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00:00You guys drinkin' tonight? Y'all havin' drinks?
00:02Yeah?
00:02Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:05Good.
00:07But be careful, right? You gotta be careful.
00:08Especially if you're mixin' your drinks, right?
00:10You gotta be careful.
00:11You gotta do it in the right order, right?
00:13That's why we as a society have come up with clever little rhymes
00:17to help us keep it straight so we don't get sick, right?
00:20Like beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.
00:23Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
00:25Helpful rhymes to help us navigate the night, right?
00:29Keep things straight.
00:30Of course, there's more to the rhyme. We know that, right?
00:33Beer before cider, awaken the spider.
00:38Right?
00:39Cider before beer, no spiders appear.
00:43We know that, but it's just helpful to remember.
00:45We wanna do the night right, right?
00:47Keep things smooth, right?
00:51Right?
00:52Beer before rum, the spider will come.
00:55Yes, he will. He will.
00:59Rum before beer, the spider not here.
01:01It's easy. It's just helpful.
01:04You know, you just keep it straight. Have a good night.
01:06Safe night.
01:07Beer before wine, it's spider time.
01:12The point is, you gotta drink beer last
01:14unless you wanna meet a little someone I like to call the spider.
01:22There you go.