Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 23rd Mar 2025
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:2123rd March 1940, the day of Pakistan's independence.
00:26This is the day when the first brick was laid for the construction of Pakistan.
00:32And Pakistan was built for you and me.
00:36We are fortunate that we were born in a country that was free,
00:42which was our own country,
00:44in which we could not only say that we have our own home,
00:49but we could play our role in making it better.
00:55But there is a problem.
00:57The problem is that we have come back to 1940.
01:02Today is the day that we have to pass a resolution.
01:07We have to pass this resolution in our hearts.
01:11Because if we do not pass this resolution,
01:14it will be a blessing for the disbelievers.
01:17Our home, our country, our land,
01:20we all know that it is a blessing.
01:22Just like your body, Allah has given you a blessing.
01:25It is your duty to take care of it.
01:27So today, in order to avoid this blessing of disbelief,
01:31let us pass another resolution in our hearts.
01:36The agenda of which is that when I go out on the streets,
01:40I will remember that this signal belongs to my country.
01:44I will not destroy it. I will not break it.
01:46These rules, this law belongs to my country.
01:49I will never take this law in my hands.
01:51This person belongs to my country.
01:53I will never hurt him.
01:56I will never defile this country.
01:58In fact, I will actively keep it clean.
02:01In its development, whether small or big,
02:04I will continue to play my role.
02:07For the sake of this country, I will lay down my life.
02:10But I will not let this country be harmed.
02:13I will not let anyone else go far.
02:16Let us pass this resolution today.
02:19Because today is Pakistan's Resolution Day.
02:22Long live Pakistan.
02:24Come, let us start today's show with this message.
02:27Today, we will take you to the marriage bureau.
02:30And let us see what the conditions of the wedding are.
02:36Very good, Mr. Haroon.
02:38I am not grateful for your thoughts.
02:43Okay, don't do it. Leave it.
02:45By the way, any office or any marriage bureau
02:48should have a welcoming environment.
02:50Yes.
02:51What kind of environment is this where it is written
02:53no trespassing, violators will be shot.
02:56Survivors will be shot again.
03:00No, we have brought it because we are doing a business of lakhs of rupees.
03:04Okay.
03:05If any unimportant person comes here, we will shoot him.
03:07What?
03:08Okay, okay. It is a business of lakhs of rupees.
03:10Is this a goldsmith's shop?
03:11No, no, how would you know?
03:13See, what is all this?
03:15What is this?
03:16All these are related to relationships.
03:18These are life matters.
03:20See this.
03:21All these are related to children.
03:22No, no, why are you showing the album? I will get suspicious.
03:27Mr. Haroon, I know an aunt who takes two lakh rupees to get a marriage proposal.
03:31To show the marriage proposal.
03:32Just to show?
03:33Yes, in two lakh rupees, you will come on board
03:35and they will show you the marriage proposal.
03:36And as soon as the marriage proposal is done,
03:38they will give five lakh rupees to the bride's family
03:39and five lakh rupees to the groom's family.
03:41No, we will also ask for the same.
03:42But we will give our happiness as per our wish.
03:44Okay, we will ask.
03:45We also ask for five lakh rupees.
03:46Then?
03:47But by God's grace,
03:48we will get married in five to seven thousand rupees.
03:52Okay, it is also written here, no smoking.
03:54This should be written.
03:55Carpet, carpet is behind.
03:57All these things are dry.
04:01We have written it in our house too.
04:02I have written no smoking on their beds.
04:04No smoking.
04:09Okay, these two are important things.
04:11Why have you written the number of the car?
04:13This is for those who are getting married.
04:18Hello.
04:20Yes, yes.
04:22This is Shanayi speaking.
04:23Brother, it is time for their talks.
04:28Yes, yes.
04:29Yes, yes.
04:30Wasn't your son getting married today?
04:34What did you say?
04:36I am not here to talk.
04:40It is Ramzan.
04:41I mean,
04:43now you are talking about something else too.
04:47I will talk to you later.
04:48The client is sitting there.
04:54Brother, I wanted to tell you one more thing.
04:57What happened now?
04:58Brother, I can't think of anything.
05:00Brother, you are always busy with everything.
05:04The one who snatched the chamber.
05:06Yes.
05:07And what was his name?
05:08Fika.
05:09Fika Factor.
05:10Yes, what happened now?
05:11He was saying that he will come to the office.
05:13That rascal.
05:14A don came to you earlier too.
05:16Yes, yes.
05:17What did he do?
05:18I don't know.
05:19He comes whenever he wants.
05:20You know,
05:21he shoots first and then talks.
05:25He is their friend.
05:26He was our…
05:27He was a very dangerous man.
05:28Don't talk about Ramzan.
05:29I don't think we will celebrate Eid.
05:31The one who shot a man's leg here.
05:33Yes, he killed him here.
05:35Didn't he get married here for the last time?
05:38No, he didn't.
05:39Oh no.
05:40No, you sit here.
05:41You sit here.
05:42I will do it when I come back.
05:43No.
05:44Hey.
05:47Sit.
05:48Sit here.
05:51I don't want to hear your voice.
05:55What?
05:56I don't want to hear your voice.
05:59Are you talking?
06:00Are you talking?
06:01No, no.
06:02What?
06:03Come, you sit.
06:05They have trespassed.
06:06Shoot them.
06:07This is what is written on the back.
