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00:00Alright ladies and gentlemen, it is time for another installment of the Shredder Trials.
00:09And our next challenger has approached to be judged for the prestigious honor of having
00:14a seat at the round table.
00:17And that next challenger is none other than the demonic Avengers level threat, the Tengu
00:24Shredder.
00:25So we ain't gonna waste no time.
00:27Without further ado, it is time to continue the Shredder Trials.
00:32Exhibit A.
00:34Alrighty ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Exhibit A, the Shredder from Hell.
00:43Now the Tengu Shredder is from the depths of hell.
00:50Now I know some of y'all niggas gotta be shook, because first we talked about an alien and
00:53now we're talking about a demon.
00:55I know some of y'all probably thought Shredder was just a human, well I mean the next trial
00:58we will be talking about the human version, but this one however though, yeah get ready
01:02to strap in.
01:03So to understand all of this, we have to go back all the way to 300 A.D.
01:09Now as we can see, this village is burning and people are running for their lives because
01:15they are under attack by a Tengu that was called the Shredder.
01:22Now this big ass Godzilla looking motherfucker was the original Shredder that came from the
01:29depths of hell to wreak havoc on earth.
01:31And look at it, he is killin' niggas out here fryin' motherfuckers extra crispy.
01:37And this demon just wreaked havoc and destroyed everything in his path.
01:41So to stop the Shredder, the Emperor of Japan gathered the 5 greatest warriors in the world
01:47and of those warriors, one of them was none other than the original Oroku Saki.
01:54Yes, Ultram Shredder stole this whole niggas flow to gain respect and have a higher place
02:01in society.
02:02So these great warriors were given sacred armor and they set out to defeat the Shredder.
02:07Now before that battle even starts, we gotta pump the brakes because look at this shit.
02:11That is a whole village over there that has been burnt down and destroyed.
02:15And by my calculations, those villagers are 99.9% dead.
02:20I mean let's be real, it's a demon, he probably snatched all they damn souls.
02:24But anyways, the warriors pull up on Shredder and immediately start to get watched.
02:29They stood no chance.
02:30Look at this dude and his poor horse.
02:32Shredder winded up his fist all the way to the heavens and slayed that nigga all the
02:37way to the Mississippi River.
02:39And look at bro right here, blood tried to hit him with a mace and chain him up around
02:43his tree.
02:44But the demon said, come on, I'm alive, it isn't all done, straight up squashed
02:50that nigga.
02:51So the only person that was able to give this demon a fight was none other than Oroku Saki.
02:57Now Saki was actually able to damage it, he was so strong he was able to cut off the demons
03:02arm and actually bring it to it's knees.
03:05So it looked like it was all over, the world was about to be saved.
03:09He told him, go back to the hell from which you came from, demon.
03:13But right before he was about to give the killing blow, the demon invaded his mind and
03:19he started to seduce this man.
03:21So the Shredder made him an offer.
03:23He told him, ah great warrior, I can give you everything that you desire, money, power,
03:35bitches, doubtless bitches from across the world, all you have to do is sell me your soul.
03:46So after hearing the demon's offer, Saki took the deal, he sold his soul.
03:54So he destroyed the body of the demon to make it look like he defeated him.
03:58But in all actuality, the demon merged with him and Oroku Saki became the host of the
04:05Shredder.
04:06So they returned to Yamato and they were welcomed back with a party by the emperor and all of
04:10the people.
04:11So the emperor is up here praising them, giving them the glory, the honor, and all the glaze.
04:16But little did he and everybody else know that the worst was yet to come.
04:21Cause later on, right after the ceremony, Saki, or no let me rephrase that, the Shredder
04:28came back to Yamato surrounded by demons and destroyed the whole place massacring everybody.
04:37So the emperor, yeah, that nigga's dead.
04:41And over time, he just plunged the entire world into darkness.
04:45Nobody could stop this nigga, not even armies.
04:48They all failed.
