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00:00Since Cookie Monster has made his talent into a model,
00:05He asked,
00:07Who is Cookie Monster? Is it you?
00:10It's you!
00:12I hope he didn't steal your mouth.
00:14He said to the camera,
00:15Who is Cookie Monster? Is it you?
00:18Repeat that line.
00:20But Cookie Monster will become more handsome.
00:24Who is Cookie Monster? Is it you?
00:27Actually,
00:29You don't have to ask.
00:30It's you, Cookie Monster.
00:33Suddenly, Cookie Monster will become you.
00:36What will happen?
00:38Cookie Monster will become more handsome and become a model.
00:42It's me, Cookie Monster.
00:44It's you, Cookie Monster.
00:45But who is Cookie Monster?
00:47It's you, Cookie Monster.
00:48It's Lassie.
00:49It's you, Cookie Monster.
00:50It's you, Cookie Monster.
00:51Cookie Monster is your friend. You don't know him.
00:55Do you know Cookie Monster? He's one of my magicians.
00:59Brad Pitt?
01:00Yes.
01:01Are you Brad Pitt?
01:02Yes, I'm Brad Pitt.
01:03This is my best friend,
01:05The crush of the town,
01:07Cookie Monster.
01:08She's so beautiful.
01:11It's her.
01:12It's not her.
01:15She's so pretty. She's so Latina.
01:19What kind of breed is this?
01:21Spanish.
01:22Spanish breed?
01:23Spanish breed.
01:24I mean Spanish breed.
01:25Her cousin is French. French breed.
01:28You're so good. You're one of the Cookies.
01:31She's so beautiful.
01:32She's so beautiful.
01:33Quickly, show me who you are, Cookie Monster.
01:38Stop it.
01:39Why?
01:40She's so poor.
01:44Don't make my friend suffer.
01:46What's your challenge to her?
01:48She just walked.
01:49What's your challenge, Mag?
01:51She's so beautiful.
01:52Do it.
01:53She's so beautiful.
01:55Stop it.
01:56Why?
01:57It's so challenging.
02:00No.
02:01It's true.
02:02There's a prema to get.
02:03She's so beautiful.
02:04You're crazy.
02:06If it's just a joke, don't make it a prema.
02:09Hey, it's just a dream.
02:10We've done a lot.
02:11We've done a lot.
02:12We've done a lot.
02:13Listen to her.
02:14Listen to her voice.
02:15It's her dream, this challenge.
02:16Listen to her voice.
02:17It's a dream.
02:18I'm not beautiful.
02:19I'm really beautiful.
02:21Of course.
02:23Let's go.
02:34Cookie Monster is not only beautiful.
02:36What?
02:37He used to be a street gay.
02:38Now, he's a street boy's boyfriend.
02:40He can fling.
02:41Right?
02:42Let's go.
02:43Let's go.
02:45Alarm.
02:52Hey.
02:53Hey.
02:54Let's go.
02:59Like that?
03:01You can't do it.
03:03Me too.
03:06Let's go.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Oh!
03:21Why?
03:22Wow!
03:23Wow!
03:24It's like it fell down the stairs.
03:27You can't do that.
03:29Oh!
03:30You can't do that.
03:35I can do that.
03:36Even if you have a full stomach?
03:40Open your mouth.
03:42Open your mouth.
03:43Is there a hole?
03:44It's even torn.
03:46You know what it's like.
03:47Yes.
03:48The one who can't swallow, the one who can't spit,
03:51The one who can't spit and the one with a lower lip.
03:55What's his name?
03:56Venu?
03:57What?
03:58Venu?
03:59Did you forget?
04:00Huh?
04:01Did you forget his job?
04:02What's his job?
04:03Oh!
04:04He's feeding pigs.
04:05You can't do that.
04:06I've been training you for a long time,
04:09for these things,
04:10and you're still not able to study.
04:12I can do that, ma'am!
04:14Oh, she can!
