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00:00Welcome to ChocoPlanet!
00:04Thank you!
00:06Today's show is...
00:08Hirabara's Downhill Tournament!
00:10Wow!
00:14Hirabara's Downhill Tournament is held at Hirabara,
00:16where comedy shows and filming takes place.
00:18The winner will be decided by a rock-paper-scissors tournament.
00:22Why is it a space gun?
00:25Out of the 12 comedians in the show,
00:27which comedy show will be the most interesting?
00:39ChocoPlanet!
00:41These are the judges for today's show.
00:45Nice to meet you!
00:49I'm Shio Kato. Nice to meet you.
00:51Nice to meet you.
00:53Do you know what Hirabara's Downhill Tournament is?
00:55Yes, I do.
00:57It's a bit of a joke.
00:59It's not a bit of a joke.
01:01It's the essence of comedy.
01:03It's the essence of this show.
01:05It's a bit of a joke.
01:07Nice to meet you, Yoshimura-sensei.
01:11Hirabara has everything.
01:13Passion, timing,
01:15and being chosen by God.
01:17That's what this show is all about.
01:19That's what this show is all about.
01:21I think it's very interesting.
01:23When Yoshimura-san was at the top,
01:25he did nothing but downhills.
01:27He did nothing but downhills.
01:29He did nothing but downhills
01:31after 1.5 minutes of 5 minutes.
01:33He doesn't do anything at all.
01:35I'm sure Nozawa-san will be the judge.
01:37I want to be the judge.
01:39I want to be the judge.
01:41I want to be the judge.
01:43It's not about downhill.
01:45I want to be the judge.
01:47Let me be the judge.
01:49This time, within 4 minutes of time limit,
01:51the four groups of comedians
01:53will continue to perform
01:55downhills of Hirabara
01:57freely without setting a theme.
01:59The final will be decided
02:01by the three groups
02:03after qualifying in three blocks.
02:05So it's a freestyle format.
02:07So it's a freestyle format.
02:09So it's a freestyle format.
02:11So it's a freestyle format.
02:13So it's a freestyle format.
02:15So it's a freestyle format.
02:17So the winner will get
02:19the prize money.
02:21The prize money
02:23will be given to the winner
02:25at a low price.
02:27At a low price?
02:29Wait, it's noisy behind us.
02:31Wait, it's noisy behind us.
02:33Wait, it's noisy behind us.
02:35The prize money is
02:37936,000 jyūsen.
02:39The prize money is
02:41936,000 jyūsen.
02:43936,000 jyūsen!
02:45$936,000!
02:47Wow!
02:49That's amazing!
02:51What is this pleasant 1000 yen?
02:53Now, let's get started.
02:55The contestants for the A Block are
02:57Komainu,
02:59Tsuntsukusun Banpakun,
03:01Kingyo Bancho,
03:03and Babilo.
03:05Now, it's a battle of the four.
03:07Let's take a look.
03:11This is the first time.
03:13Welcome!
03:15Welcome!
03:17Welcome!
03:19Welcome!
03:21Welcome!
03:23Welcome!
03:25Wait, wait, wait!
03:27Kingyo Bancho is here.
03:29Why are you wearing Nappa's shoes?
03:31You're not wearing Nappa's shoes.
03:35Let me introduce myself.
03:37I'm Babilo.
03:39Let me introduce myself.
03:41I have 10 less teeth than most people.
03:43I'm Chiba!
03:45Don't mess with me!
03:47I can tell you don't have teeth.
03:49I can tell you don't have teeth.
03:51Don't mess with me!
03:53Let me introduce myself.
03:55Don't mess with me!
03:57Don't mess with me!
03:59Don't attack me!
04:01Don't attack me!
04:05What are you doing?
04:07What are you doing?
04:09You don't even have a T-shirt anymore.
04:11You don't even have a T-shirt anymore.
04:13What is this?
04:15What is this?
04:17Bricks?
04:19Make it a little better.
04:21Make it a little better.
04:25He's trying to appeal to them.
04:27He's trying to appeal to them.
04:31I can tell you don't have teeth.
04:33I can tell you don't have teeth.
04:35Stay strong, everyone!
