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00:00Welcome to the Captain's Lounge, where you'll see ladies as members only.
00:21Yes.
00:22Hello.
00:23Sue Chef's here.
00:24Anything you need, I'll be there.
00:25Nice to meet you.
00:26You're welcome.
00:28This girl is on fire.
00:30You're waging something in fire, man.
00:36Oh, God.
00:37I literally met you for like five seconds.
00:39I know.
00:40I wish we could cuddle and watch a movie.
00:42Cuddle's nice, but we've got a lot of work to do, man.
00:45He's like, I wish we could cuddle and watch a movie.
00:47Leading to something that...
00:48He's too serious.
00:49Mm, so annoying.
00:51If Harry's not gonna make a move, I see this fading out.
00:55I just need to be honest that I have feelings for Adair.
00:58Okay.
00:59Like, I cannot be interested in everyone.
01:01I know.
01:04He's in love with Adair.
01:05The thing is, Adair doesn't know.
01:07Of course he doesn't know.
01:08Adair looks just like Adair.
01:10Do you enjoy torturing me?
01:12Good night.
01:24Good night.
01:43Good morning.
01:44Good morning.
01:45Morning, darling.
01:47Hello, my love.
01:51Did you sleep well?
01:52I did.
01:53They passed out.
01:54I was so tired.
01:55Ready for the first day?
01:56I'm very excited.
02:00It was so nice dancing with you yesterday.
02:02It was good fun.
02:03And I hope I didn't make you feel, you know, awkward or anything.
02:06No.
02:07And it was too much, especially for, like, your first day.
02:10No, I think there was nothing wrong.
02:12It was quite good fun.
02:13Last night, I went for a kiss.
02:15It was a little bit out of character for me.
02:17I just, you know, wanted to get things right.
02:21In Greece, we have the Greek gods Aphrodite, Eros.
02:25They're definitely knocking on my door.
02:27From being cold in my heart, you know, this arrow.
02:33And it feels warmer.
02:35It's like...
02:37We'll see. We'll see.
02:38I'm here to help.
02:40Have a good time.
02:42Deck, deck.
02:43So the jet ski replacement just arrived.
02:46The jet ski at the moment that we have with a hole in it,
02:49it's getting to be taken off to be repaired.
02:51Let's get it out of the way.
02:52Copy that, Captain.
02:53Should we just, like, get a room done?
02:55Like, bed and everything?
02:56Yeah, let's do it.
02:57Where to start?
03:00That look fine on the back?
03:02Gotta get this s*** in the boat.
03:05More down, more down, more down.
03:06Nice.
03:07Nice job, operator.
03:09Then we do the fridge and freezer.
03:10Just going through, like, moldy veg, basically.
03:12Where should we put it?
03:15Regarding what?
03:17Um...
03:19So you told Serena that you weren't interested?
03:21I told her I'm interested in someone else.
03:23And Serena took it OK?
03:24Yeah.
03:25She called me off guard just before my cabin.
03:27She's like, no, kiss me.
03:28So you kissed?
03:30Yeah, we did kiss.
03:32But she kissed me.
03:34You did everything right, you were honest,
03:36and now you've gone back to school.
03:37No, she knows where she's standing with me.
03:39Don't mess with my girls.
03:41So have you always done some cooking?
03:43I don't want to disappoint you.
03:45I've got a passion for it, I'm not a chef.
03:47I wouldn't expect you at 25 to be a chef anyway.
03:51I have no official training, but I have a lot of passion,
03:54and aspiring chef is kind of like my next role in life.
03:58I grew up cooking in a family full of four girls,
04:00and my twin sister, she plays such a pivotal role in my life.
04:04Like, she is my everything.
04:06And then when we kind of went separate ways,
04:08tried to, like, create our own identity,
04:10I probably didn't deal with independence as well as she did.
04:14My identity was found to my sister completely,
04:16and it meant that I hit, like, a bit of a low point in my life.
04:19Went out more, partied more,
04:21anything to mask the feeling of being alone,
04:23and it was just probably quite self-destructive.
04:26I'd love to learn everything I can from you,
04:29but whatever you need, I'll do my best to help.
04:32So now that she's got her own life, she's got her own boyfriend,
04:35she lives out in Australia,
04:36it's time to grow up a bit and figure out what makes me me.
04:42What I would personally like is you making Korean food
04:46and seeing how you are and how we work in the galley together.
04:49Yeah.
04:50So you, a new girl...
04:53I like her. Yeah.
04:54What about you with Bri?
04:56I don't know, you know, no rush.
04:58No, no, no, no, no, chill, globally.
05:00Exactly.
05:01How are you and Harry?
05:03I feel like we're both kind of shy and it's kind of tough.
05:06I was hoping to kind of see where Harry's head's at,
05:09but eventually I'm probably going to get tired of this questioning game
05:13and just walk away.
05:17I think Laura's angry at me.
05:18What did you do to her?
05:20I didn't do anything.
05:21Speaking of the devil...
05:24Are you angry with him?
05:25Yes.
05:26OK.
05:27He's been kissing too many girls.
05:28You've been kissing too many girls.
05:30Who else did I kiss?
05:31There's six girls on this boat.
05:32And you're going to get through all of them, I'm sure.
05:35At this point,
05:36Vianne and I, I think, are just flirty friends
05:38that probably shouldn't drink around each other.
05:40Vianne is obviously a s*** stirrer,
05:42but let's be clear, I would definitely hook up with him.
05:47Are you going to apologise?
05:48I'm not apologising.
05:49Oh, there's a hair in the middle of the bed.
05:51Oh.
05:53Did you get it?
05:55Wow.
05:57Honestly, I would have never caught that.
05:59Maybe this one's my hat.
06:00This one's yours.
06:01Seems that one is yours.
06:02Yeah?
06:03Are you still my hat?
06:04It is.
