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00:00:00This is Channel 40, Sacramento, Stockton.
00:00:30Hi, gang, and welcome to All Night Long with me, Stacey Monroe, and I only have one question.
00:00:54Are you ready to go all night long?
00:00:58I hope so, because we have two movies that you just don't want to miss.
00:01:03Tonight, we're going to see a group of sexy dancers fight for their lives against a posse
00:01:09of flesh-eating maniacs in the cult classic Dance Till You Log.
00:01:14With the first act, we have a movie based on the most scariest day of the year.
00:01:19It's not Halloween, and it's not Friday the 13th.
00:01:22It's Cinco de Mayo.
00:01:23Now, I know for most of my viewers, it's finals week.
00:01:24So, I thought it was only appropriate that I show a movie featuring a killer college
00:01:33professor named El Maestro.
00:01:36In this movie, all the kids want to do is party, but El Maestro just wants to teach
00:01:42them about their cultural heritage.
00:01:43Ugh, boring.
00:01:44I mean, what a buzzkill.
00:01:46Come on, hit the snooze button, because no one's waking up from this snore fest.
00:01:53And just like a typical college professor, he overreacts and starts decapitating people
00:01:58left and right.
00:02:00So, not only is it scary, but it's educational too.
00:02:05So, put away those bugs and turn down the lights and get ready to go all night long.
00:02:23Where you going, boy?
00:02:53Just going home.
00:02:54You don't look like you live around here.
00:02:56What are you doing out here?
00:02:58You looking for trouble, boy?
00:02:59Well, you found it.
00:03:02Hey, hey, get up.
00:03:03Get up.
00:03:11What are you doing?
00:03:12No, we gotta go back.
00:03:18We gotta dump his body by the greaser tree.
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00:05:49Oh, mi amor.
00:05:51Mi amor.
00:05:53My beautiful white princesa.
00:05:56Oh, mami.
00:05:58Oh, one day.
00:06:01One day.
00:06:03You will be mine.
00:06:05One day.
00:06:07Buenos dias, Fidencio.
00:06:11What'd you say, Poop?
00:06:13Nothing, I was just saying, how's it going?
00:06:15Good morning.
00:06:17Yeah, real good.
00:06:19Can't you see I'm having the time of my life right now?
00:06:21Well, have you ever thought about going to school, Edmano?
00:06:24School?
00:06:25Do I look rich to you?
00:06:26Well, I mean, there are plenty of programs out there that'll help pay your tuition through school.
00:06:29I mean, I can set you up with the guidance counselor.
00:06:31There's one in my office.
00:06:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:33You hold on right there, Edward James Olmos.
00:06:36I know your handouts.
00:06:39I, I did not mean to insult you.
00:06:43Look, I don't need your higher education.
00:06:46I'm a real Mexicano.
00:06:48You tell me this.
00:06:51Can higher education get me an A-ball?
00:06:53Huh? You see that?
00:06:55That's what I'm about.
00:06:57That's the sort of stuff that gives us a bad name.
00:07:00No, you give us a bad name.
00:07:01With your white suit, your white briefcase, and your white people.
00:07:05Shit, come to my hood, homie.
00:07:07We'll fuck you up.
00:07:09Yeah, get the fuck out of here, coconut.
00:07:11Bye.
00:07:13I'm okay all day. We run this shit.
00:07:18Morning.
00:07:19You and your amigo getting too fat?
00:07:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:23He's just very excitable.
00:07:25Oh, well, saw you two looking over here.
00:07:27Thought maybe all the commotion was about me.
00:07:29No, just a simple...
00:07:30Thought I heard someone talking Mexican out here.
00:07:33Tara, get in the house.
00:07:34You can't be showing your ass off like that out here.
00:07:36Why, because someone might be paying attention to me?
00:07:40What are you doing in front of my house?
00:07:42Nothing, I'm on my way to work.
00:07:44I need to catch the bus.
00:07:46I should probably get going.
00:07:47I didn't mean any harm.
00:07:48He looks fine to me.
00:07:53Can't be too careful around here.
00:07:54You know what I'm saying?
00:07:56I completely understand.
00:07:58You never know who your neighbors are.
00:07:59I mean, it's been a year and a half since the boy was murdered,
00:08:02and his killer's still not brought to justice.
00:08:04I think us as a community, we should demand answers.
00:08:07That was a gangland shooting.
00:08:09Those guys cross into each other's territories and they get punished.
00:08:12That's what they do.
00:08:14That boy was not a gang member.
00:08:16You a cop?
00:08:17No, I'm a professor.
00:08:20Well, why don't you leave the investigating to the authorities, professor?
00:08:24I know it's not my line of business.
00:08:30I'm in extermination.
00:08:40I'm in extermination.
00:08:42When you see this, what does this mean to all of you?
00:09:11What does this mean to all of you?
00:09:14Alicia?
00:09:15I don't know, maestro.
00:09:17Rosie?
00:09:18Um, Mexico?
00:09:21Magdalena?
00:09:23Well, it's where our ancestors came from.
00:09:26I mean, it's where my family came from.
00:09:29It all seems a little scary.
00:09:31And dirty.
00:09:33Israel?
00:09:37Nothing.
00:09:39Absolutely nothing.
00:09:43Um, I see like mariachis and Lowrider Magazine and J-Lo.
00:09:51Those are some interesting takes.
00:09:55The semester's almost up and I was hoping we could plan a little Cinco de Mayo activity.
00:09:59Yeah, Cinco de Mayo, baby!
