"Straws", "Lucy Baseball", "Peppermint Patty", "Daily Hill Puppy Cup", "Linus and Lucy."
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00:00The End
00:30The End
01:00I think it was one of the best movies I've ever seen.
01:05I knew you'd like it.
01:08Afterward, we went to this art gallery and saw all these wild new paintings.
01:14Some of them, of course, were quite huge.
01:17There was one that was all different shades of red.
01:20I like red, of course.
01:24But I'm not sure if I like it that much.
01:27And besides...
01:28Hi.
01:29Drinking lemonade, I see.
01:30How about letting me have a sip?
01:32Don't be stupid.
01:34You think I want a sip from the same star you've been slurping on?
01:38Get out of here.
01:39Anyway, there were a lot of nice paintings.
01:47You know, it's hard to talk to you when you keep making all those strange faces.
01:51I've got Linus down for left field.
02:02Linus?
02:03Left field?
02:05Are you sure?
02:06Of course I'm sure.
02:07Watch.
02:08All right.
02:21Who you got down for right field?
02:23I'm going to give Lucy one more chance to play right field.
02:34Look, Charlie Brown.
02:36I caught your shoe.
02:38Maybe I should pitch my shoe instead of the ball.
02:41That's a good idea.
02:43Give him the old knuckle shoe.
02:45Phew.
02:47Hey, manager.
02:48It's hot out there in right field.
02:51Would you care if I put on my bikini?
02:53And as long as I had on my bikini,
02:55would you care if I went to the beach?
02:56And as long as I'm at the beach,
02:58would you care if I just forgot about the ball game?
03:01Get back out there in right field where you belong.
03:04You'd think a manager would appreciate an outfielder
03:07who looked good in a bikini.
03:16In case you didn't know,
03:18the ball doesn't have to stop rolling before you pick it up.
03:22It was having a good time,
03:24and I didn't want to disturb it.
03:34Oh, no!
03:35How could you miss such an easy fly ball?
03:39The sun got in my eyes.
03:41The sun isn't even out today.
03:43It's cloudy.
03:43The clouds got in my eyes.
03:46Well, maybe Lucy can get a hit
03:48to make up for all her mistakes in the outfield.
03:51Come on, Lucy.
03:54Hit it.
03:55Please, hit it.
03:57Good grief.
03:59She struck out again.
04:00That's three times so far.
04:03I should say something to her.
04:05After all, I am the manager.
04:07But if I say one word,
04:09she'll blow sky high.
04:11I don't dare make a sound.
04:13Uh-oh.
04:14My throat's getting dry.
04:16I've got to clear my throat.
04:18But if I make just the slightest sound,
04:21she'll think I'm going to say something to her.
04:24But I've got to clear my throat.
04:26I didn't strike out on purpose.
04:30We managers have a rough life.
04:37Catch it, Lucy.
04:38Catch it.
04:38What in the world are you doing?
04:49One minute you're in center field
04:51and the next minute you're gone.
04:53What kind of a ball player are you?
04:55I was standing out there in center field, Charlie Brown,
04:58and I was paying attention like you always tell me to do.
05:02And suddenly, out of nowhere,
05:03I heard a piece of cake calling me.
05:07Did you want to see me, manager?
05:09Yes, Lucy.
05:10This is very hard for me to say.
05:12But I just don't think you're good enough for our team.
05:15If you kick me off the team, Charlie Brown,
05:17I'll never speak to you again.
05:19But I'll sure yell at you a lot.
05:24Now that you kick me off the team,
05:26I have a new job.
05:28I'm a reporter for the school paper.
05:30What do you think about
05:31when you're standing out here on the mud pile?
05:34The mud pile?
05:35This is the pitcher's mound.
05:37I'll put down that he was a lonely-looking figure
05:40as he stood there on the mud pile.
05:43The mud pile?
05:45Hey, catcher.
05:47How about an interview for our school paper?