06:07She's so cute.
06:09Maybe I'm just in love.
06:10I want you to start off slow, so maybe for crew lunch
06:13we could just do a nice soup and toasties.
06:15Is there a toastie machine?
06:17Just there.
06:18Oh, brilliant.
06:20I think I should share something with you.
06:22Share something with me?
06:23Yeah.
06:24OK.
06:25Well, I don't know if you know what's going on.
06:27Uh...
06:28I mean, I don't...
06:30You've got to give me more context.
06:32There's a little bit of a thing going on between Marina...
06:37Uh-huh.
06:38...and Zarina.
06:40And Johnny?
06:41No, and me.
06:42Oh, and you.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Oh.
06:45But I told her it's not going to work.
06:46So, what, you just feel bad?
06:47No.
06:48And this is the other part of the story.
06:50She asked me,
06:51is there anyone that you are into?
06:53I said, yes, but unfortunately we are working together.
06:57Ah.
06:59That's sweet.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:02Vion and I are a great team,
07:04but he just doesn't really seem like my type of guy.
07:08I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
07:10No.
07:11I want my guy to have a nice southern accent
07:14and drive a big lifted truck.
07:16You think Vion's going to pull up and roll the window down
07:18in the Lifted King Ranch?
07:19No.
07:20Vion drives a Mini Cooper.
07:22But, yeah, I do think you are f***ing cool.
07:25I thought I'd just share it with you.
07:28Yeah.
07:29We're running out of time.
07:30Come on.
07:31So, go slow.
07:32Okay.
07:35Attention, Vion, Lara, and Serena.
07:38Preference sheet meeting.
07:39Crew mess, please.
07:41Copy that.
07:47Right.
07:48Another group of ladies.
07:50Oh.
07:52Caroline is a trial attorney and philanthropist,
07:55and she is reuniting friends from San Diego and Perth, Australia.
07:58On night one, the guests want a tropical-themed evening
08:00with an array of local cuisine.
08:02Day two, they hope to go on a biking tour
08:04to view a tortoise sanctuary.
08:06Oh, I'd love to.
08:08They want to end the tour with a picnic
08:09on the iconic Anse Sausse d'Argent beach.
08:13Badiq has the number one beach in the world at the moment.
08:16It has beautiful turquoise water, white sand,
08:18granite mountains, and a tortoise sanctuary.
08:21It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
08:23This is why people travel from all over the world
08:26to the Seychelles.
08:27We'll drive them in on the tender.
08:29They'll bike down to the picnic section,
08:31to the Coconut Grove, where the tortoise sanctuary is.
08:34It will have a van supplied for us.
08:36OK.
08:37The picnic group can go and set up, and the guests are away.
08:40We might send one of our crew with the bike
08:42so they're in radio contact, obviously,
08:44and we need to start coordinating how that'll be done.
08:46We're giving this excursion our all.
08:48A lot of communication required.
08:50This is a big test for everyone.
08:52Let's get our thinking caps on.
08:54Thank you very much.
08:56OK, guys, I need to run quickly.
08:58I'm going to the dock.
08:59Have you ever had Waffle House?
09:01Never.
09:02What?
09:03You would love Waffle House.
09:05How is the soup?
09:06Definitely needs a lot more seasoning, salt and pepper.
09:10Where's Vianne?
09:14Adair, while country music is playing in the background,
09:17clearing those beautiful green eyes and beautiful smile
09:20has taken over, and all I'm thinking about
09:22is the next time I'm seeing you again.
09:24Would you mind just setting up all the glasses?
09:26Of course.
09:27Making sure that they're all nice and clean, all their shine.
09:30To feel those crazy butterfly feelings in my tummy again,
09:33your presence light up a room.
09:35Where is Vianne?
09:36She's been gone ages.
09:41All crew, all crew, provisions.
09:44Copy.
09:45There he is.
09:46Wonder where he went.
09:47Don't lift, don't lift.
09:48Why?
09:49There's so many men here.
09:50Why would you hurt your back?
09:51Um, where are they?
09:53This is food, yeah?
09:54That's a lot of f***ing bagels.
09:56Needs to go, get emptied and come back.
09:58I'll do it.
09:59Oh.
10:03Go right there.
10:04The air con.
10:05Thanks.
10:06Look, there's three of you in this doorway.
10:07We need to carry it all the way down.
10:08Wow.
10:09Thanks, Laura.
10:10You do the easy job.
10:11Bye.
10:12Bye.
10:13Vianne, he's a princess.
10:14I don't know how a princess is going to f***ing help me.
10:16She's running up and down the dock by herself.
10:18Can you please take this one?
10:19I cannot pick it up.
10:20Bri.
10:22Each in their room for tonight.
10:23Perfect.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26No way.
10:28Marina, let's go to the main salon.
10:30Okay, on my way.
10:35All right, ladies.
10:36So we have another load of ladies.
10:38We've done so well so far.
10:40Keep the energy up.
10:41Everything's got to be perfect.
10:42What I'm going to do is, Marina,
10:43I just think you run housekeeping amazingly,
10:45so I want to keep you in housekeeping.
10:48Guess what?
10:49Housekeeping again.
10:50No surprise here.
10:51Being a good leader and manager,
10:52you don't want to upset anyone,
10:53but I'm not here for feelings.
10:55I'm here to get the job done,
10:56and I need the best people in the best places.
10:59You know what you're doing.
11:00You're competent.
11:01Compliments will go so far
11:02when you don't see the light of day for three days.
11:05Let's smash it again, girls.
11:09It's not fair.
11:10This is so frustrating.
11:13Coming up...
11:14It just feels a bit like the boys
11:16are just all kind of just chilling.
11:18What else is there for me to do?
11:19You need to give them a bit of a kick up the ass.
11:21How does Laura even have free time
11:23to monitor my deck crew?
11:24Because obviously your stuff is not getting done.
