The Lucy Show-S5E6: Lucy Flies To London
30min | Comedy | TV Series (1962–1968)
Lucy enters a dog food jingle contest and wins the grand prize: a trip to London, England. She packs her ticket in her luggage and misses her plane and finds herself seated next to Mr. Mooney on the next flight.
Creators: Bob Carroll Jr., Madelyn Davis, Bob Schiller
Stars: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Vivian Vance
30min | Comedy | TV Series (1962–1968)
Lucy enters a dog food jingle contest and wins the grand prize: a trip to London, England. She packs her ticket in her luggage and misses her plane and finds herself seated next to Mr. Mooney on the next flight.
Creators: Bob Carroll Jr., Madelyn Davis, Bob Schiller
Stars: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Vivian Vance
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00:00The Lucy Show Starring Lucille Ball
00:16Co-Starring Gale Gordon
00:46Mr. Mooney, I'm so sorry, but I was in such a hurry to tell you the good news.
01:11Boy, are you going to be surprised.
01:13About what?
01:14I won first place in a dog food contest.
01:20That doesn't surprise me. I've tasted your cooking.
01:25I didn't make the dog food. I just entered the contest.
01:28And I won a trip to London.
01:30Look, here's my ticket. My plane leaves Monday morning.
01:33Well, what makes you think you can take off from work just like that?
01:37Oh, well, I have some days coming to me.
01:39I've been saving up my sick leave.
01:41Your sick leave?
01:42Yes, yes, sir. And oh, you don't know what I've gone through to save up those few measly days.
01:47Oh, some days I have been so miserable.
01:50Oh, well, I never realized you were so dedicated.
01:54Oh, yes. You know, one day I came to work in such pain
01:57that I had to ask the bank guard to give me a bullet to bite on.
02:02Why, you poor thing.
02:06However, Mrs. Carmichael, it is impossible for you to leave at this time.
02:10Why?
02:11Because I have to go east next week on business,
02:14and I want someone to be here in this office.
02:16But, Mr. Mooney, last year we both took our vacations at the same time.
02:19Nobody even missed us.
02:20Exactly. And I never want that to happen again.
02:24Oh, Mr. Mooney, that's a thanks I get for all the hard work I've done.
02:28All the long hours of concentration I've put in.
02:32On what?
02:33On my dog food jingle.
02:36Dog food jingle?
02:38Yeah, the one that I won the prize with.
02:40I feed my doggy Arf-Arf.
02:42I buy it by the bunch.
02:44I know it's tasty dog food.
02:46I eat it myself for lunch.
02:53You wrote that?
02:55Yes, I did.
02:56Oh, you do need sick leave.
03:01You mean I can go?
03:02Oh, go, go, go.
03:04Oh, Mr. Mooney, thank you. Thank you.
03:07Oh, I'm going to London. I'm going to London.
03:09I'm going to London. I'm going to tell the girls.
03:11I'm going to London. I'm going to London.
03:31And they think there'll always be an England.
03:57Oh, Mary Jane, I'm so excited.
03:59There it is. There it is.
04:00British Imperial Airways.
04:02You know what it said on the ticket.
04:03From the moment you step up to the counter,
04:05you feel a bit of Britain.
04:07Oh.
04:08Isn't it exciting?
04:09Lucy, but you better hurry, honey.
04:10You have to check your ticket.
04:11Yeah, okay, honey.
04:15Oh, dear.
04:16Where's your ticket?
04:17I must have left it in my bag.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:22I left it in my bag.
04:23Oh, Lucy.
04:24My bag. My bag.
04:25I left it in my bag.
04:26What am I going to do?
04:28I'm this man.
04:29Sir, sir, excuse me.
04:31I'm on my way to London,
04:32and I had my ticket,
04:33and I left it in my bag.
04:34I put my bag down there,
04:35and it went that way,
04:36and I don't know how to get it back.
04:37Oh, really?
04:38Well, the only way you can get it back
04:39is by the mail bill.
04:40You know, the mail bill.
04:41She'll sign the old sign.
04:42She'll pay you by the way.
04:43That's the only thing you can do, really, you know.
04:48What?
04:49The only possible way you can get it back
04:51is by the mail bill.
04:52She'll sign the old sign.
04:53She'll pay you by the way.
04:54That's the only possible thing you can do, really.
04:57Did you understand what he said?
04:58No.
04:59Uh, excuse me, sir.
05:01Perhaps your friend could help me?
05:03Uh, see, big colt,
05:04all those Indians Americans, you know.
05:06Right, I'll get him in.
05:07As I understand it,
05:08you were in a bit of a tizwaz
05:10because you went and lost
05:11your bloomin' doodah, lady.
05:13Yes, yes, I lost my bloomin' doodah, lady,
05:16and I want to know how to get it back.
05:18But there's no need to get yourself an estate.