04:49He became the world's most feared warlord.
04:52And on top of that, he was a Avengers level threat.
04:54It was hopeless.
04:56This nigga was the demon king that all the isekai protagonists are summoned to come defeat.
05:00So there was only one way to stop this demon king Shredder.
05:05The four other ninjas that used to be his teammates had to learn mystic arts so they
05:11could ascend to godhood because that was the only way they were going to be able to stop
05:16him.
05:17So years later, after they finished training and became gods, they went to confront their
05:22old friend.
05:23Now, as we can see, the Shredder, or should I call him a Roku Hefner, is having a good
05:28old time with his bitches.
05:30The royal penis is clean, your highness.
05:32Until the four dragon warriors bust up in his crib.
05:35So obviously this man Shredder was pissed.
05:37He told him, oh, you cock blocking motherfuckers.
05:41We were just about to get to the good part.
05:44Fuck you Saki, you betrayed us, your best friends, all for one Saki, for a taste of
05:51pussy.
05:52Don't act like I was in the wrong.
05:54Hanging out with you pussyless fools was never going to get me laid.
06:00So Shredder attacks him, but the four dragons were ready because with their mystic arts,
06:04they were able to keep up with him.
06:06So they actually ended up knocking this man down.
06:09Hell, they couldn't even believe it.
06:10So the Shredder decided it was time to release his full power.
06:15So this man transforms into a dragon.
06:22This was wild.
06:23You had to think, oh, these niggas are about to get cooked, but then you got to remember,
06:27oh wait, these niggas are also gods too.
06:30So they transformed into dragon avatars as well.
06:33So it was time for the final boss battle with the world at stake, a big ass dragon battle.
06:39So the motherfucking Green Ranger hits him from the back and smashes him in the ground.
06:44This man got up and used super explosive wave, sending everybody flying.
06:47The Yellow Ranger got flung all the way into a mountain and oh my God, look what he did
06:52to the Green Ranger.
06:53Nigga grabbed her neck and planted her in the ground.
06:56Then he threw her so hard and destroyed the whole castle.
06:59But the four dragons were persistent.
07:01Even though they was getting their ass whooped and getting bitch slapped, they kept on jumping
07:05them.
07:06So then the Yellow Ranger ends up turning into Kung Lao.
07:08Nigga threw his hat and it turned into a shuriken, cutting off both of his hands.
07:11Then they start using ki blasts to seal this man's spirit.
07:15So he ended up running out of ki for his transformation and ended up falling all the way down to the
07:20ground.
07:21The Shredder's reign of terror was finally over.
07:25So the four dragons came up with a plan because they knew they couldn't kill him because this
07:29man was a entity.
07:30Death would not hold this man back.
07:32So they decided to seal him so he would never resurrect.
07:36So these four ninjas ended up becoming the legendary Ninja Tribunal and their whole purpose
07:42was to watch over this man's casket and to train warriors if this man ever resurrected.
07:47And they did this for 1,700 years.
07:52So everything seemed all fine and dandy until his acolytes broke in, stole his casket and
07:59resurrected him.
08:01The Shredder Trials
08:05Exhibit A wrap up.
08:07Multiple mass murders, property damage, multiple attempted murders, criminal mischief, treason
08:17of the highest order, war crimes.
08:21Exhibit B
08:22All righty, ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Exhibit B, Dark Resurrection.
08:29So as I stated at the end of Exhibit A, the Shredder's mystic acolytes broke into the
08:35Tribunal's temple and stole the Shredder's casket so they could resurrect him.
08:39So now we go back to present day New York and his acolytes are performing the ritual
08:44in the Chrysler building.
08:46I know this man spotted man mad doing this satanic shit on his turf.
08:49So to resurrect the Shredder, they had to recite these words and say it in unison.
08:53Mouska, mouska, Mickey Mouse, mouska, mouska, Mickey Mouse, mouska, mouska, Mickey Mouse.
