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00:00Welcome to ChocoPlanet!
00:04Thank you!
00:06Today's show is...
00:08Hirabara's Downhill Tournament!
00:10Wow!
00:14Hirabara's Downhill Tournament is held at Hirabara,
00:16where comedy shows and filming takes place.
00:18The winner will be decided by a rock-paper-scissors tournament.
00:22Why is it a space gun?
00:25Out of the 12 comedians in the show,
00:27which comedy show will be the most interesting?
00:39ChocoPlanet!
00:41These are the judges for today's show.
00:45Nice to meet you!
00:49I'm Shio Kato. Nice to meet you.
00:51Nice to meet you.
00:53Do you know what Hirabara's Downhill Tournament is?
00:55Yes, I do.
00:57It's a bit of a joke.
00:59It's not a bit of a joke.
01:01It's the essence of comedy.
01:03It's the essence of this show.
01:05It's a bit of a joke.
01:07Nice to meet you, Yoshimura-sensei.
01:11Hirabara has everything.
01:13Passion, timing,
01:15and being chosen by God.
01:17That's what this show is all about.
01:19That's what this show is all about.
01:21I think it's a bit of a joke.
01:23When Yoshimura-san was at the top,
01:25he was only doing downhills.
01:27He was only doing downhills.
01:29He was only doing downhills
01:31for the duration of 5 minutes.
01:33He didn't do anything else.
01:35Nozawa-san, you're definitely a judge.
01:37Yes, I want to be a judge.
01:39I want to be a judge.
01:41I want to be a judge.
01:43It has nothing to do with downhill.
01:45I want to be a judge.
01:47I want to be a judge.
01:49This time, in the 4 minute time limit,
01:514 groups of comedians
01:53will perform downhills
01:55freely without a theme.
01:57They will be divided into 3 blocks
01:59and have a preliminary round.
02:01The 3 groups that win
02:03will be the winner.
02:05It's a freestyle format.
02:07It's a freestyle format.
02:09It's a freestyle format.
02:11It's a freestyle format.
02:13It's a freestyle format.
02:15It's a freestyle format.
02:17It's a freestyle format.
02:19The winner will receive
02:21the prize money
02:23for free.
02:25For free?
02:27For free?
02:29Wait a minute.
02:31Wait a minute.
02:33Wait a minute.
02:35936,000 yen
02:37936,000 yen
02:39936,000 yen
02:41936,000 yen
02:43936,000 yen
02:45936,000 yen
02:47936,000 yen
02:49Amazing!
02:51What is this pleasant 1000 yen?
02:53Let's get started.
02:55In the A block,
02:57the comedians are
02:59Komainu,
03:01Tsutsugusu Banpakun,
03:03Kingyo Bancho,
03:05and Babilo.
03:07Let's watch the battle.
03:09This is the first time.
03:11I
03:41Don't know
04:11My
04:41Coach I got that you got a lot of money come on. I got my it's not a movie. I don't mind
04:46I don't know much about you. Don't you do it? Okay. Oh, yeah
04:50Hey, I do it. Hey
04:52Yeah, yeah, hey, I do it. Hey, Mr. Kameda. Thank you
05:00No, come on, come on
05:11I'm not
05:41Okay
06:11I
06:41think
07:08Open!
07:10Now, I'm the goldfish captain.
07:12Goldfish captain.
07:14Komainu-san.
07:15Komainu.
07:16Except Babylon.
07:17Why?
07:18Why?
07:19Why?
07:20I'm sorry, I'm the goldfish captain.
07:22Goldfish captain.
07:24And the goldfish captain.
07:26So, the winner is the goldfish captain!
07:30Yeah!
07:32Why?
07:33Why?
07:34Why?
07:35Why?
07:36Why?
07:37Why?
07:38The goldfish captain,
07:40besides his own story,
07:42he was doing his job.
07:44He was doing his job.
07:45Yeah.
07:46He was following the flow.
07:47He was following the flow.
07:48No, no, no.
07:49It's not about winning or losing.
07:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:51So, the point is,
07:52all four teams are on the same stage.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:55So, this is the stage.
