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02:35You picked a mighty gloomy time to come back, Roy.
02:37All you hear is talk of war and secession.
02:40Well, I thought Missouri voted to stay in the Union.
02:42Legally, we are loyal.
02:44But morally, we've got a divided household.
02:46If war does come, it will probably take every resource
02:49the South possesses.
02:51Oh, by the way, don't worry about your horses.
02:54I'll take them off your hands myself.
02:56Thanks a lot, Mr. Morrison, but that's a little out
02:58of your line, isn't it?
02:59The way conditions are, good horses
03:01are going to be at a premium.
03:02We won't have any trouble making a deal.
03:24I guess I'm hearing things, Trigger.
03:26I could have sworn I recognized that whistle.
03:33How dare you!
03:35Can't a person walk down the street without being insulted?
03:37I'm sorry, ma'am.
03:38Well, I should think you would be.
03:40Well, they're gone.
03:44You think I want to talk to you?
03:47Say, I had a wonderful sister.
03:49She was a nice woman, but she died.
03:52Sherman, you scumbag.
03:53Just stay out of it.
03:56OK, well, let's go, boys.
03:58Come on.
03:59Let's go.
03:59Let's go.
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04:07All right, boys.
04:08Let's go.
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04:09What are you doing back in Missouri long story well come on let's have a talk and bring this
04:32thing over you do the drink and I'll eat I'm hungry enough to chew feel cool you came to
04:37the right place I'll introduce you to the best cook in Kelso hey Joe look who's here hello Roy
04:43how did Joe fix me a drink while I get Roy something to eat come back with me and I'll
04:48take you in as a partner oh thanks if I ever have anything to do with horses I won't raise
04:53them I'll race them and what are you gonna do plenty so they get the sort of proposition I
04:58want the evil son you drift who says I am I'm considering a proposition right now looks good
05:05too if we have war you'll never make any money soldiering anytime I fight it won't be for four
05:11bits a day I'm gonna ride with a real leader man who knows how to make war pay who is he
05:16well if you must know he's the best friend the South has ever had in the state of Missouri
05:20not if he means easy money maybe that's the kind I like the kind of will get you in trouble
05:26it's McBride
05:37McBride's coming in come on Roy it's Val McBride sorry to bust up your game Roy but tell I will
05:45wreck the place well where you been this time McBride give you one guess I bet you've been
05:56over playing tag with those Kansans you're right the first time where's best one right here Val
06:02present for you Val McBride you ain't here you'll have all these folks thinking that I'm in love
06:13with you instead of your cooking hello Dave hello Captain McBride been waiting long no no not at all
06:22things are working out fine that's better than we expect everybody the drinks are on the house
06:31true southern hostess you know one of these days I'm gonna buy you the finest place in Missouri
06:42worried about something I am Dave you're in bad company right you got them all wrong you mean
06:52those raids over in Kansas that's exactly what I mean he's the worst cutthroat that ever put a
06:58torch to a farmhouse well they had it coming why there isn't a man in Kansas who wouldn't shoot
07:03McBride on sight and I'll tell you why he went in there pretending he was their friend George
07:09Bannon he called himself and he turned on him and sold him out what was that name I heard Bannon
07:17George Bannon I never heard a George Bannon neither did you that's funny you're the spitting
07:26image of him even to that scar scratch that ceiling hey hey McBride McBride Union troops
07:40coming we better hit the road and you better hit it fast you're all wrong about McBride why there
07:53isn't a man this commander wouldn't die for him if he had to are they all swear by him he's got
07:58you fooled I can see that send that to Ed Mason over in Baines Kansas he'll be glad to get it if
08:28he's still alive what's the idea I ain't done nothing turn me loose you blue nose Yanks what
08:36do you want with me you're a friend of McBride's aren't you me a friend of that skunk and you
08:41don't know what you're talking about anything wrong lieutenant we have an unreliable authority
08:46that McBride was seen heading this way oh I hope not anyone here has seen or heard of Val
08:53McBride speak up what now wait a minute I can tell you about what's that what I was going to say
09:00is you're just wasting your time trying to get anything out of life well for your information
09:03McBride has been outlawed by the federal government anyone found harboring or protecting him will be
09:09found equally guilty of treason boy you sure gave me a scare yeah you sure gave me a blister
09:19how long have you known McBride oh I can't figure you Roy first you're ready to fight McBride
09:27then when you have a chance to square accounts you don't even open your mouth I know how he
