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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:25Oh my God.
00:00:42Ben Lawson?
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy?
00:00:45Fuck boy.
00:00:46Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time.
00:00:48Not a long time.
00:00:49Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:56Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:06Ben! You're soaked.
00:01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again-ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:20I'm gonna go dry off, it's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not. I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:09Okay, you can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:15Because I happen to be an expert at frat partying.
00:02:41Huh?
00:02:42Sorry, it's kind of, like, it's kind of, like, a mess.
00:03:11It's cool. You're into fashion. I like it.
00:03:16But, what is that?
00:03:20Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:24And she's actually, like, the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:27And she's kind of, um, strict.
00:03:34Mm-hmm.
00:03:36Mm-hmm.
00:03:37But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
00:03:41How's that going for you so far?
00:03:43I don't know. I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:46Me too.
00:04:00Wait. I've never done a one-night stand before.
00:04:04Is this a one-night stand?
00:04:05I mean, you are, like, the king of hookups.
00:04:09I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:27That really happened.
00:04:30That really happened.
00:04:48Man, it's over.
00:04:50He's gone.
00:04:52And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:14Well, so much for that.
00:05:19Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:26Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:30Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:33Ever again.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:52Oh, Sir Ben!
00:05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:57Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:59And why not, good sir?
00:06:01Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:02No. I mean, yeah.
00:06:04But, I don't know, man.
00:06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:14Um, alright.
00:06:16Rule one.
00:06:18Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two.
00:06:22Say yes to trouble.
00:06:24And rule three.
00:06:26Don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:33Dude.
00:06:35Dude.
00:06:36This is for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:43Hunter.
00:06:44Bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:48What are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:03Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:05But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:10But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:14Wow.
00:07:16You know what, I knew he was a player,
00:07:18but this is like next level.
00:07:20It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:25Mary.
00:07:27Right.
00:07:28Sorry.
00:07:29I'm matching with him.
00:07:30Sorry.
00:07:31I'm matching with him.
00:07:32Right now.
00:07:41Oh my god.
00:07:42Wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:44Sorry about earlier.
00:07:45I had fun last night.
00:07:47Would love to hang out again sometime
00:07:49with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:52What?
00:07:53A player?
00:07:54Maybe he means it.
00:07:56Yeah, right.
00:07:57Do you really think he means it
00:07:58if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:59Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:02Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:08So you don't think it's gross
00:08:10to sleep with someone,
00:08:12leave,
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:16and then pretend that he wants
00:08:18to hang out with her again?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:23No?
00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:26This is super confusing.
00:08:33No, you're right.
00:08:34You should stick to what you're good at,
00:08:35hooking up.
00:08:37That's all it ever was
00:08:38and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:40Have a nice life.
00:08:57What does that mean?
00:08:59Why won't it send?
00:09:01I think it means
00:09:03your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:07I think it means
00:09:09your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:11What the hell?
00:09:14What do I do now?
00:09:16I don't know.
00:09:18I don't know.
00:09:20I don't know.
00:09:22I don't know.
00:09:24I don't know.
00:09:26Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him
00:09:30until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:57It's gonna be like this.
00:09:58Okay.
00:10:10Ben, I um...
00:10:12I'm gonna get you all these.
00:10:21Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:22Stop puking.
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:28I can't take this anymore.
00:10:38Ben Lawson!
00:10:39Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:49No.
00:10:50It's not avoiding someone
00:10:51if it takes you to have a nice life.
00:10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:55You were.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57That's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:01Ben!
00:11:02Shh.
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:29M.C. Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:32Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:34Who?
00:11:35The guy that I met the night you and Ben,
00:11:38you know,
00:11:39we've actually been hanging out more,
00:11:41and I think...
00:11:42Okay, wait a minute.
00:11:43Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:44I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:47So you're gonna go?
00:11:49I mean,
00:11:50if I can find something to wear.
00:11:52I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:54Like, you don't...
00:11:57I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies,
00:11:59but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:01that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga,
00:12:09so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:18Um...
00:12:22Thanks, guy.
00:12:23That was actually really nice of you, for once.
00:12:26Don't mention it.
00:12:29I'm sorry.
00:12:40This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:42What's a toga?
00:12:47Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:52Benny?
00:12:53Where have you been?
00:12:59Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Scott, I already told you,
00:13:05I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:12You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:30Now I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:33Kelsey!
00:13:46Kelsey!
00:13:47Wait!
00:13:49Wow!
