00:48:55she says she didn't do it she was drinking all night with a big group of
00:48:59cops she says the cops did it and covered it up and are blaming her and
00:49:04chaos has ensued it was declared a mistrial a couple months ago she's now
00:49:09going back on trial on April 1st and the entire thing is Massachusetts in a
00:49:14microcosm it's fucking drunk white trash Massachusetts like you read about what
00:49:21are your initial thoughts there's just thoughts that I like how there's
00:49:23something there's so many moving parts to it and the story keeps developing
00:49:27there's so many things like you know I mean at the end of the day yes she did
00:49:30run him over I know she did but I think it's just her it's the same thing as
00:49:33OJ like you know it's just like trying to get it's privileged people trying to
00:49:37get out of things that they did that you know I don't even think they're
00:49:39privileged I think it's literally I think that everyone both sides were so
00:49:43shit-faced and so drunk they're just drunk they actually don't remember
00:49:46what happened from fucking Boston like she said a line in the beginning she's
00:49:49like this is what people do in Canton they drink in the little hamlets and
00:49:53then they drive home and they're not worried about getting pulled over
00:49:55because it's all their friends that's what Massachusetts is yeah people drink
00:49:59in these shitty rundown nothing Irish bars that are empty they get drunk they
00:50:05drive home they're not worried about fucking getting pulled over and that's
00:50:08that and I think they were all so drunk that truly no one knows what happened
00:50:12like I think they don't remember so they're all trying to piece shit
00:50:15together as it's as it's happening I agree so there's a level of confusion
00:50:19there a dizzying a dizzying stirring effect of like yeah what's going on I
00:50:26just enjoy there's so many things going on so many layers all the cops there's
00:50:29now doubt like there's a check if he shows Google's reports the mr. mystery
00:50:35with the girl with how let's break it down so one cop that house that they
00:50:38were in the Alberts house that's where allegedly he went into the house the
00:50:43Karen says that he went into the house when they got back from the bar they
00:50:46went back to our he went into the house and never came out and she drove away
00:50:49she was waiting for him to leave waiting for him to come out safe they were
00:50:52welcome there or not and then she's got her fed up and she left that's her this
00:50:54is that this is at 2 in the morning during a blizzard yeah so then what
00:50:59happened is he shows up at 4 like 3 30 in the morning dead on the front lawn
00:51:02and no one knows how Karen claims that she left and they killed him in the
00:51:07house in the basement they're saying and then there was now there's he's trying
00:51:11out how what it might have happened in the house they said maybe dog marks so
00:51:15they look like dog bites on his arm they had a dog they got rid of the dog
00:51:18which is shady shady as fuck and the basement all basement where all the
00:51:23blood would have been they completely renovated the basement floor before the
00:51:26cops could get there and you know what else is shady the guy whose house they
00:51:28were his cop is a cop who's a cop somehow didn't even leave his house as
00:51:32people were as they were investigating a dead body on his front and the white of
00:51:36the girlfriend screaming on the front steps then this is a cop a big cop in
00:51:40town and it's sickly he's got we didn't hear because of the winds like there's
00:51:42there's no way in here this woman's screaming at the top of her lungs and on
00:51:45your front yard your house is fucking a regular size house not you're not in a
00:51:48mansion bitch and then the and then the other cop destroyed his phone then I
00:51:53cut straight his phone so yes it's there's all signs leading to that this
00:51:56her being set up her taillight the big thing is her back left taillight back
00:52:00right tail a hair was stuck to the bumper and went 60 miles and they said
00:52:04and the hair there so no one knows what the fuck happens and then he was on the
00:52:07other side of the other thing like I said I think everyone was so drunk and
00:52:10that's just what it was but it's it's like gross to me to watch these people
00:52:16like defend Karen Reid like all these but it is funny like they're literally
