Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:23Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:05I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:17Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:20at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:27Am I dreaming?
00:01:29No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:35What the hell's going on?
00:01:39Noah?
00:01:41Noah?
00:01:43Noah?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:55and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:57she just fell.
00:01:59Destiny, is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up
00:02:05being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:20Mia?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here. I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:32Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:38on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:40Noah.
00:02:43Hey.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:51You didn't have to do that.
00:02:53I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:13No, we can't.
00:03:15This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:17Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:03:19just faking it for attention?
00:03:21Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:23Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:25then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:27Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:29Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:31I'm it.
00:03:33I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:35but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:37You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules? Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:55Thank God.
00:03:57Alright, um.
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules.
00:04:08I'm not going anywhere.
00:04:10I'm fine.
00:04:12Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:14You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:16of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:18What, are you a stripper?
00:04:20I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:22You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:24you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:26and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:28And now you come to my summer house
00:04:30with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:32and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36You trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:38You trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:40You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:42I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:44and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:54Why would I want you back
00:04:56after everything you've done to me?
00:04:58Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:05:00and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:02And you know what?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:14Should we check?
00:05:18You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:25Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this a million times.
00:05:29I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:33You cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:39Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:41and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:43And you let her.
00:05:45Did someone say my name?
00:05:51You two are hooking up?
00:05:53We're not hooking up.
00:05:55Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:58Be so fucking for real.
00:06:00Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:02It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:04Right when you told everyone
00:06:06to stop talking to me.
00:06:08How convenient.
00:06:10Let the girls talk.
00:06:18I'm sorry.
00:06:20I'm sorry.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:24I'm sorry.
00:06:26I'm sorry.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online
00:06:30I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:32with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:44if you didn't feel it.
00:06:46Everything you've ever had
00:06:48or wanted
00:06:50is mine.
00:06:52And I'm not giving
00:06:54any of it back.
00:06:56Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah! Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:12You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:21Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her
00:07:37would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment
00:07:41if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:47So
00:07:49what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:01So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different
00:08:07but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:09Have fun
00:08:11fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules
00:08:21Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made
00:08:33if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My god.
00:08:39I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:47What are you doing home?
00:08:49I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:51No, no.
00:08:53That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:55Jules, when your father died
00:08:57he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:08:59I know.
00:09:01But I was working for Mia
00:09:03and she fired me.
00:09:05Mia?
00:09:07Her father owns the hospital
00:09:09that put us into this mess.
00:09:11I don't care.
00:09:13I don't care.
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that
00:09:19if you worked at their summer house
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:35my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia,
00:09:50slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:54What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:00Mia,
00:10:02do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:06That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:10than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this,
00:10:18are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us
00:10:38I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42I'll work harder
00:10:44than I ever have.
00:10:46Okay, enough.
00:10:48And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:10:50Mia?
00:10:52Well,
00:10:54she better be gone
00:10:56by the time I'm...
00:11:00She really has you by the balls.
00:11:02Don't insult me.
00:11:04Or what?
00:11:06Because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:08Right.
00:11:10Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:12You're right.
00:11:14Read my lips.
00:11:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know.
00:11:18You can't just leave.
00:11:26Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:30Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:11:34Noah, you come over here.
00:11:37Come.
00:11:41Mia, why is Emmett's...
00:11:43Just a hand job.
00:11:45You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:11:49Follow my lead,
00:11:51and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:11:57Come with me.
00:12:03Coming!
00:12:05You want your job back?
00:12:07Fuck me.
00:12:09You want your job back?
00:12:11You've got to earn it.
00:12:13Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:12:19Crazy.
00:12:21Crazy like a fox.
00:12:23Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:12:27You better give me my job back after this.
00:12:29I am the only person you can trust
00:12:31in this house full of snakes.
00:12:33Noah,
00:12:35come out right now.
00:12:39Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:12:41Oh, yeah.
00:12:43Oh, come on, baby.
00:12:45Show me what you got.
00:12:49Jules, hand me a...