09:30operates five lone soldiers wouldn't have a dog's chance against that mob of bushwhackers
09:34he just left town sir he wrote south about ten minutes ago Roy Roy fool soldiers are
09:52going chasing McBride after all well they'll be ambushed we've got to stop
10:04Hey Chief, look what we're running from five little ten soldiers boy we don't be ashamed
10:34of ourselves better than shooting rabbits
11:34I reckon they had just a little too much spunk for their own good
12:04they didn't even have a fighting chance I don't like it no better than you do but I've got to
12:13make out a report Jones you wrote out there what's your opinion oh I'd say it was Indian sure all
12:23right that's what I'll put down dog gone there lying souls what's the use even if we had proof
12:33that sheriff wouldn't do anything he's afraid to go after McBride that isn't Roy Rogers it
12:46couldn't be that's who it is the same fellow you slapped this morning joking oh I'm not the same
12:53Roy Rogers used to fight with me to see you would carry your books home from school I can't believe
12:57it I'll go over and get it oh no Dave not now please I'd rather wait till tomorrow night and
13:02surprise him do you have those invitations right here I'll make him promise to come but
13:06don't say anything about me I won't beautiful all right Henry
13:19boy you remember Doc Bradford who lived the other side of town sure I do well I hope to tell you
13:25didn't I ride and get Doc Bradford the day Roy was born yeah you're doing to me then wrote 20
13:32miles through a hell and blizzard well he heard you're in town and asked me to give you these
13:42hey where's that RSVP mean is that some kind of a new secret organization
13:55when are you gonna get smart and marry me when are you going to get a job and settle down
14:25they're here gentlemen I'll make you a wager the best horse in Missouri against a plug hat
14:44within 30 days Jeff Davis will have a salad south from the Mason Dixon line to the Gulf
14:49you'll have to find a Republican to take that way to your doctor or a Kansan howdy dr. Radford
14:55well sir it's high time you were looking up your old friend sure glad to see you again you
15:00remember mr. Whitaker don't you do I how are you old timer it's a fairly easy as Laura over there
15:06now Roy wants to see it my granddaughter the last time you saw she was wearing pigtails I
15:12remember a scrawny kid with freckles and a pug nose right Dave that's all you remember you've got
15:17a surprise coming now where did she go I'll find it let's go out of your life I'm staying right here
15:48I looked over Jordan and what did I see
17:30I didn't expect to see you here sorry yes ma'am I mean no ma'am I'm glad you're here so I can
17:36explain about yesterday morning I'm the one who should apologize mr. Rogers how did you know my
17:42name why shouldn't I I'm the scrawny little kid who tagged your heels when I was in pigtails you
17:48don't mean Laura well I got rid of the freckles but there wasn't much I could do about the pug
17:52nose up to your old tricks again I say still trying to steal my girl away from oh come on you too I
17:57don't want to see any black eyes you bruised knuckles mammy Lou if you was my cook I eat
18:05chicken three meals a day mr. Gabby you is a flattering this man
18:15well I'll be a knock-kneed bobcat you'll be a witch forget it
18:21pardon me gentlemen may I have this dance well of course
18:46pardon ma'am is there anybody you want to see yes there is
18:51ladies and gentlemen your attention please word has just been received the
19:05Fort Sumter has been fired upon the war is on pardon three cheers for the Confederacy
19:11your attention word to the gentleman here tonight the South has sounded the call to arms
19:22Missouri has turned her back on the Confederacy but that won't keep the Southern sons of this
19:28state for fighting for Jeff Davis what I tell you I don't know how you feel speaking for myself I
19:35can say that I'm ready to fight for the Confederacy with every man in my command
19:46Dave we leave town in 30 minutes Dave you're not riding with me bride why not I don't blame you
19:55for wanting to go to war I'm gonna fight for the South myself but if you really want to serve the
20:00Confederacy join the regular army wear the uniform don't fight for a blackleg like McBride
20:05he's talking mighty good sense son don't tell me what to do can't you see what he's after all he
20:10wants is a chance to loot murder and burn you had your say now I'll have mine I need money I need it
20:16bad and I need it fast McBride's offer me the chance I want and I'm taking it
20:30you don't need to draw on us mister we're here to help you
21:00I've had enough help for one day clear out of here now wait a minute we ain't bluecoats
21:05we're scouts attached to Confederate Army the last bunch was Confederates too anyhow they were
21:11wearing the uniform no but rebel soldiers raiding rebel folks don't make sense it does to me there's
21:18only one lowdown traitor who could do it McBride who else we're on our way to the arm of the West
