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00:01KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA 3 HOUR SPECIAL
00:06KONDO OUJA
00:13KUSESUGO NANETA
00:17NEW YORK YASHIKI
00:22AND THAT MAN TOO!
00:25From the start?
00:27WHAT'S GOING ON?!
00:29You...
00:31KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA
00:33I just don't get it.
00:35Why do we have to do this?
00:37You're supposed to go to the crime scene and catch the culprit!
00:39This is the job of a good detective.
00:42You're good at this stuff.
00:44I'm going to go to the crime scene and interrogate him!
00:46That's enough!
00:48KUSESUGO HARU NO DAIKANSHA
00:51A detective is a team.
00:54Each and every one of those teams...
01:00Each and every one...
01:02He's wrong.
01:04There are roles...
01:07There are roles...
01:08There are roles...
01:10And you have to do them!
01:11I want him to say it.
01:13And you have to do them!
01:14I want him to say it.
01:15And you have to do them!
01:17You're like a bad detective.
01:20Don't get caught!
01:23That's...
01:25That's what you do!
01:26That's what you do!
01:27That's what you do!
01:28That's what you do!
01:30That's what you do!
01:32This is how it's supposed to be.
01:34That's what you do.
01:37He's so rough.
01:38He's so rough.
01:41That's what you do.
01:42You're not paying attention.
01:45I'm sorry.
01:47You have no choice but to say it.
01:48You have no choice but to say it.
01:49You have no choice but to say it.
01:52That's what detectives are like.
01:56Wait a minute.
01:57This is the scene of the crime.
01:59I'm going!
02:00No, sit down.
02:01It doesn't matter, I'm going!
02:02Don't mess with me!
02:06Let's decide.
02:07You're a team.
02:09A detective is a team.
02:11If you move alone...
02:14I can do it.
02:15You don't want to do it.
02:17You're going to hurt your teammates.
02:20You're going to hurt them.
02:22You can do it!
02:25Why are you hurting them?
02:28You're not good at that.
02:29You're hurting them!
02:32You're the green team.
02:34It's an example.
02:35It's a marathon from here.
02:37You're all yellow.
02:38You're all yellow.
02:39You're not a green team.
02:40You're green.
02:41You're green.
02:43What are you talking about?
02:45I'm going to the restaurant.
02:47I'm going to get soup.
02:49I'm going to get soup.
02:52What are you going to do with soup?
02:54You're not good at lecturing.
02:57Speak properly.
02:59I'm going to the bathroom.
03:00Wait.
03:01Santa Claus is here.
03:07You supported me in the beginning.
03:11What is it today?
03:12What is it today?
03:26What is this?
03:37I'm still hungry.
03:38Let's dance together.
03:39What is this?
03:42The sun is dazzling.
03:49I'm hungry.
03:53That's amazing.
04:07That's amazing.
04:08The sun is dazzling.
04:09It's not over yet.
04:12It's amazing to think about it.
04:16Let's do it together.
04:17Let's do it together.
04:18That's amazing.
04:19Let's do it together.
04:20The sun is dazzling.
04:21The sun is dazzling.
04:22You can't see it directly.
04:29Let's dance together next time.
04:33He was cut off in the middle.
04:36I'm happy.
04:37What is it?
04:38What is it?
04:41Let's do it with R1.
04:45What is it?
04:50I'm home.
04:52The moon is big today.
04:56It's different from usual.
04:57I don't know what the moon is, but it's amazing.
05:02What is it?
05:05What is this?
05:06There is a bridge.
05:08It's interesting.
05:09Tetsuya Takeda was probably playing Pachinko until a while ago.
05:14Let's do it.
05:16Let's do it.
05:17I want to do it.
05:18Let's do it.
05:19Red fox and green...
05:21I'm sorry.
05:24Red fox and green...
05:25It's a fox.
05:26It's not a fox.
05:27It's not a fox.
05:28Red fox and green raccoon.
05:31Maruhan.
05:32Maruchan.
05:34Maruchan.
05:36It's Pachinko.
05:38He was doing Pachinko.
05:40Why are you doing karate?
05:43It's my name.
05:54What is it?
05:55Travelling.
06:02It's Travelling.
06:03It's too surreal.
06:06Sensei.
06:11What is it?
06:12What was that?
06:13It's a dream that Chidori Nobu has been having recently.
06:17What is it?
06:18It's over if you fail.
06:21It's one shot.
06:22That's right.
06:23You can't fail.
06:25Nobu, it's okay.
06:26Stop it.
06:27The devil.
06:28Nobu, you are a family.
06:30Nobu, that's not true.
06:31You are Nobu Tokihara in this world.
06:34Meruru, do you want to play golf with me?
06:41Who is playing golf?
06:42Don't point at me.
06:46There is no such genre.
06:48It's a dream that Chidori Nobu is having now.
06:52Chidori Nobu.
06:53My big crotch becomes a cigarette when I drink.
07:04You are crazy.
07:07You are just drinking.
07:08That's right.
07:10I'm better than you.
07:14You did it.
07:15You did it, Seiya.
07:17I don't know what Seiya is.
07:18I don't know what Yume Bakuro is.
07:21It's a new genre.
