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00:00This week's Sanma and Matsuko are...
00:03I can't talk anymore with these guys.
00:06What's wrong with these guys?
00:08They are popular.
00:10Even though they are all useless people, they earn 300 million yen.
00:14Gambling is fun when you lose.
00:18It's fun when you use the money you shouldn't use.
00:23I want you to apply hair cream.
00:25This is my own hair oil.
00:30How can you earn 300 million yen with this?
00:34They are all useless people.
00:37This guy is funny.
00:39I'm happy.
00:40If you have the power of a professional, you can do it.
00:43You look like you just came out of a movie theater.
00:47Sanma and Matsuko are all useless people.
00:50This time, for those of you who don't know about gambling,
00:55we will give you a rough idea.
00:58You can laugh for 30 minutes without thinking.
01:04Kakeru Koumuten is a reform company founded by the young president in Yokohama, Kanagawa.
01:12Most of the employees borrow money from the president and gamble.
01:17There are many useless people with many problems.
01:22When the president posted a video of the useless people on social media, it was a big hit.
01:27The video has been mass-produced and has more than 1 million views.
01:32However, in 5 years, the company lost 300 million yen.
01:37Why is it so expensive?
01:41Let's dig deeper into the useless employees.
01:46I would like to introduce you to the useless people.
01:49First of all, I would like to introduce you to Nao Kendo, who is in charge of the roof.
01:56I can't believe it.
02:04Next, I would like to introduce you to Kagoya Muto, who is in charge of sales.
02:10I can't tell the difference between Kendo and Muto.
02:14Finally, I would like to introduce you to Kota Takase, 27 years old.
02:21I'm 27 years old.
02:29This is Kakeru Koumuten.
02:36All of you are in your 20s.
02:38I'm 27 years old.
02:40Are you in the same age group?
02:42My company was created by a group of junior high school students.
02:48What kind of junior high school students are you?
02:50There are many weird people in my company.
02:52My company is full of useless people.
02:55However, my teamwork is very good.
02:57There are only useless people in my company.
02:59It's a company with sales of 300 million yen.
03:03I would like to introduce you to the useless people.
03:09This is the first person.
03:12He is a useless person.
03:16He is 27 years old.
03:18He is a useless person.
03:20Who is a useless person?
03:21He is a useless person.
03:23He is a useless person.
03:25He is a useless person.
03:27He is a useless person.
03:30Don't write your name with gold.
03:35Where did you get the money?
03:37I borrowed it from the president.
03:39Did the president lend you the money?
03:42It's safer for me to borrow money from other people.
03:46How much money did you borrow?
03:48I borrowed 6 million yen.
03:51Did you lend it to him?
03:53Yes.
03:54How much money do you use?
03:55I use it to buy pizza and pachinko.
03:58Pizza and pachinko?
04:00That's two.
04:02Is it pachinko?
04:04Did you spend 6 million yen on pizza?
04:06I have a lot of pizza.
04:08You have 300 pachinko and 300 pizza.
04:13I have a lot of cheese.
04:16KENDO always owes money to the president.
04:20I always say that.
04:22He is a beautiful person.
04:25He is a beautiful person.
04:28You are useless.
04:32You are not beautiful.
04:35He is a useless person.
04:38What should I do from now on?
04:40KENDO has no hesitation in being a useless person.
04:45He is the most orthodox person.
04:47He is a useless person when the president is taking a break at the office.
04:54I will do my best.
04:56How much is it?
04:57Please lend me 60,000 yen.
04:58Why?
05:00I have to give it back to SUGIYAMA.
05:03Please let me go to the dentist.
05:04That's no good.
05:08It was the worst debt ever.
05:14Who is SUGIYAMA?
05:17He is like PACHITOMO.
05:20You borrowed 60,000 yen from SUGIYAMA.
05:23He is a dentist.
05:25I don't know if he is a dentist.
05:27I don't know if he is a dentist.
05:29You should tell the president that you are a dentist.
05:32You don't have to borrow money.
05:34I have been a dentist since I was in junior high school.
05:37How long have you been a dentist?
05:40I have been a dentist since I was in junior high school.
05:47You are an elite dentist.
05:48You are cool.
05:51I thought you were a dentist.
05:53But you are a dentist.
05:55You are cool.
05:57This is a video of the president pranking KENDO when he was on a business trip.
06:03KENDO gets up and kneels down at the same time.
06:06Please watch this video.
06:14Please lend me 60,000 yen.
06:16What is this?
06:18Is this a prank?
06:19This is a prank.
06:21How much is it?
06:22This is a prank.
06:25Is this a prank?
06:27You woke up and said this.
06:29You woke up and said this.
06:32Is this a prank?
06:34This is a prank.
06:38I understand.
06:39Please come out.
06:41I will come out.
06:43I didn't wake up.
06:46This is a prank.
06:49I didn't wake up.
06:53I didn't wake up.
06:55KENDO has learned three techniques to borrow money.
07:01This is a technique.
07:03Observe the president from a distance when he has no money.
07:07Observe the president when he is in a good mood.
07:12He doesn't need a reason to kneel down.
07:13Timing and smile are important.
