ナイチン街レトロ 2025年2月22日 深夜3時だからこその話 バッテリィズandダブルヒガシ編
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00:00Naitingai Retro
00:11It's 3 in the morning, that's why we're here!
00:16We have Battery-san and Double Higashi-san as guests.
00:23It's even more Osaka-ish than last time.
00:26Especially you guys.
00:29Yeah, it's just you guys.
00:30No, it's our show.
00:36It's 3 in the morning, that's why we're here.
00:38We're going to talk about small things.
00:42Everyone, please relax and have fun.
00:46Can I say something?
00:48Sure.
00:49It's a small story about where else I can talk.
00:53There's a big road in front of the theater.
00:57A girl with a pink bicycle was passing by.
01:05She looked at me and came straight to me.
01:10She said,
01:11If you don't go left or right, you'll bump into each other.
01:18We were about to bump into each other.
01:22But I couldn't turn.
01:24So I opened my arms and said,
01:26I'm not going to move from here.
01:29You were desperate.
01:30Right.
01:31Then she started to go this way and that way.
01:34Then she started to go this way and that way.
01:37She looked like she was saying, Come here.
01:39She looked like she was saying, Come here.
01:41I asked her if she was okay.
01:43She just said, I'm fine.
01:46It's 3 in the morning.
01:48It's 3 in the morning.
01:50It's 2 in the morning.
01:53It's 3 in the morning.
01:56Where else can we talk?
01:58I don't know where else to talk.
02:00I just wanted to know how she felt.
02:03He didn't know how she felt.
02:07I was drinking with Sugachan Saikou No.1.
02:10She asked me what I would do if I were to produce underwear.
02:18I said, I'd tie the front of my panties and tie it around my neck.
02:26Half-naked?
02:27Yes.
02:28She said, I'd do the same as Mr. Daigo.
02:32I don't know how she felt.
02:35I don't know how she felt.
02:37She said, I'd tie the front of my panties and tie it around my neck.
02:39It was difficult.
02:41I have underwear, too.
02:44You have underwear?
02:45I have underwear.
02:46I had underwear on the vending machine the other day.
02:49What?
02:50I had underwear on the corner of the vending machine.
02:55What?
02:56Sun-dried underwear.
02:58Sun-dried underwear?
03:00What time is it now?
03:02It's 4 p.m. now.
03:04You talk at 3 p.m.?
03:06It's the time when you saw it.
03:08You talk at 3 p.m.?
03:10What's that?
03:11Can I say something?
03:12I'll start from 3 p.m.
03:14The worst thing I've ever forgotten about a taxi was...
03:23What's the worst thing he's ever forgotten about a taxi?
03:28We went to Fukuoka.
03:30We went home.
03:32We went to Hakata Station by taxi.
03:37We took her to a public office.
03:40What was the worst thing she's ever forgotten about a taxi?
03:44I don't like it.
03:45She went to the office with a lot of money.
03:46Like gunk bags.
03:47I hate gunk bags.
03:49I don't like gunk bags.
03:50I don't like it.
03:51I hate it when drinks are spilled on the table.
03:54I hate it.
03:55Like a loaf of bread.
03:57Like a loaf of bread.
03:58Like a loaf of bread.
03:59Like mousetrap.
04:00I hate mousetrap.
04:01I hate mousetrap.
04:02I hate it.
04:03I remember.
04:05My PCR test result was dropped.
04:09What?
04:10You got a new PCR test result?
04:11I'm going to submit my PCR result.
04:14I got a really bad PCR result.
04:16I feel sick.
04:17I feel sick.
04:18I feel so hungry.
04:19What is this?
04:21I was so shocked.
04:22You received the test because you felt suspicious, right?
04:23That's right.
04:23A reliable driver is in front of me.
04:25That's true.
04:26A healthy driver is in front of me.
04:28I was like, I'm doing a PCR test.
04:32It's the first time for a driver.
04:34It's the first time, so I did a PCR test in my chest pocket.
04:37Did you do a PCR test?
04:38Milk Boy did it.
04:40I did a PCR test in my chest pocket.
04:42I've never heard of it.
04:44This guy was in front of me.
04:46I opened the door and said, what is this?
04:48I'm doing a PCR test.
04:50It's a big incident.
04:52I've never heard of it.
04:53It's too early to know.
04:55I don't know.
04:56It's in Kansai dialect.
04:57I'm doing a PCR test.
05:00I have something I forgot at 3 o'clock at night.
05:04I've been cleaning the Shinkansen for 10 years.
05:07It's been a long time.
05:08I was in on the day of the typhoon.
05:10The diamond was in disorder.
05:13I was in the toilet of the Shinkansen.
05:16A lot of vibes fell.
05:19I was surprised.
05:21When I was on my way to deliver the diamond, a bunch of old men gathered.
05:23They said, on the day of the typhoon, my sexual desire won't go up.
