What Happens When You Think Fast (Really Loud Librarians)

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00:00Shh, we're in the library.

00:01Just kidding, no we're not.

00:02But the video's starting, so listen up.

00:04Hey everyone, we're playing, uh,

00:06was it Really Loud Librarians?

00:08What, what, what, what is this?

00:11Honestly, I feel like we don't have to take it back.

00:12We're playing Really Loud Librarians today.

00:15We have a link to a video giving the rules

00:17below in the description, so feel free to click that

00:19if you want a more in-depth analysis.

00:21But for now, we're just gonna jump right into it.

00:24What y'all know about books?

00:26Will, uh, I've read a book.

00:28All right, nice.

00:28Lorde's book, Bible.

00:30Okay.

00:32Don't engage.

00:34All right, so the teams are clear.

00:35This is gonna be, um, rough.

00:39I'm ready for this.

00:40I feel as if you guys will be fierce competitors,

00:42and I feel as if we will be kind of, too.

00:44Yeah, I'm locked in, and I'm not gonna lie.

00:49Are you guys Gertrude or?

00:50We're Gertrude.

00:51We're Gertrude, you're going first.

00:53Why does Gertrude go first?

00:54Because that's what the rules say.

00:56All right, so Flip, she has tenure.

00:59Flip one of these letters.

01:00Does this feel good?

01:01Yeah, it's gonna be an I.

01:03P.

01:04P, I, P, did it.

01:05So we're gonna put it.

01:06Right there.

01:07On P, thank you.

01:08Okay.

01:09Okay, and we're doing three.

01:10All right, once you flip it, I will flip the timer.

01:12I'm already gonna need to get up.

01:13Okay.

01:14I'm sorry, I'm gonna move this.

01:15Yep, yep, here we go.

01:16I think they're gonna hit us.

01:17Hey, Damien, watch and learn.

01:19Here we go.

01:19I'm so fucked.

01:20Baby stuff.

01:21Okay, um.

01:22Stroller.

01:23Stroller.

01:24Diaper.

01:25Okay.

01:27Terracotta.

01:29Cotton blanket, cotton blanket.

01:31Sure.

01:32Jumper.

01:33A jumper.

01:34Yes, a baby jumper, a baby jumper.

01:36Oh, wow.

01:37Yes, if you don't speak up, I'm gonna go.

01:39Goo-goo-ga-ga.

01:40Goo-goo-ga-ga.

01:41That's baby stuff.

01:42Gerber baby.

01:42That's baby talk.

01:43Gerber baby.

01:44Gerber baby.

01:45Gerber, I will accept Gerber.

01:46Open-faced sandwich.

01:48Open-faced sandwich.

01:49It's easier to eat.

01:49Babies cannot be eaten with open-faced sandwiches.

01:51Oobah, oobah.

01:52Um, um, um, um.

01:55Flour.

01:5790, 90, 90.

01:59Sure, sure.

02:00Um, a rattle.

02:01No.

02:02Um, uh, a, a, uh, uh.

02:06Oh, what are the things,

02:07an apparatus thing above the baby plays with it.

02:09Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, no.

02:10Um, um, um.

02:12Apparatus or something.

02:13Oh, um.

02:16My baby loves his apparatus.

02:17Shut the fuck up.

02:20Applesauce.

02:21Applesauce.

02:22Applesauce.

02:23Good one, good.

02:24Um, um, um, e, e.

02:25Electron.

02:25Time.

02:26Time.

02:27What?

02:28That's a baby no money song.

02:29So you're at A.

02:30So how many points do we get?

02:31You don't get points until we defeat you.

02:34So we just need to pass up A.

02:36Am I gonna be, do you wanna be the choo-choo man?

02:39Uh, I'll be the choo-choo man.

02:40All right, great.

02:41All right.

02:42Just, I want you to remember apparatus.

02:43Three.

02:44We didn't take apparatus.

02:45Are we ready?

02:46I know, I just want you to think about what you did.

02:47As soon as I flip it, I'll say it,

02:48and then you can flip the timer.

02:48Okay.

02:49Right?

02:50And that works.

02:51Okay.

02:52We ready?

02:53Yeah.

02:53Three.

02:54Here we go.

02:55All right.

02:56We've got, uh, things bigger than a house.

02:57Uh.

02:58Oh.

02:58That's most things.

02:59A ship.

03:00A ship.

03:01Ship can be a bigger than a house.

03:02Um.

03:03Not all ships.

03:03A dam.

03:04A dam.

03:05That's right.

03:06Yeah.

03:07Trenches.

03:08Uh.

03:08Trains.

03:09Trains are bigger than a house.

03:10Yep.

03:11Trains are longer.

03:12And then P is gonna be important for us

03:13because we just got T.

03:13A train is bigger than a house.

03:14No, you keep that letter there, sir.

03:15Oh, sorry.

03:16Uh.

03:17Pirate ship.

03:18Pirate ship.

03:18That's right.

03:19That's right.

03:20Monster.

03:21That's bigger than a house.

03:22Monster.

03:23Monster way bigger.

03:23Yeah.

03:24Uh.