07:15It is important to borrow a lot of money.
07:21That's great.
07:23Is there anything you can add to this?
07:26This is his teaching.
07:29You told me to borrow a lot of money.
07:31You told me to borrow a lot of money before the New Year.
07:33That's right.
07:34If you run out of money, borrow it first.
07:39That's great.
07:41I love you.
07:43Why do you earn 300 million yen with this?
07:46This is strange.
07:48KAKERU KOUMU TEN DAME NINGEN SAN EI KETSU.
07:51What's next?
07:55MUTO KAZUYA, who has a weight of 101 kg.
07:59He looks like he has a lot of money.
08:02That's right.
08:04His feet look like slippers.
08:08Unexpectedly, your height is the best.
08:12What are you talking about?
08:14Don't worry about my feet.
08:18MUTO looks normal.
08:21But his appetite and sexual desire are abnormal.
08:24He has already exploded.
08:26Did you have an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school?
08:28I had an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school.
08:31What is your sexual desire when you were in junior high school?
08:34That's amazing.
08:35That's a lie.
08:36He has an appetite and sexual desire since junior high school.
08:38That's a lie.
08:40He confessed to his girlfriend that he had an appetite and sexual desire.
08:43He said, I'm Mr. Machine Gun.
08:45When I was in high school, I ate a lot of sushi at the convenience store.
08:48I ate two pieces of sushi.
08:51MUTO was expelled from school.
08:54He ate two pieces of sushi.
08:56Did you eat sushi?
08:58I ate normal sushi.
09:00I ate green onion tuna and natto.
09:02I ate green onion tuna and natto.
09:05How many times did you confess to your girlfriend?
09:08I confessed almost every day.
09:09That's amazing.
09:10He is famous in his hometown.
09:13Do you confess when you meet a girl?
09:15I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:18I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:19I confess when I meet a girl on SNS.
09:20It's popular.
09:24It's not a bar.
09:26It's not a bar.
09:28He was famous for confessing in the name of Prince of Tokaijima.
09:32Prince of Tokaijima.
09:34He confessed by himself.
09:35He wasn't expelled from school.
09:36He confessed by himself.
09:38He wasn't expelled from school.
09:41MUTO is the only married man in the trio.
09:45He has a family, but he can't stop it.
09:49That's it.
09:51He is good at hitting the bell.
09:53Is he good at hitting the bell, too?
09:56He started to hit the bell 30 minutes before the bell rang.
10:00I told him to stop it.
10:01I told him to think about his family.
10:05I said, please lend me your bell.
10:07He didn't think about it.
10:09He didn't think about it.
10:12He loved his wife so much that this happened.
10:14It's an incident.
10:16He asked the president to go to the scene to hit the bell.
10:19He said, you are on the show now.
10:21Yes, I was on the show.
10:23I was on the show during my free time.
10:25I hit the bell a lot.
10:28I couldn't make it to the next customer.
10:30I called the president.
10:31I asked him to go to the customer.
10:34The president said, don't get angry.
10:36I told him to get angry if I hit the bell.
10:39He said, don't get angry.
10:41It was funny.
10:43When I was hitting the bell, I was like this.
10:48MUTO.
10:49It's fun.
10:52Run-Ball is fun when you lose.
10:57It's fun to decide what to do from tomorrow.
11:01It's fun to spend money.
11:07Is it the last money?
11:09It's interesting from the money.
11:11I will save my life.
11:13Don't say that.
11:15Don't say that.
11:17I don't know what you're talking about.
11:19And finally, the best of the bad guys,
11:21Takase Shinuchi is here.
11:25This is Takase's room.
11:26Hey, that's dirty.
11:27I sleep like this.
11:28Why can you sleep?
11:33Kakeru Kobuten, the best of the bad guys.
11:36Finally, Takase Shinuchi is here.
11:40He's the god of all bad guys.
11:44Both of you are great, but the angle is a little different.
11:48I want you to apply hair cream.
11:51It's Jimai's oil.
11:55It's a natural oil.
11:56It's a natural oil.
11:57It's a natural oil.
11:58It's a natural oil.
12:00The doctor is amazing.
12:01First of all, the representative element of a bad person is that the room is dirty.
12:06Takase's room is dirty, so there are several videos.
12:09Please take a look at the highlights.
12:15It's a kitchen.
12:17It's a trash can.
12:20This is it.
12:21Shinkocho.
12:23It's like a curry room.
12:27This is cold Chinese food.
12:28Cold Chinese food?
12:29I'm going to clean it up with Kendo.
12:31Don't eat dead things.
12:45I don't know what you're talking about.
12:48He's laughing.
12:51It's delusional.
12:56There are other bad things about Takase.
12:58This may be the most difficult.
13:00Professionals only go to the bathroom on the day they go to the bathroom.
13:03That's right.
13:04I go to the bathroom every day.
13:05You go to the bathroom every day.
13:06It's a holy place.
13:07That's right.
13:08I only want to go there.
13:10It's a holy place.
13:11Do you go to the bathroom every day?
13:13I go to the bathroom once a week.
13:17If you don't go to the bathroom, you don't take a bath, do you?
13:22I don't take a bath.