00:12:52Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:56Thanks for warming him up for me
00:12:58in the past few months.
00:13:00You fucking bitch.
00:13:02You can't stay here.
00:13:04You don't work for me anymore.
00:13:06What?
00:13:08It isn't over.
00:13:10If you think that you can just climb your way
00:13:12back up the social ladder that easy,
00:13:14you're fucking wrong.
00:13:16You can't stay here.
00:13:18You don't work for me anymore.
00:13:20If you think that you can just climb your way
00:13:22back up the social ladder that easy,
00:13:24you're wrong.
00:13:26I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:13:32Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:13:34You know what, I should thank you.
00:13:36Because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:13:38I can just be with Jules.
00:13:40Wait, I guess she really blew it
00:13:42when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:13:44You know what, we're the last two candidates
00:13:46for the Lehman internship, right?
00:13:48If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer,
00:13:50you back off the internship.
00:13:52Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:13:54yeah, she's really gonna stay with you
00:13:56with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn
00:13:58in this house.
00:14:00You're on.
00:14:06Emmett, get out.
00:14:12Did I get my job back?
00:14:14Actually, you've been promoted.
00:14:18To be my new girlfriend.
00:14:20You're nuts.
00:14:22I'm not a hooker.
00:14:24Those aren't cheap.
00:14:26Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:14:28Well, I changed my mind.
00:14:30Now, I need $100,000.
00:14:32It'll be yours.
00:14:38I will give this to you
00:14:40on the last day at the summer house.
00:14:42But until then,
00:14:44this money is enough to save
00:14:47my mom, my house, and my...
00:15:03I knew you were gonna do it.
00:15:05Send me to Jules.
00:15:07You can't resist me.
00:15:11Alright.
00:15:13Let's set some ground rules.
00:15:17Huh?
00:15:23Rule number one.
00:15:25No boners.
00:15:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:15:29You got any...
00:15:31Just one.
00:15:33No feelings.
00:15:35I don't want things to get...
00:15:39Do you have any rules for me?
00:15:43Yeah, I do.
00:15:45No one touches you but me.
00:15:51You don't own me.
00:15:53Jules, I'm being serious.
00:15:55While we do this, I don't want you
00:15:57hooking up with anybody else.
00:15:59So you really want to be
00:16:01the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:16:03Don't get an ego about it.
00:16:05Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:16:07Not having dinner with her,
00:16:09there's a reason I left your sorry ass
00:16:11in the dirt.
00:16:13At least I didn't show your dick to the...
00:16:17Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:16:21I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:27Game on.
00:16:29Jason!
00:16:31Can we get some fucking service?
00:16:33Dinner
00:16:35is served.
00:16:43Emmett?
00:16:48Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:16:50but can't take a body shot?
00:16:52Are you thirsty?
00:16:56Fair enough.
00:17:13Shit.
00:17:20Oops.
00:17:22Spilled a little.
00:17:24Spilled a little.
00:17:26Jules,
00:17:28I'm still thirsty.
00:17:36Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:17:43If you're so thirsty,
00:17:45Noah, you can
00:17:47take a sip off of me.
00:17:49Choke on it.
00:17:51Don't touch me.
00:17:53Do you know that?
00:17:55Yeah, I know.
00:17:57Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:17:59You're shivering.
00:18:01Come here.
00:18:13Come here.
00:18:27What are you doing here?
00:18:29Are you all sore from getting your back
00:18:31blown out last night?
00:18:33I just came by to tell you how happy I am.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:37She's also a huge bitch.
00:18:39People contain multitudes.
00:18:41Don't be scared of Mia.
00:18:43She's been jealous of Jill.
00:18:53Ew, actually.
00:19:11What are you doing here?
00:19:13Taking a shower.
00:19:17Remember,
00:19:19no going in.
00:19:21You wish.
00:19:23Show's over, pretty boy.
00:19:29What's with this guy?
00:19:31One minute, he's ice cold.
00:19:35Rip your hair out.