06:09But the gun is in their hands, Arzoo.
06:13I have the gun, madam.
06:14These are the people who fight.
06:16Look.
06:17Oh my God.
06:18His leg got injured.
06:19This is a fractured leg, right?
06:20Yes, I can see it.
06:21It is fractured.
06:22How did it get fractured?
06:23He does it himself.
06:24We should keep our saviour alive.
06:29Hey, Fikir.
06:30Sit.
06:31Sit.
06:32Sit, brother.
06:33Sit.
06:34Sit, brother.
06:35Yes, how are you?
06:36Manat.
06:37Yes, yes.
06:38Don't worry.
06:39You are our brother.
06:41This is even worse.
06:42Why?
06:43First, he killed his own brother.
06:46Don't worry.
06:47You are his brother.
06:52So, what brings you here today?
06:53Hey, Fikir.
06:54Yes, boss.
06:55Come and get the key.
06:56No, boss.
06:57This is not right.
06:58Hey.
06:59What is there to get the key for?
07:00That can also happen.
07:02We want to talk in private.
07:03Get the key, boss.
07:04Let it be open.
07:05No one will come.
07:06Hey, Manat.
07:07Yes.
07:08Is there a camera or a camera here?
07:09Oh my God.
07:10He is going to kill me.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12Please don't say anything.
07:14No, boss.
07:15This is not right.
07:16This means that no matter what happens here,
07:19there is no witness.
07:20Manat.
07:21Yes.
07:22For God's sake.
07:23What?
07:25Listen to me.
07:27Please believe me.
07:29I am very sad.
07:30First, you should have celebrated.
07:36Manat.
07:37Yes.
07:38Please don't get me married.
07:40Believe me.
07:42Now, I have to eat alone.
07:45Now, I don't feel like eating alone.
07:47What?
07:48Now, I don't feel like eating alone, Manat.
07:51Manat.
07:52Now, I don't feel like eating alone.
07:54What?
07:55Now, I don't feel like eating alone.
08:00No, but you need a wife like this
08:02that you are shooting someone
08:03and she is clapping with you.
08:04Wow.
08:05Clap.
08:06She shouldn't clap.
08:07She shouldn't do anything.
08:08She shouldn't shoot.
08:10At least, she should cook food.
08:13Okay, sit.
08:14Listen to me.
08:15Yes.
08:16You know that I never skip fasting.
08:18Wow.
08:19This is a very good thing.
08:20I get an alarm at the time of my marriage.
08:23I tell myself to get up.
08:27I get ready for my marriage.
08:28I cook food.
08:30I tell myself to eat.
08:32Wow.
08:33I warm up the utensils.
08:34I tell myself to eat quickly.
08:35It will get cold.
08:38I make sweet curd.
08:39I tell myself that I can't eat enough.
08:43Manat.
08:45I have been eating Budar Pakora all the time.
08:47Believe me, it tastes great.
08:50Then why did you give Pakora to a smart man?
08:52Why?
08:53Look at his face.
08:55You gave the Pakora to a cheat.
09:02Look, you need someone to support you.
09:04If you can help him,
09:05show him a good proposal.
09:07God bless you.
09:08What a beautiful thing you said.
09:10I don't want anyone to beat me up.
09:13Give me bangles.
09:16Give me bangles.
09:18Give me lipstick.
09:21Manat, I love you a lot.
09:23I love you a lot.
09:30Post, you get married.
09:32After marriage,
09:3310 guards in front of sister-in-law.
09:3510 guards behind.
09:3610 dresses and 10 khabas.
09:38Sister-in-law, is he the Prime Minister
09:40or 10 guards in front, behind, right, left?
09:42I can't go near the guards.
09:49Now tell me, Manat.
09:50When will I get the proposal?
09:52You will get the proposal.
09:53There are 500-600 proposals.
09:55Do you know something?
09:56Yes.
09:57The thing is that the proposals are coming.
09:59Okay.
10:00You look at them.
10:01They will look at you.
10:02Good.
10:03If you do this, it will be great.
10:04First of all,
10:05hide this.
10:06Yes, I will hide it.
10:07I will hide the issue.
10:08Okay.
10:09You have to change your appearance.
10:11Why?
10:12Because when they see this handkerchief,
10:14they will say,
10:15who is this loafer?
10:16Who is a loafer?
10:17They will say.
10:18I am not saying.
10:19Okay, they won't say.
10:20You are capable of changing.
10:21Keep it.
10:22Put this chain.
10:23Next, they will say,
10:24who is this Labrador?
10:25Hey!
10:26They will say.
10:27I am not saying.
10:28I will say,
10:29get a haircut too.
10:30Next, they will say,
10:31who is this Khusraja?
10:32Hey!
10:33They will say.
10:34They won't say.
10:35They won't say.
10:36They will say.
10:37In fact, you..
10:38Stand up.
10:39Stand up.
10:41Close this button.
10:43Why?
10:44Because they will say,
10:45who is this loafer?
10:46They will say.
10:47You don't talk nonsense.
10:49Get lost.
10:50There are no relations like this.
10:51There are no relations like this.
10:52If you want to eat fritters at home,
10:53close this button.
10:54I feel like eating.
10:56Do you feel like eating?
10:57Have you ever had too much sugar in curd?
10:59I feel like eating.
11:00Close the button.
11:03Sit.
11:04Sit.
11:05Don't create trouble.
11:06You also hold the gun for me.
