Aired (March 28, 2025): Malapit nang magbukas ang perya ni Vice, ngunit isang problema ang kinakaharap nila na kinakailangan nilang malutas bago mag-Sabado.
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00:00["Kuwento Siya, Kuwento Ako, Kuwento Han Kamin"]
00:30Hello, Estoria!
00:33I can't hear you, Estoria!
00:36Estoria! Estoria!
00:38Do you really want it?
00:40Estoria! Estoria!
00:42Okay.
00:46Our story continues.
00:52My love will make you appear, disappear, one up, one port, one port, one up, disappear, appear.
01:00Do you know how much my heart yearned for you?
01:05Yesterday, Member Lay prepared her people for the grand opening of Perya this Saturday.
01:12We also got to know the 80's starlet of Perya, Lady Ganda Gandahan.
01:17And she's still going strong in the Zumba.
01:23Oh my!
01:25Don't you have a plan?
01:301, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
01:33Don't you have a plan?
01:40Oh my!
01:41Oh my!
01:42You!
01:43Why?
01:44You!
01:46Huh?
01:47Annoying!
01:48Who?
01:49You!
01:50No!
01:52I told you!
01:55To you!
01:56You're good!
01:57You!
01:58No!
01:59I'll get you!
02:00Huh?
02:03You're good!
02:04That's why Member Lin is more excited for the grand opening of her Perya.
02:09Read.
02:14I like it.
02:15Do you like it?
02:17I like it.
02:19What do you like?
02:21I like it.
02:23Do you like it?
02:24Do you like it?
02:29I like it.
02:30Do you like it?
02:33I like it.
02:34Drink your medicine.
02:36Drink it.
02:38I'm sad.
02:39Why?
02:40There's still something missing in my Perya.
02:43I've been thinking about how to make my Perya beautiful
02:46before I continue to open it
02:48so that the kids will be happy when they come here again.
02:54I like it.
02:55Do you like it?
03:02I like it.
03:04Do you like it?
03:07I want to eat it.
03:09Me too.
03:14What do you call this?
03:16Cotton candy.
03:18You're not sure?
03:20What do you call this?
03:21Cotton candy.
03:22Cotton candy.
03:24What do you call this?
03:25Ah!
03:33You're blushing.
03:37You're like a girl.
03:41She's my old friend.
03:43Really?
03:44Right?
03:45Yes, Ma.
03:46If she's really your friend,
03:48you should smell her armpits.
03:52Smell her armpits.
03:58I don't think we're really friends.
04:01Smell her armpits.
04:02Smell her armpits.
04:03That's your best friend, right?
04:04I'll be embarrassed if I don't prove that we're friends.
04:08My employees might not follow me in my Perya.
04:11We're friends.
04:15Don't be surprised.
04:17Huh?
04:19Why?
04:20Is that a tickle or a fart?
04:24That's what a fart is like.
04:27It makes you feel like you're smoking.
04:30It makes you feel like you're smoking.
04:32But this is just a teaser.
04:33This is going back to the old Adnew.
04:37Do you still remember?
04:39When we were kids,
04:40we used to play smelly.
04:42What kind of smell is that?
04:45You're asking me what a fart smells like.
04:48Then I'll make you smell my armpits.
04:50Then you'll say,
04:52It smells like
04:54fart.
04:58Now,
05:00we're going to smell helmets.
05:05Motorcycle helmets.
05:08Huh?
05:10She's different.
05:11Why?
05:13Why does she have eyebrows?
05:15Huh?
05:16I've seen eyebrows.
05:17Amazing.
05:19Amazing.
05:23Raise it up.
05:25She's getting shy.
05:26She's getting shy.
05:28There's nothing wrong with that.
05:30Huh?
05:31Why?
05:33I can see the eyes of a storm.
05:34Huh?
05:35She's reaching the Philippine Area of Responsibility.
05:37Really?
05:39But it smells.
05:40It smells.
05:41It's enough that your armpits aren't white
05:43because your armpits aren't white.
05:45It needs to be even.
05:46Because if your armpits are white,
05:48we'll think that there's something wrong with it.
05:51There's nothing wrong with that.
05:53Your armpits are beautiful.
06:01What's up, people?
06:03What's up, people?
06:05Do you know what kulob is?
06:11Your armpits smell, best friend.
06:13Smell it.
06:14See? Even you're having a hard time.
06:17Your armpits smell, best friend.
06:18There's nothing wrong with your armpits.
06:19That's how it is, best friend.
06:21Oh!
06:22I have an idea.
06:23What is it, best friend?
06:24To be strong,
06:28when we open the Feria,
06:30all of you need to learn
06:33the I wanna dance with somebody dance step.