00:13:50Ditching me for that loser?
00:13:52It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:54You know what, Scott?
00:13:56Maybe I do.
00:13:58Maybe I do.
00:14:03So?
00:14:04Did you tell him?
00:14:06You know, in hindsight,
00:14:07telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party,
00:14:09not such a great idea.
00:14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:15You know,
00:14:16maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson
00:14:19is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:24No.
00:14:25You know, if it's up to me,
00:14:26Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:30Maybe.
00:14:31I don't know about this.
00:14:32This is too good.
00:14:37I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:40I need a drink.
00:14:41Okay, it's only a matter of time
00:14:42until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:46This could be our last hurrah!
00:14:48Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:50But, whatever.
00:14:53Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:57See ya.
00:14:59Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:05Hmm, no.
00:15:06I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:07No!
00:15:08Here!
00:15:09I insist.
00:15:11Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Come on.
00:15:14It's just one beer.
00:15:15It can't hurt, right?
00:15:17No, Skye.
00:15:24Yo!
00:15:26What's going on?
00:15:27Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:29Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:31Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:32She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:34Yeah, you're right.
00:15:36That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:41Baby?
00:15:43What baby?
00:15:48Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:53Wow, awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you.
00:15:57Why would you do that to her?
00:15:58You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:00But...
00:16:01I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:03Or me.
00:16:04Ever.
00:16:07Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:16Come here, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:21Please.
00:16:27Oh my god.
00:16:28Is the baby mine?
00:16:30Kelsey, is the baby mine?
00:16:31Kelsey!
00:16:32Would it matter if it was?
00:16:36Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:40Because you're...
00:16:43I'm what?
00:16:44You!
00:16:45You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:46You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
00:16:50Sultan of sex?
00:16:51Yeah, I'm just...
00:16:52I'm me.
00:16:54And I don't do one night stands.
00:16:56You do.
00:16:57With you, and only you, so...
00:17:00Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:03Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:06And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:12Hold on.
00:17:13I never said that.
00:17:14You said that.
00:17:15You literally match with my best friend on some dating app.
00:17:19You literally match with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:23and you're still messing around with Skye.
00:17:25Not on any apps.
00:17:26And about Skye...
00:17:27Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:28You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:31But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:35I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:39I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant.
00:17:41Like, super broke.
00:17:42But I'm fine!
00:17:43I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:46Wait, you do?
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:50More than anything.
00:17:52My mom was alone.
00:17:53My dad was never around.
00:17:56I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:00Cool.
00:18:01What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:05Skye?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:08You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:14and just live my life for myself.
00:18:17I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:22I'm all in, girls.
00:18:24You let me.
00:18:37Grandma?
00:18:38I know your little secret.
00:18:43I know your little secret.
00:18:47You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:51I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:53I think you do.
00:18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:03Who was that?
00:19:05That was my grandma.
00:19:08The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:18And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:24My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:33I'm right here.
00:19:35You're not here for me.
00:19:36We're not together.
00:19:40Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:46Ben Lawson.
00:19:49I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:54Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:19:59What?
00:20:00Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:04And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:08she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know, like, live.
00:20:15Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:18Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:20You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:28But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:32I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:39Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:59I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:01Senior year.
00:21:05So, what do you say?
00:21:12Okay, let's do this.
00:21:17But shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:20Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:23I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:21:25Thanks.
00:21:29Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:37Alright, time to hit the books.
00:21:49Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:52Sir Fluffington? No, wait.
00:21:55Wrong. Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Okay. Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:02Easy. Hannah.
00:22:05And what kind of crazy person has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:09Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:15Okay, what do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:19Another easy one. You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up. You're having a kid soon.
00:22:27Oh, shh.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:32I am also having a kid soon. It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:36No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:43Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:50Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:56I was never really good at school and...
00:23:00Wait.
00:23:02A dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:06Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:11Okay, the most important question.
00:23:16Where did we meet?
00:23:18A frat party?
00:23:19No, not IRL. Like, our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:23Um, I was walking through Douglas McLuffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:27There's a sixth one?
00:23:28Fake backstory, remember? Keep up kills.
00:23:31Sorry.
00:23:42Crap!
00:23:44What's wrong?
00:23:48What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:50No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:53No, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:56But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:23:59So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:14What?
00:24:17Oh, shit. I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:20I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:27You will?
00:24:28Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:30Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:33I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay, yeah.
00:24:39But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:24:59Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:02The head of the entire school?
00:25:04Uh, duh.
