Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 11th Mar 2025
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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21A few days ago, I said in my monologue that instead of asking for a job,
00:27people should start giving jobs, start a business, start their own business.
00:31In that regard, a person sent us a message saying that we have money,
00:38but some have less, some have more, but not everyone has crores of rupees to invest.
00:44Some have 1 million, or 5 lakhs, or some have 40-50 lakhs.
00:49So you tell us what to do with so much money.
00:52The real problem is that we are not able to decide which work to do.
00:56So for their information, to inform them, I would like to say that
01:01you know that there is a Chamber of Commerce in your city.
01:07There is one in Lahore, Chamber of Commerce and Industry.
01:10There is one in Karachi as well.
01:12When you go to that Chamber, you will tell them that you have so much budget
01:18and you want to start a business.
01:20They have made business feasibilities according to that budget.
01:26They have kept the future in mind and made the feasibilities.
01:32People think that these institutions are only made for the traders.
01:37They are made for you.
01:39You come there, come inside and state your problem.
01:44You tell them how much money you have and you want to start a business.
01:48You will be given a lot of money.
01:50Go to the Chamber of Commerce and Industry and tell them that you have so much money
01:56and you want to start a business.
01:58They will give you the money.
01:59Then you have to decide which business you want to start.
02:03Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:06Today we will take you to the drunkards under the bridge and see what their situation is.
02:15What is happening?
02:17Oh my God!
02:19Earlier he used to buy these drugs and now he is selling them.
02:23Brother, I have not put any blame on anyone.
02:25We also remember the days of death.
02:28Then respect this month.
02:30You see everything as drugs.
02:33Then what did you sell him?
02:35Brother, this is a personal matter.
02:37I sold him a manly thing.
02:39Did you sell a moustache or a moustache?
02:42I am feeling very thirsty today.
02:44Tell me, what will you eat today?
02:46I am fasting.
02:48Yes, tell me what will you eat today?
02:51You only tell, you only order.
02:53We left the drugs and came with Ramzan.
02:57He is a very good boy.
03:00He is not cleaning properly.
03:02Oh wow!
03:03Brother, respect this month.
03:04By the way, I liked one thing about him.
03:06He cleaned and put all the dirt on one side.
03:08I do like this.
03:10Go away, don't spoil the food.
03:12Brother is selling samosas.
03:14He is earning his livelihood.
03:16I like this thing very much.
03:18May this month be so blessed for you.
03:21Not everything brother.
03:23You people need it.
03:25After this month, may you people change.
03:28We have changed.
03:30He is doing new drugs.
03:32Sister, what is the rate of the gram flour in the market?
03:35I don't know, why are you asking?
03:37We have started the business of pakoras.
03:40Brother, we know that the flour will become expensive.
03:43Because we are doing the drugs.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46That's why we have kept it together.
03:49Brother, once you eat samosas, you won't enjoy it.
03:53Return the money.
03:54Okay, look.
03:55If you promise to quit drugs.
03:57Yes.
03:58Then I will buy all these samosas for you.
04:01Brother, I will buy one for you.
04:03You can have all of them.
04:05So, you people have brought these from the shop?
04:08We don't have to pay them.
04:10We don't have to go to the shop.
04:13This is not a cake plate.
04:16I would have bought it, if it was in the glass.
04:19She is absolutely right.
04:21The problem is not whether your samosas are good or bad.
04:24In this world, thousands and lakhs of people are selling samosas.
04:27Because the month of Ramadan is going on.
04:29They are selling dahi bhalla, pakoras.
04:32The real point is.
04:33Look at your hair.
04:35Look at your appearance.
04:36Look at the dirt.
04:37Cover your hair.
04:38So that no hair goes inside.
04:40Wear gloves.
04:41Keep it clean.
04:42Keep it clean.
04:43He has brought samosas from the champion draw.
04:45Ask him.
04:46Is he his uncle?
04:47Why didn't you wear anything?
04:49I have brought some interior stuff.
04:51Interior?
04:56Keep it there.
04:58I have kept it.
05:00I doubt that he eats samosas.
05:05Hello.
05:06Who is this?
05:08I am here.
05:09Hello.
05:10Hello.
05:11Who are you?
05:12Are you eating samosas?
05:13Who are you?
05:14Hello.
05:15Hello.
05:16Brother.
05:17I am alone.
05:18Hello.
05:19Where have you brought me?
05:21Is this your father's place?
05:22Is this your father's place?
05:25Both of them have the same answer.
05:27Why have you brought me here early in the morning?
05:31I will hit you here.
05:33Wait.
05:34Wait a minute.
05:35Wait a minute.
05:37I will hit you here.
05:38Wait a minute.
05:39I am tired of all the poor people.
05:43I am tired of considering them weak.
05:46You are a body builder.
05:48Wait a minute.
05:49What are you doing behind me?
05:51I am telling you to take rest.
05:52Wait a minute.
05:53Get up.
05:54I don't want to go.
05:56Get up.
05:57I don't want to go.
05:58Get up.
05:59I don't want to go.
06:04Listen.
06:05Change your gloves.
06:06You have touched all of them.
06:07Sister, I have changed my gloves.
06:09I have kept the entire box.
06:10Look at this.
06:11This is called cleanliness.
06:12You keep it here.
06:13I will go and take a bath.
06:17What is the matter?
06:18Tell me.
06:19Thank you very much.
06:20I do this every day.
06:22I will not touch you now.
