Will is a 30-something website manager who uses local café, Coffee Town, as his office. When the owners of the shop dis | dG1fb0JCbW9fYlRqMXM
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00:00You know what I was thinking about last night?
00:02Being straight is gay.
00:04I mean, how gay is it being attracted to a woman?
00:06All pink and perfumey.
00:09You know, it's like, ooh, I like girls.
00:12I want to rub it up against girls.
00:18My name is Will, and this is my office.
00:21Coffee town. You're sleeping.
00:23No, I'm not.
00:25This is Sam.
00:27He sees people like us as parasites, squatters, and his house of free Wi-Fi.
00:31Name?
00:32Will-a-tins-a-gun-de-jor-jean-ton.
00:38Did I spell that right?
00:39You just drew a penis.
00:43But the best part of having a coffee shop is your office,
00:46as your friends can come hang out whenever they want.
00:48It's safe. Ah, the safety's on.
00:50Calm down. The safety's on.
00:54Ah, the safety's off.
00:55Whoa, here comes your girl.
00:57Becca.
00:58Might as well get pumped up, get some veins showing, all right?
01:00Oh, make myself look bigger?
01:04Oh, God.
01:07Got some bad news on the whole coffee town front.
01:09They are converting to a bistro lounge.
01:11I'm gonna lose everything.
01:12My office, my girl.
01:14All the things you don't actually have?
01:16Eh-heh.
01:17I'm gonna rob this place.
01:19You'll never catch me!
01:20If the executives think this is a bad neighborhood,
01:22they won't convert the store.
01:23So how am I gonna do it?
01:24Just grab all the cash?
01:25All right.
01:26You make it sound like a thug.
01:27I wanna be a thug.
01:28I didn't load up my iPhone with Kanye just so I could go jogging.
01:31Oh, crap.
01:32The one with Rihanna's on.
01:33That one is for jogging.
01:34Okay, great.
01:35Retard.
01:36Hey, you're a retard!
01:38You're in me.
01:39The way a little kitten purrs, that's the way my passion stirs.
01:59It stirs for you, it stirs for me.
02:02That's all that I can...
02:03No.
02:04No.
02:07Don't move!
02:11Move that shit, bitch!
02:14He's got Down Syndrome, asshole!
02:16Bitch!
02:19You wanna be straight, shove up another guy's ass.
02:23That's straight.