00:25:05You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:09Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:12And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:18Uh...
00:25:19Phone ringing.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:24Phone ringing.
00:25:33I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:36Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:40Sorry.
00:25:42And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:45Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:47I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:56I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:25:58So good to meet you.
00:25:59Have you?
00:26:00Of course.
00:26:02I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:05Academic probation, suspension,
00:26:09Ah, yeah.
00:26:10That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:12Total misunderstanding.
00:26:14You might know, Dean Barrington,
00:26:16that my grades this last semester
00:26:18actually earned me the title of most improved
00:26:20on the academic honor roll.
00:26:22That may be.
00:26:24But the question still remains.
00:26:26Why is he here?
00:26:28Well, Grandma,
00:26:30whatever you have to tell me,
00:26:33you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:36Very well.
00:26:37Kelsey, as you know,
00:26:39I must hold you to the highest academic
00:26:42and professional standards
00:26:44because you represent me.
00:26:47And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:51Lest you forget,
00:26:52I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:55I know I'm strict with you.
00:26:58But according to this video,
00:27:01you've broken one of my heartstrings.
00:27:05Uh, I can actually explain
00:27:07what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:11Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:13Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:17Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:20That's a house of Liang top.
00:27:22If it were me, I'd be suing the girl
00:27:24who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:26Even if it was last night.
00:27:28I don't care.
00:27:30If it were me, I'd be suing the girl
00:27:32who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:34Even if it was last season.
00:27:36Rule number two.
00:27:38Stay out of trouble.
00:27:40Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:44So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:50Well, young lady.
00:27:52That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:55And I told her to stay away from Kelsey,
00:27:57but she never listens.
00:27:59Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:02That may be, but Kelsey knows better
00:28:05than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:08If you don't clean up your act,
00:28:10I will not be able to let you take part
00:28:13in the senior fashion show.
00:28:16Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go
00:28:18to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:20I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Liang from House of Liang is going to be there.
00:28:26And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything that would tarnish
00:28:31the reputation of this university.
00:28:34And mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:38Don't break them, and this won't be an issue.
00:28:47Thank you, Dean Barrington. It was so good to meet you.
00:28:50Actually, Mr. Lawson,
00:28:53why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat?
00:28:57Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:07Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:13So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:17What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:19I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:21Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:23She doesn't have any.
00:29:25Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:31Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:36Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:40I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:45My sources tell me that you can date and have
00:29:49nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:52So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:00I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy who doesn't settle down,
00:30:10but I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:23Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:27I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:34There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:39Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:47I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:52I love you.
00:31:00That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:11Surprise?
00:31:17So this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:22I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:24My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:30I'm Kelsey and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Young love.
00:31:35Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:51Ben, are you crying?
00:31:55It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:31:59No, I know. It's just...
00:32:01That's really sweet.
00:32:07And that...
00:32:09is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:12Wow, no way.
00:32:14Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy?
00:32:18I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:20Then we all set.
00:32:22We'll keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:25I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:28It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:33Well, um...
00:32:35This is me.
00:32:37Um...
00:32:39I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:41Should be in about a month.
00:32:43But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything
00:32:45unless something goes wrong.
00:32:47I'm sorry.
00:32:49I'm sorry.
00:32:51I'm sorry.
00:32:53I'm sorry.
00:32:55I'm sorry.
00:32:57I'm sorry.
00:32:59I'm sorry.
00:33:01I'm sorry.
00:33:04Wait.
00:33:06We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:09Fake dating, then.
00:33:11Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:14Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:18I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:21After all, you are my fake girlfriend,
00:33:23so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:26Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:29What do you think?
00:33:32What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know. Just, like, do the stuff in the movies
00:33:38that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:40Sure.
00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:45Huh.
00:33:59Oh.
00:34:02Oh.
00:34:05Oh.
00:34:09Oh.
00:34:21You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner
00:34:24with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m.
00:34:28Formal and tire-encouraged.
00:34:34Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:37I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:50Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:53Welcome in, madame.
00:34:58Right this way.
00:35:14You did this all for me?
00:35:19You did this all for me?
00:35:21You are my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby,
00:35:27and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant,
00:35:30so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:32That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:36Don't thank me yet.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:41Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman.
00:35:43May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:45It's also our only thing on our very limited menu.
00:35:49Two specials, please.
00:35:51Gotcha.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:58Bon appétit, lovebirds.
00:36:00Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:07No, this is perfect.
00:36:09I love it.
