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00:00:00But I'm here to protect you.
00:00:04You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:07That's my dad's best friend.
00:00:09Chris Collins.
00:00:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:00:15What did you get yourself into Harper?
00:00:17You think that is about the fucking dies your dad's age?
00:00:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:00:27I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:32You're too dangerous.
00:00:35You know what's not cute?
00:00:37Me jealous.
00:00:43It's in it you're jealous.
00:00:46What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:51You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:52I'll eat you alive.
00:00:53D.O.
00:00:54You're worse, daddy.
00:01:03Oh, looking good, girl.
00:01:20Just another creep.
00:01:21Just my luck.
00:01:27Please pick up.
00:01:29Hi, dad thought I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:01:38Sure thing, hun.
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:43He'll be there soon.
00:01:44What?
00:01:51Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:53You must have a death wish.
00:02:08Shut up.
00:02:09You have the worst timing.
00:02:10Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:13I'm cashing it in.
00:02:14What are you doing?
00:02:16What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:02:35You get away from me.
00:02:37Creep.
00:02:38You got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop.
00:02:44Let's see what else he can do.
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:56Mr. Collins?
00:02:58Dad's son's best friend?
00:03:01You're shivering.
00:03:02Come on, kiddo.
00:03:12Kiddo?
00:03:18Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:20I'm a grown-ass woman, doh-dee-oh.
00:03:23You want me to roll out a red carpet for you, or what?
00:03:26Let's go.
00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:41He's buffering over there.
00:03:44He's buffering over there.
00:03:48Something wrong?
00:03:50Um.
00:03:53Your arm is...
00:03:59From the rain.
00:04:02Wipe it then.
00:04:23There's no rain up there.
00:04:31So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags not picking up some
00:04:38guy's daughter.
00:04:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months, dot I don't do
00:04:49small talk.
00:04:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:00Stop.
00:05:03I need to pick something up, dot and oh.
00:05:05I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol, dot I am 22.
00:05:09I am 22 years old.
00:05:11Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:12Shut up.
00:05:13You're not that much older than me.
00:05:14Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:05:19nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:05:22of the year.
00:05:25If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:32Yes.
00:05:38I'll be quick.
00:05:47You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:51It's not safe.
00:05:53Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Why didn't you say something?
00:05:58I just did.
00:05:59You freaking creep.
00:06:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:17When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes, dot I was
00:06:37not checking you out.
00:06:39That was a yawn.
00:06:41I'm sure it was, kiddo, dot it's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:07:11This is a small kickback?
00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:18Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks.
00:07:24But he doesn't live here and neither do you.
00:07:29I live here now, dot he put me in charge.
00:07:32And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris.
00:07:35No please.
00:07:38This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:49You can't buy your friends, kid dot I don't have another choice.
00:07:55I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and
00:07:59I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:02Fine.
00:08:05Have your kickback, dot or not.
00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:12I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:18Who is that?
00:08:25I'm going to kill you, count your days, slut.
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him.
00:08:34This sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me.
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety, dot.
00:08:40That's the only reason I'm here, dot.
00:08:41It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:44Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here, dot.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says, dot.
00:08:58I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:02And stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an ass-alito, all my friends.
00:09:30Whoa!
00:09:32Who's this buff grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Maya.
00:09:44Remind me of my Ritalo Zernobody's house when I run green lights.
00:09:49He'll literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chicarperie has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol.
00:10:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:09Duh.
00:10:10Couldn't miss it.
00:10:13It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:16Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:19I guess this bottle of Macallan makes it for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:52I don't like talking, dot, oh.
00:10:54I know your type, daddy.
00:10:56Christina and Yar into group activities.
00:10:58Talk or no talk?
00:11:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:05Ladies, dot, I don't like my women desperate.
00:11:16Oh, and mention Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:20Huh?
00:11:22He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:30Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:33Everyone is using the one downstairs in.
00:11:36No, of course you can dot your like your school royalty.
00:11:39Thanks.
00:11:46I can't believe we didn't.
00:12:16What dirt can I find?
00:12:26Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:12:40You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:03I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:18What the hell?
00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:13:39Dear diary.