00:10:01That's the spirit, Cory.
00:10:03I love Cinco de Mayo.
00:10:05All the drinking, all the car racing, all the fights, getting shanked, chicks sitting on hoods and shit.
00:10:11Man, it's freaking awesome. I love it.
00:10:14Yes, there's that.
00:10:17But most importantly, it's about Mexican heritage and being recognized as a cultural force in America.
00:10:26In recent years, there's been a sharp influx of illegal immigrants into our town.
00:10:30A group of young men have taken it upon themselves to combat this brown scare.
00:10:36Last September, a young Mexican man was shot and killed as he walked home from a party.
00:10:41His body was found underneath the willow tree behind our campus.
00:10:45It was a clear message of hate.
00:10:48And with Cinco de Mayo on the horizon, I'm anticipating more of the same.
00:10:53We are already seeing Mexican flags taken from homes and set on fire.
00:10:58This is an attack on Mexican and Mexican-American culture.
00:11:03Now I ask, what can we do?
00:11:07Come on, let's think.
00:11:09We want to use our words, our voices, our ideas.
00:11:14Like a protest?
00:11:15Yes! Thank you, Magdalena.
00:11:17How about it, everybody?
00:11:19We'll wear our Mexican and American flags to show our support.
00:11:22What do you say?
00:11:28Maestro, I think I speak for everyone when I say we don't want to.
00:11:42What he means, Maestro, is that we would like to help, but we really don't have time with our classes and everything.
00:11:47But my main goal was to have you leave here with a particular experience.
00:11:51And I need to know that I've accomplished that.
00:11:56What part of Chicano history interested you the most?
00:12:00I mean, what's the main reason you took this course?
00:12:04Yo, Maestro, I think I'm the man to answer this question.
00:12:08You see, hip-hop was completely full.
00:12:11And Magdalena here convinced all of us to take this class because it was the only one that was open.
00:12:17For reals.
00:12:19Yeah, like instead we got into modern dance.
00:12:21It's so stupid.
00:12:24I thought modern dance was going to be, you know, like modern times.
00:12:27Not like, I'm a tree.
00:12:29Yeah, thanks to these guys, I'm taking modern dance and Chicano history.
00:12:33I'm so embarrassed I don't even tell people I go to school.
00:12:37No offense.
00:12:39Okay, class is dismissed.
00:12:42I hope to see some of you at tomorrow's protest.
00:12:45Let's make our voices heard.
00:12:47Let's make a difference.
00:12:49Okay?
00:12:51Si se puede.
00:12:53Si se puede.
00:12:59Si se puede.
00:13:17Mr. Valdez, could I have a minute?
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:33Please, have a seat.
00:13:47Mr. Valdez, we're all a bit upset about these unfortunate turn of events.
00:13:53But budget cuts being what they are, your program was deemed irrelevant to the students' needs at the moment.
00:14:00The school board feels it's better to promote individualism rather than ethnic solidarity and breeding hatred.
00:14:08Let me finish.
00:14:10We're living in a sensitive time right now.
00:14:12And now this thing with this Mexican flag protest, it's getting a bit out of hand.
00:14:18And if you continue to have a career in education, then I feel I should tell you
00:14:23that the school board will no longer support programs that promote resentment towards other racial groups such as yours.
00:14:31Mr. Liversting, with all due respect, I am not promoting resentment of any kind.
00:14:37These kids are thirsty for cultural knowledge.
00:14:40Without my classes, there will be nobody here to represent the Latino student body.
00:14:44There will be nobody here to motivate the Chicano students to give importance to their distinctive experiences.
00:14:52Well, in the beginning, we needed someone of your background to head a program of this nature.
00:15:01But we're able to free up some courses now that we have other faculty that can fulfill our foreign-related needs.
00:15:10Mr. Liversting, you make it sound as if I was only here to fulfill some sort of quota.
00:15:17This is exactly the kind of talk I'm referring to.
00:15:20It's dangerous. It could get somebody fired. It could incite backlash.
00:15:25A backlash, I'm afraid, that you may not be ready to handle.
00:15:28Your radical tendencies do not mesh with our community.
00:15:32But on a personal note, man to man, Humberto, I thought when we hired you, you were going to be a good, solid instructor.
00:15:42But underneath this soft-spoken demeanor, there's this instigator.
00:15:48You like to cause trouble.
00:15:53There were many times when I wanted to go up to your goddamn face and tell you you're fired.
00:16:03But I never got that chance.
00:16:07But let's try to remain professional on this. Let's not make this into a personal matter.
00:16:14Tomorrow, I want you to go see Dr. Harry Love. He's our faculty counselor.
00:16:22And please, let's not have any hard feelings on this matter, shall we?
00:16:33You can go.
00:16:37Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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00:18:40Maggie, I have a final.
00:18:42I'll get them later.
00:18:44I always have to prepare you for everything.
00:18:46Hey Maggie, what are you doing?
00:18:48Nothing.
00:18:49What's wrong?
00:18:50Did you guys know that they're firing my Astro Veldez? They're not going to teach his class anymore.
00:18:55That sucks.
00:18:57You guys hungry?
00:18:58Wow, okay.
00:19:00Yeah, she's all like, oh my Astro's getting fired.
00:19:02You're like, let's go eat.
00:19:04What? We have another final in an hour and we can't let my Astro drag us down with his problems.
00:19:09Yeah, his class is pretty useless anyway.
00:19:11I just couldn't get into it. It was too...
00:19:14Mexican.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:16You know, I thought we were going to learn about real Mexican stuff.
