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How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, lookin' good, girl.
00:00:07Another crate. Just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:25Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:32Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:05Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:19What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33You get away from me, creep.
00:01:35You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins? Dad's son is Beth's friend?
00:02:14You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases?
00:02:42My boyfriend and I were...
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:55Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:22There's no rain up there.
00:03:25Right, sorry.
00:03:29I don't know why my dad sent you anyway.
00:03:33I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:56Okay then.
00:04:01Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something up.
00:04:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:09Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:20And nobody...
00:04:25Will you shut up?
00:04:26Yes.
00:04:35I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:50It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:20When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out. That was Ian.
00:05:38I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:40It's past your bedtime.
00:05:44Stop calling me kid.
00:06:00We might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:09This is a small kickback?
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here and neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:35This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:46You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:49I don't have another choice.
00:06:52I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:02Have your kickback or not.
00:07:05Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:15Who is that?
00:07:23I'm going to kill you. Count your days, slut.
00:07:26It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, the sick fuck.
00:07:34You guys were spying on me.
00:07:36Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:39That's the only reason I'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:44Your choice.
00:07:52You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:04You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:16God damn it.
00:08:18Promise to Mark.
00:08:28Whoa, who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:32Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Brian.
00:08:42Me or my rat-a-loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:47I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:49Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:52And rich dad means...
00:08:54Fancy alcohol!
00:09:01Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:05I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:08Yeah, couldn't miss it.
00:09:13It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:15Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:21Thanks, Heather.
00:09:22Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:25Enjoy the party.
00:09:30I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:41Forget Harper.
00:09:43Hang out with me.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:53I don't like talking.
00:09:54Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:02You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:10I don't like my women desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:22He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:39Oh, Harper, hey.
00:10:42Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:50Of course you can.
00:10:52You're like your school royalty.
00:10:55Thanks.
00:10:56You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're friends?
00:11:03Of course.
00:11:06I have to pee.
00:11:08Wait for me?
00:11:09Yeah, of course.
00:11:10I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:31Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:07What the hell?
00:12:13Attention, everybody.
00:12:15Hello.
00:12:17You all seem a little bored.
00:12:20So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:30Let's see.
00:12:34A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:42Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Oh, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:59He's going to give it back.
00:13:04Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:09That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:13:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:24Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:26No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:28Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:31Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's cool it down.
00:13:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:03Let's go.
00:14:24Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:44It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:58Better go.
00:15:01Okay, one last thing.
00:15:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:09You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:11You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:24Harper, literally just pearl.
00:15:26I don't give a fuck.
00:15:28Get out!
00:15:29The fuck out!
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:59She hurt you.
00:16:00Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:02Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:09You're crying.
00:16:12Why are you crying?
00:16:13You won't understand.
00:16:15Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:17They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:18I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:22Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.
00:16:26I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:58And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:05If I'm such a kid, what's that mustache against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:16That's my gun.
00:17:17You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:22You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:38Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:44You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:56Oh!
00:17:58God.
00:18:05What?
00:18:12What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It cannot be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:34You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:44Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:46You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:01What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:05Rule number three.
00:20:08Don't start any games.
00:20:11You're not ready to play.
00:20:28So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53We have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What's that?
00:21:22Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:24Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:28Is she back from class?
00:21:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:35She's fine, Mark.
00:21:36Good.
00:21:37You're my best friend.
00:21:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:48That's a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:18You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:44Uh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Weaves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for her.
00:23:04Hey!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:08Wait!
00:23:14You look so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:53It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:54You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:24:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:18We eat until the whole class sees this.
00:24:20No one's going to see these.
00:24:21Deleting them.
00:24:23That is art.
00:24:25Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:32See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:12I did it for your own good.
00:25:14You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:25:17You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:22You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:25Like a piece of meat.
00:25:27My classmate?
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:50I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those things you do?
00:25:54They're cute too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now you were right, I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:09Or I'll break you.
00:26:13In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:19Well guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit that you want me.
00:26:34What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:47But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:50Let's see if dad keeps you around then.
00:26:53So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my god, Maria, no, ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:21You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:26Think about it.
00:27:30We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:37You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:42Yeah, right.