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me dot oh Harper.
00:13:52Daddy issues much?
00:13:58Honestly.
00:14:16He weren't my dad's best friend.
00:14:18You fantasize about the fucking was your dad's age?
00:14:22Harper, that is so nasty dot and oh, Christina.
00:14:26It's not true.
00:14:27Christina, I think the bitches in here or something dot is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on.
00:14:56I don't know.
00:15:25Tell us that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend.
00:15:31You are supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:38Come to her party.
00:15:39Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:43It was a joke.
00:15:44It was a joke.
00:15:46Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:52Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:57Chris, that's enough.
00:15:58Let her go.
00:16:03One last.
00:16:12You're damn right.
00:16:13I'm petty dot.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections dot if you mess with her again.
00:16:24Fuck you up.
00:16:25Harper, literally just pearl dot I don't give a fuck.
00:16:29Everyone out.
00:16:30The fuck out.
00:16:46Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:07You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:14I don't understand.
00:17:15Those aren't your friends kid.
00:17:17They just tried to hurt you dot.
00:17:19I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:21Stupid dot.
00:17:22I know they're not my friends.
00:17:24But that was Christina's fault.
00:17:26You just embarrassed her dot.
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here dot.
00:17:29I said stop.
00:17:30I said stop.
00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school dot.
00:17:39We'll find you another school dot.
00:17:40I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:42Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:45Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully.
00:17:54To stop calling that.
00:17:58And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:18:06If I'm such a kid,
00:18:09Let's not argue.
00:18:15Sorry.
00:18:16Kid dot that's my gun dot you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:38There better not be a single t-shirt in there of Chris Collins.
00:18:49I swear dot I don't care what my dad says.
00:19:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:18You know.
00:19:35If he wanted to play he could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these you perv?
00:19:45Oh I'm the perv.
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room.
00:19:49Into my closet.
00:19:50When I wasn't here dot I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:55Uncuff me.
00:20:00What the?
00:20:22You and I are going to establish some grounds.
00:20:24Are you ready to listen like a good little girl or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:34Rule number one dot there is a lot scarier shit out there kiddo.
00:20:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice IT dot SO when I tell you that I'm here to protect you.
00:20:48You better listen to everything I say dot I can take care of myself.
00:20:53Rule number two dot and oh talking back dot I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:05Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games dot you're not ready to play.
00:21:29So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:34Um my plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular no violent non mafia America have this thing called privacy.
00:21:41You can have your privacy.
00:21:43Until sunset.
00:21:45What does that mean?
00:22:07Uh she's hot headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me dot I as she back from class.
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:35Chris is my daughter okay?
00:22:37She's fine Mark.
00:22:39Good.
00:22:40You're my best friend.
00:22:41You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:23:05You're a fucking strip club Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip dot uh excuse me dot we're filming.
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it.
00:23:53Grandpa dot go find a room somewhere else dot I'm looking for Harper Rose dot IT says her location is here dot SO step aside before I make you.
00:24:03Nope.
00:24:04Harper's my best friend.
00:24:06And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for her.
00:24:09Hey wait.
00:24:11Wait.
00:24:12Wait.
00:24:13You look so sexy.
00:24:14Keep going.
00:24:15Harper?
00:24:24You shouldn't be here.
00:24:28You shouldn't be here dot I tried to stop him.
00:24:31Hey no Harper.
00:24:33You shouldn't be in this grimy ass place.
00:24:35What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:37It's for a class project.
00:24:39Get him his camera back you prick.
00:24:41Class my ASS dot IS that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:48Chris stop.
00:24:49Stop.
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:58That is enough.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23That is art.
00:25:24Give him his camera back or I swear to god I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:31See how much my dad likes that.
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:43Camera it is.
00:25:47No no no.
00:25:48You asshole.
00:25:49If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again I will jam the camera so far down
00:25:54your throat he'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:25:56What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:05We're leaving.
00:26:06Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me.
00:26:15And then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:17I did it for your own good.
00:26:19You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:26:22You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:29Like a piece of me.my classmate?
00:26:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:50You're cute.
00:26:51Harper dot I'll give you that and those things you duffy recute too.
