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00:00Hi, I'm here training for my fight against Iliadonis, I probably sound and look like
00:17shit because I've been ill this week with some virus or flu that's just been going around
00:24so I'm on the mend, I'm slowly getting over it.
00:54I've got sidemen training after this, oh is it just kick a ball right, yeah, just a little
01:05kick a ball, that's it, ok cool, easy stuff.
01:08Now I've got football training, it's a warm down, keep it up.
01:28Why hello there, I'm back, we're on our way to the sidemen charity match training session,
01:34I think this is the first time we've ever done something like this, so it'll be good
01:38to see all the other YouTubers, all the other streamers, all the other wrestlers, we've
01:44got some more vlogs coming as well just to let you guys know, we're just doing more and
01:49more, but yeah it's a busy week for me, this week was the press conference, I had a couple
01:56breaks with training and stuff, we're doing something with Prime on Sunday, I did something
02:02with Speed, but yeah it should be a lot of fun, I'm excited for it, let's get it.
02:08Good to see you again man, good luck bro, good luck to you too, yeah, how are you man,
02:15good, I'm feeling good, I wish it was good to see you, hey, hey, hey, it's so nice.
02:23Speed, how long did it take for you to do this?
02:27They normally take like two days each, well thank you bro.
02:30Why was he going to stop wearing a bandana?
02:32Because he didn't wear it for the last few videos.
02:34Yeah, well it's just because, I don't know, I just, I was like, I always wear the bandana.
02:38The reason why I would wear it is because it would stop the sweat getting into my eyes,
02:42so.
02:43No, no any other reasons?
02:45What are you trying to say bro?
02:48What are you trying to say?
02:50What are you trying to say?
02:52Apparently I aired all my friends.
02:54He goes on BGT once, and he's like nah he's going to sit underneath me now.
02:57Are we friends?
02:58I literally saw you at dinner, or lunch.
03:01I didn't.
03:02He wasn't there.
03:03Yeah, you're done now.
03:05I'm quick, I'm quick, I'm quick man.
03:07He's good, he's good.
03:09No, no, no, I'm sorry.
03:11Thank you for playing on my team.
03:13I really appreciate it.
03:15Can you sum it up?
03:17I'm just trying to get back in the flow.
03:19Get back in the flow?
03:20Yeah bro, I think you're very nervous.
03:22Oh really?
03:23Don't be, don't be man.
03:24Yay, there he is.
03:27This is like my first header in like 10 years.
03:36I've never done this before.
03:38Get ready.
03:39It's fucking Wembley.
03:41Bro, you've got a lot of energy.
03:44Oh my god, you're night.
03:46I'm night one.
03:47Oh bro, he weights more than me.
03:49No, no, but you know what it is?
03:50What is it then?
03:51I'm learning to be sumo.
03:53You're in the right direction.
03:55You're in the right direction bro.
04:02Oh man.
04:03I fucking hate this guy man.
04:05No, no, no, you should be wearing this.
04:06It's the training kit.
04:07What are you supposed to give to that?
04:09Wait, are you wearing two kits?
04:12Why are you wearing, he's wearing two kits.
04:14Oh my god.
04:17Get me someone with bad haircut.
04:19Quick, quick.
04:20Nah, fuck off.
04:22Nah, come here.
04:23Come here.
04:24Get off me.
04:25Come here.
04:26Get off me.
04:27Come here.
04:28Get off me.
04:29Come here.
04:33Are you showing off?
04:34No, he's showing off.
04:35Oh, okay.
04:36He's at 55 feet.
04:45He's got a score though, right?
04:46Oh, I thought it was that.
04:49Come on, you dickhead.
04:55It's time to reveal the...
05:00It's time to reveal the final player for the Sidemen charity match.
05:09It's like you guys had half a second delay there.
05:11Why not?
05:12It's because you just didn't turn it on.
05:19All right, so we're heading off to Wembley now.
05:23I'm going to do a nice little performance, rehearsal.