06:37Huh?
06:39That's mine.
06:40You're not supposed to play with that.
06:41Why?
06:42For jackpot price, it's 10,000 pesos.
06:44Where are you going to use it?
06:45Just like this.
06:48Just kidding.
06:49Best friend, I told you.
06:51I told you before that you're a dolphin.
06:53So that's what you're going to use?
06:55Oh!
06:57Yes!
06:58Oh!
06:59That's not a win.
07:00Why?
07:01You need to shoot.
07:02You need to shoot?
07:03You need to shoot the whole thing?
07:04You need to shoot?
07:05It's like this.
07:06I'm boarding first.
07:07Wow!
07:11Wow!
07:12I hope
07:15there's nothing.
07:16But that's not it.
07:17You need to learn
07:18the I wanna dance with somebody dance step.
07:20And that will be our opening
07:21for the opening of our Feria.
07:23Oh!
07:24Okay.
07:25It's easy.
07:26We just need to
07:27move our legs
07:28and our hips.
07:31The legs and hips
07:32need to be on the left.
07:34How's that?
07:35If you put the legs on the right,
07:37the hips are on the left.
07:41Oh!
07:43Put the legs on the right
07:45and the hips on the left.
07:48Oh!
07:49There's a story.
07:50One more.
07:51There needs to be a story.
07:52In hip-hop,
07:53there's a guy called.
07:55You need to be a guy.
07:56One, two, three, four.
07:58Oh!
07:59Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02We'll do it at the same time.
08:03We'll step on our feet.
08:07What?
08:08What's first?
08:09What's first?
08:10What's first?
08:13We'll step on our feet first.
08:14Okay.
08:15If you step on your left,
08:17the hips are on the right.
08:19Okay.
08:20Oh!
08:21Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25But two feet on one hip.
08:28Oh!
08:29Okay.
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Do you understand?
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38The body needs to fight.
08:39Five, four, three, two, one.
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Who is it?
09:23The one in pink.
09:24Looks like it came from my garage sale.
09:28Okay, okay.
09:295, 4, 3, 2, 1.
09:36Wrong step.
09:37Wrong step.
09:38Wrong step.
09:39Okay.
09:42Let's go, let's go.
09:445, 4, 3, 2, go.
09:53Just a little bit more.
09:54Go, go, go.
09:55Go, go, go.
09:59It's like you're getting a beautiful pillow next to you.
10:02Okay, let's go.
10:05Up, go.
10:16It's too beautiful.
10:17It needs a little touch of awkwardness.
10:21Okay, let's go.
10:225, 4, 3, go.
10:28Wait, wait, wait.
10:29It's like a different dance.
10:31Let's go back there.
10:33It's been a long time.
10:34Let's go back to 16 years ago.
10:38Who, who, who is eating?
10:40It needs a little awkwardness.
10:435, 4, 3, go.
10:45It needs a little awkwardness.
10:475, 4, 3, go.
10:53I'm getting sad.
10:54Why?
10:55Why?
10:56It's like they can't get that simple step.
10:59It needs a whole empire.
11:02And everyone who sees this needs to take a step.
11:05The whole country needs to dance to this song.
11:10Show them.
11:125, 4, 3, 2.
11:16Oh, I'm in love with somebody.
11:20I'm in love with somebody.
11:23It's crazy.
11:24I'm in love with somebody.
11:28With somebody who loves me.
11:32You're getting it.
11:34Let's see the dance of our Bellas.
11:375, 4, 3, go.
11:41Oh, I'm in love with somebody.
11:44Hey, hey, hey.
11:46I'm in love with somebody.
11:50It needs a little level of awkwardness.
11:54A little awkwardness.
11:56It's getting close.
11:58It's getting close.
11:59Go.
12:02Oh, I'm in love with somebody.
12:05Oh, I'm in love with somebody.
12:09She got it.
12:11Party.
12:22How are you doing today?
12:24How are you?
12:25Can you understand me?.
12:28My name is Darined.
12:30He said Mapapel.
12:34My name is Darend. How are you doing today?
12:37I'm doing really, really well.
12:38Tre-tre-tre bien.
12:39Sabat daw nang sabat doong sa train.
12:41Ano ba yon? Sino ba to?
12:43Ay, yan yung bagong nating ano. Bagong nating sir Carol dito.
12:47Sinayang ang mga panindan natin.
12:49O, kita mo yung mga panindan. Sumir ko.
12:51Sumir.
12:52Ipakita mo sa kanya yung sayaw.
12:565, 4, 3, 2.
13:08Ayan, kayo naman. Sabayin niya siya.