00:19:19Like essays, cholos, blood in, blood out kind of shit.
00:19:23Do you consider gangs and prison an important part of Mexican culture?
00:19:27Um, isn't it?
00:19:28No, it isn't.
00:19:30That's why the class was so important.
00:19:32It taught us real Mexican history, not movie Mexican history.
00:19:35We had our own educators and activists fighting for our rights back then.
00:19:38I mean, there was a lot of intolerance back then too.
00:19:41Yeah, but not anymore.
00:19:42Yes, there is.
00:19:43I mean, look at what those guys are doing with ripping down the Mexican flags.
00:19:46Don't you think that's wrong?
00:19:47Yeah, that was pretty messed up.
00:19:48Well, I've never seen it happen.
00:19:50I don't think it's as bad as he's making it sound.
00:19:52He just wants us to think like him.
00:19:53No, he's trying to inspire us.
00:19:55I think he's trying to make us feel guilty for not speaking Spanish or sticking up for illegal immigrants.
00:20:00Yeah, am I supposed to take care of every other Mexican dude because I'm American?
00:20:04That sounds like communism.
00:20:06Everything is fine the way it is.
00:20:07That's communism.
00:20:08We have jobs. We go to college. We can vote.
00:20:10That's communism.
00:20:11What is he so worked up about anyway?
00:20:13Why do we have to be Chicanos?
00:20:15I'm not a Chicano. I'm an American.
00:20:19Native Spring!
00:20:20Home of the brave!
00:20:21America!
00:20:22Okay, okay, I get it. I'm not trying to tell you what to do.
00:20:25All I'm saying is that class meant something to me.
00:20:28Well, so what? Class is over now.
00:20:31Come on. We have a final to get ready for.
00:20:34Come on.
00:20:40And then she said she's never seen something so big in all her life.
00:20:49I honestly don't know why I'm here, Dr. Love.
00:20:53Just relax. I'm here to listen.
00:20:55As I understand it, you lost your teaching position.
00:20:59How has this affected your self-image?
00:21:03I feel like a failure.
00:21:06I feel like I've let my students down.
00:21:09I feel like nobody respects me.
00:21:12And what emotions are you feeling?
00:21:15And what emotions are you feeling?
00:21:18Anger? Is it anger?
00:21:21No, not that.
00:21:24Anger's okay.
00:21:26Anger's good.
00:21:28It would be perfectly understandable for you to feel angry.
00:21:34What do you feel towards Mr. Lieberstein?
00:21:38Does he make you feel angry?
00:21:40No, not really.
00:21:42Not really?
00:21:44Huh.
00:21:46Do you have problems expressing your anger?
00:21:49No, I'm just...
00:21:51I'm not an angry person.
00:21:54Do you think there's something wrong with me?
00:21:57Why would you say that?
00:21:59I just... I feel like you think that there's something wrong with me.
00:22:03Well, I see something that concerns me.
00:22:06You exhibit the traits of a ticking time bomb.
00:22:09And given your predisposition,
00:22:13typically speaking, it's only a matter of time.
00:22:16Before what?
00:22:18Before you explode into violence.
00:22:22No, that's... that's not me.
00:22:24Again, again, this is just science speaking,
00:22:26but people with your particular makeup
00:22:30are predisposed to violence.
00:22:32It isn't your fault. It's not your fault.
00:22:35It's like OCD.
00:22:37It's a disorder.
00:22:40A murdering disorder.
00:22:42You see, Hispanics are part Native American.
00:22:45Aztecs, specifically.
00:22:47And the Aztecs used to
00:22:49feast on the blood and the bodily organs of their enemies.
00:22:56You have that bloodlust in you.
00:22:59And the innate thirst to let blood,
00:23:02coupled with feelings of inadequacy
00:23:05and feelings of jealousy
00:23:07can only end up in one way.
00:23:11Total massacre.
00:23:15My God, are you serious?
00:23:18Deadly serious.
00:23:20Of course, this can all be prevented with treatment.
00:23:23This can all be prevented with treatment.
00:23:30For each of our sessions,
00:23:32we're going to let you express your bloodlust
00:23:36in a safe environment.
00:23:40I want you to stand up and gut your enemies.
00:23:45Let's try it.
00:23:47Stand up now.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Picture Lieberstein.
00:23:58Cut him.
00:24:01Come on, I know you know how to use that knife.
00:24:03Just put it in your pocket and whip it out
00:24:05just as if you were in a street fight.
00:24:08That's it.
00:24:11That's it.
00:24:27No.
00:24:29This doesn't feel right.
00:24:31I don't like this and I have to go.
00:24:34There's a protest and I have to inspire my students.
00:24:38No.
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00:25:44Having fun, Maestro?
00:25:46Israel, how nice of you to join.
00:25:51Is this it?
00:25:55I know it's slow going right now,
00:25:57but that's why we fight the good fight.
00:26:01You call this a fight?
00:26:05Oh, Magdalena, I'm so glad you could join us.
00:26:09Hey, Maestro.
00:26:11Hey, Israel. I'm surprised to see you here.
00:26:13Well, after all that viva la raza talk,
00:26:16I wanted to come by and see it for myself.
00:26:18It's a real riot.
00:26:20Cops will be here any minute.
00:26:22No, that's not...
00:26:23That's not what this is about.
00:26:24This is a non-violent protest.
00:26:26Yes.
00:26:27Yes, that's absolutely correct, Magdalena.
00:26:30We do not need to combat violence with violence.
00:26:33We must speak to their hearts.
