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03:33Xian Ran, you're finally here.
03:35Let me give you a kowtow.
03:41Another kowtow?
03:43No.
03:45Give me a kiss?
03:47No.
03:51Xian Ran,
03:53have we met before?
03:57Why do you look so familiar?
03:58I'm not...
04:00I'm not Xian Ran.
04:04Do immortals have freckles?
04:07No.
04:09No freckles.
04:13No freckles.
04:17Xian Ran,
04:18what should I call you?
04:21My love.
04:24That's too much.
04:26That's too much.
04:27If you don't think it's appropriate, forget it.
04:30Zhang Xiao Er?
04:31Or Xiao Xiao?
04:33Er...
04:34Er Ling Jiu Jiu.
04:37Drink wine.
04:42I see.
04:43Immortals have to use nicknames.
04:46Hua...
04:48Hua... Hua Ming.
04:56Xian Ran.
04:57Xian Ran.
05:22It's cute.
05:26Xian Ran.
05:27Xian Ran.
05:32Are you stupid?
05:34No.
05:35I'm not stupid.
05:37You probably hit your head first when you landed.
05:43My clothes are on you.
05:44Can't you see?
05:47Take off your clothes.
05:48You're so cocky.
05:56Who...
05:57Who is doing this?
05:59Shut up.
06:00Maybe you like it.
06:03Those who force,
06:04defame,
06:05or insult women
06:07by violence,
06:08coercion,
06:09etc.
06:10Those who force,
06:11defame,
06:12or insult women
06:13will be sentenced to five years
06:14of imprisonment.
06:18What are you talking about?
06:19I'm the king of Chen State.
06:21I'm the god of Chen State.
06:22So it's the law.
06:23Besides,
06:24it's your fault.
06:25It's your fault.
06:26It's my fault.
06:27You...
06:30Give me back my clothes.
06:37Stop.
06:42You can't eat it.
06:44It's not like this.
06:46It's a gift from my wife.
06:48Wear it.
06:54Pspsps.
06:57Come here.
06:59Pspsps.
07:01Pspsps.
07:05I want to play.
07:06We have to keep it a secret.
07:10One.
07:12Two outside the door.
07:15One on the roof.
07:18Three on the side.
07:21Four outside the yard.
07:25Five.
07:31That's great.
07:34You're really powerful.
07:37Sir.
07:39When are you taking me away?
07:43Where are you going?
07:45Of course I'm going to heaven.
07:48Although I don't know
07:50how long you need to
07:51go to heaven.
07:53And I don't know
07:54if you have any special mission.
07:56Mission.
07:57But I think
07:58in this fairy book,
07:59all the fairies
08:00want to take their husbands
08:01back to heaven.
08:02Mission.
08:05It's okay.
08:06If you don't think heaven is suitable,
08:07you can take me to
08:08the Paradise.
08:10The Paradise is okay, too.
08:11The kind that never gets old
08:12and is carefree.
08:14But let's make it clear.
08:15I can't eat bitter food.
08:16Mission.
08:17If I only eat fairy candy every day,
08:18I can't stand it.
08:19I have to control myself.
08:20I can't think of
08:22my mission.
08:25Mission.
08:27Mission.
08:30Mission.
08:31No, no, no.
08:34Why don't you do your own mission?
08:36How nice it is to eat and drink.
08:38I can't stand it.
08:40If you don't think it's suitable,
08:41we can start with
08:42the相扶轎子.
08:44The相扶轎子 is also good.
08:53Mission.
09:01No.
09:08空手接摆刃
09:16No matter what magic you know,
09:18whether it's a human or a demon,
09:20if you want to hurt King Wu,
09:21even if I have to risk my life,
09:23I won't let you go.
09:32How can you still sleep while standing?
09:34Mengjie,
09:35do you still smell alcohol?
09:37Did you drink it?
09:38King,
09:39don't be careless.
09:40Look at his red eyes.
09:42It's hard to tell if he's really a jade rabbit.
09:44Good analysis.
09:46Don't analyze it again next time.
09:48I can't believe it.
09:50Zhang Xiao'er,
09:51get out of here.
09:54Who is it?
09:55It seems to be Mrs. Bao.
09:57Come out, Zhang Xiao'er.
10:03Who gave you the courage?
10:05You dare to break into my palace?
10:06Zhang Xiao'er,
10:07how dare you!
10:09How dare you rob my husband?
10:10King,
10:11it has nothing to do with you.
10:12This is the family affair of our Zhang family.
10:13You let him out.
10:14Today,
10:15I'll show him my strength.
10:20Look,
10:21they are all good sisters.
10:24They are very happy to see each other.
10:25Who is a sister
10:26with this unknown bitch?