07:22What is Sukebe Golf?
07:24What is Sukebe Golf?
07:26I've never heard of such a genre.
07:34Sensei.
07:35Watanabe-san.
07:36Takashi is Takashi's brother.
07:38Watanabe-san.
07:39Please calm down now.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:44Thank you for cooperating with the emergency blood transfusion.
07:47You did blood transfusion.
07:48Takashi is my only best friend.
07:51Miraculously, the blood type is the same.
07:53It's really strange.
07:54I'm sorry.
07:57The blood that Watanabe-san gave me was judged to be malignant in Takashi's body.
08:04Malignant?
08:06Takashi-san had a rejection reaction.
08:09Rejection reaction?
08:10It's the worst.
08:12He is my only best friend.
08:13It didn't match Watanabe-san's blood type.
08:17What?
08:20It didn't match.
08:25Damn it!
08:26Damn it!
08:27I'm really sorry.
08:29I don't want to lose my blood.
08:31You've been through so much.
08:33You don't understand that in advance.
08:35It's a parable.
08:36It's the worst.
08:37Even after the rejection reaction,
08:39the blood transfusion was miraculously matched.
08:45Watanabe-san.
08:46Can you give me another blood transfusion?
08:50That...
08:51The possibility is...
08:53Sensei!
08:54Even if it's a small possibility,
08:56there is a possibility that you will throw my blood away again.
08:59That's right.
09:00I really don't want to.
09:02What do you think about the possibility?
09:06What do you think about that?
09:09The other day,
09:11I went to eat with Takashi after a long time.
09:13Takashi forgot his wallet,
09:15so I paid for it.
09:17At this rate,
09:19I'm going to pay for it.
09:21Pay for it?
09:22That's the worst.
09:23Please let me go!
09:25Watanabe-san.
09:26I want you to say this.
09:27Thank you very much.
09:28What is this guy?
09:30What kind of person is he?
09:31Watanabe-san.
09:32Sensei.
09:33How was it?
09:34It didn't match.
09:37Damn it!
09:38Damn it!
09:41Hello, I'm Yarenzu.
09:42Good evening, everyone.
09:43I said it as it is.
09:44I said it as it is.
09:45I said it as it is.
09:46It's too sharp.
09:47It's too sharp today.
09:48My teeth hurt.
09:49Oh, Okinopoison.
09:50It's poison.
09:51That's right.
09:52Be careful.
09:53JAZO.
09:54JAZO.
09:55If that dentist is a strange dentist,
09:56you won't be able to receive proper treatment.
09:58It's okay.
10:00Is it this way?
10:02He's inhaling his own saliva.
10:05It might be a strange dentist.
10:06What's wrong?
10:07My teeth hurt.
10:08Your teeth hurt?
10:09You were born with a toothache?
10:10No way.
10:12I didn't have a tooth when I was born.
10:13I see.
10:14It's like a turtle.
10:15What? A turtle doesn't have a tooth?
10:16That's right.
10:17Even if I tell a turtle to chew something,
10:18it doesn't chew anything.
10:21What did you say?
10:23What did you say?
10:24Your teeth hurt?
10:25When did your teeth hurt?
10:26Since yesterday.
10:27How long did it hurt?
10:28I don't know.
10:29It depends on your arm.
10:30It depends on my arm?
10:31That would be my arm.
10:34But it might be a bug.
10:35It might be a bug.
10:36But I don't know what kind of bug it is,
10:37so I'll pull it out as soon as I get it.
10:38Are you stupid?
10:39What are you talking about?
10:40You're in big trouble.
10:41Don't move.
10:42It's not a clock tower.
10:43Look at it properly.
10:44I see.
10:45What's wrong with you?
10:46I'm sorry.
10:47I didn't mean to.
10:48I didn't mean to.
10:49I was just messing around.
10:50You were messing around?
10:51I was eating Tenshin and drinking Chinese tea.
10:52You were messing around.
10:53Take care of it.
10:54What did you say?
10:55Look at it properly.
10:56I'm begging you.
10:57I see.
10:58Let's start with the bite.
10:59The bite.
11:00Is this an oasis?
11:02Why did you bring it with a water dispenser?
11:03What?
11:04You should've brought a cup.
11:05A cup?
11:06It says S, M, L.
11:07Why did you choose the size?
11:08Let's go with L.
11:09You don't have to make it big.
11:10Let's go with the size.
11:11It's a money thing.
11:12You can go with L.
11:13It's going to take a long time.
11:14It's going to take a long time.
11:15It's going to take a long time.
11:17Do you have a favorite band?
11:18You don't have to say it.
11:19I'm with Eiji.
11:21You have a favorite band.
11:22I see.
11:23You have a favorite band.
11:24I see.
11:25Tamasaburo.
11:26Tamasaburo.
11:27Tamasaburo.
11:28Before you leave.
11:29Before you leave.
11:30Why are you in the way?
11:31Open your mouth.
11:32I see.
11:33You don't need to be in the way.
11:34Why are you just looking at it?
11:35It's too fast.
11:36Look at it properly.
11:37There are a lot of pictures.
11:38I'll look at it properly.
11:39It's amazing.
11:42You look like a judge.
11:44What are you doing?