00:36:20Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:24Ooh.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy,
00:36:31and, you know, like, my feet are swollen,
00:36:35and I just feel off-balance, and, you know, like, I'm all...
00:36:41You're pregnant. Really?
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:54What is it?
00:36:57Nothing, I just...
00:37:01Ow!
00:37:02You okay?
00:37:06What's wrong?
00:37:07Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:11Do you want to feel it?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14Here.
00:37:19I don't feel anything.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:26Oh, my God, wow!
00:37:29That's amazing!
00:37:31Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:34You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um...
00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:42It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:51Wait.
00:38:12Wait, wait.
00:38:14What?
00:38:15Should we be doing this?
00:38:17Can't you take the baby?
00:38:19Aw, Ben, that's so sweet.
00:38:22But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:24Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:41Breakfast is served.
00:38:49Something wrong?
00:38:51No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:58What?
00:39:00No.
00:39:01First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:03Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:06I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:09Yeah, I know, I just...
00:39:14I panicked.
00:39:16I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:18But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:26So, um...
00:39:28Should we, like...
00:39:30Talk about ourselves?
00:39:34What about it?
00:39:38Kelsey?
00:39:39This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:41Hi.
00:39:42Is everything okay?
00:39:44It's more than okay.
00:39:46I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:49Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:55You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:40:00Kelsey?
00:40:02Are you there?
00:40:04Hello?
00:40:06Yeah, sorry.
00:40:07Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:09Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:12It's very common, actually.
00:40:14One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:16But there's two of them in there.
00:40:18No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:22You're welcome.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:26Don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed.
00:40:29Just...
00:40:30Double?
00:40:31Double of everything?
00:40:33I'm going to be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:38She's going to find out eventually.
00:40:40So let's just wait until the babies are here,
00:40:43and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:40:46I can't believe this.
00:40:47I mean, I'm 21.
00:40:48I can't have two babies.
00:40:53I'm alone?
00:40:54You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:40:59I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:01We're not married yet, but...
00:41:05But what?
00:41:06I can't really put it into words.
00:41:08Let's just show you.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:22Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
00:41:26I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:28if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:32But then I met you.
00:41:39You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to
00:41:42from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:45Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:48That's because you left.
00:41:50I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:00What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:04No, I didn't.
00:42:06Oh my God!
00:42:08That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:15I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:26I want you.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:29What do we do now then?
00:42:31I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:39Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:41It's super breathable.
00:42:43For like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:48You want to dance?
00:42:49Uh, no, I'm okay.
00:42:51Come on.
00:42:53No, I'm serious. I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:55Well, I'm here.
00:42:57And he's not.
00:42:59Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:00That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:03Come on.
00:43:05Ew, off of me.
00:43:06Come on.
00:43:07My cord.
00:43:09Why should I?
00:43:10Because you said so.
00:43:12And this.
00:43:17And this.
00:43:23What the fuck?
00:43:26Whatever, man.
00:43:29You okay?
00:43:30Yeah, I just...
00:43:32I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:33There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelly Barrington.
00:43:45Alright, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:47You all come to my house every week and party,
00:43:49drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:52Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:58Thanks, dude.
00:43:59What are you wearing?
00:44:00It's called a...
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:02It's called a...
00:44:03Never mind.
00:44:10Alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend,
00:44:13Kelly Barrington.
00:44:32Yeah.
00:44:39Woo!
00:44:40Yeah!
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:53No.
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:00Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:03Hey.
00:45:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:20It's alright, Mary.
00:45:22Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:29Congratulations.
00:45:31For what exactly?
00:45:33You're gonna be a great-grandma, duh!
00:45:35To twins.
00:45:37Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.
00:45:40Definitely a Gigi Mills.
00:45:42A great-grandma, I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right, and Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:49Well, yeah.
00:45:50She's not gonna tell her family about telling me.
00:45:53Indeed.
00:45:54Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:00Twins?
00:46:01That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:09Okay, you ready?
00:46:11Almost.
00:46:12I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:14I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:16Okay, well hurry up.
00:46:17My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant,
00:46:21but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:23Hopefully.
00:46:27Okay, stud.
00:46:29Go off.
00:46:30Why, thank you.
00:46:31Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:34house of long pants,
00:46:36with fruta-blue underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:43My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:46:46except my mom and I,
00:46:48and that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:52Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:57I have to run back to the house.
00:46:58I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:00Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:05That was weird.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:21You've got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you've got to do is ask.