03:25Is a nectarine grove.

03:26Uh.

03:27Uh.

03:28Gardens.

03:28Huge gardens.

03:29Gardens.

03:30Gardens.

03:31Yeah.

03:32Gardens for rich people.

03:33Uh.

03:33Orphanage.

03:34Orphanage.

03:35Huge orphanage.

03:36Big orphanage.

03:37Uh.

03:38Rehabilitation center.

03:38Yeah.

03:39Rehabilitation center is bigger than a house.

03:40Feels like.

03:41Uh.

03:42Uh.

03:43Lagoon.

03:44That's right.

03:45Lagoon is bigger.

03:46Big house.

03:47Big house.

03:48Oh, no.

03:48Chicago.

03:49Uh.

03:50Police.

03:51The country of police.

03:52Police is bigger than a house.

03:53Yeah, for sure.

03:53Chicago.

03:54Chicago's bigger than a house.

03:55Time.

03:56Definitely.

03:57Wow.

03:58Go fuck yourself.

03:58Ooh.

03:59Ooh.

04:00Yeah.

04:01We'll do that when we're done winning.

04:02All right.

04:03So we're at C.

04:03Okay.

04:04Okay.

04:05So you guys got a.

04:06Uh.

04:07We got T.

04:08So that's one of these little guys.

04:08That's right.

04:09That's right.

04:10So we got two points.

04:11And you guys have zero.

04:12Yeah.

04:13Yeah.

04:14We know.

04:15Okay.

04:16Bigger comebacks have been made on this channel.

04:17That's so true.

04:18That's better.

04:18That was great.

04:19That was great.

04:20That was good.

04:21Let's go.

04:22So we need to focus on doing those ones.

04:23I forgot to do those.

04:24Easy.

04:25Easy.

04:25Okay.

04:26Are you guys ready?

04:27Don't listen to anything they say.

04:28I've never.

04:29I've never had.

04:30I've never played.

04:30I believe in you, Chance.

04:31I'm literally locked in.

04:32I've never been more locked in in my life.

04:33Stay right here.

04:34Yeah.

04:35Team Gertrude for life.

04:35Here we go.

04:36Go for T or P first.

04:37Okay.

04:38What?

04:39Meats.

04:40Uh.

04:40Dodo.

04:41Nice.

04:42Pretty awesome.

04:43Uh.

04:44Mangione.

04:45Meats.

04:48Oh no.

04:49It.

04:50What's a meat that starts with an I?

04:51It.

04:52It.

04:53Uh.

04:53Meatloaf.

04:54Yes.

04:55Okay.

04:56Um.

04:57Gabagool.

04:58Um.

04:58I'm taking it.

04:59What's left?

05:00We'll let you have it.

05:01Ostrich.

05:02Ostrich is a meat.

05:03Yeah.

05:03Rabbit.

05:04Yeah.

05:05Is a meat.

05:06Yes.

05:07Yeah.

05:08There you go.

05:08Steak.

05:09Steak is a meat.

05:10Um.

05:11Um.

05:12Duck.

05:13Duck.

05:13Is meat.

05:14Duck.

05:15We'll take duck.

05:16T-bone.

05:17T-bone.

05:19Pork.

05:20Um.

05:21Um.

05:22Um.

05:23I.

05:24J.

05:25I.

05:26I.

05:27I.

05:28I or M.

05:29I or M.

05:29What's a.

05:30What's an animal that's like an M?

05:32Iris.

05:33I.

05:34Um.

05:35Um.

05:36Ch.

05:37Just meat.

05:37Like.

05:38Just.

05:39Like just eggs.

05:40Mustard.

05:41Mustard meat.

05:42Mustard meat.

05:43Time.

05:44Okay.

05:45It's okay.

05:46It's okay.

05:47Okay.

05:48It's like marbled.

05:49I would have accepted mortadella.

05:50I don't know what the fuck that is.

05:51It's like the fat and the steak.

05:53Marbling.

05:54And the.

05:55So we got two tokens and we will be collecting now.

05:57So now we start.

05:58And we only get those points if we went farther.

06:00And they started at C, right?

06:02Yeah.

06:03That was where we started the round.

06:05And you ended there.

06:05So you left.

06:06Stay here.

06:07Okay.

06:08Shane, we need to get T and then P

06:09so we can double up on that double up.

06:11I know, I know.

06:12But there's also A.

06:13Oh yeah.

06:13Don't forget the A.

06:14Their category to be like.

06:15Like bird's beaks.

06:16Yeah.

06:17Our category is going to be like things that exist.

06:18Do you know who you're talking to?

06:19Yeah.

06:20Do you want to see my for you page?

06:20Things that are smaller than a house.

06:21It's just birds.

06:22Here we go.

06:23Okay.

06:24Is that true?

06:25Okay.

06:26We have wild animals.

06:27Hell yeah.

06:27Parrot.

06:28Oh, I should have done that.

06:29That's all right.

06:30That's okay.

06:31Ibis.

06:32Ibis.

06:32What's that?

06:33That's a bird.

06:34Flamingo.

06:35Flamingo.

06:36Yeah.