11:45I'm not looking at it.
11:46It's just shaking.
11:47What is this time?
11:48Open the mouth.
11:49I see.
11:50Moushiba.
11:51Don't say it like that.
11:52Moushiba.
11:53It's Moushiba.
11:54It's Moushiba.
11:55Yes.
11:56Let's go with L.
11:57L.
11:58Don't move.
11:59It's not L.
12:00It's not L.
12:01It's not L.
12:02It's not L.
12:03It's not L.
12:04It's not L.
12:05What?
12:06It's not L.
12:07I told you.
12:08Take that microwave off.
12:09What are you talking about?
12:10You see?
12:11Take the microwave off.
12:12You see?
12:13Take the microwave off.
12:14Please put some oil here.
12:15Why are you doing this?
12:16What are you doing?
12:17Why are you doing this?
12:18He's been doing it all along.
12:19Four minutes?
12:20You're amazing.
12:21You're amazing.
12:22You've been doing it all along.
12:23You've been doing it all along.
12:24All right, I'll do it all along.
12:25I took a picture of it.
12:26All right, I'll do it all along.
12:27I just took a picture of you.
12:28What are you doing?
12:29Let's shave it with a drill.
12:30Let's shave it with a drill.
12:31I'm cutting it first.
12:32My teeth are like shaved ice.
12:33I'm going to do an anesthesia.
12:35Anesthesia?
12:36The needle's gone.
12:37I don't know what happened.
12:39It's all over my face!
12:40What are you doing?
12:41Of course not!
12:42I wanna go home!
12:44Can you come again?
12:45Don't finish this.
12:46Thank you for coming.
12:48Mr. Kenta Oda, please come in.
12:53Please.
12:56Please have a seat.
12:59You've been very active lately.
13:01Thank you for your busy schedule.
13:03Of course, you're a movie star, but your commercials are amazing.
13:07They're amazing, but thank you.
13:10The scene we're filming today is this.
13:13It's a scene where Oda-san and Angel Furukawa are drinking a snack.
13:18Furukawa is dressed up here.
13:21We'll show you a little bit of the picture, so please wait a moment.
13:25Director.
13:25Yes?
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27I'm Suzuki, Oda's manager.
13:29Nice to meet you.
13:30He looks like a manager.
13:31It's not good to be in a commercial with other companies because of Oda's contract.
13:36Yes, yes.
13:37Can we do it without alcohol?
13:40You're drinking whiskey.
13:42Yes, that's right.
13:43That's not good.
13:44I'm sorry.
13:45You can't do it with whiskey, right?
13:49That's right.
13:49I understand.
13:50We can do it without alcohol at all.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54Without this.
13:57Yes, I'm sorry.
13:59I'm doing a glass commercial.
14:02A glass commercial?
14:03I can't show the glass to Oda.
14:06I don't know where it's from.
14:07You can't show the glass?
14:09Yes.
14:10Oh, I see.
14:11Well, if it's not a glass product, it's a different glass.
14:15I can't show the whole glass.
14:17Oh, that's harsh.
14:19Is it impossible?
14:20Yes.
14:20You can't show the glass?
14:21That's right. I'm sorry.
14:23I understand.
14:24You can't do it, right?
14:25That's right.
14:26Yes, I'm sorry.
14:27I'll move out of the way for a moment.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29I'm sorry.
14:30Without alcohol.
14:30Without alcohol.
14:31I'm also doing a commercial for Ice Pale.
14:34It's detailed.
14:35Ice Pale.
14:36It's detailed.
14:37This?
14:38Yes.
14:38It's sold out.
14:39I'm doing a commercial, but I can't show it to you.
14:41I've done three commercials so far.
14:43Ice Pale.
14:44There are quite a few.
14:45Yes.
14:46Three years?
14:47This is also...
14:47Oh, it's long.
14:48It's a long-term contract.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:49Can you tell me everything at once?
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52Yes.
14:52Desk.
14:53Yes.
14:53Desk.
14:54Desk, too?
14:54Chair.
14:55Chair.
14:55All furniture.
14:56And cushion.
14:57Yes.
14:58Cushion.
14:58As for this, I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
15:01I'm doing a commercial for Alphabet.
15:02Yes.
15:03Yes.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:04Desk, chair, cushion.
15:06This is also no good.
15:07And plants.
15:08This is no good?
15:09This is no good.
15:10Plants?
15:11I'm doing a commercial for plants.
15:12I'm sorry.
15:13This and...
15:13What is it?
15:14I'm doing a commercial for plants.
15:15It's too popular.
15:16This is no good.
15:17This is no good, too.
15:18This is all...
15:20No good except for almonds.
15:22Almonds are okay.
15:23Almonds are okay.
15:24I'm not doing almonds.
15:25You're not doing almonds.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27Almonds...
15:29I see.
15:30He's getting awkward.
15:31He's getting awkward.
15:32I'm sorry.
15:33I'm sorry.
15:36I'm sorry.
15:37I'm sorry.
15:38I'm sorry.
15:39I'm sorry.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:41It's totally different.
15:42Scene 20.
15:44Ready.
15:45Start.
15:47Master.
15:49One more.