10:27Bao'er,
10:28shut up.
10:30You don't let him out, do you?
10:32Protect him, do you?
10:33OK, I'll go in.
10:36He's asleep.
10:38It's the kind that can't wake up.
10:40Why don't you go back first?
10:41Let's talk about it tomorrow.
10:43King,
10:44do you already favor him so much?
10:46The more you favor him,
10:47the more I want to break him today.
10:48Get out of the way.
10:49Get up.
10:50King.
10:58Princess.
11:07Zhang Xiao'er
11:08knows martial arts?
11:09Zhang Xiao'er,
11:10what's the point of using a sword?
11:12Sister,
11:13take this bitch down to see the Princess Dowager.
11:19Go.
11:29Good martial arts.
11:30No, I'm sorry.
11:32Who is good at martial arts?
11:33Who is the best fighter?
11:34Lady Xiao is the best fighter.
11:36It seems that
11:37there is a big difference in yi rang.
11:40I'll let you win.
11:42Bullshit.
11:43I'll let you win.
11:55You bully more people.
11:56You bully less people.
11:57Are you angry at me?
11:58We sisters don't care about life and death.
11:59If you hit one, it's us.
12:00If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:04If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:06If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:07If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:08If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:09If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:10If you hit a group of people, it's us.
12:14Error warning.
12:16Error 32.
12:18Program self-explanatory failed.
12:22Damn it.
12:23This has happened before.
12:26This is the curse.
12:30Zhang Xiao'er,
12:31you are a scoundrel
12:32if you can't beat me.
12:34You play with me.
12:36Sir.
12:38No.
12:48Cai Ji,
12:49come to me.
13:05Sister.
13:10Sister.
13:27It hurts.
13:31It really hurts.
13:33Qingmu.
13:34Go to see the Princess Dowager.
13:35Coming.
13:36Coming.
13:37It's happening again.
13:38It's happening again.
13:40Stop.
13:41It's happening again.
14:04It's happening again.
14:29Monster.
14:30Monster.
14:31Retreat.
14:32Monster.
14:33Monster.
14:34Monster.
14:35Retreat.
14:38Wang.
14:39It's dangerous.
14:40The scene just now,
14:42did you
14:43panic?
14:47Don't worry.
14:49I have a plan.
14:50But I don't have a plan.
14:58Wang.
14:59Qing.
15:04Qing.
15:07If the Princess Dowager comes,
15:09stop them.
15:10Yes.
15:24It's too late.
15:26It's too late.
15:28Everyone knows
15:29you are not a human.
15:31Immortal.
15:32Stop shaking.
15:34Otherwise,
15:35let's find a way to run first.
15:39Immortal.
15:40I'm afraid
15:41you can't finish this task.
15:44Now you are in big trouble.
15:46You don't know.
15:47It's easy for those people to kill me.
15:49Not to mention you.
15:51Although I know
15:52you are very powerful.
15:54But
15:55even a strong king
15:56can't suppress a snake.
15:58Why don't we
15:59do this?
16:00See
16:01if we can contact the higher-ups.
16:03Let them take us away.
16:05Self-check the program.
16:07Repair the wrong code automatically.
16:15Beep. Beep. Beep.
16:16Automatically repaired.
16:17Please enter the fingerprint.
16:18Restart the program.
16:20Restart the program?
16:29Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
16:30Ah.
16:34Hmm.
16:37Hmm.
16:5230% energy reserve.
16:54Automatically activate the node mode.
16:56Please replenish energy as soon as possible.
16:59Hmm.
17:01Hmm.
17:04It's back to normal.
17:13Remember my mission.
17:19Monster.
17:22You mean
17:24my niece
17:25is a monster with fire in her eyes.
17:28But I don't know.
17:30I dare not say that.
17:31I didn't see it with my own eyes.
17:33General Long Qi told me
17:35no one in Linghua Hall
17:36is allowed to talk about it.
17:38You are a good person.
17:41Reward her.
17:42Thank you, Your Highness.
17:44Keep an eye on Chen Xiaohua.
17:47Yes.
17:54Get up.
17:55Stop pretending.
17:58Are you pretending to sleep?
18:00Believe it or not.
18:01I'll dig out your eyeballs.
18:03This is too cruel.
18:05Sir.
18:06Why don't you answer me?
18:07When did I answer you?
18:08I was in a program chaos just now.
18:11Oh.
18:12I don't understand.
18:13You don't have to understand.
18:14You just need to know
18:15that from today on,
18:17my mission
18:18is to help you become a generation of masters.
18:21No, sir.
18:22Stop.
18:23Sir.
18:24Now the situation is
18:25it doesn't matter if you admit it or not.