00:19:38Let's give her something
00:19:40to stare at.
00:19:48I'm not going.
00:19:50Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:19:52You should definitely let her know
00:19:54that that's not true.
00:19:56To put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:20:02Everyone,
00:20:04I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:20:06Everyone must decide,
00:20:08or I do.
00:20:10Mia, would you be a driver?
00:20:12A chauffeur, old people.
00:20:14Ew, that's so boring.
00:20:16I'm kidding.
00:20:18Gosh.
00:20:20What games?
00:20:22And I have the red receipts.
00:20:24Please set about all of you behind your back.
00:20:26But anything above, save it.
00:20:28Herb's right here.
00:20:30I saved the best for last.
00:20:32Don't you want to know what Jill said about you?
00:20:36I bet you're a diac.
00:20:38I think
00:20:40everyone
00:20:42should find out what Jill's really said about them.
00:20:44Oh, Emmett,
00:20:46this one's about you.
00:20:48Emmett is so dumb
00:20:50because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:20:52They can?
00:20:54I never said
00:20:56the text that she sent.
00:20:58Oh, and this one's
00:21:00about you, Noah.
00:21:02She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds
00:21:04hooked up. Noah is arrogant
00:21:06and cocky
00:21:08and needs to be the best at everything.
00:21:10Forget about me?
00:21:12I can explain.
00:21:14Save your breath.
00:21:20Oh, bitch!
00:21:28You are so hot.
00:21:30Say that again with your shirt off.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:48Yo!
00:21:50Emmett,
00:21:52you and Jules are officially over.
00:21:54No, no, no way, dude.
00:21:56Like, I'm just gonna distract
00:21:58myself, screw around a little bit,
00:22:00she'll come crawling back.
00:22:03Speak of the devil.
00:22:10You hooked up?
00:22:12Fuck!
00:22:14Yeah, you're fucked.
00:22:16Emmett, stop!
00:22:18Did you post this?
00:22:22Jules, did you post this?
00:22:24I don't know.
00:22:26Jules, why would you take a video
00:22:28of us having sex and post it?
00:22:30Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick
00:22:32Everybody's fu-
00:22:34Great, you just blew it with-
00:22:36Jules, none of us want to be associated
00:22:38with you anymore. You're a skank.
00:22:40So-
00:22:48Help!
00:22:50Help!
00:22:58You...
00:23:00saved me?
00:23:06That feels better,
00:23:08doesn't it?
00:23:10And, now since I saved
00:23:12you, maybe you can
00:23:14make me feel better.
00:23:16Emmett,
00:23:18don't even think about it.
00:23:20Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:23:22Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:23:24We have to talk.
00:23:27Emmett,
00:23:29thank you for saving me, but
00:23:31I got it from here.
00:23:41Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:23:43I can explain everything.
00:23:45Good, explain. Now.
00:23:53Yeah, how do you know that?
00:23:55Takes one to know one.
00:23:57Remember, don't tell anybody about this,
00:23:59okay? You're right.
00:24:01We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:24:06Trust me,
00:24:08we won't stay secret for long.
00:24:10I couldn't keep you to-
00:24:20OMG, OMG, I finally
00:24:22hooked up with Noah.
00:24:24What on earth? How could you hook up with your
00:24:26ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:24:28You don't know him like I do.
00:24:30If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:24:32But you hated that guy.
00:24:34Noah is arrogant,
00:24:36cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:24:38He and Emmett are the perfect match
00:24:40as roommates.
00:24:42More than I ever liked anyone.
00:24:44Except Mia said to me.
00:24:46Except for the one about you.
00:24:48I called you arrogant
00:24:50and cocky. That's true.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:25:02Is that true?
00:25:06It's true.
00:25:08I like- I'm supposed to trust you.
00:25:10I mean really.
00:25:12The text from your phone.
00:25:14So that way I could know that there were like two jewels.
00:25:16I really did.
00:25:20To what, Bone?
00:25:24They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:25:26It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:25:28I don't think they remember.
