Comedy (2003) 90 minutes ~ Color
Making a movie in Hollywood looked easy, especially when you're a sexy aspiring film maker. Sarah Wilder arrives in Hollywood ready to start her career by making her first picture. Sarah's only contact is her Uncle Lou who was a screenwriter in the old days of the studio system. With his guidance and connections, she embarks on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood, where she encounters crazy studio executives, insane producers, and a gangster who agrees to finance her film ... for a price.
Music by The Black Eyed Peas (right before they became real famous!!!)
Director: William Tannen
Writer: David Pasquesi
Stars: Linda Black, Alan Blumenfeld, Carmine Caridi, Mike Myers, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller
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Making a movie in Hollywood looked easy, especially when you're a sexy aspiring film maker. Sarah Wilder arrives in Hollywood ready to start her career by making her first picture. Sarah's only contact is her Uncle Lou who was a screenwriter in the old days of the studio system. With his guidance and connections, she embarks on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood, where she encounters crazy studio executives, insane producers, and a gangster who agrees to finance her film ... for a price.
Music by The Black Eyed Peas (right before they became real famous!!!)
Director: William Tannen
Writer: David Pasquesi
Stars: Linda Black, Alan Blumenfeld, Carmine Caridi, Mike Myers, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller
We have over 15,000 titles available for licensing to VOD Platforms. Contact: sales @echelonstudios.us
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00:00These are the two dumbest guys I ever heard of.
00:03It appeared that Jimmy and Virus had actually pulled off a successful robbery without getting caught.
00:08Anything to do with McClintock's was a big story in town.
00:12So, tell us. Were you at the robbery or not?
00:15Yeah. Yeah, I was there, okay? Is that what you want to hear?
00:21I was there in the store when the three guys burst in wearing ski masks, pointing guns and shouting, okay?
00:26We were there, and I didn't see a lot. Did you see a lot?
00:30No, I didn't really see a lot. No.
00:33Well, I thought they were after the missus at first. I didn't know what was going on.
00:37My first thought, of course, was the peaches.
00:40And then I thought the missus, because you never know what two men like this, desperate, are going to do with a beautiful young woman like this.
00:46You didn't get a good, see him, you know, a good eyeball of him, if you will, you know, on account of the...
00:52Circumstances. Circumstances.
00:55Who am I kidding the eye, you know? Let's talk turkey, I'm a freak.
00:59Well, I remember them. I remember that day. It was really a bad day for me, because I was here by myself.
01:06Because somebody else wasn't here with me, so it was all different. So I remember that day was really distinctly...
01:13I'd stick the peaches up my ass if it would do something, sir.
01:18I'd have a whole crate up my rectal vault if it meant that I didn't have this freaking eye!
01:26Okay, I stole five peaches. Is that it? Is that what you want to hear?
01:30I stole five peaches, all right?
01:32What did you want me to do? They were rolling around the floor like a bunch of alleys.
01:35What was I supposed to do? Everybody was taking them.
01:39The Samoan took three.
01:42Yeah, there was a Samoan. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
01:46A really big Filipino.
01:50Excuse me.
01:51Mm-hmm.
01:52Jack! Yeah.
01:54Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:57Big Sky Jim in the fourth. Mm-hmm.
02:00Something fishy. Okay.
02:03No more action in the fourth!
02:07Excuse me.
02:08Anyway, the initial 48 hours after the robbery were crucial.
02:11How Jimmy and Byrus would act would either mean a successful getaway or prison.
02:17Do what?
02:18Yeah, being pulled Ichabod Crane motherfucker.
02:25Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that, because we should definitely discuss that.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Because I got really swept up in the moment, and I'm not proud of it,
02:37but the guy in that store, standing on that counter and just shouting and berating you,
02:44and the guy sitting on this counter, talking to you,
02:49are two different guys.
02:53Where's the fella who done all the hollering?
02:55Loved to have a little chinwag with him.
02:59Well, he asked me to tell you that he's sorry,
03:02and that he won't be coming around here anymore.
03:04I know that much.
03:06That you can...
03:08That you can...
03:11And he also asked me...
03:16To give you this.
03:19What about that?
03:20That's what he was...
03:28You should tell him thank you.
03:31I will.
03:33And I would also like to take you out to dinner or something like that.
03:37You know?
03:39I can't believe we're having this conversation.
03:41Look me in the eye and tell me.
03:44I've never, ever slept with Miranda.
03:48I don't believe you.
03:51I give up.
03:52You give up because you know I'm right.
03:54Do you honestly think that if I'd ever had sex with her, even before we met,
03:58I wouldn't have brought it up?
04:04That sucks.
04:05Let's talk about something else.
04:07No. No. Not now.
04:09Stop it.
04:10Just put it out of your mind.
04:12And think about Kennedy taking a bullet to the back of the head.
04:15It's science. Valid science.
04:17It's been proven.
04:18You're a dick.
04:19I'm a dick.
04:20You're a dick.
04:21Then you're my balls.
04:22Sunshine.
04:23We can ask Trudy.
04:28Sean Connery.
04:29Why Sean Connery?
04:30It's the only answer.
04:31How do you figure?
04:32Right here.
04:34Okay.
04:38You're out at some abandoned warehouse, right?
04:40And these guys have got a gun to your head because you've got to blow one of them.
04:44Bring me Sean Connery.
04:46Then, before you begin the actual blow,
04:48you look up at Sean like,
04:50Okay, Sean, I'm going to give you the signal.
04:53We drop these guys and get the hell out of here.
04:56It's foolproof.
04:58Yeah.
04:59What if Sean's not with you?
05:05At least you're blowing one of the grapes, huh?
05:07This is a fucked up conversation.