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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:14Ugh, another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:23Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:31Sure thing, hon.
00:00:33Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:36He'll be there soon.
00:00:39Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:52You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:05You know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:17What are you doing?
00:01:19What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:26It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:30Stay away from me, creep.
00:01:32Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't ya?
00:01:37Stop!
00:01:38Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:42What the hell?
00:01:50Mr. Collins? Hudson's best friend?
00:02:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:02:10You're shivering. Come on, kiddo.
00:02:13Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:19Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
00:02:31I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:42Something wrong?
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:51wet.
00:02:53From the rain.
00:02:56Wipe it, then.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:18There's no rain up there.
00:03:21Right. Sorry.
00:03:26So why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:27I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:50Okay, then.
00:03:52Okay, then.
00:03:57Wait, wait, wait. Stop. I need to pick something up.
00:04:00No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:02I am 22 years old.
00:04:03Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:05Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
00:04:08Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:14and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year. And nobody...
00:04:16If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:21Yes.
00:04:30I'll be quick.
00:04:42You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:46It's not safe.
00:04:48Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:51Why didn't you say something?
00:04:53I just did.
00:04:54You freaking creep!
00:04:57Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:16When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:31I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:34I'm sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:47You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:55This is a small kickback? Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:00Does your dad know about that?
00:06:03Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:07but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:06:10Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge, and I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:16Wait, Chris. No, please.
00:06:20This might be my only chance.
00:06:22I don't think so.
00:06:23I don't think so.
00:06:24I don't think so.
00:06:25I don't think so.
00:06:26I don't think so.
00:06:27I don't think so.
00:06:28I don't think so.
00:06:30This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:45I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:06:52and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:56Fine. Have your kickback. Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:11Who is that?
00:07:14No one.
00:07:19I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:22It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:25This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:50I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:00You better not show your face in there.
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14Promise to Mark.
00:08:15I promise.
00:08:24Whoa! Who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:27Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:38Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:43I have to literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means...
00:08:50Fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi. Hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:10Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:16Thanks, Heather.
00:09:17Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:20Enjoy the party.
00:09:25I guess this bottle in the cabin makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:33Harper?
00:09:36Forget Harper. Hang out with me.
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:50Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:52Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:55Talk or no talk?
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies. I don't like my women. Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:15Huh? He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper. Hey, listen.
00:10:38Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:44Yeah, of course you can. You're like your school royalty.
00:10:50Thanks.
00:10:51Thanks. You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're friends?
00:10:59Of course. I have to pee. Wait for me?
00:11:05Yeah, of course. I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold.
00:11:31Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:37Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:52I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:09The hell?
00:12:16Attention, everybody.
00:12:19Attention, everybody. Hello.
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:38Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:43Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Oh, Harper.
00:12:49Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No! He's gonna give it back!
00:13:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:08And honestly, he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:13:14You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:26Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:34Let's cool her down.
00:13:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:56Fuck this.
00:14:14No!
00:14:19Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:35Come to her party. Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:40It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:42A joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:52Chris, that's enough. Better go.
00:14:57One last look.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:07You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:08Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:10Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:13If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:20Harper literally just curled.
00:15:22I don't give a fuck.
00:15:23Everyone out!
00:15:25The fuck out!
00:15:33What the hell was that?
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:41Fuck.
00:15:55She hurt you.
00:15:56Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:58Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:05You crying?
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:09I don't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:14I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:18Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:22You just embarrassed me in front of them.
00:16:23I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:24And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:25I said stop!
00:16:29I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:33We'll find you another school.
00:16:35I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:37You keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:16:40just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:42I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:47I told you
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:54And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:16:58Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid,
00:17:03what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:08Sorry.
00:17:11Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:34Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:38You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:43I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:50Oh!
00:17:52God.
00:18:00What?
00:18:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:13No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:18It cannot be happening.
00:18:19He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:30You know, if you weren't a play, you could have just asked.
00:18:33I don't want to...
00:18:34I don't want to play.
00:18:35What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:37Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:39You're the one who came into my room, into my closet,
00:18:41when I wasn't here.
00:18:44I was doing you a favor
00:18:45and helping you move out,
00:18:46because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:49Uncuff me.
00:18:54What are your manners?