00:25:32The rules of the game are simple.
00:25:34You take ahead of the paper.
00:25:44It's me like that.
00:25:46My turn.
00:25:54Hm.
00:25:56No smoke.
00:25:58Looks like we have to kiss.
00:26:04Reload.
00:26:18If you want to really piss me off,
00:26:20kiss me like-
00:26:22Get off of me.
00:26:24Dude, I took her virginity.
00:26:26What's a little peck?
00:26:28You tell everyone that.
00:26:30Remember that six peck you bought me for doing-
00:26:32Hey, Jules!
00:26:34Jules!
00:26:36I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:26:38But that was well before I had-
00:26:40You have feelings for me?
00:26:42Well before I had feelings for you.
00:26:44You have feelings for me?
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:48I have all the feelings.
00:26:51Blind rage.
00:26:53Yeah, but you know what sometimes, Jules?
00:26:55Sometimes you make me really happy.
00:26:57Look, I know
00:26:59that you're hurt.
00:27:01I broke your trust.
00:27:03And when that video was leaked,
00:27:05I would do anything to try again.
00:27:07Do you want to get back together?
00:27:11You said no feelings.
00:27:13So tell me you want to be with me.
00:27:15Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:27:17Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:27:19Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:27:27Revive the ring of fire?
00:27:29Ew, why is he-
00:27:31I didn't know she was poor.
00:27:33After her dad died of cancer.
00:27:35And the only reason why I know that is because
00:27:37my dad owns the hospital that her mother
00:27:39still owes money to.
00:27:41Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget
00:27:43she's poor. Spending money-
00:27:45Great idea, you should go do that right now.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:54If I don't get the money,
00:27:56I'll lose everything.
00:27:58What do you mean?
00:28:00I mean Mia and I
00:28:02want to take you shopping.
00:28:04I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:28:06but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:28:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:28:10Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:28:17The girls go shopping.
00:28:19Saturdays are for the boys.
00:28:21And the Lehman internship.
00:28:23Dude, the Lehman-
00:28:25It was tailored for Sigmas. Like me.
00:28:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:28:37Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:28:41Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:28:43I'm gonna go try it on.
00:28:47Ordered the wrong size!
00:28:49Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:28:51that you gave me.
00:28:53No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:28:55Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:28:57What are you doing?
00:28:59I'm shopping.
00:29:01Do you not remember me?
00:29:03I used to be in here all the time.
00:29:05Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:29:07She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:29:09Well, what Mia says goes.
00:29:11So your money's no good here.
00:29:14You know what?
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:18That's it.
00:29:20You're out.
00:29:22Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:29:24I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:29:26Trash?
00:29:30Stand in this boutique.
00:29:32See this car?
00:29:34Has no spending limit.
00:29:36And I would like to try
00:29:38this dress on first.
00:29:40No way, this is mine!
00:29:42Are you gonna purchase it?
00:29:44No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:29:46Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:29:56What do you think?
00:30:02Of course.
00:30:06Only one problem with this dress.
00:30:08Is it?
00:30:12You know what?
00:30:14You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:30:20Put the dress on my card.
00:30:24Excuse me.
00:30:26I am missing a very...
00:30:28I bet she stole it.
00:30:30I would never.
00:30:32Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:30:34Fine.
00:30:36Whatever, Mia.
00:30:42See? Told ya.
00:30:50I don't know how that got there.
00:30:52Well, she stole it.
00:30:54And I believe
00:30:56that $500 is a felony.
00:31:00Call the police.
00:31:02Don't call the police.
00:31:04This is all my fault.
00:31:06No, it's not.
00:31:08Yes, it is.
00:31:10I wanted to surprise you,
00:31:12so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:31:14But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:31:16You can't do this.
00:31:18It's a waste of money.
00:31:20Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:31:22Dress.
00:31:24Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:31:26Please and thank you.
00:31:34Hey!
00:31:36No, I can't.
00:31:39I'll be safe, okay?
00:31:41There he is.