00:26:35If we speak, they will listen.
00:26:40Looks like you got some listeners over there.
00:26:45Boyfriend of yours?
00:26:47No. He's just some weirdo.
00:26:49We grew up together, so he thinks we have some kind of, like,
00:26:52special bond or something.
00:26:55Maestro, it was wrong of them to fire you,
00:26:58but you've inspired me not to accept this kind of life,
00:27:00and you shouldn't either.
00:27:03Combat violence with violence.
00:27:05I made this in my art class.
00:27:09So...
00:27:11I think I'm gonna get going,
00:27:12because those guys are creeping me out, so...
00:27:14I'll see you later.
00:27:16I'll walk you to your car.
00:27:33I'll walk you to your car.
00:27:58Oh.
00:27:59Hey, Senor Valdez.
00:28:01Rough day at the office?
00:28:03Uh, you could...
00:28:05say... Ted, did you...
00:28:07Yeah, I hear ya.
00:28:09I've had better days myself.
00:28:12But, somebody's gotta keep an eye on these Sears streets.
00:28:15Am I right?
00:28:17I'm not sure I know what you mean, Ted.
00:28:19Well, you see, my job loss,
00:28:22my neighborhood's gang.
00:28:24See, Mexicans come in here,
00:28:26they roost me out of my construction job.
00:28:28Well,
00:28:30now I have all the time in the world
00:28:32to catch a deporting back to Mexico.
00:28:34That's what I call...
00:28:36irony.
00:28:37It's pretty sweet.
00:28:39Look, Ted,
00:28:41did you see somebody come onto my porch
00:28:43while you were manning your post?
00:28:45No.
00:28:46I can't say that I did.
00:28:49Well, are you sure?
00:28:51Because somebody lit my flag on fire.
00:28:54Well, you don't say.
00:28:56An American flag?
00:28:58Well, it was a miniature Mexican flag, but...
00:29:00Oh, well, you see,
00:29:02that's a little bit different.
00:29:04I'm not sure I follow, Ted.
00:29:06It's still coming onto...
00:29:08Well, you see, it is a shame
00:29:10to burn a Mexican flag.
00:29:12Well, not that it has any business being here,
00:29:14what with this being America and all.
00:29:16I don't know, I just kind of feel like
00:29:18it's an asking for it situation,
00:29:20you know what I mean?
00:29:22You know, like when a pretty young thing
00:29:24is walking around late at night
00:29:26with her little clothes on.
00:29:28Well, you know, she's just asking for trouble.
00:29:30Ain't she?
00:29:32So, things just happened.
00:29:34But are...
00:29:36Are you sure you haven't seen anything?
00:29:38I mean, you've been out here all day.
00:29:40Whoa! Calm-a-tay, senor!
00:29:42What are you trying to say, I had something to do with this?
00:29:44No, Ted, I'm just saying...
00:29:46Hey, man, I see your question.
00:29:48This is the day.
00:29:50An illegal calling me a criminal.
00:29:52I'm an American citizen, Ted!
00:29:54I'm a moral liberal mumbo-jumbo, but you know what?
00:29:56It ain't gonna last long.
00:29:58You see, my brother-in-law's gonna be hooking me up
00:30:00with a job pretty soon.
00:30:02Yeah, he owns his own business. Extermination.
00:30:04Ha!
00:30:06Would you look at that.
00:30:08Now I have a job and you don't.
00:30:10Irony!
00:30:12Excuse me?
00:30:14It's alright, senor. You'll get another job soon.
00:30:16You just take one from another qualified white man like myself.
00:30:18That's how I lost my last five jobs.
00:30:20Affirmative action.
00:30:22My girlfriend, though.
00:30:24Woo-woo!
00:30:26Hey, Carissa!
00:30:28Hey, honey, you need a ride home?
00:30:30Oh, no thanks, Mr. Debedaille.
00:30:32Alright, if you say so.
00:30:34These mighty dangerous streets out here.
00:30:38Man, I hate to watch her go,
00:30:40but I love to watch her leave.
00:30:42Praise Jesus.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:52Yeah.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:52I hate you more than you hate me.
00:32:00I hate you more than you hate me.
00:32:08Cut it.
00:32:10Cut it.
00:32:12Cut it.
00:32:14Cut it.
00:32:16Cut it.
00:32:22Cut it.
00:32:24Mr. Valdez?
00:32:28Yes?
00:32:30I'm Sheriff Ayers.
00:32:32I'm here about a complaint
00:32:34from a Theodore Debedaille
00:32:36saying that you threatened him
00:32:38and I'm just here to
00:32:40see if there's any kind of problem.
00:32:44Sheriff, if you're here to arrest me,
00:32:46you shouldn't waste any more time.
00:32:48That won't be necessary.
00:32:50I think you should arrest me.
00:32:52I think it would be best for everybody
00:32:54if you did.
00:32:58Can I come in for a second?
00:33:08Jeez.
00:33:10Moving in or you moving out?
00:33:14I guess I didn't bring much
00:33:16when I moved into town.
00:33:20I've heard of you.
00:33:22You're that teacher from Los Angeles.
00:33:24The man who's
00:33:26supposedly going to poison
00:33:28our children's minds.
00:33:30Yes, that's me.
00:33:32I'm here to destroy you all.
00:33:34This is a simple town,
00:33:36Mr. Valdez.
00:33:38They don't like outsiders.
00:33:40You've been ruffling some feathers
00:33:42whether you've intended to or not.
00:33:44I really didn't think I was causing any trouble.