11:08Holding the gun is necessary for this coat.
11:10How many attacks will he do
11:12apart from bees?
11:14Hey!
11:15Don't do this.
11:16They will say.
11:17They will say.
11:18Yes.
11:19After this,
11:20I will get you married too.
11:21Yes.
11:22They will say.
11:23You will see.
11:24Don't create trouble.
11:25Sit like this.
11:26Sit like this.
11:27Come.
11:28Sit like this.
11:29Greetings.
11:30Greetings.
11:31Greetings.
11:32Greetings.
11:33Greetings.
11:34Greetings.
11:35Greetings.
11:36Greetings.
11:37Greetings.
11:38Greetings.
11:39Come here.
11:40Come here.
11:41Sister, sit.
11:42Sister, sit.
11:44Rose, Rose.
11:45Yes.
11:46Thank God, the fast is going on.
11:48In your centre,
11:49who is eating pudding?
11:55In the centre,
11:56I feel like a guest is coming
11:57and licking my feet.
11:59Mashallah,
12:00the daughter is beautiful.
12:02Me too.
12:03Yes.
12:04He is my son.
12:05This daughter
12:06is going to get
12:07Mr. Amanat's son married.
12:08Mashallah.
12:09Mr. Amanat.
12:10Look,
12:11he is getting old.
12:12He turned white yesterday too.
12:13It's okay.
12:14It happens.
12:15Nothing to worry.
12:16Then why didn't you
12:17get married earlier?
12:18Actually, Mr. Haroon,
12:19we were waiting
12:20for him to stand on his feet
12:21and then
12:22get him married.
12:23Very good.
12:24This is a very good thing.
12:25Yes.
12:26And this is a salute to you
12:27because this is a very good thought.
12:28Yes.
12:29Often people say
12:30that if the child is useless,
12:31no one does the work.
12:32Then get him married.
12:33Get him married.
12:34He will be fine.
12:35I don't think
12:36all parents
12:37should think like this.
12:38Yes.
12:39This is the thought
12:40of those parents
12:41who sleep
12:42for someone else's daughter
12:43and then
12:44God will make
12:45good conditions
12:46for their daughters.
12:47This is such a big responsibility
12:48that you are
12:49bringing someone's daughter
12:50home.
12:51So as long as
12:52your son
12:53cannot take
12:54the responsibility
12:55himself,
12:56then why are you bringing her?
12:57Absolutely.
12:58This is a very good thing.
12:59I am with you.
13:00His father passed away
13:01at a very young age.
13:02So he took care
13:03of his father's business too.
13:04Did he pass away
13:05before marriage?
13:06No.
13:07He was around 5 years old.
13:08So his age
13:09must have been
13:10a very young age.
13:11No.
13:12But he took care
13:13of his father's business
13:14at a very young age.
13:15He took care
13:16of the house.
13:17He did all the responsibilities
13:18but he was not
13:19able to stand on his own feet.
13:20What is this?
13:21I mean
13:22he must have been
13:23in a business shambles.
13:24He must have been a kid.
13:25Yes.
13:26He lost his blood
13:27on his own feet.
13:28Yes.
13:29His father left
13:30a business of lakhs
13:31and today
13:32he has a business
13:33but he was not
13:34able to stand on his own feet.
13:35Madam,
13:36please explain him.
13:37What are you trying to say?
13:38Actually,
13:39when he was born
13:40his legs were like this
13:41till the age
13:42of 15 years.
13:43Oh.
13:44Oh.
13:45Okay.
13:46Okay.
13:47Okay.
13:48It was very difficult
13:49for his legs
13:50to become like this.
13:51Okay.
13:52Okay.
13:53What is your son's name?
13:54His name is Kamran.
13:55Okay.
13:56Mr. Kamran
13:57can you show us
13:58a little bit?
13:59Why not?
14:00Please show us.
14:01Son,
14:02can you show us?
14:03Yes.
14:04Yes.
14:05Yes.
14:06Go there.
14:07Okay.
14:08It was expensive.
14:09No.
14:10Not like that.
14:11Like this.
14:12Come on.
14:13Please dance and show us.
14:14Mr. Manas,
14:15please don't make me run.
14:16No.
14:17No.
14:18I can dance.
14:19Come on.
14:20Let's run and show us.
14:21Come on.
14:22No.
14:23Please.
14:24What?
14:25How can he run?
14:26Don't worry.
14:27It will be fixed.
14:28By May,
14:29this fault
14:30will also be fixed.
14:32If this continues,
14:33how will you run
14:34in the race of life?
14:35If you promise
14:36to support me,
14:40I will keep running
14:42like a happy man.
14:45Wow.
14:46Wow.
14:47How nice.
14:48This is the result
14:49of my hard work.
14:50Okay.
14:51Now show us
14:52a beautiful bride.
14:53Wherever my brother
14:54will get married,
14:55there will be
14:56a lot of fun.
14:57Yes.
14:58I agree.
15:00Make an appointment with me
15:01and ask about the wedding date.
15:03Brother,
15:04I don't have such relations.
15:06If he is saying,
15:07at least he should
15:08have some standard.
15:14Show us
15:15if you have any relation.
15:16I have a relation.
15:17He has a relation.
15:18He has a relation.
15:19Don't talk in such a hurry.
15:20They will say,
15:21who is this shameless guy?
15:22They will say.
15:23I won't say.
