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00:00This guy trying to
00:06Ray I met a guy who
00:08It's so great guy. He's a good friend, but he believed multiple guys were trying to him. They probably were
00:16Well, you have any guys try to I hit him with the you know, if you're not doing anything we could go back to my room
00:25Stop right now
00:27He was very like cut that shit out he hit you with like 50 year old energy he immediately was like that
00:33I don't joke about that. Don't joke about that. Oh god
00:37Yeah, excuse me, I know you're having fun, but I got a feeling you're joking but don't goof about being gay I'm not
00:45He was not did you refuse to come to my hotel room? Of course, dude
00:50You're flying the funny business flag. Yeah, he didn't come into the hotel
00:54He stayed in the lobby when I went up to the room. He probably he didn't want to go two guys in one room
01:00He monitors gayness at all levels. He's like the Mike Pence of like
01:03avoiding gay situations
01:06He probably monitors all things gay
01:09Like direct gay threats obviously, but he probably was like up into your room. Well, there'll be any girls there
01:15No, he's like I gotta say that well, then I'm not going up there. He's like he's like a heterosexual vamp, dude
01:19He really was yeah, I can't go. Yeah, you'd have to invite me in and that would be gay if that girls
01:25Yeah, it was not even you need to have probably at least two if you had just one girl
01:29He bit but I will say taking the elevator up to my room by myself felt a little
01:33Weird why cuz he stayed in the lobby
01:36What for like an hour and a half? What were you doing up there? I just like watch TV
01:42Oh, he just like he was like, I'm not yeah, we had time to kill before a show
01:50I was like, you know, I'm starting to spiral a little being like wait. Did he think I was really trying to him in the car?
01:57Now he's like I'm not gonna risk that you were not joking. Yeah, he was playing it safe
02:04Anyway
02:07Then I like one of the guys I'm not gonna try to
02:11Like I thought you should just send them like clips of like porn. Yeah, this is what I like girl
02:16Yeah, yo, you like this
02:18This is what I like
02:20Yeah, but then that's you know, if you text somebody and you're like just come up to the room
02:24I'm not gonna try to fuck you. It's kind of exactly what somebody would say hundred percent. I was trying to fuck him
02:28That's that's kind of like a come on, baby. Yeah, come on, man. It's probably cold down there in that lobby
02:33Come up here warm up. You should have baby. It's cold outside of them, baby
02:38I really should say I said I'm not gay
02:44Yeah
02:48Well, that's tight that guy was keeping it so tight I've never met one guy that kept it that tight
02:53Got a man. It just like did don't joke about being gay. I
02:59Mean you're an artist dude, which that was like this chance to being gay or like 60% by default
03:05What 70 my back 75 probably I might kiss you if you keep it up, dude. I don't run that trap
03:11I don't know what I do
03:14You