18:27What matters is that
18:28in an hour,
18:29the whole world will know that you are not a human.
18:31By then, they will find a way to deal with you.
18:33Listen to me.
18:34It's better to die than to live.
18:35You
18:36are in charge of the emergency room.
18:37You lead the fire.
18:38I lead Long Qi.
18:39We escape from the palace overnight.
18:40Let's go.
18:41Come back.
18:44Run?
18:45Run overnight?
18:46A real man
18:47should be strong.
18:49All day long,
18:50you just run and run.
18:51You are so slow.
18:53Sir.
18:54Actually,
18:55I don't resist it.
18:57But
18:58at this moment,
18:59isn't it not appropriate?
19:01How about this?
19:02After we run out,
19:03let's find another place.
19:05If you want to fight for 300 rounds...
19:13A gentleman should be strong.
19:18I don't know if I can be a gentleman.
19:24Height is 180 cm.
19:25Weight is 130 kg.
19:27Muscle ratio...
19:30Muscle ratio is
19:31three percent lower than
19:33normal people.
19:34Hair on the head is 70%.
19:36It is expected to be bald by the age of 30.
19:40Sir.
19:41You know my height and weight
19:43just by sitting on me?
19:45Heart rate is 127.
19:47Blood pressure is high.
19:48Blood fat is high.
19:49There is a serious lack of minerals such as calcium, magnesium, etc. in the body.
19:52Intracranial hemorrhage is disorderly.
19:53The hormone is disorderly.
19:55You are really a genius.
19:57Your physical quality is worse than I imagined.
19:59You should eat more good food.
20:04Since it is so detailed,
20:06it seems that
20:07I will die soon.
20:12Since I am going to die,
20:13I don't have to get up from the bed anymore.
20:15Get up.
20:18No.
20:20I told you to get up.
20:22Sir.
20:23Don't talk.
20:26My sleep is coming.
20:28Let me sleep in peace.
20:30In this way,
20:31I will have a nightmare.
20:32I will die after I have a nightmare.
20:34After I die,
20:35you can revive me.
20:37By the way,
20:38keep the place where I was revived
20:39away from this palace.
20:41Let's meet outside the palace.
20:43I won't let you in.
20:44It hurts.
20:52Press the door.
20:58Oh, no.
21:14It hurts.
21:15Come here.
21:16I will fight with you.
21:19You know how to think.
21:23Or what?
21:24You think I am stupid?
21:27You are overreacting.
21:29Or what?
21:30The rice in the jar
21:32is moldy.
21:41Throw it away.
21:42It's all details.
21:43No.
21:44You don't understand.
21:46I have to use this to change my phone.
21:48Do you know how to live?
21:539 to 11 o'clock
21:54is the best time for human sleep.
21:57A large number of research data show
21:59that good sleep
22:00can improve people's immunity
22:01and enhance human life.
22:03It is more beneficial to cover up
22:04the identity of the imitator.
22:05What are you talking about?
22:16What?
22:42Chen Xiaohua's memo?
22:45What is this word?
22:48How can I recognize it?
23:01The world you think
23:03is not the real world.
23:05The person you think
23:06is not the real person.
23:09I don't understand.
23:12Don't believe in the Grand Minister.
23:15Now I understand.
23:16Don't believe in the Grand Minister.
23:19I do need to emphasize
23:21Don't believe in the Grand Minister.
23:23Useless.
23:35Treasure map.
23:38Treasure map.
23:40This must be the treasure map.
23:41This map
23:43was left by me
23:44when I had memory.
24:12Treasure map.
24:13This map
24:14was left by me
24:15when I had memory.
24:42Grand Minister.
24:45How have you been?
24:47Grand Minister.
24:51I haven't seen you for ten years.
24:54You have grown up.
24:57You have the style of King Wu.
24:59I am flattered.
25:00I was invited by your country
25:02to visit you.
25:03I didn't expect to see you
25:04before I left.
25:05I didn't expect to see you
25:06before I left.
25:07I didn't expect to see you
25:08before I left.
25:09I didn't expect to see you
25:10before I left.
25:11I didn't expect to see you
25:12before I left.
25:13I didn't expect to see you
25:14before I left.
25:15I hope you can forgive me.
25:16I hope you can forgive me.
25:20Rumor has it
25:22King Wu
25:24is a man
25:25who was sick
25:26in bed
25:27for a long time.
25:30Is it true?
25:31Thank you for your concern.
25:32Thank you for your concern.
25:33You are always healthy.
25:34You are always healthy.
25:35Rumor has it
25:36Rumor has it
25:37that it's true.
25:38that it's true.
25:40That's good.
25:42Sima.
25:43I was invited by your country
25:44to visit you.
