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00:25Leanne wants a word.
00:27Oh, face on that.
00:29She says you've stuck her and Elliot at the back of beyond.
00:32I'll give her a couple of spare vouchers a summit.
00:35Is that for the mother of the bride?
00:37That's very Camilla Parker Bowles.
00:39Yoo-hoo!
00:41Oh, my giddy aunt.
00:44In the words of Craig Revel Horwood, fab-a-you-less.
00:48Oh, thank you.
00:50Let's just hope that Tracy thinks so.
00:52Debbie, I don't think Leanne's very happy with her speck.
00:56Yeah, we know.
00:57Well, I think she'd like to swap with the bistro.
00:59Well, that's not happening.
01:00Well, I'd like to be five foot ten, but, you know,
01:02don't you worry, you'll stay in pot.
01:05I'll go and have a word, really.
01:07Wow.
01:08Have you come to nag?
01:10This is a pretty big deal.
01:12You see?
01:13There's life in this fiery babushka yet.
01:16You look a little stressed.
01:17Oh, no.
01:18This ain't stress.
01:19This is adrenaline rush.
01:21Great.
01:22But if it all gets too much, give me a shout.
01:24I will.
01:25But they won't.
01:26I'm still me, Carl.
01:28The debster still in a prime.
01:30Moving and shaking.
01:36Well, thanks for taking his nibs to nursery.
01:39I'll see you later, Trouble.
01:40I hate him when he calls me that.
01:42Oh.
01:43He thinks he's funny.
01:44I am very.
01:45You know, I still can't believe that.
01:47Your sister.
01:48Dumb me.
01:49I mean, me.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah, I know.
01:52Backpack.
01:53She's just obsessed with work.
01:55I don't know.
01:57Be a good boy for your uncle.
01:59Am I still going to keep the title?
02:01Yeah, of course you do.
02:02Well, I've enjoyed being a part of the family.
02:05I'm as confused as you, mate.
02:08You, erm, you know, think, like, maybe if you get a chance,
02:13you could, erm, just do a bit of digging.
02:17I mean, shed some light or put on a good word, you know?
02:22Yeah, go on, I'll see what I can do.
02:27Right, time to go, rascal.
02:29Come on, let's go.
02:32I thought that drink went okay with me, you know?
02:34Yeah, I suppose so.
02:36It's a bit up himself, though, isn't it?
02:39But I guess if he lays off Liam, then...
02:41It's all all good.
02:42Right, I'm off.
02:43I love you.
02:44Love you.
02:45Alright?
02:46Gazza?
02:47Oh, hiya.
02:48Right, we've got a very busy day today,
02:50so everything by the door needs to go straight in my car.
02:53Those two boxes are Prosecco.
02:54Debbie said that we can...
02:55Whoa! Information overload.
02:56Debbie said that if I stick my hazards on,
02:58we can park outside the function room fire door.
03:00Alright, stress head.
03:01A cup of tea first, though, yeah?
03:03Hiya.
03:04Any chance of an appointment?
03:06Oh, no, sorry, Trace, we're closed all day.
03:08In fact, we should be at Chariot Square right now
03:10setting up our stand for the wedding fair.
03:12Yeah, well, so am I.
03:14I've sent Mary ahead.
03:15Please, one super quick curly blow.
03:17Why don't I say to Tracee and you, er, head off to Chariot Square?
03:21Perfect.
03:22Right, OK, just as long as you're following me after you've done, yeah?
03:26Yeah, of course. Right behind you.
03:27Good, cos it's gonna be a mad busy one today.
03:30Tracee, why don't you grab a gown and I'll, er,
03:32give Boss Lady a hand with this lot.
03:42Do you ever find yourself having a nosey at other people's sarnies?
03:45Er, no, cos life's too short.
03:48It's a window into their world.
03:50Grease-proof paper or tinfoil.
03:53Reusable bag or big, placky lunchbox.
03:56Stab myself in the eye of a fork or throw myself into the river air well.
04:01Me, for example, I take cheese spread on white.
04:05The whitest sarnie imaginable.
04:08Right.
04:10Well, I can't believe I'm having this combo,
04:12but have you ever considered going a bit wild?
04:13Add a tomato, slice of ham.
04:16Not the minute.
04:17I'm on an economy drive.
04:19I gave Lauren 500 quid to pay that blackmailer.
04:23And she's gonna give it you straight back, yeah?
04:26Duh.
04:27She needs it to pay the blackmailer.
04:32Another lie? Really?
04:34Don't you stop.
04:36I'm not gonna lose it again. I know it was over the top.
04:39Yeah, let's put that behind us, shall we?
04:41Brian just asked me outright what did Julie leave me,
04:44and I just blurted out a few bits and bobs.
04:47Yeah, along with a massive wedge of life insurance,
04:49because you, me and Jason were the only family she had left.
04:52But it's how it looks. Especially to Brian.
04:55Brian knows that you're basically an honest person.