06:23I will not touch you now.
06:26Suraj, can you get a cart in front of my showroom?
06:30You have to give me Rs. 60,000.
06:33Rs. 60,000?
06:34Rent?
06:35Rs. 60,000 to get the showroom.
06:37You?
06:38Yes, me.
06:39Can I give you a suggestion?
06:40Yes.
06:41Take Rs. 200 from me.
06:42Take all the stuff and leave.
06:43Have some shame.
06:44This is stolen stuff.
06:45It is forbidden.
06:47Give me Rs. 200.
06:50Hey, fatso.
06:51Hey.
06:52Listen to me.
06:54Hey.
06:55I think there is a problem.
06:58The SHO of this locality
07:00recognizes me from a distance.
07:02How?
07:03He has been inside for a long time.
07:05Hey.
07:06Will you sell more than what I have?
07:09Yes.
07:10If you want to sell, come to the shop.
07:12Come.
07:14I knew he would not be able to tolerate your terror.
07:17Anyway, what is our business?
07:19Okay.
07:20Can I get a stool for my sister?
07:22Sit.
07:24What will you eat?
07:25Hey.
07:26What will you eat?
07:27Listen.
07:28If you want to work here,
07:29may God bless you.
07:31We are your enemies.
07:32May God bless us too.
07:34If you want anything,
07:35come to your brother's shop.
07:38This is a market.
07:39We will keep the mall.com here.
07:42Okay.
07:43If you want a cooler,
07:44come to my shop.
07:50Brother, I have sold everything.
07:53It's time for iftari.
07:54Why don't you close the shop?
07:56You fool.
07:57You want to sell for iftari?
08:00My brother used to bring it early in the morning.
08:03Okay.
08:04Mirza, tell me something.
08:05Yes.
08:06Have you ever seen such a clean cart?
08:08No.
08:09This is my leg.
08:10Look at this.
08:11I know that my hair has grown.
08:12I have kept this on my head.
08:14Which hair?
08:16The chef and cook
08:17normally use black gloves.
08:19You look like
08:20you have come to kill samosas.
08:22I don't like black gloves.
08:24What are you saying?
08:26What are you saying?
08:27What did we do?
08:28Sir, you sit here.
08:30Sir, sit here.
08:31Listen to me.
08:32The stuff you have
08:33can't be hot.
08:35Look, he has made proper arrangements.
08:37The samosas will be hot.
08:38My customers are rich.
08:40They do whatever they want.
08:42Okay.
08:43Brother, I have a customer.
08:44My customers are rich.
08:46Believe me.
08:47Customers?
08:48Yes.
08:49So, he orders samosas from you?
08:50Yes.
08:51He says,
08:52he wants to eat from you.
08:53I have a truck outside.
08:54It's loading.
08:55It's yours, right?
08:56No, brother.
08:57The truck will never reach.
08:58It will get cold.
08:59I will order two samosas from him.
09:00He has already ordered two samosas.
09:01Jandibar's fritters.
09:02Jandibar's fritters.
09:03Great fritters.
09:04Great fritters.
09:05Riaz.
09:06Yes.
09:07When did you come?
09:08Pack five samosas
09:09for the iftar.
09:10I have been working all day.
09:11Making samosas.
09:12Making samosas.
09:13When did I cook?
09:14You will survive.
09:15I will bring the cutlery.
09:16You go.
09:17I have been working all day.
09:18Shouldn't I have one samosa?
09:19Brother, give us some money.
09:20Go away.
09:21Don't talk about drugs.
09:22Go.
09:23Listen to what my man said.
09:24I don't want to say anything.
09:25But Nehal has heard this.
09:26Then you should also listen.
09:27Don't talk to me.
09:28I don't talk to anyone for no reason.
09:29When the samosas will be here,
09:30don't try to talk to me.
09:31I don't listen to useless talks.
09:32And you?
09:33What do you know?
09:34You are trying to talk to me
09:35for no reason.
09:36My man told me not to.
09:37I didn't talk to him.
09:38I didn't talk to him.
09:39Just listen to me.
09:40Five samosas.
09:41Go and get it.
09:42Five samosas.
09:43bring them here.
09:44I am telling you.
09:45If you don't cook,
09:46My ears won't eat after coming home.
09:48Take a look at yourself.
09:49What?
09:50I am eating my ears.
10:00Samosas for sale.
10:02Buy it.
10:03Samosas are here!
10:05Give me some!
10:07Give me some!
10:09Give me some!
10:11Here's the stuff!
10:13How did you get the stuff?
10:15This one or that one?
10:17This one!
10:19This is from Bihar!
10:21And that one?
10:23That's also from Bihar!
10:25What's the difference?
10:27It's here and there!
10:29There's a difference of 2 samosas!
10:31Don't you want to spend anything?
10:33No, brother!
10:35By the way, I got it for $1.30!
10:37What's this old purchase of yours?
10:41Brother, did you get fritters?
10:43What's there to understand?
10:47Brother, what kind of fritters are these?
10:49Brother, you think they're old?
10:51I sold them for Rs. 8000 in total!
10:53I see!
10:55I'll give you Rs. 250 for the fritters!
10:57Where will you get the rest?
10:59Sir, the market rate is very high!
11:03I think I'm not getting any customers!
11:07What's the rate of the yoghurt?
11:09I don't want any rate!
11:11What?
11:13You can get whatever you want!