00:26:54You know what's not cute?
00:26:56Me jealous.
00:26:57Now you were right dot I'm in some shady business and I don't give two shits about what your
00:27:01little friends think about me but you better not test me or I'll break you.
00:27:12Well guess what?
00:27:21You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:26Just admit that you want me.
00:27:34What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:39Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:41What?
00:27:42Chris?
00:27:43You wanna be my bodyguard?
00:27:44Fine.
00:27:45But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:27:48Let's see if dad keeps you.
00:27:52Around now.
00:27:53Are you gonna tell muho that possessive psycho hottie he is?
00:27:57No are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:59Oh my god Maria.
00:28:01No you.
00:28:02That's my dad's best friend.
00:28:04Chris Collins dot he was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:08And he secretly wants to fuck you dot I don't know.
00:28:11But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home dot you him.
00:28:16Wait.
00:28:21You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move dot SO that's step one dot you should have
00:28:39seen the way he barged into that club looking for you dot he was jealous.
00:28:43Harps.
00:28:44Yeah right.
00:28:45Jealous of me?
00:28:46I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods dot he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist
00:28:52MMA fighter dot he's jealous of you dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you dot IT looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:29:00dot SO all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to but fuck now here in no time dot here's
00:29:16to Operation Seduction Chris Collins because I get what I want.
00:29:30Well what do you want?
00:29:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:56Um popcorn Harper you idiot.
00:29:59Seduce him dot I mean it brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:03But if you're busy I can't come back later.
00:30:06Wait wait wait dot I have a date but that's not important.
00:30:11Your pulse is racing dot what's going on?
00:30:14Uh is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:17Uh no I just I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but.
00:30:29Well are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54What about your date?
00:31:14How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real.
00:31:20This is ridiculous dot and no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone
00:31:25like this dot it's true love dot there's no such thing as true love.
00:31:29Anyone who is fully grown knows that kiddo dot or.
00:31:38Maybe you're just a soulless AI bot and there are batteries in your back.
00:31:51What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:02Now come on just admit that you enjoyed it sure.
00:32:13Don't mess with me Harper dot I'm not a toy.
00:32:16I'll ruin her.
00:32:17Well I'm not just something that can be ruined dot as hard as you try to convince yourself.
00:32:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28Not a lie you are a beautiful woman and I'm too much for you kid you can't handle me try me.
00:32:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit dot I don't kiss then you don't make love Harper.
00:32:48Maybe I'm into that dot no I don't think you are.
00:32:56What did you get yourself into Harper?
00:33:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:17You're supposed to seduce him Harper dot you're supposed to seduce him Harper.
00:33:32Not be seduced by him dot I told you not to call me in my personal phone dot I told you not to call me in my personal phone dot you're late.
00:33:40Big Daddy dot I'm pissed dot as oh I'll wait you want to come in and fuck your frustration up.
00:33:46Not tonight dot I'm busy busy whether for me or not what the hell are you with another woman woman no.
00:34:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:16Not this guy dot who's my.
00:34:32Whoever this girl is your days are numbered dot do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:46She's going to be the death of me good because I'm coming for you Chris Collins.
00:35:46You know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside.
00:36:05Oh my God do we have sex.
00:36:10Oh my God did we have sex I slept with my dad's best friend his business partner dot I'm a dead girl walking dot and oh but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:22So so we didn't know because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me angel point one night with me is one you wouldn't survive you don't know that.
00:36:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type dot oh yeah.
00:36:46Explain the dot that's morning would sweetheart dot don't get your hopes up dot we're not on a nickname basis dot you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you.
00:37:04Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you.
00:37:10What's wrong.
00:37:15Not as adventurous as you thought you were I am going to go for a cock a walk.
00:37:21I'm going to go for a walk with my friend.
00:37:27Thanks for watching me sleep bye.
00:37:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry.
00:38:07Struggling much.
00:38:17I don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious kid.
00:38:45I had no other choice dot I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt you just can't get away from me can you know that's not.
00:39:15That's bad manners Angela.
00:39:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back would you complain about that princess.
00:39:51Let's see you do your worst dot let's see you do your worst.