05:27I'm doing a halftime show, so I'm just doing one song,
05:30think of it.
05:31So I'm playing, then I'm going to change.
05:33Actually, I don't think I'm going to change.
05:35I think I'm wearing what I'm playing in.
05:40And then I'm just going to go on, do, think of it.
05:43Hopefully let the audience do most of it
05:45because my voice is kind of screwed up.
05:48Is it mad being in Wembley?
05:49It is pretty wild, yeah.
05:52I'm actually just going to be casually playing here.
05:55Yeah, I know.
05:56Run up towards it.
05:58Make sure that you're happy with your ears.
06:00Yeah, yeah, cool.
06:01I'm going to have a little look at it on camera.
06:03Bit of a delay.
06:04Yeah, yeah.
06:07I just need a shit ton of honey before it.
06:11Well, I think I'd rap it a bit more.
06:13Is that the version you're going to go for?
06:15Yes.
06:16Yeah, yeah.
06:17Wait, so the dubstep version's not coming out?
06:20You wanted a dubstep version?
06:22Well, I listened to that.
06:23Honestly, when I was listening to it, I was like,
06:25oh my God, this is nuts.
06:26I'm so excited.
06:27Really?
06:28Hey!
06:29Hey!
06:30Hey!
06:31Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:36Hey!
06:37Hey!
06:38Are you going to do which version, do you think?
06:40Oh, no, no, that version.
06:41Brilliant.
06:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:43With the pyro.
06:44With the pyro, it'll look better, yeah.
06:47No worries.
06:48This is just mental.
06:50It is mental.
06:51And the fact that we sold out in less than three hours.
06:55Because we don't get you and AJ to soundcheck at the same time,
06:58we need you to kind of make a plan between yourselves
07:01as to how you want him to introduce you.
07:03I mean, just KSI, yeah.
07:06Yo, KSMIG, come through.
07:09And then what will happen is as you're going that way with the camera,
07:13he'll be coming back.
07:14He's got to go that way because otherwise he gets burnt.
07:17Oh, OK.
07:18So you can actually, you know...
07:19Say what's up, yeah, yeah, we can like...
07:21Whatever.
07:22Was that you trying to do a greeting with me?
07:25Is that what you guys do?
07:28Ladies and gentlemen, it's match day.
07:30Today's the day, Sidemen charity match.
07:32Wembley Stadium, 90,000 people.
07:35I'm gassed.
07:36I'm buzzing.
07:38I had a nice little training session preparing for my Fightmaster 29
07:42and then came to the hotel just to shower.
07:44And now I'm here ready to eat and then hop on the coach,
07:48see the boys and get gassed.
07:51There it is.
07:53Boo!
07:56Boo that man!
07:57Wanker!
07:58Boo that man!
07:59Wanker!
08:00Wanker!
08:01Wanker!
08:02Wanker!
08:03Wanker!
08:04Wanker!
08:05Are you vlogging, mate?
08:06Yeah, I'm vlogging.
08:07Wow, my God, I'm on a vlog.
08:08Holy shit.
08:09Holy shit.
08:10Hey, guys.
08:11It's me.
08:12It's me.
08:13You've got the people waiting.
08:15Oh, my God, everyone on the coach.
08:17Woo!
08:19Yes.
08:20Are you doing a video?
08:21I'm doing, I'm vlogging.
08:22Look at me, friends.
08:24Yes!
08:26Look at this.
08:27Wembley Stadium, we are here.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:31Jeez, the gas is high, man.
08:35Bro, we've sold out Wembley.
08:37Oh, the side went up.
08:39I'm with the main man, Harvey, man.
08:41About to sort me out real quick.
08:43Got the bed ready.
08:44Look at me vlogging.
08:45Normally, Mo's doing this.
08:47Yo!
08:50Holy shit.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:55Mental.
08:58What?
09:01Wembley, baby.
09:02Wow.
09:03Look at us.