21:23sir I'll see the general Stark here's about this outrage Chief of Scouts for Generals Longstreet
21:47Beauregard and Stonewall Jackson I don't mind saying Captain Rogers I'm glad to get you thank
21:53you sir the hardest job you and your scouts will have is keeping our lines of communication open
21:57we're gradually being forced out of Missoula any hour now I expect the order to retreat general
22:03I'd like to ask if Captain McBride is attached to this command yes I'm sorry to say what do you
22:09know about him only this I've ridden through every county between here in the Tennessee line
22:13wherever I went I found wreck and ruin because of McBride and his raiders I've already sent for
22:18him I'm putting a stop to his outrageous attacks on civilians we have all we can do to fight the
22:24war you better wait for me at camp Dave and see that the men look to the horses before the right
22:48Captain McBride reporting sir at ease captain the War Department has instructed me to answer
22:58your petition for promotion under the Rangers partisan act what do I get for my services to
23:04the South sir courtesy a reprimand did I understand the general evidence both civilian and military has
23:15reached this Board of Inquiry regarding your tactics your promotion is refused on the grounds
23:20that you failed as a gentleman and a southern officer to observe even the commonest decencies
23:25of war in short Captain McBride the Confederacy cannot and will not tolerate looting and the
23:33killing of civilians lies dirty rotten lies I'll have satisfaction if I have to go to Richmond
23:40myself my advice to you is to thank this board for giving you a last chance to erase the blot
23:46you've placed on the Confederacy a stigma so black that your name has become linked with every
23:51conceivable form of brutality let me tell you something fighting on paper in the halls of West
23:59Point is one thing fighting it out on the frontier is another thing but tough I calls for tough
24:06fighters if you'd listen to me the army wouldn't be getting ready to retreat out of Missouri right
24:10now Captain McBride you'll conform to orders or face court-martial that's final I expect you to
24:18wait for further instructions dismissed I volunteered to fight for the South I gave her
24:38better men better equipment the best fighting unit in the entire South haven't we done our
24:47share of the fighting but what do we get reprimand from a bunch of stiff shirts bunch of long hairs
24:57who think they can tell pal McBride how to fight they say we've disgraced the colors I say let's
25:04fight under our own flag they can't tell us what to do we're with you we'll show them the devil take
25:10the South from now on out we're fighting for ourselves Laura I'm surprised to see you here
25:31where else would I be dr. Radford I'm glad to see you Roy you've got the lead the Union troops are
25:37closing in I'm getting a little too old to run you seen Dave once it was months ago when we took
25:43Lexington I whistled at him when he rode past why it's mr. Morris troops have moved on without
25:52taking that consignment of gold at the bank yes and it's sure to be confiscated by the
25:56we'll get it dirt token we will it will blow that bank the kingdom come
26:26they headed south Roy and five other men that's fine Bess looks like you're gonna get your new
26:42place after all you'll have to kill them before you get that gold any objections
26:47yes not all right men we ride
28:17what's up I'm going back you can't be bright find out he'll kill you I'll take my chances on that
28:47get on your feet bushwhacker Dave yeah it's me put that gun down I came back to help Roy
28:57you come back to rob him it'd be worth my life if McBride knew I was here and don't forget I
29:01didn't have to come back now put that gun down and give me a hand Roy is still alive I can take
29:05care of that boy without no help from you with no I just look at you steady all right you went
29:12where do we take him there's a squatter's cabin about five miles down the road you'll find your
29:17horse over there in the brush how do you do man well you give me a start when you first come up
29:29I thought you was Yankees by the poor man's heart he's badly wounded I'll pay you well if you take
29:36him in and send for a doctor ain't no doctors nearby but he's welcome to anything here thanks
29:41we'll bring him in I'll get the bed ready no idea how glad I did get these little blister for
29:50the army of bacon McCord and the hogs the gorillas are raiding the smokehouse ain't
29:55nothing left to keep body and soul together his breathing is better than his fevers down
30:05he's pulled through worse scrapes than this well if he does you won't be here to see it maybe you're
30:12right I wouldn't want him to know I mean about me being with a man oh don't worry I cut my heart
30:19out for I'd break his over a measly skunk like you he never did have much use for me why should
30:25I I always knowed you was trifling and weak right down to the core but I stood for you Roy wouldn't
30:33have it any other way trying to help him now don't change matters with me none if you ever come near