00:52:20tailgating the trial Karen Reid knows missing probably is she our age or she
00:52:25younger ang no Karen Reid is Karen Reid is probably like early 40s hey Siri how
00:52:32old is Karen Reid I'd say she's probably like 41
00:52:37it doesn't matter she's a probably like 41 do you think she's guilty yeah she's
00:52:4640 she's my job so Karen Reid is 45 so she's your age she was a hung jury
00:52:54because half of who can decide I'm so doing a mistrial it's April 1st is
00:52:58starting I'm excited I'm hoping that by the time we get there for April 17th is
00:53:01our live show because I'm driving over there I believe said it's not far I can
00:53:05drive there 25 minutes yeah I'm gonna rent a car and I'm gonna drive to 34
00:53:12Fairview I want to lay on the ground take a selfie in the front lot but he
00:53:16said it's that's morbid you can't do that it's disrespectful but if you want
00:53:20to come along and take the picture I guess but the thing is about this trial
00:53:23is they were fighting like horrifically before this all happened and I guess
00:53:27Karen text messages came out that she was flirting and trying to fuck one of
00:53:32the other police yeah she was involved so there was motive there for that other
00:53:36police officer to kill John O'Keefe her pussy ain't that good to kill someone
00:53:41now but you she looks like she's like she's got that she's a trash bag like
00:53:45she can probably fuck I thought to say that she probably has the gorilla grip
00:53:49she got that gorilla grip I don't know I think that everyone involved is a
00:53:53scumbag and it's sad anyway this is how the hearing she's guilty the hearings
00:53:58will be going on hopefully we're gonna show and I would like to go outside now
00:54:01everyone in there every time every time the every day of court they're all the
00:54:05Karen Reed heads are outside I'm glad you're the Reed heads yeah the other
00:54:08doing the spring so come on can be outside in the lawn chairs and and have
00:54:11their signs and they wear pink we wear pink we love you Karen yeah yeah oh the
00:54:17best was when she got to the back of the back of the car and this woman goes she
00:54:21goes hang hang in there sweetheart she goes you're gonna be fine hang in oh
00:54:25yeah yeah with you and then she acted like she doesn't Karen don't worry
00:54:30care don't worry Karen she I sent you a video of Karen of Renee Reed yeah do it
00:54:35I'm sorry Renee um here it is Renee Rosé that's Renee Rosé
00:54:42she's the icon of the whole of the whole thing so they said they said you're not
00:54:45allowed to wear anything any merch it says Karen versus whatever so Renee
00:54:49Rosé you wouldn't catch me dead in front of a courthouse doing that you're not
00:54:53gonna come with me and do this that is absolutely that's why we're doing it
00:54:57that is so a bit like I feel embarrassed you were those women but you
00:55:01don't want to do that with me I'll go check it out but I'm not gonna like
00:55:04you're not wearing pink and hanging out I don't support Karen Reed Karen Reed
00:55:07killed John O'Keefe I don't support so you're gonna stay on the other why don't
00:55:10you stay on the opposite side of the road and I'll be on that fight well
00:55:14getting a fight I'll wear I'll dress up like Renee Rosé Oh God and I'll just
00:55:18look like Renee Graziano and we'll go at it yeah it's it's truly it's like
00:55:22embarrassing all these women like what are you doing during the day that allows
00:55:26they don't have the facts either like they don't have the facts they don't
00:55:30know anything they just have a gut feeling that the dolls fucking drunk
00:55:33from can didn't kill her husband her boyfriend do you think your mom ever
00:55:37hooked up with anyone from Canton my mom yeah no what then tell me what someone
00:55:41can't what is it what is your gaze and can go on set your grinder to can
00:55:45masses you let me see who pops up all right good idea I'm gonna see what kind
00:55:48of they're in oh excuse me kind of are in the can imagine we see that we see
00:55:53the police chief I catfish him so they can is like a small town it's near dad
00:55:58um dude and it's like every other town in Massachusetts it's just it's your
00:56:02town nicer yeah it used to be called can you know
00:56:06need um dude can't win can't and is what we called it well I'm excited to go
00:56:10there and visit and apparently there's a by the courthouse there is a great