05:20Well, of course I'm an estate.
05:21My plane's ready to take off,
05:23and my tickets are in my bag,
05:25and my bag took off without me,
05:26and I don't know how to get it.
05:27Perhaps I can be of some help, ladies.
05:29Oh, I hope so.
05:30I sure would appreciate it.
05:31If you don't mind, sir.
05:32What this man was trying to tell you
05:34is that the baggage room's in the basement.
05:36In the basement. Oh, thank...
05:37Basement?
05:38I don't know if I have time to get to the basement.
05:39My plane is taking off for London.
05:41Flight 19.
05:42How soon does flight 19 leave?
05:44It just left.
05:46Just left?
05:48Oh, no.
05:50Oh, no.
05:52Oh, no.
05:54Oh, I knew this was too good to be true.
05:56Honey, I told you to get an earlier start.
05:59Don't get so upset.
06:00Look, there's a plane leaving for New York
06:02in a few minutes.
06:03I'm not going to New York.
06:05I'm going to London.
06:06I know.
06:07If you take the plane from here to New York,
06:08there they can get your connections on to London.
06:11Oh, can they do that?
06:12Why, sure.
06:13Oh, thank you.
06:14Now, remember to take your tickets
06:15to the main ticket counter.
06:16Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
06:17Oh, my tickets.
06:18I got to get my tickets.
06:19Yeah, I got to get my tickets.
06:20Chelsea, what are you doing?
06:22I got to get me boarding too, darling.
06:45Here you are.
06:46Seat 10C.
06:47Oh, thank you.
06:48Thank you very much.
06:49Would you like me to take that for you?
06:50Oh, yes.
06:51Yes, yes, thank you.
06:52Oh, miss.
06:53Yes?
06:54I keep forgetting about the difference in time.
06:56Do I set my watch ahead or back?
06:58It's three hours later in New York.
07:00Oh, well, I'm not just going to New York.
07:03I'm going all the way to London,
07:06London, England, and Europe.
07:09How very nice.
07:10The time difference is eight hours
07:12between here and London.
07:13London, England.
07:15In Europe.
07:33Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
07:36Sir, I wonder if you would do me a favor.
07:39Yeah, what is it?
07:40You see, my girlfriend is here to see me off,
07:42and I promised to wave to her,
07:43but I don't think she can see me.
07:45It's a Mary Jane.
07:46She's the one in the green suit right by the gate.
07:48Just give her a little wave.
07:50Oh, thank you very much.
07:53Oh, look, she's waving back to it,
07:55and she's throwing me a kiss.
07:58She's the very best girlfriend I've got.
08:00Would you mind throwing her a kiss?
08:08Oh, excuse me.
08:09Oh, I would love to get a shot of her
08:11just waving to me.
08:12Would you just draw back a little bit?
08:15Maybe you better take it.
08:17Maybe you better just press this little thing right here.
08:19Yes.
08:20Now, look, get her attention.
08:21Wave to her, wave to her.
08:29Thank you very much.
08:30I appreciate that.
08:31She really is my very best girlfriend.
08:36I'm terribly sorry.
08:37I'm sitting on the wrong side of the plane
08:39to wave goodbye to her.
08:41May I take your coat?
08:42Oh, yes.
08:43Yes, I guess so.
08:47Is there anything else I can do for you?
08:49Uh, no, I don't think so.
08:51Later, I may have some coffee, tea, or milk.
09:14Mr. Mooney!
09:16Mrs. Carmichael, what are you doing here?
09:18Well, I don't blame you for being surprised.
09:20I missed my plane.
09:22That doesn't surprise me.
09:24Well, I'm going to New York on this plane,
09:26and then I get my plane for London from there.
09:28Oh, I see, I see.
09:30My, it's a small world, isn't it?
09:33Yeah.
09:34And with you in it,
09:35no wonder they're racing for the moon.
09:38Mr. Mooney.
09:39You know, you ought to be glad
09:40that I'm sitting here with you
09:41instead of some stranger.
09:43After all, it's a long trip,
09:44and you'll have someone nice to talk to.
09:47Mrs. Carmichael, when I arrive in New York,
09:49I'm going directly to an important meeting.
09:52That's why I'm studying these documents.
09:55And I don't want to be disturbed.
09:59Oh.
10:00Yes, sir.
10:01Yes, sir.
10:02Yes, sir.
10:03Yes, sir.
10:04Yes, sir.
10:05Yes, sir.
10:06Yes, sir.
10:07Yes, sir.
10:29Isn't this a wonderful age we live in?
10:32Breakfast in Los Angeles,
10:34lunch in New York,
10:36dinner in London.
10:37Isn't it exciting?
10:38Frankly, my business takes me on
10:40so many transcontinental overseas trips
10:43that it isn't very exciting for me.
10:45I get pretty sick of flying.
10:47Oh, really?