00:31:43Jules is looking pretty
00:31:45hot tonight.
00:31:47Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:31:49He slept begging for me.
00:31:55Okay, dude.
00:31:57Jules was mine first.
00:31:59I dumped her, okay?
00:32:01It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:32:03Jules broke up with you
00:32:05so she could be with me.
00:32:07Okay, all right.
00:32:09Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:32:11Yeah?
00:32:13I get Jules' panties off.
00:32:15By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:32:17and never come back to the summer house.
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:21And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:32:23I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:32:25I don't even want you looking at her.
00:32:27Deal.
00:32:31You better not make me
00:32:33go into that club alone.
00:32:35Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:32:43Eat shit.
00:32:45Hey.
00:32:47Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:32:51Leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:32:53Here you go.
00:32:55Uh, I don't know.
00:32:57Jules.
00:32:59You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:33:01Because I think it sucks.
00:33:03Jules.
00:33:05Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:33:07For real.
00:33:09No contracts and no money.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:13Have fun.
00:33:15Here.
00:33:17He turned us into a lap-dancing competition.
00:33:19What?
00:33:22He turned us into a lap-dancing competition.
00:33:28You're on.
00:33:36Follow me.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:44Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:33:48Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:33:50Tonight is John
00:33:52the
00:33:54Whore.
00:34:20Hey.
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:26It's my turn.
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:30I'm so hot.
00:34:32I'm so hot.
00:34:34I'm so hot.
00:34:36I'm so hot.
00:34:38I'm so hot.
00:34:40I'm so hot.
00:34:42I'm so hot.
00:34:44I'm so hot.
00:34:46I'm so hot.
00:34:48You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:05No, Jason!
00:35:17Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:35:32Now!
00:35:33Yeah?
00:35:35I got you.
00:35:38The winner of the Lap Dance Contest is...
00:35:43And the winner of the Lap Dance Contest is...
00:35:50As the winner, you get to...
00:35:52I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:35:56Here we go!
00:35:57Jules, wait!
00:36:02You look upset.
00:36:05What are you, my therapist?
00:36:07Fuck off.
00:36:08No.
00:36:10Jules.
00:36:12I have something that can make you feel better.
00:36:15Come on, Jules.
00:36:17Don't you want to have some fun?
00:36:19Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:36:22Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:36:27Better play along.
00:36:32Cheers.
00:36:38Cheers.
00:36:40Alright.
00:36:42Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:36:44I'm going to go change.
00:36:49Destin.
00:36:51Have you seen Jules?
00:36:52I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:36:55That little shit.
00:36:57Move.
00:37:00What do you think you're doing?
00:37:02Stop denying yourself.
00:37:03You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:37:05Oh.
00:37:07I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:37:09Look.
00:37:10Oh yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:37:14Jules, are you in there?
00:37:15Noah!
00:37:16Help me!
00:37:20Noah!
00:37:21Help me!
00:37:24Emmett!
00:37:25Get off of her!
00:37:27You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:37:29What's the big deal now, huh?
00:37:33Emmett!
00:37:34She doesn't want you!
00:37:35What are you doing?
00:37:37She wants me so bad, dude.
00:37:39Even if she won't say so.
00:37:43Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:37:45I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:37:49This asshole isn't worth it.
00:38:03Hey!
00:38:05Keep your...
00:38:09Mia, stop.
00:38:13Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:38:15He's still hooking up with me.
00:38:17And, you know what?
00:38:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:38:22Sit down.
00:38:23Emmett.
00:38:24If you ever come near the summer house again,
00:38:26I will kill you.
00:38:28Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:38:29I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:39:00I don't know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:39:02Really.
00:39:06You know, this is fun.
00:39:08And I've been saving it just for you.
00:39:15Rocky Road.
00:39:16How are you capable of being an asshole
00:39:18even when you're trying to be nice?
00:39:21I'm not an asshole.
00:39:23No.
00:39:24You are.
00:39:25You are.
00:39:26I'm not an asshole.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29You're the king of assholes.