09:05So using the ancient speech to summon the Mickey Mouse clubhouse, the Shredder arose
09:10from the dead and his body was completely rebuilt into the form of a demon and his aura
09:16was so strong he blew the place up.
09:19So once the acolytes knew this man was back, they instantly started glazing.
09:22This nigga Shredder was on some Roman Reigns shit.
09:25The first thing he said out of the casket was, Acknowledge me, aww yes milord.
09:30So Shredder was itching to do some bad things because the man's been sealed for 1700 years,
09:36but also the acolytes told him about the Outram Shredder and how he impersonated him for years
09:43and even though Outram Shredder isn't here anymore, Karai became the new Shredder.
09:49So this man was lit and immediately attacked his acolytes and bro was yelling at him and
09:53telling him, How dare you let those bum ass niggas tarnish my name.
09:58Oh master, we apologize.
10:02So the first thing on this man's agenda was to head to the foot headquarters and while
10:06he was on the way, he decided to cause mayhem.
10:09Nigga was floating down the streets and just destroying everything, causing multiple car
10:14crashes, blowing up newspaper stands, vandalizing that one statue outside of the Rockefeller
10:20Center and my god, this was the worst one.
10:23He let this motherfucker right here burn alive in a car.
10:31This show was shown on 4Kids by the way.
10:33So Shredder arrives at Foot Clan HQ and doesn't even decide to use the door that's clearly
10:38right there.
10:39Nah, he just blows a massive hole open.
10:41So a massive amount of foot ninjas come up and try to ambush him, but Shredder was about
10:45to catch 100 bodies in just 5 seconds, because he immediately blows up the entire area, killing
10:52damn near every foot ninja in the blast radius, and it went so quick, he was disappointed.
10:57Shredder looked at they corpses and said, You call yourselves ninja?
11:01Pathetic.
11:02Put the fries in the bag.
11:04So then the Foot Clan deploys every single mech that they have to try to stop him, but
11:09they failed miserably, getting eviscerated on the spot.
11:13And just look at this carnage, bro.
11:15They stood no chance, nigga right here got folded like an omelet.
11:19So Shredder proceeded to get all the way to the top floor, and he is immediately met by
11:23the Elite Guard, the same Elite Guard that put Leonardo in a coma for a week, and you
11:29know what he does to these dudes?
11:31He uses the force to grab their weapons, then just flings it at them, one-shotting them.
11:37The Foot Clan Elites got one-shot by this man, unbelievable.
11:42So the last people to try to stop him were these Recon Ninja trying to seal him, but
11:47this did not work at all, because this man just breaks out of what they tried to seal
11:51him in, and brutally snatches their souls, he left their bodies an empty husk.
11:57So Shredder was losing patience, he yelled, KARAI, BRING YOUR BITCH ASS OUT HERE.
12:03So Karai comes out in her Shredder armor, and she is not having this.
12:06She told this man, OKAY FIRST OF ALL BABOO, IMA NEED YOU TO LOWER THAT TONE, ROLLING UP
12:11ON MY TURF ON SOME BULLSHIT, NIGGA WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU IS, THE SHREDDER?
12:17I'm a psychologist nigga, you don't think I can read right through your phony ass?
12:23NEWSFLASH OLD NIGGA, I'M IN CHARGE NOW.
12:26So Karai tries to attack him, but Bro immediately grabs her, and throws her into a van, and
12:32Shredder spills himself, yapping out of her saying, OH YEAH, GET ON UP YOU RAGGED HEAD
12:38BITCH.
12:39So Bro grabs her, and throws her across the room again.
12:43This nigga did not come to play games, so Karai had to pull out her trump card.
12:47She pulled out some holy water, and threw it on the nigga, and she actually started
12:51pushing him, she had this man scrambling, so then she kicks him on the wall, and stabs
12:55him right in the gut, and Bro falls to his knees, and it looks like Karai has won.
13:00But my god, this was some fucked up shit this man did.