00:18:57Say please.
00:18:59Please.
00:19:01Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:17What the...
00:19:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:20Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:30Rule number one.
00:19:32There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:36You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:39So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:43you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:45I can take care of myself.
00:19:47Rule number two.
00:19:49No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:07You're not ready to play.
00:20:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:31Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:36we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:39You can have your privacy.
00:20:42Until sunset.
00:20:44What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:20:51Ah!
00:20:56Ah!
00:21:13How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19She's hot-headed.
00:21:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:24Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:31She's fine, Mark.
00:21:32Good.
00:21:33You're my best friend.
00:21:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57Fuck.
00:22:20You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble, and you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:38Oh, excuse me.
00:22:40We're filming.
00:22:41Filming?
00:22:42Filming what?
00:22:43Some real hot stuff.
00:22:45Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:46Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:48I'm looking for Harper Weaves.
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Weaves.
00:22:52It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:57Nope.
00:22:58Harper is my best friend.
00:22:59And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:01Hey, wait!
00:23:02Wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:11You look so sexy.
00:23:13Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here.
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25I tried to stop him.
00:23:30No, Harper.
00:23:31You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:33What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project.
00:23:36Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:38Class my ass.
00:23:39Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:41I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:43Chris, stop!
00:23:44Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:46Then the camera's next.
00:23:47Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:48Not the camera.
00:23:49That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:50You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:53That is enough!
00:24:09These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:13We hit the whole classies list.
00:24:15No one's going to see these.
00:24:17Deleting them.
00:24:18What?
00:24:19That is art.
00:24:20Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there
00:24:23and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:33Your choice.
00:24:38And it is.
00:24:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:45If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:48I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:03Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me
00:25:13and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:15I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:25:21You need me around for your safety
00:25:23because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:28Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:44You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those things you do?
00:25:50They're cute too.
00:25:52You know what's not cute?
00:25:55Me jealous.
00:25:57Now you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:25:59And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:02But you better not test me
00:26:05or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:21Just admit
00:26:23that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:33There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:37Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:40You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:49So...
00:26:52Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:36He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:42He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:47Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:49Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:59Until he snaps.
00:28:00And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:04And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:11Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:13Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:16Because I get what I want.
00:28:29Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:32Popcorn, check.
00:28:34A notebook.
00:28:35The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:49What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:57Seduce him.
00:28:58I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:10I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:12Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's...
00:29:41Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49What about your date?
00:29:58Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:01Jane, Jane, no, don't come.
00:30:09How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:22It's true love.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:27Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or...
00:30:33Maybe...
00:30:35You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:57Now, come on.
00:30:59Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:06Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:10Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:13As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:27And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:06Just...
00:32:09Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13This is the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:24You're supposed to seduce him, Harper. Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:38You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:41So I'll wait.
00:32:43You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:46Not tonight.
00:32:48I'm busy.
00:32:49Busy?
00:32:52Neither for me, you're not.
00:32:54When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman? No.
00:33:03Not a woman.
00:33:06Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:09Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:18Not this guy.
00:33:20Who's my number?
00:33:29Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:33Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:40She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:43Good.
00:33:46Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:10Stay?
00:34:15Damn it, Harper.
00:34:39I love you.
00:34:58You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:04Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:07Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:09I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:11His business partner.
00:35:13I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:15No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:26No.
00:35:28Because you're still alive.
00:35:30Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:33One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:36You don't know that.
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:45That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:10What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:23Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:39Well, this will do.
00:36:58So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:09I don't know.
00:37:14Struggling much?
00:37:15Huh?
00:37:36I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:51Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:56That's not...
00:38:03No underwear?
00:38:11That's bad manners, angel.
00:38:15What are you going to do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:24No.
00:38:30You don't know me.
00:38:34You don't know me?
00:38:35You don't know me.
00:38:41I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:44Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:38:50I'd say do your worst.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:08I can't let this happen.
00:39:09What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:15You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:20But... but what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:25I can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cut block!
00:39:42You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:53That was part of the plan!
00:39:55I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:58Was it... big?
00:40:01So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:11Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:31Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:54Stop messing with that.
00:40:56You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:59You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:02How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:04He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:12Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:16You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?
00:41:24What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:32Fine.