07:57I like Tsuntsu-kun and Banpak,
07:59so I liked them, too.
08:00Yeah, that's good.
08:01But one time,
08:02I lost.
08:03What?
08:04What?
08:05It's been a while.
08:06It's been a while.
08:07It's been a while.
08:08So, the goldfish captain,
08:09the winner of Block A is
08:11the goldfish captain!
08:12Congratulations!
08:13Congratulations!
08:14Congratulations!
08:15Now, let's move on.
08:16The entertainers on Block B are
08:18Kevin,
08:19Zero Callan,
08:20Zero Callan,
08:21La Parfait,
08:22La Parfait,
08:23and Soy Sauce.
08:24These are the four teams.
08:25Now, let's take a look.
08:26Now, let's take a look.
08:27Here we go!
08:29Block B
08:31Block B
08:32Block B
08:33Block B
08:34Block B
08:35Block B
08:36Block B
08:37Block B
08:38Block B
08:39Block B
08:40Block B
08:41Wait a minute.
08:42This is a set of house of dogs.
08:44Bring this with you.
08:46Bring this with you.
08:47Let's get back on track.
08:49Block B
08:50Block B
08:51Block B
08:52Block B
08:53Start!
08:54Why did you start with
08:55Nintama Nantaro?
08:56I'm tired.
08:58I'll sing for you.
09:00Let's get serious.
09:01Get on the stage.
09:03I'll sing.
09:04A song for you
09:06A song for me
09:09We'll overlap
09:11Wait a minute.
09:12Sorry.
09:13Sorry.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:17I'm sorry.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25My god
09:30Hi
09:55Why do you have it?
09:57Yuta Waki.
09:58He died of a heart attack.
10:00I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
10:02Wait!
10:05What a waste.
10:08If everyone is so amazing, I can't get in.
10:13I really can't get in.
10:15Why are you angry?
10:16I'm not angry.
10:17This is Ichikawa Mikako's eyebrows.
10:20What?
10:23If it's an impersonation, I'll do it.
10:25You don't have an impersonation?
10:26You do it.
10:27What?
10:28What are you talking about?
10:29Take this.
10:30Stop it.
10:44I'm good at moving my body.
10:46I want you to see it.
10:49Don't mess with me.
10:53I'm good at moving my body.
10:56You're like a city hunter.
10:59I'm good at running.
11:01I have a stomachache.
11:03What are you doing?
11:04I have a stomachache.
11:05I have a stomachache.
11:06I have a stomachache.
11:10It's spicy.
11:14It's spicy.
11:15I have a stomachache.
11:16Who has a stomachache?
11:18You have a stomachache.
11:20I'm going to fight.
11:24I'm going to fight.
11:26Stop it.
11:28It's a fight.
11:29I understand.
11:30I'm going to fight.
11:31You're like a city hunter.
11:37It's over.
11:41This is amazing.
11:43This is interesting.
11:45This is amazing.
11:47Please write the name of the group that was the most difficult.
11:50Please open the flip.
11:53Soy sauce.
11:55Soy sauce.
11:57KENISHI.
11:58Soy sauce.
12:00Soy sauce.
12:02The winner is B Block.
12:05I can only eat soy sauce when I'm down.
12:11That's right.
12:13I want to introduce you to SANMA.
12:15I'm glad.
12:17I'm sure he'll be happy.
12:19I'm sure he'll be happy.
12:20KATO.
12:21KENISHI.
12:22KENISHI.
12:23When KENISHI says something, my heart feels happy.
12:29That's more than 900,000.
12:30That's right.
12:31I was able to smile happily.
12:33That's KENISHI.
12:34That's right.
12:35That was B Block.
12:36Thank you very much.
12:37That's interesting.
12:38The level is high.
12:39That's amazing.
12:40The last is C Block.
12:42Which duo will win?
12:45Let's take a look.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:02What's wrong?
13:03That's rude.
13:05You don't have to take off your hat.
13:07You should take off your hat.
13:09That's rude.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12You should leave your hair.
13:17Why are you so cute?