25:45to visit you.
25:46I was invited by your country
25:47to visit you.
25:48Why didn't I see you?
25:49Why didn't I see you?
25:50Rumor has it...
25:51Rumor has it...
25:52Rumor has it...
25:53Rumor has it
25:54that it's not true.
25:56Before I left,
25:57my father told me...
26:00Tell me.
26:01Tell me.
26:02Tell me.
26:03Tell me.
26:04Tell me.
26:05Tell me.
26:06Tell me.
26:08Tell me.
26:11Why didn't you tell me
26:12why didn't you tell me
26:14before I descent?
26:15before I descent?
26:17after I descent?
26:19Huh?
26:21You said
26:22you would give me
26:23a job for Yu Bigji's wife.
26:24a job for Yu Bigji's wife.
26:25Yes.
26:27Why didn't
26:28you tell me before?
26:29why didn't you tell me?
26:34Tell me.
26:35Dasma, I hope that the whole Chen royal family will listen to your good wishes.
26:43No need, no need.
26:45Dasma, since Little Prince Chen's food is not as good as usual,
26:50I will stay for a few more days.
26:51After Prince Chen has taken care of the mess in front of me,
26:53you can come to see me again.
26:57Good. Stay for a few more days.
27:01Little Prince, you have traveled a long way to come to my country.
27:04Eat as much as you want.
27:07Eat as much as you want.
27:31That day, I said that I missed you. You said that you would come immediately.
27:35I only took it as a joke.
27:38I didn't expect that you would really come.
27:42Of course.
27:46I said it.
27:49I did it.
28:01I did it.
28:19What about you?
28:22Are you okay?
28:31Lian'er.
28:34Lian'er.
28:39How long can you stay this time?
28:46How long do you want me to stay? I will stay as long as you want.
28:51Ten years later
28:58This Prince Wu Wang is only looking around.
29:02He seems to be interested in the food of my country.
29:05I have been sending people to watch in secret.
29:07I didn't find anything strange.
29:09What is he going to do?
29:12Why didn't he go back to his country?
29:14I wanted to see how old Wu Wang was.
29:18I didn't expect him to show up.
29:22Ning,
29:23keep an eye on him for me.
29:25He's not an ordinary man.
29:27If he succeeds,
29:30he'll be a new face of our country.
29:41It's dark and windy.
29:43The water is running.
29:45Let me see
29:48It should be around here.
29:59It's really precious.
30:01I'm so lucky.
30:09What is His Majesty doing?
30:10I don't know.
30:11Why is His Majesty here every night?
30:13I'm a genius.
30:44It's dark and windy.
30:45I know you're not an ordinary man.
30:48Don't let him get away.
30:50Don't give His Majesty a hard time.
30:51Okay.
31:13This is the biggest star on the map.
31:23If I'm not mistaken,
31:24it's the biggest treasure.
31:38Seeds?
31:40What kind of ginseng, fruits and peaches do I have to plant here?
31:43I'm so careful.
31:49I was scared to death.
31:53Xifan,
31:54it's so late.
31:56Shouldn't you be sleeping?
31:56I was sleeping.
31:58But I was woken up.
31:59So I came to watch a play.
32:01Watch a play?
32:02What play?
32:04Mouse fights with pig.
32:06Mouse fights with pig?
32:09A fight?
32:15It feels like I'm being offended.
32:37Who are you?
32:40I'm asking who you are.
33:07You...
33:19Are you crazy?
33:20Why did you hit me?
33:21Who are you?
33:22What do you want?
33:23I'm a palace maid from the Chen State.
33:24I'm a new tailor.
33:24I want to protect His Majesty.
33:25Palace maid?
33:26How can a palace maid protect His Majesty?
33:37What are you doing?
33:38What are you doing?
33:39Shut up.
33:43I know you want to use the stone to attack Wang Xiong.
33:46I'm a palace maid.
33:47Why did you hit me?
33:49If I hadn't hit you,
33:50you would have been close to Wang Shimu.
33:51Who knows you...
33:52Stop talking nonsense.
34:06Your heart is beating faster.
34:09Why?
34:13I know.
34:16Your heart and lungs are not functioning properly.
34:19It's called a weak heart.
34:22How can you say that my heart is weak?
34:24Shh.
34:33I'm sorry.
34:34I'm sorry.
34:35I'm sorry.
34:35I'm sorry.
34:40What's going on between you two?
34:41Explain it to me.
34:42Your Majesty, I suspect she's a fake palace maid.
34:44She's an assassin.
34:45Your Majesty, he's lying.
34:49Your Majesty, are you all right?
34:51I'm fine.
34:53I just feel like I'm going to die.
34:54Your Majesty.
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