13:03His helmet falls off, and he just looks at her, and her emotions start to get the best
13:08of her, cause she sees his face and she's like, DADDY?
13:13Oh my sweet child.
13:15So she comes down to try to help him, because she thinks this is her dad, but he TURNS HIS
13:20FACE BACK INTO A DEMON, AND JUST STARTS LAUGHING AT HER.
13:24She is legit traumatized, and Bro just gets up, and rips the sword out of his stomach.
13:29So he turns the sword into a snake, and just has it chase her around, while he's just
13:39watching and laughing the whole time she's running for her life.
13:43This is a sick nigga.
13:44So then he comes down and dropkicks her, and she ends up running into a pole, and the snake
13:48wraps her up.
13:49So before he's about to deliver the final strike, he's giving her a choice of, do you
13:53want to die by my claws, or my serpent's fangs.
13:56Choose wisely now.
13:57So when he's going in for the kill, she makes a hard read and ducks this man, and he ends
14:01up cutting off the serpent's head.
14:03So Shredder lost all his patience, he grabbed her and just threw her on the wall, and Bro
14:07floated up to her and told her, YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF SHREDDER?
14:11YOU FUCKING FRAUD!
14:12TAKE THIS SHIT OFF!
14:15So he rips off her armor, and then, he probably said the wildest line in this entire show.
14:20In his exact words, I quote, After looking at you, perhaps I should let you live.
14:27After all, you would make a fine slave.
14:37Another reminder that this was on 4kids by the way.
14:39So the turtles finally pull up, with some new mystical abilities that they got from
14:44training with the tribunal, and this shredder has never met these turtles yet.
14:47So he was confused, he was like, TALKING TURTLES?
14:51THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, NIGGA TURTLES?
14:54GET OUT!
14:56So shredder said to hell with it, it's time to pull out my ultimate technique.
15:00So this man floats up, and says, DOMAIN EXPANSION.
15:07Yes, this shredder has a domain expansion, and it is broken, because his domain expansion
15:15allows him to raise every single enemy he's killed from the dead.
15:24So all those people he killed during his conquest back in 300 AD, yeah, he could bring them
15:29right back up, along with other creatures from the nether realm.
15:32So he has them attack everybody, and they can't do nothing, because every time they
15:36take one out, they just rise back up.
15:39They were going against an immortal army, but here comes Karai again, but she got a
15:42new toy, she got a holy water sword.
15:45So she starts clashing swords with shredder, and she actually ends up landing a hit.
15:48But this just pissed him off, because he walked her down, and cut her sword in half.
15:54So he walked her down, and had his undead grab her and hold her in place.
15:58So he is about to kill her, but Karai's boyfriend, Dr. Chaplin, shoots this nigga
16:03with a holy water gun, blowing a hole in his stomach.
16:07But this did nothing.
16:09This man was truly immortal, he started laughing, and just regenerated.
16:14So he looked at her boyfriend, and said, Oh, I get it, is this your girl nigga?
16:20Well if it is, congratulations, because you have a front row seat of me blowing your bitch
16:26back out!
16:27To be honest with you, I don't know how the hell Karai survived this, I don't.
16:36She should be dead, dead as hell.
16:37So shredder blows everybody off the roof, and the turtles and everybody gotta retreat.
16:41This battle was hopeless.
16:43They got they ass beat, Karai got put in a coma, and lost all her drip.
16:47She has no sauce.
16:48But you know where she can get that drip back at?
16:49She can get that sauce back on CJTheChamp.com, with that 2 mil merch, link in the description,
16:55she need it.
16:56SELFISH PLUG ON THE SHREDDER TRIALS.
17:01EXHIBIT B WRAP UP.
17:03ATTEMPTED MURDER, MURDER, ARSON, CRIMINAL MISCHIEF, MASS MURDER, ASSAULT, VEHICULAR
17:12MANSLAUGHTER.
17:13EXHIBIT C.