05:49What about all this equipment you wear?
05:51Does it really protect you?
05:55Offhand, I'd say it doesn't.
05:57Hey, you stupid beagle.
05:59I'm doing interviews for our school paper.
06:01How about a good quote for our readers?
06:05He said he expects to have one of his best seasons ever.
06:11This reporter has never interviewed a worse baseball team.
06:14The manager is inept and the players are hopeless.
06:18We will say, however, that the catcher is kind of cute.
06:21And the right fielder, who has dark hair, is very beautiful.
06:25Good article, huh?
06:26Now you'll have to put me back on the team.
06:29I'm sorry, Lucy.
06:30I just can't do it.
06:32You'll be sorry, you blockhead.
06:35Hey!
06:36Hope told you that you could pitch!
06:38You pitch like my grandmother!
06:40Why don't you give up?
06:42You couldn't pitch hay!
06:43Why don't you go back where you came from?
06:46Boo!
06:46It's hard work being bitter.
06:51If we can win this game today, we won't finish in last place.
06:55Well, without Lucy playing, I think we have a chance.
06:59I really do.
07:00Isn't it nice not having her around?
07:02Isn't it nice not hearing her voice?
07:05This is it.
07:06If we get this last guy, we win.
07:08If he hits one, we lose.
07:12It's a high fly ball to Snoopy!
07:14If he catches it, we win!
07:18Hey!
07:18Who's the shortstop with the big nose?
07:22Oh, no!
07:24We lost the game!
07:27Well, he does have a big nose.
07:29I can't stand it.
07:31I just can't stand it.
07:33Hello, Chuck.
07:39Say, how would you like to have a house guest?
07:42Me.
07:43My dad's going to be out of town for a while, and I can't stay here alone.
07:47You could stay at my house, sir.
07:50No, I have absolutely no place to stay.
07:54Gee, I appreciate this, Chuck.
07:56We have lots of room at my house, sir.
07:59I'll be over as soon as I pack.
08:01Thanks, Chuck.
08:03You kind of like Charles, don't you, sir?
08:07Where will you sleep while you're at Charles' house, sir?
08:10In a guest room, of course.
08:13I'm sure they have a guest room.
08:15Chuck's dad is a barber.
08:17Barbers are rich.
08:18Once your scissors and your comb are paid for, the rest is all profit.
08:23I don't think you know much about barbers, sir.
08:26Stop calling me sir.
08:28Peppermint Patty is going to stay here?
08:32She can't stay in your room, and she sure isn't staying in my room.
08:36I know all that.
08:38I have something else figured out.
08:42Boo!
08:44Hiya, Chuck.
08:45I'm here.
08:46Where's the guest room?
08:47Well, I thought I'd let you stay in my room.
08:50And I'll just move into the...
08:51Nonsense!
08:52I heard you had a little guest cottage or something out in the back.
08:55Come on, lead me to it.
08:58You should have had to make it a little bigger, Chuck.
09:04Good night, Patty.
09:05Sleep well.
09:07Thanks, Chuck.
09:08I just hope that old Snoop up there doesn't snore too loud.
09:11Before you go to sleep, old pal, how about turning off the moon?
09:15Good morning, Chuck.
09:19Boy, was that ever a long night.
09:23Yes, ma'am.
09:24I'd like to transfer to your school for a few days.
09:27My dad is out of town, you see.
09:29And I'm staying in Chuck's guest cottage.
09:32So I'll be going to this school for a while, if you'll have me.
09:35Okay.
09:36I'm no great scholar, you understand.
09:39But I'm always in there trying.
09:41If it's true or false, or a multiple choice, I'll be in there with the best of them.
09:47Good grief.
09:49Time to get up for school, Patty.
09:55Sorry for the way I look, ma'am.
09:58Blame it on the stupid architect who designed Chuck's guest cottage.
10:02What do you do around here after dinner, Chuck?
10:06Usually watch TV.
