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00:00On Monday night, Daigo made a big deal out of it.
00:04What's next?
00:06The title of the short content that the 5 members of the red team will challenge is...
00:10What?
00:11I see, I see.
00:12The winner of the first round will get a 30-second time limit.
00:16What?
00:17Gattagawa.
00:18That's right, Gattagawa. Of course there will be a time limit.
00:21Daigo came up with a short content, and the time limit was 30 seconds.
00:26What?
00:27What?
00:28He said, each of us will go to Momotaro's house with a dog or a monkey.
00:33Good job.
00:34A dog.
00:35Good job.
00:36Daigo came out.
00:38A dog. A monkey.
00:39Good job, Saki.
00:40Good job.
00:42If a demon comes out again, tell me.
00:44I see, I see.
00:45What?
00:46Wait a minute. I don't know.
00:47What's going on?
00:48Momotaro's victory.
00:52I won, I won.
00:54It's a really good day.
00:56Is it Momotaro?
00:57A dog.
00:58Good job.
00:59A dog.
01:00A dog.
01:01Good job.
01:02Thank you for today.
01:03Good job.
01:04I was able to get rid of the demon with your performance.
01:07He's drinking sake.
01:08Good job.
01:11Tsutsuki was good. Drink, drink, drink.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:15Drink, drink, drink.
01:16It's the best.
01:17A monkey.
01:18A monkey.
01:19A monkey.
01:20It's a little big, so I was worried.
01:22Thank you very much.
01:23A monkey.
01:24It was a very good performance.
01:29Good job.
01:31Takeuchi, thank you for today.
01:34Takeuchi, thank you for today.
01:35If a demon comes out again, tell me.
01:36I see, I see.
01:37Good job, Takeuchi.
01:42That's great.
01:43That's great.
01:44You just put a big person in the story.
01:47Takeuchi.
01:48Takeuchi beat me all.
01:50Momotaro was standing at the end.
01:53He was pretty strong.
01:54Tonight.
01:55Is this the lowest score in history?
01:58I think so.
01:59It's a total.
02:01I see.
02:02In addition.
02:03It's a popular karaoke song.
02:08The Panic Grand Prix.
02:13Let's move on.
02:14It's a blue team's challenge.
02:15Blue team.
02:16What is the title of the short content that the four of you will challenge?
02:18The title of the short content is.
02:21Old man, old man, old woman and charisma.
02:2430 seconds until the end.
02:27This.
02:28I can go to the left.
02:30It looks interesting.
02:31It looks interesting, but I've already said everything.
02:33The villain.
02:34I don't like it when it's so big.
02:36I don't like it.
02:37Old man, old man, old woman, charisma.
02:40The title is just interesting.
02:42I'll go with Nadal and charisma.
02:44Charisma.
02:45Can I go with the second old man?
02:47The second old man.
02:48It comes out here.
02:49Are the four of you lined up like that?
02:51The first old man.
02:52Do you want the first old man?
02:53What?
02:54The first old man.
02:55Old man.
02:56Old woman.
02:57I don't know.
02:58Old man, old man, old woman and charisma.
03:06Old man?
03:08It's an old man.
03:10What do you want?
03:12What do you want?
03:13What do you want?
03:17It's already 90.
03:18It's an old man.
03:19It's an old man.
03:20It's an old man.
03:23It's coming.
03:24Which one?
03:27I don't know yet.
03:28Which one?
03:31It's 91.
03:32It's 91.
03:33It's an old man.
03:34It's 91.
03:35It's an old man.
03:37My nails are black.
03:40It's an old woman.
03:41It's an old woman.
03:43It's an old woman.
03:44It's 97.
03:45It's 97.
03:47It's a little over.
03:48It's 97.
03:49It's a little over.
03:50It's 95.
03:51It's a roller blade.
03:53It's charisma.
03:58The curtain won't close.
04:00He's still young.
04:01I've seen you guys before.
04:12It's an old man.
04:16It's fun.
04:19I can't help it.
04:20There's more.