09:05Wow.
09:06Boy, the noise when this is full is going to be crazy.
09:20Biggest stage of football we could ever play.
09:22Wembley, 90,000.
09:23Wow.
09:24Just do what you want.
09:25No one get mad at anyone for trying anything.
09:27Just have some fun.
09:29Let's not just be in football.
09:31Yeah!
09:34To go one to the winner!
09:40Never said doubt.
09:42And it is in a zoo.
09:44And it's not his first time scoring at Wembley, by the way.
09:47He scored in the first ever Wembley Cup ten years ago.
09:50I've just seen a suplex on him.
09:52He's been suplexed by Logan Paul.
09:55What are we seeing?
09:56It's a crossover.
09:58WMD!
10:00Oh!
10:02He always delivers.
10:04The grip.
10:05And the backsting.
10:06And it's in.
10:07Oh!
10:08Who else but Theo Baker.
10:11He's a little offside in the mix, but he's not.
10:13And he could have had a touch, but he's dropped it anyway.
10:16It's another goal.
10:18It's Lachlan who's put it away.
10:20And that is football.
10:22JME gets up.
10:24Needs a keeper.
10:25It's Logan Paul.
10:26It's Logan Paul with the goal.
10:29What's he got in his locker?
10:30Apart from boiled sweets and Viagra.
10:32Josh.
10:34Yes!
10:36There you have it.
10:38Picks can fly.
10:40Do not digest your television sets.
10:43Do not refresh your browsers.
10:45They said it couldn't be done.
10:47Darren, a.k.a. Speed!
10:50Yes!
10:52He's done it.
10:53And they're all on the pitch.
10:55They think it's all over.
10:59This is your moment, Ging.
11:01He's scored.
11:02There you go.
11:03Oh, he's still got it.
11:04Oh, he's got it.
11:05Oh, I said that.
11:07Puts it in the roof of the net.
11:09If anyone can score, it's this man.
11:11For a hat-trick.
11:12Yes!
11:14Jeff Hurst.
11:16He famously scored a hat-trick at Wembley.
11:19There's no way.
11:20This is the banker.
11:21It's just which corner he's put it in.
11:23Stick it on target.
11:24It goes in.
11:26Simon!
11:27Oh, wow!
11:28I can't believe it's not butter.
11:31Keji!
11:32Yes!
11:33That'll do.
11:35That will do.
11:36Actually, we're not allowed to speak about this business, so.
11:42Sketch has got different ideas, though.
11:44It's JJ versus Sketch.
11:46JJ has to score or the sidemen lose.
11:50Not like this.
11:51Slow run-up.
11:52We didn't need it like this.
11:54Come on, JJ.
11:55Put it away.
11:57That'll do.
11:58Wow.
11:59Well done.
12:01Here we go.
12:02Speed!
12:04No!
12:06It wasn't one for a beauty contest.
12:09But it gets in over the line.
12:11There's the backflip.
12:13And it's a YouTube All-Stars win on the biggest day in Sidemen history.
12:19Jeez.
12:20Wow.
12:21Ooh.
12:24This is very cool.
12:25How do you feel, JJ?
12:27How do I feel?
12:28You look knackered, though.
12:29I'm tired.
12:30I'm still ill.
12:32My voice is probably gone again.
12:35But oh, my God.
12:36Yesterday was incredible.
12:37What a day.
12:38Just everything about it was incredible.
12:40From sketches saved to speed scoring his first goal to Simon missing a pen to me scoring.
12:47There's so many highlights.
12:48Logan scoring a header.
12:50It was just good vibes to have the game be a draw.
12:549-9.
12:55And then they go to Penns at Wembley Stadium.
12:58And then for us to lose 13-14 because of Simon.
13:03It's actually so funny, bro.
13:05Got to perform.
13:06Think of it.
13:08With the little dubstep.
13:10I was just smiling the whole time.
13:12Just.
13:14It was just such a great time.