00:39:32You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:39:35makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:39:38Whatever.
00:39:43I gotta show you something.
00:39:51Mia didn't make you jealous.
00:39:57It worked.
00:40:08I've wanted you all summer.
00:40:11Stop breathing.
00:40:14I need you.
00:40:15Now.
00:40:21What if somebody sees?
00:40:23Everybody's at the club.
00:40:24Everybody's at the club.
00:40:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:40:55Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:40:57It's Mia.
00:40:58Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:41:01And we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06Bye.
00:41:14Hey, sleepyhead.
00:41:16What are you doing up so early?
00:41:19I thought I wore you out last night.
00:41:21I'm ready for another round.
00:41:24Can you knock?
00:41:25Can you put your boner away?
00:41:28Get up!
00:41:29Get up!
00:41:30Get up, get up, get up!
00:41:31Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:41:32It's worse than a fire!
00:41:37Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:41:46You're fucking with me.
00:41:47What's the big deal?
00:41:48Uh, there's the drugs.
00:41:49And the mess.
00:41:50And you.
00:41:51What about me?
00:41:52Everybody thinks you're a slut.
00:41:53But like in a bad way.
00:41:55Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:41:59I need to get out of here.
00:42:01I'll hide Jules.
00:42:02I'll distract Mom.
00:42:06Yo, Jake.
00:42:07Alright.
00:42:09Get your brother.
00:42:11Now.
00:42:17Mommy!
00:42:18Wait!
00:42:19Noah!
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:22My baby boy!
00:42:23Mom!
00:42:24Hi!
00:42:25Hey.
00:42:26How are you?
00:42:27Good.
00:42:28How are you?
00:42:29Good.
00:42:30How are you?
00:42:31Good.
00:42:32How are you?
00:42:33Good.
00:42:34How are you?
00:42:35Good.
00:42:36How are you?
00:42:37Good.
00:42:38How are you?
00:42:39Good.
00:42:40Hi.
00:42:41Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
00:42:42Me.
00:42:43To propose.
00:42:46Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:42:48Because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
00:42:53What is that slut doing here?
00:42:58You're the girl from the sex tape.
00:43:00Get out of this house.
00:43:01Mom.
00:43:02Noah.
00:43:03A little help?
00:43:04Mom.
00:43:05Uh, this is your help for the summer.
00:43:09Uh, yes. It fills my heart with some mommy.
00:43:15We need to talk.
00:43:18You're marrying Mia now?
00:43:20I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay?
00:43:23But after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her. Look, just play along for a couple-
00:43:36My head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me- oh, thanks.
00:43:46She's prepared.
00:43:55It's so hot in here.
00:44:00Hey, you didn't give them. She found them.
00:44:03Should we call an ambulance?
00:44:04Oh, no fucking way, Jules. She hates you already. What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:44:12Where did she-
00:44:16Mom, get out of the pool.
00:44:18No way! It feels so good.
00:44:24Oh, wait, no.
00:44:26Ow!
00:44:28I'm drowning!
00:44:30Mia, save me!
00:44:32Absolutely not.
00:44:34Ow!
00:44:57I was wrong with you there. Girl like Mia.
00:45:03I hope I was a good maid.
00:45:06You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
00:45:12No feelings.
00:45:17I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
00:45:22I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
00:45:28I'm sorry.
00:45:32I need that money, more money, more cold debt. If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
00:45:41Really?
00:45:42When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
00:45:54Come with me.
00:45:57Tell me that you love me.
00:46:01I don't think I can say it.
00:46:06Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
00:46:12Fine.
00:46:14And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
00:46:16Good morning, everyone.
00:46:18Oh my god, at least this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
00:46:22I was just leaving.
00:46:24You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
00:46:31After your little sex video, you got out of my son's life forever, but saved me. All I can say is
00:46:41welcome to the family.
00:46:44All I can say is welcome to the family.
00:46:52That was before you left me to drown. I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
00:47:00Adios.
