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00:30I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
01:00I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
01:31Now owner, nothing else is up to date. That's why I'm getting out of town as soon as I get you broke in.
01:37Pretty little town, what's holding it back?
01:39Oh, that darn Civic League, that's what.
01:42Why on the 9 o'clock curfew rings they take you in the sidewalks?
01:45They lock up the town like it was a jail.
01:47No late movies, no fooling in the park, no dancing.
01:51Why you can't even buy a bottle of soda pop?
01:53I am negotiating.
01:54But they ain't keeping me here. I've only got a few years left and I'm going to spend them where I can get something out of life.
02:15There they go headed for Bridgeport to spend their paychecks.
02:1820,000 of them camped just outside of here with $21 a month to spend.
02:22And they go through this place like it had smallpox.
02:25Can't you do something about it?
02:27Not with old lady Snodgrass and her Civic League running this town.
02:30What's the Civic League?
02:32A bunch of blue-nosed long-haired.
02:34It's too old and straight-laced to have any fun themselves, so they don't want nobody else having them.
02:39Gosh.
02:48Oh, yeah.
03:04There's a sample of your Civic Leaders.
03:06It's a crime in this town for kids to act natural.
03:08That's why we had no marriages in two years.
03:18Out of my way! Out of my way!
03:21But Ma, it's the latest style from Hollywood.
03:23Shut up!
03:26Did you sell my daughter this disgraceful outfit?
03:29Is something wrong?
03:30There certainly is when our daughters can buy indecent clothes like this right in our hometown.
03:35It's about time the girls of this town wore something up to date.
03:39I'll see the Civic League puts a padlock on your door.
03:42When Mrs. Snodgrass hears about this...
03:44I'm going to wear it!
03:45You take it off and right now!
03:49Oh!
04:03Here's where the cause of it all lives.
04:05Who's that?
04:06Minerva Snodgrass.
04:07The worst old snoop in town.
04:09Minds everybody's business but her own.
04:15I hope all the folks in town ain't like her.
04:17Oh, we got a few exceptions.
04:19Now you take Miss Polly who lives next door.
04:21That prim and proper no-maj you'd ever want to find.
04:24But there ain't a better like, more respected lady in the whole town.
04:28You don't say?
04:29Yes, I do say.
04:31She may not have made a success of her own life,
04:33but she don't go around trying to mess up nobody else's.
04:37Here's Miss Polly.
04:48Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
04:49Anyone else get their mail there?
04:51Yes, Patsy, her companion and cook,
04:53and Slim Wilkins, a hired man.
04:55He started a crazy inventory.
04:57There's Slim on one of his inventions.
05:09What in the name of Lord Pete Howe does that thing?
05:12One of my new inventions.
05:13Cuts the grass, breaks the leaves, smokes out gopher.
05:18I'll show you.
05:30Well, I'll be.
05:33What don't you think of it?
05:44What thunder kind of contraption is this?
05:47Must be another one of Slim's inventions.
05:57Howdy, Wilbur.
05:58What do you think of my new burglar-proof mailbox?
06:00What in tarnation's it for?
06:02Sure nobody can read other people's mail.
06:04Don't seem very burglar-proof to me.
06:07Oh, just open the door and try and take that letter out.
06:14BANG!
06:15BANG!
06:16BANG!
06:17BANG!
06:21BANG!
06:26Slim Wilkins, I'll have the law on you for disturbing the peace.
06:29Sorry, Mr. Snodgrass. Just trying out another one of my new inventions.
06:33Yeah. Keep snoops out of other folks' mailbox.
06:36You keep out of this. You're a menace to the neighborhood.
06:39Well, if he's a menace, what do you call your concern civically?
06:42Wilbur Boggs, I'll have you fired if I have to take it up with the Postmaster General.
06:47Well, for once in your life you ain't so smart.
06:50Because I'm retiring as of this evening pro bono publico, for words to that effect.
06:56Until this evening, keep your mouth to yourself, you old fossil.
07:00Old fossil? Why, you...
07:03Oh, tweedle-dee-dee.
07:06Guess that's tellin' her.
07:07BANG!
07:09Let's get outta here!
07:10I've been workin' thirty years to get my pension, and I wanna live long enough to spend it.
07:38Psst. Miss Polly.
07:47Where's Barbara?
07:48I gave her your message. She's waiting for you in the summerhouse.