13:10Sabayin niya siya.
13:17Yabangan niya. Ilagay niyo ang kamay sa bewang.
13:21Lagay ang kamay sa bewang.
13:25Habang hinahawin yung buhok para sobrang latin.
13:34Si Chaka Ami, kuhakulin si Chaka Ami. May mamahal din e.
13:38Kuhang-kuha na ni Chaka Ami.
13:40Let's go Chaka Ami.
13:41Music.
13:46Ayan. Baliin mo pala kotit siya.
13:50Ihawin mo ang buhok.
13:54Parang kaya-kaya ng pinakamahusay na mananayaw ng tarlak.
13:57Ipakita mong sayaw.
13:59Go.
14:00Let's go.
14:05Last week, di yung asawa nung nagpapusin ng sayaw.
14:10Masaya na ako. Masaya na ako.
14:12Lalo na kung sabay-sabay tayo. Let's go.
14:25Kailangan makita ko ngayon lahat ginagawa na to sa TikTok.
14:31Let's go. Okay.
14:33Habang nagkakasiyahan sila, darating naman ng kauna-unang superstar niyang sa peryahan.
14:39Ang pinakagwapong nilalang, walang talent pero pinagpapantasyahan at pinakakabuluhan.
14:47Lahat sa kanya ay tititigat at nahuhumaling.
14:50Siya ay si Adonis. Pasok.
15:01Hala.
15:07Asan ni Adonis? Pumasok na ba?
15:10Hindi ko siya makita sa monitor.
15:13Eto na ako.
15:14Ayan na. Ayan na.
15:15Eto na ako.
15:18Huwag na natin harangan. Nag-adjust yung camera.
15:23Ayan na si Adonis.
15:24Hoy. Hoy.
15:27Huwag kayong magkagulo.
15:30Sandali lang.
15:31Nabibitin kami. Dapat magpakita pa siya ng katawan.
15:34Tamad ng people.
15:36Ibababa ang polo unti-unti.
15:41Sandali lang.
15:43Bakit?
15:44Oras na nga. Parang muling magbukas ang perya.
15:48Eto talaga ang esensya ng perya at circus.
15:52Yung magandong kakaibang nilalang.
15:54Yung mas mahaba yung bia sa taas isa sa bia sa baba.
15:59Yan ang kakaibang.
16:00Mas mahaba ang katawan sa legs.
16:03Yan.
16:04Bukas na tayo.
16:05Ako si Adonis.
16:11Pero. Pero.
16:12Hawak pa rin niya ang kanyang dalambag habang sumasayaw.
16:15Yes.
16:17Mapigat to eh.
16:23Hindi ako makagala.
16:24Turn me on.
16:33Music please.
16:36You don't have to be.
16:38You don't have to be.
16:41You don't have to be.
16:44You don't have to be.
16:48To turn me on.
16:51At dahil diyan pinakakaguluan siya ng baby doll.
16:55At pupugbugin siya ng mga ito.
17:01At mapapaibig sa kanyang anak kong si Johaira.
17:04Ha? Ano yun?
17:07Mapapaibig.
17:09Sasabihin nito, ikaw nang matagal kong inaantay.
17:12Alam mo. Ikaw pala.
17:15Ikaw nang matagal kong inaantay.
17:17Talaga ba? Gano katagal?
17:20Mga 3 hours bago mag-live.
17:22Bakit akong matagal mo nang hinihintay, Johaira?
17:25Sabi mo, sabi mo, sabi mo, bakit?
17:28Kasi yung hanap ko kasi sa lalaki yung
17:31naka-white,
17:33mga 5 flat.
17:365'4.
17:375'4, mga 5'4.
17:40Yung mapagmahal.
17:42Yes.
17:43Yung maraming pera.
17:46At unti-unting magtitinginan ng dalawa.
17:49Magtatagpo ang kanaling mga mata
17:52na parang sila na lamang ang natitira sa mundong.
17:55Unti-unting magtitikit ang kanilang mga katawan.
18:02Hindi sila gagalaw.
18:05Mga ulo lamang ang gumagalaw papalapit sa isan-isa.
18:10Parang mabi-iwas yung lalaki na siyang juicy pa.
18:15Magtititigin lamang ang dalawa.
18:18Mag-uusap sa pamamagitan ng mata.
18:21Sasabihin ng babaeng, mahal kita.
18:24Sa pamamagitan din ng mata ay sasagot ng lalaking,
18:26ganun din ang aking nadarama.
18:30Nasabihin ng babaeng, hindi ko na mapigil ang aking damdamin.
18:34Sasabihin din ang lalaking,
18:35ganun din ang dumadamang aking bitib.