00:47:25The rest is up to her.
00:47:27The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:35I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but
00:47:43just thought you should know.
00:47:46You've got more than one baby, Mama.
00:47:48That's not even possible.
00:47:49Do the math, dummy.
00:47:51We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:55I'm about as far along as she is.
00:47:57You're not even showing.
00:47:58Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:00Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:03Much hotter than Kelsey's?
00:48:05No.
00:48:06It's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:10Believe what you want, Papa.
00:48:13Believe what you want, Papa.
00:48:15But this baby is yours.
00:48:17So what are you going to do about it?
00:48:23I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:28Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new bow of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:36Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:37Is he even going to show?
00:48:43Hi.
00:48:44I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:46So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:53Oh my goodness.
00:48:54I'm so sorry.
00:48:55You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:56It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:58Wow.
00:48:59You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:06Just kidding.
00:49:07Just kidding.
00:49:09Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:12Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Mom.
00:49:17Right.
00:49:18Best behavior.
00:49:23So, what happened?
00:49:27And don't lie to me.
00:49:29See you later.
00:49:30See you later.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:42Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:55A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey.
00:49:59I happen to run into your little friend.
00:50:02Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:05Miri?
00:50:06Oh.
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:11Exams.
00:50:13That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:17Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:22What'd I miss?
00:50:23I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Miri the other day.
00:50:29And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:33But, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43I'll just...
00:50:45Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:02Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:05Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it.
00:51:11Or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:15Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:18Mom, I'm...
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:21I, um...
00:51:22We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:24It was an accident.
00:51:25Um...
00:51:29A happy accident.
00:51:31Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:34Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:37But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:44What?
00:51:45Two babies. Twins.
00:51:47Two blessings.
00:51:48You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:51Mom.
00:51:52No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:51:53You know how hard it was on me being pregnant so young.
00:51:56To raise me?
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Geez. Wow.
00:51:59I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:01I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:04Then prove it.
00:52:05Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:14I will offer you $100,000.
00:52:18If you gut up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:44Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:48Yeah, right. Fine.
00:52:50Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:52No.
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:57Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:02Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:09Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:15No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:19I said no.
00:53:21What else do you want?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:26Defend me.
00:53:29Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:39Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:41Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:43Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:47I just want it better for you.
00:53:49You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:52Ben is not some guy.
00:53:54He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So...
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.
00:54:10So you'll give me the money?
00:54:16So you'll give me the money?
00:54:18I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:54:21You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:29Kelsey's going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:54:34And she's going to graduate.
00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:46Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:55I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:57It's my fault.
00:54:59No, don't say that. I mean...
00:55:02It was going to come out eventually.
00:55:04What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:06I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:08Yeah, me too.
00:55:10But my mom was right.
00:55:12I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:18Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:22Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:26What is it?
00:55:29Uh, I'm not sure to be honest.
00:55:37What's it say?
00:55:38What's it say?
00:55:40Um, nothing. I just want some time alone.
00:55:44So I'll, uh, I'll catch you later.
00:55:48Ugh, I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:52Word. Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:55You wanna go make out?
00:56:03I was never faking it. I'm sorry.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:18Kelsey! There you are.
00:56:22Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you. He was being honest.
00:56:29He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him? Even after he left?
00:56:35I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:38Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:41Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:44I think.
00:56:46Yeah. I'll show you the reason.
00:56:53Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:56Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:56:59This isn't real.
00:57:01It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:04Face it. You're not special.
00:57:07You know what? Just stop.
00:57:09You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:12Just. Like. Me.
00:57:30Hey! Okay.
00:57:32I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:35Look at this! Look how cute this is!
00:57:37This little changing table.
00:57:39That's the crib.
00:57:40And that's where you're gonna put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:43And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:45We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:47I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:51I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:57:53But I can't wait for you and the babies to move in.
00:57:56Graduation, baby girl. I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey.
00:57:59But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:27Wow, Skye. You look so good for being, you know...
00:58:31For what?
00:58:33For being, like, six months pregnant.
00:58:35No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:40That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey.
00:58:47Isn't that kinda...
00:58:49Fucked up?
00:58:51Whatever.
00:58:53Ugh. I can't believe that absolute bitch.
00:58:56What are we gonna do?
00:58:58What do you mean?
00:59:00We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:02Doug?
00:59:04Oh, Ben. I missed that guy.
00:59:07Talked to him since he left?
00:59:09Uh...
00:59:11No.
00:59:13Ugh. Boys are so dumb.