07:52But you have to be careful. Her mother's on the warpath. Come on.
08:09,
08:16,
08:23Aw, she's coming round the mountain Here she comes, here she comes
08:27Aw, she's coming round the mountain Here she comes
08:32Better go round the summerhouse Here she comes, here she comes
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09:08that's not the only thing that's barmy around here
09:16Boy, that was close
09:18What's she doing?
09:20Puttering around with some flowers
09:22Those are her prize zinnias
09:24She's going to enter them in the flower show
09:26She might be out there for hours
09:28Hours?
09:31I've got to get back to work
09:33I'll lose my job and then we can't get married
09:35We can't get married anyway, Eddie
09:37Yes, we can
09:39You can sneak out tonight after she goes to bed
09:41Darling, we've been over all that
09:43I love you and want to marry you
09:45But I can't and you know it
09:47You can't stay tied to her apron strings all your life
09:49It's no use, Eddie
09:51I know I'll never be able to break away
09:53Fiddlesticks
09:55Why doesn't Barbara assert herself before it's too late?
09:57Okay then, Babs
09:59I'm going to get out of town and start all over again
10:01Oh, Eddie, you don't really mean that
10:03Yes, I do
10:05I guess we might just as well forget the whole thing
10:07You don't love me
10:09Oh, Eddie, I do
10:11Babs
10:19So
10:21Right under my very nose
10:23But Mrs. Snodgrass, we really love each other
10:25Not a word
10:27Get into the house
10:29You're going to be locked in your room until you've learned obedience
10:31But Mother, we were
10:33You heard me, go up to your room and stay there
10:35Yes, Mother
10:39Get off my property
10:41If I ever catch you on it again, I'll have the law on you
10:43Oh, dear me
10:49What are you snooping around for?
10:51I'm not snooping
10:53I was just trimming the hedge for you
11:01Come on
11:09Mr. Garber, it's high time he was calling to me
11:11Come on in
11:25Cut it out down there
11:27I'm trying to, there's something wrong
11:29Ouch!
11:31Pete!
11:33I'm trying
11:35Pete!
11:37Ouch!
11:59I'm trying
12:01I'm trying
12:03I'm trying
12:05I'm trying
12:07I'm trying
12:09I'm trying
12:11I'm trying
12:13I'm trying
12:15I'm trying
12:21Oh, dear, where are you?
12:23Here's what's left of me, Miss Holly
12:25Of that rear guard attack and that homemade flame-throw of Slim's
12:27Well, never mind that, get busy and do something
12:29Do something, what'll I do?
12:31Well, do anything, get lunch ready, but act like nothing's happened
12:33I can't get lunch ready, the stove won't work
12:35I thought Slim fixed the stove
12:37That's why it won't work, where is he?
12:39I'd like to get hold of him right around his neck
12:41Here I am, and I'll get it in the neck without any help from you
12:43Oh, come out of there and unfix what you fixed in the stove
12:45And if anyone questions you, remember you never invented a thing
12:47Well, what's all the excitement about?
12:49Are we going to have company?
12:51We're liable to, lots of company, any minute
12:53Oh, dear, hurry, hurry
12:55Do something
12:57Now, look at this, nothing works
12:59Not this, this, not even the oven since you fixed it
13:01No wonder you couldn't work it
13:03You forgot to turn on my new gas-saving safety device
13:05Well, get it going
13:07I'll go catch a chicken for lunch
13:25Oh
13:45Always running out of things around here
13:47Oh
13:53Oh, I said yes
13:55My Maddie goals
13:57I can die of this
14:01Besides that
14:03I better go
14:17Oh
14:43No, I said
14:45Oh
14:49Oh, hello
14:53Is anything wrong?
14:55I'll show you what's wrong
14:57Come with me
14:59Oh, well
15:07Take a look at my prize flowers
15:09My zinnias, my marigolds, my gladiolas
15:11And that nitric garden of yours is the cause of it all
15:13This idiotic contraption he calls an invention
15:15He ruined my home
15:17And nearly asphyxiated the leading members of the Civic League
15:19Oh, really?
15:21Oh, I mean, that's too bad
15:23I'm calling a meeting of the Civic League at the town hall at three o'clock this afternoon
15:25And you'd better be there
15:27Oh, what's the use of my coming?