30:39him again I'll drill you right twitch the eye so help me I'll get out of here and ride before he
30:47comes to and find you hey captain this man says Rogers is still alive what do you mean
31:03that's what I heard he's alive and gunning for you
31:05Roy there's one thing I never could understand why you'd have anything to do with an old good
31:18fella like Dave Dave's all right Gabby he just got off to a bad start that's all well maybe so
31:23he did show he wasn't all bad when you was shot and he come back to help you why didn't you tell
31:29me this before good reason why you being too young and lacking the experience I had I figured
31:35maybe you'd give up the chase for McBride we'll find him you're darn tootin we will
31:40there's one thing about a fallen skunk it ain't hard to keep on his trail
31:59seems kind of deserted like look at this
32:20now for once the Union Army has done us a favor this order is going to help plenty
32:25McBride and his men are going to be smoked out in the open we got writing to do you bet we have
32:29and we're going to travel straight to headquarters that border country has always been one of McBride's
32:42strongholds he could hold up there for weeks and have plenty of backwoods friends to feed him and
32:47give him warning in case of trouble we'll get him now all we need is a handful of men to handle
32:51his trail keep him and his gorillas on the move how do you propose to get through the Union lines
32:56soldiers will never get McBride he could see those uniforms a mile off I'll need about eight
33:01volunteers men who know the Missouri trails and who have personal reasons for wanting to get
33:05McBride very well I'll give you authority to muster the necessary volunteers the South has had
33:10enough of this lawless gorilla but tell me one thing captain where are you going to look for him
33:15I can't say sir but I have a hunch I know about where to start good luck thank you sir
33:21bride never heard of him that's too bad trying to join up with him again got separated during the
33:47last raid wait I guess I can tell you he was here yesterday him and a young fellow named Dave
34:17stop whistling for that horse somebody might hear you he's coming now
34:47and
35:17raise the doctor here yes sir Mr Dave get our horses out of sight that's it
35:21I tell him myself I see that murdering gorilla in his grave before I lift a hand to help him
35:31where is this even cut throat right here dr. Radford did I understand you to say you refuse
35:38to fix this wound that's what I said you either take the bullet out of this arm or the next one
35:44out of here grand please pull up a dr. Radford's and rest the horses these horses eat time you
35:50know it what do you want to stop for just to have a look around take it easy you'll hypocrite I like
35:57to see you squirm maybe you'll remember this the next time you put a bullet to somebody too bad
36:03the party that did this wasn't a better shot it's Roy sorry to trouble you but we're not finished
36:14yet but remember the doctor's with me let me know you answer the door wait here and you ain't
36:26fooling me none you come here to see that female Radford woman how do you know you're looking well
36:36maybe I am but I'm feeling kind of pale is that Laura yes mr. Ross but mr. Ross
36:45I'm fine
36:50well look who's here howdy Laura don't let me stop you that was beautiful the first time I
37:06played months I'm afraid a lot of tunes sounded all right to me how's the doctor is he around
37:11yes he's here somewhere I'd like to see the old fire eater where is he didn't you come to see me
37:17yes of course I just wanted to have a little talk with him remember this one sure I do mammy Lou
37:26used to sing it to us when we were so high lazy old moon keep shining down for me lazy old moon
37:45I'm just to be on that old plantation where I used to roll my weary way back home
38:09no wonder my foot hurt how do you suppose that horseshoe nail got my boot
38:17down for me
38:47where does blood come from I don't know looking for me I was Laura I'm surprised at you minute
39:06I turn my back I find my rival cutting in again Dave you're not fooling anyone I know my bride's
39:12here if you think so why don't you call your men in you know why they'd kill you right along with
39:18him that's what you came for isn't it you helped save my life the last time I'm paying off that
39:23debt I'm giving you one last chance to get away from a bride and stay away you don't owe me
39:28anything Dave you're all wrong you've got to listen to him you're wasting your time preaching
39:33sermons to me sure I'm wrong I've been wrong ever since I started I knew what I was doing when I
39:40joined McBride I like his way of fighting a war I like the tight corners we've been in and fought
39:45our way out of yeah I like the whole exciting mess if you're all through get this straight I
39:51left the army for one reason to get McBride and I'm gonna get him only the next time you better
39:58not be with him because if you are I'll have to get you to. Shame.