04:58Yeah, but lying to Brian about the will.
05:00With your stupid plan that cast doubt on me in the first place.
05:03We're all agreed, all right, that you had nothing to do
05:06with Julie's death.
05:08Pretty crucial fact to bear in mind.
05:11People talk.
05:12They put two and two together.
05:15I know I was one of those people.
05:17But once word gets out about that life insurance, well...
05:22At least Brian's asked the police to drop it.
05:24It's a long shot, but you never know.
05:28Nah.
05:29Writing's on the wall.
05:31I've had it.
05:36Morning, morning.
05:37Morning!
05:38We're just lending Debbie Webster some champagne flutes
05:40for her wedding fair thing.
05:41Oh, are you now?
05:42Anywhere from Jenny?
05:44Quiet as a church mouse.
05:45Or is it poor as a church mouse?
05:47I don't know.
05:48I can't remember.
05:49I still can't believe she left with zero notice.
05:51She's fragile.
05:52No, no, scrap that.
05:53She's brittle.
05:54So I was kind of hoping then that you'd step up,
05:57you know, pay rise, obviously,
05:59and, you know, company jag.
06:01Er...
06:02Well...
06:04I'm just to be asked, to be offered,
06:06but...
06:08I've already accepted a job from Debbie.
06:10Full-time.
06:11Oh.
06:12Yeah.
06:14Oh, right.
06:16What if I match your salary?
06:18That's very generous,
06:19but I just...
06:20I don't fancy...
06:21just...
06:22been stuck behind a bar all day.
06:24Oh.
06:25I'm sorry.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Right?
06:29You do realise that the solution is standing three feet away from you, right?
06:34Whoo!
06:3524 bottles.
06:36That should do you for a bit.
06:37Oh, you're a lifesaver.
06:39Oh, I had a right to do with some numpty at the warehouse.
06:41He swore blind.
06:42I'd only ordered six bottles.
06:43What, for an eight-hour wedding fair?
06:45Exactamondo, yeah.
06:46I want them all gently sussled.
06:48You know, the bridesmaids, brides-to-be, mothers of the bride.
06:51OK, look, are you parked outside?
06:52Oh, yes, sir.
06:53I stuck my assets on.
06:54OK, I'll load up.
06:55Oh.
06:57Hey, Kev.
06:58Oh.
06:59Hi, and bye.
07:00Er, quick word.
07:01Er, I'll give you a...
07:02And...
07:03You will not.
07:04You look like death warmed up.
07:05OK, I'm doing fine.
07:06Right, are you all right?
07:07Because, er, I've got a really crazy busy day today.
07:10Ronnie, he did the nursery run this morning.
07:13Ah, ah, that was nice of him.
07:16He doesn't understand why he dumped him.
07:18That makes two of us.
07:19How many times do I have to say this, eh?
07:22It's nobody else's business but mine.
07:24No.
07:25No, I just said I'd have a word.
07:27Kev, what is it?
07:28It's Desi.
07:29It's nothing.
07:30Come on, come on, take a seat.
07:31I'll get some water, all right?
07:32Go on, sit yourself down.
07:33I said you weren't looking so good.
07:35Look, it's nothing.
07:36You're doing too much.
07:38And next time Ronnie asks you to do something,
07:40tell him where to go.
07:42I wish I had an English exam later
07:46so I could skive off this afternoon.
07:48I think the teacher would notice if they swapped places.
07:51Have you done your revision?
07:53Kind of.
07:54It's just boiled, lads.
07:56No one cares about certificates in the real world.
08:01Kids should learn a trade and get earning.
08:05Yeah, well, try to tell my mum not.
08:07Yeah, well, just put your back into it this morning, slacker.
08:10Yeah, sure.
08:11What's it like, eh?
08:12Oh, I've got an exam!
08:20So, got ya.
08:21Yeah, you did.
08:25Good one, slacker.
08:27Should have seen your face.
08:32It...
08:33It is just pants, right?
08:35Yeah, of course.
08:37Hey, you're a funny guy.
08:44They're proud of you, sis.
08:46Oh, thanks.
08:47Do you notice times like this
08:49that I wish mum and dad were still around?
08:52Ain't me looking down on you.
08:53Trust me, I know for a fact they're not.
08:56You simply can't beat an atheist
08:58for that feel-good shot at me arm.
09:01You never know.
09:02I mean, I can't believe there's not anything.
09:04Oh, I am so pleased I am not at that wedding fair.
09:09Oh.
09:10Listening to Mary bang on
09:11about the Queen Mother's hydrangeas at Balmoral.
09:14Well, I'm missing out on a day with Maria.
09:16Oh.
09:17Boy, that girl knows how to tell a story.
09:19Oh, go on.
09:20Oh.
09:21So, one of her nails comes off right.
09:23So she goes back to get it redone.
09:25Five minutes back home with Mr Personality.
09:27And it comes off again.
09:28Same finger.
09:29Only this time, it won't overhand.