15:29I always vote yes anyway
15:31Someday I'm going to invent one of these things that really works
15:43Oh, dear
15:45You be at that meeting
15:47Because I'm bringing charges
15:49I'm going to have you run out of town
15:51And maybe you'll go with him
16:03Slim, I'm ashamed of you
16:05You really going to let that old sourpuss bluff you out of town?
16:07Oh, it ain't her exactly
16:13Miss Polly in?
16:15It's coming, Eddie
16:17I'll get her
16:21You going away, too?
16:23Too?
16:25Who else is going?
16:27Me. I'm getting out of this town for good
16:29What's this, Eddie?
16:31Why, you can't go away
16:33What about Barbara?
16:35Oh, it's no use, Miss Polly
16:37Barbara will never leave her mother
16:39I thought you might help me to see her just once more
16:41So I can tell her goodbye
16:43Oh, now, don't you be downhearted
16:45Love will always find a way
16:47I'll see if I can get her to sneak over
16:59Barbara
17:11Barbara
17:17Barbara
17:19Get back. If her mother sees you, she'll never get out
17:21Barbara
17:23Barbara
17:25Barbara
17:27Oh, Barbara
17:29Eddie's over here and he wants to say goodbye to you
17:31He's leaving town tonight
17:33Oh, Miss Polly, no. He mustn't leave
17:35I won't let him
17:37Well, if you want to stop him, you better get over here quick
17:39He's got me locked in
17:41Oh, dear. Really?
17:43Listen, if that's all it's worth, I can get her over here into Jiffy
17:45Love and Slim Wilkins laughs at locksmiths
17:47Oh, well, Slim has a way of getting you out
17:49Just sit tight until we're ready
17:53You can get her out?
17:55Sure
17:57How?
17:59With my patent-applied for Jiffy automatic eloping device
18:01Uh-oh. Here we go again
18:09What'll happen when Mrs. Snodgrass hears that thing go off?
18:11She won't hear it
18:13I got that angle licked
18:15With this here silencer
18:21Also takes the recoil out of the cannon
18:23Are you sure it's safe?
18:27I invented it, didn't I?
18:29Answer the question
18:31Answer the question
18:39You don't need to act so scared
18:41You won't even know when it goes off
19:01Coughing
19:15Must have backfired a little
19:17Oh, I wonder if Mrs. Snodgrass heard that
19:31Hooking out the windowsill, climbing that thing, and slide on down
19:33Hurry
19:47Hey, wait a minute
19:49Mrs. Snodgrass is about to open the window
19:51It's now or never
19:53Come on
20:01Come on
20:09Howdy, Mrs. Snodgrass
20:11What are you up to now, you old meddler?
20:13Just to show you there's no hard feelings
20:15I just rigged up to clean the owls out of your chimney
20:17If there's any owls in my chimney, let them be
20:21Owls in my chimney, indeed
20:23This is the last straw
20:25Instead of running him out of town, I'll have him chained
20:27Who?
20:29Slim Wilkins, that's who
20:35Oh, come on now
20:37Let's get out of here and let these young'uns say goodbye
20:39I get it
20:41Come on, Slim
20:47Well, I only wish you had more gumption
20:49Well, I for one will keep on hoping
20:51You know, there's many a slip
20:53Twixt the cup and the lip
20:55The cup and the lip
20:59I wonder
21:01Now what?
21:03You remember how Papa used to totter down
21:05The basement stairs to his secret wine cellar
21:07And then came bounding up
21:09Three steps at a time, raring to go?
21:11Yeah
21:13Well, he confided in me one day that what gave him that pep
21:15Was out of a special, secret bottle
21:17Yeah
21:19Well, you remember my sister, Cadenia, don't you?
21:21She was just like Barbara, only more backward
21:23Well, one day she had sneaked a little drink out of the bottle
21:25And a lope of the butcher boy
21:27And in her last letter
21:29Tells me that she's just had her 17th child
21:31And is still going strong
21:33But what's that all got to do with Barbara?
21:35If we could find just a little bit for Barbara
21:39I'll bet she'd marry Eddie just like that
21:41Come on
21:51Well, I guess that's goodbye, Eddie
21:53Goodbye nothing
21:55Well, I'll see you outside
21:57Everything packed and ready to go
21:59We can be married in Bridgeport and on our honeymoon
22:01Before anybody misses you
22:03But when mother does find out
22:05Your mother
22:07I'm marrying you, not your mother
22:09Let's get away from this mildewed town
22:11Before we both go to sea
22:13Yeah, it is pretty old-fashioned
22:15This ought to do it
22:17Stand back
22:19I wouldn't trust him with a potato masher, much less an axe
22:21Stand back
22:23Don't know my own strength
22:35Now, if we could only tell
22:37Which is the special bottle
22:41That's empty
22:45That's only partly filled
22:47It may be the very one
22:49Here, you take this, Patsy
22:51Bring a glass, Slam
22:57Have you got a corkscrew?