00:41:34But, Herbert, are you sure?
00:41:36It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:54Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:04I want to get back together.
00:42:06You cheated on me.
00:42:08I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:12But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:14Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:17This isn't about payback.
00:42:19I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on? Huh?
00:42:27Are you fucking other guys? You slut! Huh?
00:42:31Get off me.
00:42:33No, no, no, no, no. Let me see them.
00:42:35Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:37Show me. Show me!
00:42:39Go with me!
00:42:41There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:46A drink?
00:42:48I don't have time for this.
00:42:50You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:52That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:55Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:58Me?
00:43:00We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:02Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:05It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:13You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:15But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:17I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:25Help me! Help!
00:43:27Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:30Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:32Good girl.
00:43:35You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:37I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:39That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:43And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:10He's not worth it. Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:21Let's go.
00:44:41Fuck.
00:44:44Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:47Should we call 911?
00:44:49Seriously, Harper?
00:44:51He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:53I handled myself just fine.
00:44:55And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:22So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:27Let's see who you are.
00:45:39Do we have to do this?
00:45:41What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:44Doesn't your crazy ass have to do with self-defense?
00:45:47I don't know.
00:45:48What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:50Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:54Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:56So, yes.
00:45:58We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:13I'm going to throw up.
00:46:14What?
00:46:17Breathe.
00:46:20You can do this.
00:46:45Shh.
00:46:48I'm right here.
00:46:50Don't focus on the water.
00:46:52Just look at me.
00:46:58It's not hard to do.
00:46:59It's not hard to do.
00:47:13It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:15I got you.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:23You're fine.
00:47:25You're fine, Harper.
00:47:30Just breathe.
00:47:32Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:44Fine.
00:47:46Just insanely distracted.
00:47:49Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:00I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:08What?
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:13Oh, my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:51Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:59What happened?
00:49:00What happened?
00:49:01You blacked out.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04You're okay.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:08For what?
00:49:11You did amazing.
00:49:14It's just going to get better and better.
00:49:15I can't do this.
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:23We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:24Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:30Don't think about him.
00:49:31If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:40I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:43Just say you don't want me.
00:49:54Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:58I want you.
00:50:01I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:02You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08You really like me.
00:50:20What the hell?
00:50:21What are you doing?
00:50:22We need to talk about this first.
00:50:23Inside.
00:50:24With our minds, not our crotch.
00:50:26Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:28I'm not a tease.
00:50:29I just care about you.
00:50:31So you are a grandpa.
00:50:33Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:38Come on.
00:50:39Let's go inside.
00:50:41No.
00:50:42I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:46I'm going to shower.
00:50:53Harper.
00:50:54What are you doing?
00:51:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:06Running a daycare.
00:51:08Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:14Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:16Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:19I'm Milena Kaufman.
00:51:21The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:24I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:28And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:30He might be sexy.
00:51:32But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:35Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger,
00:51:37like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:41Oh, honey.
00:51:42I'm so sorry.
00:51:44Oh, honey.
00:51:45I go where I want.
00:51:47Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:51You've been tracking him?
00:51:53What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:55The same kind he is.
00:51:57Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:11Very intimately.
00:52:13I am surprised.
00:52:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:19Just all around...
00:52:22not intense enough for him.
00:52:24Not intense enough?
00:52:27Yeah, well...
00:52:29Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:33Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:36I mean, look at you.
00:52:37You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:42You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:44Don't call me that.
00:52:48You wanna know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:52He likes to take you from behind,
00:52:54handcuff you so you can't run,
00:52:57choke you out.
00:52:58None of that kissing or pillow talk.
00:53:02Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:05because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:10He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:12He actually lives here with me.
00:53:16You little skank.
00:53:26Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:32Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:46Harper? Harper!
00:53:51Smile for TMI, loser.
00:53:54Please help!
00:53:55Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:59That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:36Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:48Harper! Harper!
00:54:51Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:52It's okay, I got you.
00:54:53You're sick.
00:54:54You're sick.
00:54:55I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:59Oh, you're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:01It's okay.
00:55:02Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:03I mean, I know she can homewreck,
00:55:05but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:08Homewreck?
00:55:12Harper could never homewreck Esmeralda.