06:37Aardvark.

06:37Sorry.

06:38Aardvark, yeah.

06:39I don't know.

06:40Pretty domesticated.

06:41We've got egret.

06:42Egret.

06:42That's right.

06:43Kangaroo.

06:44Kangaroo.

06:45Ptarmigan.

06:46Which begins with a P.

06:47I did the thing I said I shouldn't.

06:48Sorry.

06:49Okay.

06:50And then we've got-

06:50Monkey.

06:51Monkey.

06:52Sorry.

06:53Monkey for sure.

06:54We've got a gorilla.

06:55Gorilla.

06:55Gorilla's there.

06:56Orangutan.

06:57Orangutan.

06:58They have a library card.

06:59A-

07:00They can read.

07:00Antelope.

07:01Antelope.

07:02Antelope.

07:03Antelope.

07:04Not that wild.

07:05So.

07:05Or a-

07:06Rabbit.

07:07Rabbit.

07:08They can't get past this.

07:09Snake.

07:10Snake.

07:10They already did it.

07:11For sure.

07:12Dingo.

07:13Dingo.

07:14What the fuck is a dingo?

07:15Tortoise.

07:16Tortoise.

07:17We got tortoise.

07:18We have a-

07:18I already said ptarmigan.

07:20We've got-

07:20Oh, you already said ptarmigan.

07:21Penguin.

07:22Penguin.

07:23Yep.

07:24For sure.

07:25Time.

07:25Way to go.

07:27All right.

07:28Holy shit.

07:29So if we win this round, it's five bonus points.

07:30Okay.

07:30So one there and then-

07:31But we got meats.

07:32One, two, three, four, five.

07:33And they got all animals.

07:34So we got pre-meats.

07:35And you guys got-

07:36So we got-

07:37Yeah.

07:38So we're at eight points.

07:39You guys are at-

07:40Okay.

07:40Zero.

07:41That's fine.

07:42Colleges and universities.

07:43That's not fair.

07:44That's crazy.

07:46International House of Pancakes.

07:48International University of-

07:51Michigan.

07:52Yeah.

07:53There we go.

07:53Northwestern.

07:55Hell yeah.

07:56American University.

07:57It's in Washington.

07:58Okay.

08:00Easton.

08:01Easton, Easton.

08:05Stanford.

08:06Stanford.

08:08DeVry.

08:09DeVry.

08:10Now go for the T.

08:11T.

08:12Tufts.

08:13Tufts.

08:14Tennessee.

08:15Next time.

08:16P.

08:17Pepperdine.

08:17Nice.

08:18Pepperdine.

08:22Irvine.

08:23UC Irvine.

08:24Nice.

08:24UC Irvine.

08:25Oh yeah.

08:26That wasn't nice.

08:27That wasn't nice.

08:28Yeah.

08:29Fa-la-la-la.

08:31Florida.

08:32University of Florida.

08:33Yeah, absolutely.

08:34That one's for Spax.

08:35There you go.

08:36Okay.

08:37Harvard.

08:38Yeah.

08:38Oh, sorry.

08:39It's okay.

08:40It's okay.

08:41Langston Hughes University.

08:42Lang-

08:43Law-

08:44Lawington.

08:45Law books.

08:46That is time.

08:47Law books.

08:48You guys, you guys neglected ASU.

08:50Is that accredited still?

08:52You guys can't stop us.

08:53Unless you, you stopped us for I.

08:55That's true.

08:56And we lost a couple seconds.

08:57I'm sorry about that.

08:58Yeah.

08:59So wait, did they, where did they start?

09:00They started here?

09:01Yeah.

09:02Okay.

09:03So you guys did a lap and then got around?

09:04Yep.

09:04Okay, great.

09:05All right, are we ready?

09:06Yep.

09:07Yes.

09:08Am I doing this on the thing?

09:09Once he reads it out.

09:09I've been waiting till you guys say the thing

09:10and then I.

09:11Copy, copy.

09:12Oh, wait, we should.

09:13Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

09:14We gotta do the letter.

09:15Oh, I did the letter.

09:15Oh, you did the letter.

09:16Oh.

09:17Sorry.

09:18Okay.

09:19Okay.

09:20Oh my God.

09:20Here we go.

09:21Change the future.

09:23We've got U.S. cities.

09:26Irvine.

09:26Yep.

09:27There we go.

09:28We've got.

09:31I don't know why this is hard for me.

09:32This is a hard one.

09:32This is.

09:34My brain keeps going like Nevada.

09:36Georgetown.

09:38Yeah, sure.

09:39Orlando.

09:40Orlando.

09:41Atlanta.

09:43We've got Edmonton.

09:44Edmonton.

09:45There we go.

09:46We've got.

09:46Louisville.

09:47Louisville.

09:48We've got.

09:51Oh, Barcelona.

09:52Boston.

09:53Boston.

09:55Chattanooga.

09:56Chattanooga.

09:57U.S.

09:58Okay.

09:59So what do we fucking do?

09:59That's why you need a fucking whistle.

10:00I didn't know Edmonton.

10:01Parker.

10:02Parker.

10:03Okay, Parker.

