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It’s 1958 Manhattan and Miriam “Midge” Maisel has everything she’s ever wanted - the perfect husband, kids, and Upper West Side apartment. But when her life suddenly takes a turn and Midge must start over, she discovers a previously unknown talent - one that will take her all the way from the comedy clubs of Greenwich Village to a spot on Johnny Carson’s couch.
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It’s 1958 Manhattan and Miriam “Midge” Maisel has everything she’s ever wanted - the perfect husband, kids, and Upper West Side apartment. But when her life suddenly takes a turn and Midge must start over, she discovers a previously unknown talent - one that will take her all the way from the comedy clubs of Greenwich Village to a spot on Johnny Carson’s couch.
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00:01Hello, I'm Miriam.
00:02Got it.
00:03Maisel and Meyerson.
00:04That's for you.
00:05Get yourself a hokey-pokey.
00:06Welcome to the Fountain Blue.
00:07We have you in a standard room, twin beds.
00:09Facing the ocean, not the pool.
00:10Away from the elevator.
00:11And the ice machine.
00:12Near the cigarette machine.
00:13And the emergency exit.
00:14What floor?
00:15Tenth floor.
00:16Oh, too high.
00:17Room service gets cold.
00:18And you can't jump out if there's a fire.
00:19Third floor, away from families.
00:20Kids scream.
00:21She swears.
00:22No kids or no first-time fuckers.
00:23Pardon me?
00:24Newlyweds.
00:25They scream too.
00:26Anything else?
00:27Yes, do you have a set of hotel schematics we could look at?
00:29We're most interested in the kitchen ventilation system
00:31and the routing of the ductwork.
00:32Remember the ambassador in L.A.?
00:34The whole place smelled like chlorine and discount cocaine.
00:37I'll go ask.
00:39How many of the words in that request do you think she understood?
00:42Not everyone outside of Manhattan is an idiot.
00:44Well...
00:45Okay.
00:46Fountain Blue.
00:47What things can I playfully lampoon about you in my act?
00:51Susie.
00:52A staircase to nowhere.
00:54What to where?
00:55See that staircase?
00:56It's there just so the ladies can walk down in their finest dresses
00:58and everybody can watch them.
00:59Well, there you go.
01:00You can do an entire act on that completely asinine...
01:03Oh, you don't want to make fun of it.
01:05You want to walk down it.
01:06Well, that new green dress is just dying for some attention.
01:08Uh-huh.
01:09See, I never know when Borscht Belt Barbie's gonna come back out.
01:12Okay.
01:13Go ahead, walk down the staircase.
01:14I'll be in the bar wondering why I never used my law degree.
01:17You're what?
01:18Okay, I could not find schematics or a ventilation plan,
01:20but here's the emergency exit layout
01:22which actually shows you a good portion of the ductwork.
01:24Wait a second, you're competent?
01:26You've got to get out of Florida.
01:27Seriously, get on a bus and get to New York.
01:29You do not belong here.
01:30Take it.
01:31Go.
01:32Don't even check us in.
01:33Third floor.
01:34I'll have your bags follow you up.
01:35And then you'll leave after the bags?
01:36Come on, Susie.
01:37Save yourself.
01:38Did you say you had a law degree?
01:39Huh?
01:40Hey, hold the elevator.
01:41Hold the elevator.
01:47I just want to say I fucking hate Florida.
01:48You should take your jacket off.
01:49No.
01:50You should take your boots off.
01:51I think you'll regret that request.
01:52You want some lemonade?
01:53No, I don't want any fucking lemonade.
01:55It'll look like I'm sitting here thinking about some
01:57goddamn ass-licking, cock-sucking, dick-whacking lemonade.
02:00Just one, please.
02:02I don't understand this place.
02:04Why is it here?
02:05Well, the Atlantic Ocean opened up about 200 million years ago,
02:07pushing North America westward away from the supercontinent Pangea.