11:15In the whole world,
11:17there are a lot of Muslim countries
11:19who do something that I really like!
11:21And I really want the people of Sarwat
11:23to do the same in Pakistan!
11:25What do they do in a lot of countries?
11:27In a lot of countries,
11:29when Ramadan comes,
11:31the rich people of Muslim countries
11:33change all the furniture of their houses!
11:35And before doing that,
11:37they keep all the furniture
11:39that they bought last year
11:41outside the house!
11:43So, whoever needs it,
11:45they come and take it!
11:47You'll see,
11:49this is a new thing!
11:51I'll give it to the people!
11:53Why is there no samosa?
11:55It's better now!
11:57By tomorrow, there will be a holiday!
12:03If you talk to a singer like this,
12:05treat him with love!
12:07Singers don't talk to their ears!
12:09Brother, give me a samosa!
12:13Brother, this is the first time
12:15you're buying samosas!
12:17It's time for iftar!
12:19I was thinking of going home,
12:21I'll pack it and you'll eat it here!
12:23I'll eat it here!
12:27Brother, I'll sit here and talk to you!
12:29Iftar will be over in no time!
12:31Look at him!
12:33He's giving us so many punishments!
12:39Samosas, samosas, samosas!
12:41Pakodas, pakodas, pakodas!
12:43Pakodas, pakodas, pakodas!
12:45Begum, there's a shop behind me!
12:47Shall we go inside?
12:49Let's go around and come back!
12:51Sure!
12:53Pakodas are good too!
12:55Let's go inside the shop!
12:57Samosas are good too!
12:59Let's go to the first floor!
13:01Brother, come!
13:03The family is well-organized!
13:05He's going to the shopping mall!
13:07Home decor!
13:09Home decoration is good!
13:11Let's go to his basement!
13:15Keep it in the fridge!
13:17What's the use of keeping it in the fridge?
13:19The guests will come and say
13:21that he eats eggs too!
13:27We're here!
13:29Begum, there's a crockery shop!
13:31It's time for iftar!
13:33He's such a nice man!
13:35He's giving us samosas too!
13:39Samosas, samosas!
13:41Pakodas, pakodas, pakodas!
13:43Let's look at the dog's samosas!
13:45Potatoes and minced meat
13:47are his by-pass!
13:49Really?
13:51Give us some more chutney!
13:55Brother, we left for window shopping
13:57but Begum's iftar is ready
13:59so we need some samosas from you!
14:01Order, order!
14:03How many do you want, sir?
14:05Which shapes do you have?
14:07There's a broad shape!
14:09Broad shape!
14:11Wow! He's a good salesman!
14:13Okay!
14:15And what's the price?
14:17It depends on the size!
14:19I'll take the samosas from you
14:21but tell me
14:23about the samosas!
14:25Should I tell you?
14:27First of all, this samosa
14:29was eaten by Lord Mountbatten!
14:33Lord Mountbatten!
14:35He takes samosas from you
14:37so you give him a degree too!
14:39Begum, let's look at something else!
14:41Let's talk to him!
14:43Should we go there?
14:45Just tell me the date!
14:47Begum, I think
14:49you should look at the samosas from there
14:51they look fresh to me!
14:53Yes, look there!
14:55There's a pan and a stove!
14:57I'm cutting them fresh!
15:01Samosas!
15:03Samosas!
15:05Hot samosas!
15:07Samosas!
15:09Historical samosas!
15:11Historical samosas!
15:13Is this an eaten samosa?
15:15No, no!
15:17It's not eaten!
15:19What's the price?
15:21Rs. 50!
15:23Begum, we're going to Arsalan's house
15:25and there will be 24-25 people there
15:27so there should be 15-20 samosas!
15:29Do you want 20 or 15?
15:31We'll take 15!
15:33Is this a donation?
15:35Okay!
15:37Bring fresh samosas!
15:39Be careful!
15:43Pakoras!
15:45Begum, give us some pakoras!
15:47Who eats pakoras and dahi bhalla?
15:49I don't understand!
15:51Our production people!
15:53You're right!
15:55If you want to stay here, stay here!
15:57Give me 10 samosas!
15:59How much?
16:01I don't have cash!
16:03Will you give me a cheque?
16:05No, give me your account number
16:07and I'll transfer it to you!
16:09No, not like that!
16:11I'll transfer it to you first!
16:13You know what?
16:15I don't work with samosas!
16:17Listen to me!
16:19Take this 10 samosas!
16:21Take it in advance!
16:23Where did you get it from?
16:25I get it from delivery!
16:27You have to give me Rs. 400!
16:29I will!
16:31Give me another cap!
16:33You'll lose it!
16:37I'll take care of it!
16:39Don't touch the stuff!
16:41I'll take care of it!
16:43I'll break it in front of you!
16:45Give it to me!
16:47Give it to me!
16:49No, not like that!
16:51Give it to me!
16:53No!
16:55This is a good thing!
16:57What is this?
16:59Give it to me!
17:01Give it to me!
17:03You have to listen to me!
17:05I'll give you the stuff!
17:07Don't touch the stuff!
17:09I'll break it in front of you!
17:13Chutneys?
17:15Yes, take it!
17:172, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 chutneys!
17:25It's so fresh!
17:27Take it!
17:29It's been 15 minutes!
17:31Wait a minute!
17:33I was thinking,
17:35Mr. Arsalan has cholesterol!
17:37Let's minus 2 chutneys for him!