10:04A missile.

10:05We've got.

10:05I want a missile.

10:06Indianapolis.

10:07Let's get it.

10:08We've got.

10:12New York City.

10:14New York.

10:15New York City.

10:15We've got.

10:16Go, go, go.

10:17Augusta, Georgia.

10:18Augusta.

10:19Augusta.

10:20What the fuck?

10:20We've got.

10:21Time.

10:22Ooh.

10:23We didn't make it.

10:24We didn't make it?

10:25We didn't make it.

10:25Oh yeah.

10:26You guys killed universities.

10:27Hell yeah.

10:28Hell yeah.

10:29They won by a letter.

10:30By one letter.

10:31Edmonton's in Canada.

10:32There's an Edmonton somewhere in the U.S.

10:34So how many points do we get?

10:35There probably is.

10:36There probably is.

10:36You probably could just make shit up and.

10:38Edgewater.

10:38All right.

10:39So how many points do we get?

10:40Four.

10:41Plus the one point for winning.

10:43So five points.

10:44So wait, you guys got to H, right?

10:46So yeah.

10:47Yeah.

10:47Okay, so we will be there as well.

10:49Nice.

10:50All right.

10:51Are you ready?

10:51I am so ready.

10:53I'm locked in now.

10:54Oh, did you draw a letter?

10:55No.

10:56You gotta draw a letter.

10:57You gotta.

10:58N.

10:59Nice.

11:00Is for the way you.

11:02All right.

11:02Chance, I was literally gonna be like,

11:03is for the way you nook.

11:05And I was like.

11:05Oh.

11:06All right.

11:07Crazy.

11:08This probably looks as dumb as hell on camera.

11:10And I don't care.

11:11It's pretty cool.

11:12Okay, I can't see the letters.

11:12Okay, here we go.

11:13Here we go, ready?

11:15Oh.

11:16Cartoon characters.

11:17Lilo and Stitch.

11:18Oh, you guys are lucky.

11:19Don, Don, Don, Don.

11:20Beavis and Butthead.

11:21Don, Don.

11:22Um, um, um, um.

11:24Donkey.

11:25Donkey, yes.

11:26Um, uh, Tangled.

11:28No, she's not a girl, it's a title.

11:29Um, uh, uh, uh.

11:32Titan A.E.

11:33Titan A.E.

11:34Let's go.

11:35The name of, that's not a cartoon.

11:36Titan, uh, Tigger.

11:38Go fucking go.

11:39Nice.

11:40Bear.

11:41Nice.

11:42Um, um, get I.

11:43Um, in.

11:43Um, Eeyore, Eeyore.

11:45No.

11:46Um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, Gaston.

11:51Nice.

11:52Um, um, Nosferatu.

11:54No.

11:55Yes, Nosferatu in the Spongebob episode.

11:58Yes.

11:59Yes.

11:59Um, um.

12:00Atlas.

12:01Atlas.

12:02Yes, yes, yes.

12:03Eeyore.

12:04Eeyore, let's go.

12:05Let's go.

12:06Um, la, uh.

12:07La, no.

12:08Yeah.

12:08Eeyore.

12:10Los.

12:11La.

12:11Lauren.

12:12La, um, uh, uh, Spongebob Squarepants.

12:17Okay.

12:18Um, um, um, um, Ed, Eddyn, and all that.

12:21Time.

12:22Kangaroo.

12:23Kangaroo.

12:24Y'all did really good, though.

12:25Y'all have the potential for five points here.

12:26Okay.

12:27I'm gonna take these back.

12:28So that'd be six.

12:29Six total points.

12:30Yeah, I mean, whoever takes this is gonna win.

12:32Unless we just do absolute ass.

12:34All right, so.

12:35All right.

12:37Shane, lock in with me.

12:39Okay, here we go.

12:41Are we ready?

12:42Yeah.

12:43Oh my God.

12:44All right, we have water sports and activities.

12:46Laps.

12:47Laps, yeah.

12:48Doing laps.

12:49Breaststroke.

12:50Breaststroke.

12:50We've got, uh, we've got.

12:51Canoeing.

12:52Canoeing.

12:53Uh, we have, uh, we have, uh, um.

12:56Well, we actually don't.

12:57We just need to kind of win.

12:58Oh, um.

12:58Pirating.

12:59Pirating.

13:00That's right.

13:01Um, uh.

13:02Igloo building when it's cold.

13:03It's water.

13:04No.

13:05It's water.

13:06It is water.

13:07It is water.

13:08Gene biology.

13:09That's not a sport.

13:10That's a study.

13:11Activity.

13:12Um, uh.

13:13Uh.

13:13Not drowning.

13:14Not drowning.

13:15No.

13:16Yes.

13:17No.

13:18No.

13:18Come on.

13:19Um, um.

13:20Mm.

13:21Nautical.

13:22Nautical.

13:23Dancing.

13:23Net.

13:24Net.

13:25Net casting.

13:26Net casting.

13:27Net fishing.

13:28Net fishing.

13:28Uh.

13:29Uh.

13:30Um.

13:31Oh man.

13:32Acrobatics.