04:23What's the commercial for the old man?
04:25There's more.
04:26There's more.
04:27There's more.
04:28There's more.
04:29At that timing.
04:30There's more.
04:31You're too scared.
04:33There's more.
04:34What happened?
04:35It's an old man.
04:36I'm happy.
04:39There.
04:40I'm happy.
04:41It's fun.
04:42It's fun.
04:45I want to be happy.
04:48I'm going to do it.
04:51It's hard.
04:53He's sick.
04:56Maybe he's not feeling well today.
04:58Maybe he's sick.
05:02I think it's a low fever.
05:04Next is the red team.
05:05Next is the red team.
05:06The red team will play a game with the guest, Tani Maria.
05:13I'm glad it's red.
05:15I'm a little relieved.
05:17The red team will play a game with the guest, Tani Maria and four people.
05:22There's only one person.
05:25It's so different depending on the area where Daruma-san fell.
05:29You have 30 seconds to change.
05:32Let's go.
05:33Let's go.
05:34One person.
05:35I'll play with Tokyo.
05:37It's a region.
05:38It's a region.
05:40Daruma-san fell, so let's say something in order.
05:43Let's say it in various places.
05:44Let's say it in various places.
05:45Let's say it in various places.
05:46Let's say it at the end.
05:47Let's say it at the end.
05:50This is one way to use Mr. Tani.
05:53That's right.
05:54Let's do the second one.
05:58Let's put it in everyone's pocket.
06:00What?
06:03It's so different depending on the area where Daruma-san fell.
06:09Hey, hey, hey.
06:10I'm a little bored.
06:11Let's do that.
06:12Daruma-san fell.
06:13That's a good idea.
06:14There are so many people.
06:15That's a good idea.
06:17I'm from Osaka.
06:19Don't you know Daruma-san?
06:20There was a stick in parallel.
06:21No, no, no.
06:22It's because Daruma-san fell.
06:23Is that so?
06:24There's a difference in area.
06:26Really?
06:27No?
06:28Is it like, I drank too much water?
06:30Is that what you mean?
06:31Is that what you mean?
06:32Is that what you mean?
06:33Daruma-san fell.
06:34No?
06:35Where?
06:36It's like, Gushiken 22 became a champion.
06:39Okinawa?
06:40Okinawa is like that?
06:42Tani-san?
06:45A black dream is a devil that never wakes up.
06:49Which region?
06:52That's great.
06:53That's great.
06:54That's great.
06:57This is beautiful.
06:59Did someone tell you to do this?
07:02Yes, everyone told me to do this.
07:04I felt a sense of team spirit.
07:05Everyone was kind to me.
07:06You said, if you say this at the end, it will be funny.
07:08Yes.
07:09Did you feel good when you did this?
07:10Yes, I felt good.
07:11It ended so beautifully in 30 seconds.
07:15Team Blue, did you get it?
07:17We got it.
07:18We got it.
07:19We totally got it.
07:20I see.
07:21We got it.
07:22We got it.
07:24Team Blue, what is the title of the short story that the other team will challenge?
07:29No more movie thief.
07:31Will you be careful about that?
07:3330 seconds until the end.
07:34What's wrong?
07:35I think I've seen it once.
07:37It's a common story in comedy and comic books.
07:43Yes, it is.
07:44There is a good atmosphere.
07:46The movie thief is alone.
07:48Alone?
07:49Who will be the movie thief?
07:50Alone.
07:51Can you go alone?
07:52Alone?
07:53Yes, I can.
07:54I can go with my friend Zozama's girlfriend.
07:55Girlfriend?
07:56I will go with my girlfriend.
07:57Will you be careful about that?
07:59You just need to finish it.
08:01I will go with my girlfriend.
08:02Girlfriend?
08:03What?
08:04Who?
08:05Who's going?
08:06Me?
08:07Me?
08:08No more movie thief.
08:09Will you be careful about that?
08:12No more movie thief.
08:13I'm looking forward to the movie.