18:38Hanggang sa magiging blanco ang kanilang mga itsura.
18:47Unti-unting maglalayo paatras ang isan-isa.
18:55Lalayong paatras ang isan-isa.
18:59Paatras pa ng paatras.
19:02Paatras pa ng paatras.
19:04Mabilis na umaatras.
19:06Mas mabilis pa.
19:09At patakpong babalik at magyayakapan sa isan-isa.
19:12At patakpong babalik at magyayakapan sa isan-isa.
19:24Parang natalo pa ng pangus.
19:29Kakaiba ka, Juaira.
19:31Mas kakaiba ka.
19:33Ako si Adonis.
19:35Adonis Pangilinan.
19:37At dahil diyan, magbubudol ang kanilang kasiyahan.
19:40Darating din si Scary Underwood.
19:42Isang manghuhula pero puro nakatakot.
19:45At nakikita ang bolang kristal.
19:48Basah.
19:53Masaya-saya.
19:54Patagpuan ko na ang diyan.
19:55Bukod diyong puso.
19:57Masaya ako nakita na kayo sa wakasan.
19:59Dami-daming pagkain dito.
20:01Kasi galing pa ng pranses.
20:03Kasi galing pa.
20:05Galing pa pa dito.
20:07Silence!
20:09Silence!
20:11I sense darkness.
20:13I sense darkness.
20:16Porke darkness dito?
20:18No, not her.
20:19You.
20:22Darkness? Anong darkness?
20:24Ano ba?
20:25Darkness!
20:27Exactly.
20:28You sense darkness.
20:29Exactly.
20:31May British, may French. Ano mo nangyari?
20:35Do you own this place?
20:36Huh?
20:37Do you own this place?
20:40Oras na para patunayan mo ikaw may ari na mo.
20:46Are you Viona?
20:47Bagamat ako'y hindi marunong sa Ingles.
20:54Hindi nahangangahulugang.
20:56Ako'y mauupo at iiyak ngayon.
21:05Sino ka ba? Anong ginagawa mo dito at tulumpakan mo sa peryang ito?
21:09I don't understand.
21:12Kailangan mag-Ingles. Sino na Marlene?
21:15Bakit ako mag-adjust? Ako may ari ng peryang.
21:17Palabas silang babaeng yan!
21:18Umalis!
21:19Palayas silang babaeng ito!
21:20I need you to move out!
21:22Lumabas!
21:24Lumabas!
21:25Lumabas ito sa peryang!
21:26Lumabas!
21:27You!
21:29They're gonna cook you tonight.
21:31Ano daw?
21:33Wala kang karapat ng kausapin na kaibigan kong penguin.
21:37He's not a penguin!
21:40You're gonna roast him.
21:42Oh my God! Magiging bulaklak ako!
21:44Daw!
21:45Roast ka?
21:48I see an apple.
21:50Apo! Matanda ka! Apo!
21:52Apo!
21:53Apo!
21:54Apo!
21:55Ano ba sinasabing niya?
21:59Ay! Parang yan yung patungan ng...
22:02It looks like this. You're gonna bite it. Can you try it?
22:05Ano daw? Anong sinasabing niya?
22:08May bike daw? Magbabay?
22:10No, bite it! Bite it!
22:12Kakausapin ko siya.
22:15What is this?
22:18What is this?
22:20Ikaw ba may ari na ito?
22:22What is she talking about? I can't understand her.
22:25Wala!
22:27Wala!
22:28Who are you? What do you do?
22:30Wala! Lilitsunin ka nila!
22:32Eh bakit di ko maintindihan yung kaibigan ko?
22:35What is happening?
22:36Hindi kita maintindihan!
22:37Nakikita ko lilitsunin ka nila.
22:39Oo, pero naiintindihan kita. Pero ikaw hindi kita naiintindihan ngayon.
22:42I don't know what is happening.
22:44Ano nangyari sa'yo?
22:45Naiintindihan ko siya.
22:46I do not know what is happening.
22:48Anong sinasabing mo?
22:49Anong sinasabing mo?
22:51Ipasumbok mo sa kanya.
22:53Ikaw nga.
22:58Oh, gracefully.
23:04Oh, you are so beautiful.
23:08Ano sinasabing niya?
23:09Precisely.
23:11Kimberly.
23:12Preciously.
23:16Ano nangyari?
23:17Ano nangyari?
23:20How are you, my friend?
23:24Parang bigali.
23:25Oo.
23:27Ibang kontinente.
23:28Parang magbebenta ng fake na Seiko sa kasal.
23:31Nagbebenta ng fake na Rolex.
23:34Sinasabi ko na nga ba?