13:33That was bad.

13:33Acrobatics.

13:34Mm.

13:35Uh.

13:36Damn.

13:38Ooh, I think we might just have to give this one up.

13:40This one was brutal.

13:41Don't give up.

13:42That's why we danced.

13:43No, I just.

13:44Water sports and activities is brutal.

13:46It's, you know what?

13:47I would have said universities was brutal

13:49and then it was cities and I'm like, okay.

13:50Universities and cities are similar.

13:52All right.

13:53This one is a little tricky.

13:54You guys, you guys got it.

13:55You guys win it.

13:56You guys got, uh.

13:58You guys won.

13:58You guys are the loudest librarians.

14:00How the hell did that happen?

14:02Cause they got six total points, right?

14:03Yeah.

14:04Yeah, you guys won.

14:05You guys had a potential for five.

14:06Actually, wait, no.

14:07Let's go.

14:08Wait, what?

14:09Let's go, let's go.

14:10We were just at five.

14:11You were at five.

14:11Yeah, let's go.

14:12You're at 11, not 12.

14:13Okay, let's go.

14:14Oh my God, I've never.

14:15This is a word game, not a math game.

14:16I'm so sorry.

14:16We have one last round.

14:17Let's go.

14:18To win it all.

14:19This is it.

14:20You may draw a letter.

14:21Draw it.

14:22Okay.

14:23It's gonna be a G.

14:25Are you ready?

14:26Are you ready?

14:27Okay, here we go.

14:29This is for the fucking win, okay?

14:30This is for the fucking win.

14:32Comedy movies!

14:33Oh my God.

14:34Let's go.

14:35Um, um.

14:36Godhead!

14:37Is it?

14:37No, no, no, no, no.

14:38Dumb Dumb and Dumber!

14:39Take America, yeah.

14:40Okay.

14:41Um, uh, uh.

14:42Trainwreck!

14:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

14:44Um.

14:45To the P, to the P.

14:45Uh, uh, uh, uh.

14:46Parasite.

14:47No.

14:48Um, um, um.

14:49Pursuit of Happiness.

14:50Nope.

14:51That's not funny.

14:52Uh, uh, uh.

14:52Princess Diaries!

14:53Yes, yes, yes.

14:54Um, um, um, um.

14:56Men in Black.

14:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:59Uh, no, um.

15:00No, no.

15:01Men in Black is a comedy movie.

15:02It's a comedy.

15:03Never.

15:04Shh.

15:05No, no, no.

15:06G, G.

15:07And.

15:07No.

15:08I can't give this a 10 out of 10.

15:09Um, um.

15:10Uh.

15:11Uh.

15:12Uh.

15:13Nightcrawler.

15:14Nope.

15:15Not funny.

15:16Good, good.

15:17Nah.

15:17Um, Good Burger.

15:18The Home of the Good Burger.

15:19Nice.

15:20Um, um, um.

15:21Open Season.

15:22Ha, ha!

15:22Okay.

15:23A, a, um, um, um.

15:24A Bronx Tale.

15:25No.

15:26What?

15:27Wow.

15:28He, um.

15:29Head.

15:29After Hours.

15:30Uh, um.

15:31After Hours is fun.

15:32A Secret Life.

15:33After Hours.

15:34Um, um, um.

15:35Uh.

15:36Uh.

15:37Uh.

15:38Time.

15:39Fuck.

15:40You also got to A

15:41because After Hours was your last one.

15:42Y'all have the potential for three bonus,

15:43but like it doesn't matter

15:44because you win this, you win.

15:45So if Damien and I have to win.

15:48We have to.

15:49And we don't just mean for this game.

15:50Like, it's how we're wired.

15:51We have to win or we're gonna make it

15:52everyone else's problem.

15:53All right.

15:54I haven't thought about Open Season.

15:54So, um.

15:55In 10 years.

15:56Sure.

15:57They got to A.

15:58You guys started on S, right?

15:59Sure.

15:59What do we think?

16:00How hard do we think this category is gonna be?

16:02Part of me wants it to be fucked up.

16:04Whether we win or lose, I think it'd be funny.

16:07A.

16:09We've got, uh, uh,

16:10cities outside of U.S.

16:12God damn it.

16:12How's this fun?

16:13Barcelona.

16:14Barcelona.

16:15Uh, uh.

16:17Cairo.

16:18Yeah.

16:19Tunisia.

16:20Or Tunis.

16:21Tunisia, rather.

16:22That's one.

16:22Uh, we've got Madrid.

16:23Paris.

16:24Oh, sorry.

16:25Paris and then Madrid.

16:26Yeah.

16:27So that's two.

16:27Um.

16:28Nicaragua?

16:29No, that's uh.

16:30Albany?

16:31No.

16:32Um, uh.

16:33Oh, we just need to think of one.

16:34No, just shit the bed now.

16:35Uh.

16:36Um.

16:37Austria.

16:37Poop, poop.

16:38Austria.

16:39Um.

16:40Um.

16:41Uh.

16:42Just an A.

16:42Poop.

16:43Keep going.

16:44It's working.

16:45It's working.