09:31Get lost.
09:32Oh, that's one of her good ones.
09:33Oh, that's one of her good ones.
09:35Oh, how's my hair looking?
09:37Fit kit.
09:38Incoming.
09:40Oh.
09:41Been wondering when I was gonna bump into you.
09:44So now you can stop?
09:47Oh, do you two know each other?
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:50We go way, way back.
09:52Yeah, a lifetime ago.
09:54Yeah, but you know what it's like with old friends.
09:56The years just roll away.
10:03Nice and calm, you're innocent, remember.
10:05All right, son?
10:06Any news on that autopsy?
10:08Yeah, actually.
10:09Go on.
10:10Well, the results show that your drugs were in Julie's system.
10:14Proves nothing.
10:15Well, there'll be an investigation to take it further.
10:18Which will show that my Eileen is innocent.
10:22I'll have a pint when you're ready, Glenda.
10:23I've just got to go to the...
10:26All right, don't stop catastrophizing.
10:33Now I'm thinking that we should have stayed.
10:46Let's get out of here, you said.
10:48Yeah, because I'm not thinking straight.
10:49I'm thinking like a guilty person.
10:51Like someone who's just off their own sister.
10:53Come on, Eyelash.
10:54Sit down.
10:56Investigation.
10:57You heard him.
10:58He's gonna come out of the bog and find that we've disappeared.
11:01Well, so what?
11:02It's a pub.
11:03People come and go.
11:04No, it looks odd.
11:06Where you going?
11:07Gonna run you a bath.
11:08A soothing hot bath.
11:10Yeah, because bubbles help everything, don't they?
11:13Eileen, you've done nothing wrong.
11:16Julie had the death that she chose.
11:18My lovely sister has died.
11:22And all I can do is think about when I'm gonna be carted off to the clink.
11:26I'm losing it, George.
11:30I am really losing it.
11:38All I'm asking you to do is go and check.
11:40She should be making sure her clientele are happy, not rowing with her brother.
11:43Must be stressful, putting on something like this.
11:45You know when Kev doesn't want you to go around?
11:47She doesn't, actually, because we're here at the back of beyond.
11:49We're two tables away from where we wanted to be.
11:51Yeah, the one she promised us.
11:54He's gonna know something's up if I'm just hanging around doing nothing.
11:58Well, just tell him I'm doing your head in and you've had to escape for a couple of hours.
12:02Go on.
12:04Well, then what?
12:05I don't know.
12:06Make him a brew and sit soft with him and talk about carburettors.
12:10He's wobbly.
12:12Yes, Leanne.
12:13How can I help?
12:14Well, for the millionth time, like I told you before,
12:16we wanted to be in the main space and not by the door.
12:18Yeah, you and everyone else.
12:19It's the quartz and the pint pots.
12:22We understand.
12:23It's just that, you know, you promised us some display stands as well.
12:26Oh, yes.
12:27I knew there was some at two ticks.
12:28Abs, do us a favour, will you, and go in that cupboard by the lift
12:32and get me, yeah, two display stands.
12:34Roger that.
12:36I'll give a round.
12:39Still no sign of Tracy?
12:41No.
12:42Oh, Luke.
12:43The longest blow-drying history.
12:45A missing loo and a bottle of Prosecco.
12:47Funny, that, isn't it?
12:50Oh, that was quick.
12:52Nothing in that cupboard but a busted oover.
12:54If he wants a job, do it.
12:56No, seriously, there's nothing in that cupboard.
12:57Right, er, have you seen my clipboard?
13:01My clipboard was on here.
13:02Have you seen my clipboard?
13:03It's had everything in it.
13:04Everything.
13:05It's all right.
13:06I had all of it before.
13:08It was here, and now it's gone.
13:12Where's it gone to?
13:13It's just gone whoosh.
13:14OK.
13:15Right, don't worry.
13:16We'll have a scout round, all right?
13:17Yeah, I'm sure we'll find it.
13:18The whole kit and caboodle was on that thing.
13:22Is she all right?
13:24I don't know.
13:26Any chance you can put that Leanne back in a box?
13:29Just need to focus on the masses.
13:30Yeah, no problem.
13:34You all right?
13:35All right.
13:37So, any more messages from you don't-know-who?
13:40It was Jake Windhouse.
13:41Don't look so surprised.
13:45Look, the thing is, I didn't know that till after he gave me the money.
13:55Bobby, I swear on Frankie's eyes.
13:57It's a pretty wicked lie.
14:02The estate agent called me about the flat and said that I had to pay the deposit there and then, otherwise I'd lose it.
14:07You've got to believe me.
14:11You know you're my best mate, don't you?
14:14I guess.
14:15Right, and you'll get back every single penny, I swear.
14:17I'd have given you the money anyway, even if you'd have said it were just for the flat.
14:23I don't deserve it.
14:24Don't be daft.
14:27You know, not knowing he was blackmailing me was driving me nuts.