00:59:15Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:17We're gonna go to the library.
00:59:19We're gonna go to the library.
00:59:21Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:23Have you ever seen The Pear Trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:32Never mind.
00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:38Oh, okay.
00:59:41I still don't understand.
00:59:45Call Ben. Now.
00:59:47Okay. Where are you going?
00:59:49I have a party to plan.
00:59:54I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:56It's like old times.
00:59:58Minus the mimosas.
01:00:00I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:04I know. I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:07Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:10Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:15You're gonna be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:36What, a baby shower? You did this all for me?
01:00:39Well, I had some help.
01:00:41My baby's having babies!
01:00:45Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:47Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:52I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:55Okay, come on. Let's get this fun started.
01:01:02Ow! Stupid diamond.
01:01:17Don't mind if I do.
01:01:28Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles. Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:37You gotta loosen up, man. Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:40I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:43Who are you, and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:47So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain. She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth, and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:10And just one.
01:02:11She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:13I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:17Take it back.
01:02:18Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:34Ben, what are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know. Hunter?
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because... Sky's lying.
01:02:44She was never pregnant. She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:48Doesn't matter. You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:54I failed you. I failed us. I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money. I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:08I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:14That was the deal.
01:03:15So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:18Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:20Or else Sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:24Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:29I would have loved it too.
01:03:31Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:33Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:35You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:38You leaving without a trace. No phone call or anything.
01:03:42That ruined my life.
01:03:46I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:49Well, you did.
01:03:53I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:56I did then and I do right now.
01:04:01I never stopped loving you.
01:04:03I never stopped loving you. I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:06I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:11Please take me back.
01:04:15Please, Kelsey.
01:04:23I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:25I'm sorry.
01:04:32I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:38Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:43But I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:14I do.
01:05:16Time for plan B.
01:05:19So, where are we going?
01:05:21It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:24You need to unwind.
01:05:26Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:30Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:35I think.
01:05:36Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:38I miss that day.
01:05:49Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:52Yeah, man. It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:03What was that?
01:06:06Dude, you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:10Bros and hoes.
01:06:13Kelsey, this is not my hoe.
01:06:15And hoes.
01:06:16Kelsey, this is not my hoe. I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:19She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:22Why is she here?
01:06:33No. Uh-uh. I am not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:40I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:44No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:47Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:51You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:55We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:57Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:00So, you're stuck here, Barrington, with me and Ben.
01:07:05I think the plan's going great.
01:07:08Yeah? What plan?
01:07:15Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:18No!
01:07:20Not at all.
01:07:23Morning.
01:07:31My whole body hurts.
01:07:34Here's a tip.
01:07:36Don't go to bed if you're pregnant.
01:07:39Let's go to bed if you're pregnant.
01:07:41my whole body hurts here's a tip never get pregnant okay where are um Hunter
01:07:58and Mary went on a hike you didn't want to go? I wanted to be here with you Ben look I
01:08:06know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a
01:08:10weekend I don't blame you after what I did to you you know I don't hate you Ben
01:08:17and especially when you make me do well if you want me to fuck off and leave you
01:08:24alone just let me know but if you want company well Hunter and Mary do whatever
01:08:31it is they do I can show you around I grew up in these woods practically
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day how do you do that?
01:08:44make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever
01:09:08Wow I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow excuse me I said I didn't know cows could swim
01:09:28she's pregnant asshole you want to say that again to the mother of my children
01:09:33Jesus Ben chill used to be cool man you're a legend
01:09:44you know I should tell you that violence is never the answer but it's kind of
01:09:49cute you going macho over our family
01:10:34I know I fucked up everything I've done was for you I just didn't go about it
01:10:41the right way if you give me another chance I promise I'll spend the rest of
01:10:47my life making it up to you
01:10:50oh really
01:10:56I swear I love Hunter and Mary as my witness
01:11:02you know they make a really cute couple
01:11:06so do we
01:11:10so how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14well I'll start by doing this
01:11:18oh my god you're gonna drop me
01:11:26I like your work ethic miss Miller working late during spring break
01:11:38thanks prof inspiration just suddenly hit me
01:11:42well keep it up and I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week
01:11:49maybe even more than our star Miss Barrington
01:11:53oh I'm counting on it
01:11:56I'll show that bitch
01:11:59there is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase
01:12:09I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment
01:12:12you know suppose I can have my old spot back in the house
01:12:15you better have some with Chad so he can second you left bro
01:12:18sorry man
01:12:19I mean you could like stay with me if you wanted to
01:12:23fair warning I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night
01:12:27and I wake up with like really weird food cravings
01:12:29do you?