00:27:43Jealous of me?
00:27:44I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:21Because I get what I want.
00:28:34Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:36Popcorn? Check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry? Check.
00:28:45Check.
00:28:53What do you want?
00:28:55You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:59Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:15I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26No, I just...
00:29:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:32But it's...
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:30:13How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:36Maybe...
00:30:40You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04Now, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:10Just...
00:32:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:17It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53I'm busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Remember, for me, you're not.
00:32:59Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman? No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Who's my number?
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:56She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:34:01Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Today?
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:30I'm coming for you.
00:35:01You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So... so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh, yeah? Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:26With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:51Let's go.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:37:05but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:32I don't know what your game is,
00:37:34but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:44I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:48Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:51You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:53That's not what I meant.
00:37:57No underwear?
00:38:05That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:09What can I do?
00:38:13Punish you.
00:38:18I'm sorry.
00:38:21I'm sorry.
00:38:23I'm sorry, Angel.
00:38:28No.
00:38:34You don't know me.
00:38:38You don't know me?
00:38:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51Let's see you do your worst.
00:38:54Let's see you do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:16You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:21But... but what about...
00:39:23There's no buts.
00:39:26I can't let this happen again.
00:39:37Ugh! Hot block!
00:39:46You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:53You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:57That was part of the plan!
00:39:59I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:02Was it... big?
00:40:05So big.
00:40:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:12It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:18Like BDSM?
00:40:20The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:37Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:39Then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:58Stop messing with that.
00:41:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:08He's not my man.
00:41:13I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew. Leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps? Huh?
00:41:28What do you want, Brian?
00:41:32Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:05I want to get back together.
00:42:07You cheated on me.
00:42:09I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:12But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:15Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:17This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:25What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:30You slut!
00:42:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:34Get off me!
00:42:36Let me see, then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:38Show me. Show me!
00:42:40Go with me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:47A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:53That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:56Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:59Me?
00:43:01Me.
00:43:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:09It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:17You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:19But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:21I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:23that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me! Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:34Good girl.
00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:41That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:47and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:59She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:11Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:14He's not worth it.
00:44:16Let's go.
00:44:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:22I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:45Fuck.
00:44:48Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:51Should we call 911?
00:44:53Seriously, Harper?
00:44:55He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:57I handled myself just fine.
00:44:59And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:04Fuck.
00:45:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:28Let's see who you are.
00:45:42Do we have to do this?
00:45:44What does swimming have to do with this?
00:45:46I don't know.
00:45:49Do we have to do this?
00:45:51What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:54Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:58Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So, yes.
00:46:02We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:08I'm going to throw up.
00:46:11Breathe.
00:46:14You can do this.
00:46:37Breathe.
00:46:52I'm right here.
00:46:54Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:07Breathe.
00:47:18It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:20I got you. It's okay.
00:47:28You're fine.
00:47:30You're fine, Harper.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:41How are you feeling?
00:47:49Fine.
00:47:51Just insanely distracted.
00:47:54Ready for the next step?
00:48:01I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:04Hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:12What?
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Oh, my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:21You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:56Harper! Harper!
00:49:00Harper!
00:49:03What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:07You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:20I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:32Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:42I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:52Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:56I want you.
00:49:59I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You really like me.
00:50:22What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crocks.
00:50:30Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:32I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa.
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on. Let's go inside.
00:50:45No. I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:51I'm going to shower.
00:51:02Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:13So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:24Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:27I'm Elena Kaufman. The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:36And I wanted to warn you. He might be sexy.
00:51:40But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:43Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:52Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:56You've been tracking him?
00:51:58What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:00The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:09It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:12Just all around... not intense enough for him.
00:52:18Not intense enough?
00:52:21Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:26Oh, please.
00:52:29I'm sorry.
00:52:33Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:37Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:40I mean, look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:48Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:56He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:01Choke you out.
00:53:03None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:53:07Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:14He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:17He actually lives here with me.
00:53:20You little skank.
00:53:29Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:35Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:50Harper! Harper!
00:53:54Smile for TMZ, loser!
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:02That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:27Harper!
00:54:46Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:57Harper!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're safe. You're safe.