10:08You mean you don't talk?
10:10How about playing checkers or something?
10:12Or making fudge?
10:13Or catching fireflies?
10:18Hmm.
10:21Good night, Snoopy.
10:24This is ridiculous.
10:27I don't understand you, Snoopy.
10:29How can anyone sleep all night in the rain like this?
10:32Hey, Patty, wake up.
10:37Your dad's on the phone.
10:38He's back, and he said you can come home now.
10:41Tell him I'm so comfortable here.
10:42I don't want to leave.
10:44Okay, I'll tell him.
10:46That was sarcasm, Chuck.
10:50I thought staying at Chuck's house would be a real experience.
10:54I thought they would like, well, you know, the beautiful people.
10:59Ha!
10:59All they ever do is watch television.
11:01And I thought they'd have a nice guest cottage.
11:05Ha!
11:06Looks more like a doghouse.
11:08I even had to share it with that funny-looking kid with the big nose.
11:13I suppose you really can't blame Charles for what you thought, can you, sir?
11:18Stop calling me, sir.
11:21Thank you, sir.
11:21Thank you, sir.
11:26Wake up, Snoopy.
11:33Here, you got an official letter.
11:35At least you know it's not a traffic citation.
11:38Dogs never get traffic citations, nor jury duty.
11:43Dear dog, this is to inform you that you are one of the finalists for this year's Daisy Hill Puppy Cup Award.
11:51The Daisy Hill Puppy Cup.
11:53He's been nominated for the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup.
11:56To be eligible for the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup, nominee must fill out the enclosed form.
12:09The first line is name of owner, Charlie Brown.
12:14I'm glad to see you're embarrassed.
12:17Here are some more rules about the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup Award.
12:21Each nominee must submit five letters from interested parties stating why he should be named the Neighborhood Dog of the Year.
12:30You're going to have some pretty strong competition.
12:35What makes you think you can win?
12:43Stupid Beagle!
12:45I would like to recommend my dog for the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup.
12:49He is brave and he is loyal.
12:53And impatient.
12:54You want me to write a letter recommending you for a Neighborhood Dog of the Year?
13:03I can't do it.
13:04I don't think that you really are typical of a neighborhood dog.
13:10I beg you, please give it back.
13:14Please, please!
13:17This is blackmail!
13:20I would like to recommend Snoopy for Neighborhood Dog of the Year.
13:26He is truly a dog among dogs.
13:30How's that?
13:33What a way to get your blanket back.
13:38Forget it!
13:40You want me to write a letter recommending you for Neighborhood Dog of the Year?
13:45When did you ever say anything nice about Beethoven?
13:50I would like to nominate Snoopy for Neighborhood Dog of the Year because
13:59he's kind of fuzzy.
14:10Let's see what Woodstock has to say about Snoopy.
14:14He is truly a good dog.
14:16He's also a loyal friend.
14:18Therefore, I would like to recommend Old Banana Nose for Neighborhood Dog of the Year.
14:25I think they're going to announce the winner of the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup tomorrow.
14:36It's a letter for you from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
14:40They've announced the winner!
14:42You didn't win.
14:44There's nothing like a good loser.
14:49There's nothing like a good loser.
15:03Oh, come on now.
15:12Be reasonable.
15:13I can't believe it.
15:15You're going to stop eating just because you didn't win the Daisy Hill Puppy Cup?
15:19That's the thanks I get for getting your supper on time and fixing it just the way you want it.
15:25Just because you lost the contest, you won't accept this dinner?
15:28I suppose you'd like to be served by a beautiful waitress.
15:33Hmm.
15:35I guess losing the contest does make you feel bad.
15:38But getting him a beautiful waitress?
15:40Boy.
15:42Oh, all right.
15:43I'll see what I can do.
15:45I must be out of my mind.
15:47But I guess losing the contest did make you feel bad.
15:52Sometimes even I can't believe how wishy-washy I am.