15:24It's okay.
15:25Aunty,
15:26greetings.
15:27Aunty,
15:28greetings.
15:29Greetings.
15:30Bring coffee and green tea
15:31for me.
15:32Go.
15:35Do one thing.
15:36Yes.
15:37Go near them.
15:38Stand there.
15:39Put your head down.
15:40They will give you love.
15:41It will happen.
15:42Don't put your head too low.
15:43No.
15:44Look properly.
15:45Go.
15:46Go near them.
15:47Give them love.
15:48With respect.
15:49Yes.
15:50Very good.
15:52Greetings.
15:53Greetings.
15:54Will you go down?
15:55Okay.
15:56We have a black car
15:57and we have a black car.
15:58Put our clothes on it.
15:59Give him Rs.100.
16:00The girl's family says so.
16:01The girl's family says so.
16:02Kamran will give me Rs.100.
16:03Kamran will give me Rs.100.
16:04Kamran will give me Rs.100.
16:05They will turn around
16:06and throw the clothes.
16:07They will throw the clothes.
16:08You go with them.
16:09Then give them.
16:10Aunty,
16:11the thing is
16:12that
16:13he is the boy
16:14for whom
16:15we are talking about a relation.
16:16We were talking about a big money.
16:17Not about a small money.
16:18Whatever.
16:19You go and sit there.
16:20You go and sit there.
16:21I think they will like it from far.
16:22You go.
16:23You go.
16:24You go.
16:25You go.
16:27Dear,
16:28do you understand?
16:29As you say, mom.
16:30Okay,
16:31if the girl is ready
16:32then
16:33show us her sister
16:34who is ready
16:35to marry Kamran.
16:36She is your sister
16:37and you are seeing her.
16:38Manat,
16:39do you know
16:40what happened?
16:41My father told me
16:42that when I was born
16:43my mother
16:44left me.
16:45Oh.
16:46She is not a smart woman.
16:47She left me.
16:48I don't know
16:49if I have any sibling.
16:50Yes.
16:51Father,
16:52you have been
16:53taught
16:54Hey!
16:54Dad, your Hayat is here.
16:57Yes, Hayat.
16:58He's not coming down the road.
16:59He's crossing the road in front of you.
17:00Then call him.
17:01Ask him if he has a sister.
17:04If he doesn't, at least he should know.
17:06Hey, P.K.
17:06Yes?
17:07Go and call your dad in front of him.
17:11He's feminine, but why are his hands so masculine?
17:14Arzu, son.
17:15Sometimes in life, to face the circumstances,
17:19a woman has to become a man.
17:21And when it's time to become a man,
17:23I faced those circumstances as a man.
17:26There you go.
17:27Ma'am, I swear, your son didn't die.
17:34You must be used to getting scolded.
17:36I'm fed up of your crying.
17:38Hello, brother.
17:39Hello.
17:40What scolding are you getting now?
17:41Come here.
17:42Uncle, how are you?
17:43Come here, uncle.
17:43This is the wedding office.
17:44How are you?
17:45Sit.
17:46Sit, uncle.
17:47We're getting your son married.
17:49Cool down a little.
17:51Okay.
17:51We're getting your son married.
17:54Okay, okay.
17:55His family wants him to marry a rich man.
17:59We want to ask your son
18:01if he should marry a rich man.
18:03Yes.
18:04Does he have a wife?
18:08Son.
18:09Yes, dad.
18:10These are the days when I wasn't poor.
18:12Uncle, I brought you from the mountains.
18:17No, son.
18:18I wasn't ready then.
18:20And now that I've brought you,
18:21you're counting the cash.
18:24This is the showroom in front of you.
18:29No, son.
18:30I was a poor driver then.
18:33You were rich then.
18:37Son.
18:39I'm not married.
18:42He's not my son.
18:43Hey, what are you saying, dad?
18:48But tell me, what's the matter, dad?
18:50Son, it was 35 years ago.
18:54It was a new moon night.
18:56A new moon was born.
18:58Leaves were flying.
19:00No, there are such things in the sky.
19:03Suddenly, it started raining.
19:05There was a sound of lightning.
19:06Karkar, karkar, karkar, karkar.
19:08Son, I can see a couple.
19:12That couple has come to my rickshaw
19:15outside the graveyard.
19:17Cool.
19:17They said, dad, we have to take the dead body with us.
19:20There was a hair on their back.
19:22Cool.
19:23They got into my rickshaw.
19:24Cool.
19:25I asked them, son, where do we have to go?
19:29They said, wherever our fate takes us.
19:32Cool.
19:32I quietly went to the place where our fate was taking us.
19:35He has brought the location of our fate.
19:39I heard a voice behind me, uncle.
19:41Go to the big graveyard and stop the rickshaw.
19:44Cool.
19:45I went there and stopped the rickshaw.
19:47I turned around and saw
19:50a rickshaw passed under my feet.
19:52Why?
19:52There were no husband and wife behind the rickshaw.
19:55Oh.
19:56Dad.
19:57There was only one child on the back seat.
20:00Oh.
20:01I looked around.
20:03I went out and looked.
20:04I didn't see him anywhere.
20:06Cool.
20:07I think he is trying to get rid of her.
20:10To make the story short, he came to his daughter.
20:13Cool.
20:18When I looked at the back seat of the rickshaw..
20:20Yes.
20:21..I saw that the child was lying there.