10:48Well, actually,
10:50I get a little bored now and then, too.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Pass me your seat belt, please.
10:55Oh, I guess we're gonna take off, huh?
11:07Oh.
11:18You better fasten your seat belt.
11:20I'd be happy to
11:22if you'd give me the other half of my belt.
11:26Oh, you have...
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:28Oh, you have two buckles.
11:30Oh, for heaven's sake.
11:32You have part of mine.
11:36I don't know why they don't have the right
11:38in the first place.
11:39Ladies and gentlemen,
11:40may I have your attention, please?
11:42Since the takeoff portion of our flight
11:44will be over water,
11:45I'd like to demonstrate
11:47how to put on the life jackets,
11:49which you'll find under your seat.
11:59Sir, she wants you to pay attention.
12:02I've seen this a hundred times.
12:04Oh. Oh, yeah.
12:05It's a real drag, isn't it?
12:08The chances of your having to use the life jackets
12:10are very remote,
12:11but regulations require this demonstration.
12:14After the jacket is securely tied,
12:17it is inflated by pulling this cord.
12:22Jackets should be inflated only after leaving the plane.
12:25Thank you very much.
12:49Would you care for some gum?
12:50Oh, thank you.
12:51No, thank you.
12:53It's for your ears.
12:57For my ears?
12:58Oh, of course. I forgot.
13:11Does gum really help?
13:13Oh, yes.
13:14Chewing the gum does seem to help relieve the pressure
13:16during the takeoff.
15:01I get so used to wearing them,
15:03I forget I have them on.
15:20Oh, I'm glad you're through with your work, Mr. Mooney.
15:23I was feeling kind of lonesome.
15:25Well, Michael,
15:26I'm going to listen to some nice, quiet music
15:29and try to get some rest.
15:31Oh, is that what those are?
15:54Yeah!
16:02What are you doing?
16:04I was just trying to turn up the volume.
16:07Well, turn up your own volume.
16:09I don't have to. I can hear yours now.
16:13But, Mr. Cargill, all I want is a little rest.
16:16I look fresh at that meeting.
16:20Sorry, sir.
16:32I certainly hope they serve lunch soon.
16:35I didn't have any breakfast.
16:52Miss. Miss.
16:54You have to press the button on the arm at the same time.
16:57Oh, of course.
16:59Oh, of course. I forget.
17:01All planes are different.
17:05Oh, I found it. I have it now.
17:07Yes.
17:16What's the matter?
17:17Did you have a bad dream?
17:20No, I didn't have a bad dream!
17:25Miss, your button is on this arm.
17:28Oh.
17:30Oh, yes. Thank you.
17:58Ha-ha!
18:28Ha-ha!
18:58Would you care for some champagne?
19:00Champagne?
19:02Oh, thank you.
19:04Would you care for some?
19:14Well, hi.
19:15This is delicious. Happy landing.
19:27Happy landing.
19:30Boom voyage!
19:31Ah, the boniest!
19:38What was that?
19:40Just a little turbulence.
19:43A little turbulence?
19:46Well, I hope they don't have too much of that up here.
19:51Oh, my. Was that some more turbulence?
19:56Getting a little rough.
19:58It certainly is.
20:03More champagne?
20:05Why not?
20:07More champagne?
20:09Why not?
20:37Boy, it's getting hot in here.
20:46I certainly hope they serve lunch pretty soon.
20:50You know, it's nearly midnight in London, England, in Europe.
21:06What?
21:27You know something?
21:29What?
21:30You're awfully nice.
21:37I think I'm going to tell you a little secret.
21:41A secret?
21:44I've never flown before.
21:48You're kidding.
21:52You couldn't tell, could you?
21:54I would have sworn you were Peter Pan.
22:06Boy, I hope they serve lunch pretty soon.
22:13I certainly didn't mention this turbulence in my travel folder.
22:18I think we're heading into a little storm.
22:21Really?
22:36Oh, my God.
23:06What?
23:24What are you doing with your life jacket on?
23:27Life jacket? What's going on?
23:29Well, the plane was pitching.
23:31Pitching?
23:32The plane's ditching!
23:33Pitching!
23:34What are you doing?
23:36Where's my life jacket?
23:38Where's my life jacket?
23:40I'm telling you now, because I know it's...
23:43I know it's...
23:45All right, I'm...
23:49Settle down now, settle down.
23:51Settle down now, everybody.
23:54Now, what's going on here?
23:56Well, he said the plane was ditching.
23:59Now, look, sir.
24:01You've caused nothing but trouble since you came aboard.
24:05You fell out of your seat.
24:07You wrecked the luggage rack.
24:09And now you've got the whole plane in an uproar.
24:11Now, everybody, just be calm.
24:13Everything's going to be all right.
24:15Now, take your seats.
24:17Sit down, sir.
24:19Everything's going to be just fine.
24:34THE END
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