00:55:04I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:08You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now. It's okay.
00:55:14Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:32I need to come back to my baby.
00:55:34You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke with me, Carter.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get on baby.
00:55:53I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:59How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:29that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No. I'm telling you.
00:56:40Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:45Get out of here.
00:56:47Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:51What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no! Wait!
00:57:22I'm sorry for the situation I put you and Harper.
00:57:26She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:31Don't worry about it.
00:57:34I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:42I never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:57:47I never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:57:52A lot of brain to her.
00:58:01Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:12that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:23that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you in bed.
00:58:36That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:41you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:07I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:37No.
00:59:55What the hell am I doing?
00:59:57Why did you stop again?
00:59:59You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:02Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:04But my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:08This isn't about Mark.
01:00:10It's about you and me.
01:00:12So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:22So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...
01:00:25I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:28It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:31And I don't let people close to me.
01:00:33Yeah.
01:00:35It's because you're a coward.
01:00:38You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:39Just admit it.
01:00:41You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:43Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44It's not true.
01:00:45Don't!
01:00:46You're a psycho.
01:00:55I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:02Morning.
01:01:04Bagel?
01:01:05I'm not hungry.
01:01:10You need to eat.
01:01:19No.
01:01:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:48Come on.
01:02:00Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:04Featuring the work of students.
01:02:07Harper Reeves.
01:02:11I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:15Harper Reeves.
01:02:21Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:23Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:27Nope.
01:02:29And he's never going to.
01:02:31Huh?
01:02:32I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:35Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:38Oh, hey!
01:02:40Hey!
01:02:41Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:43Okay?
01:02:44You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:47And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:51Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:56Okay.
01:03:09Wow.
01:03:10How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:14Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:22Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:37Whoops.
01:03:43I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:48One last touch.
01:03:57Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:07Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:11What?
01:04:13No, no, no, no.
01:04:15My final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:19Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper!
01:04:28Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:37Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:40Don't say that.
01:04:42It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:51Did you do this?
01:04:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:59We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:01You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:03Guess what?
01:05:04You have no proof.
01:05:06Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:09That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:13Harper!
01:05:14There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:16Professor, I can explain.
01:05:20Harper.
01:05:23Is this your work?
01:05:25It's so ugly.
01:05:27Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:28We have to fail Harper.
01:05:30It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:33Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:37In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:41Wait, what?
01:05:42Who would buy this crap?
01:05:44I would.
01:05:57Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:00I would.
01:06:03It's you.
01:06:04You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:08Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:10Don't you know who this is?
01:06:12Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:16There's no way.
01:06:17That's okay, Professor.
01:06:18Not everyone has taste.
01:06:23How much for this painting?
01:06:24Oh, no, you...
01:06:25Our starting price is 18.
01:06:31Done.
01:06:34Wait, $1,800?
01:06:36Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:39We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:43You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:46whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:54Here's two mil.
01:06:56Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get,
01:07:00for Harper's sake.
01:07:01Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:04Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:15Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:22My father still runs this university.
01:07:25Money runs this university.
01:07:28And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:36You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:38Professor, you can't.
01:07:40Please.
01:07:41Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:44No, wait, Professor.
01:07:45Not so fast.
01:07:46What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:51Boo!
01:07:52No, boo!
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:09is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:14No stresses, though.
01:08:16Wait, what?
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:18I...
01:08:29My dress!
01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:34You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:36What was it that you two said?
01:08:38Oh, right.
01:08:40Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:45The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:48You're being suspended.
01:08:49Let's go.
01:08:50Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:52They're the ones who did this.
01:08:53Arrest them!
01:08:54Let's go!
01:08:56Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:58I'll see you later.
01:09:03Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.
01:09:05Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:07That's $18,000.
01:09:10Seriously?
01:09:12I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:19What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:25I, um...
01:09:28I mean, I...
01:09:31I was an idiot.
01:09:32And I'm sorry, but I think this might help
01:09:36show you how much I want you.
01:09:52A blindfold?
01:09:54I want you, Harper.
01:09:55I want to do things to you.
01:10:01Bad things.
01:10:04But only if you want me to.
01:10:08I do.