15:51Cut.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53I'll re-edit the script.
15:54I'm sorry.
15:56Hello.
15:57I'm Koyamichi.
15:58Nice to meet you.
15:59In the old story,
16:00in the real story,
16:01a fly comes out.
16:02What's a fly?
16:03I've never heard of it.
16:04In the old story,
16:05as time goes by,
16:06it becomes more and more beautiful.
16:08Now it's beautiful.
16:09But the original story
16:10is a little different from now.
16:12There's a grotesque expression.
16:13There's a scene where a fly comes out.
16:15A fly comes out?
16:16Yes.
16:17In that story,
16:18Urashima Taro.
16:19I know him.
16:20In the real story,
16:21a fly comes out.
16:22No, it doesn't.
16:23It does.
16:24I know most of it.
16:25Please listen.
16:26Urashima Taro.
16:27Once upon a time,
16:28a fly-eating turtle
16:29was bullied by
16:30a fly-eating child.
16:31Urashima Taro,
16:32who passed by him,
16:33helped the fly-eating turtle.
16:36Why do you start from the beginning?
16:38The fly-eating turtle
16:39took the fly-eating Urashima Taro
16:41to the fly-eating Ryugu Castle.
16:43There was a beautiful
16:44fly-eating Otohime there.
16:46She served him
16:47a lot of fly-eating delicious food.
16:49It's really dirty.
16:51And the fly-eating child
16:52brought a box
16:53and said,
16:54Let me give you
16:55this fly-eating box.
16:57But you must never
16:58open this fly-eating box.
17:01Because a lot of flies
17:02will come out from inside.
17:04What's with that disgusting box?
17:06As time passed,
17:07the fly-eating turtle
17:08put the fly on his back
17:09and went up to the land.
17:10Urashima Taro,
17:11you left it behind.
17:12There are only flies.
17:13Because the scenery
17:14of the village has changed so much,
17:15the fly-eating Urashima Taro
17:16opened the fly-eating box
17:17that he was told
17:18not to open.
17:20How did he come back to the village?
17:22Then,
17:23surprisingly,
17:24a lot of flies
17:25came out
17:26from inside.
17:30I told you
17:31that flies would come out.
17:32I told you.
17:33The amount of flies
17:34is said to be
17:351 million
17:36and 1.5 million.
17:39What's with
17:40that stupid number?
17:43Once upon a time,
17:44the fly-eating Urashima Taro
17:45was taken by
17:46the fly-eating turtle
17:47who saved him.
17:48He was caught
17:49by the fly-eating
17:50Urashima Taro
17:51and was taken
17:52to the zoo.
17:55Right?
17:56Where did it end?
17:57That song
17:58is not in the zoo.
17:59It's not in the zoo.
18:00It's just that
18:01it's getting better
18:02and better now.
18:03There is no way
18:04that such a shabby song
18:05will remain.
18:06The old flies will come out.
18:07I mean,
18:08the fly-eating Urashima Taro.
18:09I told you
18:10that flies would come out.
18:11The old flies
18:12will all come out.
18:13The fly-eating Urashima Taro
18:14stood at a udon restaurant
18:15on the way
18:16to go fishing.
18:17The customer asked,
18:18Are you going to fish
18:19there?
18:20The fly-eating Urashima Taro
18:21said,
18:22There is a monster
18:23called a fly-eating Urashima Taro
18:24that has no eyes,
18:25no nose, and no mouth.
18:26That's where it comes out.
18:27The fisherman who heard that
18:28laughed and went fishing
18:29thinking that
18:30there would be no monster
18:31like that.
18:32When he was fishing,
18:33it was night
18:34and someone was calling
18:35from behind.
18:36How is it?
18:37Can you catch it?
18:38When he turned around
18:39to that voice,
18:40there was a man
18:41with a black face
18:42with a fly.
18:43The fisherman who saw that
18:44screamed unexpectedly.
18:45A fly-eating Urashima Taro
18:46came out!
18:47No,
18:48it's a black man with a fly.
18:49The fisherman rushed
18:50to the udon restaurant
18:51and ran away.
18:52Oh no!
18:53A fly-eating Urashima Taro
18:54came out!
18:55That's a guess.
18:56The udon restaurant
18:57who heard that
18:58laughed and went fishing.
18:59The customer asked,
19:00Was a fly-eating Urashima Taro
19:01like this?
19:02No.
19:03There was no
19:04eyes, no nose,
19:05and no mouth.
19:06The fisherman who saw that
19:07screamed again.
19:08No,
19:09it was full of flies!
19:10It doesn't matter!
19:11Are you talking about flies now?
19:12You can't say
19:13a fly-eating Urashima Taro
19:14came out there.
19:15How many flies were there?
19:16What do you mean by the number?
19:17What's the old number?
19:19Eight.
19:20That's a lot!
19:21He said eight flies.
19:22That's not a lot!
19:23It was a weird difference.
19:24The end.
19:25What's that?
19:26Enough!
19:27How was it?
19:28I'm happy!
19:29I like it!
19:30You said
19:31you wanted to go see it,
19:32so I bought you
19:33a ticket to the Tokyo Dome
19:34and the Hanshin Titans.
19:35You're a light stand,
19:36aren't you?