04:15Really?
04:16Really? Show them that you're a dancer now.
04:20Thank you so much for promoting the old model, Charing.
04:25That's not her!
04:27That's not her!
04:28That's her father.
04:30He overshadowed her.
04:31In her first iTunes account.
04:34Go!
04:36Let's go!
04:46Yay!
04:49Like that!
04:50Did you see that?
04:51The gagamba came out.
04:53That's the magic.
04:56You can't do that!
04:57You can't do that!
04:58I can do that!
05:01She said she can do it!
05:04She said she can do it!
05:08She said she can do it!
05:10Hey!
05:11My face is going to explode!
05:13Okay, let's see if you can do that.
05:16That's so easy.
05:18Nothing.
05:20Alarm!
05:33Why?
05:34The music is over.
05:37What you're applying here is imagination.
05:39You're a barker.
05:41Not a barker.
05:42He's calling someone.
05:43He's calling someone.
05:44The barker is longer than the dancer.
05:48The time is running out.
05:51The kids have been watching for 3 minutes.
05:53One more.
05:54Let's show them a variation.
05:56Music!
05:57Alarm!
06:01There she is!
06:09Why?
06:13You can't do that!
06:18You can't do that!
06:19You can't do that!
06:21That's a headstand.
06:23Let's close the fair.
06:24Let's have a parlor.
06:28But we're going to make the fair a parlor.
06:31But in the middle of everything,
06:33Cookie Monster has a realization.
06:37Come here.
06:38He or you.
06:40Show him the movie.
06:43In our movie, there's Cookie.
06:45There's Cookie.
06:46This is Cookie.
06:47He's her best friend.
06:48I can't think of anything.
06:51He's a human.
06:52He's a human.
06:54Do you want to have an exhibition?
06:57Let's go there.
07:01But there's Merlin.
07:03Is that how you look?
07:04You're just a light chip.
07:06Why?
07:07That's how light chips are.
07:08If it's cooked, you poke it with a toothpick.
07:12If it's cooked, you poke it with a toothpick.
07:17He's beautiful.
07:18Cookie Monster is beautiful.
07:21If you like me,
07:22notice that I'm eye candy.
07:25Eye candy?
07:26Eye candy?
07:27What kind of candy is that?
07:29But I don't want to be the center of attraction
07:31because I'm low-key and nonchalant.
07:35That's why
07:37Merlin's mouth agreed
07:39because Cookie Monster is against it.
07:42He'll get mad.
07:44You're just a light chip.
07:47You don't listen to what I want.
07:50I'm the owner of the fairy.
07:53Mommy.
07:54Huh?
07:55Mommy.
07:56Oh my.
07:58You're the owner of me.
08:01I'm in love with enchantment.
08:05I don't know what happened.
08:07I just found out that we have a child like this
08:09after they threw salt at me.
08:13It's gone?
08:15Forgive me.
08:21Forgive me.
08:22Why?
08:24Why?
08:25I fell in love with you.
08:28What did I do? Did you hit me?
08:31It's gone.
08:33It's gone.
08:36It's delicious.
08:37And because you threw salt at me,
08:39it's a tie.
08:42It's a tie.
08:43It's a tie.
08:46Call Sian.
08:47Why?
08:49It's a tie.
08:50Why?
08:51Call Sian and Jackie.
08:52There you go.
08:54There you go.
08:55There you go.
08:56Why did we get a tie here?
08:58Why?
08:59Later.
09:00Later.
09:01Come here.
09:02Wait.
09:03Why?
09:04Why?
09:05You're like this.
09:06Did you miss me?
09:07Did you miss me?
09:10Again.
09:13It's a tie, right?
09:14Yay.
09:15Wait.
09:16What level will the kids continue to reach, Jackie?
09:19Level A.
09:21Right?
09:22You're level A.
09:23Level Wajoso.
09:26Over there.
09:27We're here.
09:28We're dangerous here.