00:56:14sandwich shop that I'm having to visit my friends actually want a sandwich shop
00:56:17in Canton before was it called fresh can't remember can't NMA Norfolk County
00:56:23that's my county what's the name of the sandwich shop by the courthouse in
00:56:28Canton question mark let's say what do we got yeah can't not promising in terms
00:56:34of a gay scene let me see I'm gonna say I haven't been on the algorithm in years
00:56:37I see one grinder all the time I don't know how to tell it if I wanted to yeah
00:56:43there's nothing here this guy says hung let me see I don't want you going
00:56:47through my fucking grinder but here I've seen your peach good deal before she's a
00:56:53stand-up comedian don't unlock don't play right she's a playwright she likes
00:57:00naps pop music and and college kids imagine we saw Karen on there what do you
00:57:07think then you think that you think she's guilty or you didn't watch I don't
00:57:12know that's literally it's not great so your overall opinion is what that you
00:57:18my overall opinion is I think she did it yeah I think she talked to her drunk I
00:57:23think they and then he stumbled into the corner of the yard I think they thought
00:57:26they fucked with the body or something I think like she did it and they said oh
00:57:30we can really get her now and like and did something shady like I think she
00:57:33didn't hit him and like drove away but then they dragged his body like on the
00:57:36thing and like made it more dramatic I think both parties were at fault I think
00:57:40everyone should go to prison that's what I think I think they're both all
00:57:44guilty I think that I think that they're so drunk they don't remember what
00:57:48happened but I think that Karen accidentally backed into him in the car
00:57:52probably didn't notice and then he was so drunk he was stumbling around the
00:57:55yard fell over and then then they saw it and they went out there and they did
00:58:00said oh fuck we can't be involved in this let's let's Jimmy up the evidence
00:58:04here got a little bit more evidence throw some lights on there do whatever
00:58:07to make sure fresh if you're gonna be if you're gonna carry the Karen Reid case
00:58:11and you're hanging out the court to the court go to cafe fresh bagel it's in
00:58:16denim yeah so that's what I think happen is denim denim denim that's where cafe
00:58:23fresh is if we're watching every fresh I'm gonna be outside the courthouse I
00:58:27would like a big tray of bacon egg and cheeses for the she's gonna be found it
00:58:31she's gonna be found innocent too if you have there's a reasonable that if
00:58:36to court now if they get if it gets a mistrial again it's out of it I think
00:58:40it's done how many times can you mistrial the problem is the cops can't
00:58:44definitively say what happened because they fucked with the evidence in order
00:58:48to make it more obvious that she was the one that did it so they're guilty by by
00:58:54bolstering up this evidence and making it more obvious trying to look like a
00:58:57like it was her so even though they didn't kill him they fucked with the
00:59:01evidence so they can't say anything she can't say no legal limit it's like they
00:59:05could do they could do it as many times they need to so she's gonna be your life
00:59:08is you're still living in prison like we're wondering if you're gonna be
00:59:11prison the rest of life worrying of the rest yeah but she's gonna be innocent
00:59:14but how do you even find a juror who in Massachusetts who doesn't know like how
00:59:20did I don't get about all these cases now they're so public that I don't get
00:59:23how you find a journey or unbiased a jury that's why we took so long to get
00:59:27to the next one because they have to find people and it's like nobody's
00:59:29really giving up their phones like during the whole and then once I ask you
00:59:32if you write about the case you're gonna Google it and then know about it exactly
00:59:36like they can't fucking lock you up as a juror the family doesn't like her either
00:59:40like the whole family is like fuck this bitch side note 91% of those cops I
00:59:48would hook up with I yeah they're all your type and up and one of them one of
00:59:54the lawyers which which we're not the main lawyer that talks to the other one
00:59:57yeah I knew that you know things heavy he's he's a little too Metro for you the
01:00:03first one yeah he's just not he looks he reminds me of Regis Philbin oh I love