19:37Wow!
19:38You're a light stand.
19:39You're a B-type,
19:40so you're a left stand.
19:41You can come to the titans' seat.
19:42I'm sorry!
19:43I'm sorry!
19:44Here,
19:45here,
19:46here,
19:47here,
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49I'm sorry that we're the only ones wearing short-sleeved clothes.
19:52But baseball fans are the same, so let's get along!
19:57No!
19:59I'm scared.
20:00Right?
20:01Don't come.
20:02Now we don't look like we're floating.
20:03We're floating.
20:05Onii-chan.
20:06Onii-chan, Onii-chan.
20:08Yeah?
20:08Do you like giants?
20:10No, I don't.
20:10Who do you like?
20:11I'm scared.
20:12Oh, Sakamoto.
20:13Oh, you're going to hit me, right?
20:16He's fighting.
20:17You don't like Sakamoto?
20:19No, I don't.
20:21He won't change his mind.
20:24Okamoto is here.
20:26Don't hit me.
20:28Don't hit me.
20:29Look at me.
20:31I brought a glove today.
20:33I don't care who it is.
20:34Catch it.
20:36I'm going to sell it at Mercari.
20:37You're the worst.
20:38I'm good at business.
20:40You're smart.
20:42I don't understand what Narita is saying.
20:46I'm Narita.
20:49I have square and round eyes.
20:51Is that a controller?
20:53Listen to me.
20:55He's here.
20:57Okamoto is here.
20:58Don't hit me.
20:59Don't hit Okamoto.
21:01I'm going to sell it at Mercari.
21:03He hit it.
21:04It's big.
21:05It's coming this way.
21:06It's going in.
21:06It's really going in.
21:07He caught it.
21:09He caught it.
21:10He caught it.
21:10He really caught it.
21:11He caught it.
21:11Isn't it amazing?
21:12Isn't it amazing, everyone?
21:14He caught it.
21:15He caught it.
21:17It's mine.
21:18I caught it.
21:19You're the worst.
21:20Okamoto, you're like a titan.
21:23Hey, Okamoto.
21:26I'm sorry I'm going around the base.
21:28Please sign this.
21:29What?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38As you like.
21:40What is this character?
21:41It's 600 yen.
21:44It's an unpleasant character.
21:46As you like.
21:49It's like this.
21:50He's a police officer.
21:52Actually, I got a witness that a wanted criminal appeared around here.
21:56Did you see any suspicious person?
21:59Suspicious person?
22:00Do you know the characteristics of the criminal?
22:01I have a witness.
22:04His name is Kaoru Yamamura.
22:07He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:09It's him.
22:10I'm a little suspicious.
22:12Did you see any suspicious person?
22:13Can you show me again?
22:15What kind of person is he?
22:16He's Kaoru Yamamura.
22:18He's a crazy man who doesn't know what he's thinking.
22:21I'm a detective who's chasing him.
22:22Please cooperate with the investigation.
22:26I got it. I'll cooperate.
22:27Really?
22:28Yes.
22:29Can I ask your name?
22:30Me? I'm Kaoru Yamamura.
22:32He's a crazy man.
22:35Did you see any suspicious person?
22:36Suspicious person?
22:37Do you have a security camera?
22:39I have it in my office.
22:40I'll check it over there.
22:42Can I see it?
22:42Please.
22:43Do you want to come with me?
22:44I'm fine.
22:45I have a register.
22:46He's a crazy man.
22:49I'll call the police.
22:50It's a big deal.
22:52He was on the security camera.
22:53Kaoru Yamamura was on the security camera.
22:55You're a guest, aren't you?
22:57Kaoru Yamamura is active.
23:01Kaoru Yamamura likes you.
23:03I don't know what that means.
23:03I'm scared.
23:05I'm confused.
23:08He's a crazy man.
23:10He's a crazy man from the front.
23:11He's suspicious.
23:12He's not there.
23:15Why are you facing this way?
23:17He's suspicious.
23:20It's Kaoru Yamamura.
23:25Kaoru Yamamura is here.
23:28He's looking in the mirror.
23:30It's you.
23:33Kaoru Yamamura is not here.
23:35Where did he go?
23:36Did he run away?
23:36Where did he go?
23:39Did he run away?
23:42That's right.
23:43That's right.
23:47I may have wanted someone to find me.
23:54It's a new self-study.
23:55I lost.
23:56I'm not a detective.
23:58What is this?
24:00It's a self-study.
24:03I chose it myself.
24:06I'm self-studying.
24:08I'm self-studying.
24:09Can I borrow your cell phone?
24:10I'm self-studying.
24:15Hello.
24:16I'm Kaoru Yamamura.
24:18I'm at the convenience store in front of the station.
24:21He's self-studying.
24:23I woke up thanks to you.
24:25That's great.
24:30Police?
24:31Yes.
24:34You are a crazy man.
24:35You are a crazy man.
24:39You are a crazy man.
24:42You are a crazy man.
24:46Excuse me.
24:48Excuse me.
24:50Good morning.
24:52Excuse me.
24:54Can I stand here?
24:56Can I stand here?
24:58Excuse me.
25:00Excuse me.
25:01A lot of people are looking at me.