17:39He'll have 3 kids!
17:41Aunt Ayesha is not coming!
17:43It's 4, 3, 7!
17:45It's a pichar track!
17:47Oh yes, his wife has died!
17:49Chutneys?
17:51It happened earlier!
17:53Minus 2 chutneys for him!
17:55It's 10!
17:57I'll give you 5 samosas!
17:59I'm so busy!
18:03I bought samosas for petrol!
18:05How much petrol did you spend?
18:07Give me 5 packs!
18:09I'll return the delivery!
18:13Brother!
18:15What is it?
18:17The shop is closed!
18:21What is this?
18:23I'll return the samosas!
18:25There's a tag!
18:27Who will take it?
18:29There's a party going on!
18:31I've locked the showroom!
18:33I'll be defaulter!
18:35I'll take it!
18:37Arsalan's wife has died!
18:39Please return it!
18:41Now that she's dead,
18:43I can eat samosas!
18:45I'll take it from you!
18:47I've emptied it!
18:49I'll die too!
18:51Keep the samosas!
18:53It's free!
18:55Give me 5 chutneys!
19:01We'll take a short break!
19:03We'll meet after the break!
19:23Welcome back!
19:25We're going to play
19:27a tricky questions game
19:29with our audience!
19:35We've decided that
19:37we'll win two people
19:39and give two gifts!
19:41Before that,
19:43you have to answer my tricky question!
19:45What is it
19:47that has two legs
19:49but can't walk?
19:51Agha Majid!
19:55Applause!
19:59What is it
20:01that has two legs
20:03but can't walk?
20:07Glasses!
20:11One more tricky question!
20:13What is it
20:15that has no grass?
20:17My head!
20:19Peace be upon you!
20:21What is your name?
20:23Hamza Islam!
20:25Where are you from?
20:27I'm from Lahiya.
20:29What do you do?
20:31I'm studying.
20:33I want to do my Bachelors
20:35in Germany.
20:37Give him the mic!
20:39Peace be upon you!
20:41How are you?
20:43I'm fine!
20:45What is your name?
20:47Good luck to you!
20:49Give him the mic!
20:51Peace be upon you!
20:53My name is Ayesha Mustafa.
20:55I'm doing my Bachelors.
20:57I'm sure that
20:59your confidence level
21:01is very high!
21:03Applause!
21:05Peace be upon you!
21:07My name is Zahra Hanif.
21:09Applause!
21:11I'm from Goga Pasroori
21:13Agricultural University.
21:15I'm doing my Bachelors.
21:17Do you know
21:19that your audience is also doing their Bachelors?
21:21Why didn't you tell me
21:23that you will go ahead
21:25and that you are confident?
21:27I wouldn't have slapped you
21:29if you had gone ahead!
21:31I'm going to teach everyone
21:33and you are going to teach yourself!
21:35You can say whatever you want!
21:37Don't say that!
21:39Goga has gone to Australia!
21:41How many countries are you going to?
21:43I'm going to Musa and Chawal!
21:45Don't ask anyone
21:47about their suits and shirts!
21:49How far will I go?
21:51I've asked you so many times!
21:53Don't you know?
21:55I know that I'm objecting!
21:57She doesn't know!
21:59Which color should she wear
22:01with this coat?
22:03You should take her to my clinic!
22:05Applause!
22:07Very good!
22:09Which color should she wear
22:11with this coat?
22:13She should go to Kodi!
22:15Applause!
22:17Doctor, we don't take our kids out
22:19during the day.
22:21We bring them at night.
22:23This is the problem!
22:25This is the problem!
22:27This is the problem!
22:29This is the problem!
22:31This is the problem!
22:33This is the problem!
22:35This is the problem!
22:37This is the problem!
22:39Explain to her!
22:41You don't know
22:43how expensive expensive things are.
22:45Is this outfit going to suit her?
22:47It does suit!
22:49She must do her
22:50education in the UK!
22:53Yes!
22:55Greetings!
22:57What is your name?
22:59My name is Junaid,
23:01I'm from Mangamadi,
23:03in Maka meals shop.
23:05Greetings!
23:07Sir, what's your name?
23:08Abdul Sattar is my name.
23:09What a smiley face you have.
23:11Your name is also very cute.
23:12Abdul Sattar is my name and I play with Angry Birds.
23:17Okay, what do you do?
23:18We have a shop, sir. It's a medical store.
23:20Okay, it's a medical store.
23:22Who brings medicines from there? Tell me that.
23:25We have people there, sir.
23:26Yes.
23:27Yes.
23:28Very good. Very good.
23:31Okay, let's start.
23:33Put your hands on the buzzer.
23:34Hold one of the mics.
23:36And you have to be quick to ring the buzzer.
23:39You have to let the question be completed.
23:41You have to ring the buzzer before the question is completed.
23:43Otherwise, you will have to be late.
23:45Oh.
23:45Which is the blue that is not heavy?
23:51Yes.
23:52Sky blue.
23:54Because it's light blue, that's why it's heavy.
23:56Oh, wow.
23:57Wow.
23:59Very good.
24:01It was such an easy answer.
24:03What is it?
24:06What do you eat raw or cooked?
24:12Egg.
24:12Egg.
24:13Wow.
24:14Egg.
24:16This is very easy.
24:19Even a small child can answer this.
24:21Okay.
24:21Will you answer this, sir?
24:24God willing.
24:25God willing.