22:59Here
23:01Like this
23:07I learned that by correspondence
23:11Do you mind drinking this, Slam?
23:13Well, drinking's against my principles
23:15Oh, but it's for a noble cause
23:21Here
23:29Does it give you sort of a warm glow?
23:31No
23:33Does it make you feel like you're falling in love?
23:35No
23:37Wrong bottle
23:41Here, open this
23:51Here
23:57And does it make your heart beat faster?
24:01Feels like it stopped altogether
24:05No
24:07There it goes again
24:09And does it make you feel amorous?
24:11How do you mean?
24:13Well, does it make you feel like you'd like to kiss Patricia?
24:17Do I have to?
24:19Tasted bad enough as it was
24:21Wrong bottle
24:23Come on, let's get some more
24:27I want to take you somewhere
24:29Where you can look as smart and be as beautiful as you really are
24:31Now, what do you say, Barbara?
24:33And this time it's final
24:37Eddie, I can't believe it's me talking
24:39But I'm saying yes
24:43Barbara!
24:45Eddie
24:47Eddie, you've got to get me back there
24:49But Barbara, you just promised me
24:51I can't do it, Eddie
24:53I've got to get back up there before she finds out I've gone
24:55Barbara!
24:59I might have known this was too good to be true
25:03What's the meaning of this?
25:05Are you out of your mind?
25:07Look at yourself
25:09Take that thing off immediately
25:11Until you get over this silly infatuation
25:13You won't get out of my sight
25:15Everywhere I go, I'll take you with me
25:17And I'll settle that precious Eddie of yours once and for all
25:25You know, I don't think you're pouring these drinks big enough
25:27Maybe a good big one would do it
25:43How's that?
25:45No
25:47That stuff's too old
25:49It's lost its kick
25:51Too old
25:53Let's see if I can find it
26:13Let's see if I can find it
26:27We want to get the full effect
26:29What do you mean, we?
26:31You're just wasting time, Miss Polly
26:43Slim's right, the stuff's too old
26:47We've got to think of some other way
27:01I'll get it
27:31Slim!
27:53Oh Slim!
27:55Oh!
27:59Great grief!
28:01It can't be the drinks, I'm all right
28:25Oh Slim!
28:37Move over
28:41I was looking all over for you
28:43I'm right here
28:45Slim's kind of drunk around here
28:47A lot of moisture in the air
28:49Might be going to rain, we're awful close
28:51I'm all covered with perspiration
28:53Let's go and find pollution
29:03What happened to us?
29:05Huh?
29:21I don't suppose she got hold of the right bottle
29:23She's acting very strange
29:25I do, Miss Polly
29:27Oh!
29:29You're beautiful
29:31Huh?
29:33Who, me?
29:35What are you doing tonight?
29:37Who, me?
29:39Ma's taking me to
29:41Prayer meeting
29:43I know
29:45But what are you doing after prayer meeting?
29:47Whee!
30:03Oh!
30:15Uh oh
30:17That is your right bottle
30:33Whoa!
30:47Oh Mrs. Turner, have you seen Miss Polly?
30:49Have I seen her?
30:51Who hasn't?
30:55We're on the right track
30:57Uh oh, there she is
30:59There she is
31:03Oh, hello neighbors
31:05Hello
31:07Look at that get up
31:09And you
31:19Hello Joey, old kid
31:25How are you, Miss Polly?
31:27Don't be surprised, you old devil
31:29It's a great day for necking
31:31Necking?
31:33That's what they call it today
31:35Vampinjo fry
31:39Well, how long's this been going on?
31:41Martha, you don't understand
31:43I got eyes and ears, you old roo-you
31:45Just wait till I get you home
31:47And you'll hear about this at the meeting
31:49Oh, careful, Pavel
31:53Slim, we gotta stop
31:55They saved that bottle
32:25Hey, wait, we've lost her
32:27Let's double back
32:31What are we skipping for?