20:22Oh.
20:23I don't know where he went.
20:25But uncle, you are a great man.
20:29Indeed.
20:29You are a great man.
20:30You are taking care of the child.
20:32No, son. I didn't take care of her.
20:34Then?
20:34I took care of her so that she can come and take care of her child.
20:40I will tell you, uncle.
20:42Don't do anything to her.
20:45Why, son?
20:45If she becomes a Brahmin in your family..
20:47..then you will have to get a 9C certificate.
20:49The child belongs to her family.
20:51But uncle has a lot of advantage.
20:52What?
20:53Ask him if he can get a mosquito bite.
21:00Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
21:01We will meet after the break.
21:09Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
21:11Yes, Irza Khan.
21:11Mr. Arun, I want to play a game.
21:13Yes.
21:14Will all of us participate in it?
21:16All of us are included in it.
21:18But basically, you are the main player.
21:20Okay.
21:21You know us inside out.
21:24Okay.
21:24If we were not doing what we are doing..
21:28..then what professions would we have?
21:30Oh.
21:31I think, if Goga Pasturi..
21:34Yes.
21:34..was not in this field..
21:36Yes.
21:36..then..
21:37..then he wouldn't be in this world.
21:39Okay, so I think, he has his own..
21:42..it's not a shop, it's an electronics shop.
21:46Okay.
21:46I thought..
21:47It's an electronics shop.
21:48Electrician.
21:49He is an employee.
21:54Goga's shop was electric.
21:55Yes.
21:56So, whoever comes to buy a bulb..
21:57..he says, he is going to get a mosquito bite.
22:00Why? Why?
22:01Because I burn my hands.
22:04Mr. Arun, there was a shop..
22:05..where people used to say..
22:06..I have brought a bulb, but it's from a rotten shop.
22:09It was like that.
22:11Okay.
22:11But the watchman used to search for it.
22:14So, you are saying, he is the owner of a shop.
22:16Yes, because his bent of mind..
22:19..I think, as far as I know him..
22:22..he can't work for a long time.
22:24Okay.
22:25He doesn't have the temperament to work for a long time.
22:28Sure.
22:29So, you are saying that..
22:30..he doesn't consider anyone as his teacher or he doesn't?
22:34Mr. Arun, his electric shop..
22:36..had the smell of rotten suji as well.
22:39Okay, next.
22:40If Mr. Agha..
22:41Yes.
22:41..hadn't come to this field..
22:44..he would have settled in a country outside of Pakistan.
22:48Because he was already out of Pakistan.
22:50He would have slapped him.
22:52Why?
22:53He would have let him go to his relative's house.
22:58So, I think, he would have settled in a foreign country..
22:59..because he is not a rich person.
23:03He is very observant.
23:04He observes a lot of things.
23:06He would have found a way to fit in somewhere.
23:08Mr. Agha has also lived in the Middle East.
23:10Yes.
23:11His job there was to..
23:12..put oil in the pan and get it out.
23:16Mr. Agha..
23:17..if I think about it..
23:19..I think, Mr. Agha has his own hotel and restaurant.
23:24Okay, next.
23:24Mr. Saleem.
23:25Oh.
23:26Mr. Saleem, I think..
23:29Sir, I was in Sanyara. It was very good.
23:30Oh, Sanyara.
23:33Before coming to Sanyara..
23:35Before coming to Sanyara, he used to become clean.
23:39He had a big medical store.
23:41Yes.
23:41He kept his medicines at home.
23:42No, he used to say that all the money is spent on medicines.
23:45Take care of yourself.
23:47Someone has noted that..
23:48..Mr. Saleem is present in all the small things.
23:53Okay, Arzu.
23:54Arzu was working in the corporate sector.
23:56And she had a very bright future.
23:58How many times did she quit her job?
24:00Why?
24:01She made TikTok videos.
24:03Actually, before joining Hoshiyariya..
24:07..I worked in the corporate sector for 8-10 years.
24:09As..
24:10As a marketing manager.
24:12In a very good company.
24:13Okay, someone told me that you used to work in a bank.
24:15No, Mr. Haroon.
24:16I was associated with a multinational company.
24:18Yes.
24:19In the company, you were the only one..
24:21..who had a uniform and a gun.
24:22No, I wasn't a guard.
24:25She was working in a multinational company.
24:27She was the only one who used to make TikTok videos.
24:30Yes, she used to make TikTok videos.
24:31What was your salary?
24:33There you go.
24:33Is this a question to be asked to a woman?
24:36What is your age?
24:3733.
24:38Okay, age doesn't matter.
24:40Age doesn't matter to us.
24:41How old are you, Malaika?
24:43Me? I am 34.
24:44Okay, how old are you, Variya?
24:46Sweet 16.
24:47This is a very..
24:49..sweet answer.
24:51Sweet 16.
24:52Sweet 16.
24:53Sweet 16.
24:54Sweet 16.
24:56Sweet 16 multiplied by 3.
25:02You have become a doctor at the age of 16.
25:06I am sorry.
25:07I think Malaika is teasing.
25:08She is a doctor.
25:09She has become a doctor at the age of 16.
25:11God knows when she will become a doctor.
25:14You didn't become a tailor while sitting.
25:17What do you think Abid was doing?
25:19I think Abid was doing..
25:21..the work of applying shampoo.
25:24Catering.
25:25Catering.
25:26No, catering also includes food.