13:20I'm the same age as him.
13:21I'm a baby.
13:23You're a baby.
13:24You should play with me.
13:27You're cute.
13:28I'm sleepy.
13:30You're a baby.
13:32I slept well.
13:33I'm a baby.
13:34You're a second-in-command.
13:37You're a baby.
13:38You can't sleep.
13:39You're cute.
13:40Why are you spacing out?
13:41Everyone is starting.
13:42Why are you spacing out?
13:43Why are you spacing out?
13:44Why are you spacing out?
13:45I'm not spacing out.
13:49I hate you.
13:58Good night.
14:01There's money over there.
14:03That's bad.
14:04If I win the prize, I want to go on a world tour.
14:08That's good.
14:09I want to go.
14:10I want to leave Japan and go to Australia.
14:13After that, I want to go to Antarctica, North Pole, and come back to Japan.
14:18Vertically?
14:20Vertically.
14:21That's good.
14:25I want a prize, too.
14:26I want it.
14:27I want it.
14:28I want it.
14:29I want it.
14:30I want it.
14:31I want it.
14:32I want it.
14:33I want it.
14:34I want it.
14:35I want it.
14:36I want it.
14:37I want it.
14:38What?
14:39What?
14:40What are you guys fighting about?
14:41What?
14:42What are you guys fighting about?
14:44It's because he's injured.
14:45Pick him up.
14:46Pick him up.
14:47Pick him up.
14:48Pick him up.
14:49Hey, hey.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52Hey.
14:53Hey.
14:54He's a carpass.
14:55That's not a pickle.
14:56What?
14:57That's too harsh!
14:58He's a baby.
14:59He's a baby.
15:00He's a baby.
15:01He's a baby.
15:02He's a baby.
15:03Excuse me.
15:05You guys are doing a C-PAP!
15:08I
15:38I'm hungry too!
15:40I'm hungry too!
15:42I was listening to Himawari's promise
15:44and I ate too much soba
15:46Wow! Soba is good!
15:50What? What?
15:52I'm hungry!
15:54I'm hungry!
15:56You're hungry? You didn't bring anything?
15:58Do you have milk?
16:00What?
16:02What? Milk?
16:04Black Kirishima
16:06I'm hungry!
16:08I'm hungry too!
16:10I didn't drink that much
16:12It's good
16:14It's a light piece
16:16It's rare
16:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry
16:20I'm sorry
16:22The iPhone is huge!
16:24Everything is huge!
16:26It's hard
16:28This is hard too
16:30It's cool
16:32when you go over 2 digits
16:34Let's open it!
16:36Black Ice!
16:38Black Ice!
16:40Cat and bell
16:42Black Ice!
16:44Black Ice!
16:46C Block
16:48The winner is Black Ice!
16:50It wasn't impossible
16:52It was the flow
16:54Santa Monica was going like this
16:56but Black Ice took it all
16:58Yes, it was used
17:00When you go down
17:02it becomes Aikido
17:06I get it
17:08You use your opponent's power
17:10That was the best
17:12I see
17:14That was C Block
17:16Thank you
17:18These 3 teams
17:20won the final
17:22Which team will be the champion?
17:24The final round
17:26Start!
17:32Wow!
17:34Wow!
17:36Wow!
17:38Wow!
17:40What is this card?
17:42I thought it would be cold
17:44No, it's not
17:46It was cold at first
17:48You guys are wearing it too
17:50No, it's fine
17:52Below?
17:54We have to wear this
17:56Let's wear it
17:58I want money
18:00Go!
18:02Go!
18:04What is this?
18:06What is this?
18:08You should do something
18:10No, I won't
18:12Why not?
18:14You are useless
18:16You are useless
18:18You don't have to cry
18:20You don't have to cry
18:26What?
18:28What is this?
18:30I will wear it too
18:32Ready?
18:34Go
18:36Everyone is nervous
18:40Everyone is nervous
18:42Stop it
18:44Everyone is nervous
18:46I'm not nervous
18:48You are hitting me with your shoes
18:50You are hitting me with your shoes
18:52You are hitting me with your shoes
18:54Wow!