17:14Alright ladies and gents, it is now time for our final exhibit, Exhibit C, HELL ON EARTH.
17:25So after shredder brutalized and destroyed the foot clan in a night, he decided it's
17:30time to take over New York.
17:32So he makes his way over to the mayor's house, and instead of walking through the
17:36door like a civilized citizen, this man decides to break through the roof so he can fly in
17:42and assert his dominance.
17:43So the mayor was terrified, while shredder was up here floating and saying, this is what
17:47you deserve for those foolish tax cuts you fat fool.
17:51So he picks this man up, and throws him to the side of the wall.
17:56That man's back has got to be broken, he threw him so far, he made a dent in the wall.
18:02And that man is knocked the fuck out, so you just assaulted a government official, broke
18:07his back, and the way his head landed, he probably just gave him Antonio Brown levels
18:11of CTE.
18:12So it was time for shredder to enact this plan.
18:15He started using his domain expansion to transform the entire city into HELL ON EARTH.
18:23It was complete chaos.
18:24Some people even got hit, and got their soul snatched, and turned into an undead monster.
18:30And to make sure it covered everything, this man transformed back into his demonic dragon
18:36form, and spreaded out his domain all the way throughout the entire city.
18:41And when he was done, he turned the entire city into HELL.
18:45There is a fucking volcano in times square, look at the statue of liberty, what the hell
18:52is that?
18:53And shredder wasn't even gonna stop here.
18:55He was going to spread his domain across the entire planet, but he needed time to rest
19:00before he could do it.
19:01So the ninja turtles and everybody had to come up with a plan, and that was to form
19:05the avengers.
19:06To do this, they had to get other acolytes from the tribunal, Agent Bishop and Dr. Stockman
19:11from their shadow organization, every superhero in the city, and Karai with whatever was left
19:17with the foot.
19:18So they all go to shredder's stronghold, and start to assault the base.
19:22So after they had to fight through floors of monsters, and kill the shredders mystic
19:26acolytes, they finally reached his throne room, and he welcomed them in.
19:31Because he wanted to kill them personally, because all of them were trained by the tribunal,
19:35the people that sealed him to begin with.
19:37But before he was about to attack, Karai pulled out some mystic ninjutsu, to start draining
19:42this man's power.
19:43So this actually ends up knocking him down, because they finally found a weakness against
19:48this man.
19:49So this big bastard Hun, walks up to bro's body, and kicks him, and he's like, nigga
19:55you ain't shit, compared to master shirel, nigga you trash.
20:00But Hun celebrated too soon.
20:02Master grabbed this man, floated up and told him, how dare you put your lonely monkey feet
20:09on my drip nigga, you should focus on fixing that bagged up ass hairline of yours.
20:18So the final battle finally started, bootleg superman silver century tried to punch him,
20:23but got blocked immediately, and bro started breaking his arm and telling him, my god your
20:28hairline's even worse.
20:30And then the vegeta started coming in fashion, and throws him to god knows where, nigga hit
20:36him with the team rocket special.
20:41So this man charges up a massive ki blast, and blasts everybody outside of the stronghold,
20:47and starts coming at them at full speed, on a demon horse with a trident.
20:52So this man tries to impale Raphael, but he ended up dodging it, and he ends up getting
20:56surrounded by all 8 of the acolytes trained by the tribunal.
21:00But he didn't care that he was about to get jumped, matter of fact, he was filled with
21:05joy, he wanted this shit.
21:07So Raphael is the first one to attack, along with the bride from Kill Bill, but he throws
21:12Raphael in the shorty.
21:13Then here comes Hanzo, he gets washed and thrown to the side, just like overwatch, garbage.
21:19So here comes Mikey from the other side, but he gets first choked, slammed on the ground,
21:24then he got drugged, hit Donatello, and they both got slammed on a tree with thorns.
21:29This man just hit a collateral.
21:31So then Leonardo and the last two dudes try to attack him, but they get hit by that Wukong
21:35immobilized, and you just see him get blown up in the distance.