00:47:03Bye, mom.
00:47:08I'll figure out a way to break you two up. Good luck with that.
00:47:13I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
00:47:18Brain.
00:47:21There must be something.
00:47:33Listen, I have something juicy for you.
00:47:39I don't like to read.
00:47:41It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
00:47:44They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that cheating.
00:47:47Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
00:47:52I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
00:47:58This was summer vacation.
00:48:00I know, I know, but I've got to work on my prison.
00:48:06What up, lovebirds?
00:48:09Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
00:48:11You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests. I want to do that in front of our guests.
00:48:22Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
00:48:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
00:48:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
00:48:33But my friends call me Andy.
00:48:35I'd like to be your friend.
00:48:39Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
00:48:45Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
00:48:49I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
00:48:56The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
00:49:01I get bored easy.
00:49:03It's the dopest internship.
00:49:06Well, I'll see you in the office.
00:49:08Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
00:49:20That's the-
00:49:22Andrew Lehman is one of the-
00:49:24Don't you already have enough money?
00:49:26Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
00:49:29I was the captain of-
00:49:30All my job prospects were completely toast.
00:49:33The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
00:49:36Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
00:49:41You lied to me.
00:49:42No, I didn't lie to you. I just-
00:49:44I'm sorry.
00:49:48Everybody!
00:49:50Let's get the party started!
00:49:57Looks like I found my lady for the night.
00:50:00There's something special about you.
00:50:02You're so...
00:50:05beautiful.
00:50:07I'm not trying to marry you.
00:50:09Who snatched this hoodie up?
00:50:11That'd be me.
00:50:15You're a lucky man.
00:50:17I know.
00:50:21How long is he gonna be here?
00:50:23Here?
00:50:25The happy little couple.
00:50:27From full mates to soul mates.
00:50:29Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
00:50:31Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
00:50:33What bet?
00:50:37Noah, if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
00:50:39I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
00:50:41so I recorded the whole thing.
00:50:43You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
00:50:47I don't want to hear it.
00:50:49Yeah.
00:50:51It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just
00:50:53playing it.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:57It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just
00:50:59a bet to Noah.
00:51:01Hm?
00:51:03I was nothing but a bet to you.
00:51:05I was nothing but a bet to you.
00:51:07I was nothing but a check to you.
00:51:11Both of you can fuck off.
00:51:17I wouldn't want to do that
00:51:19in front of our special guest.
00:51:21I don't care about
00:51:23anybody except Jules.
00:51:25You're pathetic.
00:51:29Whatever, dude.
00:51:33What were you thinking?
00:51:35That Noah would fall in love
00:51:37with you and save your family?
00:51:39I've been waiting all day to
00:51:41get you a little sexy girl.
00:51:43We could have a lot of fun.
00:51:45I don't have time for that shit.
00:51:47Then make time.
00:51:49There's a tradition at Lehman,
00:51:51and I want to play with you.
00:51:53I'm your boyfriend, the little job.
00:51:55The only...
00:51:57What do I have to do?
00:52:01In your dreams, perv.
00:52:05You know where Jules is?
00:52:07You're still caught up on that?
00:52:09Mia.
00:52:11A lobotomy win. I want to be with Jules.
00:52:13Why do you like her
00:52:15so much?
00:52:17I don't like her.
00:52:19You know,
00:52:21I feel sorry for you
00:52:23for falling in love with your girlfriend.
00:52:33If I do what you say...
00:52:35The only way you'd get in.
00:52:37We only interviewed him.
00:52:39He looks down on sex tapes.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:43Now I know where I recognize you.
00:52:45Don't play hard to get!
00:52:49Take your turn.
00:52:51If you don't leave her alone,
00:52:53I'm going to break your fingers.
00:52:55You wouldn't dare.
00:52:57You little shit!
00:52:59You'll never work for Lehman.
00:53:01Yeah, it looks like I dodged a ball there,
00:53:03because I would bet Lehman.