11:26F*** sakes.
11:34Go, go, go.
11:38Knockout.
11:39There's no toiletries in the shower.
11:41Okay.
11:42This has makeup on it,
11:43so that needs to be changed.
11:45Good job, Johnny.
11:46Good job, Johnny.
11:47Should I go change, bro?
11:48Yeah.
11:49Are you ready, Alicia?
11:50As I'll ever be.
11:52Oh, the salad is too basic.
11:54I've got to just get it out, babe.
11:56F*** sakes.
11:59I just found these on my bed.
12:02Hey, you have the same, bro.
12:04All crew, this is a 20-minute heads up
12:06for guest arrivals.
12:09It's as hot as I am.
12:10You're asking the wrong girls.
12:12You need to go in the galley.
12:13That's your fan base right there.
12:16Waited for another charter.
12:17We'll love to go to service, though.
12:19Yeah.
12:20I really like Jan,
12:21but every time I see him,
12:22he's just like chatting to Adele,
12:23or like,
12:24he doesn't do anything.
12:25She makes me so nervous, bro.
12:27On here?
12:28Everything is not super private, you know?
12:30So that's why I wrote a letter.
12:32For what?
12:33You're asking her to marry you?
12:34No.
12:35I'm telling her that I like her.
12:37I don't know if she feels the same way.
12:39Can I read it?
12:40Yeah, but not now.
12:41It's a long letter.
12:42Okay.
12:43It's a lot of depth in there.
12:44Jesus.
12:45Can someone turn the temperature down?
12:47At least it has a breeze.
12:48There they are.
12:49Come on, girls.
12:50Caroline, slow down.
12:51Okay.
12:52Look at them and their colors.
12:54Oh, they look gorgeous, though.
12:56Boys, watch out.
12:57The cougars are coming.
12:58I love it.
12:59I would wear every single one of those dresses.
13:01Me, too.
13:02Woo!
13:03Yay!
13:04Hello, ladies.
13:05You look amazing.
13:07I'm Jason.
13:08Nice to meet you.
13:09Jason.
13:10Hi, Jason.
13:11I'm Jacqueline.
13:12Nice to meet you, Jacqueline.
13:13Nice to meet you.
13:14The car is going to take you around,
13:15and we'll get out of here.
13:16Woo!
13:17So, I need to crack on with the platters.
13:20I'm majorly checking you out.
13:22Okay.
13:23All right, let's go see the cabin.
13:24The two primaries.
13:26Okay, this will be our party.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Meet in my room.
13:30They've got, like, 30 pieces.
13:31Solid effort.
13:32Maybe we should do, like, a little hummus plate.
13:34That would be nice.
13:35Woo!
13:36Woo!
13:37Okay, crew, I'm leaving in the tender.
13:39Okay, we're going to start taking all lines off.
13:41Copy that.
13:42Dropping all lines.
13:43You want some?
13:44I can never be empty.
13:45You can never be empty, inside or out.
13:47Captain, all lines are off and clear.
13:49Oh, we're leaving.
13:50Keep your eyes on the port side.
13:52On port side.
13:53Three meters and steady now.
13:54Platters are ready when you are.
13:55They look gorgeous.
13:57We will meet the tender over there.
13:59Copy that.
14:02They're going to put some stuff out on the bed to steam.
14:04Okay, lovely.
14:05For crew food tonight, do you want to do some Thai food?
14:07Yeah, fine.
14:08Perfect.
14:09Are you happy?
14:10I'm happy.
14:11Yeah?
14:12Claudia is amazing.
14:13Normally with sous chefs, I like to observe for a few days
14:17and see how they work.
14:18I really want to understand their palate, how they season,
14:22what spices they use, how they plate so far.
14:25She's a little bit on the greener side,
14:27but she has the enthusiasm and she actually wants to be here.
14:30She's got the right attitude, and that's all I need.
14:33You're not going to abandon me?
14:35Never.
14:36Okay, you can drop, drop, drop.
14:39Tequila shot?
14:40Of course.
14:41Everybody needs a tequila shot.
14:43Anchors on the ground.
14:45Bravo, girl.
14:46Deck crew, let's get into our wits and start setting up.
14:49All right, getting ready, eh?
14:51Cheers!
14:52Welcome!
14:53Delicious.
14:54I think we go down to our rooms.
14:55Okay.
14:56These ladies are going to be a lot of fun.
14:58It's like girls gone wild for 50-year-olds.
15:01Do these doors just open?
15:03Press the button.
15:04Pressing it really hurts.
15:05Is it this button?
15:06Oh!
15:07No, I've been waiting for you.
15:10I'm going to redo the button now.
15:12Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:14Oh!
15:15Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:17Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:19Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:21Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:37Who would stop for a feed and a chat any day, wouldn't she?
15:41Yep.
15:42We've put everything out now that we can.
15:44You two go down now for two hours.
15:46Yep.
15:47Okay.
15:48What's the practice, Harry?
15:49I don't know.
15:50Like we went on a date and then she's like, hey, bye.
15:53So he needs to get into gear.
15:55It might be fizzling.
15:56Do you want it to fizzle?
15:57If I'm staring down, just like...
15:58Be a bit bored of it.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Harry needs to set up his game.
16:03I need to give her the love letter.
16:05Can I...
16:06Do you want me to...
16:07Are you going to read it out loud?
16:08Do you want me to read it out loud?
16:09Yeah, absolutely.
16:10I did.
16:11You speak your mind and has no filter and that I love the most.
16:15Never change that as that is what makes you, you.
16:18Just going to film these guys chatting away, not doing any work.
16:22Your accent...
16:24Accent!
16:25...makes my heart skip a beat.
16:27He loves her accent.
16:28She has no inside voice and she's like, yeah, back that up around here.
16:32Swing the back end around.
16:34And he likes that, which is, yeah, cool.