04:37Shifu
04:39You should go forward
04:41These guys are doing it on their own
04:43Go forward
04:45You should go forward
04:47You should face that way
04:49Rock, paper, scissors
04:51Face that way
04:53Rock, paper, scissors
04:55Face that way
04:57You are like Daiki Kameda
04:59You look like him
05:01You have a face
05:03You have a face
05:05Face that way
05:07You are like Katsuki Kameda
05:09You look like Katsuki Kameda
05:11You look like Katsuki Kameda
05:13That's it
05:15That's it?
05:17That's it?
05:19Thank you for the compliment
05:21You should do your best
05:23You should go forward
05:25You are trying your best
05:27You should do your best
05:29What?
05:31You are a jerk
05:33You are a jerk
05:39Great
05:45What are you doing?
05:47What are you doing?
05:49Speak properly
05:51Sorry
05:53Sorry
05:55Sorry
05:57Sorry
05:59Sorry
06:01Your partner was saying something
06:03You look nervous
06:05Don't you have a bad breath?
06:07Are you okay?
06:09You should brush your teeth
06:11Brush your teeth
06:13Brush your teeth
06:15You are brushing too much
06:17You are brushing too much
06:19What happened?
06:21I was surprised
06:23What are you doing?
06:25What are you doing?
06:27Are you okay?
06:29Are you okay?
06:31Is he okay?
06:33Is he okay?
06:45Don't argue
06:49I didn't do anything
06:51I didn't do anything
06:53I'm like Kabi
06:55I'm like Kabi
06:57Yeah, but it was a good battle.
07:00It was a good battle.
07:03It's different from the last time.
07:06Now, let's open them all at once.
07:10I'm the goldfish captain.
07:13Goldfish captain.
07:14Komainu-san.
07:15Komainu.
07:16Except Babylon.
07:17Why?
07:18Why?
07:20I'm sorry, I'm the goldfish captain.
07:23Goldfish captain.
07:24And
07:25I'm the goldfish captain.
07:28The winner is the goldfish captain.
07:32Why?
07:34Why?
07:35Is it a serious evaluation?
07:37Of course.
07:38The goldfish captain was good at
07:41not only his own story,
07:43but also his own story.
07:45That's right.
07:46He took advantage of this flow.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49It's not about winning or losing.
07:51The point is that
07:53we're on the same team.
07:55This is the stage.
07:57I liked Tsunduku and Banpaku,
07:59so I liked them,
08:01but I lost once.
08:03That's no good.
08:05That's no good.
08:07Congratulations to the goldfish captain
08:09for winning Block A.
08:15Now, let's move on.
08:16The entertainers who will appear in Block B are
08:18Kevin,
08:19Zero Callan,
08:21La Parfait,
08:22and Soy Sauce.
08:24These are the four teams.
08:25Now, let's take a look.
08:26Here we go.
08:40Wait a minute.
08:41It's a dog house set.
08:44Don't bring it here.
08:46Leave it here.
08:47Let's get back on track.
08:50Block B, start!
08:52Why did you start with Nintama Nantaro?
08:58I'll sing to liven up the mood.
09:01Let's liven up the mood.
09:04Song for you.
09:06Song for me.
09:09We overlap.
09:13Oh, I'm sorry.
09:14I'm the only one who knows this.
09:15It's a song that Hiroshi Abe
09:17sings to cheer up the members.
09:24You go first.
09:25You go first.
09:26You go first.
09:27You go first.
09:28Let's decide who's going to go first.
09:30Good idea.
09:31Rock, paper, scissors.
09:39It's decided.
09:43I love you.
09:45I love you.
09:46Don't say things like that.
09:47I got hit a lot.
09:50I'm going to kill him.
09:51You're going to kill him?
09:52Bring it here.
09:55Why are you holding it?
09:57Yuta Waki.
09:58He died of a heart attack.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:01Please forgive me.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:03Wait a minute.
10:05What a waste.
10:09If everyone is so good, I can't get in.
10:13I really can't get in.
10:14Why are you angry?
10:15I'm not angry.
10:17This is Ichikawa Mikako's eyebrows.
10:23If it's an impersonation, it's an impersonation.
10:24You don't have an impersonation?