40:14Let's get started.
40:28It's McBride.
40:36Waiting for you run into confederate dispatch writer he was carrying this just wasn't his lucky day.
40:59It's more like it we can get a hold of that ammunition we can hold our men together that
41:05ought to be easy won't be no detachment of troops to meet him go get on your horse and
41:10tell the boys we'll reassemble at Stone Ridge.
41:28It's one of McBride's men.
41:49There's something here about a shipment of ammunition they may try to head it off
42:01we've got the warning one of you men take care of it.
42:19The ammunition trains coming up the valley now how many men three wagons driver and
42:37garter needs one and two outriders eight men we won't have any trouble handling them all right men.
42:49Captain Rogers on detached duty you're in danger of an attack by McBride's
43:13guerrillas your orders from General Stark Roy we got to work fast.
44:13Nice work Captain Rogers take care of the wounded we're going after McBride.
44:42No use running the horses they can't catch us in those wagons what's the matter with
45:08you nothing it's only a scratch we've got to have that ammunition we'll follow them
45:16and we'll wait till dark keep on that trail and stay out of sight.
45:46McBride McBride take me with you.
46:16Stop that gun.
46:17Start walking.
46:20Get on off there.
46:31Did you see anything of McBride he must have stopped back there with the
46:44shelter probably snuck off when he heard our shots the rest of them there how about
46:51carrying out our orders it's got to be done sometime I guess we'll get over with the order
46:58of the confederate states and the authority vested in us you have been tried and found
47:04guilty of desertion and treason you've committed murder and robbery under the leadership of the
47:09guerrilla McBride you are therefore sentenced under military law to pay for your crimes with
47:17your lives if any of you wish to leave letters for your relatives or friends speak up I know
47:34how you feel Roy you go ahead I'll take care of this I'll meet you in Kelso.
48:04Well look what the storm blew in I thought you were a ghost not yet come on over by the
48:25fire dry yourself oh that's more like it I'll do that it's pretty late I was just getting ready to
48:37close
48:50nice-looking place you have here it isn't bad is it I had to leave kelp so I was right in the line
49:08of fire just like that thunder only worse
49:26do you have much further to travel no this is where I was headed I expect to meet somebody here
49:34if you mean McBride you don't think he'd be fool enough to come here do you he might I would just
49:40think it McBride has been declared an outlaw and there's a penalty against anyone caught hiding him
49:46is that I always thought you were clever a lot more clever than you let on but shooting McBride
50:03isn't going to get you anywhere I'll drink this hot brandy it'll do you good
50:21oh
50:28why didn't you run away you still had time you could have made it
50:35I couldn't run there's no other place I could go
50:42we've only got Mr. Lennon take this
50:45it'll help me to go elsewhere and get a new start
51:01Rogers
51:04don't make best pay for what I've done
51:09you can do this for me get me out of here
51:15or they'll hold her they won't you have my word
51:25we got McBride sir
51:31where was he hiding over in the woods he was miles from anywhere Captain Rogers you're to
51:37Captain Rogers you're to be commended for your service to the confederacy
51:40the death of McBride means the end of guerrilla warfare thank you sir
51:44god willing the war won't last much longer and we'll soon be returning to our homes
52:07so
52:22I see you're smiling again must have patched up the argument of course we did
52:28dog gone them ornery boots got a big hole in it why don't you get a fix
52:34huh I never thought anything about that
53:04you