16:36Well, you're special.
16:38That's beautiful, wow.
16:39She'll love it.
16:40Oh!
16:41Here we go.
16:42We'd like to do some water sports.
16:44How are you getting on?
16:45Good, just rushing as fast as I can.
16:48OK, so this is your throttle.
16:50Take it easy to start.
16:51I haven't done super.
16:52You can put some goggles on, you can go underwater, back up.
16:55If you want to go faster, just press green.
16:58So we need to get the sun deck set up by at least six.
17:01And then dinner around eight o'clock.
17:03OK.
17:04Ah!
17:05Lock my room.
17:06All right, great work.
17:07Thank you, guys.
17:08Was your break good?
17:09Yeah, I showered, washed my hair.
17:11Nice.
17:12I know I didn't really want to get the boys in their underwear,
17:14but I've got some, like, those palm leaves.
17:16Right.
17:17Stick them to the silver hot pans.
17:19I'll see you in two hours.
17:20Oh, my God.
17:21We just use them like they're meat.
17:22They love it.
17:23They do love it.
17:24So for tonight, the guests have requested a Seychelles Island-themed dinner.
17:28I mean, does silver hot pan scream Seychelles?
17:31Not really, but the women are going to love it.
17:33We actually have an outfit change for this on it,
17:36and you're going to fan the women at dinner.
17:38All right.
17:39Think of the money.
17:41What time's dinner?
17:42Eight o'clock.
17:43I'm going to go wash my hair.
17:44Me too.
17:45Looks like the boys are getting down to their speedos tonight.
17:47I think these ladies will love it.
17:48I filmed them earlier.
17:49I didn't tell you.
17:50When I saw the monitor, they're just laughing out.
17:52I caught them.
17:53Don't have a chat, the old dick.
17:55Sorry.
17:56I just love you so much.
18:00I'm just going to go down for like an hour, okay?
18:02Okay.
18:03It's quite cute, isn't it?
18:04I like it.
18:05We're pretty low on bay leaves, so just be careful.
18:08Okay.
18:09Oh, actually, I could do with a few.
18:11Vianne?
18:12Yeah?
18:13Is there anyone that can help set up dinner?
18:15We've got to get this done.
18:16Not really, no.
18:17Why?
18:18Because Harry is down, and I need a dare for the water toys.
18:22It just feels a bit like the boys are just all kind of just chilling.
18:26It's just a bit annoying to see us getting it done as quick as possible,
18:30and then Adair's like always wandering around like she's got nothing to do.
18:33That's crazy.
18:34And then things like this, like you guys, someone could be doing this.
18:37Of course.
18:38Things like that.
18:39But I've got a very tricky situation with that.
18:40Why?
18:41Because if we are just going to walk off deck
18:44and start giving you a hand in the interior,
18:46then they're going to start taking the piss out of that.
18:48Right.
18:50Honestly, this is a very gray area for me.
18:52I've never worked with anyone like Vianne.
18:55He doesn't show any initiative, he's all about himself,
18:58and he doesn't have the passion for the job.
19:00I don't even get time to send the girls to dinner or lunch.
19:02What else is there for me to do?
19:04You need to give them a bit of a kick up the ass.
19:06Yeah.
19:07All right.
19:08How does Laura even have free time to monitor my deck crew?
19:10Because obviously your stuff is not getting done,
19:12so I wonder where the problem is.
19:14You'll find it.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:25Shit.
19:26That's so hot.
19:27I still haven't heard the exact times from Vianne,
19:29but the picnic's tomorrow, right?
19:31Yeah.
19:32What are you thinking for lunch?
19:33English high tea.
19:34We can make it really elegant for them.
19:36Nice.
19:37Awesome.
19:39It's the interior.
19:40I feel like us as a deck team are helping them a lot,
19:42but obviously the interior sees it a little bit different.
19:45To be honest, I personally don't get it.
19:47My advice would be to just never stand around
19:50and not make it like as if you're doing nothing.
19:53Yeah.
19:54If you need my help, tell me.
19:55I'm not going to say no to you.
19:56Laura and Vianne, I don't know who's right.
19:59I just don't care.
20:00Let's keep the fun going.
20:01Let's keep the money flowing.
20:03F*** your problems.
20:04Find a solution.
20:05I feel so bad of saying this because it's not the truth.
20:08You're really hurting my feelings right now.
20:10I'm so sorry.
20:11Vianne, Vianne, can you come to the breeze plant?
20:15Copy.
20:17Yay!
20:18Oh, wow, you look gorgeous.
20:19Do you need help with earrings?
20:20Oh, those are beautiful.
20:21Tomorrow, off the boat at 11?
20:2311, yeah.
20:24Plan is we're dropping off guests in this marina.
20:27Okay.
20:28They'll be driving down south.
20:29There's a bit to organize.
20:30I'll leave it up to you.
20:31I want you to meet your team.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Talk to Laura, talk to Chef.
20:34Right.
20:35All right.
20:36Thanks, Cap.
20:37See you, mate.
20:38Do you think it's freaky if I put out a salad for lunch?
20:40I would definitely put that out.
20:41All crew, all crew, there is some dinner in the crew area.
20:46Oh, wow.
20:47Wow.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:49Welcome.
20:50Do ladies want a drink?
20:52I'd like two martinis.
20:53Two martinis?
20:54Yes, that was beautiful.
20:55And I want two.
20:56Two of those?
20:57Yeah, absolutely.
20:58No problem at all.
21:00Marina, Laura, could you please help in cabins?
21:01Copy that.
21:02I'm on my way.
21:03Oh, I'm sweating buckets.
21:06So hungry, bro.
21:07Once Adele's had dinner, she can help Marina in cabins.
21:10Copy that.
21:12You're welcome.
21:13Cheers.
21:15We're going to serve the first course in the Hawaiian shirt.
21:19Second one, you're going to have the shirt open.