10:25You do it.
10:26What is it?
10:27What is it?
10:28Take this.
10:29Stop it.
10:30Stop it.
10:44I'm good at moving my body.
10:46I want you to see it.
10:47Let's go.
10:49Don't do that.
10:56You're like a city hunter.
11:01I have a stomachache.
11:03What are you doing?
11:06I have a stomachache.
11:10It's spicy.
11:14It's spicy.
11:16Who has a stomachache?
11:18You have a stomachache.
11:19You're not.
11:20I'm going to fight him.
11:24I'm going to fight him.
11:26Stop it.
11:28It's a fight, it's a fight!
11:30I'll do it!
11:32I'll do it like Fumitsuki!
11:37Time's up!
11:41This is amazing!
11:43This is...
11:44This is interesting!
11:46Please write down the name of the group that was the most interesting.
11:50Well then, Ise-ni flip open!
11:53Soy sauce!
11:55Soy sauce!
11:57Kevins!
11:58Soy sauce!
11:59Soy sauce!
12:00And with that, B Block wins!
12:05I feel like I can only eat soy sauce when I'm going down.
12:13But I really want to introduce you to Sanma-san.
12:15I'm so happy!
12:16Please do!
12:17He'll definitely be happy.
12:18That's true.
12:19He'll definitely be happy.
12:20Kato-san, Kevins.
12:22Thank you!
12:23When Kevins-san says something, my heart feels happy.
12:29That's more than 900,000.
12:30That's right. I was able to have a happy smile.
12:33It's Kevins-san.
12:34And with that, B Block wins!
12:36Thank you very much!
12:37That was interesting!
12:38Amazing!
12:40Lastly, C Block.
12:42Which duo will win?
12:45Let's take a look.
12:47Go ahead!
12:53Thank you!
13:01Excuse me, I'm sorry.
13:02Yes?
13:03Isn't that rude?
13:05It's fine, isn't it?
13:07You should take off your hat.
13:09Take it off?
13:10It's rude to your senpai.
13:11Yes, yes. I'm sorry.
13:12You left your tooth out!
13:14Amazing!
13:15You left your tooth out?
13:17Why are you being so cute to your senpai?
13:20She's the same age as me.
13:21I'm a baby.
13:23She's a baby.
13:24She's so cute.
13:27She's so cute.
13:28I'm sleepy after playing.
13:30She's a baby.
13:32I slept well. I'm a baby.
13:34You're a post-it!
13:37What do you mean, a baby?
13:38I can't do it.
13:39She's so cute.
13:40Why are you spacing out?
13:41Everyone's already started.
13:43Why are you spacing out?
13:44You're spacing out!
13:45You're spacing out!
13:46I'm not spacing out!
13:48You're so annoying!
13:58Mr. Hayashi!
14:01There's money over there.
14:03That's not good.
14:04If I win the prize, I want to go on a world tour.
14:08That's a good idea.
14:09I want to go.
14:10I want to go to Japan, Australia,
14:13go to Antarctica,
14:15go to North Pole,
14:16and come back to Japan.
14:18Vertically?
14:20Vertically.
14:25I want the prize, too.
14:26I want it.
14:27I want it.
14:28Go, go, go.
14:29Go, go, go.
14:30Go, go, go.
14:31Go, go, go.
14:32Go, go, go.
14:33Go, go, go.
14:34Go, go, go.
14:35Go, go, go.
14:36Go, go, go.
14:39What?
14:40What kind of fight is this?
14:41What?
14:42What are you doing?
14:43You're going too far.
14:44She's injured.
14:45Get in the way.
14:46Give her a snack.
14:48Give her a snack.
14:51That's not a snack.
14:54What's with you?
14:55It's too intense.
14:57She's a baby.
14:58She can't have a snack.
14:59She's a baby.
15:01She's a baby.
15:05She's sleeping!