05:29On the day of the typhoon, toys are falling.
05:33I have a story to tell you at 3 o'clock at night.
05:37When I went to a nightclub, I talked a little before the game.
05:43At that time, I said, I really like spicy food.
05:48I said, I actually ate it for lunch.
05:51He said, that's good.
05:53Then the game started.
05:55I got a cramp in my crotch.
05:58I think it was after lunch.
06:01Lunch cup delivery.
06:02Lunch cup delivery was in my mouth.
06:04I got a fire from my penis.
06:09It was spicy.
06:11I felt it here for the first time.
06:12It was spicy.
06:14It was spicy.
06:15I said, that's enough.
06:16I went home.
06:17It hurts.
06:20I'm glad you cleaned it up.
06:21What is that?
06:23It's 3 o'clock at night.
06:24This is a mind game.
06:27It doesn't matter if it's 3 o'clock at night.
06:30At least you should make it up.
06:31It's 3 o'clock at night, so it doesn't matter if it's 3 o'clock at night.
06:34It's a story about Oh Higashi from Double Higashi.
06:37Anyway, he has a loud voice.
06:40Yes.
06:41When I asked him to stop the volume,
06:44he said something I shouldn't have said.
06:47He said, can you hear me?
06:49I was eating rice.
06:50He took me to eat yakiniku.
06:52He took you?
06:55I don't have money.
06:56I don't have money.
06:57Why are you surprised?
06:58It's weird to take you.
07:00He took you from the forest.
07:02He took me to eat yakiniku.
07:06Next to me was a customer who was as close as Oh Higashi.
07:10I asked the clerk how many yakiniku I could eat.
07:15There was a stall.
07:17Then Oh Higashi said,
07:19to the clerk, to the lady at the stall.
07:23Seriously.
07:25This is the volume of Morinashi.
07:28I think I was too close to Soshina.
07:30I'm curious.
07:31It's like a popular izakaya.
07:34When I went to a cheap izakaya,
07:36someone ordered rice.
07:37When I saw that,
07:38he said, don't eat rice in a place like this!
07:43Look at that.
07:44It's hard.
07:46It's rice you shouldn't serve to customers.
07:48I'm holding it like this,
07:50but it's like this.
07:51I can't find the rice.
07:58What kind of rice is this?
08:00I don't know.
08:01One grain?
08:02One grain.
08:04It's real rice.
08:06It's real rice.
08:08It's standing.
08:09It's standing.
08:10There's no water, so it's like this.
08:14I don't know.
08:15Even outside the izakaya,
08:17there was a really young lady and an old man
08:21who were really flirting.
08:23They were like, papakatsu!
08:26It's like a hot pot.
08:28Have you ever sold a ring
08:30in a cheap izakaya like that?
08:32No, I haven't.
08:36You're not good at horror,
08:37but you sold a ring.
08:38I was sold a ring.
08:39You were sold a ring?
08:40I was scared,
08:41so I told them I couldn't sell a ring.
08:43They said, no, no.
08:44I was like, bang!
08:47It's like a cheap izakaya.
08:49It's fixed.
08:50If it's fixed, it's over.
08:52I don't talk much on TV,
08:54but at the end of the year,
08:55when I go to the theater,
08:57Ueda Oda,
08:58who lives near my house,
09:00said,
09:01I have a lot of luggage today,
09:02so let's go home by taxi.
09:03He has a lot of luggage.
09:04The two of us,
09:05the three of us,
09:06we're really like an ax.
09:08We picked up the taxi with our luggage.
09:11At that time,
09:12Oda dropped his phone the day before,
09:15and it was delivered to the Waseda Police Station,
09:17so he said,
09:18I'll drop by there.
09:19We stopped the taxi,
09:20Ueda and I got in the back seat,
09:22and Oda sat in the passenger seat.
09:24For some reason, he had a mysterious face.
09:27He said,
09:28please take me to the police station.
09:31A woman with an ax came up to him
09:33and said,
09:34please take me to the police station.
09:35It was like a self-study.
09:37It was like a self-study.
09:38It was like a self-study.
09:39It was like a self-study.
09:40Ueda Oda said,
09:41No, it's Oda.
09:42I dropped my phone.
09:45He's suspicious, too.
09:47He's the most suspicious.
09:50It's 3 o'clock.
09:51It's 3 o'clock.
09:52He said,
09:53I can't skate.
09:54It's 3 o'clock.
09:56If I can't say it normally,
09:57I'd like to say thank you.
09:58It's embarrassing.
09:59I'd like to say thank you.
10:03I'd like to say thank you.
10:07When I was in Osaka,
10:08Kyogoku was a pre-convenience store.
10:10Pre-convenience store.
10:11I was going to shoot a V-log of Ebisu's solo live.
10:15It was a plan to have a drink in a convenience store
10:17and talk in a loud voice.
10:19Mr. Higashi came to me,
10:21and asked me to drink with him.