16:46Angola.

16:47It's working.

16:47Angola.

16:48Yeah, no.

16:49Poop.

16:50It's working.

16:51I actually can't think.

16:52Sorry.

16:52Um.

16:53Shit.

16:54Aruba.

16:55No, Aruba.

16:56Um, I don't.

16:57Um.

16:57I don't know.

16:58It's working.

16:59Poop.

17:01It works.

17:01Atlantis.

17:02That's true.

17:03Go, go, go.

17:04Uh.

17:05It worked.

17:07It sure did.

17:08Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

17:10Is Angola not?

17:11It's time.

17:12No.

17:13Damn.

17:14Yeah, I, I, yeah.

17:15Time.

17:15I feel so bad.

17:16It's okay.

17:17You guys won.

17:18It's good.

17:20I can't believe we got cities inside the U.S.

17:22followed by cities outside the U.S.

17:24Really riveting cards, honestly.

17:25I hate cities.

17:26It's awesome.

17:26It's great.

17:27It's great.

17:28It sure did.

17:30It worked.

17:31Do it again.

17:32Yell it.

17:33Keep doing it.

17:36Y'all two won.

17:39Can someone name a city outside the U.S.

17:41that starts with A?

17:43Amsterdam.

17:44Yep.

17:45There you go.

17:45It was right there.

17:46Poop.

17:49Um.

17:50Same teams.

17:51It's not poop.

17:52Do we just want to go again?

17:52Okay, here we go.

17:53Oh my god.

17:54All right.

17:55Do you guys want to go first this round?

17:56Yeah.

17:57So we can switch it up?

17:57I love it.

17:59All right.

18:00So I'll draw a letter.

18:00It's O.

18:01We're Gertrude this time.

18:03Great.

18:03Oh.

18:04Okay, here we go.

18:05And boom.

18:07It's things you can, you cut.

18:08Things you cut.

18:10Kale.

18:11Cassine.

18:12Oh, kale.

18:13Kale, kale for sure.

18:15Washi paper.

18:16Washi paper, that's true.

18:19Paper.

18:21Ice.

18:22Ice for ice sculptures.

18:23You can cut ice, yeah.

18:25Funfetti cake.

18:26Funfetti cake you can cut, yeah.

18:27Oranges.

18:29Oranges you can cut.

18:31Oranges.

18:33Rice paper.

18:35You can cut rice paper.

18:36You can cut.

18:37Sandwiches.

18:38Sandwiches, you can cut sandwiches.

18:39You can cut bread.

18:43You sure can.

18:43Cut bread.

18:45You can cut.

18:46Chocolate.

18:46Cut chocolate.

18:47You can cut chocolate.

18:48Cut chocolate.

18:49Things you cut.

18:50Cut the.

18:51Cut jelly rolls.

18:52Cut a roll.

18:53Jelly rolls.

18:54Hey babe, you didn't touch your jelly rolls.

18:56You can cut.

18:58You can cut garlands for the tree.

19:03Yeah.

19:03Trim them for the tree.

19:04What?

19:06Okay, we'll go back.

19:07Okay, cut ghosts.

19:09Goat cheese.

19:10Goat cheese.

19:11Goat cheese, you can cut goat cheese.

19:12Goat.

19:12Obama poster.

19:13Oh, is it?

19:14Okay.

19:15Why are you cutting the Obama poster?

19:16Because you gotta make it bigger.

19:18Yeah.

19:19Because of how good he was at president.

19:20Get him.

19:21All right.

19:22So we got to G.

19:23Release the hounds.

19:25All right.

19:26Let's lock in.

19:27Okay.

19:28Okay, here we go.

19:29We have to pass her.

19:30Okay.

19:31Twice.

19:31I don't know.

19:32Yeah.

19:33Okay.

19:34Cities in California.

19:35Things I'm thinking of.

19:37Yeah.

19:38No.

19:39Ready?

19:40Yes.

19:42Stones or gems.

19:44Oh, God damn it.

19:46Solfer.

19:47Kryptonite.

19:48Solfer.

19:48Kryptonite, yeah.

19:49We'll take that.

19:50We'll accept kryptonite.

19:51Kryptonite.

19:52You moved it over to.

19:53Oh, sorry.

19:53Best, best, diamond.

19:56Diamond.

19:57Topaz.

19:58Yes, yes.

19:59Way to go.

20:01Marge.

20:02Marble.

20:03Marble.

20:04Marble.

20:04Wow.

20:05Yes.

20:06Got chills.

20:07Oh, we didn't pull a letter.

20:08Do it.

20:09Pull a letter now.

20:09Just do it.

20:10I'll do it.

20:11There you go.

20:12And.

20:13Nickel.

20:14Nickel.

20:14That's a.

20:15That's a metal.

20:16That's a metal,

20:17but we'll accept it.

20:18O, O, site.

20:19O, O, O.

20:19O, B.

20:20O, O, O, pass.

20:21O, O, O pass.

20:22O, O, O.

20:23O, O, O, O.

20:24O, O, O, O.

20:25What is O pass?

20:26We can talk about it later.

20:28Rhinestones.