02:11It's in the brochure.
02:13You want a smack in the mouth?
02:14I did not tell you to come to the pool.
02:15You did, too.
02:16You told me to come down here and sit with you and relax.
02:18When does the relaxing start?
02:20Nothing to relax.
02:22It's boiling.
02:23It's humid.
02:24There's bugs and snakes and birds and bats and alligators and sand.
02:28The sand everywhere.
02:29In the sandwiches, in the room, in my hair, in my ass.
02:32I haven't been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.
02:34That says more about you than it does about Florida.
02:36That was a big mistake, kid!
02:38Big mistake!
02:39Remember the face!
02:40You have to calm down.
02:42Seriously.
02:43Why do Jews do this to themselves?
02:47Why do they find terrible places and go live there?
02:49Hey, here's a piece of the desert surrounded by people who hate us.
02:52Where do I sign?
02:55I'm gonna die in this chair.
02:56Susie, go in the pool.
02:57Cool off.
02:58You'll feel so much better.
02:59You do know how to swim, don't you?
03:04Are you kidding?
03:05You grew up in the rock ways.
03:06Your house was on stilts.
03:07How do you not know how to swim?
03:08Because my drunken whore of a mother never taught me, okay?
03:11What if you fell in the water?
03:12Well, then Christmas came early that year.
03:14Okay.
03:15That's it.
03:16Get up.
03:17I am gonna teach you how to swim.
03:19No way.
03:20I was a certified swimming instructor in the Catskills.
03:22I am an expert.
03:23Get out of here.
03:24Swimming is fun.
03:25It makes your tush tight.
03:26I like a nice loose tush.
03:27Hey, we are on tour now.
03:28We will be flying in planes and if one of those planes goes down in the water,
03:31you are gonna have to know how to swim.
03:33Oh, good.
03:34You found a way to make flying even worse.
03:36Come on.
03:37I am not swimming or traveling with you anymore.
03:39Once you get in, you'll see.
03:40It'll be fun.
03:41Now, you are gonna need a bathing suit.
03:43Jump!
03:44No.
03:45Susie.
03:46Fuck you.
03:47I'll catch you.
03:48You won't catch you.
03:49I swear I'll catch you.
03:50No, you won't.
03:51You're lying.
03:52Susie, just jump.
03:53You're acting like a four year old.
03:54You're acting like a four year old.
03:55Just jump to me.
03:56You jump to me.
03:57No, you jump to me.
03:58Pick.
03:59Oh, do not let me go.
04:00I won't let you go.
04:01Just fucking relax and kick.
04:02You fucking dick.
04:03There's our children here.
04:04Stop saying fuck.
04:05You stop saying fuck.
04:06What are you staring at?
04:08What are they staring at?
04:10Here we go.
04:11One.
04:12Do not do this.
04:13Two.
04:14Miriam, I said don't.
04:15Big breath.
04:16I will kill your children.
04:17I will kill them and then I will dress up in their clothes and I will haunt you.
04:18Three.
04:19Oh, God.
04:20Oh, God.
04:21Oh, God.
04:22Oh, God.
04:23Oh, God.
04:24Oh, God.
04:25You're doing it.
04:26Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
04:28Who peed?
04:29Who peed in this fool?
04:30At least around us.
04:31You're doing great.
04:32Keep going.
04:33Turn me around.
04:34Turn me around.
04:35Good girl.
04:36Good girl, Susie.
04:37You're swimming.
04:39What are you doing?
04:40I'm coming.
04:41I'm coming for you.
04:42Stop it.
04:43Oh, it's gonna happen.
04:44Don't be ridiculous.
04:45You should be happy.
04:47This is good, Susie.
04:49No one.
04:50What?
04:52Are you drunk too?
04:56If you do...
04:59You should've saved me.
05:00I know it's a man.
05:01I know.
05:03I brought him off my stories too.
05:04I not quite sorry.
05:05Right?