Not Rated |9min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Pastor Kbrown Faints while during church service as he chokes and screams "Give me water." and the whole congregation thought it was part of the sermon.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Emmanuella, Kbrown
Pastor Kbrown Faints while during church service as he chokes and screams "Give me water." and the whole congregation thought it was part of the sermon.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Emmanuella, Kbrown
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00:00Let us share the grace. May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit rest upon us now and forevermore. Amen.
00:13You may go in peace.
00:19Emmanuel, I come.
00:24How many members came to the church today?
00:27Twelve.
00:28Hey, still twelve. For the past one month, we've been having just twelve members. Eh?
00:34And Bishop T.T. Jakes has over 30,000 church members. And I've been following him, preaching like him. Eh?
00:41I don't know what I'm getting wrong.
00:43Pastor, it's the Holy Spirit that grows the church.
00:47No, this is not about Holy Spirit. This must be about strategy. There's a strategy he's using that I have not applied yet.
00:55Pastor, just wait for God. The church will grow.
00:57No, this is about strategy. You know what? I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to follow Bishop T.T. Jakes back to back.
01:05In fact, I'm going to make more research on Bishop T.T. Jakes. I'm going to check deeper. I must find out the strategy he's using that I'm missing out. Don't worry.
01:15Pastor, wait on the Holy Spirit.
01:17Don't worry. I know what to do.
01:20He offered up sacrifice unto God. And it occurred to me what I was reading about Solomon's Temple.
01:29And they were talking about how elaborately it was made. And how flamboyantly it was decorated.
01:35And they were talking about the decor. And they were talking about the worship. And the protocol. And the service. And the excellence.
01:43And the excellence of their men. I wondered, did they not see that it was all built on ashes?
01:55And when I thought about that, I thought about life itself.
01:59That people are always talking about your glory.
02:03Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. I've seen it. I've seen it.
02:09Emanuela, Emanuela, see, I've finally gotten the secret.
02:18I have finally discovered the secret of how Bishop T.T. Jakes gets more members in his church.
02:25How?
02:26See, the secret is the music in the background.
02:31Every time he's preaching, there's a music in the background.
02:34Which one is music in the background?
02:36See, when he's preaching, there's always a keyboardist making sounds, playing keys in the background.
02:42So because they're playing music for him, you think that's why his church is growing and you want to copy him?
02:47He's my spiritual mentor. Yes, I will copy him.
02:51Since you want to copy everything that he's doing, what about his voice? Do you have his voice?
02:55Forget about that one. I'm going to try to make my voice as hard as his own. Don't worry, you'll see me on Sunday.
03:03See, let me tell you something real quick before people start coming to the church.
03:07See, when I start preaching, I need you to give me a high tempo background sound.
03:12So when I'm going higher on my tempo, make sure you follow me up on my tempo. Do you understand?
03:16Yes, sir.
03:17Make sure when my tempo is high, your tempo must also be high.
03:20Make sure you keep following me up. Don't drop on my tempo.
03:23Do you understand me? That is the theme for the day. Do you understand what I'm saying?
03:27Yes, sir.
03:28Very good. But Pastor, wait. What is background sound?
03:32Ha! You may have listened to what I just said and you didn't understand.
03:35Okay, see. When I say, the Lord is good, you do dan dan dan.
03:40Okay.
03:41Do you understand me? When I say, all the time the Lord is good, you do dan dan dan.
03:45And everything you need, dan dan dan dan.
03:48Good, good. Also tell the drummer, make sure you do the same thing. He will tell you what to do.
03:54Good. That's how we're going to do it today. Thank you very much.
03:56Okay, sir.
03:58Praise the Lord.
04:04Hallelujah.
04:06Praise the Lord.
04:08Hallelujah.
04:10Sit down.
04:12You are all welcome to church.
04:14Today, we are going to talk about keys to success.
04:19I'll be giving you steps on how to succeed in life.
04:25If you're with me right now, shout hallelujah.
04:28Hallelujah.
04:29There are principles on how to succeed in life.
04:33Now, the number one principle to succeed in life is to be consistent.
04:42Am I speaking to somebody?
04:45Yes, sir.
04:46Secondly, you must be awake when others are sleeping.
04:51Yes, sir.
04:52You can't be sleeping eight hours every day.
04:55You have to stay awake.
04:58You have to stay awake.
05:00Hallelujah.
05:01Amen.
05:02Am I speaking to somebody?
05:04Yes, sir.
05:05If you can hear me, shout hallelujah.
05:08Hallelujah.
05:09The power of God is about to move now.
05:13Church, shout hallelujah.
05:16Hallelujah.
05:18Now, turn to your neighbor.
05:20Say, neighbor.
05:22You will be successful.
05:26Say, amen.
05:28I must succeed.
05:30I will never remain the same.
05:34If you hear me, say I hear you.
05:37If you hear me, say I hear you.
05:41Say, I will succeed.
05:43I will succeed.
05:45I'm walking into my new level.
05:48I am marching into my destiny.
05:54Nothing is going to bring me down.
05:57Open your mouth and say yes.
06:00Say yes.
06:02Say yeah.
06:04God is lifting me from this level to another level.
06:07I am walking.
06:09I am moving.
06:11No power can stop me.
06:13If you can hear me, just open your mouth and say yes.
06:17Open your mouth and pray.
06:19Keep on giving me volume.
06:22Yes.
06:23Yes.
06:24You will succeed.
06:26You will never remain the same.
06:28You will not remain in this level.
06:31Pray.
06:32Keep on giving me sound.
06:34Keep on giving me sound.
06:37I will succeed.
06:39I will walk boldly.
06:41Say amen.
06:43Say amen.
06:45I will succeed.
06:47Alright. Alright. Stop.
06:50I say stop.
06:52Give me water. Water.
06:57Give me water. Water. Water.
06:59He said play water. Water. Water.
07:03Give me water.
07:07No. No. Stop.
07:09Stop.
07:11I need water.
07:13Stop. Stop now.
07:15Give me water.
07:18I need water.
07:24Give me water.
07:27I am dying.
07:30I am dying.
07:33I need water.
07:36I am dying.
07:38No. No.
07:40Oh my God.
07:42Please stop.
07:44I am dying.
07:47I need water.
07:50I need water.
07:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
07:59ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
08:06ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
08:13ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
08:21Pastor has fainted!
08:26Pastor has fainted! I said, Pastor has fainted!
08:45Pastor, my balance...
08:50Pastor, my balance...
08:56Hey, it's alive!
08:59I need water!
09:04But Pastor, what happened now?
09:06T.D. Jakes has killed me!
09:08T.D. Jakes?
09:10But you know my deal, I told him to preach the one he knows how to preach.
09:13He said he wants to preach like T.D. Jakes.
09:16He doesn't know that it's very nice to preach like that.
09:24T.D. Jakes has killed me!
09:27Why?
09:28Preach, Pastor!
09:30I need water!