23:36Kahalat kasi yung sakit dito eh.
23:38Nasa kanya na.
23:40May sakit ka daw!
23:43I have kap lang.
23:45Kap.
23:46Kap? Yeah.
23:47Ano?
23:49Tasa.
23:50Kap.
23:52I have kap.
23:53I have kap.
23:54I have kap.
23:55Kala ko may pulis.
23:56May pulis-pulis.
23:57I have kap.
24:04Pero bakit ka hanapan rito?
24:05Anong pakay mo sa perya?
24:07Bibigyan ko kayo ng balala.
24:08Babala.
24:09Balala?
24:10Balala.
24:11Balala.
24:12Ano yung balala mo?
24:13Ano yung balala mo?
24:14Babala!
24:15Anong babala?
24:16May nakita ako kanina sa bolang kristal.
24:18May mamamatay sa perya ko.
24:21Hindi mo na kailangang sabihin.
24:22Bakit?
24:23Alam namin.
24:24Sino?
24:25Sino?
24:27Hindi lang namin pwedeng i-disclose.
24:29Kasi may pinirmahan kaming waiver.
24:31Baka ma-disqualify kami.
24:35Naramdaman ko siya.
24:37Mamamatay?
24:38Oo.
24:39Sino?
24:40Paano at kailang?
24:41Hindi maaari.
24:42Pamilyang peryang ito.
24:44Hindi naman ako yung papatay sa kanya.
24:45Nabasa ko lang.
24:47Papatayin siya.
24:49Papatayin siya.
24:51Papatayin siya.
24:52They're gonna kill him.
24:56They're gonna kill him.
24:58Papatay.
24:59Siya.
25:00Teka lang, diba French ka?
25:01French dapat.
25:04Panindikan mo yan!
25:06Papatayin siya.
25:07Papatayin siya.
25:09They're gonna kill him.
25:13Pero wala nang visa ang bolang kristal.
25:14Visa ang bolang kristal.
25:16Hindi na siya umiilaw.
25:18Pakigoogle translate daw.
25:20Bonjour.
25:21Au revoir.
25:23Ano, ano, ano?
25:26I'm Mom Gamayne.
25:29Huh? What?
25:31Ilocano?
25:32You know?
25:33I'm Mom.
25:34I'm Jai.
25:35Jai?
25:36Jai, kaibigan mo.
25:38Matay ka nung Isuna.
25:40Jai Banger.
25:41Bakit yun ang tunog ng French?
25:43Hindi ko alam.
25:44Sinong papatay sa kanya?
25:52Ito!
25:53Ikaw balang!
25:57Ito.
25:58Bakit ako?
25:59Nabasa ko lang!
26:01Ako ang papatay.
26:03Nakita ko sa bolang kristal.
26:05Sinong papaslangin niya?
26:07Yun ang hindi pa malinaw sa akin.
26:09Ibalik mo ang bola. Ibalik mo ang bola.
26:13Hindi yan.
26:14Ito.
26:16Basahin mo sa bolang kristal.
26:23I have a plan.
26:29Ano kaya sinasa?
26:32Ano nakita mo?
26:33Saan ka nanggaling?
26:34Ha?
26:35Sino ka? Saan ka talaga nanggaling?
26:36Ako si Adonis.
26:38Anong Adonis?
26:39Adonis.
26:40Ako si Adonis.
26:41Pangilinan. Ako yun.
26:42Pinadala siya dito ng kabilang perya.
26:43Ikaw si Adonis Bigornia.
26:45Hindi.
26:46Adonis Bigornia ang pangalan mo.
26:48Adonis Bigornia.
26:49Ako si Adonis Bigornia.
26:50Bakit mo tinatong kung saan ako nanggaling?
26:53Alam ko na.
26:54Nanggaling siya sa kabilang perya.
26:55Pinadala siya dito para patayin ang mga taohan mo.
26:57Aha!
26:58Aha!
26:59Aha!
27:00Aha!
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27:02Aha!
27:03Aha!
27:04May plano kang masama.
27:05Puksayin ang laki yan.
27:06Itago siya sa ilalim ng lamesang bilog.
27:07Itago siya sa ilalim ng lamesang bilog.
27:08Wala akong kalang malam.
27:09Pinadala lang ako ng kabilang perya.
27:10Kaya ko namin talagang bato kanina.
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28:25Will this story ever end?
28:28Will this continue tomorrow?
28:31Will there be a production number?
28:34If so, let's end this day.
28:37This is the story of My Love Will Make You Appear, Disappear, One-Up, One-Fourth, One-Fourth, One-Up, Disappear, Appear
28:42Here at CINEMOTO!
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