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00:00Hello, love.
00:01Christoph is a Viking berserker who believes the reason for exercise is violence, and nothing
00:08more.
00:09He performs the role of the coach.
00:11Although he conflates exercise with violence, ultimately his heart is in the right place.
00:18Who else to play a pure, unadulterated Viking?
00:21Very big, very strong.
00:23It's Troy Baker.
00:26You're forced to crane your neck upwards as you try to take in the entirety of the blonde
00:33Viking towering over you.
00:35He stares down at you, cutting a truly intimidating figure.
00:47He says nothing for several minutes.
00:50You begin to wonder if perhaps your cross-trainer is broken.
00:57Indeed, I am big, brazen, and bodacious.
01:26I am positive I have a body, and I am positive that everything about my body is positive.
01:36Godlike, truly.
01:39Yes, body positivity.
01:43I understand.
01:51Of course I do.
01:53What I would do otherwise would be illogical.
01:58Are you accusing me of being illogical?
02:04You refute my accusation.
02:10The surge of violence within me.
02:14Come to me at this place with your weapon.
02:17Next we meet, and glory shall be mine!

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