"Sally and Snoopy", "Football", "Beads", "Love", "Snowballs", "Kite Flying", "Linus and Lucy", "Baseball."
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00:00The End
00:30The End
01:01Wake up! Wake up!
01:02I'm doing a report for school on our animal friends.
01:05Look, all I want is a little inside information.
01:08For instance, what do animals think about all day?
01:11Besides eating and sleeping, I mean.
01:18This is my report on our animal friends.
01:21Now many of you city kids are not acquainted with nature's noble creatures.
01:26Therefore, as a special treat, I have brought for you today a real live animal.
01:32What is it? A chicken?
01:35Now, in my report, I shall discuss various animals such as the one I have here.
01:41Afterwards, if there are any questions, I shall be happy to answer them.
01:48It looks like a moose to me.
01:50Some people think that animals were put here on earth to serve humans.
01:59One wonders what sort of response we might get if we were to ask the animals.
02:04Maybe we shouldn't ask the animals.
02:13Now, this animal I have brought here today is called a dog.
02:17You are kidding. You're putting us on.
02:21I still think it's a small moose.
02:23I agree.
02:24All right, you guys. Cut it out.
02:26Here, Moosey, Moosey, Moosey.
02:29How do we know that's a real dog?
02:31Yeah, maybe it's a kid in a dog suit.
02:38Animals are usually friendly unless needlessly provoked.
02:41Well, it could have been a kid in a dog suit.
02:43Today, for show and tell, I have brought my brother's dog.
02:52Which may turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life.
02:56The dog is regarded as the friend of man.
02:59This particular breed is generally quite gentle.
03:02And this particular dog is both gentle and intelligent.
03:06Although he does have his faults.
03:08Such as flirting with the girl in the front row.
03:13I got an A on my report, Snoopy.
03:17Because you are such a big help.
03:19I'm going to treat you to an ice cream cone.
03:22You are that big a help.
03:28All I have to do is kick it, right?
03:33Right.
03:34What if it kicks me back?
03:37I've decided I don't want to kick it.
03:39Why not?
03:40What did it ever do to me?
03:43This ball is hissing at me.
03:45Maybe some of the air is leaking out.
03:47No, I think it's hissing at me.
03:49This ball hates me.
03:51I'm not going to stand here while some stupid ball hisses at me.
03:55Well then, kick it.
03:57I think I scared it.
03:59It just passed out.
04:02Charlie Brown!
04:06I can't believe it.
04:08She must think I'm the most stupid person alive.
04:11Come on, Charlie Brown.
04:13I'll hold the ball and you will kick it.
04:17Hold it!
04:18Ha!
04:19That's a laugh.
04:20You'll pull it away and I'll kill myself.
04:23Why, Charlie Brown?
04:25How can you say that?
04:27Don't I have a face you can trust?
04:30Don't I have an innocent look about me?
04:33Look at the innocence in my eyes.
04:38She's right.
04:40If a girl has innocent looking eyes,
04:42you simply have to trust her.
04:44This time, I'm going to keep the football clear to the moon.
04:53What you have learned here today, Charlie Brown,
04:56will be of immeasurable value to you for many years to come.
05:00Look, Schroeder. Love beads.
05:15I made them especially for you.
05:21You look great!
05:23My making those beads and your wearing them
05:26indicates our love for all mankind
05:29and a personal fondness for each other.
05:32What do you mean fondness?
05:34I don't even like you.
05:38Give me back those beads.
05:40I'll give them to someone who'll appreciate them.
05:42Do you think it's possible for someone to be in love and not know it?
05:59You mean me, don't you?
06:01You're talking about me, aren't you?
06:03Why don't you just come right out and say it?
06:05Why don't you admit it?
06:07Why don't you just ask me if I think it's possible
06:10that I'm in love with you and I don't know it?
06:17Schroeder, do you think it's possible
06:20that you're in love with me and you don't know it?
06:24No!
06:25Love drives me crazy!
06:43I get dizzy thinking about it.
06:45It staggers the imagination.
06:48Just think, out of the billions and billions of snowflakes
06:51that have fallen, no two have ever been alike.
06:55It makes the mind real.
07:02Lucy! Lucy! Come quick!
07:04I saw them! I saw them!
07:06I saw two snowflakes that were exactly alike!
07:09Come quick!
07:15That's funny.
07:16They were around here somewhere.
07:22What are you making?
07:23These are snow bunnies.
07:25They look real cute.
07:26Can I help you, Lucy?
07:27No, you can't help me!
07:29Get out of here!
07:30Make your own things!
07:32And don't bother me anymore!
07:33Do you hear me?
07:35Little brothers can sure be a nuisance sometimes!
07:38I am king of all I surveyed.