24:25Next question.
24:26What is between Alif and Bay?
24:29You rang the buzzer first.
24:31Answer.
24:32Space.
24:33Both of them have a lot of space.
24:38I am asking questions of two points.
24:40Because you have two points and you have one.
24:42If you answer, the points will be equal.
24:44Okay?
24:45You have two eggs.
24:47One is of a hen and one is of a peacock.
24:49How will you know which is of a peacock and which is of a hen?
24:53Yes, brother.
24:54By difference.
24:55By size.
24:56Sir, can I answer?
24:57One second.
24:59Now, both of you will play a game.
25:02You are out. You have answered.
25:04Now, both of you will play a game.
25:06The game is that if I say yes, you have to press the buzzer.
25:09If I say no, you don't have to press the buzzer.
25:11No.
25:13Yes.
25:14You rang the buzzer first. Answer.
25:16I don't give peacock eggs.
25:17Wow.
25:18Very good.
25:19Both of them have equal points.
25:21Both of them have equal points.
25:22Two, two and one.
25:23Now, one point question.
25:25Abdul Sattar was crying.
25:26He said, I don't know how to answer.
25:27I just rang the buzzer.
25:31Okay.
25:32What?
25:33Which letter has no words in it?
25:37No one can read it.
25:39Yes.
25:41You said, you give it to me.
25:43Okay, do you know the answer?
25:45Give it.
25:46It's not what you wrote.
25:50Salon's letter.
25:52Which letter of salon?
25:54Salon's letter.
25:56Wow.
25:58This letter.
25:59He has leveled up.
26:00He has leveled up.
26:01Both of them have equal points.
26:02Now, one last question and then the decision will be made.
26:04Yes.
26:05What happens on Monday that doesn't happen on any other day?
26:09You rang the buzzer first.
26:10M.
26:11M.
26:12That's it.
26:13Wow.
26:15Wow, brother.
26:16We won.
26:18We won.
26:19Abdul Sattar and Junaid, you have won this game.
26:23Wow.
26:24Thank you for the gifts.
26:29Abdul Sattar is looking at the gram flour and saying..
26:31..he has made a stadium in a village.
26:34Viewers, we have a break.
26:36Don't go anywhere. We will be back after the break.
26:44Welcome back, viewers.
26:46Yes, Irza.
26:46The house is open.
26:47You also say something.
26:49Get yourself together.
26:49We have so many fasts.
26:51After breaking the fast, our energy..
26:53..goes down.
26:54Wow, what an acting.
26:58After breaking the fast..
27:00Yes.
27:01..we feel sleepy.
27:02That's because your brain starts working like an engine.
27:05So, all the energy goes towards it.
27:07But there is another problem.
27:09When you break the fast, you shouldn't eat everything.
27:12I think you didn't keep your energy.
27:16You ate two plates of fritters and fruit chaat today.
27:19I had kept the fast so long.
27:21You..
27:22You were in London, weren't you?
27:25I have a question for everyone.
27:28People have kept pet birds and animals.
27:32Has anyone ever kept a crow?
27:34Yes.
27:35Why did they keep a crow?
27:36That's the question.
27:37Crows are kept.
27:38There is a generation of crows in Australia.
27:41They are white.
27:43And people keep them.
27:44Yes, they keep them and play games with them.
27:46Because crows solve the puzzles.
27:50But if white crows exist..
27:53Yes.
27:53Then why is it said that Aida is a glass piece?
27:56Because people didn't travel a lot when this saying came.
28:01Yes.
28:01There weren't many videos and the internet wasn't that open.
28:05So, they didn't know that white crows exist.
28:08They exist.
28:09They have a species that is white.
28:11And a crow is as intelligent as a seven-year-old.
28:15A seven-year-old crow is as intelligent as a seven-year-old.
28:19A crow can count.
28:21When someone dies in a crow, they perform a ritual.
28:25Yesterday, when Goga slept on the roof,
28:27the crows were together on the roof.
28:30The boss died.
28:31The boss died.
28:34Two crows were talking and they said,
28:35we make the food.
28:36I said, why do you make the food?
28:37They said, we give it to them.
28:40A crow was talking in the background.
28:41Where are the people from Chiniotha?
28:44Nalda said, when our uncle died, they came.
28:48The crows were feeling so bad.
28:50They said, our boss died.
28:52Now, we have to talk to the owner directly.
28:55The crows are like..
28:57There are some tribes and species in us.
29:00There are many crows that can tell by looking at the actions of others
29:05that they are not from our tribe.
29:07They are from some other species.
29:09Atif, you don't have to say anything.
29:11You can just wink at them.
29:13A crow is as intelligent as a seven-year-old.
29:17It's impossible to kill a crow.
29:19I didn't say that.
29:20I said that a crow has the knowledge and understanding
29:26of puzzle solving.
29:27Listen to it again.
29:29A seven-year-old can solve a puzzle.
29:32There are some crows that can solve a puzzle.
29:35And this thirsty crow.
29:36The story of the thirsty crow is true.
29:42They are so intelligent.
29:44If a crow wants to eat something, for example.
29:47If it's something like sundi.
29:49And it has entered a barrel.
29:51What will the crow do?
29:53It will find an iron wire.
29:54It will bend that wire.
29:56It will hold it with one hand.
29:57It's a very good story.
30:00If it doesn't bend, it will go to a welder.
30:03He will ask him to bend it a little.