21:21And then you're wearing this.
21:22I don't know if I'm going to fit in that thing.
21:27It's always a bit of a tricky one, isn't it?
21:29The chicken.
21:31What the ****?
21:33Don't ****ing cry, you.
21:35Is it hot?
21:36Give it a taste.
21:41I'll try it.
21:45What the ****?
21:47Cut it off.
21:50This curry warms up my whole inside.
21:53It almost came out of my eyes.
21:55Keep on eating, keep on smiling.
21:57Why do you eat it, bro?
21:58You're going to be ****ing over-eating tonight.
22:01I'm hungry, bro.
22:02I'm so sorry.
22:03I love spice.
22:06Have you tried it?
22:07It can't be too bad.
22:08Pretty diabolical.
22:10It's OK.
22:11It's first day.
22:12It's first day.
22:13As long as the crew are fed and they don't die.
22:16Service, please, interior.
22:18Guys.
22:19We're waiting for her to plate.
22:20She's going to get changed.
22:21Quick.
22:22****ing hell.
22:23I want to learn Australian.
22:24I want to learn how to speak.
22:25You want to learn how to speak another language.
22:27She's like, I tried and didn't go by until here.
22:30We need to go in.
22:31This is getting cold.
22:32It's whole salt-baked local red snapper with local mangoes.
22:37So just do like we normally do.
22:38Yes, ma'am.
22:39Copy.
22:40Roger that.
22:43Just want to put the makeup wipes like very, very visible.
22:46Last trip, they just freaking ignored it.
22:49Just wipe with the white towel.
22:51Oh, look at you guys.
22:52Hello, ladies.
22:54That looks so pretty.
22:56Oh, my God.
22:57A local red snapper, which has been salt-baked.
23:00Mango salad.
23:01Bon appetit.
23:03I like the shirts, guys.
23:04There's more coming.
23:08This fish is insanely good.
23:10I love the mango with it.
23:12What are you not using?
23:13And then I'll also clean it.
23:14Just put the stuff back in the fridge.
23:16Yeah.
23:17And these back in the cupboard.
23:18There's a lot to be said for being a sous-chef.
23:20It's a lot of work.
23:21It's a lot of an adjustment.
23:23But Serena's a great boss to have.
23:25If I can make her proud, do the job,
23:27and just assist in any way possible,
23:29I'm going to learn a lot.
23:31Super sous.
23:32Sous.
23:35Do you have a type?
23:36I thought that I do.
23:38But I don't know how well it's working for me,
23:40so it's probably time to switch it up.
23:44So now what?
23:45We take the buttons off?
23:47No, just the buttons with the fence.
23:49So what's your type?
23:51Maybe a little Redneck vibe.
23:53Well, I mean, bring me a beer.
23:55A little, yeah, exactly.
23:57Someone bring me a damn beer.
23:59I was f***ing joking there.
24:01That's sad.
24:05How is that?
24:06Yeah?
24:07Perfect.
24:08Just to let you know, we are clearing.
24:10Copy.
24:11I have an obsession with baths.
24:12We know.
24:13Baths?
24:14Baths.
24:15Baths?
24:16In the bath, I turn the TV on.
24:17Oh, you've seen the baths.
24:18In the baths.
24:19I thought you meant like bats.
24:20Oh, I like them too.
24:21Oh.
24:22Beautiful.
24:23I'm so hungry.
24:25Go eat something.
24:26I can't.
24:27This is local chicken curry with pineapple.
24:31Piece by piece, it's coming down.
24:33Damn.
24:36I'm going to need you cleaning down after me in a bit.
24:39Yes.
24:40Oh, now the shirts are open.
24:46Oh my God.
24:47There's one more dish to go.
24:49We're sticking with the local theme,
24:50so we have a local chicken curry with caramelized pineapple.
24:53Enjoy.
24:57That is insanely good.
24:58Ready?
24:59Party parties.
25:00This is like my favourite meal.
25:03Thank you so much.
25:05Boys, you know what?
25:06Wait for the f***ing tip.
25:08When you earn $2,500,
25:09you're not going to f***ing care about wearing this s***.
25:11I just brought it for her.
25:12She's like, since you guys can't eat.
25:14That's really nice.
25:15It's going to get me through.
25:17Wow, boys.
25:21Oh my Lord.
25:24It's hard when you have a big booty.
25:26Oh my God.
25:28I'm seeing inner thigh hair.
25:30Mama mia.
25:32I can't imagine eating my cake and turning over
25:35and having a silver crotch in my face.
25:39Vian, let's be quick about it.
25:41My butt cheeks are hanging out.
25:43Wow, that's so cool.
25:47Quick, quick, quick, quick.
25:49Oh, listen to this now.
25:50I'm not happy about this.
25:52You did a strip tease the other day.
25:54Yeah, I wasn't so naked.
25:57I had my own underwear on.
25:59I thought you were a world-class stripper.
26:01That fit me well.
26:02What's wrong with you?
26:03Like, are you for real?
26:04I'm her equal on this boat,
26:05and she's bossing me around like I'm one of her minions.
26:08It's f***ing annoying.
26:09Like, this is really pissing me off.
26:11Ladies.
26:12Oh my God.
26:16It's dessert time.
26:17I was not expecting this.
26:23Thank you, boys.
26:24Well done.
26:26Ladies, enjoy your dessert.
26:30Wow.
26:31That was impressive.
26:32So, for dessert, you have a rum and coconut cake.
26:35You have caramelized pineapple and local saffron meringue.
26:39Enjoy.
26:40This is so good.
26:42So delicious.
26:44Good work.
26:45That was not fun.
26:48F*** this.
26:49Why did you do it then?
26:50Well, what are you going to say? No.
26:51Could have said no.
26:52Why could we not be in a Hawaiian board shorts?
26:55What's the difference between doing that and doing speedos?