14:31I mean, I am relieved to find out it was Jake.
14:33I mean, for a minute I thought it could have been you, which is like beyond.
14:38Anyway, I'm going to get us a cake on me.
14:41I'm telling you though, this flat, with a bit of pain, it's going to be...
14:50Well, I can't believe Tracey's a no-show.
14:53In so many ways, literally and metaphorically.
14:58Cheers, Maria.
14:59You're welcome.
15:00Hey.
15:01How's business?
15:02Sluggish.
15:03Stuff business.
15:04So is all of this making you want to put a ring on it?
15:09I mean, sorry if I'm being indelicate.
15:11But seriously, when are you going to set a date?
15:14Yeah.
15:15All in good time, Mary.
15:16All in good time.
15:17Oh, is this a long grass scenario?
15:19Oh, Mary, there's someone at your stall.
15:21You should, erm...
15:23Wow.
15:24That's all we need.
15:25Well, it's just Mary, innit?
15:28You heard all that, didn't you?
15:29Well, it's hard not to go on, Mary.
15:32You all right?
15:33Do you want to go outside and get some fresh air?
15:34No, no, I'm fine.
15:35And Teflon, thanks to that pair.
15:37It's just a bit much, isn't it?
15:38I know I'd struggle if...
15:39You know, this fair is an absolute shambles.
15:41Where's Webster sloped off to?
15:42She's still striking over a missing clipboard.
15:47I only thought it could have been you for, like, five seconds.
15:49That's five seconds too many.
15:51So what?
15:52You thought I put the frighteners on you so you'd cry on my shoulder,
15:55that way I might get to touch you?
15:57No, of course not.
15:58Or I gave you the money so you might sleep with me?
16:00No, Bobby, no.
16:01Tell me the truth.
16:03Why do you think it was me?
16:07If you can't see you owe me an honest answer,
16:09then this friendship's dead in the water.
16:10Look, I thought maybe...
16:13I thought you maybe did it to spend more time with me.
16:16You think I'd stoop that low just to have more of your company?
16:19Well, no, obviously not.
16:20I weren't thinking straight.
16:22I know I've been an idiot.
16:27But I need you.
16:29I need you to forgive me.
16:30Frankie needs you.
16:31He needs his Uncle Bobcat around.
16:32Frankie'll be fine.
16:34He's got a good mum.
16:36But for future reference,
16:38you need to work on your friendship skills.
16:45Lauren,
16:47I'm out.
16:54I have sent Tracy 11 messages, all unread.
16:58Yeah, well, at least you've got a decent spec.
17:00Where's Debbie?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Ah, Debbie.
17:03Oh, look, we're done in an hour.
17:04Let's not add any more stress.
17:05What do you want me to do, Leanne?
17:06Eh?
17:07Start shifting people around?
17:08Hmm.
17:09Well, it's a bit late in the day, but, yeah,
17:10that sounds like a good idea to me.
17:11Right.
17:12I tell you what.
17:13Why don't we get your cart out of this hellhole
17:16and onto the street?
17:17Eh?
17:18Out of the pavement sound.
17:19Eh?
17:20What are you doing?
17:21Debbie, get off!
17:22Be careful.
17:23Shut up!
17:24Come on, happy customer!
17:25Oh, give me a hand on top so she can get back.
17:27Oh, give me a hand on top so she can get back.
17:28Give me a hand on top.
17:29Oh, I've just changed the record with you.
17:30Oh, my fucking face.
17:31Don't wonder you left her.
17:32Debbie!
17:33She's like a flaming earworm.
17:34You're spilling everything!
17:35What are you doing, Debbie?
17:36What are you doing, Debbie?
17:37What are you doing?
17:38Yeah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Look!
17:43Ah!
17:44I'm bleeding!
17:45Served you right.
17:46I've got the first aid box, eh?
17:47I'm bleeding sick of you!
17:49I'm just sick of you!
17:51Alright, chill out.
17:53Hey!
17:56What's the plan?
18:01Move in with Rita?
18:06Ah!
18:07That would be lovely.
18:09I mean, she's practically your mum, isn't she?
18:11Yeah, and I love her dearly, but...
18:14You know, who wants to live with her mum at my age?
18:17Well, a bit of TLC would do her both good.
18:21How's it come to this, eh?
18:24Oh, someone to turn up.
18:27Brian's offered me a few shifts at the cabin.
18:30You know, to tag me over.
18:32Why, you are already on the up.
18:34I mean, I'm grateful.
18:35Yeah, it's just...
18:36It's not where I saw myself.
18:38Were you spoken to Carla?
18:41A bit, yeah?
18:44Was she advertising or what?
18:47Actually...
18:50Actually, she's asked me to step up.
18:53On a trial basis.
18:54Not that I would ever fill your shoes.
18:57You'll be fine.
18:59But you might want to dial down the show tunes a bit.
19:02And you are far too generous with the hotpot.
19:05Well, I'm a feeder.