09:29Why?
09:30You're tall.
09:31I was calling.
09:32I have no agenda.
09:37I'll punish you all.
09:40You're short.
09:41You're short.
09:43I'll get my revenge today.
09:45You know, we can still discuss this.
09:47Don't include all the punishment.
09:49I'll get my revenge.
09:50Why did you get a tie?
09:51Leave.
09:53It's a tie.
09:54Let's do it together.
09:56Hey!
09:58Wow, juicy.
10:00This is a Bolivar.
10:05Wait a minute!
10:06Yes?
10:07A while ago, a lot was happening, a lot was being done,
10:09and you didn't do anything.
10:11I was the one who started it.
10:12There's no challenge?
10:14Everyone is just standing there, and you didn't do anything?
10:17I was the one who posted it on Payaria.
10:19Merlyn, he's my best friend.
10:21He's my best friend.
10:22Who is he?
10:23He's Pet Malou.
10:25I'm Pet Malou?
10:27Pet Malou?
10:28Yes.
10:29Pet Malou?
10:30Why don't you call him Puet Malou?
10:37I'll think of a punishment.
10:38You all will have a hard time.
10:40Why?
10:41What's so hard?
10:44Merlyn.
10:45Read it for me.
10:46Okay, let's do it like this.
10:48Let's play a game.
10:50Punishment, right?
10:51What kind of game is this?
10:52Whoever can't shoot in the ring will be punished.
10:56What do you mean, shoot in the ring?
10:57There!
11:00We'll get rings, and we'll shoot like that.
11:05They will be given five rings.
11:08If you want to do that, you'll have to follow me.
11:11But just like what you said,
11:12whoever can't shoot in the ring will be punished.
11:17Wait a minute.
11:18What kind of punishment is that?
11:19I'm getting nervous.
11:20Punishment?
11:21We might not be able to do it.
11:24You'll be punished with regret.
11:26You'll be punished with trauma for the rest of your life.
11:29What?
11:31What's that?
11:32I'll send you a picture of him.
11:35Don't!
11:36Why?
11:37That's traumatic.
11:38I won't be able to sleep.
11:40That's why my family is also having a hard time.
11:44Open your eyes.
11:49Cocky Monster.
11:50Cocky?
11:52Cocky.
11:54That's DJ Cocky.
11:55He's really my type.
11:59Pet Baloo.
12:00Pet Baloo.
12:01Just walk.
12:06That's Brad Pitt.
12:08I'll go with Sari.
12:09Go, Sari!
12:12You go first.
12:15I'm getting nervous.
12:19Where's the camera?
12:20I'll go first.
12:29Two.
12:32Three.
12:34Marlene's face.
12:36Four.
12:39Five.
12:42And because of that,
12:44Oh my gosh, Marlene.
12:45You'll go there.
12:47What will I do?
12:48It's easy.
12:49What's the mechanics?
12:50Are you going to shoot?
12:52We don't know.
12:53What's the mechanics?
12:55What's the mechanics?
12:59Huh? Later?
13:01You go there.
13:03Hello?
13:04Me?
13:05Cocky Monster?
13:06Yes.
13:07It's Cocky Monster?
13:09You'll go with Cuckoo Monster.
13:10Cuckoo.
13:14You think it's easy?
13:15Two.
13:17Three.
13:19It's okay.
13:20You're safe.
13:21Don't teach me.
13:23You're safe.
13:24You're alone and you're teaching me.
13:26This is how you teach.
13:30Cuckoo Monster is safe.
13:31You're safe.
13:32You're safe.
13:33I'm safe.
13:34There are two left.
13:37Sarina.
13:41Sari King King.
13:42Sari King King.
13:45Wait.
13:46This is for luck.
13:50Okay.
13:51I'm ready, Marlene.
13:54This ring has a meaning.
13:55What does it mean?
13:57What is it?
13:58Whoever can wear this ring will be lucky in his or her career.
