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00:00I drive a Tesla, I didn't know, I didn't know I've had my Tesla for years, I didn't know I had to
00:09look up the head of the company. Before that I had a Prius, I never looked up Dr. Toyota.
00:17Whatever he does in the comfort of his own home, that's his business,
00:21he don't be on CNN giving speeches. I don't know what he's up to.
00:30The other day somebody egged my Tesla. That wasn't for me, that was for Elon.
00:37I didn't cut anybody off. Now I gotta clean it up, Elon ain't gonna come clean this up.
00:46It's messed up, eggs are expensive, you know how expensive eggs are right now?
00:51Some rich person mad at me.
00:55I didn't do it.