19:07Correction.
19:08You're a manager.
19:14Will you let me help?
19:16I can do it!
19:17This is all down to your sister, this.
19:20I'll take it from here.
19:21Thanks.
19:22Well, it does look pretty deep, you know.
19:23She might need stitches.
19:24I am here!
19:25It's a lot of fuss over nothing.
19:27Thank you for your help.
19:29And, um, she'll be fine.
19:31What do you like, eh?
19:33My knight in shining armour.
19:36Why are you being so horrible?
19:38I'm not.
19:39I'm just being myself.
19:40You know what I'm like.
19:41I've got more size to me than the 10 o'clock.
19:43I'm not buying it.
19:44I'm taking you to the A&E.
19:46And your stallion.
19:47Give over.
19:48Toy is right.
19:49You might need stitches.
19:50I'll tell you what I need.
19:52A quiet life.
19:53And for everybody to talk banging on about where they want to be.
19:56And for my exes to just stop mithering me.
19:59Be as nasty as you like.
20:00But you are going to the A&E right now.
20:03Let's go.
20:04Come on.
20:11Come on.
20:12Don't be joking me.
20:14What's wrong?
20:15I can't find any mallets.
20:16I could have sworn they were in there.
20:17There's nowhere else they could be.
20:19Yeah, well, exactly.
20:20Look, do us a favour.
20:21Have a little scuttle around in there and see if you can find them.
20:24I can't see the wood for the trees, me.
20:25No problem.
20:26I'll stick the kettle on, yeah?
20:27It's enough pranks for today.
20:28Mick!
20:29I can't see!
20:30Mick!
20:31Come there!
20:32Mick!
20:33Mick!
20:34Mick!
20:35Mick!
20:36Mick!
20:45Mick!
20:46Mick!
20:48Mick!
20:49Mick!
20:55Are you in pain?
20:56in pain. Not your actual pain. Just cringing with embarrassment kind of pain. Yeah I'm sorry you
21:04felt ambushed. I just wanted to um understand. No. No. I'm the one who should be apologising.
21:14I could have handled things a lot better. Yeah normally I like the way you jump in with your
21:20eyes and eyes. Eric was singing your praises earlier. Full disclosure I asked him to do a bit of digging.
21:32I'd have never guessed. You know with him being so subtle. Yeah I was desperate. It was that or
21:39sit back and watch one of the best relationships I've ever had went down the pan you know.
21:43Rodney. Hi Debbie. I've just been having a look at your medical history. There's a couple of things
21:52I'd like to go through. Yes yes right. I'll be right with you. You should go. Well um it's not a place
21:59I'd rather be. No I want you to go. Please. Why are you pushing me away? Don't make a song and dance
22:08about it. Just go. Come on. On the bed. Yes.
22:29You okay Mrs. Webster? Ms. Yeah I'm fine. I'm just gonna ask you a few questions and then we'll get your
22:38sorted. Ask away. So I see you've recently been diagnosed with vascular dementia. Has that got
22:48anything to do with what happened to your hand? No. Well yeah. A food cart got it both barrels. And have
23:00you told your family about your diagnosis? I've known many an object get the brunt. Normally it's tables
23:11and chairs. You'll be my first food cart. The guy you were with. Is that your partner? Was. And before you ask,
23:21no. I've not told him. Seems to still be keen if he brought you here. My ex wouldn't even be in the same postcode.
23:37Now then. You mind if I join you? I was just leaving. Oh so hostile.
23:42What do you believe it mate? I forgot my wallet. Do a mate a favour.
23:5420 a do.
23:58Doing half a score. Seems about right for you. No kiss goodbye.
24:05Good calling you. I'm on my break. Can you go to the builder's merchant? I haven't eaten yet.
24:13Oh mate. You're worried you'll waste away. I'll text you a list.
24:17I've got to go sort Liam out back in the yard. Right. Well I'll sort the yard. You just get off.
24:22Great. Whatever you say boss. Hi mate. What now?
24:28Yeah. Well I'm up against it. But yeah. Give me like. Give me an hour. Yeah. Yeah. I'm coming now.
24:47There she is. My favourite auntie. Why do I get the feeling that compliment is going to cost me money?
25:06Can I have an advance on my wages? No. Of course you can't. Why? Simon's in Mallorca this week and I want to go see him.
25:12But this week? That's a bit short notice isn't it Bob? And what about work?
25:18Oh auntie. Life's too short to spend your time working yourself to the bone for the man. Or woman in this case.
25:25Anyway. It's my birthday this weekend. Come on. Don't tell me you forgot. Have you done something
25:32different with your hair? It really brings out your eyes. Oh enough. Yes you can have an advance.
25:36Let's just stop being fake nice. Hey. Are you sure you're alright? I mean there's no reason why you're just hopping off to Spain is there?
25:47Oh me. No I'm fine. I'll take it boo this end.
25:53Okay. Why don't I buy you drinking the Rovers say thank you? Oh what with my money?