08:15It's about to begin.
08:16I'm excited.
08:17Girlfriend.
08:18I wanted to see this.
08:19Movie thief.
08:20Movie thief.
08:21That's right.
08:23Recording during screening is prohibited by the law.
08:28That's right.
08:30If you watch this, you'll feel like you're in a movie theater.
08:32A fine of less than 10 million yen or a detention period of less than 10 years.
08:36I don't want to go back.
08:38No, no, no.
08:39Also, if you eat snacks other than popcorn at a movie theater,
08:50a detention period of less than 10 years,
08:53or a fine of less than 1,000 yen.
09:01A fine?
09:03Then I'll eat it.
09:04Really?
09:11No, no, no.
09:12I'll give you another chance.
09:14Tani.
09:17Don't call Tani like a dog.
09:19Tani.
09:20It's early.
09:21Early.
09:22Early?
09:23It's not early.
09:25I saw it before.
09:26It's one team.
09:28It's a topic to be careful about.
09:32Yes.
09:33Right?
09:34Yes.
09:35It's not a wall.
09:39Yes.
09:40Yes.
09:41He's really angry.
09:43Right?
09:44Don't steal the movie.
09:45Also, don't do things like this.
09:50Tani, I'm telling you.
09:52It's you.
09:53It's Nadal.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:57It's special.
09:58What?
09:59One more time.
10:00I see.
10:01Will you give me a chance?
10:03I'm sorry, Red.
10:04No, no, no.
10:05I'll expose everything.
10:07Yes.
10:08I'll do it.
10:10The title of the short contest is...
10:15Momotaro and the Demons.
10:2030 seconds.
10:21All of us are demons.
10:22All of us are demons.
10:23All of us.
10:24All of us.
10:25All of us.
10:26All of us are demons.
10:27Of course.
10:28We lost.
10:29We lost.
10:30We lost.
10:31We lost.
10:32We lost.
10:33You look good.
10:34You look good.
10:35It's totally different.
10:37It's totally different.
10:39I think Momotaro will give us a hard time.
10:42Who will give us a hard time?
10:44Momotaro is in the audience.
10:46I think so.
10:47Momotaro is in the audience.
10:48He's caught.
10:49Oh, no, no, no.
10:50Oh, no, no, no.
10:51What's going on?
10:52Everyone is a demon.
10:53Momotaro and the Demons.
10:57Oh, my God.
11:00Oh, no.
11:01What should I do?
11:03The dough was stronger than I thought.
11:07It was so soft.
11:09It was a miscalculation.
11:10It's my fault.
11:12There was dough.
11:13It was strong.
11:14I'm the brother of the dough.
11:16I made a hot pot with the dough.
11:18It was delicious.
11:21Not yet, not yet.
11:22That's not possible.
11:24Stop it.
11:25That's right.
11:27It's a little dangerous.
11:28That's right.
11:30There's more.
11:32I'm gonna call you
11:34None there. What are they at slow me time?
11:37gained
11:39Or is that what I?
11:43Keep it on go it come on up to them
11:47Don't matter couldn't end up
11:51None they don't don't you mean that I'm gonna think I got
11:54Kono keep it on go
11:56Good that's got
11:58Mono, Nanda mother when I give you money tonight, but I'll give you one of your night. She's not a little bit. Oh, they're not
12:07They must all cast a mouth-in
12:12There are chalks in there you must know what I want
12:15Chantamere
12:16Shouji key
12:18You see
12:20Well, I
12:22I
12:24Don't go Oh, yeah, no Sega Ray
12:29Nanda
12:31Boy, that's not a name. Yeah boy. So I'm just not gonna
12:37None there was she keep it on what's good to show up there on that
12:42Well, yeah, well, yeah, I'll keep it on you that keep it on go
12:47I bet they like it. Oh
12:48It's the mean that you are night again. Oh, yeah
12:52I know
12:56Come on
13:00No, no, no, no
13:09Keep it simple
13:22Yeah
13:52We did it!
13:54We did it!