25:27This is just..
25:30I have a very strong intent about Vicky.
25:33What?
25:34If he was something else, he would be a mosquito.
25:38Okay.
25:38And Malaika, you can tell.
25:40Because she is a woman.
25:41No, you should know what I am.
25:42You tell, she is saying.
25:44You should know.
25:45She spent her childhood with you.
25:48Why should I know?
25:49Someone should guess.
25:51Okay, you tell about yourself.
25:52If you weren't in this field, what would you have thought?
25:54I think I would have had a salon.
25:56Because I do good make-up.
25:58At your age, salons were not a thing.
26:02You would have gone to a tailor's house..
26:04..and done this and that.
26:09I am saying, you would have had a beauty parlor..
26:11..in which waxing, threading, mani, pedi, make-up..
26:14Bridal make-up.
26:14Yes, I..
26:16There would have been one more place.
26:17But no.
26:18You would have made a bath too.
26:20When I was about to start..
26:21..I was doing all these things on a chair.
26:24But after that, when I had to make progress..
26:27..I had to do good work.
26:28Then I would have had a very big salon.
26:31Malaika, do it even now.
26:34He means, you would have started pedicure.
26:39I would have had a very big salon..
26:40..in which all these things were done on every chair.
26:44Okay, Goga, I have given my opinion about you.
26:47In your opinion, what business did you want to do?
26:50No, sir, if I wouldn't have been in this field..
26:52..I would have been a cricketer.
26:53I am a very good off-spinner.
26:54What?
26:55La, la, la, la.
26:56Look, they don't give new games to cricketers.
26:58It doesn't swing very well.
27:01I had gone for cricket trials.
27:03Okay.
27:03They said, you have a domicile of Pakistan.
27:07Mr. Arun, you think he has a shop, right?
27:10Yes, yes.
27:10I think he is working in Heera's ear.
27:12What?
27:13Oh, wow, wow, wow.
27:14As Koila.
27:15As Koila.
27:17Sir, before joining this show, I was an event organiser.
27:19That means, you have to do the same after the show.
27:21Okay.
27:23Okay.
27:23So, Fari, have you ever thought about it?
27:26What do you do?
27:27I am associated with Darso Tudris.
27:29Oh, wow, wow, wow.
27:31Darso Tudris.
27:31He didn't even take the time to think.
27:33He came to the show when he was a kid.
27:36When Koke completed his education..
27:38Yes, yes.
27:39..he came to see his in-laws.
27:40Yes, yes.
27:41He said, son, what do you want to do next?
27:42He said, doctor.
27:43He said, no, what do you want to do next?
27:48Sir, if she wouldn't have done this..
27:50Yes, yes.
27:51..Irza would have been making people's careers.
27:53How? How? How?
27:55She would have prayed.
27:55She would have prayed.
27:57She would have been great.
27:58Great.
28:00I think she would have been the CEO of a very big company.
28:04Yes.
28:04She would have been the CEO..
28:06No, not the CEO.
28:07She would have been the chief executive officer.
28:09She would have been the owner of her company.
28:10One second.
28:11Irza Khan is that kind of person.
28:15By the way, Mr. Haroon, my question was that..
28:17..when you see us..
28:19Yes.
28:19..what professionalism do you have in us?
28:20What abilities do you see in us?
28:22I mean..
28:22Okay, okay.
28:23Look, Mr. Agha Majid is a very good administrator.
28:27Okay, good.
28:28He is a very good administrator.
28:29Good, good.
28:30If there was a company..
28:32..I would have made Saleem its HR manager.
28:34Oh, wow.
28:35Because Mr. Saleem is an ideal human resource.
28:40Okay.
28:40You see, there is never a problem.
28:42There is never a complaint.
28:44There is never a quarrel with anyone.
28:46Yes.
28:46There is never anger.
28:48There is never a problem.
28:50And he runs such smooth operations of human resource.
28:54I think he has this ability.
28:56Okay.
28:56I think I should make Abid the propaganda minister.
29:02Whatever I have to spread.
29:03Yes.
29:04You tell him not to spread it.
29:08No, sir. It is not like that.
29:10Really?
29:11I mean..
29:11I have my own opinion.
29:13I can be right too.
29:14He has his own opinion.
29:16I would have made Azeem Vicky..
29:20..to make our major decisions.
29:24Yes.
29:25He should have kept Mona away.
29:26No, no. I would have given her to him.
29:28This man has a good brain.
29:29Everyone has a good brain.
29:30Right.
29:31It works very well.
29:32That is why God has given you so much respect.
29:34He makes very good decisions in a very short time.
29:37Because his processing speed of the brain is very fast.
29:41My request to Fatima is..
29:43Yes.
29:43..that she should head all the training programs of my company.
29:50Yes.
29:50I think she understands everyone.
29:53She has a very kind heart.
29:55And she gives very good training to the employees.
29:57And I think she should be our trainer.
29:59I would have kept Mr. Tani away from business dealing.
30:03Why, sir?
30:04She is the angry aunt of the company.
30:08Believe me, you must have seen an ad..
30:11..that when he comes to keep the clothes, he says..
30:13..keep it like this from now on.
30:14You are running a cafe in my company.
30:19I would have kept him away from business operations..
30:21..but I would have kept him in accounts.
30:22Right.
30:23Because he is a very honest man.
30:24He is honest.
30:24If Isra had run a cafe like this..