00:55:15She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:20I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:22You were just playing hard to get, so I...
00:55:24I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:26I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:28I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:30You were just playing hard to get, so I...
00:55:32got a little jealous.
00:55:34She could never homewreck us because...
00:55:37there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:41Joke me harder.
00:55:44I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:49I don't love you.
00:55:51And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:59She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:12Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:15asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:18and why his major investors have pulled out their funds
00:56:21from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:23You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:25that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:27is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:30You got that?
00:56:31Are you threatening me?
00:56:33No.
00:56:34But I'm telling you,
00:56:36don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:41Get out of here.
00:56:42Wait.
00:56:43Please, don't. I'll...
00:56:45I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:47What are you doing?
00:56:49No.
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait! Wait!
00:57:22I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:34I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:47A lot according to her.
00:57:49A lot according to her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:04She said that...
00:58:09that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15She said that...
00:58:20that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:25Satisfy you.
00:58:27In bed.
00:58:33That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:37you'd never be into me.
00:58:43Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:50But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:53I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:00When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:03I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:07And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:14What did you regret?
00:59:16Not doing this sooner.
00:59:44What the hell am I doing?
00:59:46Why'd you stop again?
00:59:48You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:50Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:52I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:57This isn't about Mark.
00:59:59It's about you and me.
01:00:01So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours,
01:00:04you need to kill it.
01:00:06No.
01:00:08No.
01:00:10No.
01:00:13I'm too dangerous.
01:00:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake.
01:00:20I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:23It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:26There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:31It's because you're a coward.
01:00:33You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:35Just admit it.
01:00:36You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:38Just be a man and own it.
01:00:40Don't!
01:00:42You're a psycho.
01:00:51I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:01Morning.
01:01:03Bagel?
01:01:04I'm not hungry.
01:01:07You need to eat.
01:01:16No.
01:01:18What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:28Are we even now?
01:01:32You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:36What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:38I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:40You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:54Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:59Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:06I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:09I promise.
01:02:17Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:19Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:24Nope.
01:02:26And he's never going to.
01:02:28Huh?
01:02:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:32Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:35Oh, hey!
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:38Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:40You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:44And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:46Stop moping.
01:02:48Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:56Okay.
01:03:06How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:09Like a million hours?
01:03:11Who the fuck cares?
01:03:13We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:19Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:34Whoops.
01:03:41I think I hear them coming.
01:03:43Let's go.
01:03:45One last touch.
01:03:54Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:03Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:06Huh?
01:04:08What?
01:04:10No, no, no, no.
01:04:12My final project.
01:04:14How am I going to graduate?
01:04:16Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:22Harper.
01:04:25Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:28Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:30Shh.
01:04:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:36Shh.
01:04:37Don't say that.
01:04:39It's obviously her selfie portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:49Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:55We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:57You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:59Guess what.
01:05:00You have no proof.
01:05:02Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:05That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:09Harper.
01:05:11There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:13I can explain.
01:05:16Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:21It's so ugly.
01:05:23Isn't it, professor?
01:05:24We have to fail Harper.
01:05:26It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:29Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:33In fact, I guess just bought this piece.
01:05:37Wait, what?
01:05:38Who would buy this crap?
01:05:40I would.
01:05:47It's you.
01:05:48You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:52Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:54Don't you know who this is?
01:05:56Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:05:59There's no way.
01:06:01That's okay, professor.
01:06:02Not everyone has taste.
01:06:04I'm going to tell you who this is.
01:06:06It's you.
01:06:08You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:11Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:13Don't you know who this is?
01:06:15Not everyone has taste.
01:06:19How much for this painting?
01:06:21Oh, no.
01:06:22Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:28Done.
01:06:30Wait, $1,800?
01:06:33Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:36We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:40This gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:43whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000
01:06:47sitting in his bank account?
01:06:50Here's two mil.
01:06:52Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:55whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:58Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:01Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:09Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:11Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:14Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:18My father still runs this university.
01:07:21Money runs this university.
01:07:23And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:26who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:31You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:34Professor, you can't.
01:07:36Please.
01:07:37Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:40No, wait, Professor!
01:07:41Not so fast.
01:07:43What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:47No!
01:07:56I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:59Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:02Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:06is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:08I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:11Those dresses, though.