13:23I don't take a bath for a week or a month.
13:25A week or a month?
13:27A week or a month is a long time.
13:30That's a long time.
13:32That's a long time.
13:34That's a long time.
13:36Is it okay for you to not take a bath?
13:39When I go to the bathroom, I don't take a bath.
13:42I don't take a bath.
13:44I wait in the car.
13:47That's amazing.
13:48You don't show it to the customer.
13:51When I don't have a customer, I take a bath on the roof or outside.
13:55I don't see anyone.
13:58I take a bath on the roof.
14:01I take a bath with a helmet.
14:03Yoshimura is going to clean up Takase's house.
14:11Which one is it?
14:12This one.
14:13This one?
14:14It's a pretty good apartment.
14:18Madori has a Japanese-style double room and a dining kitchen.
14:22It's a two-bedroom apartment with a separate bathroom and toilet.
14:26The rent is 60,000 yen.
14:28Half of the rent is paid by a public utility company.
14:33Let's go into the room.
14:38I can't walk.
14:42This is Takase's room.
14:43It's dirty.
14:44I can't clean this up.
14:48I'll burn it.
14:51I'll burn it with one blow.
14:53Is that okay?
14:54That's okay.
14:56That's okay.
14:58That's okay.
14:59What is this?
15:00That's crazy.
15:01That's enough.
15:05Are you serious?
15:07I can't turn on the air conditioner.
15:10It's broken.
15:15What is this room?
15:17That's the bedroom.
15:20Where is it?
15:21The food is still there.
15:24Do you usually sleep like this?
15:31I see.
15:35Why?
15:37Can you sleep like this?
15:38Why can you sleep like this?
15:40I can sleep like this.
15:42If I live here, it's the capital.
15:46He was noisy until a while ago, but he suddenly became angry.
15:50There is a bed here.
15:52That's right.
15:54What is this?
15:55This room is full of garbage, so it can't be used.
16:02That's right. It's broken.
16:04Let's take a bath.
16:11What is this?
16:13I don't know if I can use this expression in this program.
16:16Did you wash your body?
16:19What is this?
16:21There are a lot of toilet paper in the bathroom.
16:26Can't you throw it away?
16:27I thought it was a dynamite.
16:31I can't do this.
16:36Can't you just throw away the garbage?
16:40Of course I came here with that intention.
16:42Why is this in my head all the time?
16:45Why is this in my head all the time?
16:48Why am I doing this?
16:51Finally, the cleaning starts.
16:53It's a series of shocks.
16:56Pants.
16:58I hate it.
17:03I have an opinion.
17:04You should stop him.
17:08If you want to see it again, go to TVER or U-NEXT.
17:12TAKASE's garbage house is being cleaned up by YOSHIMURA.
17:19I'm going to clean it up.
17:21Finally, the cleaning starts.
17:26Can I throw away the shirt underneath?
17:27No.
17:29What can I throw away?
17:30Except for clothes.
17:33I will decide.
17:36I will throw away all my clothes and towels.
17:40You should buy a new one.
17:42Look at me and talk.
17:46Are you an older brother?
17:48I've been angry with you since school.
17:56Thank you very much.
17:58Why are you so angry?
18:01Thank you very much.
18:02I'm not angry at all.
18:04I'm talking about other people.
18:07Look at the ant.
18:10The ant is melting.
18:12You are really dirty.
18:20Are you doing it five times?
18:23This is TEMPURA KIDZ.
18:26You too.
18:28Your pants.
18:31Why?
18:33I don't know.
18:35Please do it.
18:37Why me?
18:39I hate you.
18:43Are you the president?
18:44Yes.
18:45Are you the president's company?
18:46Yes.
18:47Can you sell me a turnip?
18:53I will give you an opinion as a turnip seller.
18:55Please stop him.
18:58Even if there are four people, there is no sign of the store being closed.
19:04That's why I called a salesperson.
19:08I will do my best.
19:10Can you do it?
19:12I'm counting on you.
19:14Please leave it to me.
19:15Can I throw away everything?
19:17Please come in from the beginning.
19:20You are very fast.
19:22You are very fast.
19:24You are fast.
19:25You are a great salesperson.
19:27Takasaki's garbage is also a professional technique.
19:32I can't hold it with my hands.
19:35Is that all the garbage?
19:37Thank you very much.
19:39Thank you very much.
19:42I won't let you do this again.
19:44Thank you very much.
19:46All the garbage was thrown away in three hours.
19:50The dining kitchen was full of ants.
19:56A table appeared.
19:58It's very clean.
20:03This room, which I couldn't enter for a year.
20:08The room is clean with a mattress.
20:13The room was full of food garbage.
20:21This room has become a peaceful space.
20:26I haven't been on the show for half a year.
20:30I don't want to be on the show again.
20:32I understand.
20:33Please promise me.
20:35Please don't appear on the show again.
20:39Thank you very much.
20:40However, some people voted.
20:44The third episode of the show was decided.
20:48It will be released soon.
20:52The second episode of the show.
20:57This is a pig's cartilage.
20:59This is a pig's cartilage.
21:01This is ramen.
21:04Please look forward to it.