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00:00It's time to unleash your full creative potential.
00:06Go.
00:07Hot dog shoes.
00:09Now EA can collect that ID and sell it back to me.
00:11Whoa, I'm at Raider Publishing.
00:14The last three Raider titles have been subpar.
00:16I am Raider, owner and founder of-
00:19That is Raider!
00:20Raider!
00:21This is like Assassin's Creed 4 where you go to work at the game studio.
00:25Are you saying that we're gonna be plugged into that machine?
00:28Yes, you are.
00:29Just like in Assassin's Creed 4.
00:31I was told that we were here for a publishing deal.
00:34Get paid and that's it.
00:35My parents always say I should quit writing and get a real job, but look at me now.
00:40Activate the suits.
00:41It's gonna publish my book.
00:42Actually, put on Tron outfits and go in the machine.
00:46This is Titanfall.
00:47Look, we're gonna wall run.
00:48Oh, it is Titanfall!
00:50I think my Raider is just a hack Raider that just ripped off of Titanfall and thought nobody would know.
00:56Now you're ripping off Donkey Kong, Jason?
00:58I wrote this before Donkey Kong came out.
01:02You're back.
01:03Huh, interesting, man.
01:05Where'd you come up with that idea?
01:06Oh, this is-
01:07Oh, that literally was Assassin's Creed.
01:10You've got to have faith when you leap.
01:12Okay, you'd be the lemon, guy.
01:14Okay.
01:15You ready?
01:15Yep.
01:16Okay, go.
01:18The fuck was that?
01:20Why does he have a brick that he throws?
01:24What?
01:26It went through the brick.
01:27Look!
01:29Off our record, Ralph.
01:30The machine is fully operational and is successfully extracting all of their ideas.
01:34They're stealing our ideas.
01:35It's okay.
01:37All of our ideas are already stolen from Assassin's Creed.
01:41True.
01:43What kind of a revenge story is this?
01:45It's very simple and straightforward.
01:47It's about revenge.
01:49Let's hijack like Jak and Daxter 2.
01:51Hey, this is a rehearsal!
01:53Let me just borrow this.
01:54What the fuck, Jason?
01:56It is like Jak and Daxter 2.
01:58Stars are overrated.
01:59Oh.
02:01Oh, you're playing on PlayStation.
02:02I'm playing on Xbox.
02:03We're split on which console is the best.
02:06The Sand Seal.
02:07Dang, Ben, you played that game too?
02:11Oh.
02:13That was like stand by me now.
02:15This way.
02:16Cancel it.
02:16Cancel it.
02:19Left trigger, Jason.
02:20Right.
02:22Oh, left!
02:24Left, Ben!
02:25Left!
02:26Oh, if you hold the button down, it just does it.
02:29Oh.
02:37I'm just gonna let you do it.
02:39Left.
02:41Let's try going to the left at the beginning.
02:43Good thinking.
02:45Okay, okay.
02:45There.
02:47Perfect.
02:47Here we go.
02:50This is straight.
02:51What?
02:52I wonder what you have to do with that.
02:54I wonder if the purple character has anything to do with the
02:57Mexican purple lock on the gate.
02:59That's good writing, right?
03:03We're super pigs!
03:05This is your magnum opus.
03:06Hold right trigger to fart.
03:13This is like Mario!
03:14There is no Mario game like this.
03:16Raider cannot get his hands on this story.
03:18I got your best idea, the farting pig one.
03:22Watch this.
03:24Oh my...
03:26I think you know I'm gonna win the race, or something.
03:29That was kind of like a race, maybe.
03:31Oh my g-
03:31What?
03:38Ben, you are a sicko in the head.
03:40We have to extract all your ideas and delete them.
03:42Let me launch you onto the grill, okay?
03:44Get on that.
03:44Onto this?
03:45Yeah.
03:47Oh.
03:48Oh shit.
03:50Okay, that was not onto the grill.