14:04But he or she will be unlucky in love.
14:06Marlene.
14:08I don't want it anymore.
14:09I want love.
14:11Do you want love?
14:13The question is, do you want it?
14:17Ouch.
14:18Marlene, I want love.
14:20What you're thinking won't work.
14:22As long as I'm here, you're the only one I love.
14:26Yes, mommy.
14:28She's the one who deserves love and not you.
14:30Because you're so cheap.
14:32You're so ugly.
14:34Right?
14:35You have a lot of wrinkles.
14:36You have a lot of wrinkles on your face.
14:38You don't look good with wrinkles.
14:40You can't sit with us.
14:41It's true.
14:43You're so pathetic.
14:46You're so…
14:47Is he ill?
14:48Yeah.
14:49She's Cinderella.
14:50Why?
14:51Why?
14:52Do your loved ones never disappear?
14:58Ouch.
14:59Do your loved ones never disappear from your life?
15:04Answer.
15:05Gulaman.
15:06Gulaman.
15:07Answer, gulaman.
15:09What's gulaman?
15:14You go first.
15:15Me?
15:16Red balloon.
15:17You can do something with this second one.
15:19Yes.
15:21Okay.
15:30Last.
15:31Last chance.
15:32Last.
15:33Last chance.
15:35You go there.
15:37You go there.
15:38It's hard.
15:40Here it is.
15:42Use it.
15:44Go.
15:45Remember, Bong.
15:46If you don't go there, you're not handsome.
15:50You're here, right?
15:51You're handsome.
15:52It's okay.
15:54It's okay to be ugly.
16:03Just three.
16:04Last two.
16:08Last one.
16:09Last one.
16:12You go there.
16:13You're handsome.
16:14You're handsome.
16:15We're handsome.
16:16Yes.
16:17We're handsome.
16:18We're good at Cookie Monster.
16:20Yes.
16:21The good ones are good.
16:22Because…
16:23You go first.
16:25You go first.
16:26You go first.
16:27You go first.
16:28I have a period.
16:30You go first.
16:32Boys Ganda!
16:33Boys Ganda!
16:35There's a cheer.
16:36Boys Ganda!
16:37Boys Ganda!
16:38You have to do it.
16:39If not, our customers will leave.
16:42Show me who you are.
16:43Where do you want to go?
16:44To handsome and beautiful or to…
16:50Where?
16:51Huh?
16:52I don't know.
16:54Hey!
16:55It's not soft.
16:57What's that?
16:58Why did you stop?
17:05Head.
17:06Foot to head.
17:09Hey!
17:10Why did you stop?
17:11You go first.
17:12It's just an hour.
17:13Huh?
17:14Huh?
17:15He won.
17:16He won.
17:17He's brave.
17:18He just won.
17:19Mother, you can do it.
17:20Mother.
17:21You can do it.
17:22You can do it, father.
17:23You go first.
17:25Oh!
17:26Hey!
17:31Hey!
17:32Hey!
17:33Hey!
17:34Hey!
17:35Hey!
17:36Hey!
17:37Hey!
17:38Hey!
17:39Hey!
17:40You're not good enough.
17:41Wait.
17:42What?
17:43You're really good at shooting.
17:48I told you to try.
17:50That's how you should do it.
17:51You should pass through the fence.
17:52That's how.
17:53You should pass through.
17:54Siding, siding.
17:55Siding.
17:56That's what Amipel taught us.
17:57Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:59Let's play another game.
18:00That's it.
18:01That's it.
18:02What are you doing?
18:03What's that?
18:04You might get punished.
18:05They might need to…
18:06Go to the hole.
18:07Go here.
18:08What's the punishment?
18:09Don't rush.
18:10I'll surprise you.
18:11Come here.
18:12There.
18:13Put your face here.
18:14Go to the back.
18:16Put your face here.
18:17Put your face here.
18:19Hurry up.
18:20Hurry up.