30:26..then there would have been so much rush every day.
30:29And Goga Pasuri..
30:31..I think he would have handled the labor very well.
30:34The workers?
30:35No, no. He would have been himself.
30:38Malaika, sir. Malaika.
30:39Malaika?
30:40Yes.
30:40She would have been there.
30:43I think in a customer relationship..
30:46..she would have been there because..
30:47He would have made her sit at the reception.
30:48She would have been at the front desk.
30:50Yes.
30:50He would have made her sit at the reception.
30:51He wouldn't have even given her a chair.
30:56Viewers, it's time for a short break.
30:58We will meet again after the break.
31:06Welcome back, viewers.
31:07Mr. Arun, congratulate me.
31:08For what?
31:09I made Goga sit on the diesel.
31:11What?
31:12God has given you so much money..
31:14..and you are sitting on the diesel.
31:17I am not sitting on the diesel.
31:18I am sitting on the dust.
31:21Mr. Arun, you made me sit on the diesel..
31:23..why don't you make him sit on the sun?
31:26He should be asked to keep a distance.
31:28Pressure break.
31:30There is a lawyer behind him.
31:31What?
31:32The one who walks with a black face.
31:34The one who walks?
31:35Goga is saying..
31:36..I am driving you crazy.
31:39Put this somewhere.
31:41Okay.
31:41He would have said..
31:42..it would have come off.
31:45I have put it on the back as well.
31:46Okay.
31:46Pappu, do it properly.
31:50I have put it inside Goga's car as well.
31:51What?
31:52It is not allowed to spit outside.
31:57Who is it?
31:58Wait.
31:58What is this?
32:00There is a show going on inside.
32:01You are like your aunt.
32:04I would have put this if the barrier was broken.
32:06Who is it? Introduce yourself.
32:08I will have to see.
32:09Don't open it.
32:10I think it is playing with the wind.
32:12Don't open it.
32:13Okay.
32:14It is a child's hand.
32:15Is it a child's hand?
32:16Who is it?
32:18It looks like a woman's hand.
32:19I will have to open it.
32:20Look at this.
32:21I will have to open it.
32:23Who is it?
32:23Someone has come to clean.
32:26Some fritters. Some samosas.
32:29An old woman.
32:30Yes.
32:31I am an old woman, Haroon.
32:34Hold my hand, son.
32:36Ouch!
32:37Mr. Haroon, why did you have to do this?
32:41It is his hand.
32:44Mr. Haroon, congratulations.
32:45It is a new moon night.
32:46This is not a new moon night.
32:47This is the last night.
32:49Mr. Haroon, she is smelling you.
32:51She has put such a lovely fragrance on you.
32:54What do you people think?
32:55Did you get it today?
32:56It was so small.
32:58It grew in my lap.
32:59Now that you have caught it, don't let it go.
33:01Okay, leave it here.
33:03I will get you a chair.
33:04What brings you here?
33:06I have some things to say.
33:07I have brought some messages.
33:09Sometimes, we listen to our elders.
33:12Yes, tell us.
33:14Bring a chair for him.
33:15Ouch!
33:16These days, I have a lot of pain in my legs.
33:21Please have a seat.
33:22By the way, we..
33:23Oh!
33:25I have a lot of pain in my legs.
33:27I went to the gym yesterday.
33:28I have put on thighs.
33:30I am the delivery man of my mother's car.
33:34We are doing a show.
33:35What brings you here?
33:36Haroon..
33:37She is a nice lady.
33:38How is she?
33:39She will be more beautiful when she grows up.
33:40What?
33:43I thought of coming here to refresh my memories of Ramzan.
33:50I see.
33:51You have a strange supervisor.
33:54Yes, he is here.
33:55He was looking for me.
33:57How did you come?
33:58Then how did you come here?
33:59I gave him jewels.
34:01What did you give him?
34:02Jewels.
34:03Okay.
34:04You gave him jewels?
34:05Not jewels, I gave him deceit.
34:08With deceit.
34:10I used to give him jewels when I was young.
34:13I used to put a handkerchief in his hand and make him disappear.
34:16Yes, yes.
34:17I used to make him a mouse and make him fall in love with me.
34:20I used to do all this.
34:21Okay, okay.
34:22Haroon was so small, he used to sit on my lap and play.
34:26I used to tell him, tell me your name.
34:28He used to say, my name is Haroon Rafiq, you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
34:33Grandma, you are alone now?
34:35Yes, Irza dear.
34:36Your uncle is no more.
34:37Why?
34:38What happened to him?
34:39Whenever I miss him, I start laughing.
34:44Why?
34:45We went to Thailand for scuba diving.
34:47Okay.
34:48We were under the water.
34:50An octopus came and stuck to him.
34:52Yes.
34:53He stuck to the octopus.
34:54Yes, yes.
34:55I removed one arm of the octopus, he stuck to the other.
34:58I removed the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth.
35:01When I lifted his hand seven to eight times,
35:04he didn't let go, nor did my husband.
35:07I said, his love is true.
35:09Okay.
35:10I said, I am going, you stay here safely.
35:13So he is still under water.
35:15Oh.
35:16Whenever I go, he drops bubbles of love for me.
35:20Why do you go to Thailand now?
35:22You are not old enough to go to Thailand.
35:24I am not old enough to go to Thailand.
35:26It is important to find a reason.
35:28How are you?