13:56It can't be helped.
14:00Is this the lowest score in history?
14:02Isn't that right?
14:04Total data.
14:06Ah, that's right.
14:08Next up is the one that was broadcasted the other day.
14:12The extension of the karaoke battle.
14:16Daigo came up with the puns for a famous song.
14:35Daigo won with Kanenone.
14:39The challenger is the heroine of Sanji, Fukuda.
14:42The song is Aimyon, Hadaka no Kokoro.
14:46Hadaka no Kokoro is a slow song, right?
14:48Yes, it is.
14:50Is there a word you want to say clearly?
14:54A word I want to say clearly.
14:56A message you want to convey.
14:58I'll announce it.
14:59The pun word is...
15:03Nishitan Cream.
15:05The pun karaoke music, start!
15:07This is hard!
15:17The heroine of Sanji, Fukuda.
15:19Aimyon, Hadaka no Kokoro.
15:21Nishitan Cream, start!
15:24Aimyon?
15:25It's Aimyon.
15:34She's good.
15:36Good.
15:37I want to hear it.
15:46She's good.
15:51Good.
15:55It's a good song, isn't it?
16:08Where are you coming from?
16:10I don't know.
16:13I'm going on a trip.
16:16Nishitan Cream.
16:22It's here.
16:24I love you.
16:26I don't go to the chorus.
16:28I love you.
16:30I don't go to the chorus.
16:32I don't go to the chorus.
16:34But you can put a lot of effort into it, right?
16:36That's right.
16:37As for the lyrics, I think I've been loved and I've been loved.
16:41I feel like I've been delivered to President Nishimura.
16:43For President Nishimura.
16:46Next, Fujiwara Fujimoto will challenge.
16:50What are you going to sing?
16:51I'll sing.
16:52Charankyuu no Iiwake wo.
16:54Tsunku-san?
16:55It's Tsunku-san.
16:56It was Tsunku-san.
16:57It's Tsunku-san.
16:58It's an excuse.
16:59There were a lot of times when I made excuses.
17:02Then I'll announce it.
17:03Already?
17:04I'm really sorry for the pun.
17:09Bukkomi Karaoke Music Start!
17:12Fujiwara Fujimoto, please sing it beautifully.
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17:19Please register as a favorite.
17:24It's an excuse.
17:25It's an excuse.
17:27I made an excuse.
17:31I'm really sorry.
17:35Let's go.
17:36Let's go.
17:37Let's go.
17:38Let's go.
17:39Let's go.
17:40The lonely night is a love song.
17:43The lonely night is a cry cry cry.
17:48It's not like that.
17:49It's not like that.
17:50This is it.
17:51This is it.
17:52This is it.
17:57Good.
17:59It's a duck dance.
18:00It's a duck dance.
18:11Good.
18:14What?
18:15You can't do it?
18:16You can't do it?
18:22You're really good at this song.
18:23You're really good at this song.
18:24You're really good at this song.
18:25The lyrics are a little...
18:26The lyrics are a little...
18:28This is not good.
18:34The lyrics are all different.
18:36The lyrics are all different.
18:37I'm lonely.
18:38I'm lonely.
18:45I'm sorry.
18:51It's a rock band song.
18:54I can't hear you.
18:57Are you lonely?
18:59Lonely.
19:00Are you alone?
19:02If you're a man, lose to him.
19:06If you're a woman, feel it.
19:10If you're a man, I'm really sorry.
19:13If you're a woman, I'm really sorry.
19:20I feel sorry for him.
19:23You can't do it.
19:24This is a song of FUJIMON.
19:25This is a song of FUJIMON.
19:26It's a great synchro.
19:28You're the one who chose.
19:29I'm the one who chose.
19:30It's like that.
19:32You're the one who chose.
19:33This is it.
19:34You're the one who chose.
19:35This is it.
19:36You're the one who chose.
19:3730 seconds until you fall in love.
19:40Next week, a new project.
19:41Choose a partner and impromptu couple contest.
19:45I'm excited.