25:59Well it's the thought that counts innit? Besides you can make it up to me for forgetting my birthday.
26:07Just get my coat.
26:13Sorry. I got you as quick as I could. Careful you spent the last half an hour trying to get comfy.
26:19Well I'm here now so thanks but you can get off. Not pushed for time.
26:22Well I thought you could stay and have some food with us later. Yeah. You don't have to watch me sleep.
26:30I'm okay. Get back to Debbie. Oh well she's in A&E getting stitches. She had a hurrah with Leanne and it went
26:40from zero to 60 in like a second and she's accidentally cut her hand on a cart. Is she okay?
26:46Well not really no. She was well wound up. Not sure wedding fairs are worth all the aggro.
26:54All right. Not what I expected you to be doing.
26:57Sick of it. There's not one single set in here. I'm fed up of trying to find two the
27:01same size to eat my dinner off. You sure that the spoons and forks aren't collateral damage?
27:08The whole house needs a clean up. You could start by clearing these plates.
27:12And I'm the only one who can clean am I? Just saying. And if it'll put you in a better mood you'll be
27:19pleased to hear that I've looked into it and even if you were guilty they normally deal with these
27:24kinds of cases with a lot of sympathy so you should be fine. Oh try telling that to everyone
27:28around here because they've already labelled me a murderer. No they haven't and if you're worried
27:32about Brian he said sorry. I think you're taking it all a bit too personally. Too personally?
27:38I'm the one who gets the looks. The silent treatment when I go in the Rovers. Yeah because
27:43you just lost your sister. I think you're deflecting. It's easy for you to hate on people and grieve properly.
27:55How are you and Theo? Fine. Now who's deflecting? I must run in the family.
28:01Well I'm an advocate for truth between partners. You are a grade A muppet for letting that cat
28:09out of the bag. Now I can't stuff it back in. Well do something. Show her that you care.
28:17Do you know it's not a bad idea that. Like a surprise wedding. Are we speaking two different
28:27languages here? Well you know what they say go big or go. No no no no no no no no no do not finish
28:31that phrase. Remember what happened to Dev when he proposed. Yeah he went big Bernie went home.
28:37Yeah but this is my eyelash we're meant to be together. Ah so does dynamite and matches.
28:44Just just don't be a fool. You know think this through carefully how are you gonna handle it.
28:49Just give it two seconds of thought will you? Yeah maybe you're right. Probably not the best
28:56time for nuptials is it? Finally. He listens. She's like that. She's really square like really square.
29:05Maria. Don't you Maria me. Where have you been? And why was there a bottle of prosecco missing?
29:09That was supposed to be for potential clients at the wedding fair. Hey I could be a client.
29:13You could do my next wedding. Yeah well good luck trying to find someone who'll have you.
29:17Oi excuse me. I used to be a wag. Oh really? Well now you're just something that rhymes with wag
29:22and starts with an S and an L. Well it takes one to know one. Look ladies please let's not fight.
29:28Somewhere in the world there's a war going on. We need to count our blessings. Look Maria join us
29:32away aren't you? Right so you're not coming back then? Oh look let's face it cards on the table.
29:38I'm not sure if I'm any use to myself. Let alone you. Go save yourself. Brilliant just brilliant. Thanks.
29:47Square.
29:52What is it today? What's got you looking like the world's gonna end?
29:55I've just been pired off again on a dating app. Well no wonder. Going round like Eeyore.
30:03Well I usually have sympathy but you think Eileen's a killer and I ain't got time for that.
30:08Whoa whoa whoa look. I never said that. Okay? And anyway I'm not discussing it. I'm off
30:13duty hence a leopard print. I just came for a quiet pint. Sorry. I just feel protective.
30:22I get it.
30:30What are you still doing here? I couldn't just leave. I told you to. Debbie you're not making sense.
30:38Well I can't make it any clearer. And I don't believe you. No one does such a 180 on a relationship
30:45that is going well without something else going on. It wasn't going well. Not for me. Liar. You're lying.
30:53And I know you are. We were good. I don't need to justify myself do you? Actually you do.
31:00I'm the one person that does need an explanation. Okay. Okay. Do you want the truth? Hm?
31:10I think you're a joke. Pathetic. Always playing the big I am. Oh look at me. I'm Ronnie Bailey with
31:17me muscles. I'm so cool. But I'm the one with the hotels. The ambition. The drive. What have you got?
31:24Eh? You're just all gone and no dinner. Just wandering through life. Drifting. Let me tell you this.
31:34There's nothing you can give me that I can't get for myself. Do you hear that? Nothing. Now then.
31:42Is that clear enough for you?
31:52Hello? Hello? Hello? No way!
32:02I thought Gary let you out ages ago. You've been in there this entire time. Yeah and I think I've
32:22missed my English exam. Oh come on. Exams are nonsense. I did you a favour. What an absolute
32:28legend you are. You took that like a trooper. I'm proud of you. Can I go now?