26:57I feel uncomfortable with my butt cheeks all hanging out,
26:59and the whole thing is going up my butt crack.
27:02He put on these hot pants.
27:04He looked at himself in the mirror,
27:06and he said, yep, I'm going to wear them.
27:08And he went out, and he served the food.
27:09When you earn $2,500,
27:11you're not going to f***ing care about wearing this s***.
27:13This is not about the silver hot pants.
27:14This is personal.
27:15I think that was a bit too far.
27:18F***ing psychs.
27:27Was it good? Did they go crazy?
27:29That was good.
27:30I think that was a bit too far.
27:32I mean, that's not really a piece of clothing.
27:34Is it a good fit?
27:35They are quite tight.
27:36I don't feel very comfortable.
27:38She can't help what arrives, though.
27:40I don't think she wrote to them saying,
27:41I need the smallest, tightest.
27:43No one's forcing anyone to do it.
27:44Yes, there's peer pressure.
27:45I think there's a lot more than what has happened today.
27:47I just think it's over the line.
27:48It's a bit of positive spin in there.
27:50You look good, though.
27:51Thanks.
27:52I don't think it was her intention.
27:53I need to leave.
27:54Good night, ladies.
27:55Are you going to bed?
27:56Yeah, turn it in.
27:57We might be the easiest charter you guys ever had.
28:01We love our room.
28:02It's so beautiful.
28:03Yeah, I'm happy to hear.
28:05Hey, beautiful ladies.
28:07How are you getting on?
28:08Enough to start.
28:09All the rooms.
28:10We love that.
28:11And you're loving everything.
28:12So we're very happy.
28:13Amazing.
28:14Thank you so much.
28:15So if you could be up at six,
28:16just keep going until we get this, like,
28:18cleaned and laundry.
28:19Do you mind just helping with this one?
28:21Sure.
28:22Okay, thank you very much.
28:23Like, we're incredible.
28:24Yes, ma'am.
28:25See you tomorrow.
28:30You look good.
28:31Thank you, babe.
28:32How's your night?
28:34Good.
28:35First day in charter.
28:36I like that.
28:37I think they're great.
28:38They're really nice.
28:39Just do the floors, get into bed.
28:42I'm going to put the pastries out,
28:44have a shower, and crack on with my list for tomorrow.
28:48Thank you for a lovely day.
28:49Thank you for being so incredible and above and beyond.
28:53I've got to give a letter to Adair.
28:55Slide it under the door.
28:57Yeah, but then Marina's going to pick it up.
28:59She writes Adair on it.
29:00She's not going to read it.
29:01I just need to get it in the right hands first
29:03because I've had a thing with Marina.
29:05I don't want Marina to see it.
29:07She might throw it away.
29:09Should I write my name?
29:10Like, love.
29:11No, don't write love.
29:12This girl is always making me nervous.
29:14Like, I always have butterflies in my stomach when I see her.
29:16Now it's just up to her how she's going to take it.
29:19I'm extremely anxious.
29:20I'm anxious just thinking to myself,
29:22****.
29:25It's done.
29:26It's done now.
29:27Thanks for your help today, Kevin.
29:28Yeah, absolutely.
29:29I really do appreciate that.
29:30How was day one?
29:31It was good.
29:32It's nice to have a momentum.
29:34I can see progress that can be made.
29:35I'm exhausted, but I'm happy.
29:37Good.
29:40This room is a mess.
29:45Stop it.
29:50I've seen your tricks by now.
29:52No, you're not stable at all.
29:53Adea.
29:55Got mail.
29:56Mail?
29:57**** that, man.
29:58Oh, Jesus Christ.
30:02Oh, God.
30:03What is this?
30:04Long letter.
30:06There's three pages?
30:08That was a very Ross from Friends kind of letter.
30:10Adea's in the cabin.
30:12So she's got it.
30:13So sleep easy.
30:14No, no, I'm going to sleep easy.
30:15All right, brother.
30:16Ciao.
30:17All right, fish, you all right?
30:18We named them.
30:19So this is Jason.
30:20Oh.
30:21Where's the crazy one?
30:22This is Marina.
30:23Marina runs around everywhere.
30:24See?
30:25Like, get over there.
30:26Where's the relaxed one?
30:27Bianca's floating around.
30:28Just relaxing.
30:29Not doing much.
30:32Everything's pink.
30:33I do love pink.
30:35It's my favorite color.
30:36I'm blue.
30:37I'm not pink.
30:38Have a good night.
30:39Good night.
30:45Adea, I know we are working together
30:47and spending a lot of time together.
30:49I want to keep it professional at all times,
30:51but I will lie in saying I don't have no feelings for you.
30:54There's still so much I would like to know about you.
30:57I feel like we have only touched the surface
30:59of what lies underneath.
31:01I hope to get the opportunity to explore those depths.
31:06Good night, Jenny.
31:07Good night, Marina.
31:11Oi.
31:12You better spill the tea.
31:13I'm sitting on your bench.
31:14How do you feel?
31:16Because it's you, I don't mind.
31:24That's so sweet.
31:25I know.
31:26It's really sweet.
31:28So, what's the download?
31:30Should I do something else for Bree?
31:32I don't want to go too fast, you know.
31:34Or is it cool just doing what we're doing?
31:36What are you doing to make her interested right now?
31:38She's interested.
31:39Are you sure?
31:40What?
31:41I just feel like she's not sure if you like her.
31:43Really?
31:44Yeah.
31:45I can't believe what Lara's saying.
31:46Last charter season, I moved too quickly with Margot.
31:49And now I'm being told I'm moving too slowly
31:51and I could lose Bree.
31:52You're in there like, oh, now she's my girl.
31:54I can just float.
31:55Right.
31:56You need to step up again, I think.
31:57OK.
31:58I really, really like Bree.
31:59The last thing I want is for her to think that I'm not into her.