00:33:46But now,
00:33:48I see that I am.
00:33:50Look,
00:33:52don't be too hard on yourself.
00:33:54You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:56Certain people have a lot of influence
00:33:58in this town.
00:34:00You know how it goes.
00:34:02His daddy owned this business.
00:34:04His granddaddy owned this piece of land.
00:34:06This small town stuff probably seems
00:34:08pretty pathetic to you, doesn't it?
00:34:12In all seriousness, Sheriff,
00:34:14this town
00:34:16has a lot of history.
00:34:18Cowboys,
00:34:20outlaws, bandits.
00:34:22Even the infamous Joaquin Morieta and his gang
00:34:24rode through here.
00:34:26Some of the history might not be so pleasant.
00:34:28Like take that willow tree
00:34:30behind the community college where I used to teach.
00:34:32They call it
00:34:34the greaser tree.
00:34:36Not the criminal tree
00:34:38or the bandit tree.
00:34:41It was appropriately named
00:34:43by a couple of men who took the law
00:34:45into their own hands
00:34:47and lynched a bunch of
00:34:49spics.
00:34:51Apparently they had committed crimes
00:34:53and they were brown.
00:34:55So if you insist,
00:34:57they deserve to die.
00:35:01But what makes me any different, Sheriff?
00:35:03Just another
00:35:05Mexican greaser
00:35:07with a mob waiting for me to slip up.
00:35:10Look,
00:35:12I understand what you're saying,
00:35:14but things like that
00:35:16don't happen anymore.
00:35:18I am the law
00:35:20and you are as protected
00:35:22as anyone else.
00:35:24I'll be around to check up on you.
00:35:26Believe me, it's for your own good.
00:35:28I can't let people think I'm
00:35:30letting you off the hook, you understand?
00:35:32I have a reputation
00:35:34of my own to look after.
00:35:36Don't worry, Sheriff.
00:35:40You'll be a hero soon enough.
00:35:42Now if you please,
00:35:44it's been a long day.
00:35:48Have a good night, Mr. Valdez.
00:36:10You
00:36:14You
00:36:19You
00:36:36You
00:36:41You
00:37:05Shit!
00:37:10Get the fuck out of my house!
00:37:16You big motherfucker!
00:37:41You
00:37:46You
00:37:52You
00:37:59You
00:38:11You
00:38:23Ooh, beerio.
00:38:25Some sort of special occasion?
00:38:27Where you going?
00:38:28Cinco de Mayo, babe.
00:38:30Me and the boys are gonna drive around town
00:38:32with the American flag on our back.
00:38:34Just remind everybody what country we're in.
00:38:36Oh, really? So you'll be gone
00:38:38for a while, then?
00:38:40Yep. We got a pretty big job to do.
00:38:42Yeah, there's supposed to be some
00:38:44historical song and dance going on.
00:38:46We're gonna stop that with a couple
00:38:48shotgun blasts.
00:38:50You're so brave, babe.
00:38:52I'll go out there and make that Satan dance of your bitch.
00:38:54You know, if duty weren't calling,
00:38:56I'd take you in the back room and screw you.
00:38:58Hey, I understand.
00:39:00Alright.
00:39:02I'm walking over to Russell's house.
00:39:04I'm pretty sure he's got my
00:39:06Nickelback CDs. We're gonna listen to some
00:39:08real music today.
00:39:10None of that mariachi shit.
00:39:12It's on my nerves.
00:39:36♪
00:40:06♪
00:40:08♪
00:40:10♪
00:40:12♪
00:40:14♪
00:40:16♪
00:40:18♪
00:40:20♪
00:40:22♪
00:40:24♪
00:40:26You think I'm hot?
00:40:28Oh, si. Muy caliente.
00:40:30♪
00:40:32♪
00:40:34♪
00:40:36♪
00:40:38♪
00:40:40♪
00:40:42♪
00:40:44♪
00:40:46My God, you're so greasy and disgusting.
00:40:48Oh, si, that's me.
00:40:50Oh, my little Snowbunny.
00:40:52I'm gonna smell your Joanie's.
00:40:54Come here, my Mexican boy.
00:40:56♪
00:40:58♪
00:41:00Shit, did you hear that?
00:41:02Did you hear that?
00:41:04What was that?
00:41:06It's my husband.
00:41:12Sweetie?
00:41:14Jack?
00:41:16Hey, you?
00:41:18Honey?
00:41:20Baby?
00:41:22Sweetheart?
00:41:32♪
00:41:34♪
00:41:36♪
00:41:38♪
00:41:40♪
00:41:42♪
00:41:44♪
00:41:46♪
00:41:48♪
00:41:50♪
00:41:52♪
00:41:54♪
00:41:56♪
00:41:58♪
00:42:00♪
00:42:02♪
00:42:04♪
00:42:06♪
00:42:08♪
00:42:10♪
00:42:12♪
00:42:14♪
00:42:16♪
00:42:18♪
00:42:20♪
00:42:22♪
00:42:24♪
00:42:26♪
00:42:29Tara!
00:42:31I got the Nickelback CD.
00:42:33It's Dark Horse, not Lone R-
00:42:35What the fuck's going on?
00:42:37Who the fuck is that?
00:42:39He just came after me and he-
00:42:41I had to do something!
00:42:43He tried to attack me!
00:42:45He came in with his-
00:42:47You did this to him?
00:42:49Holy fucking shit.
00:42:51You got him good, babe.
00:42:53Damn.
00:42:55Alright, get your shit.