07:50This fortress is unassailable.
07:53This is an impregnable fortress.
07:55No one can take it.
07:57I could defend this position from a hundred attackers.
08:01I have ammunition enough to fight the whole day.
08:04This fortress stands firm and unyielding.
08:07It is like the Rock of Gibraltar.
08:10It is like...
08:11It is like...
08:16You'll notice that you had to use strategy, though, didn't you?
08:29Hey! Pretty good shot, eh, Linus?
08:31Don't you wish you could throw a snowball that far?
08:46For the first time in my life, I have a slight idea of how Goliath must have felt.
08:51What a big snowball!
08:57You'll never be able to throw it, Lucy.
08:59You made it too big!
09:01Girls sure do some stupid things.
09:04She makes a snowball so big she can't even throw it.
09:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:09I never thought she'd pick up the spare.
09:33Your kite string is tangled around my nose, Chuck.
09:36This isn't very flattering, Chuck.
09:39I suppose if I had a cute little nose like a beauty queen,
09:43this wouldn't have happened.
09:45But none of us can help the way we look, can we, Chuck?
09:49Get your kite string off my nose, Chuck!
09:55Come on, Chuck.
09:56I'll show you how to fly a kite.
10:02Wow!
10:03Some kite, huh, Chuck?
10:04Beautiful.
10:05I don't know how you ever got it up so high.
10:08It wasn't hard.
10:10Here, would you like to hold the string for a minute?
10:13Are you sure you want me to?
10:15Of course, Chuck.
10:16Why wouldn't I?
10:22No reason.
10:23Oh, no!
10:24Charlie Brown?
10:25How in the world?
10:26Charlie Brown?
10:27How in the world?
10:28I don't want to talk about it.
10:30One question.
10:31No!
10:32Sorry!
10:33Where are you?
10:34How in the Meridaids are still right?
10:38Charlie Brown?
10:39How in the world?
10:40Charlie Brown?
10:41Charlie Brown?
10:42How in the world?
10:44Who and what?
10:45Charlie Brown?
10:46Danny Ray utilises this?
10:47What's her, Jimmy?
10:48Charlie Brown?
10:49I give up. I'll never get this kite in the air.
11:19You know what makes kind of a good hobby? Saving string.
11:32My report? Yes, ma'am. My report is ready.
11:40My report is on the...
11:44Kite? What kite? Oh, this kite. Yes, ma'am.
11:50Well, I've been sort of tangled up in it for the past three days now,
11:54and I can't seem to get it loose.
11:56So I've just been kind of learning to live with it, and...
12:02I wonder why teachers sigh so much.
12:14No!
12:16Stupid kite!
12:26Since you have so much of a problem flying a kite truck,
12:32why don't you fly paper airplanes?
12:38Here, fold these papers into airplanes,
12:42and you can have a whole flying circus.
12:44That's a good idea. It looks easy. I'll try it.
12:48I'll try it.
12:50I'll try it.
12:52I'll try it.
12:54I'll try it.
12:56I'll try it.
12:58Minus was right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,
13:24you're the Charlie Browniest.
13:34Say, I thought we were gonna take turns using that umbrella.
13:37Well, we were.
13:39But I've decided that as long as you're all wet already,
13:42there's really no sense in my giving you the umbrella,
13:45because then I would get wet, too.
13:47That wouldn't make any sense, would it?
13:50No, it wouldn't.
13:52So much in this world depends upon who gets born first.
13:57Look, do you think I enjoy bossing you around?
14:01Do you honestly think that just because I'm your older sister,
14:05I actually enjoy telling you what to do?
14:08Do you really think I enjoy it?
14:10Yes.
14:11How did you know?
14:13Here, I brought you a piece of toast.
14:23Well, thank you.
14:25Thank you, dear sister.
14:26Thank you, dear sister.
14:28Thank you, dear sister.
14:30Greatest of all sisters.
14:32Without whom I'd never survive.
14:33Thank you, dear sister.
14:34Greatest of all sisters.
14:35Without whom I'd never survive.
14:36Thank you, dear sister.
14:37Greatest of all sisters.
14:38Without whom I'd never survive.
14:39Thank you, dear sister.
14:40Greatest of all sisters.
14:41Without whom I'd never survive.
14:42You're very welcome.
14:43Greatest of all sisters, without whom I'd never survive?
14:47You're very welcome.
14:50How can I eat when I feel nauseated?
14:57What's this?
14:58It's a project for school.
15:00We're supposed to draw someone in our family.
15:03I noticed you haven't put in the mouth yet.
15:06Well, uh, there's really no hurry.
15:09It doesn't have to be finished today.
15:12In fact, I was just thinking of quitting and put in the mouth.
15:15I want to watch you.