30:06Mr. Haroon, I have been to a zoo.
30:07You must have.
30:08No, I mean..
30:09You must have. I am sure.
30:10And you must have gone there with great difficulty.
30:12Everyone goes there.
30:14I am saying that..
30:15No, no. They don't even take your ticket.
30:17You must have gone to a zoo.
30:19Your fans are like monkeys.
30:20They keep asking you to come.
30:23They have made a card for their staff.
30:26But Mr. Agha stopped going there after Suzy.
30:29Oh, no.
30:30Now, he doesn't want to go.
30:31I used to love her a lot.
30:32I used to love her a lot.
30:33She is like a family member.
30:34She has gone to a zoo.
30:37Malaika, you just said that you have been to a zoo.
30:40Yes.
30:40All I want to say is that I suggest
30:42that you should come home in the evening.
30:46Let me come to the point.
30:48Yes, come.
30:49I want to talk about the importance of crows.
30:51People keep birds, pigeons, cats and dogs.
30:55Why don't they keep crows?
30:57She said that they have kept crows.
30:58She said that they have kept crows.
30:59You keep your own record.
31:01You keep your own record.
31:02Okay, they do keep crows.
31:04Yes.
31:04And people who have a scientific mind
31:09do keep crows.
31:11But there is a problem with crows.
31:12Yes.
31:13Crows are so intelligent that they feel the value of their freedom.
31:17Yes.
31:18That's what I wanted to ask.
31:19Pigeons don't feel the value of their freedom.
31:22Yes.
31:23Wow.
31:23They come back for a few pieces from where they fly.
31:27Wow.
31:28But when crows fly, they look for their own food.
31:32The difference is that if a crow is a lion of a jungle,
31:36then a pigeon is a lion of a circus.
31:38Wow.
31:40That's why they are not kept.
31:42They have to be kept in a cage.
31:44People can't give such big cages and habitats.
31:48People have kept them.
31:49Do you want to keep a crow?
31:50Yes, I do.
31:51Go and eat it.
31:57Do you know that crows can count?
32:00For example, if there are two crows in a pair,
32:03and if you keep eight pieces of food in front of them,
32:06they will count and separate four pieces.
32:08Wow.
32:08They are so intelligent.
32:09They can count.
32:10They don't have a calculator.
32:11Yes, they have a calculator in their mind.
32:13Look at this.
32:14If you keep only one piece of food in front of the crow,
32:18and if you keep one piece of food in front of the crow,
32:20will the male crow sacrifice it for the female crow?
32:24No, it will never do that.
32:25What will it do?
32:26You are giving it four pieces of food every day.
32:29The day it keeps three pieces of food in the cage,
32:31it will look at you and think that the fourth piece will come.
32:33Because it has counted.
32:34These are three pieces of food.
32:35But why won't it eat it?
32:37It won't eat it. It can count.
32:38One is that and the other is a dolphin.
32:39Both of them are very intelligent.
32:41And they have rituals.
32:42For example, if they have a habitat
32:46from where they are being killed,
32:48and they have come to a new place,
32:50the first crows that live there know that this is not their tribe.
32:54They belong to a different species.
32:56So, they welcome them in a special way.
32:58And the crows that come in the morning,
33:00they do this.
33:01Do you know why they do this?
33:02Why?
33:03Why do they do this?
33:04Think about it and tell us.
33:05Keep it in your mind.
33:06You can ask him directly.
33:09They celebrate.
33:11Listen to me.
33:12Do you know what these crows do?
33:14They do this.
33:14What do they do?
33:15What?
33:16They are making noise.
33:17They drink.
33:21They make noise.
33:21Yes.
33:22Come out.
33:23Yes.
33:24This is what they do.
33:25Yes.
33:26They are found as goons.
33:27You see, this is the thing.
33:30It is a human nature
33:31that when a person goes to a battle,
33:34Yes.
33:35when a person goes to a battle,
33:36when a person goes to attack,
33:38then he makes noise.
33:39He challenges.
33:40He challenges.
33:41He makes noise.
33:42Salim has a gun in his hand.
33:44Why?
33:44He says, I don't have a gun in my hand.
33:47Don't do this.
33:48Okay, what happens is
33:49that they fight all day long.
33:51Yes.
33:52They have to find something from somewhere.
33:54Then they have to kill the prey.
33:56They have to eat it.
33:57And they have to fight each other.
33:59So, in the morning,
34:00we think that they are just making noise.
34:03But..
34:03They are actually impressing each other
34:06that today is my day.
34:08So, they are making noise.
34:08Today is my day.
34:09Hey, they eat food on the next day.
34:13And Eagle is his uncle's son.
34:15Yes, uncle.
34:16What is the relation with him?
34:17He seems to be his nephew.
34:19What kind of relation is this?
34:20He has six to seven dogs on his chest.
34:23He calls at 1-5.
34:25He says, they are fighting over there.
34:27His cousin attacks him.
34:30Sir, in the village,
34:32flour is kneaded in the morning.
34:34Yes.
34:35And they take it from the mill.
34:37From the mill.
34:37From the mill?
34:38They take flour from the mill.
34:40They take flour.
34:41In Parath, there is flour in Parath.
34:42No, Parath is not called mill.
34:44Do you know what is called mill?
34:46I know.
34:46Mill.
34:47One second.
34:48I know.
34:49Mill.
34:50She is hitting him with the mill.
34:51I am not saying mill.