00:53:05You'll be hearing from my lawyer
00:53:07about my hands.
00:53:09You want to mess with me?
00:53:11Yeah, why don't you sue me,
00:53:13and we'll let all the papers know
00:53:15that you're a sleazy dirtbag
00:53:17You made a bet with Emmett
00:53:19about our relationship.
00:53:21You were getting money out of the deal,
00:53:23so why does it matter?
00:53:25He's a good kisser,
00:53:27and you want him right now.
00:53:29Because it makes it clear
00:53:31that you're an arrogant asshole.
00:53:35Get out of my house.
00:53:47Hello.
00:53:49I played you,
00:53:51and I won.
00:53:53This has nothing to do with you.
00:53:55Oh, honey,
00:53:57this has everything
00:53:59to do with me.
00:54:03I planted the camera
00:54:05in your room,
00:54:07and then
00:54:09I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
00:54:11and then
00:54:13I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
00:54:15and then
00:54:17I uploaded it
00:54:19for everyone to see.
00:54:23You thought you were better.
00:54:25A miserable bitch like you
00:54:37Maybe we can call the bank
00:54:39and figure something out.
00:54:41Someone bought it out from under us
00:54:43You lose more than if your goal.
00:54:45You lose everything.
00:54:47Oh, God.
00:54:57Can I help you?
00:54:59What are you doing in that uniform?
00:55:01My dad cut me off
00:55:03after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
00:55:05I guess he paid a lot of money
00:55:07to get me that job, so...
00:55:13Seriously?
00:55:19Let's see this check again.
00:55:25Get lost.
00:55:27I deserve that, and I think you'll really like it.
00:55:31Is this the deed to my house?
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:35This morning, I bought it.
00:55:37Look at the name on the title.
00:55:39Oh, my God.
00:55:41You put it under my name.
00:55:43It's yours, Jules.
00:55:45It's all yours.
00:55:47But
00:55:49I am only giving it to you under one condition.
00:55:53Another condition?
00:55:55What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
00:55:57Sleep with your boss?
00:55:59Drug your mom?
00:56:01No.
00:56:09At 8 p.m.
00:56:11And I want you to wear this.
00:56:17What are you doing here?
00:56:19Noah told me to come.
00:56:21Really?
00:56:23Oh, how pathetic.
00:56:25Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
00:56:27He's proposing to you?
00:56:29When did you two get back together?
00:56:31Well, it's not official yet,
00:56:33but he invited me here to pop the big question
00:56:35in front of everyone.
00:56:37I think you would know that he's proposing.
00:56:39I guess after spending the entire summer
00:56:41being bored to death by you.
00:56:43Jules,
00:56:45I am so happy that both of you are here.
00:56:47Pose to Mia?
00:56:49Propose?
00:56:51The big question.
00:56:53Yeah, Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
00:56:57Uh...
00:56:59And when you were leaving the summer house,
00:57:01I heard you're in Jules' fight.
00:57:03You know, the one where you told her that...
00:57:05Fine.
00:57:07Yeah, I just wanted to watch your relationship
00:57:09blow up in all your faces.
00:57:11That's my job.
00:57:13Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
00:57:15What?
00:57:17You're not actually doing this, are you?
00:57:19These are not what they're for. Call my...
00:57:21If you invited me here to watch that,
00:57:23I appreciate it.
00:57:25That's not why I invited you here.
00:57:31What is he doing?
00:57:33And here are my secrets.
00:57:37I scream when I see spiders.
00:57:39I do.
00:57:41And I crashed my car
00:57:43on Santa Monica Boulevard,
00:57:45and I was so scared,
00:57:47I just left it there.
00:57:49One more secret.
00:57:53Jules, I am stupidly
00:57:55in love with you.
00:57:59And I want to make it official, Jules.
00:58:01Yes, Noah.
00:58:03I'll be your girlfriend.
00:58:05Even if I'm gonna love you?
00:58:07I love you right back.
00:58:15Everybody!
00:58:17Let's get this party started!