32:32There you are. You must be gasping. I thought I needed to toughen you up. Make you one of the
32:37lads. But nah. I reckon you're sound. And I had to do something. I couldn't let the old tea
32:42thing slide without reply. But we're all good yeah? Yeah. Good lad. Go on. Have some chips. Dive in.
32:51Blame the ledge. Ha ha. It wasn't Leanne's fault.
32:59I've had something playing on my mind. And it all gets a bit much sometimes doesn't it?
33:05And she was in my eye line. Her and a cat.
33:10Should she are Hooverpole where Abby lost it.
33:12Yeah all right. It's all like you don't do it either. Mount have bent spanners in that garage.
33:18How do you get on with Ronnie? How do you mean?
33:21Oh come on. Stop dancing around it. We both know you still love each other.
33:26Who are we talking about? Ronnie. And they can stop.
33:29Nothing happened and nothing's going to happen. But you can tell us to butt out if you want.
33:32Butt out? You two are good together.
33:35And we're less scratching our heads wondering what went wrong.
33:39Look just don't. Don't just chuck it away needlessly. Kev tell her.
33:42Look I've said my piece. She knows what I think.
33:45No I'm with Abby on this one. It's rare when you find that connection.
33:49When you do you've got to fight for it. Everything you've got.
33:52Didn't have you down. I was a romantic.
33:54Family. Brings it out in me.
34:00Didn't know it was open mic night.
34:02No it's closed mic night. This bad boy belongs to me.
34:06Won't you sing it?
34:08No. I'm going to read some poetry. What do you think?
34:10What? Why?
34:11We need a bit of atmosphere. Lockerdon. Miserable.
34:16Well. It's Weatherfield.
34:19I'll soon get them buzzing.
34:20All right.
34:28Right ladies and gentlemen.
34:29My name is Glenda.
34:33And I'm going to be your entertainment for this evening.
34:37So why don't we start with a bit of a disco classic.
34:41To get us all loosey goosey.
34:45Choo choo.
34:57My head is in a spin. My feet don't touch the ground.
35:01Because you're near to me. My head goes round and round.
35:04My knees are shaking baby. My heart freaks like a drum.
35:09Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.
35:12Woo hoo. It feels like. It feels like I'm in love.
35:17Yes I'm talking to you Craig. You're sexy.
35:19I'm talking to you guys.
35:20I ain't been there to work before.
35:22But I'm around to know.
35:24No. Come on.
35:25Hey. Apparently Rovers is now a cruise liner.
35:27Any more tracks like that and it will beat the Titanic.
35:30My knees are shaking baby. My heart freaks like a drum.
35:32Woo hoo. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.
35:35My knees shake. My heart freaks like a drum.
35:39Woo hoo.
35:44Woo hoo.
35:46Okay I'll go first.
35:47Who'd we say our match winner was?
35:49Nick. It's my sister.
35:51But yeah it was only missing the boxing ring.
35:54Wasn't it?
35:55For me Debbie took it.
35:56I mean normally my money would be on Leanne.
35:58But something has definitely rattled Debbie's cage.
36:00God they'd sell tickets for that rematch any day.
36:03Wouldn't they?
36:04Really? Gossiping about it already?
36:07No it's funny innit.
36:09A couple of months back you both would have been in my corner.
36:11Well with friends like you you need enemies eh?
36:13Leanne.
36:14I'll have a glass of red.
36:15You can bring it over when you've got a spare minute.
36:17You know from enjoying my misfortunes.
36:21It sounds like your day is about as good as mine.
36:29Well I did come in to have a go but they're not worth it.
36:33Nice quiet drink on me own will be a much better use of me time.
36:36Ah that's the option I went for.
36:39Well you know care to join them and you're welcome.
36:42Misery in company and all that.
36:45Yeah yeah sure why not.
36:47The longer I stay the more they'll be on edge.
36:58Hiya love.
37:00Dinner's gonna be a bit late tonight.
37:02Lou's left me in the lurch and on top of that she nicked a bottle of bubbly and all.
37:06Cheeky cow.
37:07Can I help sort it?
37:08Oh bless you.
37:10After an hard day at work you're still offering to help.
37:12Okay.
37:13You'll make a partner very happy one day Liam.
37:17Hey how did your exam go?
37:19Okay yeah.
37:19Good.
37:21All right well you can fill me in later at home.
37:23Just clear all this up.
37:25Is everything okay?
37:32Fine yeah.
37:35Are you still enjoying it at the yard?
37:36Because you know you don't have to work there if you don't want.
37:38No I like it.
37:40Honest.
37:41All right.
37:42I just thought you know being surrounded by blokes all day all that lad banter.
37:46Yeah well Mick's trying to teach me stuff.
37:49Make me better.
37:50Hmm well as long as he's not teaching you his bad habits.
37:54Look I think I'm gonna head home.
37:56I'm a bit tired.
37:57All right well I won't be long yet.