00:40:09I'm sorry dot I can't let this happen what the heck why are you stopping.
00:40:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up Harper.
00:40:23But what about there's no but stock can't let this happen again.
00:40:31You actually.
00:40:46Tried to fuck your dad's best friend.
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend that was part of the plan dot I can't even go back to my own place now dot I'm so embarrassed was it big so big.
00:41:08Look I don't want to talk about Chris Collins dick for a second longer dot it's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak wait what do you mean he's a sex freak like BDSM nipples whips chains handcuffs dot my dad has the worst taste in friends I swear why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me.
00:41:32Wait do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight oh I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy what if he is coming stop messing with that dot you're going to flash a nine year old alumni and give him a heart attack you don't think it's too much Maria how else are you going to wear man he's not my man.
00:42:02I hope you're not talking about me dot EW leave Brian she doesn't want to speak to you you still letting this loser make your decisions for you hearts huh.
00:42:24What do you want Brian fine but Harper are you sure you finally leave me alone.
00:42:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking.
00:43:07I want to get back together you cheated on me dot I deserve better Brian and it's not going to be from you but that was months ago dot haven't you already got your payback yet this isn't about payback.
00:43:23I've moved on and you should too what do you mean moved on are you fucking other guys you slut get off me dot and oh no no no let me see then let me see how you're fucking other guys show me dot there's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you dot a drink I don't have time for this you still owe me for our canceled plans you know dot it's not happening ever are you fucking breaking up with me.
00:44:01Me we were never a thing to begin with babe get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you dot it's not a threat dot it's a fact.
00:44:14You'll regret this Christopher but I'm not going to come after you dot I'm going to come after your bitch that stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:27Help me help.
00:44:31Why are you playing so hard to get now slut stop it that's enough good girl you are going to regret that you bitch dot I don't think she will actually dot that's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior customer and you just made me rip it asshole are you okay take her you psychopath dot she's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:00Stop it.
00:45:01You're going to kill him dot he's not worth it dot let's go dot if you contact her if you go anywhere near her I'll finish the job dot I promise dot let's go.
00:45:31Chris you almost killed him should we call 9-11 seriously Harper he tried to hurt you you still care about him I handled myself just fine and if I wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened to you.
00:46:01What happened you're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:04So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are dot do we have to do this.
00:46:47What does swimming have to do with self-defense doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim.
00:46:53Your dad wants me to keep you safe dot SO yes we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you dot I'm right here dot don't focus on the water just look at me.
00:47:23I'm right here.
00:47:36I'm right here.
00:47:37It's okay it's okay dot I got you.
00:48:07It's okay dot it's okay dot it's okay.
00:48:27Fine.
00:48:29You're fine Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe just keep breathing how are you feeling.
00:48:48Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted ready for the next step yeah dot I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:07I thought you didn't make love.
00:49:12Oh my god dot oh my god dot you're talking about swimming.
00:49:23What goes on in the head of yours I want you to get you said to being underwater what happened.
00:49:53What happened you're okay dot you're okay dot I'm sorry you did amazing dot you're just going to get better and better dot I can't do this hey dot we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me your dad won't like this dot don't think about him dot if you want me then kiss me.
00:50:23If you want me then kiss me dot I don't think you understand what you're getting into dot I'm a dangerous man Harper just say you don't want me.
00:50:53Does that feel like I don't want you and I told you not to mess with me dot you're going to get hurt what the hell.
00:51:23What are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our crosses why are you being such a tease you grandpa I'm not a tease I just care about you dot so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:39Come on dot let's go inside dot and oh I need a momento cool off.
00:51:50I'm going to shower.
00:52:00Harper what are you doing.
00:52:12So this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare who are you who are you and what are you doing in my house I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:42Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:12I am surprised.
00:53:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in there just all around sounds not intense enough for him not intense enough yeah well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:36Please don't make me laugh dot I mean look at you dot you're the most vanilla missionary hello princess you want to know how Chris likes to fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:06He'll be bored of you in a week dot he actually lives here with me.