25:06I don't like it.
25:09It's about time.
25:11What is this?
25:13Let's eat.
25:14Let's eat.
25:15I don't like it.
25:16These people are the worst.
25:19Is this person right?
25:21Is this person a model?
25:24You're not a weird person, are you?
25:28You're a weird person.
25:30Thank you for the food.
25:35You have a strong smell.
25:38The game has begun.
25:39This time, the guest is KAWAMURA RYUICHI.
25:44What song will he sing?
25:46He will sing the song of NAKAJIMA MIYUKI.
25:49Please sing the song.
25:52Please sing normally.
25:55I miss this song.
25:58I don't like this face.
25:59Please sing the song.
26:05I don't like this face.
26:06This is the climax of the song.
26:13I think this is the climax of the song.
26:21Wait a minute.
26:26I'm about to cry.
26:31I don't like this face.
26:32I don't like this face.
26:34I don't like this face.
26:39I arranged too much.
26:41I'm happy.
26:43I remembered.
26:44I don't like this face.
26:48I don't like this face.
26:54I remembered.
27:01I remembered.
27:07I remembered.
27:14I remembered.
27:21I remembered.
27:23I don't like this face.
27:25I'm about to cry.
27:27I don't like this face.
27:28This is the climax of the song.
27:34This is like an ending theme.
27:37I don't like this face.
27:41I don't like this face.
27:45I don't like this face.
27:48I don't like this face.
27:50I don't like this face.
27:53I don't like this face.
27:59RIKKA has been watching KUSESUGO since the first episode.
28:05She has done about a thousand episodes.
28:09We have prepared this.
28:11IHARA RIKKA's KUSESUGO NETA GRAND PRIX.
28:17I'm flattered.
28:19RIKKA's favorite story.
28:21I can see your sense.
28:23I'm scared.
28:25IHARA RIKKA's KUSESUGO RANKING 3rd place.
28:30RARANDO's school greeting.
28:33There are a lot of idol's greetings.
28:37I didn't know there was such a thing.
28:39You don't have to do it.
28:43This is a three-hour special edition.
28:45This is very long.
28:48The cast is very good.
28:50I can't remember this.
28:53Excuse me.
28:54Can I greet you?
28:56Of course.
28:57Everyone's happiness, Maneki-neko.
28:59Overwhelming cat life.
29:01American short hair born in Japan.
29:03American short hair born in Japan.
29:08Everyone's happiness, Maneki-neko.
29:14This is a little long.
29:20This is a little long.
29:24This is my first time in a variety show.
29:26I want you to remember my name.
29:28You are like a pitfall of love.
29:32Please tell me your name.
29:36Everyone's happiness, Maneki-neko.
29:38Overwhelming cat life.
29:40American short hair born in Japan.
29:42I don't know the meaning of this.
29:46Everyone's energy ball.
29:48I stepped on a cat.
29:49I stepped on a cat.
29:51This is a long greeting.
29:52I'm angry.
29:53I'm a pet, but I'm called an object by law.
29:56I don't know.
29:58I'm angry.
29:59I'm a pet, but I'm called an object by law.
30:06I stepped on a cat.
30:08I stepped on a cat.
30:10This is a long greeting.
30:12I'm an object.
30:13I'm an object.
30:14This is a freestyle.
30:18I'm not an object.
30:19I'm an object.
30:21I'm not an object.
30:22I'm an object.
30:24I'm Zaigenji.
30:25Zaigenji?
30:28Nice to meet you.
30:30What's your name?
30:31My name is Tomi.
30:32Zaigenji Tomi?
30:34Yes.
30:35Are you from Senzen?
30:36Nice to meet you.
30:38My room is dirty.
30:39You're too popular.
30:41I can't clean my room.
30:43I can't watch your video.
30:46I want to be a commentator.
30:47You're too popular.
30:50IHARA RITTA's rank 2 is...
30:55JAL JAL's request for a bad guy at a cafe.
31:00That's a good one.
31:02Welcome.
31:03Are you alone?
31:04Yes.
31:05Please come in.
31:08A bad guy.
31:10That's a good one.
31:11A bad guy.
31:12It's a request for a bad guy.
31:14This is a regular cafe.
31:16I don't have a bad guy.
31:18What?
31:19You don't have a bad guy?
31:21It's a regular cafe.
31:24Then, a bad guy with a can.
31:26I don't have one.
31:28A bad guy with a can.
31:29A bad guy with a 500-yen can.
31:31I don't have one.
31:32A 500-yen can?
31:34A 500-yen can has an illustration of 350 yen.
31:37And 150 yen is a white bad guy.
31:39I don't have one.
31:41I thought you had one.
31:43I don't have one.
31:45What?
31:46Yes.
31:47You don't have one?
31:48It's a regular cafe.
31:49I don't have one.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52Then, a bad guy with a yellow can.
31:54I don't have one.
31:55Can I have one with a menu?
31:57That's it.
31:58It's not a vitamin can.
32:01It's a lemon can.
32:03It's a different color.
32:04Yes, I have one.
32:05A 500-yen can.
32:06I don't have one.
32:07Why?
32:08I haven't seen it lately.
32:10Where do you sell it?