34:52We call that flour that is kneaded.
34:54Yes.
34:55That is kneaded.
34:56Like they say..
34:57They apply oil on it.
34:59No.
35:00They knead it and apply oil.
35:02Yes.
35:02And then they hit him.
35:03Actually..
35:05Yes.
35:05In today's time, there are fridges.
35:07There were not before.
35:07No.
35:08So, the amount of rotis that had to be made
35:10flour was kneaded.
35:11No doubt.
35:12And they used to say, make a dough.
35:15And then make balls out of it.
35:16You must remember that
35:17there is a poem by Anwar Maqsood
35:19called Tandoor.
35:21In that poem, it is said..
35:22That..
35:23All the dough was kneaded.
35:25Maasiya ki goge thapeni.
35:27Goge?
35:27Goge.
35:30Goge ka toh kaam hi thapne.
35:32No.
35:33Thapne means that you have made such thick
35:36and raw rotis.
35:37Like thapis.
35:38Like thapis.
35:40When I was a kid, when the dough was kneaded
35:43I used to say, uncle, I am hungry.
35:45They used to say, wait for a while.
35:47Let the dough rise.
35:48Then we will cook it.
35:49Let it rise.
35:50Let the dough rise.
35:51Now he is saying the same.
35:52They don't say missum.
35:54Missum.
35:55Let the dough rise.
35:55What is missum?
35:56Missum.
35:57No, missum is also there.
35:58Missum is also there.
35:59You know missum.
36:01We have heard it all day that let the dough rise.
36:03No, we haven't heard it.
36:04If you haven't heard it, you will get beaten up.
36:07One more thing.
36:08The crow really predicts
36:11where the guests are going to come.
36:13How can a crow predict
36:15where the guests are going to come?
36:16You know, this is wrong.
36:19Yes, it is wrong.
36:20A crow can predict where the guests are going to come.
36:22But where did this come from?
36:24How?
36:24We had discussed this once.
36:26Yes.
36:26This came about because
36:28when the weather is good.
36:29Yes.
36:30The weather is very good.
36:31And the crows are also full and the weather is good.
36:34They are enjoying it.
36:35So they fly kites, as I told you.
36:37Okay.
36:37When they fly kites and the weather is good,
36:39in the earlier times,
36:41the guests used to leave for other villages
36:44when the weather was good.
36:45Yes.
36:45This is very good.
36:46This is why it happened.
36:48Where did you see the weather was good?
36:50You were wearing a shirt and going out.
36:54I went to the park one day.
36:56Yes.
36:56I saw them flying kites.
36:57And when we gave them popcorn,
36:59they came to eat.
37:00So I had decided
37:02that I will talk about your topic.
37:04Okay. You made a promise.
37:05She wants to be an advocate.
37:08Yes.
37:08For crow's rights.
37:09She kicked me in the ear and said,
37:11I will talk to you, God willing.
37:14I made a promise.
37:15I will do whatever I can for you.
37:17Do you know that nails are filed?
37:20Just like women do.
37:21Wow.
37:22That's why they are so sharp.
37:23Yes. They file their nails with stones.
37:26Wow.
37:27They file their moustache too.
37:29They do it like this.
37:30Yes.
37:31You run and your moustache is getting sharper.
37:34They are so impatient.
37:36Really?
37:37Ask them.
37:42Viewers, we will take a short break.
37:44We will meet after the break.
37:53Be careful. Be careful.
37:56Welcome back, viewers.
37:57Yes, Irza Khan.
37:59It's always said,
38:00but this doesn't happen every year.
38:03Which year?
38:04Our night cricket never happens in Ramzan.
38:06Oh no.
38:07Irza is absolutely right.
38:10And I would like to say that the day we have our last show in Ramzan,
38:15because you don't have theatres either.
38:16No.
38:17The day we have our last show in Ramzan,
38:20everyone will be mentally relaxed.
38:22We will book a stadium nearby.
38:26And we will go to the stadium nearby.
38:29We will play cricket in the night.
38:30But they will also play later.
38:33We played cricket.
38:35Not football.
38:36Look at the wicket.
38:37Absolutely.
38:38No, but look at the wicket.
38:39And there is a pitch too.
38:40Mr. Agha didn't need to wear a helmet and wear a pad.
38:43He came here.
38:46When he came to the wicket,
38:47the bowler kept whistling for a long time.
38:49He said, why are you whistling? Come to the batsman.
38:52I hit such a six that whichever team I am in..
38:55No, you hit it.
38:56You have a six on your head.
38:59Mr. Agha was playing cricket.
39:01Yes.
39:02The bowler made a half and missed.
39:04He said that he is not getting a score.
39:05He said that he is going to bounce on every ball.
39:08We go for shopping at night.
39:10First tell me why are you doing this?
39:13Oh no.
39:14This is my matter.
39:16Oh no.
39:17What are you doing?
39:18I am not doing this.
39:19This is my matter.
39:22Why?
39:23Oh no.
39:24Yes, tell him.
39:27I don't understand the concept of shopping at night.
39:31First buy whatever you want.
39:33Mostly window shopping, Mr. Haroon.
39:35To enjoy the festivity.
39:37Girls like to go for shopping at night.
39:39Girls like to go for shopping at night.
39:43Should we go for shopping or play cricket?
39:45I think we should play cricket.
39:46We should also go for shopping at full rate.
39:49Mr. Haroon, things are expensive at night.
39:52You are not getting cheap.