00:54:36I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:54:56I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:55:16I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:55:36I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:55:56I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:56:16I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:56:36I'm Melanica Chris is here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend dot let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:56:56How was I supposito know that the bitch couldn't swim? She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:11What are you doing? Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors dot you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:30You got that? Are you threatening me? No.
00:57:34I'm telling you dot don't fuck with people I care about.
00:57:40Get out of here. Wait. Please don't dot I'll do anything. Please. Please.
00:58:10Sorry for the situation I put you in Harper. She will not bother you again dot I swear dot don't worry about it.
00:58:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh? I never dated her dot we weren't a thing.
00:58:58Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:11I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:22That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:39That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:47But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:51I'm supposed to protect you. When I was in that pool two really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:59And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:09What the hell am I doing? Why'd you stop again? You're playing with fire. Harper dot you're dead.
01:00:39You're dead dot you're dead dot you're dead dot you're on fire, Harper.
01:00:55Your dad is going to kill me dot I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:02This isn't about Mark dot it's about you and me dot SO whatever it is you're dreaming off behind those doe eyes of yours.
01:01:09You need to kill it.
01:01:15I'm too dangerous.
01:01:19So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened?
01:01:23It's for the best. Harper dot there's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:28Yeah dot it's cause you're a coward dot you're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:32Just admit it. You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:36Just be a man and own it dot don't. You're a psycho.
01:01:54I'm just trying to protect you, morning bagel.
01:02:04I'm not hungry.
01:02:08You need to eat dot know what I need.
01:02:21Is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:27Are we even now?
01:02:33You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you dot what's wrong kiddo.
01:02:38I hate seeing you like this. You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45I'm going to make this up to you. Promise.
01:03:08Does Mr. Collins know about this? Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:12Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:26And he's never going to. Huh? I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:31Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:35Oh, hey. Let's forget about that douche bag, okay?
01:03:39You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class and I am not letting you fail.
01:03:45Stop moping. Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:49Okay. Okay.
01:04:05How long do you think this took to paint Christina like a million hours?
01:04:11Who the fuck cares? We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:16Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:35I think I hear them coming. Let's go point one last touch.
01:04:49Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect. Huh? No, my final project.
01:05:10How am I going to graduate? Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:15Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:35Don't say that, Dot. It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:48Did you do this? Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class, Dot.
01:05:54We're going to report you to the Dean. Christina, Dot, you're not going to get away with this.
01:05:59Guess what? You have no proof. Good luck with that.
01:06:03Losers, Dot, that's what you get for fucking with me, Harper. Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:10Professor, I can explain. Harper.
01:06:20Is this your work? It's so ugly, Dot, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:24We have to fail Harper, Dot. IT looks like a complete joke.
01:06:28Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing, Dot. I, in fact, I guess just bought this piece.
01:06:34Wait, what? Who would buy this crap?
01:06:37I would, Dot. It's you. You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:41Christina, don't be rude, Dot. Don't you know who this is?
01:06:45Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector, Dot, and oh wait, Dot, that's okay, Professor.
01:06:51Not everyone has taste. How much for this painting?
01:06:54Oh, no. Our starting price is dollar.
01:06:58$18,000.
01:07:24Wait, $1,800? Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:42Dot, you're telling me this gun pulling, whiskey chugging, $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:49Here's two mil, take the rest, and buy art supplies.
01:07:52Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's Day.
01:07:55Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much, Dot, oh my god.
01:07:59Oh my god? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:04Language, Miss Hawks, Dot, don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:08Who cares if this old man gave you dollar?
01:08:11Two, zero zero zero. Zero zero zero?
01:08:15My father still runs this university.
01:08:18Money runs this university.
01:08:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor,
01:08:23who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:33You're going to get us expelled.
01:08:35Professor, you can't.
01:08:36Please, getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:40Professor, not so fast.
01:08:57I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving that was us.
01:09:02Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:07Dot, I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:09These dresses though, wait, what?
01:09:12I fucking paid for this.
01:09:14Is that what you two said?
01:09:16Oh right, good luck proving it was me.
01:09:40The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:44Dot, you're being suspended.
01:09:46Let's go.
01:09:47Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this.
01:09:51Arrest them.
01:09:52Let's go.