32:12It might be at an old onsen or a vending machine.
32:16Then, buy it for me.
32:17I don't buy it.
32:18I don't have money.
32:20It's not about money.
32:22I only have this.
32:24I'm so thirsty.
32:26If you want to drink it, I have a Pocari Sweat.
32:30I don't need it.
32:31Why?
32:32It's a cold orange juice.
32:33I don't need it.
32:34Coke?
32:35I don't need it.
32:36Oolong tea?
32:37I don't need it.
32:38Aquarium?
32:39I need it.
32:40I need an aquarium.
32:41It's an ice coffee.
32:42I don't need it.
32:43Orange juice?
32:44I don't need it.
32:45Aquarium?
32:46I need it.
32:47Yellow aquarium?
32:48I need it.
32:49Pocari Sweat?
32:50I don't need it.
32:51Aquarium?
32:52I need it.
32:53Powder aquarium?
32:54I need it.
32:55I need an aquarium.
32:56I need it.
32:57Yellow aquarium?
32:58I need it.
32:59Can can?
33:00Plus 150?
33:01Yellow aquarium?
33:02I need it.
33:03Aquarium?
33:04I need it.
33:05I'm sorry.
33:06I don't have an aquarium.
33:07Why are you doing such a ridiculous thing?
33:08I'm sorry.
33:10The No.1 ranker of the IHARA Rikka is...
33:14The legendary elementary school student who didn't do her homework for 6 years.
33:21She's so stubborn.
33:23She's so stubborn that she wants to go to school.
33:28Miss, you don't do your homework.
33:31She doesn't look away.
33:32I want to interview you.
33:36Are you okay?
33:37Yes.
33:38I'd like to ask you some questions.
33:40She's an elementary school student.
33:41Amazing.
33:42First of all, when did you start doing your homework?
33:46I started doing my homework in the summer vacation of the first year of elementary school.
33:53The summer vacation of the first year.
33:54When did you start doing your homework?
33:57I don't know.
33:58You don't know?
33:59I don't know.
34:00You don't know.
34:01Why didn't you do your homework in the first place?
34:05Because I didn't want to do it.
34:08Why didn't you do it?
34:10You're good at asking questions.
34:12I didn't want to do it because it was annoying and I didn't know what to do.
34:20So I didn't do it.
34:22Won't your teacher get angry?
34:23She will.
34:24You don't want her to get angry, do you?
34:26No.
34:32You won't do it anymore?
34:33I won't do it.
34:34You can do it without laughing.
34:35I don't want to do it.
34:36Aren't you afraid of your teacher?
34:37I get angry, but I just get angry at school.
34:41If I go home, I won't get angry.
34:45I say that and I do it because I don't want to do it.
34:52I do it because I don't want to do it.
34:59So I don't do it.
35:02I don't do it.
35:04You're a genius.
35:05I see.
35:06By the way, do you have any homework that you are most confident in?
35:12I'm not confident in this.
35:16What kind of question is that?
35:18You didn't do any of them, did you?
35:20This.
35:21You can do it in five minutes.
35:23I'm confident in this.
35:25I haven't done it at all.
35:29I haven't done anything.
35:31You can do it in five minutes.
35:33My parents told me to do it because I can do it in five minutes, but I didn't do it.
35:40That's amazing.
35:42It doesn't have a crease, does it?
35:44It's not open.
35:45That's amazing.
35:50Do you have any homework that you haven't done?
35:56My teacher told me to do my homework.
36:01Everyone told me I should do it.
36:05If I really do it, I'll be able to do it.
36:10But I don't know if I'll do it.
36:14My teacher and my parents told me I should do it.
36:19They told me I should do it.
36:24They told me I should do it.
36:30They told me I should do it.
36:33I didn't want to do it, but I thought I'd do it.
36:38They told me I'd do it.
36:40It's not a lie.
36:42They told me I'd do it.
36:44I didn't want to do it.
36:46I didn't do it.
36:48I didn't do it.
36:50They told me I'd do it.
36:53I said, why?
36:55I said, I didn't want to do it.
36:58I said, I didn't want to do it.
37:01I said, why?
37:03I said, I didn't want to do it.
37:05I said, why?
37:07Why?
37:09Why?
37:11Why?
37:12What do you mean by why?
37:15I don't know.
37:17You don't know.
37:18They're all geniuses.
37:20Nanabelle.
37:22Her eyes and her mouth.
37:24It's like...
37:26It's not like she's showing her mouth.
37:28It's like she's being touched.
37:30She's going to be a weird YouTuber in the future.
37:32She's unique.
37:34After this,
37:36he's going to produce the New York mansion on his own.
37:40He's tired.
37:42He's talking to me.
37:45He hasn't lost his temper recently.
37:47Right?
37:48Give him a lesson.
37:49I'll give him a lesson.
37:56Get more excited.
37:58It's not like this.
38:03A popular entertainer has discovered a new land he hasn't seen yet.
38:07He's going to produce the Grand Prix on his own.
38:11The Grand Prix.
38:13This time...
38:15Hello, I'm from the New York mansion.
38:17Nice to meet you.
38:19The New York mansion.
38:23It's been a while since I've been this nervous.