15:56You will?
15:57Good.
15:58I really appreciate it.
16:02So what's wrong with wanting to be served by a beautiful waitress?
16:08This is the big day.
16:17999 days.
16:19One to go.
16:20This is it.
16:22Lucy, may I read your new comic book?
16:25No, you can't.
16:26Then stop bothering me.
16:28You did it!
16:29You did it!
16:31My heartiest congratulations.
16:33You did it!
16:34You have been crabby for 1,000 days in a row.
16:39You have just set an all-time record.
16:42I knew you could do it!
16:44I'd like also to present you with this specially inscribed scroll,
16:50commemorating this historic event.
16:53Again, may I say, congratulations.
16:56You are an inspiration to all the crabby people in this world.
17:00One rarely gets a chance to see such carefully prepared sarcasm.
17:06Good morning!
17:08Fantastic!
17:11Your brother is patting birds on the head again.
17:14Oh, good grief.
17:17That blockhead.
17:18Are you out of your mind?
17:21Don't you realize what happens when you do stupid things like this?
17:25Patting birds isn't stupid.
17:27They enjoy it.
17:28And I find it a source of great comfort.
17:31But what about me?
17:33I'm the one who has to face those kids at school who say,
17:36ha, your brother pets birds on the head.
17:39I see your point.
17:41Well, I guess I better not do it anymore.
17:43Okay, I'll tell him.
17:58Mom wants you to bring in some logs for the fireplace.
18:02You can pretend you're Abe Lincoln.
18:04He used to bring in logs for the fireplace all the time.
18:08Hey, there's a spider on that log.
18:10Oh, no! Oh, no! Where? Where?
18:14I'm sorry. I was wrong.
18:16It was just a piece of bark.
18:18Hey! I was right! There is a spider on that log!
18:22Oh, no! Oh, no! Where? Where? Where?
18:24I'm sorry. I was wrong again.
18:26It was just a piece of dirt.
18:28I wonder if Abe Lincoln was afraid of spiders.
18:31I wonder if Abe Lincoln had an older sister.
18:35Whoops!
18:36I broke another one of your crayons.
18:38All right, that does it.
18:40Get out of this house.
18:42But I live here!
18:44Not anymore, you don't.
18:46I live here! I live here!
18:50Out!
18:51It's ridiculous to say you can't throw me out of my own house
18:55while you're still flying through the air.
18:57What do you want?
19:03You don't live here anymore.
19:05You're no longer a member of this family.
19:07Go away!
19:09What about my blanket?
19:11That was quick.
19:13Kicked out of my own home by my own sister.
19:17I can't believe it!
19:19Kicked out and no place to go.
19:21Hey, maybe I can stay at Joe Cool's place.
19:25Hiya, Joe!
19:26Mind if I stay here for a while?
19:30So your sister threw you out of the house?
19:33Yes, I'm living here in the dorm with Joe Cool.
19:36Is it comfortable?
19:37How's the food?
19:38Where do you eat?
19:39We eat in the campus cafeteria.
19:42Actually, Joe Cool sends out for a pizza.
19:45Good morning.
19:47Go away!
19:49You don't live here anymore, remember?
19:52Has Mom missed me?
19:57What I don't understand is why your mother would allow Lucy to throw you out of the house.
20:03Mom isn't home.
20:04She went to the hospital yesterday.
20:06Is she all right?
20:08I don't know.
20:09Nobody ever tells me anything.
20:13I know, baby brother!
20:14But I just got rid of the old one!
20:17A new baby brother!
20:19I can't believe it!
20:21Well, you might as well come back in.
20:24I can't fight the whole world.
20:27What do you mean by that?
20:28Dad just called from the hospital.
20:31We have a new baby brother.
20:32A new baby brother?!
20:35I throw one out, and another one comes in.
20:38That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
20:42You thought you were rid of me!
20:44And now, instead of having no brothers, you have two brothers!
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