01:12:30and the baby kicks like hard
01:12:33sounds perfect to me
01:12:41come to our end of the year fashion showcase
01:12:44what's wrong?
01:12:45Sky
01:12:49she stole my design
01:12:57what's wrong?
01:12:59all of my work all my designs they're gone
01:13:02oh my god we gotta tell someone
01:13:07oh my god
01:13:09that's Marissa Leon
01:13:11this is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase
01:13:16this collection is from one of our most improved students Sky Miller
01:13:22and here's one of our most accomplished students Kelsey Barrington
01:13:28despite her condition Kelsey has managed to perform really well
01:13:34Kelsey do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39actually it's gonna be a surprise
01:13:43Kelsey you really wanted to shock the audience
01:13:46it'll be worth it trust me
01:13:48I really hope so Miss Barrington
01:13:50I'm looking forward to seeing your work
01:13:54thank you
01:13:59what was that?
01:14:01me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back
01:14:04Sky can't get away with this Kelsey
01:14:07she already has
01:14:09they all think those are her designs
01:14:15I mean she's altered my designs and my dresses
01:14:20even if I could get them back
01:14:24look we can always go to the dean
01:14:27no absolutely not
01:14:31it's over
01:14:33hey that is not the Kelsey I know
01:14:37the Kelsey I do know
01:14:39she fights for herself
01:14:41she pushes for what she wants
01:14:48I mean there's like this one idea I have
01:15:00but I would need like a lot of help to make it happen
01:15:02and there's only 48 hours until the showcase
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys
01:15:11no offense but you don't know how to sew
01:15:14Kelsey yes you can
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want
01:15:20same if I want to be a doctor I have to learn how to sew anyway
01:15:25ditto whatever she said
01:15:30you guys would like actually help me?
01:15:33duh
01:15:35guys let's get to work
01:15:46this is a fabric down
01:15:48put this down and then you'll thread this
01:15:51so go ahead and do that
01:15:56oh see there you go
01:16:01yeah if we could have them at 7 that would be great
01:16:04perfect thank you so much
01:16:10we did it guys
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection
01:16:15that's amazing Kelsey
01:16:17you crushed it
01:16:19seriously I couldn't have done it without you guys
01:16:22I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing
01:16:24yeah no biggie I used to help my mom all the time
01:16:27maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law
01:16:30I'm sorry you're going into law?
01:16:32yeah Harvard
01:16:34why what did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37honestly I really had no idea
01:16:39no idea
01:16:40well what are we waiting for?
01:16:42let's get you ready for your big night
01:17:03this was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs
01:17:10more like Skye Rise Designs
01:17:23I'm here to defend my client Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington
01:17:26from copyright infringement
01:17:28for one Miss Skye noted
01:17:33this picture
01:17:36conclusively dated from August of last year
01:17:39shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:42months before Skye even started working on her collection
01:17:46Miss Miller is this true?
01:17:48no
01:17:50yes I don't know
01:17:52please don't fail me
01:17:56this is so gonna go viral
01:17:59let's go
01:18:03now that that's done
01:18:05I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:09that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Skye
01:18:13also I love my girlfriend
01:18:16bye
01:18:20alright um sorry about that
01:18:23mix up
01:18:25next we have Kelsey Barrington with
01:18:29actually I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35okay Kelsey you got this
01:18:37you may be almost nine months pregnant but
01:18:47hey hey hey what's wrong?
01:18:50what's wrong?
01:18:53I think I just had a contraction
01:18:57a contraction?
01:18:59we need to go to the hospital
01:19:02I know
01:19:04okay it's just false alarm
01:19:06you're fine?
01:19:08are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11yeah I can
01:19:23um first off
01:19:26I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive
01:19:30for when my designs were stolen
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them
01:19:35but losing my collection made me realize something
01:19:38shouldn't maternity wear look good too?
01:19:42because I mean I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:46that Skye showed you because
01:19:48well I'm kind of pregnant
01:19:52so my collection is dedicated to making sure
01:19:57that pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:00because well
01:20:03nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:06most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life
01:20:12motherhood is not something to be ashamed of
01:20:15or hide from
01:20:17it's something to celebrate
01:20:21so please give it up for my models
01:20:32I take it back
01:20:34pregnant chicks are hot
01:20:35and that is my presentation
01:20:37thank you
01:20:40hehehe
01:20:46ughhhh
01:20:48what's going on?