32:33Come on
32:35The next thing we must do, fellow civic leaguers
32:37Is to purify the street corners of this fair city
32:39And abolish the sinful practice of young men
32:41Ogling our girls as they pass by
32:43An insidious infiltration
32:45Has been ordered by the police
32:47And we must stop it
32:49And abolish the sinful practice of young men
32:51Ogling our girls as they pass by
32:53An insidious infiltration
32:55Has been boring from within this community
32:57Consisting of the emission of a whistling sound
32:59Vulgarly known as the call of the wolf
33:01Perpetrated by puckering the lips
33:03And expelling the sound thusly
33:07All those in favour of making this offence
33:09A legal misdemeanour, say aye
33:11Aye
33:13Contrarily opposed, signify by saying no
33:15No
33:21Well, I see you're all here
33:25But whatever it is, it's still no
33:29Hello
33:31Oh, my lamb
33:33Lamb, how are you?
33:37Oh, remember Albert?
33:45In fact, double no
33:51And none of the young men have ever
33:53Whistled at me
33:55But I've often wished they would
33:57Disgusting
33:59Oh
34:15Thank you, boys, thank you
34:19Miss Polly, you are making a fool of yourself
34:21Get off this platform
34:23Oh, fiddle-fowl Minerva
34:25I've got a few views myself
34:27I don't know how this town should be run
34:29In the first place
34:31Instead of passing laws that'll
34:33Drive our young people out of town
34:35We should pass a few that'll
34:37Keep them here
34:39Now you're talking
34:41That's the first sensible idea I've heard
34:43Of one of these fool meetings in 15 years
34:49We've got to get her out of here
34:51If we could only sneak up close enough
34:53To grab her, leave it to me
34:55Let's have fewer lights
34:57In the park
34:59And let's keep it open till 10 o'clock
35:03And let them go to the movies
35:05Without a chaperone
35:07So they can hold hands
35:09During the love scene
35:13And let's give them more dances on Saturday night
35:15So that they can get into each other's arms
35:17Once in a while
35:19Why, you aren't doing anything to help them
35:21And that's why there ain't been a marriage
35:23In this town for two years
35:25That's right, Mayor
35:31Mayor Walsh, as chairman of this meeting
35:33You will escort Miss Polly out of the hall
35:35At once
35:37Oh, Mayor, I'm sorry
35:39Mrs. Snodgrass
35:41As chairman of this meeting
35:43I'm doing no such thing
35:47What?
35:49I've been knuckling down to you for years
35:51I'm going to be the mayor
35:53It's time we heard somebody's views in this town besides yours
35:55How about it, neighbors?
35:57Yeah, let Miss Polly talk
35:59Don't be afraid of Miss Polly
36:01We're for you, Miss Polly, you've got the right idea
36:03Well
36:05Go ahead, Miss Polly
36:07Oh, thank you, Mr. Mayor and Miss Snodgrass
36:09A little innocent lovemaking
36:11Never hurt a youngster
36:13I only wish I'd had more of it
36:17Boy, is Miss Polly giving
36:19No civic leaguers are going over?
36:21Wow
36:23Only let our young folks have fun in the open
36:25Like they want to
36:27And not beat around the bush like we had to
36:29What do you mean, like we had to?
36:31Why, you remember those hayrides
36:33We used to sneak out on, Joe Fry?
36:35Well, you ought to
36:37You were the worst kissing bug in the crowd
36:39Well, you remember they used to call you
36:41Mushy Fry, the lady-killing guy?
36:43Yeah, sure they did
36:45Sure they did
36:47Mushy Fry, the lady-killing guy
36:49Oh
36:51Hiya, Mushy
36:55You went on those hayrides too, Henry, remember?
36:57You were sparking Millie Campbell
36:59But she turned you down
37:01So you married Angie there instead
37:03Just for spite
37:05Mr. Mayor, I'm protesting
37:07Our children are present
37:09And we're respectable citizens
37:11At least I am
37:13You may be very proper now, Jim Pennywinkle
37:15But you were the one
37:17Who asked me to get off the hay wagon
37:19Before we reached the fairgrounds
37:21And I said no
37:23I've often regretted that
37:25Oh, but you got off with him, Alvara
37:27And now you're Mrs. Pennywinkle
37:29Oh
37:31So I was second choice, eh?
37:33What's she digging up the past for?