35:30I am fine, Saleem.
35:32What do I tell you?
35:33We used to celebrate Ramzan.
35:35We used to have different fritters of different vegetables.
35:38What was your uncle's name?
35:39Musaddik Phurak.
35:40Okay, why Phurak?
35:41He died of Phurak, that's why.
35:43Oh.
35:44Okay, you are saying this very happily right now.
35:46You must have been very sad at that time.
35:48No, it was my happiness in his happiness.
35:51Who is he?
35:53You didn't ask about my grandmother.
35:55Yes.
35:59Where do you live here?
36:01I have seen you somewhere.
36:03Have you seen me in Wadat Colony Bazaar?
36:06Yes, I have seen you there.
36:07No, I must have seen you in Shalimi Bazaar.
36:09Yes, there.
36:10No, I must have seen you in Choburji Bazaar.
36:12I think so.
36:13The bazaar on Ferozepur Road, on your left.
36:15There are a few more bazaars, I will show you.
36:19Aunty, you have become so old.
36:21How do you walk?
36:22Don't your knees hurt?
36:23No, I don't have any problem with my knees.
36:24But the day I wear thighs, my calf hurts a lot.
36:28Okay, what is the occasion that you have come today?
36:30Oh son, what should I tell you?
36:32I don't remember where I have been.
36:34What was your relationship with Ramzan?
36:36Oh, when I see the pakoras of Iftar, I remember uncle.
36:39Did you eat with pleasure?
36:40Yes, a lot.
36:41Simple gram flour?
36:42No, mixed with gram flour.
36:44Potatoes?
36:45No.
36:46Spinach?
36:47Then which pakoras?
36:48He used to eat cauliflower pakoras with pleasure.
36:52You get very expensive pakoras.
36:53They are new, right?
36:54He used to mix gram flour with the whole flower.
36:57Cauliflower pakoras?
36:58He used to eat cauliflower pakoras.
37:00And the entire night, the neighbours used to tell him
37:02to stop the water motor.
37:05Why?
37:06He used to eat a lot.
37:09Oh, when I see jalebis,
37:11golden jalebis,
37:13I remember uncle.
37:15Such perfect shaped, round, beautiful,
37:18shy, smiling jalebis used to be there.
37:20These days, such jalebis are kept.
37:23And jalebis are added to jalebis.
37:25Jalebi nani.
37:27So grandma, it means
37:28now you don't eat all those things.
37:31I eat anything.
37:32You eat cinnamon so that your audio is clear.
37:38Believe me, when I see a car going on the motorway,
37:42I used to go for a long drive with uncle.
37:45When I see a motorway, I remember uncle.
37:47It means he was very rich.
37:49He had a car in those days.
37:51He was very rich.
37:52He used to eat cauliflower pakoras with pleasure.
37:55After his death,
37:56did you ever think of getting married again?
37:58I thought about it,
37:59but the people before me didn't.
38:03Your first marriage,
38:04I mean your marriage,
38:06must have been a love marriage, right?
38:07No, it was arranged.
38:09Your parents arranged it?
38:10I arranged it myself.
38:13In those days, we used to write letters.
38:16So when we went to put that letter in the box,
38:19there was a musaddik standing there.
38:21You wrote a letter to someone else,
38:23but when you went there,
38:24there was a musaddik standing there.
38:25There was a musaddik standing there.
38:26So we understood it at first sight.
38:28Then?
38:29We asked him his name.
38:30He felt shy and held the letter
38:32and said,
38:33consider Arshad to be a musaddik.
38:36Grandma, you seem to have a very colourful temperament.
38:38Then why do people always see you in white clothes?
38:40It's a dress code these days.
38:42Those who don't have a husband,
38:44or are underwater,
38:45they see me in white.
38:46How do you spend your life?
38:48What was the name of that musaddik?
38:50Musaddik?
38:51Does he send you anything or not?
38:54I just roam around in the market.
38:56Now that Ramadan has come,
38:57I often go on the roof and make a fake siren.
39:04So you don't have children?
39:05It's just that nature didn't give me time.
39:08They went underwater.
39:10So in total, I have six daughters and three sons.
39:13If they were alive for five years,
39:14you would have made your own morning.
39:17This uncle is drowning right now.
39:19He was saying that if two more children were born,
39:21then life would be over.
39:24If two more children are born,
39:25then the team will be complete.
39:27One minute, you just said seven and a half years.
39:29Yes.
39:30Nine children were born in seven and a half years?
39:32Yes, the strike rate was 1.2.
39:39Okay, so you have come to make up for your sorrows.
39:41Watch our show.
39:42I like it a lot, son.
39:43I watch it with great interest.
39:45I mute Irza and watch it.
39:47Why?
39:48This is my youth.
39:50I was like this.
39:51Okay.
39:53I swear.
39:54Supervisor.
39:55Keep the gate open.
39:58Oh brother.
40:05She got scared.
40:06Yes.
40:08He is the same stupid supervisor
40:11who was stopping me outside.
40:13I am leaving, Haroon.
40:14Because if he stops me now,
40:16then I won't be able to stop.
40:20Okay, he has thrown aunty out.
40:29Wow, brother.
40:31No, no, keep working.
40:32Your salary will increase.
40:35Yes, sir.
40:38Viewers, this was today's show.
40:40See you in the next show.
40:42Take care of yourselves.
40:43Allah Hafiz.