20:29That's a.

20:29Stones.

20:30Stones.

20:31Stones is the word.

20:32Okay.

20:33Rhinestone cowboy.

20:34We'll take it.

20:35Sulfite.

20:36Lamp.

20:37Lamp.

20:38Lamp.

20:39E.

20:40Stones.

20:42Large stones.

20:44Sapphire, guys.

20:46Yeah.

20:47My birthstone.

20:47Thanks, Shane.

20:48Thanks, Shane.

20:49Oh, thanks.

20:56Thanks, bud.

20:58Sapphire, guys.

21:03Angela, what month's your birthday?

21:05October.

21:06October?

21:07Opal.

21:08I don't know.

21:09Is it Opal?

21:10We got two.

21:10Yeah, nice.

21:11Okay.

21:12Are we?

21:13I guess three.

21:14No, two.

21:15Let's do this.

21:15Two.

21:16Three.

21:17Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

21:19Wow.

21:19We can get a lot of points right off the bat.

21:22The triumvirate of wealth.

21:23All right.

21:24They literally could.

21:25Yeah, here we go.

21:25Here we go.

21:26And it's household appliances.

21:29Napkin dispenser.

21:30Napkin dispenser.

21:31Oven.

21:32Let's just skip through this.

21:34Heater.

21:35Heater.

21:36Laundry machine.

21:37Laundry machine.

21:38Oh, household.

21:39Blender.

21:40Blender.

21:43Cart.

21:46Washing machine.

21:47Hey.

21:48Printer.

21:49Printer.

21:50We'll take it.

21:52Igloo brand fridge.

21:57Appliances.

22:00Mower.

22:01Mower.

22:05Garage door.

22:06Yeah, garage door opener.

22:07Yeah.

22:08Right?

22:09That's an appliance.

22:10You can go click, click.

22:11Is it?

22:12Yeah.

22:13Okay, well, we'll accept that.

22:14That works for me.

22:15Fridge.

22:16Fridge.

22:17Orange juicer.

22:21It's one of those that you see at Porto's.

22:22Juicer.

22:23Just juicer.

22:24It's called the juicer.

22:25But it's for your oranges.

22:26For all juicers.

22:27Okay.

22:27Hair dryer.

22:28Is that an appliance?

22:29Yeah, it is.

22:30Time.

22:31Okay, so we got to H.

22:32Okay, good round.

22:33We got one lap and then ended at H.

22:35You guys, be sure to draw a letter.

22:37Draw a letter.

22:38Let's get a letter.

22:40Unhealthy foods.

22:42Give me a break.

22:42Okay, do each one of these.

22:44Nut or butters.

22:45French fries.

22:47Onion rings.

22:48Okay, nice.

22:49Yes.

22:50Yeah, clean the floor.

22:53We're fucking cooked, dude.

22:54Ham sandwich.

22:55Yeah.

22:56Oh, that's good for you.

22:57No, it's not.

22:58What are you talking about?

22:58Lard.

22:59What?

23:00Did you just eat it straight?

23:01Bacon, so much bacon.

23:03Yeah.

23:03Okay, bacon we'll take.

23:04Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.

23:10No, no, we're not taking.

23:12Cinnamon toast crunch.

23:13There we go.

23:14There we go.

23:15That counts as jungle juice.

23:16Jungle juice.

23:17Jungle juice.

23:18It's so bad dehydrating.

23:19But it's good.

23:20It's kind of a Gerber baby food.

23:22No.

23:23No.

23:24Ice cream.

23:25Ice cream.

23:26Get the fuck out of here.

23:27Do all of them again.

23:27Did I go french fries already?

23:29Nutella.

23:30Nutella.

23:30Okay, fried Oreos.

23:31Okay, fried Oreos.

23:32Oreos.

23:33And then Oreos all soft.

23:35Yes, yes, yes.

23:36Jesus.

23:37Yes, um, Harambe.

23:40Time.

23:41You didn't make it.

23:42What do you mean we didn't make it?

23:43Well, we made it to like here, right?

23:45We're here.

23:45We're at H.

23:46Oh yeah, you guys made it.

23:47Oh my God.

23:48You guys got too greedy at the end.

23:51It's because we got caught up in cum.

23:55We wasted like 30 seconds on cum.

23:57The whole group.

23:58They said cum.

23:59You said cum.

24:00I said cum.

24:00Let the record show you said cum.

24:03Our minds filled in cum.

24:04Because you can't stop thinking about it.

24:06So this time we'll be pulling two letters at once

24:08to really speed things up on this crazy librarian train.

24:12Sorry.

24:13I've got a G and a D.

24:14All right, are we ready?

24:16Yes.

24:16Here we go.

24:17Okay.

24:19I.

24:20Beaks.

24:21I just want you guys to remember,

24:23you guys are really good.

24:25Thanks, James.

24:26Blue things.

24:27Fuck.

24:28Whoa, what?

24:31What?

24:33Wow.

24:35Oh.

24:37Hat.

24:37A hat can be blue.

24:38A blue hat.

24:39Linens.

24:40Linens can be blue.

24:42Ball.

24:43Ball.