01:00:07reach I had to meet a few times oh I met him at the gym him enjoy I love Regis he
01:00:12raised me yeah Karen Reed you don't fuck it I'll go to the trial with you should
01:00:17we make it about should we hand out free tickets to Karen Reed supporters at her
01:00:22trial to our show the day before yeah we'll go on Wednesday should we bark at
01:00:26the Karen at the Karen Reed trial I hope it's in session I think they take they
01:00:30take court every day though every week like like work days about the time money
01:00:33through Friday cuz they're April 1st they start it's an April fools I don't
01:00:37know when it starts yeah April 1st the trial starts April 1st it's a week one
01:00:42one week away Karen Reed would you dress as a you'd just wear straight-up pink
01:00:48I'm dressing as Karen Reed and you're just oh that guy it's our Halloween
01:00:54costume why yeah shout out shout out the people of can't and mass I have a new
01:01:01show I'm watching what is it it is so good speaking of that if you're tired of
01:01:05all this it's your inter-race and interracial sex I'm inter intermittent
01:01:09fasting intermittent fast no inter inter family sex oh I'm murderers
01:01:14murderers murder Karen all these things I know the Drew Carver is one of my
01:01:22favorite actors is it yeah he was in the other two and he's just okay I love
01:01:29after everything he's in attending touches it's like my favorite thing ever
01:01:32so I saw he's in this new show that's not too new it came out this year called
01:01:37running point stars Kate Hudson which I love the basketball show yeah I watched
01:01:42that okay I've never seen it before so I saw it so I started watching I saw a
01:01:45clip of him and like fighting this boy oh it's so good and um and what's the
01:01:50name song is in it Brenda song is in it Drew Carver
01:01:54Chet Hanks is in it Tom Hanks is a son and it is such a good show many Kaelin
01:01:58produces it it is such a fun it's hilarious like you know I don't care
01:02:02about basketball but it's like it's such a great show such a heartwarming lovely
01:02:06show and it has a little bit of everything it's family it's drama it's
01:02:09loosely baked it's loosely based on like the West family like who runs the Lakers
01:02:14and owns Lakers yeah that kind of that kind of thing it's hilarious yeah like a
01:02:18feel-good great show watch a running point on Netflix and tell him Joey
01:02:24Sancho because you're gonna like what you see I guarantee you know it's funny
01:02:26to think like crazy to think about like ten years ago all these major actors and
01:02:30actresses would have never done a sitcom are they and they would have never done
01:02:34like oh a show for Amazon or Netflix no no no and now it's like that's what if
01:02:40you go on Amazon or Netflix or anything and you click through you'll see the
01:02:43biggest actors doing show it's gonna move they're just never even promoted
01:02:46also what shows are even like cable anymore it's sports that's it sports is
01:02:51slowly migrating to him but like this dude if any cable channels that like
01:02:54this show is like primarily on cable what's it called but that's still max
01:02:59though it's like a Game of Thrones but that was that was still max but that's
01:03:01not cable that's a good pay you got to pay for HBO yeah what shows were cable
01:03:05before they were big oh like all the main like for a CBS ABC like AMC did a
01:03:11lot FX Breaking Bad oh I guess American Horror Story yeah yeah but like that one
01:03:18like Breaking Bad was on AMC and like what it's all like the Chicago PDs and
01:03:23then like yeah there's no like there's no big shows like that no no one's
01:03:28watching this is that's for senior citizens and I had turn on don't have an
01:03:31app what's the thing what's the Cowboy show with Kevin Costner that's that's
01:03:35that's Paramount Plus oh so that's not even on regular Yellowstone yeah
01:03:40Yellowstone yeah yeah I guess you're right yeah there's like nothing that's
01:03:42on cable anymore what's the new way that's like no one's going to the movie
01:03:45anymore you want to get shot at no thank you yeah it's funny because remember
01:03:48when all this came out and everyone was like oh it's great you just pay for the
01:03:51subscription there's no commercials now what's happened is all of these services
01:03:54there are commercials within it so they've slowly morphed this pay tip for
01:04:00programming it's now now Netflix is its own cable prime is its own cable