01:20:50I think I
01:20:52I think my water just broke
01:20:59excuse me I'm so sorry
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington
01:21:02is she okay?
01:21:05fastest delivery ever
01:21:07a perfectly healthy pair of twins
01:21:10one boy one girl
01:21:12what about Kelsey?
01:21:18couldn't be better
01:21:20I've never seen such a supportive partner either
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way
01:21:38grandma?
01:21:43you're precious
01:21:47I'm gonna go get these two changed
01:21:57I saw your show last night
01:22:00very impressive
01:22:02and I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with
01:22:08you actually came?
01:22:10well
01:22:12how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:16I just thought because I broke the rules that
01:22:21oh fuck the rules
01:22:24pardon my language
01:22:28hell
01:22:29all those rules did was
01:22:32stop me from having a real relationship with my family
01:22:37and
01:22:40that's what I want the most you know
01:22:43so you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46because I was pregnant?
01:22:48ashamed? no
01:22:50a wise woman once told me
01:22:54to stop caring about what people think
01:22:59I used to love knitting
01:23:02I wasn't very good
01:23:04and when your mother got pregnant
01:23:07I made a little something for the baby
01:23:12but I never gave it to her
01:23:16my vanity got in the way
01:23:19the blanket
01:23:21that
01:23:23that's why you gave it to me
01:23:26after all these years I wanted you to have it
01:23:30it's not very vanity or very good but
01:23:35it's a symbol of how much you mean to me
01:23:39and how much your babies mean to me
01:23:43and
01:23:46I made another one for the boy
01:23:53I love them grandma
01:23:55thank you
01:24:01knock knock
01:24:03Kels?
01:24:05you have another visitor
01:24:13hello Kelsen
01:24:19I mean Marcel Young you
01:24:22you're my hero
01:24:24and you're mine
01:24:26after our last night
01:24:28the way you and your friends stood up to that girl and
01:24:32your collection
01:24:34it really spoke to me
01:24:36I'm a working mom too
01:24:38and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:42and feel proud of
01:24:44so
01:24:45when your grandma told me that she delivered right after the show
01:24:50I had to come and pay the young mama a visit
01:24:54and give you this
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months
01:25:01some much deserved rest at home
01:25:03with your babies
01:25:05and then I want you to call and work for me
01:25:10wait you really mean it?
01:25:11absolutely
01:25:12I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leanne
01:25:16if you're interested
01:25:20she's interested
01:25:22great
01:25:23I look forward to hearing from you Kelsey
01:25:28thank you
01:25:34hey dude and gal
01:25:36looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew
01:25:40but there's one thing she needs to do first
01:25:48congratulations Isabella
01:25:51the next name that I'm going to read makes me very proud
01:25:56Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington
01:26:06congratulations
01:26:11there you go
01:26:13dude I found it
01:26:15it was in your old bedroom
01:26:18it was in your old bedroom?
01:26:20oh my god
01:26:22dude I owe you thank you
01:26:31I'm so proud of you
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson
01:26:40come to the stage
01:26:43but I didn't finish my degree
01:26:45grandma works in mysterious ways
01:26:47I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes
01:26:56all right Benjamin
01:26:59you may have to finish a few classes
01:27:03during the summer
01:27:05but I wanted you to have this moment
01:27:09thank you
01:27:12grandma
01:27:13just call me grandma
01:27:15and hurry up and marry my granddaughter will you
01:27:27Skye Miller
01:27:34you are not graduating
01:27:36you can't do this
01:27:39oh yes I think I can
01:27:42percent to chapter 32 section B row 2
01:27:46plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the Dean's discretion
01:27:53basically if you fuck around you find out
01:27:56thank you Hunter
01:27:59so this Dean has decided
01:28:01that you are not going to get a degree from this college
01:28:08and that brings us to the 2024-2025
01:28:13closing of the academic year
01:28:16congratulations you are
01:28:19all graduates of
01:28:22Claremower College
01:28:24except for Skye
01:28:26except Skye
01:28:27congratulations
01:28:39hey mom where are the
01:28:45Kelsey
01:28:46I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan
01:28:50and it has not been easy
01:28:53and it's been a lot of ups and downs
01:28:59yes yes I'll marry you