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:56Dot, I'll see you later.
01:10:00Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.
01:10:02Chris, that was eighteen grand.
01:10:04Dot, that's dollar eighteen, zero zero zero.
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:15What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:19He, um...
01:10:25I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:27And I'm sorry, Dot, I might help show you how much I want you.
01:10:37I want you.
01:10:51I want you.
01:10:52Harper, Dot, I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:07I want you.
01:11:17Why'd we stop?
01:11:18I've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:32And I'll wait for you.
01:11:34Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:37Okay.
01:11:45Harper, hello?
01:11:47Urs to Harper.
01:11:48You need to look at this.
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:52I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner, Dot E.W.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58That's what I need to tell you about.
01:12:00Harper, look.
01:12:02You got the money.
01:12:03I swear.
01:12:04The guns and the money.
01:12:06It's not just for show.
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:09You need to move out now.
01:12:11You can't keep living with him, Dot.
01:12:13I need to talk to him.
01:12:14Okay?
01:12:15Harper, please.
01:12:17Please let me go, Dot, if it's money.
01:12:19I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:36Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:12:50Harper.
01:12:51Ryan.
01:12:52Why are you doing this?
01:12:53We broke up, Dot.
01:12:55We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:57You psycho.
01:12:58He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:00He had nothing to do with our break up.
01:13:06He humiliated me.
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:18Once he arrives to save his little princess.
01:13:21Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No dot in O. You can just watch.
01:13:30No, no, no, no dot in O. No.
01:14:00Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind.
01:14:16I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is.
01:14:28Hey, crap, I can explain dot you're gonna explain.
01:14:32But first.
01:14:36You know my daughter better than I do dot I S that text to prank.
01:14:42Harper's in trouble.
01:14:43We need to go.
01:14:46Should we have some fun with you after we kill all the ramps?
01:14:49Should we make him watch, shuh?
01:14:59Looks like he's here.
01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:04Get ready, boys.
01:15:23I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:30That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit.
01:15:40What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:42What?
01:15:50Can't talk without your little bodyguard.
01:15:54Let me go.
01:15:56I'll leave Harper.
01:16:02Harper told you once you should have listened to me, then.
01:16:07I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:16:12Are you OK?
01:16:13Did he hurt you?
01:16:32Chris, Chris.
01:16:36I put you in danger.
01:16:37You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:59Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:01It's OK.
01:17:02I'll handle it dot I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:05Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:08I want an answer now before I before I kill him.
01:17:11No, Dad.
01:17:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:16What?
01:17:17Deep down, I know that.
01:17:21You just want me to be safe.
01:17:27Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:29Please don't be mad dot you're wrong about that.
01:17:35It's not deep down dot I.T. is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:43If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this upper.
01:17:47I will make him regret it dot I believe you.
01:17:49You keep her safe.
01:17:59With my goddamn life dot D.O., you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:29Yes.
01:18:31Daddy, stop.
01:18:59Teasing dot I want an answer.
01:19:15Or I'll punish you.
01:19:29Are you sure about that?
01:20:00You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:03You can either runk up me or fuck me.
01:20:10How rich am I?
01:20:29Since I started.
01:20:58I'm not stopping dot I thought you only fuck girls from behind.
01:21:27Ready for round five?
01:21:29Stop it.
01:21:30I'm sore.
01:21:31Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:47Stop it, girl.
01:21:51I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home.
01:21:55Harper Reed dot if you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime.
01:22:05Chris, can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:08No.
01:22:09Please keep them covered dot I want to give a speech.
01:22:12And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech.
01:22:15I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:17You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:20Just get on with it.
01:22:22What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part, the not-so-legal part.
01:22:27It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:30And for me to be vulnerable, yeah.
01:22:33But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:22:36I was doomed dot you're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:39And I want to be around you dot forever dot S-O you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:52I'm moving you in there dot A-S-A graduation present.
01:23:21And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:31Only if you want to.
01:23:33Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:35Are you serious?
01:23:36Are you serious?
01:23:37What's wrong?
01:23:38Is it tacky?
01:23:40I like deal.
01:23:53But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:55Which is, you have to move in there with me.