00:42:56I'm taking you to your mama's house.
00:42:58We're going to war with these beaners.
00:43:01♪
00:43:03♪
00:43:05♪
00:43:07♪
00:43:09♪
00:43:11♪
00:43:13♪
00:43:15♪
00:43:17♪
00:43:19♪
00:43:21♪
00:43:22APPLAUSE
00:44:24Hey, Ted, do you hope?
00:44:38Hello?
00:44:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:44:54You!
00:45:09I tried to fucking help you, you fucking wetback!
00:45:24Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:27Okay, look.
00:45:28Let me off of this goddamn thing and I'll forget the whole fucking thing.
00:45:32Oh, God, you bastard!
00:45:54That's two, Sheriff.
00:45:56What are you doing to prevent a third?
00:45:58Calm down, Jack.
00:45:59Calm down?
00:46:00Calm down?
00:46:01My brother-in-law's dead.
00:46:02We have crazy Mexican gangster killers on the loose targeting good white folk,
00:46:05and he's asking me to calm down.
00:46:07Just what are you planning to do to stop these crazy bastards?
00:46:10We're working on it.
00:46:11Working on it like what?
00:46:12Curfews?
00:46:13Rounding up suspects?
00:46:14What you need to do is set up some roadblocks and start pulling over every Mexican you see.
00:46:18You're the last one of them.
00:46:19You want to catch some roaches?
00:46:20You've got to set the traps.
00:46:21That's how you protect a town.
00:46:23I'm a professional exterminator.
00:46:25Hell yeah.
00:46:26I don't need you to tell me how to do my job, but I don't believe this is racially motivated.
00:46:30And I'm going to tell you one last time, we're working on it.
00:46:34Well, you ain't working on it hard enough for me or anyone else, Sheriff.
00:46:37You were hired for one reason, to put these beaners in their place.
00:46:40Maybe they don't fear you like they ought to.
00:46:42Maybe you just don't want a loose face.
00:46:44Either way, Sheriff, you do.
00:46:47You do.
00:46:51You do.
00:47:10Hey.
00:47:11Jeremiah?
00:47:12What are you doing here?
00:47:13Where's that guy you were hanging out with the other day?
00:47:15What guy?
00:47:16Mr. Valdez?
00:47:17No, not him.
00:47:18The young guy.
00:47:19Mexican.
00:47:20You guys like him?
00:47:21Like him?
00:47:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:47:23You know what I mean.
00:47:24What are you getting into all this Mexican shit?
00:47:26Where are you going?
00:47:27You going to go see him?
00:47:28I wouldn't party tonight.
00:47:29You might get hurt.
00:47:30Are you threatening me?
00:47:31You best stay home.
00:47:32You know what?
00:47:33Get away from me.
00:47:35Is everything okay over here, Magdalena?
00:47:37Yeah, it's all right.
00:47:40Aren't you Ted's neighbor?
00:47:51He's poisoning your mind, Maggie.
00:47:59Thanks, Maestro.
00:48:00I'm sorry you had to do that.
00:48:04But all right, Magdalena.
00:48:06Are you all right?
00:48:07Yeah, I'm all right.
00:48:09How's the good fight going?
00:48:12Oh, very, uh...
00:48:14very...
00:48:16good.
00:48:19Good.
00:48:21Good.
00:48:23Oh, do you have plans for Cinco de Mayo?
00:48:26Yes.
00:48:27Yes, I do.
00:48:28And you and your friends, you're...
00:48:31you're going to have a party out in the woods, right?
00:48:34Oh, yeah.
00:48:35Way out in the boonies.
00:48:36Off of River Road.
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Oh, really?
00:48:40River Road?
00:48:42You know, Joaquin Morieta and his gang used to hide out over there on River Road.
00:48:47Isn't that something?
00:48:49Wow, that sounds really interesting.
00:48:53Well, I better get going.
00:48:56I hope you have a fun night.
00:49:01Oh, I will.
00:49:06I will.
00:49:17I will.
00:49:20Umberto!
00:49:25Umberto!
00:49:30Umberto!
00:49:35Umberto!
00:49:40Umberto!
00:49:46Umberto!
00:49:50Umberto, you home?
00:49:53Hello?
00:50:16Dr. Harry Love.
00:50:39Dr. Harry Love, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:50:45I need to ask you a few questions about a patient of yours.
00:50:48An Umberto Valdez.
00:50:50Questions?
00:50:51What kind of questions?
00:50:53Well, for starters, can you tell me about the last time you saw him?
00:50:58I understand you're some kind of psychologist.
00:51:02What kind of problems did he have?
00:51:04What did you two talk about?
00:51:06Sheriff, I can't tell you anything more about Mr. Valdez.
00:51:10Except he's not the same man he used to be.
00:51:13Stay out of his way.
00:51:15Doc, you want to tell me what the hell you're talking about?
00:51:20All right, Sheriff, you want to hear the whole horrible truth?
00:51:23Mr. Valdez was unknowingly volunteered for a radical psychological experiment.
00:51:30He was told he was suffering from Aztec blood lust.
00:51:33It's a condition that I think millions of people in this country suffer from.
00:51:37But in order to discern the threat, we had to amplify it.
00:51:42We?
00:51:43Dean Liberstein and I.
00:51:45He could tell you all about it.
00:51:47He's dead.
00:51:49Oh, so soon.
00:51:53What exactly did you two do to him?
00:51:57Well, Liberstein fired him and accused him of being some sort of radical racist.