21:39So this man just caught like 8 assault charges, and you know what, I saw this comment on my
21:43last video.
21:44You forgot to mention that these are TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles, and you know what, you're
21:49damn right.
21:50So guess what?
21:51We hitting that nigga with child abuse!
21:55So Master Splinter runs over here, and he's grieving over his sons getting they ass beat,
22:00and while the ancient one is behind him trying to comfort him, HIS FAT ASS GETS HIT WITH BACKSHOCKS.
22:06So the shredder is looking at Master Splinter, and all hope seems lost, but the turtle's
22:11amulets end up using the power of ass pull, because the spirit of Hamato Yoshi comes out
22:18of the amulets, and he is wounding this man's soul.
22:22All of his evil energy is leaking out of him, so to repair himself, he had to take down
22:27his domain expansion, and absorb all of that energy, and turn back into his dragon form.
22:34So Master Splinter had to give these boys a pep talk, he told them, oh my sons, reach
22:38deep into yourself, for some Bruce Lee shit, and enter the dragon.
22:43So these boys ended up manifesting dragon avatars, just like the tribunal did in 300
22:48AD.
22:49So the fate of the world all comes down to another dance of the dragons.
22:53So they start pushing him, but they getting bitch slapped.
22:56So Leonardo lands a kamehameha, and puts his ass in the dirt, but this was not gonna stop
23:01him.
23:02Raphael came in to get a bite, just to get bitch slapped across New York, and landed
23:06on a yacht.
23:07I hope the god people weren't on there.
23:10Then Donatello and Michelangelo take a double facial, pause, but here comes Leonardo hitting
23:16him with a kamikaze.
23:18I hope to god nobody is in these buildings right now, because if they are, they are dead.
23:22So Leonardo ended up taking himself down on that shoulder bash, and Shredder got up,
23:26and made his way to Karai, because she was trying to use that dark magic shit on him
23:30again.
23:31So he flies down, and the first person he goes for, is none other than Baxter Stockman.
23:38This man can't catch a break.
23:40Hey whatever Shredder it is, it doesn't matter, at the end of the day, they always got two
23:45things in common, hating turtles, and abusing Baxter Stockman.
23:49So he ends up eating this nigga, then fucking Dr. Chaplin, again.
23:53So he is about to chow down on Karai, but Raphael and Donatello grab him by the snout,
24:00and Mikey comes in with a spear, planting his big ass, and that gave Karai enough time
24:05to finish the ritual, and zapping all of this man's dark energy.
24:09So they start jumping, playing ping pong with his ass, and it got so bad, he ended up losing
24:14his helmet and gauntlet, and that is significant, because that makes him a mortal being again.
24:21So Donatello comes from the top up, and sits on him, then after pinning him down, their
24:26amulets end up manifesting the spirit of Hamato Yoshi again.
24:29So this man Shredder was pissed, he was yelling at him like, no I will not lose to some bullshit,
24:36this makes no fucking sense.
24:38You are right, it doesn't make a lick of sense, but it doesn't matter, because this
24:43is on 4Kids, so Hamato Yoshi jumps up, and freezes this nigga, splitting him right down
24:50the middle.
24:53Engaging.
24:54Alright everybody, we now turn our attention to the board of charges, and my god just look
25:03at it, look at it, absolutely nasty work.
25:08Multiple charges with multiple counts.
25:10I think it's safe to say another Shredder, another seat at the table, because this spread
25:15is ridiculous.
25:16And we still got one more to go, and this last one, he takes hating to another level.
25:25So before I get out of here, I just gotta thank y'all for 2 mil real quick, absolutely
25:30insane.
25:31It's still so surreal to me man, because I had no clue I would get this far, I was
25:35just doing this shit in college for fun, and voila, but hey man, I wouldn't take it
25:40back.
25:41So I love every single one of y'all, and until the final trial, The Shredder Trials.