15:17No, I think I'll wait.
15:19It's wrong to rush a work of art.
15:21There's no real hurry anyway.
15:23I think I'll just wait.
15:25Put in the mouth!
15:34It's hard to draw well when your hand is shaking.
15:37I have a sliver in my finger.
15:40And I can't get it out!
15:42No problem.
15:43I'll find a pair of tweezers and we'll have it out in no time.
15:49Okay, here we go.
15:51That's close enough.
15:52How can I get the sliver out of your finger if you won't let me near you?
15:56I don't want you poking around with those tweezers.
15:59Okay, wise guy.
16:01How are you going to get it out?
16:03If I shake my hand real hard, maybe it'll fall out.
16:07All right.
16:08Which finger has a sliver?
16:09This one?
16:10Good.
16:11Hold still now while I...
16:13I said to hold real still.
16:16No.
16:17You said to hold still.
16:19Real still is when you don't move at all.
16:21This is holding still.
16:24You have a sliver too?
16:26Let me see.
16:27I hope you're not as big a coward as my stupid brother.
16:30Hold real still now while I...
16:32It's gonna hurt.
16:35Now what did you save that for?
16:37All right, you two.
16:38This is ridiculous.
16:40I'm not performing open heart surgery.
16:43I'm just taking out two tiny slivers.
16:47I want you both to stand perfectly still.
16:50And act like men.
16:52Well, he's a dog and I'm just a little kid.
17:00What's the matter?
17:01My life is a drag.
17:03I'm completely fed up.
17:06I've never felt so low in my whole life.
17:09When you're in a mood like this,
17:11you should try to think of things you have to be thankful for.
17:14In other words, count your blessings.
17:17Ha!
17:18That's a good one.
17:19I could count my blessings on one finger.
17:22I've never had anything.
17:23And I never will have anything.
17:25I don't get half the breaks that other people do.
17:28Nothing ever goes right for me.
17:30And you talk about counting blessings?
17:32And you talk about being thankful?
17:34What do I have to be thankful for?
17:36Well, for one thing, you have a little brother who loves you.
17:47Every now and then, I say the right thing.
17:52Time out! Time out!
17:55Hold it a minute, Charlie Brown.
17:57You were wrong, Frida! I told you you were wrong!
18:01I told Frida she was wrong, but she wouldn't believe me.
18:04She said you could see the ocean from up here, but I knew you couldn't.
18:08I'm glad my outfielders have such interesting discussions.
18:13Strike this next guy out, Charlie Brown. You can do it!
18:18I'll do my best. You know me. I'm always in there trying.
18:24Don't tell me you're thinking about eating in a time like this.
18:29Are you out of your mind?
18:30Get back to your position.
18:32And take that stupid supper dish with you.
18:37Pay attention to the ball game.
18:39I suppose it wouldn't hurt to let him have a little snack between innings.
18:50We've had it, Charlie Brown.
18:52We're going to lose again.
18:54We're doomed.
18:56Don't say that.
18:58Our team never gives up.
19:01How could we possibly win? We're terrible.
19:04We can win because we've got determination.
19:08Keep a stiff upper lip is on, Otto.
19:11How's this?
19:14That's great!
19:15Now you're the next batterer.
19:17Keep a stiff upper lip and show that pitcher that you've got fire in your eyes.
19:21Oh, and show them a firm jaw, too.
19:23If you have a firm jaw, you can't lose.
19:26Keep a stiff upper lip and show their pitcher that you have fire in your eyes and a firm jaw.
19:31We may win the ball game, but he's ruining my face!
19:38We need a run! We need a run!
19:41Hey, manager, what will you give me if I hit a home run?
19:44A home run?
19:45You've never hit the ball out of the infield in your whole life!
19:49If I hit a home run, will you give me a kiss?
19:53If you hit a home run, I'll meet you at home plate.
19:56And I'll give you the biggest kiss you've ever had.
19:59Inceptive!
20:02Remember now, Schroeder, if I hit a home run, you promise to meet me at home plate and give me a kiss!
20:10No problem.
20:12She's never hit the ball out of the infield in her whole life.
20:16Come on, Lucy! You can do it!
20:19If you hit a home run, maybe we'll all give you a kiss!
20:22She did it! She hit a home run!
20:32And you're going to have to stand out by home plate and kiss her. You promise.
20:36Cheese-a-ding for home!
20:40It's kissing time!
20:44Okay, Schroeder, this is it. You promise to kiss her.
20:50A promise is a promise.
20:55Forget it. If that's the only way I'll ever get you to kiss me, forget it.
20:59Another triumph for women's lip.
21:01Another triumph for women's lip.
21:29For women.
21:30Another triumph for women.
21:31Always.
21:32Little jumped on a