13:17Even Tommy in it was tweeting and saying, I can't hang on this.
13:21A lot of money raised.
13:22Bro, we raised over $6 million.
13:25Are you mental?
13:26It was just so good.
13:27But anyway, today I'm up nice and early for a prime shoot.
13:31We're just taking a couple photos.
13:33We've got some new prime flavors that we're going to promote.
13:37A couple of cool bits as well.
13:38A couple of exciting things happening.
13:40So, yeah.
13:42Tomorrow, bro.
13:43Yeah.
13:44We've got training and then ballers league.
13:46I got training today as well.
13:48But luckily I don't have to go to the gym.
13:50It's just like a 30-minute run.
13:52But yeah, I'm shattered.
13:54Training in the morning.
13:55I think I've got a double session tomorrow.
13:57I'm knackered.
13:58And I'm still ill.
14:00People forget I'm ill.
14:02Were you worried about yesterday?
14:03No, no, no.
14:04I took it easy.
14:05I didn't really go hard on any of the tackles.
14:09I wasn't going 100%.
14:11I was just doing my thing, jogging here and there.
14:14It was just fun.
14:15It was just fun.
14:16Hey, hey, hey.
14:17How are you doing?
14:18Good to see you.
14:19JJ.
14:20Hi.
14:21Yeah, good, good, good.
14:22Don't worry about the camera.
14:23You must be so used to it.
14:25Yeah, yeah.
14:26I'm kind of used to it.
14:28There's so many behind the scenes now.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Beard-wise, are you happy?
14:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:32You're just going to keep it?
14:33Yeah.
14:34What beard?
14:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:37I was going to say it.
14:38Let me zoom in.
14:41Dickhead.
14:42Should we be out or in?
14:45Because it can be unzipped and hang around.
14:48Hey, if we did a VFX where his tooth got knocked out, it would go crazy viral.
14:52How do I look?
14:53I actually look kind of suave.
14:55A couple of shots.
14:56Looking not too bad.
14:57Literally looks like we're in Iceland.
14:59You know what else is cold?
15:00My heart.
15:01No, it's not.
15:03It's not.
15:04It's not cold.
15:05Fuck all the haters that say that your styling is poor.
15:09Has there ever been a time where Vivian tells you to wear something and you're like, no,
15:14I don't want to wear it?
15:15Oh, of course.
15:16Several times.
15:17So you do have a choice then?
15:18Yeah, I get to choose.
15:20Of course.
15:21He has to be comfortable in whatever he's in because I can't be a hindrance to his job
15:26for the sake of fashion.
15:28How do I look?
15:29Colourful.
15:30Yeah, lots of colour.
15:32Don't know if that's the right reaction I want.
15:35I haven't seen myself, so.
15:37Okay.
15:38Viv, there is no way I'm wearing this.
15:41They're not for me.
15:42But this is not meant to be chill.
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:44It's definitely chaos.
15:46Are you naked?
15:49That's delicious.
15:53Fuck.
15:55Get the knees.
15:56Don't worry, I got the knees.
15:59I'm going to include all of this in the vlog.
16:01Oh, brilliant.
16:22Hi, yo, what's up?
16:23Your boy KSI.
16:24Today's a new day.
16:25What have I done today?
16:27Two sessions.
16:28Boxing sessions.
16:29Very hard.
16:30Very, very tough.
16:32But I feel good.
16:33I had prime energy just to pack myself up because I can't lie, I was shattered.
16:39But we're here till 11pm, so just doing the Baller League draft right now just to see
16:47who the managers are picking for their team.
16:51What plays they're picking.
16:52Very excited.
16:54Yeah, I'm just here to hype it up as the president.
16:58You've done something new today.
17:00Oh, yes.
17:01I've done the real-life streaming.
17:03First time ever.
17:04First time ever.
17:05I don't know how it went.
17:07I haven't checked to see what the comments were saying.
17:10Definitely something I want to do in the future.
17:13I think, what, once a month?