01:08:13Wait, what? Huh?
01:08:26The dress!
01:08:28This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:30You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:32What was it that you two said?
01:08:34Oh, right.
01:08:36Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:41The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:44You're being suspended.
01:08:45Let's go.
01:08:46Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:48They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:50Let's go!
01:08:52Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:54I'll see you later.
01:08:57Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:09:00Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:02That's $18,000!
01:09:05Seriously?
01:09:07I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:14What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:20He, um...
01:09:22I mean, I...
01:09:26I was an idiot.
01:09:28And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:47A blindfold?
01:09:50I want you, Harper.
01:09:52I want to do things to you.
01:09:56Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:04I do.
01:10:17Why'd we stop?
01:10:19I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:22I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:25Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:31And I'll wait for you.
01:10:34Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:42Harper! Harper!
01:10:45Hello? Earth to Harper.
01:10:48You need to look at this.
01:10:49Can it wait, Maria? I'm having...
01:10:51very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:55Ew. No. That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:58Harper, look.
01:11:00You got the fuck out of here!
01:11:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:05Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:07You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:11:10I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:12Harper!
01:11:20Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:27Hey! Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:38Please. Please let me go.
01:11:41If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:45Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:48Harper.
01:11:50Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:53Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:56You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:02He humiliated me!
01:12:04But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:08He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:12Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:17Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:20No, no, you can just watch.
01:12:24No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:43A trap?
01:12:45What the hell?
01:12:55Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:12:58I'm not a romantic.
01:13:00I'm not a romantic.
01:13:02I'm not a romantic.
01:13:04I'm not a romantic.
01:13:06I'm not a romantic.
01:13:08I'm not a romantic.
01:13:10I hate romance.
01:13:14I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:18Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:28Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:30You're gonna explain.
01:13:32But first...
01:13:35You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:37Is that text a prank?
01:13:41Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:46Can we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:52Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Looks like he's here.
01:14:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:07Get ready, boys.
01:14:11Let's go.
01:14:22I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:41What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:43What?
01:14:44Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:14:52Let me go! I'll leave Harper...
01:14:54I already told you once. You should have listened to me then.
01:15:00I'm going to kill you.
01:15:02I'm going to kill you.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you.
01:15:06I'm going to kill you.
01:15:09I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:30Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:33Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:36You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:39When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:49Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:57Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:59It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:01I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:03Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:06I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:08No, Dad! Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship...
01:16:14But?
01:16:15Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:25Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:27Please don't be mad.
01:16:30You're wrong about that.
01:16:33It's not deep down.
01:16:35It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:47Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:50I believe you.
01:16:52You keep her safe.
01:16:56With my goddamn life.
01:17:14Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:16Yes.
01:17:25Yes.
01:17:30Yes, Daddy.
01:17:34Say it.
01:17:36Yes, Daddy.
01:17:42I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you to fuck me.
01:17:56Stop teasing.
01:17:59I want you now.
01:18:06Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:26Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:46Are you sure about that?
01:18:55Yes.
01:19:03You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:07You can either un-cuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:26You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:30A red-shot liar.
01:19:34Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:56Fuck.
01:19:58Since I started, I'm not stopping.
01:20:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:11You're different.
01:20:26Ready for round five?
01:20:29Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:31Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:35What if I don't?
01:20:39Who is that?
01:20:40Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:42Honey, you home?
01:20:43Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:45Stop it, girl!
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:51This is my home, Harper Reid.
01:20:54If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:57Okay, I will.
01:20:59Can you get out?
01:21:13I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:16Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:18No, please keep them covered.
01:21:21I want to give a speech.
01:21:22And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:24I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:27You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:31Just get on with it.
01:21:33What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part.
01:21:39It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:45And for me to be...
01:21:47Vulnerable?
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:50But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:56You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:58And I want to be around you.
01:22:01Forever.
01:22:14So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:22As a graduation present.
01:22:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:33Only if you want to.
01:22:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:39Are you serious?
01:22:42What's wrong?
01:22:43Did I attack you?
01:22:45I liked it, I thought...
01:22:46Deal!
01:22:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:55Which is?
01:22:56You have to move in there with me.
01:23:00Deal.
01:23:11You