38:27I can't shake it off.
38:29I'm in the middle of nowhere.
38:31Chidori, what do you want to do?
38:33That's what I'm most afraid of.
38:35That's right.
38:36That's what I'm most afraid of.
38:38The first one to produce the mansion is...
38:41It's me.
38:43This is it.
38:45This is it.
38:46This is it.
38:48Everybody has shown their new work.
38:53Okay.
38:54Everyone, look at the mansion.
38:59The mansion will challenge this new story.
39:02We are Yashiki Buddy.
39:06Yashiki suddenly appeared.
39:09Why are you dressed like that?
39:11I'm going to debut as an idol.
39:14Pardon?
39:17Debut as an idol?
39:18What does that mean?
39:20I've already made a song.
39:22If you become an idol, what should I do?
39:25I'm going to sing now.
39:27Hiromasa, sing a love song.
39:31Isn't it great to be able to sing a love song?
39:34Yes.
39:36Good.
39:37Are you nervous?
39:39Don't look at me.
39:41Don't look at me.
39:42I thought you were going to say something.
39:44It's good now.
39:46Thank you all for coming today.
39:48I'm going to get excited.
39:54Why?
39:55It's amazing from here.
39:56Do it.
40:00I'm going to have a boyfriend.
40:03Do you have a boyfriend?
40:04Can I have a boyfriend?
40:08Are you serious?
40:09You're an idol.
40:10It's the most embarrassing comment.
40:16I see.
40:18I'm glad.
40:19I was deceived once.
40:22Do you really have a boyfriend?
40:24Can I really have a boyfriend?
40:27Do you really have a boyfriend?
40:28It's the best.
40:29Which one?
40:30Hiromasa is tough.
40:31My boyfriend is 54 years old.
40:42Are you an old man?
40:47Is it okay to be an old man?
40:51Do you still have a girlfriend?
40:53I have a wife.
40:56Do you have a wife?
41:02Furibonobu.
41:04You're telling me weird things.
41:08Don't show me stupid faces.
41:10You're kidding me.
41:11You're kidding me.
41:12I'm glad it's a lie.
41:13It's hard.
41:14You're kidding me.
41:15I'm glad it's a lie.
41:16I'm glad it's a lie.
41:17You've been doing your best to support your performance.
41:23That's amazing.
41:25I have a fake.
41:28I'll quit being an idol.
41:30Yomi chon kai! Yomi chon kai!
41:32Ha ha ha ha!
41:34Sugoi!
41:36Ha ha ha ha!
41:38Ya, yari kitta!
41:40Sugoi demo!
41:42Tsuzuite produce shita no wa...
41:44Uwa, yabai silhouette!
41:46Ehh, saikin enman taisha shita
41:48Ehara Masahiro desu!
41:50Ha ha ha ha!
41:52Genin ichi no arakure oji-san
41:54Hollywood Zakushou-san
41:56Zakushou-san
41:58Yabasugiru!
42:00Donna produce o seru no ka?
42:02Sugoi na, Zakushou-san
42:04Mechakucha fukusen kaisyuu no konto
42:06Ha ha ha ha!
42:08Sore o chotto...
42:10Fukusen kaisyuu tte nani?
42:12PRODUCE SHITAKARA MIROYO OME!
42:14Ah, ah, ah!
42:16Kioku ga nai!
42:18Adorimasu yo!
42:20Warai no chichijou o hakaishite kita otoko ga
42:22Konya yashiki o bushikowasu!
42:24Hollywood Zakoyashiki!
42:26Hollywood Zakoyashiki!
42:28Zakoyashiki, Zakoyashiki
42:30Eeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
42:32Eeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
42:34Ashii!
42:36Ashii!
42:38Ashii!
42:40Shishutto itteru
42:42Shishutto ashii
42:44Shishutto itteru
42:46Ashii!
42:48Shishutto itteru ashii!
42:50Ninjou hikui na, omoi
42:52Ahhhhh!
42:54I
43:24Know
43:54I
44:24I
44:54Love my karma
45:24Hi
45:33My
45:54Guess
46:24I
46:54See you
47:24Oh
47:54I
48:24Have
48:54Oh
49:24Oh
49:54Oh
50:24I produced it.
50:26I was involved.
50:28Nobu-san was the last one.
50:30I was told to go to the final round.
50:33Who was it?
50:35It was really...
50:37It was already the peak.
50:39Completely.
50:41How did you do it in order?
50:43Nobu-san's boyhood.
50:45Right?
50:47That's how much I was involved.
50:49I see.
50:51I'm looking forward to it.
50:54Finally, a special man has appeared.
50:57He's a special man.
50:59I want to do it, but I don't want to do it.
51:01I'm really depressed.
51:03I don't want to do it.
51:05It's a matter of whether to run away or not.
51:07I won't run away.
51:09I'm fighting now.
51:11You're a foreigner.
51:13I won't run away.
51:17After this, Nobu, who can only be seen tonight,
51:19was produced on his own.
51:21It's a pattern.
51:23It's the last season.
51:27I won't run away.
51:31He's a kid, but he's done it.
51:33That's right.
51:35There's no laughter.
51:37In this meta recording.
51:39It's amazing.