32:01Bloody hell, I don't know what to do.
32:03Use your imagination.
32:06OK, good chat.
32:09Coming up...
32:10Are you good at making cheese boards?
32:12It's for dates.
32:14Did you ask Kader out?
32:15Was she not slightly put off the fact that you've gone through half the crew?
32:19No, baby girl, this is not going to work like that.
32:29Good morning.
32:30Good morning.
32:32How are you?
32:33Good morning.
32:35Have a good day.
32:38Good morning.
32:39Hi.
32:42Of course.
32:44Wow.
32:45Now I know I have a chance here.
32:46I'm in cloud nine.
32:55All crew, all crew.
32:56Let's be prepared to go to the beach around 11 with guests.
32:59Thank you very much.
33:01I don't understand what's happening.
33:02Vian?
33:03Hello?
33:04What time did he say you're going to the beach to set up?
33:07They're going biking at 11.
33:10I've got no plan.
33:11You need to tell me the plan.
33:12We're going to have two crew members with them on the bikes.
33:14They're probably Marina and Adir.
33:17I can't.
33:18Well, I'm going to do the picnic.
33:20Oh, you're going.
33:21So Adir riding.
33:22Yeah.
33:23Johnny on the beach.
33:24Chef, you, me.
33:26Or Harry.
33:28We'll start setting up.
33:29Adir will probably be radio communication on the bikes with him.
33:33Will the radio work?
33:36Yeah, it's on four.
33:37I really don't understand what's going through Vian's head right now.
33:40This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for the guests.
33:43Nothing is organized.
33:44They leave in a few hours and it feels like he's just winging it.
33:48I just need you to tell me what time do you think they'll want to eat?
33:52I think they would like to eat when they come back from that tour and that's around 12.
33:56Okay.
34:0812.
34:12Hell yeah.
34:14So I take the van and go to the beach.
34:16Yeah, finishing the van back.
34:18If I need to get to the beach for the set up and everything,
34:21it's left me less than an hour to do that lunch here.
34:24So I'm thinking maybe what might be better, if you go set up with Johnny,
34:29I'll go with the guests and Adir and do the bike ride with them.
34:32Great.
34:33Meet you there and then we'll do the lunch.
34:34Okay.
34:35Good morning.
34:36Good morning.
34:37Sleep well, yeah?
34:39So good.
34:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
34:43Not good.
34:45Look how cute this is.
34:46I want to sit this side.
34:48It's lovely.
34:49Vian and Lara.
34:50There's going to be a bit of a swirl here.
34:51I'm going to arrange a taxi to take everyone over.
34:54Sounds good, thank you.
34:55We'll stand by.
34:56I'm going to start taking some of his stuff up.
34:58But I just want to have a quick coffee up there.
35:00Good morning.
35:01Oh, good morning.
35:02Beautiful.
35:03Have a good sleep.
35:04Like babies.
35:05Would you mind clearing your station so we can work out guest lunch, please?
35:08Okay.
35:13Oh, that's great.
35:14That's so good.
35:15Looks amazing.
35:16I'm just going to have to take one for the team.
35:18First one you're going to be making is a smoked salmon and dill cream cheese one.
35:24Okay, I'm going to go and get ready.
35:26Did you want a sprinkle of lemon over this?
35:28A little squeeze of lemon and a tiny bit of pepper.
35:31Thank you for asking.
35:32So what's the plan?
35:33Basically, I need to do this as quick as possible, then leave you in the s**t.
35:37I'm so sorry, and I apologize over and over again.
35:40Oh, no.
35:41Honestly, when I say.
35:42About the mess.
35:43I like clearing up mess.
35:45Deck, deck.
35:46The taxi should be here within the next 20 minutes.
35:48So you can start loading up the tender.
35:50Get that ready to offload all the goods to go across.
35:53Copy, Captain.
35:54I'm on it.
35:55Start packing everything in.
35:56As soon as we can.
35:57As soon as we can.
35:58I don't really know what to say to you guys.
35:59We're all so on top of it.
36:01Yeah.
36:02I would like to stay here, to be very honest with you.
36:04I'm so tired.
36:07You hear the tips of my ears?
36:09It's all organic.
36:10All right, I'm off.
36:11See you this afternoon.
36:14The cushions are hot.
36:15Hot cushions, hot cushions.
36:16Okay, tender is on its way over to the cab now.
36:24I brought wardrobe changes.
36:26Me too.
36:29I'm coming on.
36:30I got it.
36:31Okay.
36:32I wish I could come.
36:33Someone's got to look after the ship, don't they?
36:35I know.
36:36Okay.
36:37You ready to ride some bikes?
36:38Yep.
36:39Bloody good.
36:40It's the colour of the beaches.
36:41Thank you, Harry.
36:42No worries at all.
36:44You're welcome.
36:45Well done.
36:46Have a great day.
36:47Bye.
36:48All right, we're taking you to this boat,
36:49which will take you to the island.
36:53Okay, so you're being left with all this.
36:55Harry can help you with rooms as well.
36:57Oh, that's lovely.
36:59One small step for you,
37:00one big step for humanity.
37:02See you.
37:03Have fun.
37:05All right, here we go.
37:07We'll all be waiting at the beach
37:08for a little picnic after you're done.
37:10And Laura's going to come on the bike ride.
37:12Yes, so is the beer.
37:14Maybe I should make a cheese platter for a deer.
37:16Okay.
37:17And then give her a hug,
37:19and then whisper in her ear,
37:21if you'd like to go on a date with me.
37:24Why do you have to be like,
37:25damn, I don't know how to date with you.
37:27I don't want to kiss her.
37:29After you whisper.
37:30Yeah.
37:31Well, I'll take a shower quickly.
37:33All right, what do I, I'll just...
37:35Show me the stainless or something.
37:42Are you good at making cheese boards?