17:15Yeah, I think.
17:16Randomly.
17:17You know, don't go ham doing it every time.
17:19Yeah, yeah, we'll start off.
17:20Yeah, yeah, I can't do it every single day.
17:22I'm also doing the Reddit and the Twitter community or the Try Not To Laughs.
17:28You're over-promising everyone, bro.
17:30No, no, no.
17:31Obviously, right now, I'm just tired, man.
17:33I used to always chase you up to do Try Not To Laugh and videos and everything else.
17:37But now you're with me for how long?
17:39Yeah, last few days.
17:40And you realise, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:41Last few days, I've been with you and I'm tired just watching you.
17:45Exactly.
17:46Yeah, yeah, totally, bro.
17:48Totally, bro.
17:49He's still gassed after Saturday.
17:51He's still gassed about Saturday.
17:52Where you are.
17:53Where you are.
17:54I didn't know you could do the, you know, the, I don't even know.
17:58The flip.
17:59The flip.
18:00What is that called?
18:01Cartwheel.
18:02The cartwheel into the flip.
18:03A round-off.
18:04It's a round-off.
18:05A round-off.
18:06Is that what they call it?
18:07I don't know.
18:08It was cold.
18:09It was cold.
18:11If you got first choice, who would you want?
18:14Who are you going to sell this information to?
18:16No one.
18:17No one.
18:18No one.
18:19No one.
18:20No one.
18:21Hey, man, I'm the president of the US, but you know, I'm showing up for everything, man.
18:22All right.
18:23Come on.
18:24Big baller league over here.
18:25Look, great goals at the Wimbley's charity match for the Sidemen.
18:26Uh-huh.
18:27I think you should be sat here, maybe trying to get drunk.
18:28What do you think, Steve?
18:29I mean, I was thinking about that, too.
18:30Like, what if I want to play?
18:31You know?
18:32What if I want to play?
18:33What if I want to play?
18:34What if I want to play?
18:35What if I want to play?
18:37I mean, I was thinking about that, too.
18:38Like, what if I want to play?
18:39You know?
18:40Do you want to play?
18:41I do actually want to play.
18:42Do any managers want speed or not really?
18:44No?
18:45No.
18:46Silence.
18:47How many Portuguese players have played in the English top flight league?
18:53I mean, you should know this.
18:54Portuguese.
18:55I know this for sure.
18:56The answer is 146.
18:58The correct...
19:00See, I told you.
19:01It's 146.
19:02Listen to me.
19:03The real Renato Portighini.
19:04Wait, what?
19:06He probably doesn't even know all the Portuguese players.
19:09Of course not.
19:10Do you think he knows Nani?
19:11No.
19:12He doesn't know Nani.
19:13No chance.
19:14Ask him.
19:15No chance.
19:16Do you know the player called Nani?
19:17Nani.
19:18Nani.
19:19Nani.
19:20He's an Argentinian player.
19:22Nani?
19:23Yeah, his name is Nani.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Oh, you do?
19:26Yeah, Nani.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Where is he from?
19:29Nani from Portugal, you mean?
19:30Damn, he actually knows.
19:32Alright, alright, alright.
19:33I heard you're picking the meme team.
19:35No.
19:36Who would you say is your best player?
19:38They're all amazing.
19:39Nah.
19:40Jesse.
19:41Yeah, yeah, come.
19:42What, do you just hit the ones that are flashing?
19:44Red light, green light.
19:45Okay.
19:49Stop trying!
19:50Yeah, nah!
19:52It's me!
19:55It's me!
19:57Bro!
19:58Bro!
19:59Nah!
20:00Yeah!
20:02Nah, bud!
20:03Yeah!
20:05Good game, bro, good game.
20:06Yeah, fair play, man.
20:07You know I understand.
20:08Fair play, fair play.
20:09I understand it now.
20:10I understand it now.
20:11Hey, good job.
20:12Good stuff.
20:13Good stuff.