00:52:03And I convinced him that he had a killer Indian inside of him and a thirst for blood.
00:52:09And the only way he can get it out of him is to kill.
00:52:13Apparently he has.
00:52:15So you're telling me you took a mild-mannered man and turned him into a bloodthirsty monster and unleashed him on our town?
00:52:24Yes.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:30I don't know who the real killer here is.
00:52:33That bloodthirsty killing machine or you.
00:52:37What have you done?
00:52:39Sheriff, do yourself a favor.
00:52:41Get out of town.
00:52:43Seems like everyone wants to tell me how to do my job.
00:52:46I'm through looking the other way.
00:52:48I'm the law.
00:52:50And I'm not going to allow any more of this blood spill in my town.
00:52:55Mr. Melde!
00:53:05Melde!
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:09Ah!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:21Hi, everyone.
00:53:22It's Stacy here again.
00:53:24It looks like El Maestro's off to crash the party.
00:53:27We'll get right back to Cinco de Mayo.
00:53:29But first, here's a sneak peek of what's coming up next.
00:53:33Dance till you die.
00:53:35So stay tuned.
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:45Christy and her friends loved to dance.
00:53:48It was their passion, their lives.
00:53:51And Christy was determined to take the team to the national dance until you drop competition.
00:53:57But one of her teammates had a few ideas of her own.
00:54:10Well, look who decided to show up.
00:54:12Look, everyone.
00:54:13Oxana's here.
00:54:15Dude, what's the deal?
00:54:16Why are you so late?
00:54:17It's none of your fucking business.
00:54:19What is your problem?
00:54:20Your problem?
00:54:21You and all this.
00:54:23This is all bullshit.
00:54:25Wow.
00:54:26Really?
00:54:27Well, if you have something better, why don't you just show us?
00:54:30Zach.
00:54:31Anything for you, babe.
00:54:48Dude, what am I going to do?
00:54:49She's like completely taking over.
00:54:51It's just, I've lost control.
00:54:53I know you and Zach had a thing and everything, but Zach is Oxana's bitch now.
00:54:58Are you just mad that I'm moving on to bigger, better things?
00:55:01Really?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03I'm the one with all the hot moves.
00:55:05Without Zach's hot moves, Christy was left high and dry, and the team was forced to take sides.
00:55:11I don't give a fuck about this bitch.
00:55:12I will shoot a bitch.
00:55:14It's fine.
00:55:15No.
00:55:16No, listen to me.
00:55:17You're bringing this gun to rehearsal?
00:55:20Girl, I'm trying to protect myself.
00:55:22When we go outside, you see all these bums out there?
00:55:24Help me.
00:55:25You got to help me.
00:55:26Help me.
00:55:27These zombie freak things.
00:55:28Get the fuck out of here, bum.
00:55:29They ate my pals right in front of me, and I almost puked, but I held it down, and now
00:55:33I'm here.
00:55:34And they ate me.
00:55:35They bite me, and now I feel, I feel, I feel.
00:55:39Ugh.
00:55:40What the?
00:55:41Ugh.
00:55:42Straight up bit the chunk on my fucking arm.
00:55:43I hurt my arm.
00:55:44I think I killed him.
00:55:45What did you do?
00:55:46I stabbed him.
00:55:47Why would he bite you?
00:55:48I don't know.
00:55:49It's happening to me.
00:55:52I mean, at least, at least Zach's okay.
00:55:54That's what matters, right?
00:55:55He's okay.
00:55:56He's not okay.
00:55:57Look at that.
00:55:58Zach, come on.
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:00Zach, come on.
00:56:01You're not okay, man.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:03Off of me.
00:56:04I don't need your guys' help.
00:56:06I got all the hot moves.
00:56:07You got shit.
00:56:11Zach.
00:56:12Zach.
00:56:14Zach.
00:56:17What the?
00:56:29Aah.
00:56:30Aah.
00:56:31Aah.
00:56:39Hey.
00:56:42Aah.
00:56:43Ohh.
00:56:44Aah.
00:56:45The battle for control of the team has turned into a battle for their lives.
00:57:15Dance till you die.
00:57:45Hi gang, and welcome back to All Night Long with me, Stacey Monroe.
00:57:52And now, let's get back to the exciting conclusion of Cinco de Mayo.
00:57:58Here on All Night Long.
00:58:05So, I crossed the border then, they're snapping on spandex gloves and telling me spread them.
00:58:11See them?
00:58:12You're in Israel.
00:58:16What the heck, man?
00:58:19Don't hurt him.
00:58:38I feel sick.
00:58:40Don't you think Israel looks so cute chasing Corey around?
00:58:44Israel's pissing me off.
00:58:46Oh, oh my god, did you hear that Maggie invited Maestro over here?
00:58:50Who invites their teacher to a party?
00:58:52Are they related or something?
00:58:54Maybe he's like really cool and we don't know it.
00:58:56Ew, that's so gross.
00:58:59What if he was like, what if he said, hey muchacha, I want to teach you all about walking Marietta.
00:59:05Kiss me.
00:59:15I need the blood, the blood of a white man.
00:59:19The power be unto me.
00:59:26Did you hear that?
00:59:27What?
00:59:34Oh, shit.
00:59:37There ain't going to be no white man sacrifice here tonight.
00:59:39Whoa, officer, we were just playing around.
00:59:42We ain't no cops.
00:59:44What's going on?
00:59:46Jeremiah, what are you doing here?
00:59:48You tell your common boyfriend to watch his mouth.
00:59:50Listen here, boy, tonight we are the law.