38:16Now I'm gonna take a short break and when I come back I'm gonna be taking requests.
38:20Can I request a power cut?
38:24I'm only saying what we're all thinking.
38:26Perhaps I shouldn't have let her run things you know.
38:29No it's great.
38:30I might suggest she does like a weekly cabaret show.
38:36Hey what's this about last minute holly bobs for your birthday?
38:39Oh thank you Ryan for remembering unlike some.
38:43Oh get over it.
38:44Anyway remember who's funding your jolly bobs.
38:47Well I realised I was going a shade of vampire so I thought better get off work on me tan.
38:53Oh I wish I could try.
38:55Lads only I'm afraid.
38:56Me and Simon are gonna live it up.
38:58Always fancied a phone party.
39:00Why wasn't I invited to this family lads holiday?
39:03We want a fair shot at pulling.
39:06You turn up with your top off all ten and we're not gonna have a chance.
39:09Eh it's good point.
39:12Hey should we get off you know before the encore comes back?
39:14Yeah.
39:15Oh good idea.
39:16Before it's right.
39:17Yes I cannot take anymore.
39:19Go.
39:19Quick quick quick.
39:21Living so soon?
39:23Well we're here for a good time not a long time Jen you know.
39:26Well heads up.
39:28Look Bobby if you're just gonna ignore me text Camille he's talking in person.
39:32I want you to leave me alone.
39:35In fact I'll make it easy for you.
39:37I'm going to see Simon and when I get back we're just strangers yeah?
39:42Nothing more.
39:52What's the emergency?
39:59I've got to go and find Ronnie.
40:01I can't leave things however they were left today.
40:03I was so cruel.
40:06I said some unforgivable things.
40:09Well did you mean him?
40:10No of course I didn't.
40:12Then go tell him.
40:17Are you well enough to go?
40:19Do you want me to ask him to come here?
40:20Oh no he's not going to come here.
40:22Not after what I said.
40:24No I'll be fine.
40:25Erm yeah.
40:27I'll go and find him.
40:28Debbie.
40:31Good luck.
40:33Thanks.
40:34I'm going to need it.
40:47Mind how you go.
40:48Do you rather?
40:52Oh it's a shame they had to get off.
40:53I was going to do a few more numbers.
40:55Oh I'll sleep well tonight though.
40:57I'm sure you will.
40:58The amount of walking on sunshine you just did.
41:01It was worth it though.
41:03Oh I remember there was this man from one of my crews, this lovely man.
41:09He said Glenda, you never leave I'm wanting more.
41:15Oh you don't fancy giving his hand with all those glasses do you?
41:18No thank you.
41:19No.
41:20Days of hearing the clink of glasses in my sleep are gone.
41:22Oh go on I'll give you one in the house.
41:24Nope.
41:25It's time for a fresh start.
41:27Embrace the freedom.
41:29Well from pints to organising paper rounds at the cabin it's hardly a whirlwind change is it?
41:35Well I might not stay there forever.
41:37You know it don't have to be whirling for me to see where the wind might take me.
41:41I'm not buying it.
41:43It'll be back behind this bar soon enough.
41:46No.
41:47I won't.
41:49You know after years of fighting for it, letting it go is liberating.
41:58Got a look with them glasses.
42:02She's all yours.
42:10Oh this is silly, I should just go over and say sorry.
42:17But that's what she wants, the attention.
42:19We must have sounded horrible.
42:21I'm not as horrible as some of the things she said.
42:28You know I'm sorry, we didn't deserve any of that.
42:32What are you apologising for?
42:34You're not together anymore, it's not your problem.
42:36Slashy's been taken over by some.
42:38Actually no, it is just a part I didn't like.
42:42I've seen that side in action against other people but I never thought for one minute I'd be on the receiving end.
42:48Well we've got more in common today than we think then.
42:51I guess the reason I am sorry is because I know she is capable of such vitriol and I never caught her on it.
43:00Yeah well we're all capable of that.
43:02It's not for our apartments to fix.
43:03Yeah.
43:07You do well you're not coming in here.
43:10I just have to push my way through it. I just wish they wouldn't put the picture perfect life in my face all the time.
43:16Is it? Perfect, eh? I mean you only see what they want you to. You know your sister's thoughts and Nick's.
43:24Imagine all those thoughts wrapped up in the same workplace, same flat.
43:29Yeah. I like the picture you're painting there. It's kind of making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
43:35A recipe for disaster?
43:39Well not if he gives up full autonomy of his thoughts and actions, no.
43:44Is she a controller?
43:45Do you remember that character from Looney Tunes? The one that used to go,
43:48I'll hug you and squeeze you. Well imagine that, but she's a trained counsellor.
43:55Oh you're a good bloke, Ronnie. Don't let Debbie get you down.
43:59Come on, me and you will be all right. Just the two of us.
44:09Come on, me and you were left with me.
44:23Come on.
44:25Come on.
44:31Come on.
44:33Come on.