24:43Blue balls.

24:47Cum.

24:48Cum.

24:49Dumpster.

24:49If it's recycling.

24:50Dump, yeah.

24:51Trash can.

24:52If it's recycling.

24:53Trash can, yeah.

24:54Man, if it's a group.

24:55Wait, a trash can is not blue.

24:57If it's recycling.

24:58It's a recyclable.

24:59It could be fine.

24:59If it's recycling.

25:00A T can be blue.

25:01Like a butterfly P-T.

25:02Oh yeah, a butterfly P-T.

25:03What?

25:04Man, if it's a blue group.

25:05A man, if it's a blue group.

25:06A man can be blue.

25:07These are bad.

25:08No.

25:09Fuck you.

25:11Gatorade.

25:11Gatorade's blue.

25:12Gatorade is the first true one that you've said.

25:15Nightcrawlers.

25:16The worms, they're kind of blue.

25:17Nightcrawler.

25:18Nightcrawler, the x-ray crawler.

25:19Nightcrawler is blue.

25:20Fish is blue.

25:21Fish can be blue.

25:22Color by your name.

25:23Doran.

25:24Hues.

25:25A blue hue.

25:25Hues.

25:26There's a hue light.

25:27By Phillips.

25:28Light bulb.

25:29Light bulb can be blue.

25:30Wait, I didn't need that last one.

25:30Birdies.

25:33Are we accepting birdie?

25:35Birdies are blue.

25:36It's on par with the rest of their answers.

25:38Which is not a good thing.

25:40Okay, this game started with Arasha saying

25:43that goo scares her, so goo is scary.

25:47No.

25:48Like ectoplasmic goo.

25:49Give me a break, Arasha never thinks about it.

25:51That is scary.

25:52What is blue that doesn't have blue in the name?

25:55Blueberries, bluebirds, just name a bunch of blue things

25:57with no letter restrictions.

25:59That's a hard one.

26:00That's a hard one.

26:01Also man.

26:02The sky.

26:02Two letters, we're taking two letters.

26:04L and S.

26:05We're at six, they're at zero,

26:08we have the potential for five bonus.

26:09So if we win this, we do win.

26:12Yeah.

26:13Okay, one lap at this, okay.

26:14And then to B, right?

26:15Yeah.

26:16No one else is in the room except us and the letters.

26:20And the Lord.

26:21What's he doing here?

26:23Should I pull one from the middle?

26:25Yeah, pull one from the middle.

26:27She says she doesn't understand the heart of the cards,

26:28but like get the heart of the cards, 100%.

26:31Ready?

26:32Yeah.

26:33No, can I not pull one from the middle?

26:35Types of milk.

26:36Types of milk?

26:37Types of milk?

26:38Milk?

26:38Types of milk?

26:39Hen.

26:40Rhino milk.

26:41That's true.

26:42Yeah, I'll take it.

26:43Soy.

26:43Nice.

26:44Great.

26:46Bad milk.

26:47That's fucking crazy.

26:47Bird, nope.

26:48Dairy milk.

26:49Some birds do make milk.

26:50Dairy milk, yeah, dairy milk.

26:51Take it.

26:53Fucking milk.

26:55Can you guys be quiet?

27:01Water milk.

27:01Not water milk.

27:03Guys, the answer's right there.

27:05Whole milk.

27:06Guys.

27:08It's milk?

27:09No, it's not.

27:09Teddy milk, teddy milk, teddy milk.

27:11Fine, that's technically, okay, yeah, you know, whatever.

27:14Milk, milk, milk.

27:15No, no.

27:16Mommy's milk.

27:17Mommy's milk.

27:18Ian, Ian, someone just went.

27:21Nut milk.

27:22That's great.

27:23Yeah, okay, we'll take it.

27:25Oat milk.

27:25Oh, no.

27:26Yeah.

27:27You got this.

27:28You guys got this.

27:30Come on.

27:31Rice milk.

27:32Rice milk.

27:33Oh, you're so close.

27:35Time.

27:37That's okay, that's okay.

27:38We tried.

27:39There was no help in the milk.

27:41Yeah.

27:42They won the whole thing.

27:43Thanks, Sempeter, we got it.

27:43We won the entire video.

27:44What?

27:45No.

27:46That's not fair.

27:47We won basically the entire video.

27:48We won the whole thing.

27:48So we don't get paid.

27:49That's just how it works sometimes.

27:50Sometimes you just win.

27:51Yeah, and we just got bought out by Mr. Beast,

27:53so you guys don't get paid today.

27:54Y'all, that was crazy,

27:56and those librarians were pretty loud.

27:58Did everybody have a good time?

28:00Yeah.

28:00That was really fun.

28:01Oh, I love this.

28:03I love how you know I'm at work.

28:04I like that we're all still friends.

28:06Brands of electronics.

28:09Sony.

28:11Love you guys.

28:12You're the best.

28:13Toshiba.

28:13Samsung.

28:16Microsoft.

28:18Samsung.

28:19Guys, Nintendo.

28:21Oh, great, thanks.

28:21We'll see you next time.

28:22Daewoo.

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