03:54Mustard me up.
03:56Nice.
03:58Oh, I gotta go in here!
04:01Oh, that's cool!
04:03That's awesome!
04:05Man, you're on your phone?
04:08What are you doing?
04:12You're doing a cab skit?
04:15Get off a cab skit!
04:16Jason, just keep driving a little bit.
04:19Let me just verify-
04:20No, what? I got it on the boxes!
04:21All the fire trucks? Come on.
04:23All the fire trucks.
04:24All right, there we go.
04:26All the drafts!
04:27All the dromo drafts!
04:30Skip!
04:31Oh my god.
04:32Okay, yep, I-
04:33No, I don't want the newsletter!
04:34Deactivate! Deactivate!
04:35Get off of it!
04:35Oh, I didn't leave them yet!
04:37Okay, yep.
04:40What are you doing over there?
04:42Oh, fuck!
04:45Jason, it's okay.
04:47I got it, it's fine.
04:48Correct!
04:49We self-destruct!
04:53For that part, I ripped off of my own video.
04:55Let me guess, Ben.
04:57You played Black Myth Wukong.
05:00I'm Groot!
05:01Oh, you can Groot?
05:02I can Groot!
05:04I'm a force of nature.
05:05And I'm funny!
05:06Welcome to the Underland!
05:09Just ripping off an undertale, Ben.
05:11Until the evil Ice King arrives-
05:13Now, adventure time.
05:14And curse the land with ice, threatening all life!
05:16Frozen.
05:18Attack formation!
05:19Now, for this part, I ripped off of Shadow the Hedgehog 2, Astro Bot, and VeggieTales.
05:23Deku Tree.
05:24Meet Lord Evergreen.
05:26Oh, this is Lord Evergreen.
05:29Okay, this is Deku Tree.
05:31After you.
05:31I ripped it off.
05:32I didn't think they could-
05:33Portal.
05:36Inside.
05:37Shadow Complex.
05:39Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty for the Playstation 2.
05:41Giant enemy crab.
05:42Of course!
05:43A giant enemy crab appears!
05:45Whee!
05:46Whee!
05:47I was a professional dancer.
05:49In the game or in real life?
05:51You know what they should do?
05:52They should do a Rush Hour game next.
05:54Oh, they should!
05:56You could be either Jackie Chan or Chris Tucker.
05:58I call Jackie. I call Jackie.
06:01Whoa!
06:02What came out of that egg?
06:04As legend has it, it's the birthplace of the first primordial dragon mother, millenials ago.
06:09Huh.
06:10Imagine how much she needed to eat every day.
06:13Look at the big egg!
06:14Man, they were talking about the big egg for like 10 minutes.
06:17It was a very cinematic moment.
06:18I was thinking about Spyro.
06:20Rely on thy dragons to make your way to the next temple.
06:26Ah, Spyro, me boy!
06:28Remember to log into your Chipotle account with the square button.
06:31Wait, is that a new big egg?
06:32If I just get it to the very cheap way you tap.
06:37Thanks!
06:39How about we keep me alive?
06:41How about we keep me alive, man?
06:43Thanks.
06:44How about we keep me alive?
06:46How about this?
06:50No more. No more.
06:52No more.
06:53No more. Never again.
06:56I gotta jump down and then you blast me in midair.
07:00Shoot it across.
07:01How about this?
07:05Here's what we do.
07:08No!
07:10Why did I stay on the ground for so long?
07:17Hey!
07:18Don't do that.
07:26Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
07:28No! No! No! My friends!
07:33What game is this supposed to be like?
07:35We became hollow.
07:38What I learned from this game is that an intellectual property,
07:42the only valuable part of it is the name.
07:44Listen up, soldiers!
07:46This is our...
07:47Sergeant Johnson. We're after you, Sergeant Johnson.
07:49Oh my God.
07:51What?
07:52Yes, Captain!
07:53We actually are going to get sued over this song right now.