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00:00Oh, man. Tax season's here already? I'd rather kill myself than see another W-2 again.
00:07Whoa there, buddy. Don't let taxes bring you down. Because once you use EasyTax,
00:12tax time means relax time. Free, easy, and guaranteed awesome.
00:18Free? Are you for real?
00:20Why don't you read the fine print?
00:23EasyTax money, free edition only. Roughly 37% of filers qualify. Simple form 1040, returns only,
00:31blah blah blah. No clue what that means, but it is free, right?
00:36Uh, keep reading.
00:40A $140 million class action lawsuit requires us to display the disclaimer on screen because
00:47requires us to display the disclaimer on screen because sometimes we say things are free,
00:52but they're actually not. At this point, I'll pay the fee just to never have to read again.
00:57That's the spirit. Crack open that laptop like it's a beer at a Sunday barbecue, sit back,
01:02relax, and pay us. We'll make sure the government stole just the right amount of money from you.
01:08Awesome. Guaranteed. Taxes, easy peasy.
01:14Done. That was easy.
01:16Whoa there, bucko. You're almost done. Just one last little surcharge for being alive.
01:22Excuse me?
01:23That's right. As long as you live, you're going to pay taxes. Unless...
01:27Unless what?
01:29Let us kill you, Peter. It's the only way out.
01:32I don't know about that.
01:34Well, you were pretty sure about it when you walked in the door, pal.
01:37Come on, Peter, let us kill you.
01:41What's happening? I don't want to play this game anymore.
01:44Do it, Peter. Death in taxes isn't just an old adage.
01:48Keep on living and pay the price or let us kill you.
01:51No, I want my mommy. She never had to do any taxes online. I just want someone to do this for me.
01:58Well, you could leave the country, change your name,
02:00and live in the park with your bird friends like the pigeon lady from Home Alone.
02:05Anything but that.
02:06Feel the wrath of 1099. W2. C3PO.
02:14It hurts! Make it stop!
02:24File with EasyTax. Would you rather die than do your taxes?