37:35We're trying to settle the problems of today
37:37Well, young folks today
37:39Are the same as you was then, Orsina Wiggins
37:43Remember the time
37:45You stayed all night at my house?
37:47Sam Frisby over there
37:49Asked me to steal out for a walk in the moonlight
37:51But I wouldn't go
37:53But you went
37:55So you took our moonlighting, did you?
37:57I'll moonlight you
38:01You went sparking with that anemic old weasel
38:03While I'm starting
38:05Proceedings in the morning
38:07And naming him as correspondent
38:09You homewrecker
38:11Are you calling me a homewrecker?
38:13Why don't you tell your wife
38:15About that ice skating episode
38:17With Angie Turner
38:19Three nights before your wedding
38:21When you said you was going on a business trip
38:23You tell me
38:25And you won't have a hair
38:27Left in your head, Angie Turner
38:29You shut your mouth
38:31Or I'll tell what happened to the husking bee
38:33Between you and Sylvester Updike
38:35And I can prove it by tilling off
38:37An Aloysius Dunphy
38:39Disgraceful affair
38:41I can explain all about that husking bee
38:43Never would have happened, no how
38:45Only once he fly there, he spiked the cider
38:47Spiked the cider
38:49You and your temperance lectures
38:53And that's for the next thing
38:55I'm going to find out
38:57I'll see you after the meeting, Mr. Frisby
38:59You won't be able to see nobody
39:01When I get through with you
39:03Shut up, you old goat, you
39:05You ain't heard the last of this, Jim Pennywinkle
39:07Boy, I wouldn't have missed this
39:09It's more fun than a circus
39:11It's libel and a riot
39:13Order!
39:15Orsina, Angie, Henry, Jim
39:17Keep your seats and be quiet
39:19Well, Miss Polly
39:21I hope you're satisfied
39:23That you've said enough for one day
39:25Well, about all I was going to say
39:27In conclusion was
39:29That if our girls don't start
39:31Dressing up a little
39:33The same thing is going to happen to them
39:35And the same thing happened to us
39:37When Fifi, that cute little red-headed waitress
39:39Came to town
39:41And went to work at the station lunchroom
39:43It wasn't long before
39:45She had all the sparking in town
39:47And then, for some mysterious reason
39:49She left
39:51Just sudden-like
39:53Oh, you were the station master
39:55Then, Pop Parson
39:57Why did she leave like she did?
39:59Well, I never intended to tell this
40:01But if I have to
40:05Order!
40:13Oh!
40:21You said Fifi was a French poodle
40:23That's why you never came home to your meals
40:25Order!
40:27Order!
40:29Mr. Parsons
40:31Put away that book
40:33This is the most disgraceful meeting
40:35In the history of the mid-bill civic league
40:37Pandora Polly
40:39I don't know what truth or substance
40:41There is in what you've said about our other members
40:43But I've lived here, girl and woman
40:45For over fifty years
40:47And you must admit not one breath of scandal
40:49Has touched my name while I've been in this town
40:51No, Minerva
40:53While you lived in this town
40:55You behaved right good
40:57But what about that vacation
40:59We spent in 1911 at Kiyuki Lake?
41:01Why?
41:03Why, Pandora Polly?
41:05You don't mean you tell?
41:07Well, I was just thinking
41:09About that starlit night
41:11When you paddled across the lake
41:13To Lover's Island with that big blonde sailor
41:15He was a Marine
41:19So, the head of our civic league
41:21Has never had a past
41:23Well, not outside of the Marine Corps
41:27Well, whatever he was
41:29It was an awful night for me
41:31Waiting for you from eight o'clock
41:33Till nine o'clock, till ten o'clock
41:35Till eleven o'clock
41:37Till...
41:47Quick, get some water
41:49Give her a drink
41:51Yeah, get some water
41:53I spilled it
41:55Any of you neighbors out there got any water?
41:59Yeah
42:07Don't use it all
42:09I gotta have some of it analyzed
42:11Here
42:13Here
42:15Drink this
42:23Mother, are you all right?
42:25Why, of course I'm all right
42:33And as for you folks
42:35Now that you've succeeded in scandalizing this meeting
42:37And disgracing yourselves
42:39I've just got one thing to say
42:55Oh
42:57Why don't you sweet young things
42:59Get married
43:01Love is the most beautiful thing
43:03In the world
43:07Don't you think so, Miss Polly?
43:09Well, I always thought so, Minerva
43:25Oh, dear
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