00:59:53We know you killed Ted and the dean.
00:59:56Your damn teacher's brainwashed, y'all.
00:59:58Now you come with us.
01:00:00What?
01:00:02We ain't coming with you.
01:00:04But we ain't asking you.
01:00:06We telling you.
01:00:09Fuck you.
01:00:10Whoa, Israel, whoa.
01:00:14It's okay, girlies.
01:00:16I'm not going to hurt you.
01:00:18I like what I see.
01:00:21I'd like to see more.
01:00:23You better get out of here before I call my boyfriend and his friends.
01:00:27They a little tied up right now.
01:00:29Maybe I can make them go easy on your boyfriend.
01:00:32Come on, show me a little some-some.
01:00:37I didn't do anything.
01:00:38Jeremiah, can you just get your friends out of here?
01:00:40A gang of Mexicans killed two white folk tonight.
01:00:42We out to collect.
01:00:49What the fuck?
01:01:01Hey, Russell.
01:01:02Russell, what's going on out there?
01:01:04What the fuck are you still doing here?
01:01:06Oh, check it out.
01:01:16Hey, Jeremiah.
01:01:18Jeremiah.
01:01:28Shit.
01:01:36Oh, shit.
01:01:46I know you're out there, you crazy Mexican bastard.
01:01:51I'm against you, you son of a bitch.
01:01:53Give up now.
01:01:55You little terrorist soldier gets it, too.
01:01:58Come and get it now.
01:02:06Oh, shit.
01:02:36Oh, shit.
01:03:00Hello, students.
01:03:02What the fuck, Mastro?
01:03:04This is what I should have been teaching you.
01:03:06The way to right the wrongs of the past is to take them on face to face.
01:03:11The life of a bandit.
01:03:13Yo soy Joaquin.
01:03:15Mastro Valdez, why?
01:03:18I was ready to give up.
01:03:21But your kindness and inspiration gave me courage.
01:03:26In your mask, I could see my destiny.
01:03:31I am a revenging warrior.
01:03:34Yo soy Joaquin.
01:03:42I am faithful, humble, Juan Diego,
01:03:46Virgen of Guadalupe,
01:03:49Tontazin,
01:03:51the Aztec goddess.
01:03:54I have rode the mountains of San Joaquin.
01:03:58I have rode east and north as far as the Rocky Mountains.
01:04:04All men feared the guns of Joaquin Morieta.
01:04:09I killed those men who dared to steal my mine,
01:04:14who raped and killed my love,
01:04:18my wife.
01:04:22Then I killed to stay alive.
01:04:26All my life has been leading up to this moment.
01:04:30I'll show you all that heroes do exist.
01:04:35But we must go down.
01:04:44It doesn't have to end this way, Humberto.
01:04:47Yo soy Joaquin.
01:04:50Okay, Joaquin.
01:04:52Yo soy Joaquin.
01:04:54Come on, let these kids go.
01:04:56We can talk about this.
01:04:58Sheriff, you are not listening!
01:05:00It's for the children!
01:05:02I am not crazy.
01:05:04I do not believe I am Joaquin Morieta.
01:05:08I am a vessel.
01:05:10A spirit reincarnate.
01:05:13You are here to put me down!
01:05:17Now is the time to take my head.
01:05:20And show everybody
01:05:23that you killed the monster.
01:05:46Is everyone all right?
01:06:17I can't believe he went through all this just to teach us a lesson.
01:06:25Pretty stupid if you ask me.
01:06:28I don't know about everyone else,
01:06:30but that was the crappiest Cinco de Mayo ever.
01:06:33Yeah?
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01:08:07Can't ask Smash Bro to make some dough without a brawl
01:08:09But Power Rangers ain't scary cause
01:08:11They's a bunch of frat frags makin' hairy love
01:08:13Chew each other over heads in jars
01:08:15They think Murrieta sent Midori dead on Mars
01:08:17But you know me, it's just a couple of scars
01:08:19Cousin now, meet Humberto V
01:08:21A.K.A. El Maestro, A.K.A. Joaquin
01:08:23He's got some pride for his heritage
01:08:25So and so he's tellin' kids to keep their Mexicans relevant
01:08:27But they don't care, they's hella tick
01:08:29They wanna party and get hella lit
01:08:31Represent, they don't see the benefit, it's just the same old story
01:08:33From Maggie and Lucia and Rosie and Cory
01:08:35In Israel, he's the leader of the group
01:08:37The coconut boy in a James Dean suit
01:08:39So the Gringos suck, what do we care, fuck
01:08:41We ain't like that anymore, we're Americans
01:08:43Take the problem in his own hands, represent his homeland
01:08:45And grab the Gringos by the gonads
01:08:47Take out your neighbor, he burns your flag
01:08:49Take out the demon, he guides you canned
01:08:51Take out Jerry and his friends, we don't need Lucent
01:08:53Don't say threaten Magdalena, that's their last offense
01:08:55Sir, what's meanin' I'm thinking inside you
01:08:57Undoing all the stitching and eye loops
01:08:59You're thinking what I'm thinking and I know
01:09:01You wanna party like a sicko, goodbye yo
01:09:03Sicko to my yo, jump the fence
01:09:05Sicko to my yo, drunk again
01:09:07Sicko to my yo, sweating cans
01:09:09Sicko to my yo, best of friends
01:09:11Sicko to my yo, must defend
01:09:13Sicko to my yo, crush the heads
01:09:15Sicko to my yo, threatened men
01:09:17Sicko to my yo, getting thin
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