39:54Are there no sales?
39:55No, there are no sales.
39:56They know that they are helpless.
39:58It's Eid.
39:58If someone doesn't buy anything, he will buy it at high rates.
40:01The bangles that are worth Rs. 110..
40:04..they become Rs. 500 at night.
40:06Okay, tell me about the thorns.
40:09What to do with the bangles?
40:11You don't want to give it to your wife.
40:14Tell me.
40:15Ankara, you are not young.
40:20It's so much fun to apply henna at night.
40:23I say..
40:24Yes, apply it on me as well.
40:27I am one of those lucky people.
40:29Yes.
40:29You will be surprised.
40:30He has never taken his wife for shopping.
40:33What?
40:33Yes.
40:34If you are saying that you are lucky..
40:37..then this is very unlucky for him.
40:39No, actually she doesn't want me to go.
40:41Because she knows that you will disturb her.
40:45Shopping of men and women is very different.
40:47We know that we have to buy blue jeans.
40:49We have to get it from a shop.
40:51I will go there.
40:51I will tell my waist size.
40:52I will buy it and come back.
40:53Yes.
40:54Women have to buy one thing..
40:56..and go to all the shops..
40:58..and buy everything..
41:00..and then say that I don't want to buy it.
41:02We saw the best of the best.
41:04You are talking nonsense.
41:05You are talking nonsense.
41:07You..
41:08You are talking nonsense.
41:09You are laughing at your son-in-law.
41:10The problem is that Haroon..
41:12..I went to a shop.
41:13Yes.
41:13Okay?
41:14Yes.
41:14I bought something from there.
41:16Yes.
41:17I passed by a shop and I saw the same thing there.
41:21Yes.
41:21I asked what is the price of it.
41:24It was less than that.
41:24So I will regret it.
41:26So it is better that I go to all the shops..
41:28Okay.
41:29..ask the price and then go and buy it.
41:31You went to the last shop and asked..
41:32..if anyone wants to buy it for God's sake.
41:37She goes to the market and talks to the shopkeeper.
41:40The old woman comes with the shopkeeper.
41:44How does she know that she goes to all the shops?
41:46If you have to go every day, you don't have to buy anything.
41:49Okay.
41:49If you are done with my shopping habits..
41:52..then let's go to the audience.
41:53Come. Come.
41:54Who has the mic?
41:55Greetings, sir.
41:56Greetings.
41:57My name is Zeenat Shah. I have come from Gilgit Baltistan.
41:59That's a very nice name.
42:01Gilgit Baltistan.
42:03You have come from a beautiful place with a beautiful name.
42:06Sir, I have written a small poem in my father's name..
42:09..which I would like to recite to you.
42:10Very good.
42:11Is your father present?
42:13Yes, sir. He is here.
42:13Okay. What is his name?
42:15Armaan Shah, sir.
42:16And his son is Zeenat.
42:17Your names are so beautiful.
42:19Yes, please.
42:21My father has made me sit on his lap.
42:24Whenever the world has made me cry.
42:27Wow.
42:28Whenever he fell, he held me with his hands.
42:31He has taught me every art of living.
42:33Wow.
42:33He was not so knowledgeable.
42:36But he has taught me a lot.
42:39Wow.
42:39I will forget all the favors.
42:41I am the one who has spent his youth for me.
42:45Wow.
42:47Very nice.
42:48Very nice.
42:49Yes, brother.
42:50My name is Bilawal Abbas.
42:52Wow.
42:52And I am from Laiya.
42:53Wow.
42:54And I will recite a poetry from Sarai to you.
42:55Wow.
42:57Please recite it.
42:58Your eyes are like the streets of Samwal.
42:59Okay.
43:00We will always be at your service.
43:02Yes.
43:02You are the owner of the country.
43:04Yes.
43:04We will always be at your service.
43:07We will always be with you.
43:08We will always be at your service.
43:10Yes.
43:11We will always be at your service.
43:14Wow.
43:17Thank you, Mr. Shijab Ali.
43:18Very nice.
43:18Wow.
43:19Very nice.
43:20Wow, Atesh.
43:21Very nice.
43:21Yes.
43:22Hello.
43:23Hello.
43:25Hello.
43:25How are you?
43:27Where is he?
43:29My name is Abdul Rahim.
43:30Okay.
43:31And I am a big fan of Mr. Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
43:33I would like to recite a song of Mr. Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
43:34If you want to listen to it.
43:35No.
43:36No.
43:37No.
43:38Recite it.
43:38No.
43:39I will recite it.
43:40Mr. Rahim was so weak in his childhood.
43:42In fact, he was also so weak.
43:44He was chained to a jinn.
43:45And you can guess, the jinn was outside him.
43:48So the jinn was outside him.
43:50Yes.
43:50Wow.
43:51When he was chained..
43:52Don't pay too much attention to Aman Chahan.
43:56He was chained to a jinn.
43:57He ran away from Chahat Fateh Ali Khan's house.
44:00He was chained to a jinn.
44:01Okay.
44:02He was crying and saying, I am chained to a jinn.
44:04I don't have money.
44:07I asked him, what happened to you?
44:08He said, I didn't pay the zakat.
44:11I have to wear a turban.
44:12Because I am reciting a song of Mr. Chahat Fateh Ali Khan.
44:18Viewers, this was today's show.
44:19We will meet you in the next show.
44:21Take care of yourselves.
44:22Goodbye.