01:10:21Why'd we stop?
01:10:23I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:26You're just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:28Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:35Then I'll wait for you.
01:10:38Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:47Harper!
01:10:49Hello, Earth to Harper.
01:10:51You need to look at this.
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:53I'm having...
01:10:55very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:59No, no, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look.
01:11:04You got the fucking money!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:09Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:11You need to move out now.
01:11:12You can't keep living with him.
01:11:14I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:23Taxi?
01:11:24For Harper?
01:11:28Who are you?
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:30Let go of me!
01:11:31Stop it!
01:11:41Please.
01:11:42Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:49Harper.
01:11:51Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:56Ryan?
01:11:57Why are you doing this?
01:11:58We broke up.
01:12:00No, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:03You psycho!
01:12:04He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:08He humiliated me!
01:12:10But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:16Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:20Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:25Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:28No, no.
01:12:29You can just watch.
01:12:32No, no, no, no.
01:12:34No, no!
01:12:51A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I hope you don't mind.
01:13:19I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:22Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:24you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:32Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:33You're gonna explain.
01:13:35But first...
01:13:39You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:41Is that text a prank?
01:13:44Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:18I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:26That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:30What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:32What?
01:14:33Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:36What's the matter?
01:14:38I'm just trying to help.
01:14:40What do you mean?
01:14:41The guy who killed Leathergram was my boyfriend.
01:14:44And now he's dead.
01:14:46I'll kill you.
01:14:48No, you can't do that.
01:14:49I'm going to kill you.
01:14:50No, you can't, please!
01:14:51I'm going to kill you.
01:14:52No, you can't kill me!
01:14:53No, you can't.
01:14:54I'm going to kill you.
01:14:55No, you can't!
01:14:56No, you can't!
01:14:57Bodyguards
01:15:04Let me go I already told you what you should have listened to me dead
01:15:12I'm gonna kill you
01:15:27I
01:15:38Put you in danger you should run far away from me in my package when it comes to you are willing to take my chances
01:15:46I
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going
01:16:02It's okay
01:16:04I'll handle it. I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I before I kill him. No dad look I
01:16:14I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship, but deep down. I know that
01:16:23You just want me to be safe
01:16:28This makes me feel safe, please don't be mad
01:16:33You're wrong about that
01:16:37It's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:44If that means being with Chris and he better not screw this up
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it I
01:16:53believe you
01:16:55You keep her safe
01:17:00With my goddamn life
01:17:14I just be
01:17:18You remember my instructions
01:17:33Yes, daddy
01:17:44I want you to beg for it
01:18:04Stop teasing I want
01:18:14Daddy say it or I'll punish you
01:18:30Don't stop daddy
01:18:43Don't know where
01:18:49Are you sure about that
01:19:06Two choices mr. Collins
01:19:10You can either uncuff me
01:19:14Fuck me
01:19:30No, I'm dangerous rich am I
01:19:38Do your worst daddy
01:19:43Oh
01:20:01As I started not stopping
01:20:06But you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:14You're different
01:20:31Ready for round five stop it. I'm sore now. Let me out so I can go pee
01:20:39What if I don't
01:20:43I
01:20:54Told you I was busy. This is my home Harper
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out. Okay, I will I can you get out?
01:21:14I
01:21:18Think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris, can I please just open my eyes? No, please keep them covered. I
01:21:26Want to give a speech and I can't look at you while you're getting a speech. I get nervous when I
01:21:31Open up you literally carry around a gun, but whatever
01:21:37Just get on with it
01:21:39What I do for a living
01:21:41The not-so-legal part
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:50and for me to be
01:21:53Vulnerable
01:21:55Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe. I was doomed
01:22:02You're like a magnet Harper and I want to be around you forever
01:22:11So
01:22:17You're moving into the Empire State Building
01:22:22I'm moving you in there
01:22:25As a graduation present and
01:22:29Also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:37Only if you want to
01:22:39Either way the apartment's yours. Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong it's a tacky I
01:22:49Liked it. I thought deal
01:22:55But I'm one condition boyfriend, which is you have to move in there with me
01:23:09You