10:23He invited me.
10:24We drank together.
10:25I drank, too.
10:27My partner was a bad drinker.
10:31He pointed at me.
10:33He said,
10:34Hey, you.
10:35He said to me,
10:36Hey, you.
10:37Double Hiroshima won't sell.
10:40He said something terrible.
10:41You were both more busy.
10:43Kyogoku was very angry.
10:45Double Hiroshima won't sell!
10:48He was very angry.
10:52He was very happy.
10:55Double Hiroshima won't sell!
10:59He invited me.
11:01He was very happy.
11:02Do you remember that?
11:03I remember it very well.
11:05I was more worried about
11:07whether Double Hiroshima would sell.
11:09I was like, who said that?
11:12You didn't think we would sell.
11:14You were angry with your partner.
11:15I thought you would say that.
11:18I didn't know whether Double Hiroshima would sell.
11:21At that time, you were almost bald.
11:23What's that?
11:24Almost bald.
11:25You were almost bald?
11:26I had hair.
11:28But I was almost bald.
11:29What kind of hair was that?
11:31I had that kind of hair.
11:32You were almost bald.
11:34I'm curious.
11:35My partner gave me hot words recently.
11:39Let me hear that.
11:40I watched the final of last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
11:43Rare Roman won twice in a row.
11:47I drank alcohol.
11:50I've known Rare Roman since I was a teenager.
11:53I screamed, I want to be Rare Roman!
11:56I screamed on the spot.
11:59I took a picture of the Nature Burger and posted it.
12:04I said, I want to be Rare Roman.
12:09It was a bad comment.
12:12I felt sorry for everyone.
12:16The next day, I met my partner.
12:18I said, you are not good.
12:19He said, you are right.
12:21He said, you are doing bad things to the fans who support Nightingale Dance.
12:26He said, you are doing bad things to me who is controlling you.
12:29I said, you are right.
12:31Mr. Akizawa, who was next to me, said,
12:33you were not controlled when you were crying.
12:38I said, you are right. I thought I was being controlled.
12:43I thought I was being hurt.
12:45I thought I was being controlled.
12:47I thought I was being controlled.
12:49From now on, we will have a talk with Sanji Shinya.
12:53Why can't I say that a woman is a woman?
12:58Sanji.
13:00Sanji.
13:02I really don't know.
13:05I think Ace can be forgiven.
13:08He can't be forgiven.
13:09He is evil.
13:12Even though he is a man, he can't be forgiven.
13:14He can't be forgiven?
13:15He can't be forgiven.
13:17It's not good to say that now.
13:20It's very equal.
13:22It's a solution.
13:23It's a solution.
13:25It's very equal.
13:27Speaking of that, there is a hormone in meat.
13:30It's a lie to say that it's delicious.
13:33It's delicious.
13:35So you like red meat more?
13:37Absolutely.
13:39Red meat and hormones are not the same?
13:41Yes. But there is a hormone that says it's delicious.
13:43It's like eating pain.
13:45It's delicious.
13:47It's delicious.
13:48It's not seasoned.
13:50It's not seasoned.
13:52It tastes like sauce.
13:53It's better to eat red meat.
13:54Red meat is also the taste of sauce.
13:55But it's soft and delicious.
13:57It's delicious to eat together.
13:59It's a hormone.
14:00It's a hormone.
14:01It's just a bite.
14:03It's just a bite.
14:06It's strange to say that it's delicious.
14:08But that's good.
14:09That's good.
14:10But it's strange.
14:12Why is that good?
14:13In the theater.
14:14It's late at night.
14:19In the theater.
14:21It's late at night.
14:23Recently, I've been asked to sign a lot.
14:27I have a lot of business bags every day.
14:32I have an old man who tells me every day.
14:35Won't anyone hit him?
14:37Don't hit him.
14:39Don't hit him.
14:41I've met him once.
14:44He's pretty strong.
14:46I try it every time.
14:50Thank you for your hard work.
14:51Excuse me.
14:52Can I get your autograph?
14:53What is my real name?
14:56Again.
15:00You know your real name, don't you?
15:01You're a fan.
15:02You really like him, don't you?
15:04It's not for sale.
15:06I'm doing this because I know it's for sale.
15:09I see.
15:11It's not for sale, of course.
15:12I'll say it, too.
15:13It's for sale.
15:15It's for sale.
15:16It's for sale.
15:20Excuse me.
15:21Can I get your autograph?
15:22You have a lot of business bags.
15:23It's for sale.
15:25It's for sale.
15:26It's for sale.
15:27It's for sale.
15:28It's for sale.
15:30The second half of the game.
15:32I was drinking with three men and one woman.
15:36I was very upset.
15:38What are you upset about?
15:40A new grasp of Double East.
15:42Honey man.
15:43Chippie man.
15:46Aunt Tameguchi to the clerk.
15:48Go to T-Bar Abe.