01:04:04everything has commercials and the cost adds up to the same cost as cable it's
01:04:09nuts but the show is great running point yeah check that out and it's you know
01:04:14it's LGBTQ friendly and Drew Carver yes Drew Tarver I'm sorry
01:04:18Drew Tarver if you're watching I know you're I know you're a fan or I'm sure
01:04:21there's some gays that know him on the show please come on our show we would
01:04:24love to have you I love you and everything you do I'd love to have my
01:04:27photo on Instagram he's he is very we're starting something called fuckboy
01:04:30Friday's here yes and I've been Ivan I've been trying to get this going for
01:04:34a while basically we're just gonna bring on hot guys from tick-tock that we're
01:04:37gonna objectify and I thought it was fat cock Friday it could be if we could
01:04:41switch it up depending on by ways of it yeah but I have one in mind that we've
01:04:46had our eye on for a while now are you talking about our sweet sweet Greg no
01:04:49who I'm talking about Grayson oh that's what I'm talking about Grayson yeah
01:04:56yeah Grace have you talked to him yet have you invited her on I invited her on
01:05:00she's supposed to come the 24th is that this is that today that's in today yeah
01:05:03that's today he was supposed to come today okay well we'll push that to
01:05:08Wednesday maybe you can come Wednesday I'm sure he's um but we should have you
01:05:11know some some hotties on we sort of objectify hot guys that's all we're
01:05:14doing here and then you have a platform I mean we've been given this platform
01:05:18yes you might use it maybe Trisha got a date maybe I'll get a good reservation
01:05:24somewhere yeah maybe I'll get a handyman to come over and you know and
01:05:29help me around the house I do need to I need to do with some landscaping on my
01:05:32on your dad my Juliet balcony under Juliet oh speaking of which it's just a
01:05:37Juliet no it's not you had a Juliet that shit I used to live in with that
01:05:40cheater ah here we go don't even get me going on the rage that I was I felt your
01:05:45rage I Pat I let Pat unleash his rage on me I held back I that was like it from
01:05:50what I was going through in my head which was like a 10 I only gave you like
01:05:54a three or four and how upset I was he was very upset you handled it very did
01:05:59you walk did you see them walking are you when you see them walking you know
01:06:01what you're gonna say I don't want to get you don't have a hand I don't want
01:06:05to get too into it let's just say let's just say there's a plan in place if she
01:06:14ever runs into her ex with a new boyfriend she has just a hand gesture
01:06:18and a saying it's just you know you just want to kind of warn people you put
01:06:24you also don't want to fuck up your karma you've already done that mom oh I
01:06:28guess so please buy tickets to Boston please are we sold out yet I don't think
01:06:33so we've never not sold out to laugh Boston so if we don't sell we're not
01:06:37coming exact we got to keep it going laugh Boston now she will turn out we
01:06:40have an opener as well who's the opener Ryan O'Grady yes Ryan O'Grady will be
01:06:45doing muscles gonna be push-ups on the stage exactly any final thoughts final
01:06:50thoughts are the takeaways mom mafia if you have any advice for me as a
01:06:57struggling mother with a dog with severe seasonal allergies please let me know if
01:07:02you know how Pat can start clean eating if you know how I if you know how I can
01:07:08fix my late-night cravings yeah and you have as always anyone who's right get
01:07:13some good plus-size stretch clothing yeah let me know but yeah buy tickets at
01:07:17now she will turn calm Vinny's involved in some drama as a legal drama at work
01:07:21we're not oh god I would love to talk about just know just keep me keep your
01:07:25eye on Morrisville sports this week because I think Vinny might be coming up
01:07:28and having her a moment I believe she's a little hot water legal I'm gonna let
01:07:32can we just talk no I want to talk about it I want to I want to sound the open
01:07:38that we could do it I don't want to like preemptively go after him I don't want
01:07:41to talk about it not go after him so what happened was Vinny hooked up with
01:07:44live event Lisa they got caught free trip pre transition they'll find out
01:07:51next episode we'll find out next episode national tour.com of you all
01:07:54thank you