18:56Wow!
18:58Let's take a break
19:00Let's take a break
19:02Everyone, smoke
19:04Smoke?
19:06Wow!
19:08Wow!
19:10Who put the card here?
19:12Who put the card here?
19:14You slipped
19:16You slipped
19:18What is this?
19:20You are almost there
19:22You slipped
19:24Don't worry
19:26Don't worry
19:28Don't worry
19:30Which one did I slip on?
19:32Here
19:34Here
19:36Here
19:38Birthday card
19:40Birthday card
19:42Get away from me
19:44Get away from me
19:46Get away from me
19:48This is done
19:50He's got a weird physique. I'm so sorry.
19:53I'm sorry too.
19:54I'm short.
19:56You're fat!
19:58That's not fair!
20:00You're fat!
20:04Ow, ow, ow.
20:05I went down too far.
20:06My knee hurts.
20:07Your knee hurts?
20:08I'll fix it.
20:09Look at your knee.
20:10Where?
20:11Your knee.
20:12Here?
20:15Oh no!
20:16Oh no!
20:17My knee hurts.
20:19My knee hurts.
20:20My knee hurts too.
20:22I want to stretch.
20:24Can you push from the back?
20:25Okay, okay.
20:26No, no, no.
20:29Time's up!
20:30That's it!
20:35That was crazy!
20:36That was more fun than M-1.
20:38That was amazing!
20:39That was amazing!
20:40That was more than the heat of M-1.
20:43That was a great tournament.
20:44That was a great tournament.
20:45That's it?
20:46That's it?
20:47M-1!
20:48Let's start with Noda-san.
20:50Let's start with Noda-san.
20:52Noda-san, open!
20:55Soy sauce!
20:56Soy sauce!
20:57Oh no!
20:59Yoshimura-san, open!
21:01Black oil!
21:03Black oil!
21:04Nice!
21:06Kato-san, open!
21:08Ginger beer!
21:09Oh no!
21:10Oh no!
21:11Oh no!
21:12Oh no!
21:13Oh no!
21:14Matsuo, open!
21:16Soy sauce!
21:17Soy sauce!
21:18Oh no!
21:19Oh no!
21:20Osada-san, open!
21:30Let's go!
21:31Open!
21:34KINGYO BANCHO!
21:36Soy sauce!
21:38KINGYO BANCHO wins.
21:40Yoshimura-san is the last one.
21:43The last one.
21:44This is the last one.
21:47This might be good.
21:48This might be good.
21:49Oh no!
21:50Is it decided?
21:52Please!
21:53Yoshimura-san.
21:54Please!
21:55Open!
21:56This is bad.
21:57I've decided on this person.
22:00Except for Babylon!
22:01What are you doing?
22:03Wait!
22:04Wait!
22:05What are you doing?
22:06It hurts!
22:07It hurts!
22:08Wait!
22:09It's a commercial.
22:10I won't forgive you.
22:11It's a commercial.
22:12Yoshimura-san, please.
22:14Open!
22:16Soy sauce!
22:19I did it!
22:21I did it!
22:23I'm so happy!
22:25I'm so happy!
22:26I'm so happy!
22:27I did it!
22:28I did it!
22:30Matsuo-san!
22:31Matsuo-san!
22:32Oh no!
22:33Matsuo-san!
22:34Matsuo-san!
22:35I'm so happy!
22:36I did it!
22:37I did it!
22:38Thank you!
22:40Noda-san.
22:41Yes?
22:42What did you think of this tournament?
22:43It was more interesting than I imagined.
22:46Soy sauce gave all the entertainers a dream.
22:50That's right.
22:52It was great.
22:53Thank you!
22:55How do you feel now?
22:56I've only been going downhill so far.
23:01He didn't do anything today.
23:03What?
23:04He didn't do anything.
23:05I did!
23:06You did a lot.
23:07Are you kidding me?
23:08Take this!
23:09Stop it!
23:14I did it!
23:15I did it!
23:16I did it!
23:17I did it!
23:18I did it!
23:19You made the most curry.