37:44Yeah, I'm okay.
37:45Is it a cheese board for yourself?
37:47No.
37:48For the guests?
37:49No, it's for a date.
37:50Did you ask your deer out?
37:52No, not yet.
37:53Do you think she'll say yes?
37:54Will she not slightly put off the fact
37:56that you've gone through half the crew?
37:59I haven't.
38:01Oh, is that just rumor?
38:03I'm not into any of them.
38:05I think you should make your own cheese board.
38:09Get the knife out.
38:10I'll show you where the cheese is, but I'm busy.
38:12Surely you're not busy.
38:14You're a sous chef?
38:15No, baby girl, this is not going to work like that.
38:17Who the f*** is this guy?
38:18Like, nah.
38:20Okay, whatever.
38:23No respect.
38:27All right, ladies, are you ready?
38:29Have fun!
38:30Okay, thank you.
38:32Let's hit the streets.
38:34You're very welcome.
38:35Are you our guide?
38:36Yes, I am your tour guide for today.
38:37Okay, thank you.
38:38Y'all excited?
38:39I'm excited.
38:40Very excited.
38:41Yes.
38:42What are we even drinking?
38:43We have no cart or anything.
38:45Oh, we do get baskets.
38:47Love that.
38:48I got this one.
38:49Nice, comfy seat.
38:50Should've brought shoes.
38:51Yeah, same.
38:52I didn't bring my shoes.
38:54The guests have so much in store for them today.
38:56We are going on a bike ride,
38:58and then we're going to see the massive tortoises.
39:00Toot, toot.
39:01I'm a bit worried about my teeth flying off over there.
39:07Oh, it's warm.
39:08It's so cute here.
39:10This is amazing.
39:12I'm going to lose my head here.
39:15Take the lights off.
39:16I'm going to lose my head.
39:17I'm going to lose my head.
39:18I'm going to lose my head.
39:19I'm going to lose my head.
39:20I'm going to lose my head.
39:21I'm going to lose my head.
39:23Take the light stuff, the food,
39:24and I'll bring the heavy stuff.
39:26We have no time.
39:27Are these things spiky on the floor?
39:28Yeah.
39:29Try to avoid.
39:30Ow.
39:31This is quite a walk, Johnny.
39:33It's so pretty.
39:34It's so pretty indeed.
39:35Oh, my shoulder.
39:37Let's see if we can put our hands together.
39:42My personal trainer would be proud of me.
39:45Oh, sorry.
39:47I got this.
39:49S***.
39:51Go ahead.
39:52This is quite a trek.
39:54Where are they hiding these tortoises?
39:57Stupid f***ing person.
40:00I'm f***ing pissed.
40:04Lynn wants a pit stop.
40:06Lynn wants a pit stop.
40:08How's everybody doing?
40:09Woo!
40:10Goodness.
40:11Wake everyone up.
40:14This bike ride is taking a lot longer
40:16than anticipated.
40:17Vian said we would be having lunch at 12,
40:19but something tells me
40:20he did not factor in the travel time.
40:22There is no way we're going to be back
40:24in time for lunch at noon.
40:26It's so beautiful here.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:31Hi, guys.
40:32So, this is Lignon Estate.
40:33Is this where the turtles are?
40:35Yes.
40:36Parka bikes.
40:40So, these guys are our giant Aldebar tortoises.
40:43Oh, my goodness.
40:44I'm in love.
40:45Oh, my goodness.
40:46I'm in love with tortoises.
40:47They can live to over 200 years.
40:49Oh, so cute.
40:51Can we feed them?
40:52And we're allowed to feed them also.
40:53Does he have a name?
40:54So cute.
40:55How old is he?
40:57Oh, David, you're looking good.
41:00Oh, he's divine.
41:02He's so cute.
41:03Look at his little face.
41:04David, you're so sweet.
41:06Serena, Serena,
41:07our bike ride took a lot longer than expected.
41:11So, I'll start it.
41:12And we still need to see the tortoises,
41:14so we are going to be a bit delayed.
41:16Lara, Lara, dare, dare?
41:20Careful.
41:22Do we have a rough time from them?
41:24I'm going to radio Lara.
41:25Lara, Lara?
41:27A dare, dare?
41:28Anyone, anyone?
41:29I'm worried about the flies.
41:31They didn't bite there, did they?
41:32Oh, Lara.
41:34Well, I was excited when it all got set up,
41:36and now I'm getting worried.
41:37I know.
41:38It's gone from everything that's so nice
41:40to my cream is melting.
41:42A dare, dare?
41:43Not your food flies.
41:44Lara, Lara?
41:45Okay, ladies, who's hungry?
41:47I think we're going to have to wrap it up.
41:48A dare, a dare.
41:49Johnny, do you copy?
41:52Oh, my gosh.
41:53I really need these ladies.
41:59I think this is the most unorganized beach picnic
42:02I've ever been involved with.
42:04No timings, no communication, no logistics.
42:07We are meant to be three heads of department,
42:10and we can't even do a simple picnic?
42:13This is complete bulls**t.
42:15Be a hand.
42:16Like, what is this?
42:19It's really frustrating.
42:22Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:23I have to ask for your blessing.
42:25I would like to set up a guest cabin.
42:27That was snuggled.
42:28Yes, you have my blessing.
42:29When he was on late, zero complaints.
42:31Well, what am I doing wrong?
42:32I don't know.
42:33There's a bit of negativity,
42:34and I think it brings everyone down a bit.
42:36I would like for him to have my back.
42:38When you discipline,
42:39then there's time for the banter, the fun.
42:42This is not how I want to manage.
42:43I don't think the deck team respects you,
42:44and I don't think they do what you say.
42:45I'm not making beds outside.
42:47I'm working with cranes, jet skis.
42:48You have an explanation for everything.
42:49You do not want to go on.
42:50Yeah, f**k that.