15:06I
15:36Know
16:06I
16:13Wishy-washy
16:15Sculpeys
16:17This is rare
16:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry
16:21The iPhone is huge
16:23Everything is huge
16:25The iPhone is huge
16:27This is difficult
16:29This is difficult too
16:31It's cool to have 2 digits
16:33That's right
16:35Let's open
16:37Bragoli
16:39Cat and bell
16:41Cat and bell
16:43Bragoli
16:45C block
16:47The winner is Bragoli
16:49It was impossible
16:51It was the flow
16:53Santa Monica was going like this
16:55But Bragoli took all of it
16:57Yes
16:59He used it
17:01When you have a long history
17:03You become Aikido
17:05I know
17:07You take the power of your opponent
17:09and use it
17:11That's right
17:13That's all for C block
17:15Thank you
17:17These 3 teams
17:19won the final
17:21Which team
17:23will be the champion?
17:25Final round
17:27Go
17:29Final round
17:39Wait
17:41What is this card?
17:43I thought it was cold
17:45It's nothing
17:47It's fine
17:49It's fine
17:51It's down?
17:53It's down?
17:55We have to get rid of this
17:57I want money
17:59Go
18:05What is this?
18:07What is this?
18:09Do something
18:11I don't have
18:13You can't do anything
18:15You can't do anything
18:17You don't have to do that
18:19You don't have to do anything
18:27Piyo
18:29Piyo
18:31I'll do it
18:33I can do it
18:35Ok
18:37Everyone is getting anxious
18:39Everyone is getting anxious
18:41Stop it
18:43Stop it
18:45Everyone is getting anxious
18:47What is this?
18:49It's dangerous
18:51Stop it
18:53It's like a shoe
18:57Let's take a break
18:59Let's take a break
19:01Smoke everyone
19:03Smoke?
19:05Are you ok?
19:07Wow
19:09Are you ok?
19:11What are you doing?
19:13You slipped
19:15You slipped
19:17What is this?
19:19It's almost the end
19:21You slipped a little
19:23You slipped a little
19:25Don't worry
19:27It's ok
19:29It's ok
19:31Where did you slip?
19:33Give me something
19:35It's ok
19:39It's your birthday
19:41Get away from me
19:43Get away from me
19:47It's done
19:49I'm sorry
19:51I'm sorry
19:53I'm sorry
19:55I'm small
19:57I'm fat
19:59I'm fat
20:05I slipped
20:07Look at my knee
20:09Where?
20:11Here
20:19My knee hurts
20:21My knee hurts
20:23I want to stretch
20:25Can you push me from behind?
20:27No
20:29It's over
20:31It's over
20:33Wow
20:35It's dangerous
20:37It's more fun than M1
20:39It was amazing
20:41It was more fun than M1
20:43It was a good tournament
20:45It's decided by this?
20:47900,000
20:49Let's pick one by one
20:51Let's pick one by one
20:53Noda-san, open
20:55Soy sauce
20:59Yoshimura-san, open
21:01Black oil
21:03Black oil
21:05Kato-san, open
21:07Kato-san, open
21:15Matsuda-san, open
21:17Soy sauce
21:21Osada-san, open
21:31Open
21:33Kingo-bancho
21:35Soy sauce
21:37Kingo-bancho
21:39Kingo-bancho
21:41Yoshimura-san
21:43Yoshimura-san
21:45Kudani-o
21:47Kudani-o
21:49It might be good
21:51It's decided?
21:53Yoshimura-san
21:55Yoshimura-san, open
21:57It's decided by this person
21:59Except Babylon
22:01What are you doing?
22:03Wait
22:05What are you doing?
22:07It hurts
22:09It's CMU
22:11I can't forgive you
22:13Yoshimura-san, open
22:15Soy sauce
22:17Soy sauce
22:19I did it
22:21I did it
22:23I'm so happy
22:25I'm so happy
22:27I'm so happy
22:29I'm so happy
22:31I'm so happy
22:33I'm so happy
22:35I'm so happy
22:37Thank you
22:39Noda-san
22:41How was the tournament?
22:43It was more than I imagined
22:45It was fun
22:47Soy sauce gave all the entertainers a dream
22:49Soy sauce gave all the entertainers a dream
22:51It was great
22:53Thank you
22:55How do you feel now?
22:57Until now
22:59I only did Kudani
23:01He didn't do anything
23:03He didn't do anything
23:05I did
23:07You're kidding
23:09You're kidding
23:15I did it
23:17I did it
23:19He made the most curry